In The Mean Time...
OKEECHOBEE, FL — Bryan Adams, 31, is looking at some serious time in jail, along with a re-arranged face, after he abducted his son he believed was possessed by demons.
According to the police report, Adams showed up at his ex-wife’s workplace demanding her car keys. He told her he wanted their 11-year-old son and that he was seeing demons. She denied his request, and later told police she’d left Adams because of his heavy crystal meth usage.
Not taking no for an answer, Adams abducted his 11-year-old son from his bed at around 3 a.m. that morning and dragged him into some nearby woods. Adams told his son, who was clad only in his pajamas and a t-shirt, that he was possessed by a demon. “You are the demon.” Adams informed his son. “You know what I must do with you.”
Before anyone could find out exactly what Adams had in mind, police arrived with a K-9 unit and were able to quickly locate Adams and his son lying on the ground in the woods.…Continue Reading
WOODLAND, WA – Teresa Hernandez is facing two counts of child abuse after the 35-year-old admitted to using a clothes iron to burn the hand of her boyfriend’s 3-year-old, then pushing him down a flight of stairs two days later.
The boy’s father was not at home during these assaults, but Hernandez explained to him that the burn on the boy’s hand came from him touching a hot iron after she had left the room. The boy’s father accepted this explanation, but took his son to the hospital two days later after noticing he was walking unsteadily.
Emergency room staff at Legacy Salmon Creek Hospital called police when they saw the third-degree burn on the back of the boy’s hand and found he was suffering from a severe head injury. The boy was taken to Randall Children’s Hospital where he underwent emergency surgery to treat his brain injury. As of Thursday morning, the boy was listed in fair condition.
When interviewed by police, Hernandez first repeated the “touched the iron” story she’d given the boy’s father.…Continue Reading
Annie Hung “Kim” Pham, 25, was beaten unconscious by a group of five people outside the Crosby Bar and Nightclub early Saturday. An autopsy revealed that Pham died from complications related to blunt force trauma to the head. Further details were withheld pending the investigation.
Pham was unconscious when authorities arrived and declared brain-dead shortly after. Prior to pulling her off life-support, the family granted Pham’s wishes and scheduled to have her organs donated.
Arrested in suspicion to the deadly assault was 25-year-old Vanessa Tapia Zavala. She was arraigned on Wednesday and pleaded not guilty to murder. A weapon is rumored to have been used although it is unclear at this time.
Zavala faces 15 years to life if convicted and was held in custody in lieu of $1 million bail.
Authorities are still searching for as many as five other suspects connected with the beating death. A reward of $10,000 is being offered for information leading to the arrest of the suspects.…Continue Reading
COWANSVILLE, PA – Every now and then a story comes along with enough wtf that there is little I need to do but report the facts. This story about a teen who “expelled wind from the vulva during coitus” inside a school bus is one of those stories. Enjoy!
An 18-year-old girl was cited for harassment after she allegedly elbowed a 13-year-old boy in the nuts inside a Pennsylvania school bus. She was angry with the boy because he laughed at her for queefing while she had sex with another student at the back of the bus.
According to Trooper Jordan’s original report:
“Both the victim and the accused were riding school bus. The accused expelled wind from the vulva during coitus while at the back of the bus. The victim began to laugh and chuckled at the accused for her actions. The accused approached the victim and elbowed him in the testicles. Accused was cited for harassment.”
Trooper Jordan said that while his original report was accurate, his superiors deemed it a bit too detailed and had him modify it.…Continue Reading
Here, Now – It’s only been two weeks since we signed on with Patreon, and already we have 96 patrons with a combined monthly pledge of $450. This warms my black heart and shows we are totally capable being totally independent without the need for advertisers.
For those of you unaware, we have decided to use Patreon in an attempt to crowdfund the site. You can read the long explanation over on our Patreon page. But the short story is the site keeps getting more expensive, but the ad revenue does not change. I could use shitty ads that pop-up\under or fly-over, but I hate those and most of you are probably using some kind of ad-blocking software.
