Zephyrhills, FL — David Rice and his wife, Mindi, both 29, were arrested after an apparent misunderstanding between the Rices and a 24-year-old woman with whom they had engaged in a drug-fueled three-way sexual encounter. How odd. Those usually go so well…
On August 20th, the Rices reportedly spent the evening at their home injecting themselves with prescription drugs and having sex with a young woman. According to police, they were still all friends when they fell asleep. But, then, dark times set in…
Deputies said that, around 2AM, Mindi woke to find her husband “trying to have sex again with their friend without her.” Mindi then reportedly “grabbed a loaded revolver, threatened to kill the woman and fired a round into the ceiling.” The police report summarized this by saying that her husband’s actions “made her angry.”
David insisted to police that he was not trying to have sex with the 24-year old but, in fact, “was only trying to grab the covers to cover himself.” I am sure that anyone who knows how modest David is could attest to this.…
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Phoenix, AZ — A 14-year-old boy stopped a wannabe burglar in his tracks, critically injuring the man as he brandished a gun at the teen and his three siblings Friday afternoon.
According to police, the boy and his siblings, ages 8, 10 and 12, were home alone when a strange woman rang the doorbell that afternoon. The teen later told police he didn’t answer the door because he didn’t recognize the woman.
A short time later, the teen heard someone banging on the door. He gathered his siblings and rushed them upstairs, stopping to retrieve a handgun from his parent’s bedroom.
As the boy stood at the top of the stairs, he saw a man break through the front door and aim a gun at him. Before the intruder could get a shot off the kid fired, effectively altering the intruder’s plans.
Police say the unidentified 37-year-old man was transported to the hospital in extremely critical condition. He has since been upgraded to critical condition and is expected to survive. Upon his release, he will be booked into jail on charges of aggravated assault and burglary.…
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Sandpoint, ID - An Idaho man is in court after allegedly demanding another man to “moonwalk” at gunpoint. The man has since testified that the AR-15 used in the incident is simply an Airsoft pellet gun.
Sheriff’s deputies were reportedly summoned to the home of John Ernest Cross, 30, on Monday after receiving a report that Cross had pointed a rifle at another man while demanding that he execute a ‘dance move.’ Shockingly, police report that drugs were involved.
The local news source reporting on the incident makes the point that, although the late singer Michael Jackson popularized the moonwalk dance move, many other entertainers have been credited for using a variation of the move including Cab Calloway, Ronnie Hawkins, David Bowie and Dick Van Dyke.
From this, it would be reasonable to conclude that Cross’ compadre could have abided a casual – albeit determined – request and simply executed the famous move. But, noooooooooooo. …he had to get all whiny and police-y about it. Some friend!
Cross is now charged with aggravated assault and is being held in lieu of $20,000 bail.…
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Macon, GA - With the apparent advent of the ‘God-fearing rapist,’ what was once simply a reprehensible and horrific act of aggression and subjugation has become something… more. Case in point: Jarvis Hurey, 28.
Prosecutors charged Hurey for allegedly breaking inside a 71-year-old woman’s home early July 7 and assaulting her. According to court documents, the woman was reading in her bed that night with her back door open but with the screen door closed and locked.
Senior Assistant District Attorney Don Kelly said that the victim looked up to see Hurey at her bedroom door. Hurey reportedly ‘ran forward and covered the woman’s head with a T-shirt.’ He then tried to rape her, Kelly added.
“What that man put me through that night was very painful, unbelievable, unimaginable and excruciating,” the victim said in court testimony. ”He raped me mentally and physically.”
“…before he left, he turned to me and he said, ‘Will you pray for me?’ and then he walked out the door,” the woman added.
Police reportedly found a palm print and DNA evidence linking Hurey to the crime.…
Continue ReadingMother Accused Of ‘Honor Beating’ After Daughter Talks To Boy
February 21, 2012 at 2:37 am by kniption
Phoenix, AZ – An Iraqi mother is back in jail without bond on charges of assault against her 19-year-old daughter for allegedly beating the girl with a shoe while she was tied to a bed. Yusra Farhan was recently asked in court to explain her actions.
