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NEW BRIGHTON, MN – A Minnesota woman isn’t very happy that a judge dropped sexual misconduct charges against a co-worker who jacked off into her cup of coffee.
Pat Maahs said that last August she caught her co-worker standing near her cup of coffee on her desk. The man had a “deer in headlights” look and immediately left the room, she said.
She then noticed that the man had left something behind. “I looked down at the desk and there was a puddle on the desk,” said Maahs. That puddle turned out to be the man’s sperm.
The co-worker would later admit he sweetened up Maahs’ coffee with some of his home-made cream. Maahs doesn’t think this is the first time the man has done this as she says she’d been tasting spoiled coffee over the previous six months.
The man was arrested and subsequently charged with two counts of criminal sexual conduct. But a judge has dismissed those charges, saying that a loophole in the laws meant that what the co-worker did was not illegal.…
TRONDHEIM, NORWAY – A 26-year-old man from Norway is facing seven years in jail after feeding his ex-girlfriend, who was pregnant with his child, a smoothie laced with an abortion drug.
The pair had a short relationship and a child together already, but were no longer together when they met at a party and decided to scrump. This resulted in the woman getting pregnant with his second child and the man suffering from some serious post bang regret.
“He tried several times to convince me to have an abortion but it was not an option for me,” the woman told the court in Trondheim.
Feeling that he had no way out, the man researched abortive medications and purchased the drugs online. He gave the woman the pills under the guise that they were over-the-counter pain killers. His first attempt was unsuccessful and evident at a pregnancy check-up which showed the baby was still developing. He freaked knowing that if a developing child were exposed to these drugs they could be born with severe deformities.…
SOUTH WHITEHALL TWP, PA – Police have arrested 20-year-old Caleb Barnes and his 14-year-old girlfriend after authorities say Barnes stabbed the girl’s mother to death before the pair buried the woman’s body in a shallow grave.
On Friday night, Cheryl Silvonek took her daughter and Barnes to an Eric Church concert. Later that night, the three got into an argument while sitting in a car in Silvonek’s driveway.
No word on what the argument was about, but news reports are alluding to Silvonek not being too happy about her young daughter dating a 20-year-old Army specialist out of Fort Meademan.
Whatever the argument was about, Silvonek lost when Barnes allegedly used a knife to stab her repeatedly in the neck as they sat in the car. Afterwards, Barnes and Silvonek’s daughter drove another car to Walmart where they bought items to clean up the crime scene.
The pair then drove Silvonek’s car with her body inside to a rural road where they buried Silvonek in a shallow grave. While they were sticking the woman in the ground, a neighbor saw the car and went to investigate.…
Dynel Lane Accused Of Cutting Baby Out Of Pregnant Woman’s Womb After Luring Victim With Craigslist AdMarch 19, 2015 at 10:44 am by Morbid
LONGMONT, CO — Police have arrested 34-year-old Dynel Lane after they say she cut a baby out of a pregnant woman after luring the victim to her home under the pretense of selling baby clothes.
The 26-year-old victim, who was seven months pregnant, went to Lane’s home after responding to a Craigslist ad for baby clothes. Once there, police allege Lane attacked the woman and cut her fetus from her womb.
Police say that Lane’s husband drove her and the baby to the hospital where Lane carried in the victim’s dead baby and told hospital staff that she had suffered a miscarriage.
The victim was able to call 911 from Lane’s home where police would find her beaten and stabbed. She was taken to the hospital where she underwent surgery and is expected to survive.
Lane, a mother of two who once had a certified nurse’s aide credential, was arrested and charged with attempted first-degree murder, first-degree assault and child abuse knowingly/reckless resulting in death. Murder charges may or may not be filed against Lane.…
MANHATTAN – A woman was killed Tuesday afternoon as she walked down the street after being hit by a piece of plywood blown from a high-end condo constructions site.
