Katie Furtaw Nibbled On The Baby

Orlando, FL- On August 11, 4-month-old Ashley Diaz was rushed to the Arnold Palmer Hospital for Children for unknown reasons. An hour later a doctor pronounced the little girl dead. The Medical Examiner’s Office has not yet determined exactly how Ashley died, but investigators believe her mother, 21-year old Katie Furtaw, may have that answer. You see, little Ashley’s body was covered in what appeared to be bite marks. There were bite marks on both her upper arms, both sides of her neck, her left elbow, her left inner thigh and her right upper thigh. Ashley also had a bruise above one of her eyes. [Read more...]

Time With Mark Wessel Is No Day At The Beach

Crystal River, Fl- It’s summertime again. TimeTime reviews to take the kiddies to the beach, get intoxicated, hold their heads underwater, and kick the shit out of them when they lose your car keys. What? You mean you have never done that? Well, damn, I guess 42-year old Mark Wayne Wessel is in a league all his own when it comes to creating fun summer memories with his two wee-ones. Ah, good times, good times. Around 8 p.m. last SaturdaySaturday reviews, officers were called to the beach on Fort Island Trail in Crystal River after witnesses reported a man was abusing two young children. [Read more...]

Miranda Peters-Ortiz Is A Gun Totin’, Crack Smokin’, Momma

Cocoa, Florida–Miranda Peters-Ortiz has a crack habit. To support that habit, it is believed that MirandaMiranda reviews has taken to robbing fast food joints. While that, in itself, isn’t exactly news, the fact that she had her toddler child in the backseat while she was brandishing a weapon at some poor Wendy’s employee, well…that’s just kinda fucked up. The fun didn’t stop with the robbery…after making off with her haul from Wendy’s, Miranda was involved in a high-speed chase with the cops. All the while, she’s tokin’ away on her crack pipe. [Read more...]

Joseph Reid Is A Bad Little Boy Scout

Hawthorne, Florida–A Boy Scout is loyal–true to his family, friends, Scout leaders, school, and nation. A Boy Scout is friendly–a friend to all, a brother to other Scouts, understanding of others, and respectful to those with ideas and customs different than his own. A Boy Scout is kind–he understands there is strength in being gentle, treats others as he wants to be treated, and does not hurt or kill harmless things without reason. Joseph Reid is a whole ‘nother kind of Boy Scout. And, because he had a hand in making a 12-year-old fellow Scout drink human piss, he will never again be allowed to call himself a Scout. [Read more...]

Cherryl Davis Beat Up Her Toddler

Tampa, Florida–When the little girl’s daddy took her into the emergency room on May 22, she was suffering from some pretty serious injuries. Her right eye was swollen completely shut, her face was swollen, there were abrasions on her cheekbone, her bottom lip was swollen so badly that she couldn’t close her mouth. She had bruises on her back and spine, forearm, ear and scalp. There were both new and old injuries. The abrasions on her cheek resembled butterflies…how weird is that? [Read more...]

Joseph Brenton and Christine Ramirez Locked Up The Kiddies

Lake City, FL- It’s difficult to find babysitters you can trust nowadays, especially if you have four small children like Joseph Brenton and Christina Ramirez. These two geniuses must have not known anyone they could trust to watch their precious wee-ones while they went out because they left them home alone inside a locked room. [Read more...]

Tetyana Demyanovych Has A Very Bad Temper

Port St. Lucie, FL- Tetyana Demyanovych has some serious anger issues. On Tuesday, her 43-year old husband was cooking meatballs for his son when 33-year old Tetyana became angry and pitched a fit. She was upset that her husband had not finished some of his chores, especially a fence he was building.

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Ryan Wesson Is A Real Swinger

Starke, Florida–What do you like to do for fun? Read a good book? Take in a movie? Collect belly button lint or scraps of twine? I’m sure there are a million things a sane person could do to entertain themselves. Ryan Wesson isn’t among the sane. To entertain himself, Ryan likes to swing….babies. [Read more...]

Summer And Diego Broke The Baby

Bradenton, Florida–Summer Labelle and her live-in boyfriend, Diego Martinson, need some sense knocked into them. They could also use a few parenting tips. Like this one, for example: Don’t play tug-of-war with your infant…the baby always loses.

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Miguel Torres-Delarosa Is A Shitty Father

Palm Bay, FL- I have never enjoyed changing diapers, especially the stinky soiled ones, but, unfortunately, it is one of many, many nasty responsibilities you take on when you become a parent or care-provider of children. It’s a dirty job with no pay, but the benefits are, by far, the best you could ever hope for. One of those benefits is knowing that the child feels safe in your care and can always count on you to be understanding even when they have an accident that displeases you. I really wish the asshat pictured above was smart enough realize that before he had kids. Unfortunately, he was not.

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Kenneth Lopez Is A Real Bad-Ass

Update: 4/04/09-Nearly one month after he daughter was brutally beaten and murdered, Danielle McCleary, 23, was charged with aggravated manslaughter of a child and aggravated child neglect. More at end of article.

Tampa, FL–Kenneth Lopez, 21, is a fucking douche. He recently invented yet another way to sadistically and brutally quiet a crying child…for good. When his girlfriend’s 2-year-old daughter, Gabrielle Randel, wouldn’t shut up and go to sleep, Lopez threw a blanket party in the child’s honor.

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Silvia Garcia Is A Selfish CUNT!

Deerfield Beach, FL–Sabrina Garcia, 6, holding her cut wrist, told authorities, ‘I was sleeping with my mom and then she cut me with a knife, but I know she didn’t mean to do it.’ Her mother, 40-year-old Silvia Garcia, in a fit of resentment and jealousy, slashed her child’s wrist and thigh in an attempt to kill the child before taking her own life. Silvia’s murder-suicide attempt failed and now she is being charged with attempted murder.

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Jaslyn Hayes Had An Accident

Memphis, TN–There isn’t a lot of information on this case, but what is being reported is enough to make a person sick. Little Jaslyn Hayes is 3-years-old. Like many children her age, she may not have grasped the whole concept of potty-training-she’s just a little thing, accidents happen. As a mother, I have changed countless sheets in the middle of the night…it’s not a big deal. To mommy’s boyfriend Antonio Manzi it is. That little accident pissed him off so bad, he kicked Jaslyn in the stomach. Twice.

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Carmen Cardenas Lacks Patience

Lakeland, FL–Are you pregnant? Are you contemplating starting a family? Let me clue you in on something important…babies cry. They cry a lot. They cry because they are hungry. They cry because they are uncomfortable. They cry because they are lonely. And sometimes, they cry for no particular reason at all. They’re babies, it’s their job. As a parent, your job is to soothe and comfort them the best you can…not break them.

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