“I swear I didn’t hit her – only slightly, like any parent would do to their children,” answered Farhan.
So, you can see that this is going to go well for her. But, let’s back up a bit, shall we…
Last November, police were first contacted about an alleged assault of Farhan’s daughter, 19-year-old Aiya Altameemi, at the hands of Farhan and another daughter. Officer James Holmes with the Phoenix Police Department said that, in that incident, Farhan and the girl’s 18-year-old sister “held this young lady down while mom took a hot spoon and burned her on the face and on the chest.” Holmes said the burning resulted in a scar on the teen’s chest. The reason…
“The family wanted her to participate in a pre-arranged marriage with a 38-year-old male,” said Officer Holmes.…
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Conroe, TX — A 13-year-old girl was hospitalized with multiple stab wounds early Thursday morning after her mother reportedly got all kinds of stabby in the middle of the night.
According to police, Dequita Hoefling entered her daughter’s room at about 1:00 that morning and proceeded to stab her several times in the neck and back as she slept. Deputies said the girl was able to run to a bedroom to wake up her father for help. He then rushed her to the hospital.
“You can only imagine what was going through the mind of this father as he’s carrying his 13-year-old daughter into an emergency room with multiple stab wounds,” said Lt. Dan Norris.
After questioning dad at the hospital, officers were dispatched to the home where they arrested Hoefling without incident. So far, the motive behind the alleged attack is unknown.
Hoefling, 40, is behind bars on a $500,000 bond, charged with aggravated assault. The teen is listed in critical condition, but is expected to survive.
Woman Arrested in Daughter’s Stabbing: MyFoxHOUSTON.com…
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Port St. Lucie, FL — Giovanni Presutti was taken into custody earlier this week after his much younger wife accused him of pulling a gun on her.
According to the arrest affidavit, the proverbial shit hit the fan soon after Presutti accused his wife of having an affair. At one point during the heated argument, Presutti reportedly yelled, “I want to kill you and the children.”
The crusty old codger headed for the garage with his wife at his heels. Once there, Presutti allegedly pushed the woman to the floor and retrieved a gun from a nearby desk. The woman said her husband pointed the weapon at her, drew the slide back and said, “Now I want to kill you.”
The woman told police she ran from the garage, grabbed the couple’s two young sons and went to the bedroom where she called 911.
When police arrived, the gun was found in the garage with four rounds inside, the hammer pulled back and the safety mechanism in the off position.…
Continue ReadingCops: Man Shoots Teen After She Refuses To Give Him Her Last Cigarette
April 22, 2011 at 5:00 am by kniption
Pittsburgh, PA — Pittsburgh police arrested Lamarr Stephen Marshall, 32, after he shot a 16-year-old girl, identified in a criminal complaint as Lakeisha Lane, because she would not give him her last cigarette.
Lt. Dan Herrmann said Marshall approached the girl at a residence and asked for a cigarette. Lakeisha told police that when she told Marshall no, he pulled out a gun and shot her once in the leg. He then fled.
The girl’s injuries are not considered life-threatening. Police said she is in stable condition at a local hospital.
Marshall was arrested after the shooting and charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault and illegal possession of a weapon because of his being a convicted felon. He is currently being held in the Allegheny County Jail.
Selfish bitch.
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Continue ReadingReporter Finds Bloody Knife After Cops Leave Scene Of Triple Murder
April 14, 2011 at 3:44 am by kniption
Atlanta, GA — Atlanta Journal-Constitution reporter Rhonda Cook discovered a bloody knife Monday at a home where a mother and her two children were stabbed to death, prompting police to investigate how detectives missed a key piece of evidence.
