In The Mean Time...
StPetersburg, FL – A desk clerk at an apartment complex thought the body of a 96-year-old woman found in the parking lot was an April Fool’s prank, so he tossed her body in a dumpster.
While taking a smoke break, 61-year-old Ronald Benjamin noticed the woman’s body lying in the parking lot. Thinking it was a mannequin placed there as an April Fool’s prank, Benjamin finished his cigarette and returned to his desk.
What he did not know was the body was not a prank. The body belonged to a 96-year-old woman who had been suffering from depression and had jumped to her death from the 16th floor.
A couple hours later, at around 6:30 a.m., another employee saw the woman’s body and told Benjamin about it. He told her not to worry, explaining to her that it was just a prank. A mannequin probably placed there by some drunks after the bars closed.
When a teen stopped by to deliver the paper, Benjamin asked him if would help dispose of the mannequin.…Continue Reading
Las Vegas, NV — This has got to hurt book sales. A Las Vegas woman who published a book entitled Foster Care: How to Fix this Corrupted System, was accused of depriving her three adopted daughters of food, refusing to let them go to the bathroom, and beating them.
Janet Solander, 53, racked up a slew of serious child abuse and sexual assault charges. Her husband and daughter faced criminal charges as well.
According to public records in Nevada, Solander’s adopted daughters are sisters aged 9, 11, and 12. They had been in foster care since 2010 and were adopted in 2011. Solander also took care of four other foster children who were removed in February.
Child Protective Services caught up with the sisters after they had been sent to a boarding school in Florida. There the girls told authorities about the abuse and that they feared their adoptive mother would kill them if they returned to Las Vegas.
According to investigators, the girls were forced to sleep on bare boards without any pillows or blankets.…Continue Reading
Edinburgh – On Tuesday, 12-year-old Keane Wallis-Bennett was killed when an internal wall inside the gym at Liberton High School collapsed on top of her.
Keane suffered major upper-body injuries when a wall next to the showers in the gym collapsed on top of her as she changed for PE. Witnesses stated she screamed that she could hear something falling, but she was unable to get out of the way.
Staff and emergency services were unable to save her and Keane was pronounced dead at the scene. Police and health and safety officials have began investigating the circumstances surrounding Keane’s death and how the wall, built as a partition, collapsed.
The school had been surveyed by Edinburgh City Council and found to need ‘significant’ work. The local authorities did not have the money needed to fix all the problems found with all of their schools at once, so they adopted a “prioritization” scheme. This led to Liberton High being placed behind other schools needing work.
The wall that collapsed was not identified as a problem when the school was surveyed, but students said the wall had been “wobbly” for months and that they’d warned teachers about it.…Continue Reading
LEAGUE CITY, TX — On the same morning a Texas woman was killed by two pit bulls, a mother and her 2-year-old daughter were hospitalized after being attacked by a pit bull the mother was watching for her boyfriend.
Police say 23-year-old Chelsi Camp was watching the pit bull for her boyfriend at the Avana at Southshore Apartments when the dog began attacking her daughter Mackenzie. Camp was attacked when she tried protecting her daughter. When she was unable to get the dog off her daughter, she called 911.
When police arrived, the dog was still attacking Camp and her daughter and had them trapped in a bathroom.
“Our officers responded out there to the apartment complex and got into the apartment and found the dog, a pit bull was still attacking them,” said Officer Reagan Pena with the League City Police Department. “Our officers had to shoot the dog in order to stop it.”
Camp was transported to the hospital by ambulance, suffering from injuries to her hands and arms.…Continue Reading
Dorothy Hamilton was found by her son on Monday, lying in a pool of blood on her living room floor with two aggressive pit bulls next to her. The two dogs were owned by Hamilton’s son that he’d been keeping locked in a bedroom for several months.
Police say there is evidence that the dogs broke through the bedroom door before attacking and killing Dorothy.
Some neighbors say that the dogs were aggressive and that they’d had run-ins with them in the past. “One of those pit bulls charged all the way down the road to where that truck is at me and my dog. That’s been about two years ago and I haven’t walked since. It was very frightening,” said Emma Glenn.
Both of the pit bulls, along with six pit bulls being kept outside the home, were taken to a Kaufman County Sheriff’s Department facility.…Continue Reading
HOLMES COUNTY, MS – Authorities have identified the 3-year-old boy who was mauled to death by two pit bulls on Monday afternoon, as Christopher Malone.
