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AUGUSTA, Maine – Police say a man currently in jail for his role in a Massachusetts triple homicide previously served time in prison after an assault in which he licked a teenager’s blood and claimed to be a vampire — and his facial tatts, piercings and body modifications on display in his mugshot are making him quite the online sensation.
Caius Veiovis, 31, along with Adam Lee Hall, 34, and David Chalue, 44, has been charged with three counts of murder, kidnapping and witness intimidation after the men allegedly murdered then disposed of the bodies of 44-year-old David Glasser, 58-year-old Edward Frampton, and 47-year-old Robert Chadwell.
The murders were allegedly an attempt to keep Glasser from testifying against Hall, a ranking member of the local Hells Angels, in his upcoming trial for kidnapping, assault and battery and witness intimidation. Not surprisingly, Veiovis is no stranger to the justice system.Continue Reading
Pooler, GA - A woman found unconscious in a McDonald’s bathroom last Wednesday died shortly thereafter from asphyxiation due to carbon dioxide leaking through the walls from a faulty gas line leading to a soda fountain.
Firefighters were called when two women were found in the restroom completely out. Initial investigations pointed to
Knoxxxious noxious fumes released by cleaning chemicals, however that was ruled out after the autopsy of 80 year-old Anne Felton from Ponte Vedra, Florida showed death by suffocation. Imagine drowning on dry land…
Carbon dioxide (not to be confused with the super-deadly carbon monoxide) is generally harmless. We produce it as a product of oxygen consumption, and it is then used by plants who produce oxygen. This is called ‘The Circle of Life’ and has nothing to do with this story other than to tell you that carbon dioxide usually doesn’t kill people and to reference The Lion King.
Carbon dioxide is so harmless we use it to make bubbles in our soda, which is exactly what the carbon dioxide in this McDonald’s would’ve been doing if it weren’t for a leaky line.…Continue Reading
Mom Charged With Encouraging Fight Between 12-Year-Old Girls Before Assaulting Another 12-Year-Old GirlSeptember 15, 2011 at 9:10 am by Morbid
Long Island, NY – Here is my second story today involving a grown woman fighting with a teen girl, and the second one this week involving a woman egging on a fight between her daughter and another girl.
Daphne Melin, a 32-year-old mother of three who takes perfect pictures for news sites to use, was arrested after a video emerged of her egging on a fight between two 12-year-olds before attacking another 12-year-old who tried to stop the fight.
Reportedly, the fight was the result of Melin’s daughter being cyber-bullied on Facebook. She told reporters that after exhausting all her options in attempts to have it stopped, she took matters into her own hands and arranged a fight between her daughter and the alleged bully outside of William Floyd Elementary School.
Some reports say that one of the girls seen in the video is Melin’s daughter while others say it is a girl standing in for her daughter. Another report says that it is Melin’s daughter fighting a girl standing in for the alleged bully — echoing another story we posted this year.…Continue Reading
FT. LAUDERDALE, FL – I’ve got two stories this morning involving adult women fighting with teenagers, starting with one from last week involving 23-year-old Cynthia Haynes, accused of boarding a school bus and punching two students.
A little earlier, Haynes’ 11-year-old sister had walked home and told her she had gotten into a fight with another 11-year-old girl at a bus stop.
Haynes and her little sister then got into a car and began driving around looking for the school bus. Once they found it, the 11-year-old entered the bus and began fighting with the 11-year-old she had fought with at the bus stop.
Reportedly enraged, Haynes decided to intervene and boarded the bus, storming past the driver.
During her intervention, Haynes slapped the 11-year-old fighting with her sister, then drags a 14-year-old girl down the center aisle of the bus by her hair. Neither of the two victims were seriously injured but did have some scratches on their faces.
Haynes was arrested and charged with two counts of child abuse and burglary with assault or battery, and one count of conspiracy to interfere with the education process.…Continue Reading
Portage, IN — Police were called by motorists on an Indiana highway who reported seeing a naked woman running along the roadway while being chased by man in a car. Court documents filed by prosecutors described callers saying that the woman was “running for her life.” With a rope trailing her that was still tied around one ankle, she was able to duck into a liquor store. The man in the car, Martin Jonassen, 55, of Elwood, Kansas, reportedly followed her inside.
