Wham Bam See Ya Ma’am

Gainesville, Florida–Victoria Thorp, 19, will go above and beyond to get a little nookie. Her boyfriend, 18-year-old Aquilla Wilson is doing time at the Santa Fe Work Release Center for drug charges…30 months, to be exact. Since the facility doesn’t allow conjugal visits, Victoria put her little pea-brain to work and came up with a brilliant idea–she’d break in to the prison, satisfy her appetite, and be on her merry little way when it was over. What could possibly go wrong? Everything, that’s what.

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