So, as a test, we though we would see what would happen if we tried not sucking up to advertisers and relied solely on our fanbase and get back to not caring what we post or how we post it. Patreon may just be the way we achieve that, while still making enough revenue to keep the site up and running.…Continue Reading
According to Burlew, she and Jason Ash liked to engage in strangulation and cutting during sex, but she took things a little too far last Saturday. Everything was going ok until she wrapped some electrical wire around Ash’s neck and choked him for a tad too long, killing the guy.
At first Burlew though Ash had simply passed out, so she tried to get him to wake up by cutting him with a razor. When that didn’t work, she did the next best thing and used the razor to start cutting herself. Eventually Burlew realized that also wasn’t working, and called her mother to inform her Ash was dead.
When her mother arrived at the apartment, she found Ash dead on the bed with a cord around his neck. He was fully clothed but his pants were unbuttoned. Able to handle stressful situations better than her daughter, she called 911 and tried performing CPR instead of conducting an interpretive dance and punching Ash in the crotch.…Continue Reading
Mundelein, IL — A 14-year-old girl is facing three counts of murder after authorities say she stabbed her 11-year-old sister nearly 40 times. Apparently, her ungrateful little sister didn’t appreciate everything she had done for her.
“She indicated she was mad from the night before,” said Asst. State’s Atty. Claudia Kasten during a detention hearing for the teen. “She went downstairs to get a knife. . .With each stab wound, she said she was not thankful for what she (the older girl) had done.”
Kasten, citing the autopsy, told the court the teen stabbed the girl 30 times across the neck, chest and arms and slashed her face three times. The girl also suffered bruises to her chest, and non-penetrating knife wounds “too numerous to count,” meaning she probably was jumping away from the knife, police say.
Police learned of the attack early Tuesday morning after receiving a 911 call from the teen. Her initial story was that she woke to the sound of her sister’s screams just before 8:00 a.m.…Continue Reading
Authorities claim 18-year-old Brandon Davis, apparently high on some sort of synthetic drug, attacked his neighbor early Sunday morning, biting the man on his face, hands and neck while yelling something about eating the man’s eyeballs.
The victim, 54-year-old Nick Sorace, told police he heard a commotion at about 2:00 a.m. Sunday, and when he looked out the window to see what all the fuss was about, he witnessed Davis beating a dog.
“He thought the dog was the devil,” Sorace said. “And then the next thing he sees is me, illuminated — and all of a sudden, I’m the devil.”
Davis apparently kicked in Sorace’s front door, chased a woman through the house and out the back door, then returned. He started beating and biting Sorace, continuing with his “You’re the Devil” spiel.
“He broke a flower pot over my head, he was sticking me in the neck with pieces…he stuck his thumb all the way in my eye socket and he just ripped my mouth and he bit my face.…Continue Reading
Officers were called out to the Carolina Pride pork plant early that morning and found the victim bleeding from a hole in her neck. The woman told police she and a co-worker, identified as Johnnette Lachelle Brown, were in a room where the hogs are slaughtered and cut up for processing, when Brown accused the woman of slugging her with a hog stomach.
The victim denied doing so, pointing out to Brown that there weren’t even any hog stomachs on the table. Regardless, it was on…
After a brief verbal altercation, Brown reportedly grabbed a pair of scissors and stabbed the woman in the neck. The victim apparently managed to fend Brown off with her fists until co-workers pulled the two apart.
A witness to the alleged confrontation confirmed the victim’s story, saying there were no hog stomachs on the table in question.…Continue Reading
Sandra Nabucco, 53, was just out walking her dog, minding her own business Wednesday, when a porcupine reportedly fell off a lamppost and landed on her head, leaving nearly 200 quills behind.
Wait…. what? Porcupines can climb? *googles* Yes, porcupines can climb. Except for African porcupines — I guess they just don’t like to. Learn something new every day here at the DD, eh? Like, did you know that the male porcupine squirts a hot stream of piss at the female porcupine prior to mating? Now you do.
“It was a huge shock,” Nabucco said of the incident. “I felt a thud on my head and then felt spines with my hands. The pain was enormous.”
A surgeon removed the quills with tweezers. Nabucco claims to have stopped counting once she reached 150, but swears there had to have been at least 200 quills lodged in her head.…Continue Reading
According to the unidentified 50-year-old victim, he and his brother, Michael Charles, were watching the Niners get their asses handed to them by the Seahawks Sunday, when Michael went to grab the last can of Pepsi.