The two pit bulls are kept outside in a chain-link dog pen, but somehow were able to break out of the enclosure and attack the toddler as he was outside playing.
“The dog just jumped him and took him down and drugged him in the back and killed him, ate him up,” said Lucy Mayze, Malone’s aunt.
The boy’s mother noticed Malone was not in the mobile home playing with other children and went outside to look for him. She found him being mauled by the family’s two pit bulls in the back yard. When she tried to intervene, she was attacked as well.
Family members say they’ve owned the dogs since they were puppies, and that they have been around children their entire lives and have never been violent. “They never been no real viscous dog they never bit nobody they never jumped on nobody around here,” said Mayze.…Continue Reading
SAN DIEGO, CA — Police in California shot and killed three pit bulls after they went on a rampage in a quiet neighborhood Tuesday morning and and attacked three people.
At around 8:30 a.m. yesterday morning, a 78-year-old Edgardo Manimtim was attacked by the dogs after he went outside to get his newspaper. “I fell down and they made a steak out of me,” said Manimtim.
Luckily, Manimtim was able to fight the dogs off but suffered bites to his face, legs and and arms in the process. The dogs then turned their attention on 60-year-old Norma Williams, who was walking to church.
The pit bulls surrounded her and started attacking, ripping her pants and biting her ankle. She managed to fend them off with an umbrella and got away by scaling a neighbor’s fence. Then the dogs attacked 19-year-old Michael Ward, a teenager who stepped outside of his home to see what Williams was yelling about.
“She was trying to get away from three large pit bulls,” Ward said.…Continue Reading
Zambia — I normally wouldn’t post anything from Zambia because, face it, they do some weird ass shit over there — kinda like Florida, but without all the face eating. Anyways, because it’s a slow news day and it’s been a slow couple of weeks, I figured I’d give it a go. And, well, because GENITALS.
A man in Chipata is missing three toes and all of his cock-n-balls after apparently allowing a hyena to snack on him. Why would he allow such a thing, you ask? Because a witch doctor told him that sacrificing body parts was the best(?) way to get rich.
“I came from Malawi and when I arrived in Chipata I met some business persons who told me that the best way to become rich was to sacrifice parts of my body,” said Chamangeni Zulu. “I went to a bush where I was instructed to be naked and a hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten.”
After making his deposit, Zulu crawled to a road where he was picked up by passing police officers.…Continue Reading
From what police are saying, Roger Smith walked out of his home Sunday afternoon and popped a cap in that dad-blasted whippersnapper’s ass from across the street.
“We did not see any provocation by the victim,” said Perry Township Police Chief Michael Pomesky. “There was no interaction between the two. The victim was going about his own routine.”
There were prior reports of some bad blood between Smith and someone else that lived in the home, but the victim was not a part of those disputes.
Smith has been charged with felonious assault, discharging a firearm on or near prohibited premises, and improperly discharging a firearm at or into a habitation. Bond was set at $500,000.
No word on the condition of the victim.…Continue Reading
Minneapolis, MN – After shooting his son to death during an argument about cable television, an 84-year-old man reportedly told police he wasn’t about to settle the matter in some foolish courthouse — nope, he was gonna settle that argument once in for all in the afterlife.
According to police, Pang Se Vang was upset that his son, 36-year-old Chue Vang, refused to have cable television installed in the home they shared. Chue basically told his father that if he didn’t like it, he could move the fuck out. My house, my rules kinda thing….
Anyway, instead of moving out, Pops apparently armed himself with a shotgun and put a new hole in Chue’s chest Monday evening. Another shot was fired when Pang’s eldest son disarmed him, but there were no other injuries.
Left without a gun, Pang locked himself in his room. When police arrived on scene, Pang made it very clear that he was armed with knives. When officers requested that he exit the room with his hands up, Pang responded that he couldn’t, he had stabbed himself in the chest.…Continue Reading
Chelsea, OK – A couple in Oklahoma have been accused of abusing two of their children, and keeping a 4-year-old boy locked in a dog cage for as long as 14 hours a day.
On Oct. 13, a social worker paid a visit to the home of 33-year-old Suzanne Satterfield and 31-year-old Johnathon Lee. The visit must have been unannounced, because when the worker walked into the residence, she found the couple’s 4-year-old son locked inside a small dog cage.
