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Beech Grove WalmartBEECH GROVE, IN – Cell phone video has went viral, showing two women and a 6-year-old boy fighting in the shampoo aisle of a Beech Grove Walmart.

The video has everything I look for: white trash, women fighting, Walmart shoppers, yoga pants, tattoos, motorized scooters, profanity, violence, child endangerment, and a little boy pouring chemicals in the face of a pinned-down adult.

The incident was captured on video last Thursday by a fellow shopper who was recording an argument between a woman in a motorized scooter and a store employee over carts in the aisle.

When a woman with her 6-year-old son decided to defend the Walmart employee, the two women got into an argument that turned physical when the woman in the motorized scooter suddenly jumped up and knocked the other woman into the shampoo aisle.

With shampoos falling off the shelves and spilling on to the floor, the two women begin scrapping and, at one point, the woman with the child begins screaming “Johnny, punch her in her fucking face!

Carrie Bradshaw-Crowther

UPDATE – Bradshaw-Crowther was found alive and safe Monday in Boone, NC. A post on her brother’s Facebook page indicates that ” Carrie is presently hospitalized and is receiving much needed medical care….While it is unfortunate, we no longer expect a new addition to our family and ask for your continued prayers. We respect the HIPPA [sic] laws and we feel that releasing any more information should be in Carrie’s discretion after she has the opportunity to heal.”

SALISBURY, NC – About an hour before her scheduled 6:00 a.m. C-section last Tuesday, 49-year-old Carrie Bradshaw-Crowther disappeared.

As those of you obsessed with fertility and baby production already have concluded, Bradshaw-Crowther’s pregnancy is considered high risk; additionally, according to her 26-year-old daughter Lauren Lusk, her mother has a medical condition that requires a C-section.

Lusk and her wife Shelbi drove into Salisbury the preceding Saturday to help get the house ready for the baby; early Tuesday, she (and, presumably, Shelbi) ran out to gas up her vehicle for the drive to Charlotte.…

Patrick WaitsHOBBS, NM – Patrick Waits was arrested Tuesday and charged with burglary and unlawful entry after walking into a stranger’s home, doing some chores, and making himself some food.

Apparently it all started when a female resident of the home was wakened early on Tuesday by noise in her kitchen. When she went to discover the source of the noise, she found the 45-year-old Waits wiping down a counter and cooking a potato in her microwave.

According to a police report, “She asked him what he was doing there, and he told her he was making a potato.”

Alas, the potato snack was not to be, as the resident instructed Waits to leave. And he did. Once out of the house, he began raking leaves in the front yard.

It seems that “[t]he female resident convinced Waits to stay by saying she wanted to pay him for his service” to ensure he was still at the residence when police arrived, who noted that he was stumbling and slurring his words.…

Kinny RedmonURBANA, IL — A judge wasn’t too happy with Kinny Redmon, setting her bond at $250,000 after the 24-year-old was accused of cooking her ex-boyfriend’s puppy in an oven.

According to reports, Redmon and the owner of the dog used to date and have a child together. Although they broke up six months ago, the couple still live together in the same home.

On Thursday, the two got into an argument before the ex left for work, leaving his 3-month-old pit bull at the house. While at work the man noticed he had missed three calls from Redmon.

When he called back, she answered and said “Go get yo’ puppy out the oven, (expletive),” before hanging up.

Urbana police investigator Dave Smysor said the man went home to find his oven set at 300 degrees with a chair pushed up against the door. Inside the oven the man found that his puppy had been cooked to death.

Redmon was located, arrested and charged with two felonies; animal torture and aggravated cruelty to animals.…

MalikiJEFFERSON, WV- Malaki, a 2-year-old a pit bull/dachshund mix, was found bleeding profusely and trying to crawl back into the house after having both his legs chopped off by an unknown instrument.

Jessica Bennett walked out of her house to get her mail at around 6pm Tuesday evening. When she got to her yard she noticed a trail of blood leading back to her house. The blood would lead her to discover her dog had crawled under the house and was covered in blood.

“Ten minutes later, he makes his way up on my porch to tell mommy that he’s hurt,” Bennett said. This is when the source of the bleeding became apparent, Malakai was missing both of his paws.

