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Las Cruces, NM – Sherri Mazzola’s neighbors say her 13-year-old son is a good kid, always willing to lend a hand with yard work or other odd jobs. Sometimes, when he was finished with one job, he would ask if there was anything else he could do – he didn’t want to go home. “When children don’t want to go home, that’s a big old red flag,” said one neighbor. Those neighbors noticed some rather unusual injuries to the child’s face recently. When asked what happened, the boy said he fell off his bike. Not satisfied with that answer, the neighbors continued to question the child about the numerous welts and bruises he was sporting. After the kid finally told them that his mother was responsible, several concerned neighbors called police to report the abuse. Police say Mazzola, 38, left welts on her son’s butt, back and legs with a nylon “lunge whip” used for training horses and a metal broom handle. He had bruises on his face and a cut on his forehead where he had been hit with the plastic top to a spray can.…

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CLOVIS, N.M. - Last year, Special2bme posted a story about Joey Maes in our forums, a man who was arrested on aggravated burglary and aggravated battery charges after he bit off part of a man’s nose. Police say that back in April of last year, he was attending a family barbecue when he was asked to leave after he got into an argument with another guest. He returned later, kicking in the door and grabbing a knife. After threatening people with it, three men tried to subdue him. One of the men, Gilbert Aburto, lost the tip of his nose in the process after Maes bit it off. “I had him pinned and I had the knife in one hand and I had him by the head in the other hand. You know, he looked at me just like you’re going to kiss someone mouth to mouth,” said Aburto. “Then he went straight to my nose, scraped down and bit. It was surprising that he did that.” Police found the tip of his nose on the kitchen counter and collected it as evidence.…

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Albuquerque, NM - The greasy looking douchebag to the left is 54-year-old Terry Barns. The vile scrote is accused of molesting an 8-year-old girl inside the iT’Z Family Fun Center on May 17. According to authorities, Barns had been wandering around the restaurant for a couple of hours before he cornered the girl, who was at the center on a school field trip, in a ball pit. He allegedly pinned her down and kissed her while he grabbed her butt and touched her inner thigh. When the girl ran away, police say Barns started stroking himself. Somehow, dude managed to exit the restaurant unscathed. Four days later, however, he was arrested after exposing himself to a young girl while masturbating in the toy aisle at a local WalMart. He was behind bars on that charge when authorities rearrested him for the nasty incident at iT’Z. Police say Barns matched the description of the assailant captured on surveillance video at iT’Z. …

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Many thanks to Dakota Valkyrie for another informative forum post. According to authorities, after a domestic altercation with his girlfriend, 27-year-old Christopher Barney stabbed his 1-year-old son before using the same knife to repeatedly poke at himself. The baby didn’t survive the attack – unfortunately, Barney did. He’s listed in critical condition at UNM Hospital. Source: Taos News

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Monique Cotto Is Not A “Police Person”

May 12, 2010 at 7:37 am by  

Albuquerque, NM – Monique Cotto may not be a “police person,” but she is an ignorant fucking douche who should have her baby making factory condemned, torn down and burned. Immediately. When she showed up at Metro Detention Center to visit with her baby daddy, a guard noticed her 18-month-old son was sporting a rather strange fashion accessory – the child had a plastic handcuff locked around his ankle. “He was crying a lot, he looked in pain,” said Corrections Officer Lieutenant Jason Ellis. The cuff was cinched so tightly it left purple impressions on the boy’s skin after it was removed. Monique was arrested for suspected child abuse. You’re just dying to hear her brilliant explanation, aren’t you? According to her, two days prior to the jail visit, she supposedly left her son alone with a friend. When she came home, she found the boy with handcuffs on both legs and a pillow covering his face, nearly suffocating him. Also according to her, the boy was gasping for air when she arrived.…

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Angela Meza Blinded And Broke The Baby

May 10, 2010 at 8:07 am by  

Albuquerque, NM – Investigators are calling it one of the worst cases of abuse they have ever seen. A 4-month-old baby girl is clinging to life in critical condition thanks to the numerous injuries inflicted upon her by her mother, 29-year-old Angela Meza. The child, a twin, was taken to Presybeterian Hospital Wednesday, and was found to be broken all over. She was suffering from severe abusive head trauma and several rib and leg fractures. Doctors say she is blind and may never walk. In an interview with Meza’s 5-year-old son, investigators learned the child witnessed his mother repeatedly hitting and choking his baby sister. Aware that her young son made that admission, Meza then confessed to “treating the child roughly.” Without emotion or remorse, she described how she picked the baby up by her neck and choked her until she was purple. She admitted to throwing the baby in her crib. …

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13-yr Old Turned Parents In For Drug Use

