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Lehigh Acres, FL — I’m sure the last thing you want to read about, as you eat your bagels and sip your morning cup of joe, is septuagenarian sex. Well, you’re gonna. Kinda.

Allow me to introduce 76-year-old Donald Royce. He’s currently nursing a ragin’ case of blue balls behind bars at the Gray Bar Motel, after shooting his 62-year-old bride in the booty for refusing to consummate their 6 months of wedded bliss.

Royce told police he didn’t intend to shoot the woman, he just wanted to scare her a little so she’d give in. Cause, you know, having a gun pointed at you is hot. He intended to shoot the mattress where the wifey was sitting, he said, but ended up hitting her in the ass and hip.

The couple’s roommate said she heard two gun shots, and when she went to see what happened, Royce pointed the gun at her. She says she convinced him to let her call to get his wife medical help.

When officers arrived at the home, Royce said, “I shot her and the gun is in my room.” He then said he felt bad when he realized she had actually been shot.…

Albuquerque, NM — After basically feeding a neighbor’s Shih Tzu to a couple of pit bulls, 30-year-old Marvin Riley reportedly chuckled and told police, “it’s just something he does.”

Riley’s South Valley neighbors have reason to believe the man set out to terrorize the entire neighborhood Tuesday.

He started his reign of terror by kicking in the door of one neighbor’s home, then beating him profusely in the face with a pair of pliers.

He then ended up in Bernadette Salazar’s yard. He scooped up her lap dog, Charlie Brown, and threw him into another neighbor’s yard. The two pit bulls that live at the home then destroyed the little ball of floof.

The owners of the pit bulls tried to pull their dogs away, but it was too late. Salazar holds no ill will toward the owners of the pit bulls, they were as shocked and devastated as she was.

“They tried to protect my dog, they tried to, but it just happened too fast,” Salazar said.

Riley is being held without bond, in the infirmary at the Metropolitan Detention Center.…

MUSKEGON COUNTY, MI – A 19-year-old mother has been accused of sexually abusing her infant son and using him to produce child pornography.

Jazmine Nichole Pacyga has been charged with first degree criminal sexual conduct and manufacturing child sexually abusive material after admitting to performing oral sex on her 3-month-old baby.

I can’t find a lot of details regarding how she was caught, but I am assuming – going by the charges against her – Pacyga is another of many women we have featured on the site who have sexually abused their children on camera.

Pacyga is being charged as a second-time habitual offender because of a prior conviction for felony home invasion. These latest charges could see her getting life behind bars if convicted.

Since her parental rights have been suspended due to her “drunkenness and neglect,” and because she has been lodged in the Muskegon County Jail on two felony charges, her son has been placed in the custody of DHHS. Efforts are currently underway to determine the baby’s father.…

Washington DC — Convicted sex offender Matthew Stager is back in police custody after failing to show up at a transitional center after his release from prison.

Why, yes… I am posting this story based on the mugshot alone.

In addition to having a rap sheet that includes drug charges, assault, theft and defacing public property, 45-year-old Matthew Stager is also a convicted sex offender. He pleaded guilty to one count of indecent liberties with a minor girl back in 1999.

Ordered to register as a sex offender for life, Stager has been jailed countless times (8) for failing to register. As a matter of fact, he just finished a 5-year sentence for failing to register.

Stager was released from the Federal Correctional Complex in Petersburg, VA., on February 2nd and was escorted to the Richmond International Airport. He was ordered to fly to Austin, TX., where he was to check into a halfway house. Surprisingly, he never caught that plane.

His mugshot hit the internet, and the US Marshals asked for help in tracking the handsome fella down.…

Natalie, PA — A 56-year-old woman has died from a combination of trauma injuries and hypothermia after getting her arm stuck in a clothing donation box.

Judith Permar was apparently using a step ladder to reach into the box to remove the articles inside, police say. The ladder collapsed, which led to door slamming down on her left arm, breaking both the arm and the wrist. Permar, unable to free her arm, was left hanging from the box.

“She was fishing bags out and the ladder she was standing on gave way and she couldn’t get her hand loose,” Mount Carmel Township Police Chief Brian Hollenbush said.