Bennett started screaming hysterically for her fiancé to come help her. They wrapped the mutilated dog in a blanket and rushed him to a vet. His injuries, compounded with the amount of blood he lost, were too severe that they had to put him down.

The Humane Society of the United States and Katie Lee from the Food Network are both offering a $5,000 award each for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the person and/or persons responsible for butchering Malakai.…

635688728619002145-Amanda-BairdHOUSTON, TX- Amanda Baird, 33, was found beaten to death on her birthday in the presence of her 4-year-old daughter.

Baird’s roommate came home from work at 2 am and was let in by the Baird’s 4-year-old daughter. After finding Baird unconscious, she called 911. Paramedics would take Baird to Ben Taub Hospital where she was pronounced dead from blunt force trauma.

The roommate now fears Baird’s young daughter may have witnessed the murder. “I found the baby. The baby is the one who opened the door and let me in. I’m so worried about the baby at this point, because of what she went through and what she saw.”

Earlier that evening Baird had been texting her friend, Jennifer Lester, who confirmed that Baird had been fighting with her ex-boyfriend. Lester asked Baird if her ex had gotten physical with her. She replied with a very short text that simply stated, “Yes. I’m ok.”

Houston Homicide Detectives confirmed that a man with the same name as the ex-boyfriend was found dead the next morning of an apparent suicide.…

schmuckKINNEAR, WY – On Friday, 46-year-old Terry Schmuck was arrested and charged with attempted first-degree murder after hitting his estranged wife Cindy in the head with a hatchet. (Insert your own joke about a “hatchet job” here.)

Terry Schmuck got served divorce papers early Thursday morning and didn’t react well. Actually, someone give me an award for understatement already. KCWY13 reported that “[t]he affidavit says Terry cut the telephone wires with the hatchet before forcefully entering the home and striking his estranged wife in the head. It was then that the victim asked to be taken to the hospital when terry [sic] took her.”

Your language lesson of the day: “The Latin adverb sic (“thus”; in full: sic erat scriptum, “thus was it written”) inserted immediately after a quoted word or passage, indicates that the quoted matter has been transcribed exactly as found in the source text, complete with any erroneous or archaic spelling, surprising assertion, faulty reasoning, or other matter that might otherwise be taken as an error of transcription.” Thanks, Wikipedia!…

Adrienne MartinSAINT LOUIS, MO – Adrienne Martin, the 37-year-old accused of setting a dog on fire after it allegedly bit her son, has had all charges dropped against her.

In July 2013, Martin was charged with two felony counts of animal abuse after she allegedly set a relative’s 3-year-old terrier mix on fire. The burns to the dog, named Brownie, were so severe that it had to be euthanized.

A witness told police he saw flames come from where the dog was chained to the back fence of the owner’s home and saw a man with a gas tank and Martin, the sister-in-law of the dog’s owner, with a lighter. The witness even picked Martin out of a photo lineup.

A quick check of Martin’s Facebook page was also very telling. One post the day before Brownie was set on fire read “I’m on killa mode…#killdogs.com…today.” On the day Brownie was burned, a post was tagged with “#alldogsdontgotoheaven.com.” After the incident made the news, Martin posted: “MF’s is killin me about this stupid dog…keep it real…you didn’t take care nor like or love the MF…on the TV str8 lies.”

After she was picked up and interviewed by police, Martin admitted to setting the dog on fire because Brownie had bitten her son the day before.…

Tayon Tayweezy AlexanderSILVER SPRING SHORES, FL – Tayvon Alexander and his girlfriend have been arrested after a 3-year-old boy was found with possible rib and facial fractures, as well as severe bruising to his face and torso.

With his arrest on Sunday in Marion County for charges of aggravated child abuse after his alleged treatment of a three-year-old child, I’m thinking 23-year-old Tayon L. Alexander has used up his 15 minutes of fame. (And God help us all: Florida? AGAIN?)

