Mountain Home, Arkansas Armed with a face only a mother could love, a criminal past, and an axe, Jason Marshall pretty much fucked up his parole. Monday, police received a couple of distressed phone calls regarding a domestic disturbance, the second of which the victim stated she and her children were able to escape their abuser but needed medical attention. An ambulance was dispatched to intercept the patients, Elizabeth Marshall (41) and her 9-year-old son at an intersection and they were transported to a nearby hospital. [Read more...]

Fort Smith, Arkansas – Not much on this one yet, but Cody and KennyKenny reviews (also a Wal-Mart employee), both 20, played a prank at a Fort Smith Wal-Mart that may end up not being worth the laughs they got. They removed a promotional DVD and loaded a pornographic DVD into a player that was shown on over six screens in the store. It played for several minutes before management turned it off after being notified by a customer. Ha Ha Ha, right? Yeah, I thought it was kinda lame myself. Anyway, their prank has them learning some legal lessons about Arkansas and obscenity laws after they were identified from surveillance footage shown on a local Crime Stopper’s broadcast. They were arrested and are now facing felony charges of displaying an obscene film. I looked up Arkansas law in regards to displaying an obscene film and it looks like they are both facing fines up to $2,000 and a possible 1 to 5 years in prison. People, seriously, it pays to check the possible legal ramifications of a prank if caught, even lame ones like this. [Read more...]

Texarkana, AR - Ok – I gotta admit, the name Harry Johnson makes me giggle. The name Harry Johnson *snicker* and it’s attachment to this particular story makes me snortgiggle. And then, well, I gag a little. See, Harry Johnson had a hard-on for a real beastly girl named Daisy. Daisy, bless her little heart, isn’t your average girl. Neigh – not at all. She isn’t super-model thin, she doesn’t dress in the latest fashions, she smells kinda like a barnyard, and is more than just a little buck-toothed. Her table manners are atrocious – and, conversation? Forget it. Those teeth make it hard for poor Daisy to enunciate. Most men just pass Daisy by without a second glance. Harry Johnson, though – he saw something in Daisy – something that no man has ever seen before. He saw a chance at romance. A little roll in the hay, maybe. But alas, true love just wasn’t in the cards for this odd couple – for Harry Johnson is of the human persuasion, and Daisy is of the equine persuasion. [Read more...]

Little Rock, Arkansas I simply cannot get over the blatant attempts for attention from some parents. This story, although not mentioned anywhere within, reminds me of a clear case of Munchausen by proxy syndrome. MBPS is a fairly uncommon condition that involves exaggeration or fabrication of an illness or symptoms by a caregiver. Mostly mothers. It is also one of the most harmful forms of child abuse. Usually the caregiver or parent tried to convince others into thinking the child is sick while, in all actuality, they’re the ones making the child sick. Talk about attention whores. Well, meet our newly featured whore Tonya Robinson. Her baby was getting help as she made extra sure he remained ill. [Read more...]

Wright, AR- The only thing worse than a stupid drunk is a mean drunk and 45-year old John Jackson is both. Jackson placed a call to 911 on Wednesday morning and told the dispatcher he had killed his 71-year old wife, Norma Jean Sanders. While deputies were en route, Jackson called back and told the dispatcher that he had beat his wife to death with a hammer. The officers found Jackson sitting in a chair on the front porch when they arrived. Jackson followed the deputies instructions by raising his hands in the air and then once again admitted that he had killed his wife with a hammer. InsideInside reviews the home, Sander’s body was found covered with a blanket and blood on her head.  Sanders had injuries to the head, left arm, cheek and forehead. A bloody hammer with and hair on it was also found and was sent to the State Crime Laboratory for analysis. During an interview, Jackson waived his rights and told the investigators that he got into an argument with his wife on Tuesday night after she complained that he was drinking his beer faster than he should. That was when he grabbed a hammer and hit her in the head. When Sanders didn’t pass out, he hit a couple more times and then left and spent the night in Pine Bluff. He called 911 after he came home the next morning and found her dead. Jackson was charged with first-degree murder and his bond was set at $250,000.

Jonesboro, Arkansas - I had a craving for some Taco Hell the other day – after receiving my order at the drive-thru window, I did a quick check to make sure I had everything I paid for. Burrito? Check. Large Pepsi? Check. Empanada? Check. Nachos? CheChe reviews…wait. No nachos. No fucking way! Are you kidding me? I bet they purposely failed to include that in my little bag…the bastards. So, you know what I did next? Well, first, I called 911 to report that I totally got ripped off. Then, I proceeded to climb through the drive-thru window and spork the neglectful employee who dared to forget my damn nachos! Ok, not really. I merely informed the guy in the window that I was missing a part of my order – in the kindest voice possible, of course, and he apologized and handed me my nachos. Simple as that. What’s the moral of this story? Don’t piss off a one-legged tweaker guy who’s packin’ a .38. [Read more...]