April 27, 2010 at 11:00 am by  

Clovis, NM- On April 23, investigators served a search warrant at a residence in Clovis after a 13-year old child reported that their parents were addicted to drugs and using them on a regular basis inside the home. The child claimed the home was a continuous environment of fighting, drinking, and drug abuse and they were scared for their safety and the safety of their siblings. The child also said they had found a bag containing drugs in the house and hid them from the parents. Agents searched the home and found this bag and identified its contents as methamphetamine. They also searched a garbage container behind the house and found a bag containing mail belonging to one of the parents, beer cans, and numerous items used to consume methamphetamine. These items included 33 individual pieces of burned aluminum foil, known as “rails”, and straws which facilitate the ingestion of the drug. All the items contained residue that tested positive for methamphetamine. …

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Burglar Takes A Shite In Man’s Car

March 18, 2010 at 8:47 am by  

Las Cruces, NM- Well, here is a strange story to tickle your gag reflex. Shortly before 12:30 a.m.on March 11, a man was getting ready to leave for work when he unlocked his car door and realized his passenger side window was broken. Inside the vehicle, a strange man was sitting in the back seat with his pants and underwear pulled down to his ankles. The man asked the stranger what he was doing in his car and the stranger acted surprised and said he thought the vehicle belonged to someone else. The stranger immediately pulled up his drawers, hopped out of the car, and took off running. This was when the owner of the car realized how shitty his morning really was. Resting on the rear floorboard of the vehicle was a pile of freshly squeezed turds. I tell ya. If that’s not the shittiest way to ruin the ‘new car’ smell, I don’t what is. Police later caught up with the crappy crook when they found him walking near a ditch behind a business.  Austin Horries Purifoy, 18, was charged with one count each of burglary of a vehicle and criminal damage to property.…

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Albuquerque, NM — Ashley Gibson, 19, and Jacob Nichols, 20, are charged with child abuse after beating their 3 month old daughter. The baby, now on life support, is being treated for more than 20 fractures and possible brain injuries. The couple took the baby to the hospital for a fever. Amazingly, they thought that was more urgent than the numerous injuries the infant had. Mommy admits to tossing the baby on the bed and to putting band-aids or tying ribbons over her mouth to keep her pacifier in place. Daddy admits to regularly spanking the baby. Tell me what a 3-month old does that deserves spanking? Jacob also indicated he would hit her under the chin if he had a bad day. He also enjoyed dropping the baby from heights of about 18 inches for crying or for amusement. Oh, and Mommy reveals that they’ve been under pressure from family to put their adored infant up for adoption! The nerve!! The couple and their child had been staying at a homeless shelter in Albuquerque.…

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Stranger Danger!

December 11, 2009 at 11:05 am by  

Santa Fe, NMThe 10-year-old child ran into Sweeney Elementary School last Friday with a frightening story – she told the school secretary that she had missed her bus that morning and had to walk to school. The child said she was crossing the street when she saw a SUV parked in the lane. She thought it was suspicious and she immediately felt threatened. “I saw a man coming out of the car, really fast,” she said. She said the man started to chase her – she ran fast and ran hard, screaming all the way to school (about 100 yards). She described the bad man as having a dark complexion and a nose ring. A school counselor driving to work that morning observed the suspect walking back to his dark-colored SUV. A description of the suspect and his vehicle was broadcast – tips started coming in, leading police to a suspect fitting the description. It looked like they had their man……

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Christopher Raines Executed His Infant Daughter

December 2, 2009 at 11:09 pm by  

Albuquerque, NM – Christopher Raines, 22, and the mother of his child, 18-year-old Ashley Trujillo, have been having relationship problems – he was all butt-hurty because Ashley was supposedly talking to another man. After texting back and forth for most of the day Tuesday, Christopher went to the woman’s residence that afternoon and the fight escalated. It escalated to a point where Christopher felt he was “pushed over the edge.” What he did next is beyond heinous – I can’t even come up with a word to describe it. The piece of shit picked up his 9-month-old baby daughter, placed the gun to the back of her head, and fired. He dropped the baby’s lifeless body on the floor, turned to her mother and asked, “Was it worth it?”

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Belen, New Mexico – The story of any son getting so angry at their father that he would shoot them in the back of the head is tragic enough but this story is compounded by the fact that Benjamin Hilburn was only 10 when he pulled the trigger. Benjamin would state in the 911 call that he was angry at his father, 42-year-old Bryon Hilburn. He would expand on that later, telling investigators he felt his father was too harsh with him and punished him too much. In August police say Benjamin shot his dad in the back of the head with a shotgun while his 6-year-old sister was in the room. Benjamin, now 11 years old, is in the custody of his mother and has been charged with first-degree murder. It is quite possible he is the youngest person to be charged with murder in New Mexico, a state that does not charge anyone under 14 as adults. Continue reading to hear the full 911 call as Benjamin desperately tries to get someone to the house to save his dad.…

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Russ Church’s Slippery Baby Boy

