In The Mean Time...
The accused, Stephanie Evans, apparently asked the boy for his assistance in getting her laundry into her mobile home. The kid agreed, but once he was inside the home, Evans reportedly locked him in the bathroom and offered her up her lady bits.
To her dismay, the kid turned her down.
At some point after the alleged proposal, Evans admitted the indiscretion to her hubby, who, in turn, called police. Evans was then taken into custody on charges of involuntary deviate sexual intercourse and indecent assault.
Huh. And here I thought teen boys would stick their d*ck into anything.…Continue Reading
Jayme Beall, apparently upset with her crotch fruits’ incessant cursing and misbehaving, packed them a bag and escorted them out the front door around 7:00 Monday evening.
When she went outside to retrieve them about 20 minutes later, they were gone. It was then that she freaked and called 911.
“She was scared, nervous, frantic trying to find her children through the (trailer) park,” said neighbor Robin Cornelius. “She was searching hard.”
A search of the neighborhood and the surrounding area by foot and by air proved fruitless. Seems the brothers, ages 13 and 9, had hitched a ride on U.S. 1 to I-95 where they then called their grandmother. Five hours after they disappeared, grandma called authorities to let them know the boys were safely in her custody in Boynton Beach, a good 70 miles away.
Beall told police she’d previously had trouble with her older child, claiming the kid had run away before and had a bad habit of acting violent toward her.…Continue Reading
Rafael Chavez, 21, was arrested on charges of sexual assault and kidnapping this week after police tracked him down via telephone.
The victim told police she was walking home from work January 14, when Chavez pulled up beside her in his tan Honda Accord. He reportedly asked how she was doing and offered her a ride. When the woman declined his gracious offer, she said Chavez pulled over and ”placed her in a tight hug, pushing her against a nearby building, [while] kissing her.”
The woman told police Chavez forced her into his vehicle, but because she was scared, she didn’t put up a fight. He then parked the car in an alley behind a fast-food restaurant and raped her. When he was through with her, police say he returned her to the spot where he first confronted her and handed over his digits.…Continue Reading
Shelby, NC – Misty Kullman, 25, is facing a misdemeanor charge of prostitution after police say she performed a sex act on a city street Tuesday. That, in itself, is not what earned her a spot here at the Dreamin’ Demon….it was her fee. Well, that and her uncanny resemblance to Sideshow Bob.
Police received a call about a suspicious vehicle and made contact with Kullman, who was a passenger in the alleged John’s car. Her story was that the man had picked her up at her home and they were just kinda driving around town, talking and stuff.
The cheap-ass John, though, admitted to police that he had paid Kullman for a sex act. (An act that police have yet to disclose). He told deputies he paid six whole dollars for her services – a $2 bill, three ones, some assorted change and a linty, pre-sucked butterscotch Lifesaver, to be exact. Ok, just sh*ttin’ you all about the Lifesaver. Geez.
Kullman was arrested after an officer found the money on her person. Police took a written statement from the man, but did not charge him with solicitation.…Continue Reading
Gaston County, NC - Danny Robbie Hembree Jr., 50, was convicted of the 2009 suffocation death of 17-year-old Heather Catterton after they reportedly shared a sexual encounter for which Catterton received crack cocaine.
Hembree was sentenced to death for Catterton’s murder on Nov 18 by a Gaston County jury. Hembree is also accused of killing two other women, Randi Dean Saldana and Deborah Ratchford. In fact, he confessed to murdering them but – since the death sentence for killing Catterton – the point is somewhat moot.
One might assume that a death sentence would dampen Hembree’s spirits a bit. If the letter that Hembree recently submitted to the local Gaston County newpaper for publication is any indication, that is not the case at all.
“Is the public aware that the chances of my lawful murder taking place in the next 20 years if ever are very slim?” Hembree asked. “Is the public aware that I am [now] a gentleman of leisure, watching color TV in the a/c, reading, taking naps at will, eating three well-balanced meals a day?”
