Venice, FL - The 911 call came in just after 4:00 Thursday morning: Caller: Venice East Boulevard. Help!! Dispatch: What’s happening at Venice East Boulevard? Caller: There’s a man on the ground – an otter – I can’t get him off. Hurry please. Dispatch: There’s a man on the ground? Caller: Yes ma’am. Dispatch: And someone’s doing what? Caller: An otter’s got him. Dispatch: Who’s got him? Caller: An otter? Dispatch: An otter? Caller: O-T-T-E-R! Please hurry, I can’t keep him off him. Well now, that’s not something you hear every day, huh? Morrell Denton, 96, was taking a stroll that fateful Thursday morning when the pissed off otter crossed his path. “I just looked down on the ground and I saw this little animal walking across and he walked across real slow,” Denton said. “And I looked down there and he grabbed me by the leg,” he said. “When I fell is when he grabbed my hand. I tried to pull him off with the other hand and he got hold of that hand. He was all over me.” Seriously – I ain’t making this shit up. [Read more...]

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla – Whenever I’m having one of those days where everyone’s on my case from my teacher all the way down to my best girlfriend, I just check out news from Florida. You can always be guaranteed a laugh or two. For example, Stefanie Vargas, 19, and her 13-year-old partner in crime, Kristian Amezquita who were recently arrested and charged with burglary to a conveyance. They broke into a car and while inside it, inadvertently called 911. So for about 6 minutes dispatchers got to listen to the two as they looted the vehicle and argued over what to steal. They also listened to words of wisdom such as “You got to break the SIM card. Take that SIM card out. They can trace it. If there’s nothing there, leave it. TrustTrust reviews me, God always works in mysterious ways. If you be greedy, that’s when you get caught up, alright?” The pair had no clue that police where on their way so when officers arrived to arrest them, the two idiots still had the stolen items in their hands. You can listen to the call by clicking here. Check out the video after the jump, and meet the boy and his mother. [Read more...]

Julia Murray, 21, called 911 Tuesday morning and told the dispatcher matter-of-factly that she had just drowned her two kids and needed an ambulance. The 911 operator tried to Murray on the phone but after a short pause in the conversation, Murray informed the operator that she had just shot herself. When emergency crews arrived at the home of Murray’s parents where she and her children lived, they found her unconscious. She had a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the chest and a handgun nearby. In a back bedroom they discovered her two children, 2-year-old Creighton and 4-year-old Ansli, drenched and lying on a bed. Ansli was dead, but Creighton was still breathing. Murray died shortly after being transported to the hospital while Creighton was last listed in stable condition. Murray lived with her mother, who had custody of Murray’s children, and a sister. No motive has been given. [Read more...]

FRUITLAND PARK, Fla. – Russell Dorner, 80, called 911 and immediately informed the dispatcher “I’m just letting you know that me and my wife are gonna commit suicide right now. We’ve had all we can take anymore,” he says. He goes on to explain that he and his 79-year-old wife, Laura Dorner, had health problems . “She’sShe reviews bed-ridden and can’t do (anything), and my back went out today. I can’t pick her up. I can’t even bend over,” Russell tells the 911 dispatcher. “We want to go alone — together.” The dispatcher attempts to talk to Russell, but the only thing she hears are two gunshots.  When police arrive at the Lake Griffin Isles home home the couple had lived in for the last 40 years, they found the bodies of LauraLaura reviews and Russell. They had been married for 60 years and had no children. Click to listen to the 911 call. [Read more...]

LAWTON, Okla. – An 11-year-old boy had grown concerned for himself and his 1-year-old brother after he had witnessed his mother’s boyfriend, Michael French, dealing pot out of the home on multiple occasions. The boy went to neighbors for help and got none. he went to his grandparents, no dice. Even his own mother, Jennifer Patterson, was apathetic to the situation and felt that as long as her boyfriend’s actions were not hurting anyone, what’s the big deal? So feeling that he was simply at the end of his rope, the boy called the police. “What (the boy) told (a 911 dispatcher) basically is the mom’s boyfriend had been dealing marijuana out of the residence, and he had also been present on numerous, several occasions when marijuana was dealt,” said Lawton police Lt. Todd Palmer. Both the Patterson, 33, and French, 25, were arrested and charged with unlawful drug possession with intent to distribute and possession of drug paraphernalia. The boys were taken into Department of Human Services custody. His biological father, U.S. Army Staff Sgt. Lanier Patterson, said he was proud of his son and had told him if he ever felt like he was in danger he needs to call 911. He is now on his way to Oklahoma to try and get full custody. Continue on to hear the 911 call. [Read more...]

Tampa, FL – Not much to say here. All you got to do is listen. Joshua Basso said he made sex calls to 911 because his cell phone was out of minutes and 911 was the only number he could call for free. It does contain audio of a loser masturbating, so you’ve been warned.

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Belen, New Mexico – The story of any son getting so angry at their father that he would shoot them in the back of the head is tragic enough but this story is compounded by the fact that Benjamin Hilburn was only 10 when he pulled the trigger. Benjamin would state in the 911 call that he was angry at his father, 42-year-old Bryon Hilburn. He would expand on that later, telling investigators he felt his father was too harsh with him and punished him too much. In August police say Benjamin shot his dad in the back of the head with a shotgun while his 6-year-old sister was in the room. Benjamin, now 11 years old, is in the custody of his mother and has been charged with first-degree murder. It is quite possible he is the youngest person to be charged with murder in New Mexico, a state that does not charge anyone under 14 as adults. Continue reading to hear the full 911 call as Benjamin desperately tries to get someone to the house to save his dad. [Read more...]

Clark County, Wisconsin — Mary Strey, 49, started drinking earlier in the day and after visiting different bars around Neilsville, she had consumed seven or eight brandy and Cokes. But this didn’t stop her from getting behind the wheel of her car and attempt to drive home. But she didn’t make it there as police caught up with her after someone called 911 to report her. They found her parked on the side of the road and officers reported that her speech was slurred,, she stumbled, was swaying back and forth and could not perform the tests. Her blood alcohol level was 0.17. The odd thing about this story is the 911 caller who turned her in. It happened to be Mary Strey herself. After the jump, you can listen to the 911 call in which Strey called to report herself. Which is kinda classic as it includes this exchange:

Dispatch: You behind them?
Mary Strey: No, I am them.
Dispatch: You am them?
Mary Strey: Yes, I am them.
Dispatch: Okay, so you want to call and report you’re driving drunk?
Mary Strey: Yes.

Continue on to listen to the full 911 call.

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GREENTOWN, Indiana – On Friday morning three kids. all under the age of six, woke up to find their mother beaten unconscious. Their father was out of town on business, so they ran to a neighbor who then called 911. Jamie Harney, 26, was rushed to Howard Regional Hospital and taken by Life Line Helicopter to Methodist Hospital in Indianapolis. She underwent surgery and was in critical condition, her husband now by her side. She is currently in a coma and unable to inform police what happened to her or ultimately, who did it. The small town of 3000 is not host to violent crimes, so the community is shocked by the brutal assault. “This is the type of community where violent crime is a rare occurrence,” said Sheriff Talbert. “I would describe this as the type of community where people would probably go to sleep with their doors unlocked. But one things for certain, they won’t tonight.” The children are with relatives. Police are asking for information into Harney’s activities on the days before the assault, or anyone she may have come into contact with. If you have any information about this case please call Howard County Sheriff Department Criminal Investigation Division at (765) 456-2031, or the Central Indiana Crime Stoppers at (800) 922-5378. Read on for a couple video reports. [Read more...]