October 9, 2009 at 3:18 am by  

Las Cruces, New Mexico Have you ever had a day where you just couldn’t hold onto anything? I’ve often heard it referred to as the “dropsy’s”. And I’ve been plagued many times with this rather frustrating phenomenon. It’s almost as though I’ve coated my hands with some release coat crap for machinery or baby oil mixed with sudden paralysis of my working digits. If you’re anything like me, this occurrence is often followed with broken shit, a splattered mess, a sudden onset of a string of obscenities, and a pulled butt-muscle or two as the strain of keeping the objects air-born (and hopefully back into control) becomes so uncontrollable and your body bends and freezes in unnatural poses. But I can tell you, even though I’ve broken a shit-load of nice china due to the dropsy’s, not once…ever…have I ever had that happen while handling a child. Poor Russ Church cannot say the same.…

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Vanessa Luevanos Fails As A Mother

September 6, 2009 at 1:41 pm by  

ALBUQUERQUE, NM – If you aren’t prepared to have a beautiful Sunday and long weekend completely ruined by the fucktardery of yet another female that values her dick of the day over her offspring, then you may want to skip this story.  And if you don’t feel like hearing about not one, but TWO women completely failing a 5 year-old girl to protect her rapist, then move on.  This one’s not for you.  Even the tiny bit of information that is out there right now has me wanting to punch holes in walls.  23 year-old Vanessa Luevanos’s daughter was allegedly raped by her 17 year-old boyfriend and she and Sherry Archuleta, mother of the 17 year old, covered it up.  Even worse, Luevanos is actually pining over missing and loving her “man” on her MySpace page like some fucked up version of Romeo and Juliet.…

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Danny Brawner Likes It In The Rear

August 14, 2009 at 10:48 am by  

Albuquerque, NM – We have posted many stories about the varied and sometimes bizarre things men will stick, or attempt to stick, their dick in, on, or around. Animals – alive and dead – picnic tables, beastly teachers, etc. But I can’t recall ever having written a story about a dude humpin’ his car. I’ve known men in my life who came pretty damn close to that kind of relationship with their vehicle, but they never stepped across that line. Danny Brawner did – and in full view of an off-duty police officer and his 10-year-old son. Damn – not exactly the audience you want when you got your pants around your ankles tryin’ to get a little trunk action. …

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Carlos Sanchez-Trillo Got Angry

August 4, 2009 at 1:01 am by  

Las Cruces, NM-Carlos Sanchez-Trillo, 20, has a nasty temper when things do not go his way. Last Wednesday, officers responded to a report of domestic violence where they found a 3-5 month old Chihuahua mix named Lucky badly injured. The officers learned that Sanchez-Trillo had become angry when his 18-year old girlfriend had returned home late from giving blood. Sanchez-Trillo allegedly grabbed his girlfriend by her arm, twisted it behind her back, and removed a ring on one of her fingers.…

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Sammy Shannon Wanted The Chores Done

July 3, 2009 at 7:45 am by  

Albuquerque, New MexicoIt can be difficult to get your kids to pick up around the house – especially when they lack motivation. Personally, I use bribery or threats of electronics confiscation. Sammy Shannon has a special kind of motivation technique. First of all, this 71-year-old hellion takes no crap from no kids. When he asked his two grown sons to do some chores around the house, and got lip in return, Sammy turned to his motivator…a .38-caliber revolver. I get the feeling that when Sammy wants the oven cleaned, he wants it cleaned now! We all know there are two sides to every story, so let’s start with Sammy’s side. He told officers that he asked his sons, ages 22 and 29, to clean the stove. “They didn’t want to,” he said. “So, they got smart.”

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Robbin Banister Gives Love A Bad Name

June 25, 2009 at 2:10 am by  

Clovis, NM- He was stabbed in the heart and she’s to blame because she gives love a bad name. Heh. Sorry, but I’ve had that ear-worm in my head all morning and felt like sharing. On the night of June 10, Clifford Webber, 37, left work never to return again. Why? When he got home, his girlfriend Robbin Banister took a steak knife and stabbed him in the chest. Police are unsure of the motive, but neighbors have stated that the couple did seem to argue a lot over money. During the next three days of 90 degree weather, Webber’s body remained lying on the floor of their home while Banister tried to find some brainless dolt stupid enough to help her get rid of it.…

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Sadistic Quartet Accused Of Torturing Children

June 14, 2009 at 4:34 am by  

Los Lunas, N.M.–“These innocent children were treated like livestock,” said Valencia County Deputy Sheriff Joe Martinez. Shit…livestock gets treated better than these kids did. The children, three girls and one boy, ages 3, 4, 4, and 6, were removed from their Los Lunas home early Friday evening. Deputies report that the children had been duct taped to a chair, with towels placed over their heads, and shocked repeatedly with an electric battery. They had been beaten with a belt. They had been, in essence, tortured. …

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Dominic Goodmoney Beat Up A Dead Chick

May 29, 2009 at 7:43 am by  

Albuquerque, NM–There was some weird shit going on at the Reflections Funeral & Life Celebrations funeral home Sunday night. Police officers found 17-year-old Dominic Goodmoney near the business, uncooperative, covered in blood, digging his fingers into open wounds on his body, and banging his head on a wall. Nearby, officers found a knife. That was only the beginning of the bizarreness……

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