Gloucester Township, NJ Once again, Haitian Voodoo earns a place on the Front Page of the Dreamin’ Demon. A few weeks ago we covered a story of the mother who, while practicing Loa, poured a ring of rum on the floor, lit it, doused her daughter’s head and pushed her through the circle. Researching the various “religious rituals”, it’s extremely hard to take some of it seriously. I mean, how the hell could a mother set her child on fire and think the “gods”, “spirits”, or “whatever” are thinking it’s all cool? AnimalAnimal reviews sacrifices, or the theory behind them, giving thanks for the life that’s been given for nourishment…the sacred meat is much like the Kosher meat of the Jewish religion (or so I’ve read many times), isn’t so far fetched when explained like that. But the latest, a group of 7 people paying $1500 apiece for a “ritual cleansing” is a bit pricey for a wet head, some herbs, a few cuts, and one death. [Read more...]

Fort Smith, Arkansas — I bring to you this morning, a story just teeming with fail. And, in the center of all that complete failure, a nearly 2-year-old girl. First off, we have Ashley and Rebecca McMillion, a couple who, for quite some time, have been living in a 16 x 8 foot wooden storage shed in the back yard of Ashley’s mother’s property. Ashley’s mother, Marilyn McMillion, purchased that shed for Ashley and his young bride to help the couple out. The two in the shed eventually became three when RebeccaRebecca reviews gave birth to the couple’s daughter. Cozy. So cozy, in fact, that when Ashley started molesting his daughter, his wife had no choice but to watch. [Read more...]

Fayetteville, Arkansas–Jill Ulmer, 26, had a restraining order in place against her ex-boyfriend, Ricky Anderson. On Friday, May 26, Jill placed a call to 911 to report that Ricky was in violation of that order. He had been harassing her and was outside in the parking lot. When officers Ken Willyard and Cpl. Chris Scherrey arrived on scene, they saw a “dark, shadowy figure” enter the apartment before slamming the door. Then, the screaming started. The officers attempted to forcibly enter the apartment, but were unable to get past the heavy-duty steel door. After one of the officers busted out the living room window, they observed Ricky punching Jill and attempted to tase him. The taser failed to hit it’s mark. It was about then that the officers noticed the knife in his hand.  [Read more...]

Branch, Arkansas–I’m not going to take up a lot of your time with this shitstain, fellow Demonites, but I’ve been wanting to get this guy on the Dreamin’ Demon for a few days now. I would nominate him for a Darwin Award, but he’s just too stupid to qualify. Please meet Roy Achterberg: Meth smokin’, electricity stealin’, mentally defective, bonehead extraordinaire. [Read more...]

Memphis, TN- Sometimes, it can be very difficult for a guy to impress his girlfriend’s parents. Usually, any guy that treats their daughter with respect, has a good work ethic, and possibly a place of his own is all most parents hope for. Hobbies are good, as long as they are pursued for pleasure or relaxation, but I doubt if the mother of Silvio Lucchesi’s girlfriend is impressed with him at all now, especially after she discovered what the pervy bastard’s hobby is. [Read more...]

John Coppes & Bob Epley

Today’s twofer is brought to you by Dakota Valkyrie and The Morning Star. Demonites and Denizens, I have a real treat for you today! Meet John Coppes and Bob Epley. John is a neighborly fella; a slick operator who loves all creatures, big and small. And by loves, I mean loves. Bob, well…he has a very peculiar hobby.

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Cynthia Kinsey

Springdale, AR- Attention Denziens! Are any of you in search for a reliable babysitter for your kiddies so you can enjoy a night out away from the daily chaos and the insurmountable list of household chores? Well, if any of you are, you better make sure you perform a thorough search on the potential babysitter, especially if you live in Arkansas. A 28-year old babysitter named Cynthia Kinsey lives there and, boy, does she give a whole new meaning to the word, ‘Playtime’.

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Scotty Vest

Little Rock, AR- It’s getting to be that time of year again. A warm sunny day is a sure guarantee to entice families to come out of the house and possibly spend a day at the park with the kiddies. Some parents in Little Rock spent some time enjoying the weather at Burns Park with their children. Imagine their surprise when they learned that, just a few yards away, a local cross-dressing pedophile was trying to charm some of their kiddies into a bathroom by jerking off his Johnson in front of them. [Read more...]