The 37-year-old woman was chatting on her cell phone as she walked along W. 12th St. when wind tore a 4-foot by 8-foot piece of plywood from a nearby security fence surrounding the construction of some luxury condos.
The wood sailed across the street and struck the woman, slamming her head into the wall of a parking garage. She was rushed to the hospital but would die from her injuries. An official cause of death was pending an autopsy.
I find freak accidents like this fascinating, which is why you find so many on the site. We’ve reported on kids getting killed from signs falling in airports, women dying while puking out a car window, and even a woman who drowned while snow skiing after falling into a creek and having her helmet get lodged between two rocks.
Point being, you just never know when your, or someone you know, time is up.…
NEW BERN, NC – Police have arrested 18-year-old Eh Lar Doh Htoo after they say he used a machete to murder three brothers aged 1, 5, and 12, and injure their mother and sister.
Chief Toussaint Summers, Jr. says police received a call Tuesday night regarding a man outside a home with a knife. When officers arrived at the scene they found Htoo and he was taken into custody.
Inside the home of Htoo’s neighbor they would find five family members Htoo had allegedly attacked with a machete-style knife. Two young brothers were dead at the scene, and another brother would die later after being rushed to the hospital.
Their sister and mother were also injured in the attack, but have already been released from the hospital. Their father was at work at the time of the incident.
Eh Lar Doh Htoo is currently in the Craven County jail, held under a $1 million bond. He’s been charged with assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill inflicting serious injury.…
STAMFORD, CT – A 15-year-old boy and 22-year-old James McLamb have been charged with murder after the teen stabbed 52-year-old Antonio Muralles to death because he accidentally spilled coffee on them.
Muralles was exiting the McDonald’s on Bedford Street with a cup of coffee last week, when he bumped into the teen and accidentally spilled coffee on him.
Words were exchanged and the two suspects began to taunt Muralles and hit him with a stick before the teen pulled out a knife and stabbed Muralles.
“Without warning, he was viciously attacked and stabbed through the heart,” Capt. Richard Conklin said during a news conference. “A very heinous, tragic incident.”
Muralles collapsed on the sidewalk and was rushed to the hospital, but would die from his injuries after undergoing emergency surgery.
With the help of a narcotics informant, surveillance cameras, and members of the public that witnessed the incident, investigators were able to quickly identify three suspects.
Police would learn that McLamb, was already in custody in New Haven on an unrelated weapons charge.…
COLLEGE HILL, OH – Police have arrested 20-year-old Deasia Watkins after they say she decapitated her three-month-old daughter early Monday morning.
A group of children are the ones who called 911 after they walked into the home and found Deasia inside with her dead daughter, Janiyah.
Hamilton Co. Coroner Dr. Lakshmi Sammarco said multiple trauma caused the newborn’s death, but sources have confirmed that Janiyah’s head had been severed.
Watkins was arrested and charged with aggravated murder. She was taken to University of Cincinnati Medical Center to undergo a mental evaluation.
Janiyah was recently removed from Watkins’ care and placed with a family member because there were concerns over Watkins’ mental health. When a spokesperson from Hamilton County Job and Family Services was asked to comment, they referred all questions to the prosecutor’s office.
The Cincinnati Police Department Homicide Unit and the coroner’s office are investigating are trying to determine whether anyone else was involved in her death.
“We’re going to go over the evidence that we have, and try and make sense of this murder which, seems to us, is very senseless,” said Sammarco.…
PORT ORANGE, FL — A 17-year-old student at Spruce Creek High School was taken into custody Monday after selling some hash oil brownies to fellow students that sent some of them to the hospital.
According to the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office, the teen sold seven hash oil brownies at school for five bucks each. He told the buyers that the brownies were potent and shouldn’t be eaten at one time.
At least 10 students ate the brownies, with four of them possibly not heeding the teen’s advice and becoming so sick that they required hospitalization. “One of the students was so impaired on Monday that he could barely speak,” deputies said in a hilarious statement.