The clerk in the liquor store described the woman pleading for help and holding on to a set of cooler doors while Jonassen – coming in just seconds after here – grabbed her by the waist and pulled her away. He reportedly took the woman out of the store and threw her into his car.
The police account says that a police officer in the area responded and – seeing Jonassen leaving in his vehicle – blocked Jonassen’s car between the liquor store building and her cruiser. The officer approached the car with her gun drawn, police said, and ordered Jonassen out.…Continue Reading
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK – Police have arrested a man they say was kicking his son in the stomach for making spelling mistakes at school.
Jacob Parnell has been charged with two counts of child abuse after a someone called police claiming that they had seen Parnell kicking the boy in the stomach or punching him in the sides whenever he made mistakes at school.
“(He) gets very mad at me when I do bad at school or if I talk too much at home,” the boy told police.
The witness also told police Parnell kicked his 3-year-old son in the back, knocking him to the ground and causing him to cut his lip.
If the allegations are true, I may just see if this guy wants to be my editor.…Continue Reading
SAN DIEGO, CA – Two 16-year-old boys have pleaded not guilty to raping two teenage girls at knife-point in a San Diego park.
Leonel Contreras and William Rodriguez, both in the country illegally (Dun Dun DUN!), have been charged with 16 felony charges, including kidnapping, rape, sodomy and oral copulation. They were charged as adults and could face 325 years to life behind bars if convicted.
Police say that two girls, ages 15 and 16, had been attending a family birthday party on Sept 3 and walked to a nearby park at around 8:15 p.m.
Prosecutors claim that after walking by Contreras and Rodriguez, who they did not know, the two boys came up from behind and immediately ordered the girls into a secluded area.
There the two boys sexually assaulted the girls at knife-point for 30 to 40 minutes. ”This included every kind of rape you could imagine,” the prosecutor told the judge.
They only stopped their assault when some of the girls’ family members began calling their names. As the accused rode off on a bicycle, they told the girls not to scream or they would come back and hurt them.…Continue Reading
Douglasville, GA — You guys remember the story we posted last month about that 15-year-old who used a samurai sword to kill his great-grandmother? Well he was in court the other day where more details were released, including the fact that the fight started when she would not let him get on the computer.
For those of you too lazy to click the above link, Gevin Prince lost his shit during an argument with Mary Gibbs, his 77-year-old great-grandmother, and stabbed her to death with a kitchen knife and a samurai sword.
When police arrived at the home the teen shared with his grandmother and great-grandmother, they found Prince standing outside with Gibbs laying dead on the lawn. He was wielding the sword in one hand and using a BB gun in the other to shoot at the cops, pausing only to take care of some unfinished business with his great-grandmother.
“Eventually he took the sword and walked over to the great-grandmother, who was already deceased in the front yard, took the sword and said something I couldn’t hear, and raised the sword above his head and thrust into her chest area,” said Lt.…Continue Reading
PALOS PARK, Ill.— Police have arrested a 17-year-old and charged him with the gruesome beating death of his parents.
I’ve been keeping an eye on the murders of 44-year-old John Granat and his 42-year-old wife Maria, as police were informing neighbors that they weren’t in any danger while also mentioning the couple had a teen son. I figured it was only a matter of time before he was charged.
Police received a call from 17-year-old John Granat on Sunday morning, informing them that when he woke up that morning he found the house in disarray and his parents dead.
When police arrived they would find the couple dead in their blood-splattered bedroom. Cook County medical examiner’s office determined that John Granat suffered blunt force trauma to his head and was beaten so severely that his kidney was lacerated. Maria Granat suffered blunt force injuries as well, but unlike her husband, she was stabbed repeatedly.
I would suspect the fact that there was no evidence of forced entry combined with Granat’s multiple, inconsistent stories of what he was doing on the night his parents were beat to death, had police zeroing in on the teen from the onset.…Continue Reading
New York, NY - A man was decapitated on track 18 around 6:45pm Sunday night by an eastbound train at Penn Station.
Not much is known about the man, other than that he no longer has a head, is in his 40′s and may or may not be our old friend Mr. Pickle.
While police are still investigating, it isn’t believed there was any malicious intent involved. At this point they believe he may have
not been able to afford a real haircut simply jumped or fell.