“I’m housed in a building that connects to the new 55 million dollar hospital with round the clock free medical care 24/7.” Hembree adds.…Continue Reading
Mary Thompson, the crazy lady in question, apparently had one too many cats living in her apartment. Tenants in that particular apartment complex are allowed only one.
Thompson was apparently aware of the rule and had previously spoken with management, declaring that she would find a new home for one of the cats. When the manager learned Thompson was still in possession of two cats, she went to the woman’s apartment and told her, again, that she was not allowed more than one.
It was during that conversation that Thompson allegedly walked into the kitchen and grabbed a small hammer. She then returned to the living room, grabbed the pussy by the neck and began beating it’s tiny brains out. At that point, the manager said she ran screaming from the apartment in fear.
Thompson reportedly admitted to police that she had killed the cat and disposed of it in the dumpster before being arrested. She’s been charged with animal cruelty, a misdemeanor.…Continue Reading
Mitchell is accused of placing the collar around the arm of the 8-year-old and the waist of the 4-year-old and turning it on as punishment for what he perceived as bad behavior. Police believe the older child was shocked at least three times in the past three months, and the younger one at least once.
In addition to the collar treatment, Mitchell is accused of forcing the older child to participate in what he called “suicides” … extreme physical activities that included running, flutter kicks, push ups and sit ups. Police say he would make the child exercise until she vomited.
The child told police that when she would stop running, Mitchell would shock her until she began running again. She also said Mitchell threatened to place the collar around her neck if she did not obey his orders.…Continue Reading
Sioux Falls, SD — Until last summer, the tourist town of Hill City – in the South Dakota Black Hills – held mock wild west gunfights in a town street for more than 20 years. The Dakota Wild Bunch – a group of wild west reenactors – had performed the street gunfights several times for the last four years.
As you might expect, the reenactors typically use blanks during the mock gun battles. The festivities came to a screeching halt on June 17 of last year, though, when a reenactor with live ammunition in his .45 caliber revolver wounded three audience members. Oopsie.
It only took a moment for the gun battle to go south. Here is the official transcript as reconstructed from witness accounts and audience member video footage:
Bang. Bang bang. Aaaaiiiiieeeeeyyyyyaaaa!!!!!
Well… maybe not “official,” but close enough.
One of the bullets fired shattered a leg bone of Minnesota tourist Carol Knutson, 65. South Dakota tourism got a real shot-in-the-arm in the form of the wounding of Pennsylvania tourist, Dr.…Continue Reading
Albuquerque, NM – U.S. Marshals tracked Moses Sparks, 26, to a trailer park near Mullins, South Carolina on Thursday. Sparks was wanted on charges of criminal sexual penetration, kidnapping and aggravated assault of his then girlfriend after allegedly breaking into her New Mexico home in September and beating and raping her.
Sparks reportedly tried to run last Thursday night as the arrest team approached. The team – made up of Marion County drug agents, Marion County Sheriff’s deputies and deputy US Marshals – apprehended him. Authorities entering the trailer reportedly found an active drug manufacturing operation – as well as the woman whom Sparks had allegedly raped in New Mexico.
Sparks – who had been on probation for kidnapping and aggravated battery at the time of the alleged rape – was given an additional charge of manufacturing a controlled substance. His girlfriend was charged with manufacturing a controlled substance and harboring a fugitive. An additional charge of being a complete idiot is presumably still pending.Continue Reading
Federal Way, WA — A 33-year-old certified nursing assistant is facing charges of second-degree assault of a child after police say they found an infant in her care covered in a white powder, burnt, bleeding and gasping for air in her home on January 10.
According to authorities, Mabinty Williams was babysitting the 4-week-old infant as a favor to a family friend, and in the four hours that she had possession of the child, had called her husband to complain about the kid no less than 16 times. Williams reportedly sounded a little more desperate and “off” with each call, prompting the man to return home.