Police say Permar went fishing for the clothing sometime around 2:00 Sunday morning and was found approximately six hours later.

Bags filled with clothing and shoes were reportedly found in the immediate vicinity, her black Hummer still idling nearby.

This wasn’t her first visit to the box that killed her…. police had received a report of a woman who was driving a black Hummer removing items from the bin back in November.…

Woman Shoots Boyfriend In Fight Over Cold Taco

February 9, 2017 at 5:01 am by  

Houston, TX — A woman upset with the temperature of her food truck taco has been accused of shooting her boyfriend.

According to authorities, the unidentified couple hit up a food truck just before 2:00 Monday morning. The taco the woman ordered was apparently a little on the cool side.

The woman got kinda pissy when the man in the window refused to warm said taco.

The boyfriend told the woman to calm down, and that’s when the gun came out and he got shot.

He apparently didn’t read the “Boyfriend Handbook.” Article 5 — Section 74-5-2(b) clearly states: “Do not tell the woman to “Calm down.” Especially if the word calm is used with a capital C. Even more especially if food is involved.” (Rule subject to change at any moment). I kid. There is no handboook… we make that shit up as we go along.

It is unclear at this point exactly where the man was shot. He is, however, expected to survive.

It is also unclear exactly who the woman was aiming(?) for, and whether the shooting was purely accidental.…

Cincinnati, OH — A 20-year-old woman is accused of raping her 4-year-old son, and because the disgusting dick sneeze is apparently ignorant, the cops have it all on video.

Authorities claim India Kirksey not only raped the child, but she live streamed the act on a social media site called Periscope. (I, for one, had no idea what Periscope was, so I kindly googled that shit for you guys. It is a mobile app that lets you stream live video to whomever you choose).

An unidentified viewer somewhere in Texas apparently stumbled upon the recording (ew) and contacted authorities in Cincinnati.

Police believe the incident occurred on or around January 4th of this year. When questioned, Kirksey apparently copped to performing oral sex on the child.

She’s been charged with forcible rape and is being held in the Hamilton County jail on $350,000 bond.

And here’s her Facebook, if anyone’s interested. According to a couple of the several lovely comments that have been left for her, there are a couple in which people claim that Kirksey has mental issues.…

GAITHERSBURG, MD — Police have accused a 20-year-old mother of killing her four-year-old daughter after an argument over teeth brushing.

On January 26, Iris Hernandez Rivas called 911 and said she found her daughter face-down in the bathtub, “unresponsive with her hands clenched at her side.”

When first responders arrived at her apartment, Hernandez Rivas reportedly told them her daughter had been in the shower for 15 to 20 minutes when a noise from the bathroom prompted her to check on her child.

After finding her daughter face-down in the tub, she took her out and put her on the bedroom floor. She then called her boyfriend and her brother for help before calling 911 an hour after finding her daughter.

Paramedics took the child to the hospital in serious condition where medical staff found “reddish bruising on multiple regions of her body,” an injury to her brain, a “small liver contusion” and “patterned injuries that are the result of blunt force trauma with an object.”

When confronted about the injuries, Hernandez Rivas admitted she kicked the child in the stomach because she was angry that she wouldn’t brush her teeth.…

Columbus, OH — Jessica Pickett, 22, was charged with misdemeanor falsification after allegedly reporting that her car had been stolen with her 4-year-old daughter inside.

Pickett apparently called 911 and told police she had left her child, Janylia, sleeping in the backseat of her car while it warmed up Monday morning. She left the child in the car, she said, so she could round up her other children. When she returned, the car and her daughter were gone.

An Amber Alert was issued. Cell phones alerted, officers searched, tips started coming in. One tip, though, blew Pickett’s story to shit.

“I am trying to call in about that Amber Alert,” the caller said. “She is not missing. She is at her Aunt’s house.”

And she was. Unharmed. She’d been at the aunt’s house since the night before.

When confronted, Pickett reportedly admitted to officers that she had lied. She had just hoped the police would make finding her stolen car a priority.

