LINCOLN COUNTY, KY – Police in Kentucky have arrested 44-year-old Michael May after he was caught trying to dig up his father’s grave so he could argue with the dead man’s corpse.
Lincoln County constable Delbert Mitchell noticed a truck parked at the Pilot Baptist Church cemetery at around 10:30 p.m. Monday night and went to investigate. He would find May using a shovel and a pickaxe to dig up his father’s grave.
Mitchell said that when he asked May what in the hell he was doing, May began “hollering out verses” from the Bible and explained that he was trying to dig up his old man in order for his deceased father to go to heaven.
May’s father died more than three decades ago after being beaten to death at a sawmill while drinking with co-workers. According to Greg Haynes, the pastor of Pilot Baptist Church, May explained that his “Daddy didn’t do things right,” and he needed to be dug up in order to go to Heaven.
“He needs to be on the ground.…
ORLANDO, FL — Police have arrested 29-year-old Kiria Ferris after she barricaded her two toddlers in her apartment so she could go out and drink margaritas.
One of Ferris’ neighbors called police at around 8 p.m. Saturday night to report she had found Ferris’ twin toddler sons playing in the rain near a lake. She took the 2-year-old’s back to their mother’s apartment, but no one was home.
When police arrived, the found the door to Ferris’ apartment wide open with plywood an bicycles blocking the entrance.
Inside the apartment, all three bedrooms were locked, a bookshelf was toppled over in the middle of the family room, and an unlocked bathroom contained a pile of toys and some toxic toilet bowl cleaner.
Police managed to contact Ferris who told them she was on her way home from work. This turned out to be a lie, as evident by the red wristband she was wearing that showed she’d been drinking at a local margarita festival.
Ferris admitted she’d barricaded her two kids in the apartment so she could go drinking at Margarita Fest with friends.…
Sometime after Giancherio purchased some alcohol from a liquor store and returning home, a neighbor called police to report she just watched Giancherio drive off with her young daughter standing on the driver’s side running board.
The neighbor said the girl was yelling and banging on the window as her mother simply gazed at her daughter and continued driving. The girl eventually fell off the truck and landed in the road. Giancherio simply drove away.
“I went over to check on her and her knees are all cut up, she’s on the curb just crying, and the mom is already gone, just drove off, she didn’t stop or look down,” said the neighbor.
The girl begged the neighbor not to call police on her mother, but they did anyway. When officers arrived, Giancherio had already returned home and parked her truck in the garage.…
BIRMINGHAM, AL – Police have arrested 80-year-old Matthew Moore after he allegedly gunned down his daughter for not buying him alcohol.
The incident happened Friday night when Moore and his 47-year-old daughter, Chrystol Moore, got into an argument over alcohol – Matthew wanted some, and Chrystol refused to go get it.
This pissed the elderly man off so much that he pulled out a gun and shot his daughter multiple times. When police arrived at the home, they found Chrystol Moore dead and Matthew Moore sitting at the kitchen table nearby.
Chrystol’s 13-year-old daughter was in the home at the time of the shooting, but was not harmed. Physically, at least. Mathew Moore was arrested in the death of his daughter and placed in the Jefferson County Jail on a $40,000 bond.
Moore sure is one ornery old fella, but he ain’t got nothin’ on John Wesley Hardin — a man so mean he once shot a man just for snoring.…
HILLSBOROUGH, NC — Chandler Kania, 20, has been charged with three counts of second-degree murder after his drunk ass drove the wrong way on the interstate and killed three people in a head-on collision.
According to prosecutors, Kania went to at least two different bars the night of the crash, and used a fake ID that allowed him to buy alcohol. The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill student got so hammered that five people tried to stop him from getting behind the wheel of his Jeep Wrangler.
This led to a physical confrontation with one person being knocked to the ground. They were only able to get his cell phone, but they figured this would keep him from leaving – but they were wrong. Kania ended up driving his Jeep on the wrong side of I-85 for at least 6 miles before colliding with a Suzuki driven by 49-year-old Felecia Harris.