Police were called and the couple were taken into custody. During their interview with police, they explained that they locked the boy in the cage as a form of discipline and to keep him from harming himself. They estimated they kept the boy locked in the cage as long as 14 hours a day.
Lee told the police the boy would get up at night and there were exposed wires in the bedroom that he was afraid the boy may electrocute himself. He figured it was a hell of a lot easier to stick the kid in a cage than it was to fix the electrical issue.…Continue Reading
City of Beacon, NJ – Police arrested 33-year-old Edwina Negron on Wednesday after they, and other witnesses, watched as she repeatedly threw her infant daughter onto the ground.
Police were called to the intersection of Verplanck Avenue and Willow Street after witnesses described watching Negron twice throwing her 8-month-old daughter to the ground. When police arrived on the scene, they observed a “highly intoxicated” Negron throwing the child onto the ground again and watched as the baby’s head hit the sidewalk.
Negron was taken into custody and her daughter was taken to the hospital to be treated for “non-life-threatening injuries,” said Detective Sgt. Lou Lucato of the Beacon Police Department. The girl is now in the custody of Dutchess County Child Protective Services.
Negron would later test positive for cocaine, opiates, methadone and marijuana. She was charged with second-degree assault and endangering the welfare of a child. She’s currently sobering up in the Dutchess County Jail on $100,000 bail or $250,00 bond.
We’ve had multiple stories involving mothers throwing their babies on the ground, but one that I always remember is the one caught on a Australian surveillance camera back in 2010.…Continue Reading
HOUMA, LA – Police called the pit bull that mauled 4-year-old Mia DeRouen to death a monster, shooting it 13 times to stop it from attacking.
The attack happened in a Houston apartment Tuesday night as Mia and her mother were watching television. According to Mia’s mother, 27-year-old Megan Touchet, the 130 pound pit bull attacked the girl without warning.
Mia’s mother was also attacked by the dog, named Niko, when she tried to intervene. She managed to grab Mia and lock herself in a bedroom, handing Mia out a window to responding police. Mia would later die at the hospital from fatal wounds to her head, face and torso. She would have turned five next week.
Officers initially shot Niko three times as the attempted to enter the apartment, but had to shoot him an additional 10 times when Niko attacked them once they gained entry.
“The pit bull was running loose inside the apartment acting in a very vicious manner,” said Houma Police Chief Todd Duplantis. “Officers used lethal force by shooting the dog to eliminate the threat of additional injuries.”
Terrebonne Parish President Michel Claudet said Niko was one of two pit bulls in the apartment.…Continue Reading
Phoenix, AZ — A couple of shitstains out in Phoenix were arrested this week for allegedly neglecting and/or refusing to feed their 9-month-old son. Kid tipped the scales at a whoppin’ 7 pounds during a recent medical exam.
On March 19, when the child was seen by medical staff, his father, 32-year-old Ryan Morris, reportedly told police he had not been fed since the beginning of March.
Mom, 27-year-old Veronica Diaz, reportedly told police she ran out of formula on March 12, and had been giving the child one bottle of water during the day and a little bit of regular milk before bed up until the 19th.
When asked why she didn’t feed the child, Diaz first responded with “I don’t know.” At which point I would have lunged across the table and pummeled her stupid face. She then claimed that she had no money. And, dammit, she had four other kids that had to be fed and taken care of, so she just kinda “gave up” on the littlest one.…Continue Reading
GUILTY! OFF WITH HER HEAD!
It all started when Cameo Crispi’s ex called police on March 14 to complain that he had received numerous texts and phone calls from her within the range of one hour, and he really wanted her to knock it the fuck off already. He also told police he didn’t want Crispi at his home. Crispi. Heh.
An officer was dispatched to the man’s home and found smoke pouring out the front door. Inside, an “impaired” Crispi.
When the officer stepped inside the man’s home, he noticed a wood stove left open with a fire burning inside and hot coals on the floor around the stove. And on the kitchen stove, claimed the officer, there was a cookie sheet with about a pound of bacon on it. Now, bear with me, people….. this part of the story is extremely difficult for me.…Continue Reading
COEUR d’ALENE, ID – Police have arrested 14-year-old Eldon Samuel III and charged him with the brutal murder of his father and younger brother.