Pickett was issued a summons and Janylia and her two siblings, ages 5 and 2, were taken into protective custody.…

Lynwood, WA — An unidentified 24-year-old woman was arrested Sunday after allegedly stabbing her Craigslist date, in a failed attempt to become a serial killer.

Police were called to a Walgreen’s store late that evening, where they found the woman’s 29-year-old victim with a stab wound to the chest.

The man told police he and the woman met on Craigslist after he made a post seeking friendship, and maybe some dating, but not sex. He said the two ended up at the Rodeo Inn, where he paid for a room. Probably most definitely not for sex, though.

They were lying on the bed together, he said, just talking, and the woman kept asking him if he was a serial killer. His answer, each time, was no.

After he told her “no” the last time, he says, the woman climbed on top of him and said, “Well, I am a serial killer!” and then proceeded to stab him in the chest with a pocket knife.

He managed to fight her off and escaped with a 1-2 inch laceration on his chest.…

LILBURN, GA – A 7-year-old boy is recovering after two pit bulls attacked him and ripped off both of his ears.

On Christmas Eve, 7-year-old Ethan Fain was playing with his dog in the back yard of his grandmother’s house when two of the neighbor’s pit bulls pulled him over a fence and began mauling him.

His mother heard his screams and jumped the fence to stop the attack, but by that time, one of Ethan’s ears was hanging off and the other had been ripped off completely.

Ethan was rushed to the hospital where he would spend a few weeks recovering from 300 stitches across his back, neck and shoulders. Doctors were able to sew one of his ears back in place, but have sewn his right ear into the skin of his abdomen for a future reattachment surgery.

He has been home from the hospital for a few weeks but still needs regular medical care, including future reconstructive surgeries and seeing doctors for his post-traumatic stress disorder.

“Ethan still has nightmares and panic attacks related to the attack,” his mother said.…

TOLEDO, OH – A father got two years in prison for taking part in an attack on a 13-year-old boy who propositioned his daughter on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship.

The incident happened in 2015 after 33-year-old Jason Lawson and his brother-in-law, Arturo Martinez, attacked the boy in the ship’s library.

What sparked the attack was an incident that happened a couple of days earlier, when Martinez heard the boy offer Lawson’s daughter a keychain for her virginity while they were hanging out with other kids.

Lawson made the boy apologize to his daughter at that time. No harm, no foul. But when Lawson and Martinez ran into the teen a few days later in the ship’s library, they took things too far. Way too far.

According to the teen, Martinez yelled at him for a bit before pinning him against a wall. Martinez made the boy take off his pants before taking off his own. Now wearing only their underwear, Martinez held the boy face down on a couch by his neck while simulating a sex act on the teen.…

BURLINGTON, NJ – Police have arrested a woman after she threw a 5-year-old girl in front of an approaching train.

The incident happened Friday night after a bus driver called police to report a suspicious woman at the New Jersey Transit platform.

When officers approached the woman, identified as 20-year-old Autumn Matacchiera, she grabbed a random 5-year-old girl who had been standing nearby with her mother.

Matacchiera then gave the girl the ol’ heave-ho, tossing her onto the tracks as a train approached.

Luckily, police were able to get in front of the train to signal it to stop as the boyfriend of the girl’s mother got the girl to safety.

The girl was taken to the hospital to treat a facial cut and some bruising, while Matacchiera was taken to a hospital for a mental health evaluation.

Once she is released, she will be taken to jail on an attempted murder charge.…

WARMINSTER, PA — Police have arrested a fifth man in connection to a group of men who have been accused of repeatedly sexually abusing a boy while dressed in animal costumes.

According to police, 57-year-old Kenneth Fenske began sexually abusing a 9-year-old boy in 2009 while at “furry” parties he hosted at his home.

The boy said Fenske dressed up as a Red Fox called “Lupine” and would take him upstairs during the parties and sexually abuse him. The boy said the abuse occurred multiple times over a seven-year period.

