Harmoney Sankey Had Just Turned Two

Canton, Ohio Police made quick work of locking up a couple of thugs who wreaked havoc on a Canton family Thursday. In a city that had a reported 9 homicides in 2008, Thursday’s incident brought 2009 statistics up to 10 homicides thus far. Fortunately for all involved, the first alleged gunman, William Ferguson (21) turned himself into police early SaturdaySaturday reviews morning in Elria and the fine men/women in blue transported this ass back to Canton. Upon interviewing him, police gathered enough information to arrest Maki Ragland (20) at a relative’s home in Canton. One of the big questions is:  Why shoot grandpa in the leg and how did it end up killing a two-year-old? [Read more...]

James Mammone III Really Got Even With The Ex

Canton, Ohio–It seems like just yesterday, I was writing a story about a heinous and selfish bitch who slit the throats of her two children. Oh wait…it was just yesterday. What are the chances, then, that I would have another tale that closely mirrors the Debra Jeter story? I’d say the chances of that happening are pretty fucking high. James Mammone III slit the throats of his children too. He one-upped Debra though…he took out his ex mother-in-law as well. [Read more...]

WTF Was Wrong With Jack Holtzen?

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Shawnee, KS–The first thing to come to mind when I came across this story in the forums was, ‘WowWow reviews. A story from Kansas. Weird.’ The second thing to come to mind was, ‘Wow. Jack Holtzen is fucking crazy!’ In the span of just half-an-hour, JackJack reviews managed to injure three women and himself.

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Patrick Kostal Got Pwned!

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Elyria, OH–Patrick Kostal, 18, and his little gang of thieves picked on the wrong old lady. When they busted in to Ellen Basinski’s house and demanded money, she got pissed and Patrick got PWNED!

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