BIRMINGHAM, AL – On Friday afternoon, 10-year-old Luke Bresette was killed at the Birmingham airport after a 300-plus pound flight status board fell on top of him and his family.
The freak accident happened in a newly refurbished section of the airport that just opened last week. In a pre-security area of the airport, a flight information panel fell on top of Heather Bresette and three of her children. The family of seven had been on their way to Kansas after a week long vacation in Florida.
It took approximately half-a-dozen people to lift the sign off the Bressetes, and about a dozen to keep it off of the family while emergency personnel administered aid. They were all rushed to the hospital, but Luke Bresette would be pronounced dead later that day.
Luke’s 5-year-old brother, Tyler, suffered a concussion. Luke’s 8-year-old brother, Sam, suffered a broken leg and nose. Heather suffered broken ankles and a crushed pelvis and is still in intensive care and unconscious.
If a story about a 10-year-old boy dying in an airport after vacationing with his family wasn’t bad enough, get this: According to the family’s priest, Heather doesn’t know about Luke.…
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Miami, Florida – A TSA worker has been arrested for beating a co-worker for making fun of his small dick. It all started when 44-year-old Rolando Negrin, an airport screener, walked through the new high-tech scanners installed at the Miami International Airport during a training session. The scanner displayed Negrin’s unimpressive manhood and his supervisor began making fun of him about it, leading to his co-workers joining in as well (trust me kids, you never really leave High School). Angry and embarrased over the constant joking over the size of his dick, Negrin finally lost it on Tuesday. That’s when police say Negrin attacked one of his fellow screeners, Hugh Osorno, in a parking lot. The police report states Negrin beat him with his baton on the arms and back and forced him to get on his knees and apologize for making fun of him. Negrin was arrested the next day when he arrived to work and charged with assault. Normally when I go through those new scanners, they have to drag me out of it because I just stand in it thrusting my hips back and forth while winking at the screeners.…
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COLLEGE STATION, Texas - I do not know 37-year-old Sherry Mahlmann personally. Aside from what I have read regarding this specific incident, I have no idea how hard her life may be – especially raising a kid with special needs. But what she did to her two young sons on Wednesday angers me like you wouldn’t believe. Police say that she went to a Hertz near the Easterwood airport and rented a car for one day. While she was inside, her 6-year-old son came in and begged her not to leave him and his 10-year-old brother who requires a feeding tube. Mahlmann, a teacher, reassured him that they would call daddy. Half-an-hour after leaving, the 6-year-old came back inside the agency and told the employees that he and his sibling had been abandoned. They went outside and found his brother inside a van, Mahlmann nowhere to be found. She returned two hours later and told a policeman that he needed to arrest her. Which he did. She was subsequently charged with two counts of child abandonment and released on $18,000 bond.…
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Tampa, Florida – If I ever need a story of a dumbass mother, all I have to do is look to Florida. You guys sure have an abundance of idiot parenting. Case in point, Martine Lifluer. The 31-year-old mother drove to the Tampa International Airport with her 10-year-old son. She parked her vehicle in short-term parking and told him that she had to take a flight and for him to wait in the car for his grandmother. After 90 minutes of no one showing up, the kid finally got out and approached an airport employee. Turns out, the grandmother had no clue her daughter had taken a trip or that the boy was even there waiting for her.…
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Charlotte, NC – You know, some people just don’t like to fly. Maria Esther Castillo, 45, is one of those people. Castillo, who is from New York, got herself arrested on Saturday when a United Airlines flight from Puerto Rico to Chicago had to be diverted to Charlotte to get Castillo off the plane. I guess that duct tape just wasn’t holding her down tight enough. …
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