Peoria, Arizona – Police are looking for 48-year-old Faleh Hassan Almaleki for what he has been accused of doing to his daughter. Reportedly upset over his 20-year-old daughter becoming too “Westernized” and straying a bit too far from their Iraqi family values – he ran her over with his vehicle. Noor Faleh Almaleki was walking with Amal Edan Khalaf, 43, in the Arizona Department of Economic Security parking lot when she was struck. Almaleki is currently in the hospital suffering from life-threatening injuries. Khalaf received non life-threatening injuries. Police say the two women are roommates. I’m sure this has all been a complete misunderstanding and no way could it have been an attempted honor killing. [Read more...]

Phoenix, AZ - A word of warning to all of my Demon friends that possess a peter – please, take a minute to study the mugshot attached to this story. If you, or any of your manly body parts, have had any contact with the beastly oaf, authorities in Arizona and California would like to have a word with you. Furthermore, if you allowed this man to give you a thorough physical and make off with a smidgen of your semen in the hopes of getting some cash, well, you’re screwed! (Literally and figuratively). The man’s name is Jeffrey Graybill, but those who have been screwed may know him as Dr. Robert Richardson. Graybill allegedly set up an ad on CraigslistCraigslist offering to pay Caucasian and Latino suckers men between the ages of 18 – 25 as much as $4,000 to be sperm donors for stem cell and/or other research. And wouldn’t you know it? He got ‘em to bite – hook, line, and sinker. [Read more...]

Phoenix, AZ - A wise man once said, “A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need the advice.” That said, here’s a bit of advice: Bathtubs don’t make good playpens. One family had to go and learn that the hard way SundaySunday reviews afternoon. While attending a house party, the parents of an 8-month-old baby boy laid the child down for a nap in the bathtub. He was left there to snooze, in the tub, for about 30 minutes. When his parents returned to check up on him, they found him submerged in water. He was admitted to the hospital in extremely critical condition and passed away the next day. (I have had to improvise sleeping arrangements on more than a couple of occasions and not once did I ever even consider the bathtub an appropriate place to lay a child – asleep or awake). Right now the question is who the hell turned the water on? Phoenix Fire Captain Alex Rangel said, “We’re not exactly sure, how water could be turned on, but we’ve seen it before, kids, eight to 10 months can crawl, reach up to turn on water or it could possibly have been another sibling. Other children we could see there, were three to six years old.” This very well could have been an accidental death, heartbreaking, but totally preventable. Common sense people – use it. [Read more...]

Mesa, AZ – Tonya Goodson and her two daughters, ages 1 and 10, were out for a walk SundaySunday reviews evening when their evening was ruined by a ridiculously cracked bitch. That screwy bitch was Viniecia Jordan – she seemed to think that Goodson’s 10-year-old daughter was giving her the old stink eye or something, and she flipped the hell out. She yelled after the trio, “Tell your daughter to stop staring at me!” Goodson, obviously not wanting to tangle with the mental midget, continued walking. Jordan approached Goodson and told her that she better “put her bitch daughter in check.” Goodson tried to explain that her daughter Stephanie was hearing impaired – she is completely deaf in one ear and nearly so in the other – and she communicates by reading lips. The mental midgets response to that? “She don’t look deaf to me.” *massive eye roll followed by facepalm* After a little more taunting, Jordan proceeded to go all Mike Tyson and shit. Fists flew -  and so did the toddler. [Read more...]

Chandler, AZ – It’s been awhile since a story has angered me as much as this one, and I’m afraid it’s gonna stick with me. I fucking hate the vile, revolting, waste of a human being known as Brian Mark Hopf. Just his name on my tongue makes me want to vomit. This putrid steaming pile of excrement wrapped up in human skin was blessed with the ability to help create a life – a life that he basically ended early Monday morning. Authorities say that Brian’s three-week-old daughter suffered not only severe physical abuse, but was possibly sexually assaulted as well. Three. Fucking. Weeks. And it’s not looking like she is going to hit the one-month milestone. The child is hospitalized with multiple injuries, including three skull fractures, fractured ribs, retinal hemorrhaging, brain swelling, four tears to her anus, and irreversible brain damage. Good god. [Read more...]

Chandler, Arizona “Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman giving all your love to just one man. You’ll have bad times and he’ll have good times doing things that you don’t understand. But if you love him you’ll forgive him even though he’s hard to understand. And if you love him, oh be proud of him ’cause after all he’s just a man. Stand by your man.” Ugh. I hated typing out those Tammy Wynette lyrics as much as I hate that actual song. I’m more of a “fuck THAT” kind of person. I have some tolerance but I couldn’t be further from understanding the love and devotion shown to someone who had just killed my child. [Read more...]