When the husband arrived at the apartment, he said Williams insisted that he take the child back to it’s parents. Like, now. The man told police he told his wife he had to return his company vehicle, but would return shortly and take the baby. By the time he got back, though, the police were on scene.
Seems the couple’s neighbors called police right after Williams appeared at their door claiming there was someone in her house.…Continue Reading
Bastrop, TX – Rick Bartlett, pastor of Bastrop Christian Church, was arrested Friday and charged with misdemeanor animal cruelty in connection with the abuse and death of his neighbor’s 12-year-old cat, Moody.
Bartlett reportedly told police he had been having problems with feral cats invading his garden lately and had trapped one in a cage on his property on January 15. He went on to say that he had placed the caged cat in the back of his pickup and promptly forgot about it. It wasn’t until three days later that he “remembered” the critter and headed down to the police station to hand it over.
An animal control officer at the station noticed a name tag including the phone number of the cat’s humans, Sarah and Eddy Bell, on the cat’s collar. The officer reportedly offered to take Moody back home, but police said Bartlett told them he’d take Moody back himself since the Bells were his neighbors.
Later that day, Moody’s body was found on the bank of the Colorado River, 40-50 feet below a bridge.…Continue Reading
Police allege 35-year-old Tyree Lincoln Smith murdered Angel “Tun Tun” Gonzalez, 43, with a hatchet, later snacking on the man’s eye and a piece of his brain.
According to the arrest affidavit, Smith was camping out on the porch of a Bridgeport apartment complex last month when Gonzalez woke him and invited him into the apartment where he was staying.
Once inside, Smith began beating the man about the head and face with a hatchet.
After beating Gonzalez’s head to a unrecognizable pulp, Smith apparently plucked out an eyeball and scooped up a bit of brain matter.
Those bits were then placed in a plastic bag and consumed later that evening during a visit to his cousin’s grave site.
Oh, and just in case you were wondering what a human eyeball tastes like, wonder no more….Smith claims it tasted like an oyster.…Continue Reading
Winter Haven, FL - Sheriff’s deputies in Florida are searching for the assailant in an execution-style slaying of a Florida laundramat change machine.
The man was recorded on video entering the Busy Bubbles laundramat, drawing a semi-automatic pistol, and firing a single round into the machine. He then pauses and reaches out to his victim – presumably to check for a pulse. Clearly not satisfied, the stone-cold killer then fires multiple rounds into the victim while it sits motionless. The assailant then flees.
The suspect is described as a black male, approximately 5’11″ tall, 185 lbs., wearing a gray hoodie and dark baggy pants. As the perpetrator did not recover any money from the victim, it is suspected that he will be charged with attempted robbery when captured.
If anyone has information about this incident or can identify this suspect, they are urged to contact Polk County Detective Jason Paquin at (863) 287-9037.
Only together can we stop organized crime…
Houston, TX – A man is sitting in jail today, accused of beating a little boy to death, and the boy’s mother has come out to defend him.
On January 10, Tiffany Wells came home from the strip club where she works to find that her 16-month -old son, Casen Wells, had suffered a severe head injury. Her boyfriend, Joshua Beall, was watching him at the time and said that the boy had fallen off the couch and struck his head on a coffee table before hitting the floor.
There was noticeable swelling, but Beall admits that he did not seek any form of medical attention. Casen was rushed to the hospital by helicopter, but would die over the weekend.
Investigators did not believe Bealls’ story of how Casen received his injury and a pediatric specialist who examined Casen said the injuries he suffered were not consistent with the type of fall Beall described. Prosecutors believe that Beall struck the boy with an unknown object at least two times.
But the boy’s mother is standing by her man, stating that she believes Beall’s version of events.…Continue Reading
Here, Now - Thanks to everyone who came out last night to listen to our 15th episode of The Pulpit of Doom.If the embedded player does not work for you, here is the direct link to the show.
