Garry Ulland Thought He Was Whacking Andrew, It was Mike

Panama City Beach, Florida Why is it, when rednecks do something they seem to do it well? Is there any sense of normalcy in a redneck’s life or are they completely incapable of doing anything that doesn’t seem extreme? If a normal person doesn’t like something they see, generally there are several options explored to avoid those sights…looking away…changing the channel. A quintessential redneck may only see one way, blow it up. And while looking away from sights is a hell of a lot easier than listening away from sounds, there are still options that normal people exercise, turning down the television, asking one to keep it down, calling the police, etc. But for Sara Ulland, the only way to deal with the thumping screaming sounds of her husband beating the life out of her naked bed mate, was to cover her head with a pillow. [Read more...]