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FORT WORTH — Last Thursday night, a police officer spotted Amy Joan Wilkins, 26, emerging from a Port-A-Potty in Lincoln Park. What caught his interest was that Wilkins was with a 56-year-old homeless man and they were sweaty with their clothes in need of adjustment.

The officer suspected they were bumping nasties in the portable biffy. Perhaps she thought her denial would pass the smell test and make it less nasty. Wilkins excused their actions and appearance by saying they were only smoking crack. The officer searched Wilkins and found a crack pipe with what looked like a small amount of cocaine residue inside.   Read more