It was an odd one as I forgot we were even doing it until 30 minutes before we went on air, mostly because we had to do the show a day for some slack reason that I cannot recall. Probably had something to do with Jaded.
We went over some of our popular stories for the week, including the woman who filmed herself molesting the 5-year-old she was babysitting, the group of kids who beat on another teen and posted the video to Youtube and the man accused of skinning and eating a cat.
Once again, people found out that I am from the South and sport an awesome accent and do not sound like Lurch. We also found that we should never let Jaded press any of the shiny Blog Talk Radio buttons as she cut the sound off between us and our live listeners for a few moments.…Continue Reading
Wetumpka, AL - Edward Lee Bodkin, 68, attracted the attention of Massachusetts prison officials after sending a 7-page letter to an inmate at a facility for sexual offenders. In it, Bodkin described a litany of attacks on children, including an alleged encounter of a sexual nature he had with a month-and-a-half-old infant. Elmore County Chief Investigator R.T. Ward. described the letter as “horrendous.”
“We learned of him after we were contacted by a representative from the Massachusetts Treatment Center for Sexually Dangerous Persons where one of the inmates was receiving sexually explicit mail from (Bodkin),” said Ward.
According to Ward, investigators and deputies found about 100 VHS video tapes and 500 DVDs containing pornographic material. Sheriff Bill Franklin said that even seasoned investigators found the case disturbing.
“He’ll sit down and talk with you about it like he’s talking about the weather,” the sheriff said. “In all my years in law enforcement, I don’t recall a case like this.”
Bodkin was arrested and jailed shortly after sheriff’s investigators searched his home.…Continue Reading
Hartlepool, UK - A UK court has jailed Gareth Francis Owen, 22, indefinitely after a judge branded him a danger to the public. Owen had been sentenced two weeks ago to five months incarceration for causing unnecessary suffering to his Labrador after admitting having sex with the dog. This additional sentence comes in response to Owen pleading guilty to added charges of making and possessing both “extreme” and “child” pornography.
Owen’s troubles began when he took his computer to a shop to be repaired. A call to the police led to the discovery of ‘indecent photos’ of children and a ‘sickening collection’ of bestiality pictures. Court records describe there being evidence of several ‘vile’ movies which had been deleted. In addition, Owen’s probation report described the defendant writing pornographic accounts involving explicit sexual activities between ‘adult males and Pokemon characters.’
When considering the charge of the assault on the dog, Prosecutor Lynne Dalton said Owen admitted having sexual relations with a number of family pets and horses from the age of 14.…Continue Reading
JOHNSTON, R.I. – A man has been arrested and charged with murdering his wife, dismembering her body and then trying to get rid of the evidence in a fireplace.
I’m not going into details, but I have often wondered if it would be possible to get rid of a body using my fireplace. I still think it is possible, but after reading what happened to 52-year-old Donald K. Greenslit, I may need invest in a working fire extinguisher before ever attempting it.
Firefighters were called to Greenslit’s home because of a fire originating from the basement. They were able to safely contain the fire although two children, ages 3 and 5, were taken to the hospital to be treated for smoke inhalation. Investigators would also find the source of the fire were body parts that had been placed in the fireplace.
“It appeared that the remains could be that of a human body. It was actually wrapped in cloth and it was burned severely and was actually cut up into pieces,” said officials.…Continue Reading
Los Angeles, CA – An idiot from California was arrested after he smoked some weed on a Jet Blue flight headed to New Jersey.
As the plane was approaching Newark Liberty International Airport, a flight attendant knocked on the bathroom door and asked 43-year-old Adam Blumenkranz to return to his seat. When he emerged, the attendant smelled a strong odor of pot.
After getting off the plane, Blumenkranz was greeted by police at the gate where he informed them that there was no problem, that he had a medical marijuana card that allowed him to smoke pot on a commercial jet.
After showing the police his bag of weed and the glass pipe he used to smoke it, he was promptly arrested and charged with possession of drugs and drug paraphernalia.…Continue Reading