Based on Alexander’s many Facebook selfies and the subsequently unsubstantiated report that “Well loox like i got the part az a model forreal. they payin 4 the flight up 2 new york and i can make a retainer of $10,000 a month. loox like im gonna b livin it the fukk up now!!!!!!”(Translation: “Well, it looks like I got the part as a model. They’re paying for the flight up to New York, and I can make a retainer of $10,000 a month. Looks like I’m going to be living a nice lifestyle!”), I’m guessing Alexander believes his supposed 5’6″ 138-pound physique alone (c’mon, we have to rule out his writing abilities, don’t we?) is going to shoot him into the Kardashian-ist stratosphere.…

Sharon JonesDALLAS, TX – Four members of the same family have been arrested after allegedly beating a pregnant 14-year-old in order to force an abortion, then burning the stillborn’s remains on a charcoal grill.

According to reports, the victim went to police this month to report what had happened to her. She said that she got pregnant after being raped raped by a family member in August 2012. She did not report the crime at the time because she was ’embarrassed’.

Five months later her family could see that she was pregnant. They feared other children in the home would be removed if CPS investigated the details surrounding the girl’s pregnancy, so they decided to hide the crime.

Plan A involved 45-year-old Sharon Jones reportedly giving the girl multiple doses of birth control pills, emergency contraception pills and cinnamon tablets. When none of these methods killed the baby, the family went to Plan B; beat the baby out of her.

The girl, along with a witness who went to the police station with her, told police that in the living room of Jones’ house, 25-year-old Cecilia McDonald held her arms down while Lonnell McDonald kicked and bounced up and down on her stomach.…

William DodsonCharleston, SC — Some of you may have seen a post about Caitlyn, a 15-month-old Chocolate Staffie, pop up in your Facebook feeds last week.

The stray pup was found with electrical tape wrapped tightly around her muzzle, her tongue trapped between her teeth. It is believed she had wandered around like that for at least two days before appearing on the doorstep of a good Samaritan.

Her story quickly went viral, and the picture that accompanied the article was enough to make a heartless wench like myself tear up a bit. The public was asked to help identify the idiot responsible, and an arrest was made earlier this week.

William Dodson, 41, was charged Monday with ill treatment of animals and torture. Dodson is being held pending a bond hearing, and police have yet to release a motive.

“Caitlyn is in a lot of pain, her condition is critical, and her prognosis is guarded,” said Dr. Lucy Fuller, Charleston Animal Society’s senior director of veterinary care. “A large part of her tongue may need to be removed surgically if the tissue dies from the lack of blood flow.…

connecticut mud ladyWINDSOR LOCKS, CT – A delusional woman, naked and covered in feces, was restrained in a Subway restroom after running from a Connecticut motel room carrying a small dog.

Last Thursday, police responded to a Windsor Locks Motel 6 on a report of a woman acting erratically. Once they got to the scene, they found the unidentified woman had stripped naked and had smeared shit all over her body and inside the room.

When the woman opened the door and saw the cops standing there, she tried slamming it shut before running out of the room while screaming “shoot me, shoot me” at the officers. They didn’t, and the dog carrying dookie-cicle ran inside a nearby Subway were she locked herself in the restroom.

Police tried to talk her out of the restroom but ultimately had to force their way inside and find the woman still holding her dog and violently kicking and flailing. She was reportedly delusional and incoherent, repeatedly asked officers to shoot her, and had the small dog’s body squeezed between her legs.…

smiling lionJOHANNESBURG – An American was mauled to death at a Johannesburg safari park after a lion reportedly dragged her out of a car.

Sources say a man and woman had their vehicle’s windows down as they were driving through a lion camp at the Lion Park, a popular safari park where “Super Close-Up Animal Views Guaranteed”.

A lion decided to take advantage of the open window and jumped through it. The lion attacked a woman in the car before dragging her out. Ambulances arrived on the scene quickly, but the woman was pronounced dead at the scene.

The man survived the attack, but suffered serious injuries he received while trying to fight the cat off the woman.

Hopefully the park won’t be penalized, even though this is the third attack at the park in four months. But to be fair, in all cases, the people who were attacked were victims of their own lack of judgement.

An Australian tourist, who had his windows down, was attacked by a lion in March and suffered some nasty bite wounds to his legs and arm.…

Tyler BlansitMENTONE, AL – A small town in Alabama had its first homicide in 25 years after 22-year-old Tyler Blansit admitted he beat his mother to death with a baseball bat after arguing about grades.