Harris, 46-year-old Darlene McGee, and Harris’ granddaughter, 6-year-old Jahnice Baird, were all killed in the crash. Harris’ daughter, 9-year-old Jahnia King, was seriously injured but has since been released from the hospital.…
AUGUSTA, GA – Tabathia Grooms helped bolster a few stereotypes regarding Georgians after she attacked her boyfriend, Carlos Grace, because he declined to have sex with her.
According to reports, the 35-year-old came home around 11:30 p.m. after a night of drinking. She was still fuming because, earlier in the day, Grace had refused to kiss that colostomy bag she calls a mouth.
As Grace sat on a couch, Grooms informed him that she’d went out and “fucked everyone else because he would not fuck her,” then physically attacked him. During the assault, Grooms allegedly scratched Grace on the face, head and neck and bit him on the arm before he was able to lock himself in the bathroom and call 911.
When police arrived, they reported that Grooms was “highly intoxicated” and refused to explain what had happened. She did admit to drinking and threatened to run a deputy over with a baby stroller if he did not move out of her way.
While at the residence, Grooms’ 66-year-old mother took one of the officers aside and told them that her daughter had punched her in the face during her tirade.…
CALAIS, ME — Devon Staples was killed while celebrating Fourth of July with friends after he tried to launch a firework off the top of his head.
The 22-year-old was drinking with friends in the backyard of a home Saturday night, when he got the bright idea to launch a reloadable fireworks mortar tube from the top of his head.
Despite his friends’ warnings not to do something so goddamn stupid and irresponsible, Staples did it anyway. According to Stephen McCausland, a spokesman for the state Department of Public Safety, Staples was killed instantly when the firework exploded.
Staples’ brother was only a few feet away when the firework exploded and said there was nothing they could do to help Staples afterwards.
“There was no rushing him to the hospital. There was no Devon left when I got there,” said Cody Staples.
Aside from the Darwin Award nomination, Staples is also the first fireworks fatality in Maine since they legalized them on Jan. 1, 2012. Until that day, fireworks had been illegal in Maine for over 50 years.…
ID – Kootenai County Sheriff’s Office arrested 23-year-old Shariah Whitney after she crashed a car containing herself, her 5-year-old daughter, and a 15-year-old family friend, thus ending an alleged incident of drunken street racing.
As KXLY reports, witnesses reported two vehicles driving side-by-side 70 to 80 miles an hour down a residential road Sunday night.
The so-called street race was terminated when Whitney’s car went off the road, ran over a stop sign, hit the parked car belonging to Rex Hyatt’s in-laws, and came to rest on the lawn of Hyatt’s home.
All the makings of senseless tragedy right here: not just drunken driving but high-speed drunken driving and a car crash. Color me SMH in wonder, because no one was injured.
Whitney’s husband Nathan is disputing the version of events offered by law enforcement, however, claiming that the crash was caused not by street racing but by Shariah attempting to pass a car on a road unfamiliar to her. He further indicated that his wife didn’t have more than two drinks on Sunday.…
Police began receiving phone calls regarding a Schwaub-DeVault driving the wrong way down U.S. 127 at around 4:30 a.m. Tuesday. Despite repeated attempts to get her to pull over, she wasn’t arrested until five miles later after running from her vehicle butt nekkid.
“I know when the deputies started to chase the driver, as the driver exited the vehicle, the person was not clothed,” Clare County Undersheriff Dwayne Miedzianowski said.
When police went went to the rest area from where the pursuit originated, they would find Schwaub-DeVault’s husband, 32-year-old Joshua Devault, and their child. Both of them were naked as well.
The couple were both arrested and charged with misdemeanor indecent exposure and child abuse, while Schwaub-DeVault was also charged with driving under the influence, and a felony charge of running from police.
Investigators still have no idea what happened at the rest area that led to Schwaub-DeVault driving off, or why the entire family was naked.…
Apoka, FL – Trinity Bachmann, 13, was hit and killed by a car while sitting in the middle of the road throwing a temper tantrum.