Police say Samuel called 911 Monday night to report a shooting had occurred at his family’s home. When police arrived, they found Samuel at the residence, along with the dead bodies of his father, Eldon Samuel Jr., 46, and his younger brother, Jonathan Samuel, 13.
Authorities say a handgun, shotgun, knife and machete were used in the murders, and that Samuel shot his father in the head and then shot, stabbed and cut his younger brother.
Samuel was arrested at the scene and charged with two counts of first-degree murder. The Kootenai County Sheriff’s Office said the teen will be charged as an adult. Samuel is currently being held in the Kootenai County Public Safety Building on a $1 million bond.
Because I have written so many articles regarding teens killing family members, I have warned my kids that if I even perceive them as any form of a threat, I will beat them to death in their sleep without a moment’s hesitation.…Continue Reading
SPARTANBURG, SC - A couple were arrested after a man was accused of hitting his girlfriend with his anger management book and she was accused of stabbing him with a boxcutter.
Police were called to a home Monday night on a domestic disturbance call and found 23-year-old Tyler Ford suffering from a deep cut on his forearm while his girlfriend, 22-year-old Sheelah Thompson, had a bump on her forehead.
Thompson told police that she and Ford got into an argument over their relationship while watching a movie. Thompson said her boyfriend strangled her, hit her with his rolled up anger management book and threatened to kill her.
She added that Ford put her phone in the oven to prevent her from calling for help and “popped” their infant daughter on the legs because she was crying.
Ford’s story was a little different and painted Thompson as the instigator of the argument, as well as the winner of the fight that ensued. He claimed the argument started after he began asking Thompson why she purposely tries to anger him, knowing he takes anger management classes.…Continue Reading
Houston, TX – A Texas middle school teacher is facing sexual assault charges after she was accused of giving a 15-year-old student a blowjob in her classroom.
According to Harris County court documents, police began investigating 43-year-old Corrie Anne Long after a student at Hopper Middle School informed staff that they’d witnessed some odd behavior between Long and one of her math students. They said they witnessed the student smack the teacher on the ass, and had seen Long sitting on the boy’s lap.
When police talked to the student allegedly involved in an appropriate relationship with Long, he told them he had known long since sixth-grade, and that she performed oral sex on him in her classroom last November. After hugging the boy’s penis with her mouth, she told him not to tell anyone or she would lose her job.
Long, who’s been with the school district since 2002, was subsequently removed from her position at the school and is currently on administrative leave. She is not allowed back on campus pending the outcome of the police investigation.…Continue Reading
CAPE CORAL, FL – Autumn Glick is facing a felony charges after the 32-year-old allegedly got upset with an elderly customer at Lowe’s and assaulted him in the parking lot.
On March 20th, police were called to the store after a verbal confrontation between two customers turned violent. It reportedly started after Glick accused an elderly man of cutting in line at the holding area in the store’s garden area.
Glick began verbally assaulted the man and followed him into the parking lot where she jumped into the bed of the man’s pickup truck and began tossing bags of mulch out of the bed he’d just purchased. Witnesses say she also slapped and kicked the man before leaving.
Several witnesses at the scene described the incident to police, and they were provided with clear cellphone video of the assault that helped them identify Glick as their suspect. When officers arrived at her home, she refused to come out and talk to them because she said she knew she would be arrested and she had no one to care for her children until her husband got home from work.…Continue Reading
PHOENIX, AZ – Police have arrested the mother and stepfather of a 7-year–old boy and accused them both of beating him with a metal pipe.
According to authorities, the boy got into trouble after his mother, Franchesca Castro, picked him up from daycare and found an empty bag of Funyuns in one of the boy’s pockets. He explained that another boy at the daycare had given him the snack, but for reasons unexplained, Castro became very upset.
When they arrived home, Castro told the boy’s stepfather, 25-year-old Jay Cason, about the grievous offense the boy had committed. She then began beating the kid with a large, metal pipe. When she was done, she tagged Cason who entered the ring and beat the boy with the pipe as well.
After he was finished, Cason instructed the boy to go put some ice on his ass. When the boy dropped some ice, Cason hit him again.
No word on who called the Phoenix Fire Department, but four days later they responded to a report of a boy with severe injuries to his back.…Continue Reading