Fenske was arrested on Friday and charged with rape of a child, involuntary deviate sexual intercourse with a child and unlawful contact with a minor. Along with Fenske, police also arrested David Parker, 38; Jeffrey Harvey, 40; Craig Knox and Stephen Taylor in connection with the case.

Parker, who reportedly was the one who took the boy to the parties, is charged with child rape, possession of child pornography and other related offenses. Harvey is charged with unlawful contact with a minor, criminal use of a cell phone, involuntary deviate sexual intercourse and statutory sexual assault.…

Houston, TX — Criminal charges have been filed against 49-year-old Pete Hernandez, a former HISD substitute teacher, months after the man was accused of inappropriate behavior with three first grade girls.

According to HISD, the allegations of misconduct were first reported to school officials in November. He was removed from campus and the investigation began.

The three girls told authorities Hernandez kissed them on the mouth, touched their chests, and made them sit on his lap.

Though Hernandez initially denied touching any of the kids, he soon changed his story.

He admitted to having sexual thoughts about the girls as they were sitting on his lap, authorities claim. He had the girls straddle his legs and he moved them side to side and back and forth, as he taught them about “force of motion.”

The kissing? That was an accident, people! Hernandez was simply too close to the girls while he was talking, and his tongue just kinda accidentally fell into their mouth. *barfs* That’s his story and he’s sticking to it.…

LOS ANGELES, CA – Days after being arrested for an alleged sex crime, an aspiring actor broadcast his suicide on Facebook’s livestream.

Frederick Jay Bowdy was building an acting career, including a role in the 2016 film, Prepper, some television roles, and was in the middle of starring in a sports film, Going Vertical.

To make ends meet, the 33-year-old father of at least six children also worked as an exotic dancer in Hollywood. But everything changed for Bowdy last Thursday after he was arrested in Santa Clarita on suspicion of sexual assault.

Not a lot of details on the sexual assault allegation, but he was the following day after posting $100,000 bail, according to Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Sgt. Janice Banks.

Days later, Bowdy was using Facebook’s livestream to broadcast from inside his car, telling anyone watching that he was going to commit suicide. This prompted an out of state family member to call police.

However, before authorities could intervene, Bowdy fatally shot himself in the head while sitting in his vehicle.…

Boy, 14, Blackmailed Teacher For $28k After Sex

January 26, 2017 at 3:44 am by  

Dallas, TX — Thao “Sandy” Doan, a teacher at Raul Quintanilla Sr. Middle School in Dallas, is facing charges of sexual assault for allegedly banging a 14-year-old student on multiple occasions. That student, police say, went on to extort approximately $28,000 from the woman in exchange for his silence.

The allegations came to light earlier this month after the boy’s mother found some inappropriate text messages from Doan on her son’s phone, as well as cash. The woman then spoke with school administrators, informing the principal that the payments from Doan to her son must stop. She also provided screenshots of messages showing that her son asked for money.

“Anit [expletive] watch ima start getting the pics and everything ready … to show the cops right I anit playing,” one message read.

The boy’s mother, who initially thought her child was selling drugs, not sleeping with and extorting his teacher, told investigators the boy started acting up right about the time he started seeing his teacher for extracurricular activities.

“At times, he started getting into drugs, drinking, leaving the house.…

Fight Over Juice Box Leads To A Stabbin’

January 26, 2017 at 3:41 am by  

St. Augustine, FL — One man is sporting a disfigured jaw, and another is looking at jail time after a fight broke out between roommates Tuesday. A fight over a juice box.

Tavage Tobler, 18, and his 44-year-old roomie reportedly got into it after the roomie helped himself to Tobler’s Minute Maid Fruit Punch juice box.

The real insult, according to Tobler, was when the victim started pointing his finger at Tobler’s face.

Tobler admitted to police that the two fought, but denied stabbing the victim. He claims he merely punched the guy. The police, however, disagreed.

According to the arrest report, the victim was stabbed in the jaw and is now permanently disfigured. Tobler has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Bond has been set at $5,000.

Believe it or not, this isn’t the first time we’ve covered a story involving a juice box and a stabbing. A five-year-old was accused of doing the same damn thing back in 2012… he had more victims, though.

Over a juice box.…