The student who allegedly brought the batch of brownies was taken into custody after being chased by a campus official and tossing 11 more brownies into a trash can. He’s been charged with four counts of sale and delivery of a controlled substance with intent to distribute and seven counts of culpable negligence.
Last year, because of our asinine drug laws, a 19-year-old with a spotless record was facing life behind bars in Texas after he got busted selling hash oil brownies.…
BALDWIN TOWNSHIP, MN – Michael Gunderson, 32, is facing charges after his two children were found by their mother starving in a crib, and one of them appearing to eat feces.
The children’s mother left for Utah for work, leaving the toddlers, ages 2 and 3, in the care of Gunderson. When she returned two months later, she found the kids alone in a crib inside a home that smelled like piss and was littered with trash and dog shit.
Even worse, the children were “weak and thin” with their rib cages clearly defined. One “appeared to be trying to eat feces,” while another was too weak to even walk.
The mother took her kids to the hospital where medical personnel noted that the children had sores on their bodies and “were diagnosed as being severely malnourished and subject to starvation.” The kids were immediately given fluids by IV, and police were notified about the conditions of the children.
When police interviewed Gunderson, he admitted he left the children at home so he could go to work.…
In case you missed it, Jaded crawled out of the gutter to help my drunk ass deal with power outages and talk about the top 10 terrible stories circulating the site for the last week or so.
These stories included Sasquatch attacks, attacking babies with circular saws, school suicides, school porn, capping ejaculations, angry teens grounded by drunk drivers (again), and Jaded dating men who piss in the kitchen sink.
We did not go over the oddest search phrases that have landed people on the site as I was way too drunk by the end of the podcast. If you’d like to call in during future shows, you can do so at (704) 750-9928.
LEXINGTON, KY – Zachary Shelton is facing some pretty serious charges after the 29-year-old was accused of duct-taping his wife before drawing male genitalia on her face – and even getting their young son to draw on her back.
According to Georgetown police, Shelton’s ex-wife was visiting their son on Sunday when Shelton bound her hands and feet with duct-tape. During the 20 minutes she was restrained, the woman said Shelton drew dicks on her face and forearm, and had their son draw a tattoo on her back.
She also said he slapped her belly, ripped her underwear, and suffered rug burns from Shelton dragging her across the floor.
The police report states that Shelton admitted that he helped his son duct-tape his ex-wife, but “it was all in good fun and there was no ill intent to his actions.” The report also states that investigating officers found a photo of the woman duct-taped.
Zachary Shelton was arrested and charged with kidnapping-adult, fourth-degree assault-domestic violence, third-degree unlawful transaction with a minor and harassment with physical contact.…
BESSEMER, AL – Bessemer police have charged Cassie Townsend after the two-year-old she was caring for died from drinking a grape soda spiked with the woman’s methadone.
Police say that around 1 a.m. Saturday morning, Townsend rushed Demonie Hendon to the hospital after realizing the grape soda she spiked with methadone was missing and Hendon was acting sick.
For those of you unaware, methadone is a medication that reduces withdrawal symptoms in people addicted to heroin or other narcotic drugs. It allows the addict to get high without the associated drug addiction. Methadone is normally not supposed to leave the clinic from where it is dispensed.
By time Hendon was admitted to the hospital, he was unresponsive and placed on life support. Townsend, who is the boy’s aunt or godmother, bonded out of jail after initially being charged with chemical endangerment of a child that morning.
However, Hendon was taken off of life support on Monday, and Townsend was arrested again, charged with chemical endangerment resulting in death. Townsend is currently in the Jefferson County Jail on a $60,000 bond.…
LAKE STEVENS, WA – Two third grade girls from Sunnycrest Elementary School have been suspended after they bypassed Internet filtering software on their school supplied laptops and shared explicit pornographic images with other students while in class.