Michael, apparently a Niner fan, had been drinking steadily throughout the day and continued to grow more and more agitated as the game dragged on. When the alleged victim asked him not to drink the last soda, shit got violent.
“Go fuck yourself,” Michael reportedly demanded. He then knocked his brother upside the dome with a metal pipe. Totally justified.
Michael then allegedly armed himself with a small knife and proceeded to stab his brother in the chest several times. In retaliation, the brother grabbed a knife and stabbed Michael in the arm. Sigh…. kinda makes me miss the family reunions I’m no longer invited to.…Continue Reading
Sarasota, FL — Authorities arrested 28-year-old Shelley Bezanson after learning the woman strangled her 7-year-old adopted Pit bull with her own chain so no one else could have her.
Diamond was apparently abandoned, left chained to a pole, outside the Sarasota County Humane Society in October of 2012. Bezanson, after jumping through all the necessary hoops, adopted Diamond in January of 2013. It was about then that Bezanson made a promise to the critter — the two would be together until the end. Apparently, Diamond’s end was in November.
Acting on an anonymous tip, officers were dispatched to the home of Bezanson’s mother on November 14. Bezanson was apparently heading to mom’s place to bury Diamond. Officials soon learned that Bezanson strangled Diamond to death with her own chain.
“It was prolonged, it was painful, it was torturous, and it was a horrible, horrible death for this dog to die,” said sheriff’s office spokesperson Wendy Rose.
At the time of her confession, Bezanson reportedly told police she was in the middle of a breakdown while she was choking the life out of the dog, and she had no idea that what she was doing was wrong.…Continue Reading
ALHAMBRA, CA – On Friday, 28-year-old Jamie Carrillo posted a video of herself confronting a former teacher she says sexually abused her when she was a child. Andrea Cardosa, the alleged abuser and assistant principal of Alhambra High School, has since resigned.
The video’s description stated:
“I am 28 years old and have been waiting years to get up enough courage to report a teacher for sexually abusing me for years. When I finally got up enough courage to report her, I found out that the statute of limitations was up and she will never have to pay for the things that she did to me. I decided to call her and make a video to let the public know what kind of person is around their children. Her name is Andrea Cardosa and works with your children at Alhambra High School in Alhambra, Ca.”
In the video, Carrillo explains she was abused by Cardosa for years, starting when she was just 12-years-old and Cardosa was a basketball coach at her middle school in Moreno Valley.…Continue Reading
New Port Richey, FL – Police have charged 30-year-old Kayla Shavers with child neglect after she left her 9-year-old and 8-month-old in a freezing car while she went hog hunting.
According to the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office, they received a call from the 9-year-old at around 7 a.m. Thursday morning. He told them that he and his baby sister had been in a car for 30 minutes, and the car was off.
Since it was 38 degrees outside, the boy told police he was freezing and called 911 because he figured “a police car would be warmer.” Deputies were dispatched and found the boy and his sister in a car parked on the side of a dark, isolated road.
They waited for nearly 40 minutes before Shavers finally emerged from the woods dressed in camouflage. She told police that she was hunting hogs that have been tearing up her property. She defended leaving the children in the car, explaining she stayed in close proximity and had showed the boy how to crank the vehicle if it got cold.…Continue Reading
GERMANTOWN, MD - Police have accused a woman of stabbing her two young children to death while performing an exorcism.
Police responded to the home of 28-year-old Zakieya Avery Friday morning after neighbors called to report a car outside of her house with its door open and a knife on the sidewalk. When police arrived at the home, they forced their way inside the home after seeing blood inside the car.
Inside the home they found two of Avery’s children dead, and two of them injured. Police say 1-year-old Norell Harris and his 2-year-old sister Zyana, were both found stabbed to death in their beds. Taniya Harris, 5, and Martello Harris, 8, were alive but taken to Children’s Hospital suffering from stab wounds.
