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Justice HulDALLAS, TX – Police have arrested a 14-year-old girl after they say she intentionally drowned 3-month-old Justice Hul that CPS had just recently placed in her family’s home.

According to reports, the teen called police at around 6:15 a.m. Monday to report a child in trouble due to high water. When police arrived at the apartment, they found the baby dead. Police say the teen intentionally drowned Hul shortly after her mother left for work.

“The facts of the case are that the 14-year-old intentionally drowned a 2-month-old and that’s the real tragedy today,” said Maj. Robert Sherwin with the Dallas Police Department.

Even more tragic is that Hul had been placed with the family by Child Protective Services at the request of the child’s biological mother who is in jail, Sherwin said. The teen has a twin sister and a teenage brother, one of which who was in the home at the time of the drowning and is being considered a witness.

The teen was taken into police custody and has been charged with capital murder of a person under the age of 10, and transferred to a juvenile detention center.…

Cynthia AndersonGRAND ISLAND, NE – Cynthia Anderson is facing animal cruelty charges because the 56-year-old allegedly drowned a 3-week-old puppy in an airport bathroom after being told she could not take it on the plane.

Police say that on Thursday, Anderson tried to board a flight out of the Central Nebraska Regional Airport with two dogs in crates and three young puppies. Because U.S. flight regulations do not allow dogs younger than eight weeks old to fly, airport workers would not allow Anderson to get on the plane.

Anderson really wanted to get one of those puppies to Florida, so her parents came and picked up two of the puppies while she hid the remaining puppy in her carry-on bag. When she tried to get on the plane again, airport security busted her trying to smuggle the puppy and told her she could not board her flight.

That’s when police say Anderson took the Doberman puppy into one of the airport bathrooms and drowned the dog in a toilet. After another woman discovered the dead dog, Anderson was arrested and charged with one felony count of animal cruelty and was placed in the Hall County Jail.…

The Pulpit of Doom Podcast – Kraken And Cat Rape

January 24, 2015 at 10:59 pm by  

KrakenHERE, NOW – As usual, thanks to everyone who turned out last night and listened to the Pulpit of Doom Podcast live as myself and Jaded discussed the top 10 stories circulating the site this week.

These stories included double penis removal, dogs and Brokeback Mountain, hapless heroes, deadly apple juice, being beat with a puppy, child porn jesters, child death by tweakers, sex with Lucky and roadside baby burning.

We also revealed the top 10 weirdest search phrases people used to find us, discussed the sad state of horror movies with Mr. Vindictive, and spent a lot of time trying to ignore Jaded laughing at the most inappropriate times. Next week I hope to figure out how to answer call-ins without putting Jaded on hold.

We have moved off of Blog Talk Radio for podcasting and our new home is now at Spreaker. You can find my profile here, and the Pulpit of Doom podcast page here. You can also keep up to date with all site related news on our Facebook Page, Twitter, or the Demon’s Den forums.…

ferretDARBY BOROUGH, PA - A one month-old-baby is missing a good portion of her face after having it chewed off by the family’s pet ferrets.

Skyy Isabelle Fraime was sitting in a car seat on the floor of the dining room when she was mauled by three ferrets that had gotten out of their cloth cage. Her father was upstairs sleeping during the attack, while her mother, Jessica Benales, was in an upstairs bathroom.

When Benales heard the baby screaming and went to check on her, she found her child in the car seat with the ferrets on top of her. It was immediately apparent the ferrets had mangled 25% of her face.

“I’ll be 45 years in June in Darby (with the police department), and this is the worst I’ve ever seen,” borough Police Chief Robert Smythe said. “The baby’s nose was gone, and a lot of the flesh from under the nose was gone and the cheek. It had little holes all over the head from where the ferrets were on her.”

There isn’t a clear indication of how long the baby was left alone, but it was undoubtedly enough time for several ferrets to eat her fucking face.…

Kathleen DensmoreSAINT PETERSBURG, FL – Kathleen Densmore, 48, has been accused of neglecting her elderly uncle so severely, that he was found dead weighing about 50 pounds.

Densmore shared a home with her uncle, 85-year-old Robert Densmore, who she also cared for. She called police on Friday after finding the man unresponsive in his bed. When officers arrived, they found the man “extremely emaciated” and suffering from bed sores.