Transit employees have been offered counseling because apparently seeing someone get their noggin taken off by a choo-choo can mess you up a little.
Surprisingly, the whole affair only knocked back the entire transit system by 19 minutes. Perhaps I’m a bit used to the disastrous nature of my home state’s incredibly slow response to anything, but I feel like 19 minutes could be a record for having to mop up a suspected suicide.…Continue Reading
COTTONWOOD, AZ – A woman has been arrested after she was caught wrapping packing tape around her son’s head and mouth in an act of frustration.
A man asked a deputy to check out a Suburban parked at a Circle K as he had seen a woman “duct taping” the mouth and hands of a small child.
The deputy walked over to the vehicle and calmly stood behind 42-year-old Samantha Lyons who was outside the rear passenger door of the vehicle wrapping a crying 7-year-old’s head with clear packing tape.
The child’s mouth was completely taped shut and another female in the front seat of the vehicle was reportedly yelling at Lyons to stop what she was doing.
When Lyons finished and shut the door, she turned around and saw the officer standing there and immediately began crying. She told the deputy that she was trying to quiet her kid and that she had just gotten frustrated.
With the help of another child in the vehicle, the tape was removed from the boy and he was checked for injuries.…Continue Reading
Vanhorn was carrying the tank outside out of a condo while preparing for a diving trip with Sara Swoch, 27, and Brent Stevens, 22, who were also inside the condo at the time of the explosion but were unhurt.
The tank was found split down the middle and lodged in the man’s kitchen ceiling. The explosion destroyed the walls and ceilings of the condo, blew out the doors and windows, and even damaged cars in the parking lot. One car even suffered a door being blown out completely.
A neighbor, 58 year-old Greg Sullivan, rushed over to help what initially appeared to be a man bleeding from the head. When he got closer, though, he saw what he described as a “completely devastating wound” and realized it was too late.
Given the size of the blast, I’d imagine this to be as hopeless as trying to turn Chinese food back into puppies.…Continue Reading
San Diego, CA – Police have arrested a man they say stabbed a younger man in the chest for refusing to have sex with him.
Two men, ages 57 and 28, were in the back of a pickup truck equipped with a camper shell Sunday night.
The older gentlemen demonstrated how frustrated he was regarding the younger man’s refusal to have sex with him by stabbing the younger man in the chest with a knife.
The victim was able to get out of the truck and was found a couple blocks away. He was taken to the hospital to treat his non-life-threatening chest wound.
Police went back to the truck and found the accused sitting inside naked and armed with a knife. After he attempted to stab a police dog, the man barricaded himself inside the truck and began touching himself in front of officers.
“He had a knife in his hand. He also apparently had a chest wound somewhere in the chest or upper abdominal area and he was threatening to hurt himself and was also demanding that officers kill him,” Lt.…Continue Reading
Police were called by a mother who claimed 42-year-old Eric White had inappropriately touched her toddler.
Police would determine that White, who is homeless, had stayed with the family overnight several times before and used those occasions to molest the girl at least five times.
White has been charged with attempted child molestation, as well as class A and class C felonies of child molestation.
When I was a kid, an old man once told me one of the most important things he ever learned in life was that no good deed goes unpunished. He then thanked me for cutting his grass and made me touch his penis.…Continue Reading
Washington, D.C.– 30 year-old Byron Sanchez was sentenced to 6 years in jail after he got busted trying to get his kiddie smut developed at CVS like a dumbass.
Back in February, this waste of sperm contacted a woman in his country of origin, Guatemala. He requested sexually explicit images of a 12 year-old child. He instructed her to simply send the film roll in the mail. Apparently digital cameras haven’t been invented yet.
He then took the roll to CVS to have it developed. It was there that an employee discovered the nature of the pictures and called police. An investigation of Sanchez’s apartment uncovered more pictures of the girl… from when she was ten.
Police believe he had requested pictures of the woman and the girl several times. Sanchez plead guilty to one count of receiving child porn and was handed 10 years of supervised release upon completion of his prison term.
I’m not entirely sure what ‘supervised release’ is, but it sounds like it would make the scenario of Sanchez being found in tiny pieces in an abandoned warehouse at least 20 miles away from my house less likely.…Continue Reading
QUINCY, ILL. – Assault charges will be filed in juvenile court against freshman football players involved in an alleged hazing incident at Flinn Stadium more than two weeks ago.