Phoenix, AZ - Terry Neely, 46, was last seen in his motorized wheelchair leaving his home at an assisted living complex on the evening of AugustAugust reviews 2. The next time anyone laid eyes on Neely, he was a charred and dismembered body left burning in a trash can. (Really folks, what’s with all the fires lately? Damn). Judging by the information being released, Neely didn’t go quickly or quietly – he had been systematically tortured for as many as three days. Now, who the hell would be so callous and cruel as to pick on a defenseless disabled guy? According to authorities, the smiling vixen you see here, Angela Simpson, might have had something to do with it. As a matter of fact, she ‘fessed up to being the callous and cruel human who made Neely’s last days on earth a living hell. And she told all to authorities in return for a candy bar. [Read more...]

Phoenix, AZ – Thursday was quite a day for Salvador Medina. At 9:00 a.m. that morning, he was released from prison after serving time for sexual abuse/dangerous crimes against children. He was given a ride to meet with his parole officer, went through the out-process, was issued a GPS ankle monitor, and was back on the streets by noon. Just hours after his release, Medina was up to his old tricks. And, shortly after midnight, back in police custody. After he departed the PO’s office, he managed to remove his ankle bracelet. At 4:00 p.m., he accosted three sisters, ages 15, 15, and 11, coming out of a department store. He watched as the girls got settled in the car – then he made his move. He allegedly forced his way into the car, threatened the 15-year-old driver with a pair of scissors, and demanded she drive out of the area. And, so she did. [Read more...]

Kingman, AZ- The details in this story are few, but the heroism of a 20-month old baby girl’s mother I wanted to share with you. Brad Anderson, 28, and his wife Holly, 26, had been separated after an extensive history of domestic violence. Holly took the couple’s baby girl, Bailey, left their home and moved in with a friend. It was at this friend’s residence that police responded to a domestic disturbance call around 5:40 p.m. this last SundaySunday reviews. Holly Anderson was only able to speak to the officers through a small crack in the door and she began making eye movements while talking that suggested she was not alone. [Read more...]

Tempe, AZ – Not a lot of story to this one, but there was enough to get my teeth grinding. On Saturday, Michelle Antone, 35, awoke from a nap at about 4:00 p.m. She must have been pretty sloshed before she closed her eyes, because when she woke up, she still had a pretty nasty buzz goin’ on. Anyway, when she came to, she got a bit antagonistic with her two daughters, ages 10 and 15. The girls, worried about the state their mother was in, locked her car keys in another room and fled the house. When the girls returned to the home a couple hours later, their mother demanded they hand over the keys – when the older girl told her mother she didn’t have access to the locked room, momma gave ‘em both a dose of pepper spray to the face and fled the house. Police caught up with the mean ass drunk a short time later and she was taken into custody. According to the arresting officers, Antone showed signs of impairment. She now faces two counts of aggravated assault.

Scottsdale, Arizona This whole investigation started at the end of May. Temperatures in Scottsdale, Arizona, on the average were around 93 degrees which was getting nice and warm. With all that heat comes the need to keep your plants and yard watered. Along with that watering comes maintenance, mowing, trimming…and if you don’t have time, it’s vogue to hire a landscaper. You know, cultivating beauty. And as many times as we’ve all enjoyed the *ahem* aesthetics on this page as well as the cries for brain bleach and a good eyeball cleansing, I doubt battery acid could help the poor landscaping dude that walked up on the Arizona man who had been dead in his hot tub for at least three days. [Read more...]

Phoenix, AZ – Benny Peralta, 46, is a real ass. He was hired by a 56-year-old woman to assist with the care of her disabled 62-year-old husband, but, things weren’t working out and the couple was planning to rent out the guesthouse where Benny was staying. Back on June 24, when the woman informed Benny they no longer required his assistance, Benny got all violent and stabby. First, he grabbed the disabled man’s dog from his lap and threw it into the wall. He then knocked the man out of his wheelchair and began stabbing him in the neck and back with a large kitchen knife. When the man’s wife tried to intervene, she got a dose of Benny’s anger as well. [Read more...]

Tucson, Arizona – On May 31st police pulled over Michael Carlson, 53, and informed him that he was driving a stolen vehicle. MichaelMichael reviews decided he wasn’t sticking around to find out what was gonna happen next and fled the scene. When his car broke down, Michael then exited and escaped on foot – managing to allude capture. Police then searched the vehicle that Carlson had been driving and found evidence that suggested something extremely violent had happened in that car and determined that the vehicle was in fact a rolling crime scene. [Read more...]

Chandler, AZ – I’m assuming everyone has heard of the “Darwin AwardsThe Darwin Awards reviews“.  The actual awards are given to those who have taken themselves out of the gene pool by ridiculous and more often than not, preventable accidents. In other words, idiots who remove all doubt.  ”Honorable mentions” are awarded to the survivors. Folks, we have ourselves a fine candidate for “honorable mention”. Nathan Ryan, obviously at wit’s end with his life, decided upon a well-laid suicide plan, McGyver style. Armed with a 24″ sword, a tee shirt and a motor vehicle, he set his plan in action. [Read more...]