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butt dragHERE, NOW – As usual, thanks to everyone who turned out last night and listened to the Pulpit of Doom Podcast live as myself and Jaded discussed the top 10 stories circulating the week.

These stories included death by cafeteria table, registered sex offenders re-offending, Romanian hut massacres, shovel defense, baby snatching, kid murder plots, and truck stop torture.

We also revealed the top 10 weirdest search phrases people used to find us, discussed DD merchandise progress, and ended things by talking about how shitty Stephen King’s last book was. Hopefully will have a dedicated call-in line setup by next week so those of you who do not want to use Skype will be able to do so.

We have moved off of Blog Talk Radio for podcasting and our new home is now at Spreaker. You can find my profile here, and the Pulpit of Doom podcast page here. You can also keep up to date with all site related news on our Facebook Page, Twitter, or the Demon’s Den forums.…

Carmen Yarira Noriega EsparzaMEXICO CITY – The rotting corpse of 27-year-old Carmen Yarira Noriega Esparza has been discovered inside a city’s filtration tank after residents complained of a “strange taste” in their drinking water.

The aspiring actress was reported missing last January when she did not show up at the clinic where she worked. She had been last seen leaving a gym in the Mexican capital Mexico City in February last year.

Police and her family believed that Esparza may have been kidnapped by a gang and forced into the sex slave business. After police failed to turn up any leads, her friends and family launched a social media campaign and posted photographs of her in public.

Eleven months later, city officials were called to the tank after residents at apartments where Esparza lived complained about their foul tasting drinking water. That’s when they found the source of the bad taste floating inside the tank – Esparza’s body in a high state of putrefaction.

She was identified from implants that she had as a result of a plastic surgery operation.…

Nicole Marie SmithSAINT CHARLES, MO – Police have charged 30-year old Nicole Marie Smith with rape and sodomy after she allegedly had a sexual relationship her son’s 12-year-old friend.

Police were notified by the 12-year-old boy’s mother after she found disturbing texts on his phone from Smith. Some of these messages were Smith telling the boy to delete all messages from her as she feared she would go to jail.

Whe questioned by police, the boy admitted to having a sexual relationship with Smith since April, starting when he was just 11-years-old. He said that he and Smith had sexual intercourse and oral sex multiple times in her home, sometimes while Smith’s son remained in the basement.

Smith was arrested and charged Tuesday with statutory rape and statutory sodomy. She is being held on a $75,000 cash only bond. Court documents state that Smith and the victim both claimed they were in love with each other.

“There was expression from the suspect that she had strong emotional feelings that she was in love with the child and really revealed that there was more to it than the messages,” said Captain David Tiefenbrunn with St.…

Jeffery BaseyHOUSTON, TX – Jeffery Basey, 68, was already in jail facing indecency with a child charges when police say he hired a hit man to kill a witness in his case – his own wife.

According to the Harris County District Attorney’s Office, Basey hired the hit man not knowing he was actually an undercover police officer. Basey was to pay $50,000 in total, and gave the man $5,000 as downpayment on Dec 23.

Investigator’s say Basey’s sister is the one who delivered the money but do not believe she had any knowledge that it was to be used to ensure Basey’s wife, Golda Basey, was murdered.

Why would Basey be so desperate as to hire a hit man to kill his wife while he sat in jail? Probably because she is scheduled to testify against him in the child indecency case that has him sitting in jail in the first place.

Back in September 2014, Basey was charged with three counts of indecency with a child. A month earlier, his wife claimed she woke up to Basey standing near the end of the bed pointing a .38-caliber revolver at her.…

fartTOTTENVILLE, NY - Police have arrested 17-year-old Joquasha Rosado following a beat-down she gave a fellow high school student after he reportedly farted within her comfort zone.

The incident happened at South Richmond High School in Staten Island when Rosado flew into a rage after a 15-year-old classmate’s fart wafted in her direction. Disgusted and highly unamused, she reportedly picked up a metal stool and clobbered him over the head.