DeKalb County Police spokeswoman Mekka Parish said detectives thought they had recovered the main weapon they believe 21-year-old Eugene Quatron McCoy used to stab to death his 45-year-old mother, Sheila Irons, and his half-siblings Zion McPherson, 11, and Chasity McPherson, 8. Apparently not…
Cook said she found the second knife — with bright red blood on its blade — under a chair on the front porch hours after police completed their investigation and removed crime scene tape from the home. She had gone to the neighborhood to interview people about the crime.
“There was glass all around the porch, and the knife was laying in the middle of the glass,” Cook said.
Cook, who has been a reporter since 1978, didn’t touch the knife. She called her editor and stayed on the phone with him while she knocked on the door, but no one answered, Cook said.…
Continue ReadingPolice: David O’Hara Came Unglued At Sight Of Sheen/Kimmel Kiss
April 9, 2011 at 3:43 am by kniption
Georgetown, GA — Charlie Sheen surprised the audience at Jimmy Kimmel Live when he showed up at the talk show a couple weeks ago and planted a big kiss on Kimmel’s lips.
A replay of the clip showing Charlie Sheen kissing Jimmy Kimmel aired in a Quitman County home around midnight on the 24th, and according to his girlfriend, David O’Hara, 47, did not react mildly.
“We were getting ready to get in bed and going through the TV stations. I saw that and said, ‘Oh look at that man, how he’s kissing that man. He’s kissing that man like he’s kissing a woman.’ And he just snapped. He said, ‘I don’t want to see that [expletive]. I’m not a [expletive] gay man.’” she said.
As the fighting escalated, a group of friends heard the screams and went to check on the couple. Police say that’s when O’Hara got a gun and put it to the back of his girlfriend’s head (because a gay man wouldn’t do that!). He then reportedly pointed the gun at a 14-year-old boy in the group of friends (because a gay man wouldn’t do that, either!).…
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Jacksonville, FL — Barran Prakash is being held on assault charges for allegedly holding two co-workers at knife-point after they refused to change the channel to American Idol.
Police say the trio was staying at a Days Inn Tuesday evening when the proverbial crap hit the fan.
Prakash apparently flipped out after asking his roomies to flip the channel over to Idol and they refused. A verbal argument broke out, followed by Prakash threatening to get all stabby, holding a butcher’s knife to one roomies throat. Fortunately, roomie #2 was able to wrestle the knife out of Prakash’s hand and no one was seriously injured.
Prakash, 47, was taken into custody and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.
In other news, American Idol wasn’t even on Tuesday night. Dumbass.…
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Naples, FL — Hersha Howard was arrested on assault charges early Sunday morning after reportedly beating another woman’s ass over a box of Girl Scout cookies. But these weren’t just any Girl Scout cookies, Demonites…we’re talking Thin Mints!
Police say Howard entered her roommate’s bedroom that morning and accused the sleeping woman of eating her cookies. The victim denied it, claiming she fed the cookies to Howard’s kids who were up, and hungry, at 1 a.m. She then reportedly offered to pay Howard $10 for the cookies. Apparently in no mood to haggle, Howard refused the cash and got busy with the bitch slappin’.
As the two struggled, the victim’s husband managed to pry Howard off his wife, allowing the alleged cookie thief to escape the bedroom. Armed with a pair of scissors, police say Howard chased after the woman, following her down the stairs in a “threatening manner.” She soon traded the scissors for a board and commenced to beating the woman with it.
The fight spilled into the kitchen, where the victim’s husband intervened once again.…
Continue ReadingPolice: Man Clocks Girlfriend For Failing To Ask Permission To Use The Restroom
February 3, 2011 at 11:01 am by Jaded
Newport Township, PA — A woman told police her boyfriend beat her with an alarm clock and a couple of folding chairs last week because she didn’t ask for permission to use the restroom.