Avery tried running from the scene but was quickly apprehended. She’s been charged with two counts of first degree murder and two counts of attempted first degree murder. Facing the same charges is Avery’s roommate, 21-year-old Monifa Sanford. She was first admitted to the hospital before being placed in jail without bond.…Continue Reading
Manassas, VA – A 22-year-old woman was sentenced Monday to 50 years in prison, with all but five years suspended, for the 2012 killing of a toddler left in her care. If it makes ya feel any better, she has been ordered to send a check of at least one dollar to a charity of her choosing on the date of Elijah’s death every year after her release.
Jessica Fraraccio pleaded guilty in October to killing 23-month-old Elijah Nealey because he wouldn’t stop crying.
Needless to say, Elijah’s parents, Mark and Jennifer Nealey, are a bit shocked.
“His (the judge’s) decision shows no respect whatsoever for me, my family, or the life of my son,” said Mark Nealey. “To me, it’s a total failure of our justice system. I want everyone to know what the judge thought my son’s life was worth…which is pretty much nothing, according to him.”
The Nealey’s, who both took the stand at Fraraccio’s sentencing hearing, begged the judge to punish Fraraccio “to the fullest extent the law will allow.”
In response, Judge J.…Continue Reading
Rustburg, VA – Three dumbass adults have been charged with malicious wounding and child abuse after police learned a woman’s two children were tattooed. It gets better… one of the three dumbasses arrested actually attempted to remove the tats with a heated razor blade.
The asshole allegedly responsible for tatting the kids in the first place is 20-year-old Alexander Edwards. The children, both of unknown age at this point, were apparently left in his care on December 22. Police say he gave the kiddos tattoos without their consent or their parent’s consent.
When mom, 35-year-old Melissa Derp, sorry…. Delp, and her boyfriend, 32-year-old Daniel Janney, discovered the ink, Janney had the brilliant idea of removing the tattoos with a hot razor blade, causing further scarring and pain, I’m sure.
In addition to the malicious wounding and child abuse charges, Edwards has also been charged with abduction. No bond amounts or any other information at this time.
Michael Mucklow, co-owner of a tattoo removal shop, has stepped up and offered to have the tats removed safely, using a non-invasive procedure that uses lasers to break down the pigment of a tattoo.…Continue Reading
The unidentified woman to the left entered the store at about 7:00 Wednesday evening, with two children in tow. The source article states the children, ages 1 and 7, were the women’s children, but police have yet to determine whether that’s fact.
While the woman was wandering through the store, placing items in her cart, a store clerk glanced over and watched as the woman removed a sale sticker from her purse and placed it on a toy.
At the register, the woman learned the item she placed the sticker on wasn’t on sale, and she declined the purchase. She then apparently walked out of the store with a bunch of crap in her basket that she hadn’t paid for.
The clerk, who I am sure makes minimum wage, therefore, shouldn’t give a flying fuck whether someone walked out of the damn store with half the inventory, followed. …Continue Reading
For those with short term memory issues, we posted on the case of the mysterious masturbator just last week. Click here, ya lazy bastids.
Blogger Victor Fiorillo was right on the money when he pointed the finger at 41-year-old Chris Pagano — a man twice arrested for solicitation. Both cases were dismissed, but methinks Pagano won’t slide on the current charges.
As mentioned in the previous story, Pagano was accused of approaching women and offering to compensate them for wrapping a slice of Swiss cheese around his dick and getting him off. A couple of the alleged victims apparently captured his requests on video. One of the women boldly asked Pagano why the hell he had Swiss cheese in his vehicle. His answer would have had me on the ground, laughing, for days. Or until I pissed myself…
Anyways, Pagano was charged with stalking, harassment and open lewdness Thursday.…Continue Reading
Authorities learned of the alleged abuse after the child was taken to an area hospital by her mother, Nancy Esmeralda Colomo-Gonzalez, because of possible head injuries. Doctors found that the girl had an untreated fracture in her arm, and was currently suffering from a skull fracture, hemorrhaging, and a brain injury severe enough to cause blindness.
When investigators spoke with Martinez, he had no problem laying out a timeline for the injuries.
He said that he would “rock” the baby to get her to go to sleep and that maybe in September he rocked her too hard causing the child to vomit and have seizures. The mother did take the child into the hospital for that incident, but lied about what had happened. No word on what story she used.
The arm fracture was probably from the time in October when he allegedly grabbed her arm and swung her away.…Continue Reading