The incident reportedly involved some freshman football players pinning down a fellow player in a locker room after practice. No other details of the alleged assault have been released, but if you read through all the news article comments, it looks like we have another “teabagging” incident exactly like the one we reported on back in November of last year.
For those of you living under a rock, teabagging is the act of one person placing their genitals on the face of another, or for a visual that more aptly coincides with the name, dunking their balls in another person’s open mouth. It’s not normally done for sexual gratification as much as it’s done for humiliation purposes.
Quincy Police Chief Rob Copley said the incident involved five student athletes who are all the same age and all the same gender. Copley says investigators have identified one of these juveniles as the “primary aggressor”. Several of the accused were suspended from school and the team.…Continue Reading
Indianapolis, Ind. – Last week we reported on two separate incidents in which men got involved in fights involving their teen sons. One I did not get to involved two mothers who have also found themselves in legal trouble after video of their two daughters fighting made its way onto Facebook.
Because they were both present at the fight, and were recorded egging their daughters on, they are now facing a felony charges.
Brandy Mills says she drove her teen daughter to Harter Park to talk with Teresa Mendenhall and her teen daughter regarding one of Mill’s younger daughters being bullied. Mills claims “talks” quickly became violent.
As you can see on the video, the two teenagers start scrapping and the one in pink delivers a Jenelle Evans style beatdown on fatty. During the fight, you can even hear Mills making a statement she is now regretting.
“I said I’ll beat the crap out of you if you don’t pretty much take care of her,” Mills told reporter Ann Keil.…Continue Reading
Homewood, Ill. – No, this is not a story about one of my dates. It’s about 63-year-old Janet Hardt who injected hot beef fat into her face, only to be pronounced hours later at the hospital.
Hardt had become obsessed with a cosmetic procedure she had developed herself, in which she would boil beef, extract the fat and then inject it around her mouth and chin in an attempt to simulate Botox.
She performed this technique on multiple occasions, but on Thursday she went to the hospital shortly after injecting the beef fat into her face, complaining that her face was burning. She would be dead within hours.
An autopsy performed the next day determined Hardt did not die from her DIY Botox procedure, although her face was infected. She had actually died from a bacterial infection caused by weakened walls in her colon.
Family members told authorities Hardt had undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries to her face and neck. Reports are that even though her face was infected, scarred and grotesque looking, it was almost devoid of wrinkles.…Continue Reading
Seattle, WA – An unidentified man was sent to the Harborview Medical Center after police and firefighters found him in a public park trying to roast his own chestnuts shortly after midnight on Wednesday.
The man, wearing crotch- and ass-less spandex chaps, had built a small fire in a fountain located in Seattle’s Prefontaine Place Park. He was apparently found gyrating over the flames, letting them touch his genitals and buttocks.
When asked just what in hell he was doing, the man said he was having a ‘weenie roast.’ Cue rimshot and laugh track.
Firefighters put out the fire and police brought him to the whacko-basket.
Though there’s no way for us to know what his real intentions were, whether this was some ritual to ward off space aliens or a desperate stunt to sell more spandex chaps, but I’d like to think of him as a sort of performance artist/comedian. I’ve been accused (and rightly so) of reaching too far for joke, but this guy literally put his dick in a fire and then said ‘weenie roast.’ For that, I salute him.…Continue Reading
The incident reportedly occurred early Wednesday morning. Ladd, who was caring for the child at the time, initially told police he “accidentally” spilled boiling water on the child’s feet. When mom arrived home that morning, she discovered the kid’s boiled tootsies and rushed her to the emergency room. The girl, just three months shy of her second birthday, was admitted with second-degree burns to both feet.
Questioned further, Ladd reportedly accepted responsibility for the child’s injuries, telling police he “messed up.”
According to police, the girl woke up at about 3:00 that morning. She wasn’t fussy, wasn’t crying, hadn’t wet the bed…she was just up. Ladd, apparently “frustrated with life,” decided to take that frustration out on the kid. He told police he “picked her up, turned on the water faucet and held her feet under the running hot water.” Court documents say Ladd told police the child was screaming in pain, trying to get away.…Continue Reading