She then pummeled him in the face another 15 times with her closed fists. The victim was taken to a local hospital where it took eight staples to close “a bleeding gash that required eight staples,” reported Officer Jennifer Hadley.

Rosado was charged with assault, criminal possession of a weapon and harassment at her arraignment. She is currently out on bond on her own recognizance.

This isn’t the first story we have had on DD in which a fart lead to violence. In 2012, a man reportedly beat his three young children because one of them farted in the car.…

Anthony GulledgeMemphis, TN Anthony Gulledge is currently behind bars after he was accused of nearly beating his girlfriend’s 3-year-old son to death for eating a piece of cheesecake.

According to reports, Gulledge came home Saturday night and found the boy had eaten the last piece of cheesecake. He then dragged the little boy out of his bedroom by his ankles and whipped him until the boy broke a femur and dislocated a vertebrae.

The boy’s mother, Katrina Johnson, said Gulledge beat her son twice that night. Despite this, police say Johnson did nothing to stop the abuse and didn’t take her son for medical attention until the next day.

When admitted to LeBonheur Children’s Hospital, the boy reportedly had bruises all over his body. Police were called and Gulledge was arrested on charges of aggravated child abuse, neglect and domestic assault. Gulledge remains held in Shelby County Jail on $210,000 bond and is denying he beat the boy.

Shortly after I posted this, there was an important update. The boy’s mother has now been arrested.…

Eugene SmithFREDERICK, MD – Police say 87-year-old Eugene Smith was mauled to death by the family pit bull while he was taking down his Christmas tree.

The Frederick County Sheriff’s Office said that on Wednesday, Smith was lying on the floor taking down his Christmas tree when the pit bull attacked. The only other person at the home at the time was Smith’s son’s fiancee, who called 911.

When police arrived at the home, the dog was still attacking Smith. The dog was subdued and later destroyed. Smith was rushed to the hospital with severe injuries to his head and upper body. He would be pronounced dead a short time later.

The family had adopted the 84-pound, 4-year-old brindle from an animal rescue organization in May. County Animal Control Sgt. David Luckenbaugh said they have never received complaints about the neutered male up until it attacked Smith.

“We had no call history to that address, no complaints involving that dog and the dog didn’t come in through our shelter,” the sergeant said.…

LemastersHAPPY VALLEY, OR – Before I start kicking your ass with the real depressing news, I’ll be nice and prime your butthole with a lighter story currently making the rounds.

Police have arrested Joel Lemasters, 26, after they say he threw a peach pie at a woman who refused to give him a cigarette.

According to reports, Lemasters approached the woman at around 8 a.m. and asked to bum a smoke. When she refused, Lemasters got angry and threw a peach pie at her car window and began kicking her vehicle.

“He got really mad and started yelling,” Sgt. Dan Kraus, Clackamas County Sheriff’s Office spokesman said. “Then he wound up and threw a pie at her.”

Police arrived at the scene and found Lemasters trying to assault he woman again. A deputy was able to intervene and throw Lemasters to the ground. He was taken into custody and has been charged with suspicion of harassment, criminal mischief and violating parole from a previous conviction.

Lemasters, who has no permanent address, is currently residing in Clackamas County Jail.…

Walter JohnsonJACKSONVILLE, FL — Police have arrested 60-year-old Walter Johnson after they say he impregnated a 12-year-old relative.

The girl’s family said they’ve known Johnson for over 40 years and that he lived with the girl’s family in 2011 and 2012, and would also help babysit the girl. Police believe Johnson got the girl pregnant the first week of October 2014.

The family found out the girl was pregnant after a medical test on New Year’s Eve. She revealed Johnson was the father and later told police that he had performed several different sex acts on her.

When Johnson found out the girl was pregnant, he called police and threatened to kill himself. He claimed he was diagnosed with schizophrenia and bipolar disorder, and that he was not taking his medication.