Jarrett Edmonds apparently became “enraged” when the brazen woman dared to use the facilities without getting the nod of approval from his holiness. The girlfriend told police Edmonds beat her with a digital alarm clock before switching it up and arming himself with the chairs. He repeatedly struck the woman in the head, face and torso.
She went on to tell investigators that Edmonds held her hostage in the home for nearly an hour, denying her request to leave or call an ambulance. At some point, he reportedly tried to force the woman to stand outside naked just to embarrass her. Edmonds eventually relented and allowed the woman to go to a friend’s house to call 911.
The woman was left with various bumps and bruises, deep lacerations to her head and a broken nose. Two bloodied folding chairs and an alarm clock found at the scene were bagged and tagged as evidence.…
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Cherokee County, GA — The barely legal cutie to the left is 18-year-old Jeremiah Gossett – he was taken into custody early Wednesday morning after reportedly stabbing his best friend in the neck while attempting to hypnotize him.
According to police, Gossett and his friend, 19-year-old James Stanley, had been hanging out, drinking and smoking pot, when Gossett asked Stanley if he could hypnotize him. Stanley agreed to play along and closed his eyes in preparation. Right about then, he felt a sharp pain in his neck. Stanley told investigators he opened his eyes and saw Gossett holding a knife.
Gossett didn’t stick around long after that – police said he ran from the residence and attempted to kill himself by slashing his wrists with the same knife. He failed to do much damage…both men were transported to the hospital with minor injuries.
Gossett was arrested after being released from the hospital, charged with aggravated assault, and is currently in custody on $22,200 bond. With those looks, the kid had better keep a real tight hold on the soap……
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Panama City Beach, FL — Pamela Higgins, 48, was arrested Monday afternoon and booked on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after she allegedly attacked her mother with a machete while high on bath salts.
Yes…bath salts. We ain’t talkin’ Calgon or Mr. Bubble – these bath salts are sold at truck stops, tattoo parlors and head shops, and have names like Ivory Snow, Bliss, Vanilla Sky and Blue Silk. These bath salts contain MDPV or mephedrone, stimulants that can cause rapid heart rates, seizures and hallucinations. These bath salts produce the same feelings of euphoria experienced by users of cocaine and amphetamines, and at higher doses can cause panic attacks and psychosis. Some say the high last for days and the lows are extremely low. And apparently the stuff will make ya batshit crazy.
Carolyn Ullery told police she was just sitting in her bedroom watching TV Monday afternoon when Pamela came through the door swingin’ a machete. “You ain’t dead yet?” Pamela asked. “She was trying to kill me,” the 71-year-old woman said.…
Continue ReadingWoman Charged After “Accidentally” Shooting Her Hubby In The Baby Maker
January 12, 2011 at 11:02 am by Jaded
Kansas City, MO – An unidentified woman was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault Monday night after police were told she shot her husband in the penis with his own handgun. The unidentified victim, a 50-year-old man, was preparing to drive himself to the hospital when police showed up. He told the responding officers that he had been in the bedroom showing his gun off to the wife while demonstrating how to use the safety. The husband said that as the wife was practicing using the safety, she accidentally fired the weapon, sending hot lead directly into his baby maker. However, a witness reported hearing the couple arguing in the kitchen, with the wife telling the husband, “If you don’t give me my card, I will shoot you.” The witness said she summoned police shortly after hearing a single gunshot. Police said they found a small amount of blood on the floor, but didn’t specify which room. After checking out the man’s injuries, police arrested the 42-year-old wife.…
Continue ReadingMan Accused Of Beating Grandmother To Death With Glass Coffee Table, Microwave
January 10, 2011 at 8:44 am by Jaded
Hephzibah, GA — About six months ago, 91-year-old Dorothy Lockwood demanded that her 21-year-old grandson, Theodore Lockett, pack his crap and move out. At about 10:00 Saturday night, police say Lockett returned to his elderly grandmother’s home, confronted her in the living room, and proceeded to beat the life out of her with a glass coffee table. After bashing the woman in the head several times, Lockett reportedly called his mother and told her that he had just killed his grandma and she was next on his list. He then allegedly grabbed a microwave oven and assaulted Dorothy again, striking her repeatedly with the appliance. When police arrived on scene, Lockett was found inside the home and was arrested without incident. Also inside the home, a bedridden relative for whom Lockwood was caring for – she was unharmed. Dorothy died of her injuries early Sunday morning. According to Richmond County sheriff’s Sgt. Daniel C. Carrier, authorities are unsure why Lockett flew into such a rage – he has been treated at a behavioral health facility, but has no known psychiatric diagnosis.…
Continue ReadingWoman Charged After Setting Fire To Sleeping Boyfriend’s Crotch
December 17, 2010 at 5:03 am by Jaded
Fort Lauderdale, FL — The teary tart to the left is 38-year-old Berlinda Dixon-Newbold. She’s been arrested and charged with aggravated assault with intent to commit a felony after police say she set her boyfriend’s crotch on fire as he slept.
