Alabama – Curtis Watts was a pastor at the Dingler Chapel in Randolph County. Key word being “was” because Mr. Watts ended up getting shot to death by the Clay County Sheriff’s Department Sergeant whose hand he cut off. Last week, police responded to a 911 call from Watt’s wife. She claimed he had assaulted her. Watts ended up tazing Watts multiple times, was charged with resisting arrest. He was out out on bond when deputies went to his residence to serve Watts a Protective Order signed by his wife. Watts began swinging an axe at Sergeant Jason Freeman, who fired a tazer in return. This didn’t stop Watts who continued swinging his axe and ended up chopping off one of Freeman’s hands. Other deputies on the scene then opened fire on Watts, killing him. Freeman is currently recovering after surgeons re-attached his right hand. Read on for a veejo report.
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Marion, Alabama - As this is AmericaAmerica reviews and not some horrible, soulless place without Andy Griffith like Soviet Russia or EuroDisney, I assume most of us have seen some episode of The Andy Griffith Show at some point in our lives. If you haven’t, well then I pity you. Or envy you – I’m conflicted. Does anyone remember an episode entitled A Feud is a Feud? In this one, a young couple show up at Andy’s late one night wanting to be married. The two are members, respectively, of long feuding mountain families in the area. Long story short, Andy nearly gets his banjo-stroking ass capped performing the ceremony. The episode was obviously meant to parody the famous Hatfield/McCoy feud that claimed the lives of a dozen members of both families between 1800 and 1891. I wish I could say the assholes in this story were just poking fun at that old feud when they clashed violently in front of the Marion City Hall in Marion, Alabama – but I think they were fairly serious. [Read more...]

Worcester, MA This is a story of a father fighting for his right to bond with a son he hadn’t known for seven years. The father, Leslie Schuler, went through the court system a few months ago to obtain proof of paternity through a DNA test. A year prior to that, Leslie petitioned the courts for visitation rights. “I would like a chance to become the child’s father, not just a paycheck once a week.” Admirable. After 7 years of longing for a relationship with the fruit of his loin he got his chance to become more than a supplier of a few dollars a week and got Nathaniel Turner for the summer. So what happened within those few weeks that led to this 7 year-old succumbing to his injuries? [Read more...]

Bessemer, Alabama–Good gawd we have had some pervy, skeevy females up in here over the last couple of weeks! And here I am to add another to our ever-growing skank collection. Allow me to introduce you to Samantha Canada. She has a thing for a little boy. A 10-year-old boy, to be exact. For fucks sake, Amanda! Can’t you pick on someone your own size? Is there a shortage of grown men who will nail just about anything with a pulse? Really, fix up that rat’s nest on your head, splurge on a mani-pedi, trowel some makeup onto that face, and skank around the local dive bar or truck stop…you’re sure to get laid.  [Read more...]

Satsuma, Alabama–The body of Lawanda Kay Browning, 46, was found in her home on Monday. Based upon the appearance of the crime scene, Lawanda didn’t go without a fight. There were signs of a struggle throughout the home, blood all over the place, and Lawanda had numerous defensive wounds on her hands. The last face she saw before she died? The face of the coward who killed her, 26-year-old Joshua Browning…her son. [Read more...]

Christy Purswell

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Eufaula, Alabama–Christy Ann Purswell, 30, let insane jealousy and anger get the best of her. Now she’s sitting in jail and an innocent 18-year-old girl is fighting for her life after Christy ran over her face with a fucking Cadillac.

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Marvin Davis and Joshua James: Matching Mugs

Mobile, AL - If you want to spend many happy years eating Domino’s Meatzza Pizzas, for god’s sake don’t kill the pizza delivery dude!   Marvin Davis, Joshua James, and an unnamed friend missed this crucial life lesson: on FridayFriday reviews night they shot and killed their pizza man. [Read more...]

Michael Roy Sharpe

Albertville, AL – I have the warmest, fond memories of my childhood pediatrician.  He was such a nice man: fatherly, attentive, yet professional.  Certainly not the kind of man who’d rape a patient.  But then, my pediatrician wasn’t Michael Sharpe. [Read more...]

Christina Kendall and Matthew Bennich

Dothan, AL-The nasty tub-of-shit you see above is 38-year old Christina Kendall. She is a prostitute. The fugly man next to her is 40-year old Matthew Bennich. He is one of her clients. I really could care less if these two fucktards want to hook up and bump uglies together. I would rather witness my dog puke up her dinner and watch her re-eat what she spewed a thousand times than have any visual of these two douchebags going at it inside my head. What I do care about is the fact that Kendall made her 14-year old daughter participate in these excursions and that is why she has earned herself a place on the front page. [Read more...]

…so he set his trailer on fire

Theodore, AL–Lawrence Edward Lee, 45, had a bad case of the ‘nobody loves me’ Christmas blues. He didn’t get a single present for Christmas. Not even a re-gifted fruitcake. Can you believe that? Well, he got even with the selfish relatives who overlooked him…he set his own trailer on fire. That’ll show ‘em! Now he not only lacks presents, but also a home. Luckily, the kind-hearted folks down at the Metro Jail welcomed him with open arms.

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Mobile, AL – On Monday night, Anthony Hopkins, 37, preached forgiveness at a church revival in Jackson.  Seven of his eight children sat on the front row, and Hopkins looked his kids over and asked them to forgive him for his sins, “past, present, and future.” Right after church,  Hopkins was arrested for incest, rape and sodomy against his daughter and for the murder of his wife, Arletha, who was found frozen in the family home while Hopkins was preaching his sermon.    She’d been there for as long as three years.  [Read more...]