Densmore told police her uncle suffered from dementia and had lived with her for several years. Although she was his caregiver and legal guardian, she hadn’t taken him to the doctor in five years.

She also informed them that her uncle hadn’t been able to move for the last year of his life, during which time, she’d only fed him baby food. Densmore also admitted she hadn’t bathed her uncle for the last two months because his skin would fall off when touched.

Densmore was arrested and charged with one count of elderly abuse. Additional charges may be filed after an autopsy is completed.

Matthew FischerMOUNT PLEASANT, SC – Police have charged 16-year-old Matthew Fischer with murder after fatally stabbing 17-year-old Lucas Cavanaugh during an argument over a picture the victim sent to Fischer’s girlfriend.

The stabbing happened on Sunday after Fischer became angry over some Snapchat messages that Cavanaugh sent to Fischer’s girlfriend. According to the affidavit, Fischer took his girlfriend’s iPod and contacted Cavanaugh. Words were exchanged and Fischer told the victim “Come over” and “I’ll kill you man.”

Cavanaugh did come over and Fischer made good on his promise. As the two fought in front of the house, Fischer pulled out a knife and stabbed Cavanaugh multiple times in the stomach. He then ran back into his girlfriend’s house “with the bloody knife,” left it there, and then fled the scene on foot.

The girlfriend’s mother, Robynn Davis, found the teenager and made a call to 911. The 8-minute call to 911 can be heard below.

“He’s been stabbed multiple times. It’s everywhere [the blood],” a hysterical Davis can be heard telling the dispatcher.…

David VanzoPLYMOUTH, MN – Police say David Vanzo took his dead mother on a taxi ride to the bank so he could withdraw cash from her bank account.

David Vanzo took his 90-year-old mother, Caryl Vanzo, to the bank to take $850 out of her account for himself. Seven hours later he called police to report her death. When police arrived they were overwhelmed by the stench of urine and feces. Caryl Vanzo’s body was found in her bed, wearing a robe with a fur coat over it. She was also wearing boots that were covered in shit.

Bank employees reported that the visit to the bank by Vanzo and his mother was unsettling. Employees could not tell if the woman was breathing and noticed that when she was pushed in her wheelchair her feet dragged on the floor under her.

It was also noted that she did not make single move during the entire transaction. A neighbor who saw the pair leaving in the taxi also thinks there’s a good possibility the woman was dead before they left the house.…

Angela WoodworthGAINESVILLE, FL – Angela Woodworth found herself in a bit trouble after her drunk driving scared four kids in her car so bad that they jumped out and reported her.

According to police, Woodworth was driving around town with her 11-year-old son and three of his friends. They went to a Chinese restaurant, then to a bowling alley where Woodworth drank two pitchers of beer. Afterwards, they went to a Ruby Tuesday where Woodworth had at least four drinks.

When they left the restaurant, Woodworth was allegedly so shitfaced that she couldn’t keep her car on the road. The kids got so scared that when Woodworth came to a stop, they jumped out of her car and ran inside a nearby Steak ‘n Shake.

“One of the boys told me his mom, they just left Ruby Tuesday, and his mom was really drunk and swerving all over the road,” said Josh Kramer, who was inside eating. “She hit a pole and broke a mirror off her car.”

Kramer said that while he was on the phone with 911, Woodworth came into the restaurant screaming at the kids to get back in the car.…

Breanna ArnoldBLUFFTON, IN – Breanna Arnold and Zachary Barnes have been accused of hiding Arnold’s 3-year-old son’s dead body in a drawer for a day before putting him in a cardboard box, dumping it in the woods and setting it on fire.

According to court documents, the couple and were “shooting dope” from Friday night into Saturday with a 16-year-old who lived with them. When Arnold went to check on 3-year-old Owen Collins and his 6-year-old brother, she came back out of the room with Owen’s body saying “my baby.”

Instead of calling for help, Barnes suggested that they get rid of Owen’s body. Barnes and the teen admitted to police that Owen was wrapped in plastic wrap and placed into a dresser drawer. That’s where Owen’s body remained until early the next morning.

After a discussion about “chopping him up and throwing him in the river,” Barnes and the teenager put Owen in a cardboard box and got a ride to a wooded area. That’s where they dropped the box with Owen’s body and Barnes doused it with nail polish remover before setting it on fire.…

Timothy TuckerKALAMAZOO, MI – Back in November, 53-year-old Timothy Tucker was accused of punching his girlfriend in the face, then took the couple’s puppy and repeatedly struck her with the animal until it died.