The boyfriend, Sheldon Gonzales, told police he was sleeping on the couch Tuesday evening when he was suddenly and rudely awakened by a “burning sensation in the crotch of his pants.”
He looked up to see Berlinda standing over him, cigarette lighter in hand. Gonzales quickly put two and two together and realized the bottom of his shirt, which was resting on his jewels, was in flames. Fortunately, he was able to put the small fire out with his hands before his junk was bbq’d.
He grabbed his keys and tried to blaze, but Berlinda confronted him at the front door and a “heated verbal argument” followed…heated enough that it caught the attention of a neighbor who then called police. Berlinda is being held on $6,500 bond. The extent of Sheldon’s injuries, if any, is unknown.…
Continue ReadingPolice: Woman Poses As Prostitute To Lure Men, Boyfriend Beats Them Up
December 9, 2010 at 1:56 am by Jaded
Long Branch, NJ — Police allege that on at least three separate occasions in November, 35-year-old Jennifer Pizzuto posed as a prostitute and lured unsuspecting (shitfaced?) men into a secluded area with the promise of a good time. Instead of a good time, though, the men reportedly received a beating from Jennifer and her boyfriend, 44-year-old Antonio Davis, before being robbed. Yes, once Jennifer had ‘em hooked, Antonio would sneak up behind ‘em and attack. One unlucky sap was beaten so viciously he sustained permanent damage to his right eye. Jennifer was picked up on a warrant Saturday morning and her beau was arrested in the lobby of police headquarters later that day. Both have been charged with three counts of robbery and three counts of aggravated assault. Police also believe the pair was responsible for prying open a change machine on November 11, so additional charges of theft and criminal mischief were thrown on. Jennifer’s bail has been set at $50,000, and Antonio’s, $60,000. Neither have the option of posting 10 percent.…
Continue Reading18-Year-Old School Cafeteria Worker Accused Of Punching Third Grader
November 15, 2010 at 4:01 am by Jaded
Chester, PA — Jorge Alvarado-Barbosa, an 18-year-old cafeteria worker Chester Community Charter School was arrested on assault charges Wednesday after he allegedly punched an 8-year-old boy in the mouth Monday afternoon. According to police, Alvarado-Barbosa was taking out the trash when he saw the child sitting on a rock wall outside. Alvarado-Barbosa reportedly walked over to the child and said, “I put your brother in the headlock.” Obviously unimpressed, the kid replied, “I don’t care.” At that point, Alvarado-Barbosa started screaming at the child, calling him a bitch. He then grabbed the kid, put him in an arm lock and punched him in the face with a closed fist. Alvarado-Barbosa then took the boy, still in an arm lock, and walked him over to his teacher. The teacher took the child to the principal’s office and reported the incident. Portions of the attack were captured on the school’s video surveillance, but the alleged punch was not. Now, you would think the principal would have been on the phone with the police and the kids parents, right?…
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