The Apopka Memorial Middle School student was returning from the Central Florida Fair in Orlando with her mother, Janice Pedroza, 36, and a group of her friends. Bachmann, a rising member of the Future Farmers of America, was at the fair showing off her pig.
After stopping to drop off one of the kids, they began to fight over who was going to sit in the front seat. Bachmann became upset and walked away from the vehicle telling her mom she would rather walk the three miles home than get back in the car.
Dressed in dark clothing, Bachmann walked into the middle of a barely lit road and sat down. Her mother tried to force her off the road as a car approached, but they were too late.
Jackie Suggs who lives across the street from where the incident took place said, “We heard arguing going on and stepped outside.…
SLIDELL, LA – Police have arrested 34-year-old Brett Flower after they say he poured beer down a 1-year-old boy’s throat multiple times because he thought it was funny.
A witness reported the incident to the state Department of Child Services after they watched it happen at a family gathering.
Police were called and questioned friends and family of Flower and the boy’s 23-year-old mother, Krysten Verdin.
Investigators were told that on several occasions Flower poured beer down the boy’s throat, causing the boy to choke and throw it up.
This would irritate Verdin who, according to a press release, would “become agitated and slap the child on the back of the head, causing him to fall on the floor.’
When interviewed by police Flower, who is not the boy’s father, admitted to making his girlfriend’s son drink beer. He wasn’t trying to harm the boy, he said. He “just thought it would be funny,” said Detective Daniel Seuzeneau.
According to Seuzeneau, Verdin confirmed that her boyfriend had poured beer down her son’s throat, but did not admit that ever hit her kid.…
GAITHERSBURG, MD – Joey Poindexter has been convicted for sexually assaulting multiple men he possibly drugged after meeting them at beer pong tournaments.
Police have been investigating the 38-year-old real estate appraiser since 2013, after a young man reported Poindexter had sexually assaulted him after a beer pong tournament at a Maryland bar.
Investigators would end up finding several photos of the victim in various states of consciousness, and would also get their hands on a phone conversation between Poindexter and the victim that didn’t sound like an innocent man who had just been accused of rape.
“You know, no matter what did happen or didn’t happen, like I said, I was pretty trashed,” Poindexter tells the victim. “And if it makes you feel any better, I don’t have any [expletive] AIDS if anything did happen.”
After the case went public, four more men came forward with similar stories. They claimed they were also sexually assaulted at Poindexter’s home while they were drunk and possibly drugged, leaving them unable to guard their buttholes from Poindexter’s penis.…
STANFORD, CA – Brock Allen Turner, a 19-year-old star swimmer at Stanford University, has been accused of raping an intoxicated woman as she lay unconscious along a campus street.
According to reports, Turner met the woman at a campus party and sometime during the early morning hours of Jan. 18, found himself on Lomita Court with the woman passed out drunk.
The district attorney’s office says that Turner took this opportunity to rape the woman.
He only stopped his assault after two male bikers witnessed Turner having sex with the woman who was clearly unconscious. “She was lying on the ground unconscious, not moving,” said Deputy District Attorney Alaleh Kianerci.
Turner tried to run, but the two bikers held him at the scene and called police. He was arrested and later posted $150,000 bail. The woman, who is not a student, was taken to the hospital.
Turner is now looking at a slew of very serious charges. The district attorney’s office plans on filing five felony charges against Turner, including raping an unconscious person, raping an intoxicated person, sexual penetration with a foreign object, and assault while attempting to commit rape.…
GAINESVILLE, FL – Angela Woodworth found herself in a bit trouble after her drunk driving scared four kids in her car so bad that they jumped out and reported her.
According to police, Woodworth was driving around town with her 11-year-old son and three of his friends. They went to a Chinese restaurant, then to a bowling alley where Woodworth drank two pitchers of beer. Afterwards, they went to a Ruby Tuesday where Woodworth had at least four drinks.