According to court documents, the assault left the woman with a “severely swollen eye” and covered in the puppy’s fecal matter.

In December, Tucker pleaded guilty to one count of third-offense domestic violence as a second-time habitual offender. He also reached a plea deal that dismissed one count of killing/torturing animals, ensuring Tucker was able to avoid being convicted as a fourth-time habitual offender.

When Tucker was in court on Tuesday for sentencing, Kalamazoo County Assistant Prosecutor Mike Reisterer argued Tucker be sent to prison, citing Tucker having prior convictions for third-offense domestic violence in 2005, fleeing police in 2006 and writing counterfeit checks in 2008.

“This is one of the few cases that turns my stomach,” Reisterer said in court. “To take a two-week-old puppy and bludgeon his significant other to the point that she requires hospitalization and the puppy is dead is incomprehensible.”

Even though Circuit Judge Alexander C.…

Michael FosterRIVERVIEW, FL – A dumbass was arrested after he tackled a man inside a Walmart because he had a gun. The problem was the man with the gun had a concealed weapons permit.

According to the sheriff’s office, 43-year-old Michael Foster saw 62-year-old Clarence Daniels in the Walmart parking lot with a gun holstered under his coat. Concerned, Foster thought it would be great idea to skip calling for help and take matters into his own hands.

As Daniels walked into the Walmart to pick up some coffee creamer for his wife, Foster placed him in a choke hold from behind and tackled him to the ground while yelling that Daniels had a gun. During the struggle that followed, Daniels repeatedly yelled that he had a concealed weapons permit.

Security intervened and detained both men until police arrived. After confirming that Daniels did indeed have a permit to carry his gun concealed, police arrested Foster and charged him with one count of battery.

“Unfortunately he tackled a guy that was a law-abiding citizen,” sheriff’s spokesman Larry McKinnon said.…

Peter Emr the JesterPINELLAS PARK, FL – Peter Emr, a children’s performer known as “Emr the Jester,” was busted with hundreds of images depicting children as young as 3-months-old engaged in sexual acts and bondage.

The Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office began investigating Emr in December after receiving a tip that he had child porn, and served a search warrant at the 34-year-old’s home on Tuesday.

“So far the investigation has revealed in excess of 430 images depicting children as young as three months-old engaged in sexual acts and bondage,” the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office said in a media release.

Emr, who is married, was arrested and was booked into the Pinellas County Jail on six counts of possession of child pornography and three counts of sexual performance with the intent to promote. Deputies say that when interviewed, Emr admitted to the crimes.

One of Emr’s neighbors said he was “touchy feely” with all the neighborhood kids and that parents always suspected something was up with him. “He used to just sit outside in his chair in the driveway, is pretty much all he did,” said a neighbor.…

Nicholas StewartBlackpool, England – Nicholas Stewart, 35, was arrested after he was caught selling imitation bottles of whiskey and vodka that only consisted of watered-down urine and feces.

Stewart mainly targeted tourists at a slot machine complex in Blackpool, charging them $15 a bottle. According to Blackpool Council prosecutor Victoria Cartmell, a lab analysis of the bottles contents showed that the bottles were nothing more than water colored by mother nature’s home-brewed food coloring; shit and piss.

“They were purported to contain whiskey and vodka, but they were water laced with urine and feces — probably to give the so-called whiskey color. They were totally unsuitable for public consumption — they were hazardous and contained dangerous e-coli bacteria.”

Stewart’s ingenuity, he claims, was only an attempt to get money to feed himself. He pled guilty to a charge of fraud and was sentenced to a jail term of 70 days suspended for a 12 month period. He will serve no time behind bars, though he was deemed “a danger to public health.”

Authorities are seeking to get a Criminal Anti-Social Behavior Order that would prevent Stewart from being able to sell anything in Blackpool ever again…including newspapers.…

toddler gunELMO, MO – An infant has died after his 5-year-old brother got his hands on a loaded gun and shot him in the head.

According to the Nodaway County Sheriff’s Office, the mother of the two children called 911 to report her five-year-old son shot her infant in the head with a paintball gun.