Johnson was taken into custody and has been charged with three counts of sexual battery on a person under 18 years of age. He is being held in lieu of a $1.5 million bond and has denied having any sexual contact with the girl.…

Michael BarnesEVANSVILLE, IN – A couple who have no business raising a kid are facing child neglect charges after video was discovered showing the couple telling a one-year-old girl to put a gun in her mouth.

The video was discovered after police were performing a follow up investigation on 19-year-old Michael Barnes. He had been arrested a day earlier after he tried selling a handgun to an undercover officer he met online.

Officers were looking through Barnes’ cell phone when they found video of the baby playing with a gun. You can hear Barnes and the baby’s mother, 22-year-old Toni Wilson, telling the girl to put the gun in her mouth while Barnes tells her to say “bang” several times.

Wilson initially told police the gun was actually an unloaded pellet gun. Evansville police said that’s total bullshit and that the gun was actually a .40 caliber handgun with the magazine removed.

Barnes and Wilson are each facing charges of child neglect and criminal recklessness with a deadly weapon. Barnes is also facing charges for his botched gun sale.…

OxnardOXNARD, CA – Police are looking for a man who entered a home through an unlocked back door and sexually assaulted a 12-year-old boy in his bed.

The boy was sleeping around 4:20 a.m. Friday when the unidentified man entered his room, crawled in his bed and then sexually assaulted him, according to the Oxnard Police Department.

The home intruder ran off after the boy was able to alert his parents who confronted the man and ordered him to leave the home.

Police were called and would find the man had been pretty determined to get inside the home, as they would find several window screens in the back of the home had been cut.

The man has been described as a Hispanic man with a dark complexion, in his 20s, about 6 feet tall with a thin build. Anyone with information on this man has been asked to call the Oxnard Police Department at 805-385-3921.

Gonna have to to be honest when I say had this had happened in my home, this entire story would have been about a homeowner confronting an intruder then shooting him multiple times in the dick.…

Jonathan CrespoHUDSON, FL – Despite being shot three times during a robbery, Thomas Allopenna used a shovel in a gun fight and won.

Allopenna, 26, was leaving the Players Club when 22-year-old Jonathan Crespo approached and fired five shots from a .22 caliber handgun into his driver’s side window.

Shot three times, Allopenna exited his truck and Crespo grabbed him, wiggled his highly manicured eyebrows, and yelled, “Give me all your shit!”

At this point a witness ran to Allopenna’s aid and hit Crespo with a shovel. Despite his injuries, Allopenna then took the shovel, summoned the Power of Greyskull, and used it to beat the ever-living shit out of Crespo’s face.

Crespo was apprehended and has been charged with one count of attempted murder and one count of armed robbery. Allopenna has been charged with being a badass and commended for his ability to take a few bullets before caving in the head of an armed assailant with the broad side of a shovel.

Both Crespo and Allopenna were transported to a hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.…

Judex ColonCHICAGO, IL – Judex Colon is a 32-year-old convicted sex offender who has been charged with sexual assault for allegedly molesting a four-year-old child on a CTA bus after having just registered as a sex offender.

According to police, Colon was on his way home from registering as a sex offender at the Chicago Police Headquarters when he boarded a bus and sat down next to a four-year-old girl who was riding with relatives.

Colon then “placed his hands on the victim over her clothes and then lifted the child’s jacket and continued to inappropriately touch and rub the victim,” according to the state’s attorney’s office. After he was done, Colon got off the bus and ran away.

The girl was so frightened by the assault that she urinated on herself. The girl did not tell anyone what had happened until she got home and told her mother.

Colon was arrested the next day and later identified by a family member of the victim. He has been charged with predatory criminal sexual assault of a victim under the age of 13.…

Aldair HodzaNew Kent County, VA – An Iowa couple, Aldair Hodza and Laura Sorensen, have been arrested following a report of suspicious activity happening in and around an RV in the parking lot of a Pilot Truck stop.

A trucker has been credited for saving a woman after he saw a her peek through an RV window right before being aggressively pulled away. He then heard a commotion happening inside which prompted him to call the police.