When they left the restaurant, Woodworth was allegedly so shitfaced that she couldn’t keep her car on the road. The kids got so scared that when Woodworth came to a stop, they jumped out of her car and ran inside a nearby Steak ‘n Shake.
“One of the boys told me his mom, they just left Ruby Tuesday, and his mom was really drunk and swerving all over the road,” said Josh Kramer, who was inside eating. “She hit a pole and broke a mirror off her car.”
Kramer said that while he was on the phone with 911, Woodworth came into the restaurant screaming at the kids to get back in the car.…
Hyde, Greater Manchester, UK– A man is currently on trial after he was accused of tackling a woman who was trying to stop his dog from mauling her 6-year-old daughter.
Karen Baines was walking home from a Christmas party with her 6-year-old daughter, Demi Baines, when the incident occurred. They were a short distance from their home when they came upon 70-year-old Phillip Rhodes, who was standing outside his house.
Karen told the courts the horrifying details of what happened next when Rhodes’ Staffordshire Bull Terrier, “Bruno”, approached them from a nearby field.
“Philip was stood outside his property with his arms out saying ‘isn’t she lovely?’ He was just a few feet away. He appeared to be drunk. He was slurring and staggering.
“The dog came out from a field to my left. It wasn’t on a lead. As I got to the side of him the dog ran in front of us and I put my hand down and it licked the tip of my finger then all of a sudden attacked my daughter’s face.…
MEXICO – Mario Alberto Lizalde Reyes has been accused of fatally shooting his best friend before chopping off the man’s penis and feeding it to his dog.
The 26-year-old told police that he and and his lifelong friend, 24-year-old Mario Hernandez Banda, 24, were drinking when they got into an argument over Banda allegedly trying to touch Reyes “in a sexual way”.
‘After pushing him off, he went to urinate in an alley so I followed him, pulled out my gun and shot him in the head,” said Reyes. “I then took his knife off him and chopped off his penis as punishment and put it in a bag.”
No word on what Reyes planned to do with his brand new dick in a bag, but he said when his dog would not stop sniffing at the bag, he got an idea.
“I decided to give it to him and he ate it,” said Reyes.
Reyes left the body of his friend in an alley, finished walking his dog, and then went home.…
OCEAN TOWNSHIP, NJ – Prosecutors say the alleged drunk driver who hit a man and drove over a mile with him sticking through his windshield will likely face upgraded charges after the victim died.
According to reports, 33-year-old Marcos Ortega was driving drunk on Nov. 10 when he hit 61-year-old Kenneth Moeller who was walking along the side of the road. Instead of stopping, Ortega continued driving with poor Moeller sticking through his windshield.
Police began receiving calls regarding an erratic driver with what appeared to be a body on the hood of the car. They were able to pull Ortega over approximately 1.5 miles from where he initially hit Moeller.
Police conducted field sobriety tests on Ortega and determined he was impaired. He was taken into custody and charged with leaving the scene of a motor vehicle crash and causing serious bodily injury to another while driving under the influence.
Moeller was flown to Jersey Shore University Medical Center where he was placed on life support and had to have one of his legs amputated.…
HARDWICK, VT – Second degree murder charges have been filed against a disabled teen’s mother and her boyfriend after police say they killed the boy by intentionally putting alcohol in his IV.
On Aug. 22, police responded to the home of Melissa Robitille and Walter Richter after first responders found 13-year-old Isaac Robitille dead inside.
Isaac had multiple medical issues that required caretakers, feeding tubes and IVs just to keep him alive. Robitille wrote on her blog that Isaac had a nervous system disorder and Holoprosencephaly – an anomaly in which the brain doesn’t fully divide into two hemispheres.
According to a comment made by Richter’s on his Facebook page just the other day, Isaac was well cared for and it was just his time to go.
Police disagreed with that assessment, especially after the teen’s autopsy revealed he had a BAC of 0.146, almost twice the legal limit to drive. The medical examiner’s office has ruled the boy’s death a homicide, citing alcohol as the contributing cause.
So how did the alcohol get in the boy?…