But after law enforcement arrived at the location, they discovered that the infant had been shot in the head with a .22 caliber magnum revolver. The baby boy was flown to a Kansas City hospital where he was pronounced dead.

Nodaway County Sheriff Darren White said the infant was inside a playpen in a bedroom where the loaded gun was located on a shelf built into the headboard of a bed.

“At this point foul play is not suspected, and it appears at this time that the shooting was accidental,” said White.

Neighbor and family friend, Kathy Armentrout, said the mother was home alone with her five young sons at the time of the shooting. White said the gun belonged to a relative and that guns are common place in the area.…

Nikki Colleen Murphy-Johnson and Jason Erin JohnsonANDERSON, IN – A married couple from Indiana are facing bestiality charges after video was discovered online that showed the woman performing sex acts on a pit bull.

Nikki Colleen Murphy-Johnson, 33, and Jason Erin Johnson, 37, face three counts of bestiality after a detective in Virginia discovered video on Beastforum (our go-to site when locating bestiality videos) that showed Nikki performing sex acts with a pit bull.

The detective determined the video was from Anderson, Indiana and notified local authorities. Investigators later questioned the couple, who admitted to making the videos in their home in June and July of 2014 with their family dog,

Lucky, which has since been removed from the couple’s home. The newlywed husband and wife have four children, whose social lives have been made so much better by mom and dad. The couple face two and a half years in prison and a $10,000 fine if convicted.

This is the second couple we’ve featured on the site who were busted having sex with a dog after posting videos online.…

Declin MossBROOKSVILLE, FL – Police say two family dogs attacked and killed 18-month-old Declin Moss as he played on his grandfather’s porch.

According to authorities, Moss was playing was being watched by his grandfather, 51-year-old Gregory Moss, when the attack happened. The little boy was playing on the front porch with two of the family dogs, Max and Thumper, when the dogs attacked.

The grandfather ran outside and witnessed Max and Thumper mauling his grandson. The dogs would not let go of each other or the boy, so the grandfather called 911. By time emergency personnel arrived on the scene, Moss was already dead.

The sheriff’s office said there are four dogs on the property, but animal control officers only confiscated the two dogs believed to be involved in the attack. Authorities called the two dogs mixed breed, but neighbors say they are pit bulls.

One neighbor told a reporter that Max and Thumper never hurt any children or adults, they have killed smaller dogs in the past. Detectives are still investigating to determine if criminal charges will be filed.…

PeeenisChina — A 30-year-old woman in Shangqiu is facing charges after allegedly cutting off her cheating husband’s dick with a pair of scissors. Not once, Demonites….. twice.

According to authorities, 32-year-old Fan Lung sent his mistress, Zhang Hung, a couple of “saucy” messages on his wife’s cell phone and forgot to log out of his account after hitting send. The wife, Feng, read the message — along with several others — and completely lost her friggin’ mind.

Armed with a pair of scissors, Feng approached her husband as he lay sleeping in bed. Then…. snip, snip.

Doctors were able to reattach Fan’s member, but the celebration didn’t last long. Feng reportedly snuck into his hospital room and cut that pesky little thing off. Again. This time, though, she tossed it out the window.

Somehow, the couple ended up outside of the hospital and on the street, where Fan was seen, bloodied, butt nekkid, and in a rage, beating Feng. After hospital personnel separated the two, they learned Fan was, once again, dickless.…

Isaac Seman

AUGUSTA, GA – Isaac Seman has been arrested for instructing his 10-year-old son to masturbate the family dog and telling the child to let the dog hump him while he films it.

Police were alerted after Seman’s 10-year-old child showed a Youtube video to his classmates of him re-enacting scenes from Brokeback Mountain with the family dog.

The video also showed Seman teaching his child the proper technique for stroking off the family’s pooch, then encouraging him to do the same. At one point Seman can be heard telling the child to, “Rub the rocket! Rub the rocket! Rub the rocket!”

During another point in the video he tells the child to let the dog mount him directing him to, “grab the dog’s hips and give it to him.”

Seman was charged with child molestation and enticing a child for indecent purposes. Sheriff’s Capt. Steve Morris said that the department declined to file animal cruelty charges, and chose to file child molestation and enticing charges instead.

When Seman isn’t educating his child on the fine art of the Old-Fashioned he can be found racking up a shit-ton of criminal records.…