When police first arrived at the home after receiving a 911 call from Blansit, a student at University of Alabama-Birmingham who had come home after the spring semester ended.

Blansit claimed that he and his mother had been attacked, and that he sustained scratches and a knot on the head. His mother, 45-year-old Sherry Blansit, was found dead in the backyard after someone used a baseball bat to cave her skull in.

When they got Blansit to the Sherriff’s Office to be interviewed, it wasn’t long before he admitted he was the one responsible for his other’s murder. He confessed to using the bat to beat the poor lady to death after they got into an argument over his college grades.

Blansit was arrested and charged with his mother’s murder. He’s currently in the DeKalb County Jail.…

John LaneAUBURN, ME – Three decades ago, 66-year-old John Lane was convicted of killing his girlfriend’s 4-year-old daughter by cooking her in an oven. Now a federal judge says that Lane should seek a new trial.

On the night of October 27, 1984, John Lane, then 37, was living with 30-year-old Cynthia Palmer and Palmer’s two daughters. 4-year-old Angela Palmer and 5-year-old Sarah.

That night, Lane beat and tortured Angela before forcing her into an oven and wedged a chair against the door so she could not get out. Lane then turned the heat up as high as it could go as Angela screamed, “Let me out, Daddy, let me out!”

It was the smell and smoke of Angela’s cooked body that eventually led police to the apartment and discover Angela’s smoldering body after tracing the source of the smoke and opening the oven.

Lane would end up charged with murder while Angela’s mother would be charged with manslaughter. She would later be acquitted because, according to her, she had overdosed the night of Angela’s murder and was not aware of what had happened.…

Nicole ParkerBAKER, FL – Nicole Parker, 30, was arrested for attempting to murder her husband by slitting his throat with a pocket knife.

Nicole Parker was in a truck driving around with her husband, 35-year-old Jerald Parker, and her ex-husband, when she and Jerald started arguing.

Jerald stopped to piss, at which point Nicole and her ex took off in the truck.  Jerald walked home, making it there just before midnight. When get got there, Nicole and her ex were waiting and a fight started between Jerald and Nicole’s ex-husband.

During the fight, Nicole came up behind Jerald, pulled his head back with her left hand, and used a folding knife to slit his throat. As if that wasn’t enough, she then stabbed him under his left arm.

Jerald began bleeding, as one who has just had his throat slit by a crazy woman does, and Nicole then took off leaving Jerald to bleed to death.

Luckily for Jerald, his family was able to stop him from hemorrhaging by applying pressure to his wounds.…

Rosemary-VelazcoSURPRISE, AZ – Carlos T. Cruz, 28, and Rosemary Velazco have been arrested for the alleged abuse and murder of their emaciated 3-year-old daughter, Alexandra.

Police responded to a 911 call from the little girl’s uncle. When they arrived they found the dead body of the child covered in bruises and weighing only 15lbs.

A thorough examination of the girl’s body revealed cuts and bruises all over her body in various stages of healing, a 1-inch laceration to her head that exposed her skull, a broken knee and evidence that she had been sexually assaulted.

The parents both deny causing the injuries, although Velazco does admit to punishing her with a belt but only using “measured strength” as to not knock down the child.

During an interview with Cruz, who only speaks Spanish, he denied any knowledge about Alexandra’s other injuries telling investigators to, “ask his wife” and “not knowing the truth” about how they happened. Cruz did admit that the daughter’s weight loss was concerning and started after she had a fall in the tub. …

Anthony RockwellATHENS, PA – Police have charged Anthony Rockwell with two felony counts after he allegedly sexually assaulted two boys, ages 5 and 6, inside a church restroom and stuck a pill in each of their anuses.

According to reports, Rockwell approached three children playing at the His Majesty Church playground. Two women were outside the church at the time, painting the church exterior.

Although one of the women knew Rockwell from church, the other became concerned when she noticed Rockwell and the children were missing. When she went inside the church to look for them, she found that she was unable to open the restroom door.

Rockwell walked out when she was able to enter, and she saw one boy crying and another bent over naked. Her son told her that Rockwell had hurt him and the other boy. During her examination of the boys, she found a white pill in each of their asses and removed them.

Police were called and the two boys were taken to the hospital for treatment.…