The two girls were in class using the laptops at the time, says Lake Stevens school district spokeswoman Jamie Taylor. According to the district, the school system subscribes to a filtering software that blocks certain content like pornography, gambling, obscenities, etc.
The girls were able to view the porn due to a change in the search engine that had not been updated by the filtering software company. Regardless, the district says they are standing by their decision to suspend the two girls because instead of alerting their teacher, they shared the images with other students.
Austin Maxwell, the stepfather of one of the girls, isn’t happy with their decision. He says they have parental locks on their home computer that work, and that his daughter only saw the images after searching for words on the urging of another student.…
SPRAGUE, WA – Police are looking for a man whose toddler shopping was foiled after he tried abducting a young child and was chased down the street by the boy’s siblings.
On Sunday, Michael Wright dropped his three kids off at a babysitter’s house and went to work. At some point during the day, 10-year-old Brenden, 8-year-old Delicia and 22-month-old Owen were all playing unsupervised in a park near the babysitter’s house.
That’s where an unidentified man talked with them for a few minutes before snatching Owen out of a stroller and began running down the street. Surveillance cameras from city hall and a local grocery store captured the man running with Owen in his arms and his two siblings giving chase.
“This little girl come running around the corner screaming her head off,” said Dorothy Giddings, who sent her grandson and his friend after the man.
The kidnapper ended up dropping Owen in a vacant lot and disappeared. The suspect is described as about 30 years old, 6-foot to 6-foot-2, with a thin build, brown hair and a mustache.…
CHICAGO IL — Police have arrested a 52-year-old woman after they say she killed her 7-month-old granddaughter by slitting the baby’s throat with a power saw.
Police were called to to a Little Village apartment Monday morning where they would find the body of Rose Herrera. The baby’s grandmother was also found after she attempted to kill herself.
Authorities say the woman was upset with the baby because it would not stop crying. So after trying to shove a cloth in the baby’s mouth in an attempt to get her to stop, she used a circular saw to cut the baby’s throat.
Charges are now pending against the woman who was taken to Mount Sinai Hospital and in police custody. She is in stable condition and is expected to survive.
Neighbors who know the family are shocked at the news. One neighbor knows the woman taken into custody and cannot believe the woman did what she has been accused of.
“She was a nice person, she came to my house,” they said.…
HERE, NOW – Thanks again to everyone who turned out to Saturday night’s Pulpit of Doom Podcast. I may have been a bit too drunk as I don’t remember much aside from putting a bit too much thought into why that guy splooged in that girl’s face.
In case you missed it, I flew solo with my Kraken and discussed the top 10 terrible stories circulating the site for the week, including baby maracas, unwanted facials, teachers hanging around classrooms, shooting fish in a barrel, penis cakes, handicapped placards and those that abuse them, tag-team baby rape, angry teens being grounded by drunk drivers, and the ALS pit bull challenge.
We also revealed some more of the oddest search phrases that have landed people on the site, and spoke with Forensix, BostonBurns, and Totemic about a lot of stuff – including the New Orleans DD meetup. If you’d like to call in during future shows, you can do so at (704) 750-9928.
In October 2013, Norgren walked into his brother’s room and began babbling about nonsense. He then punched out a window, cutting his hand, and wandered outside. He was eventually discovered by a hunter in the woods, standing by the hunter’s ATV.
Norgren approached the hunter and wrestled away his rifle, then allegedly said, “Sasquatch kills the hunter.” Norgren then knocked the hunter unconscious by hitting him over the head with a rock. When the hunter came to, Norgren was on top of him trying to remove his arms.
“When Mr. McDonald was unconscious, Linus Norgren, with unspeakable violence, caused two fractured and dislocated arms,” the prosecutor told the jury. “He systematically and violently ripped Mr. McDonald’s arms out of his torso.”
Norgren then began strangling the hunter, shoved his fingers down the man’s throat and gouged his eyes.…