When police arrived they found a woman who looked frightened and malnourished. Officers spoke to the woman outside privately and she began to cry, begging the officers to save her from the couple.

The un-named victim claims the couple sexually abused her, branded her back, burned her, and cut her feet. They also forced her to perform oral sex on another man, who had gotten involved with them through an ad on Craigslist.

Details are scarce on how long she had been with Hodza and Sorensen, or where she’d met them. She claimed to not have been fed or given anything to drink in days.…

window abductionSANTA CLARITA, CA — Ethan Odom was arrested Thursday night after the 37-year-old abducted a 3-year-old girl through her bedroom window and was tackled by the girl’s father.

According to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department, Odom removed the screen from the little girl’s bedroom window, leaned in and told her to “come toward him.” After pulling her through the window Odom began running down the street.

Luckily, the girl’s father and uncle heard a commotion and quickly found the girl was missing. They began chasing Odom down the street and quickly caught up to him.

“I actually … ran behind him,” said the girl’s uncle. “I think he heard my footsteps and then he turned around quickly and asked me if this was my daughter.”

The uncle told Odom the girl was his daughter in an attempt to get her back, and Odom handed her back to him before he took off running. But he did not get far – the girl’s father tackled his ass and held him there until police arrived.…

Brendan JordanNEW MILFORD, NJ – A 7-year-old boy was killed inside Berkley Street Elementary School when a folding table attached to a wall fell on his head during a recreational soccer practice.

The accident happened on Wednesday evening inside the school’s gym, which also acts as the school’s cafeteria. When not being used as a cafeteria, fold-down lunch tables and benches, constructed of wood and steel and weighing 100 pounds, are folded into the wall and anchored.

Brendan Jordan was playing with a soccer ball with six of his teammates when he approached one of these recessed benches. For reasons currently unknown, the bench fell out of the wall and struck Jordan in the side of his head. He immediately collapsed and a soccer coach, New Milford police officer Bryan Mone, began administrating CPR.

Despite his attempts, and the attempts of responding emergency services personnel, Jordan would be pronounced dead a short time later after being transported to Hackensack Medical Center.

It is not known if Jordan was messing with the bench before it fell, and School Superintendent Michael Polizzi admitted he didn’t know if the table had been locked properly.…

Elba ElementaryELBA, NY – Police say a group of fourth-graders at Elba Elementary School planned on killing their teacher by exposing her to hand sanitizer.

Three students were involved with the alleged plot that was foiled in December before winter break. Their plan was to coat her personal belongings with anti-bacterial products because they knew she is highly allergic to them.

The plot was uncovered, as the usually are, because one or all of the kids involved talked too much. Word of their plans reached another student who also happens to have a parent on the school board. That parent contacted police.

Youth officers questioned the students the day before they were questioned by Elba School Superintendent Jerome Piwko, School Principal Scott Kapperman and a school counselor. During that meeting, with their parents present, one student stated that her teacher “yells at us and that the class has problems with her.” They also

The principal and school counselor told police the students contradicted themselves because their stories were different than what they said during their meeting with the youth officers.…

AxBAIA MARE, ROMANIA – I don’t normally post stories from other countries, but this one was too messed up to pass up. It’s out of Romania, where a man has been accused of attacking his teen girlfriend, cutting out her tongue and gouging out one of her eyeballs.

Evangelino Colon, 32, flew into a rage when his 17-year-old girlfriend, Filis Orellana, said she wanted to take their six-month-old baby and three-year-old daughter back to her mother’s home. Orellana had moved to her mother’s a few days earlier after Colon beat her inside the couple’s makeshift hut.

Colon allegedly hit Orellana over the head with an ax before repeatedly punching her in the face as she was on the floor. He then used a knife to slice off her tongue and gouge out one of her eyeballs. He did all of this in front of their children.

Police responded to the scene after neighbors heard screaming. Neighbour Alina Medrea said: “I heard this screaming coming from her and then when that stopped I could still hear the kids, and when I ran out to see what was happening I saw him running off with an axe.…