In The Mean Time...
Phoenix, AZ — Donald Waelde, 22, was charged Tuesday with conspiracy to commit bestiality after allegedly placing an ad in the Missed Connections section that expressed her desire to “play with” a male horse.
The ad, which can be seen by clicking right here, was apparently posted on April 8, and said the following:
“I am 22 years old and I want to play with a male horse. Simple as that. If you have access to a male horse, then contact me please ;)I will do something in return.”
Waelde was even kind enough to include a picture. You know, in case the horse was, like, picky or something.
According to a police, a person who had a “genuine” interest in horses spotted the ad and contacted police. This, of course, led to a sting.
Undercover deputies contacted Waelde, and after conversing for a bit, learned that Waelde wished to blow a male horse. Deputies soon agreed to meet with Waelde, and showed up on the appointed day with a horse borrowed from the MCSO’s Mounted Posse.…
Verona, NY – Earl and Mary Myatt killed themselves in a joint suicide by stepping in front of a freight train moments after calling their son to apologize.
The couple, who were both 59-years-old, were dealing with Mary’s failing health after she suffered a brain aneurysm earlier this year. She’d already spent a month in intensive care and has underwent several surgeries. The most recent procedure was performed two weeks ago.
Earl had altered his work schedule so he could spend more time with his wife, who was in constant pain and left with the motor functions and abilities of a toddler.
Their son said Mary just wasn’t the same person she’d been before the aneurysm, often losing her train of thought and not understanding what was happening around her. His father had become depressed and missed his wife. “She was his world,” Brad Myatt said.
Brad said his father called him and put Mary Myatt on the phone. Brad said he couldn’t understand what his mother said, but Earl got on the phone and apologized for what was about to happen.…
Chicago, IL – Police say 18-year-old Ana Rosa Mora gave birth to a full-term baby boy, then placed the baby outside of her house in a Walmart bag where it would die from asphyxiation.
Why would Mora do something so heinous, you may be asking. Well there are a couple answers to that, the first being that Mora was afraid her current boyfriend would leave her when he saw the baby looked a lot like her ex-boyfriend.
The second reason is that, to put it bluntly, Mora is pretty fucking stupid. This is evident by the master plan she came up with to make all of her problems go away.
Instead of dropping the newborn off at the fire station located five minutes from her home, she stuffed it – along with the placenta and umbilical cord – inside a Walmart bag and placed the bag outside of her home before going back to bed.
With the pesky baby out of the way, she needed a way to fool the people who knew she was pregnant and would realize she’d recently given birth.…
FAYETTEVILLE, NC — Police in Fayetteville have charged 17-year-old Tyt’ana Lisa-Nicole Johnson with attempted murder after they say she poisoned her grandmother’s collard greens with insecticide.
On Easter Sunday, Johnson got angry with her grandmother, Gaylon Moody, because Moody took her cell phone away for a week as a punishment. In response, Johnson waited until Moody left for church to pour termite killer into a pot of collard greens cooking on the stove.
Later that day, Moody and Clifton Evans returned home and sat down to eat their Easter dinner of collard greens with smoked pig tails, rice, baked chicken, peach cobbler and corn bread. Since you can cook collard greens in a pot of dog piss and not notice, they didn’t notice the termite killer. In fact, Evans liked it so much he had seconds.
But it wasn’t long before Moody and Evans began feeling the pain. “About an hour and a half later, we started getting sick,” Moody said. “My fingers started feeling numb, my chest, my face, my mouth.” The pair attempted driving themselves to the hospital, but found they were unable to do so.…
HIGH POINT, NC — Investigators say seconds before 32-year-old Courtney Sanford died in a head-on collision with a truck, she was posting on Facebook.
The collision happened Thursday morning on Business 85 when Sanford crossed the center median and hit a large commercial truck driven by 73-year-old John Wallace Thompson. The impact caused the truck to go off the road and hit a tree, while Sanford’s vehicle went off the road and caught fire. Thompson was not injured.
Later that day, investigators were contacted by Sanford’s friends and family who told them Sanford had been posting on Facebook right around the time of the crash. Turns out Sanford’s last post to Facebook was right before the accident and was about liking Pharrell’s hit song “Happy”.
“The Facebook text happened at 8:33 a.m. We got the call on the wreck at 8:34 a.m.,” said Lt. Chris Weisner, with the High Point Police Department. Investigators say the Facebook post read: “The happy song makes me HAPPY.” Her posting activity also revealed Sanford had been posting selfies as she drove down the road.…
Kingsport, TN – Another day, another chick found in jail with a handgun holstered in her cootch. According to Kingsport police, after being taken to jail for driving on a suspended license, 19-year-old Dallas Archer was found with a loaded handgun hidden inside her vagina.
Archer was inside the Kingsport jail when a corrections officer noticed an “unknown object” in Archer’s crotch during a search. A further examination revealed the unknown object was a loaded North American Arms 22 LR revolver.
Turns out the four inch, five-shot mini-revolver had been stolen from 70-year-old John Souther. He reported the $250 gun stolen last year after finding someone had ransacked his car.
When police notified Souther that his gun had been recovered and where it had been recovered from, he reportedly said he would like to have the “little fellow”back, but not before it took “a bath in bleach.”
Archer was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal facility. She was released from custody after posting $6000 bond.
This isn’t the first time we’ve reported on a woman using her vagina to smuggle a gun into jail.…
Long Island, NY – A family in Long Island was greeted by a police SWAT team after someone called to report a teen inside the home had killed his family – but it turned out to be a hoax, possibly by someone the teen had beat in a game of Call of Duty.
On Tuesday, 17-year-old Rafael Castillo was enjoying his Spring Break and playing some Call of Duty online. According Castillo’s brother, someone was angry that Castillo has beaten him and threatened to “swat” him.
For those of you unaware of the latest antics teens pull nowadays, “swatting” refers to calling police to report a fake crime in hopes of having a SWAT team respond to the home of another person.
In this case, Long Island police received a call from someone pretending to be Castillo. “I just killed my mother and I might shoot more people,” the caller claimed.
This led to choppers being deployed over Castillo’s house and more than 60 officers deployed to the location, including elite members of Nassau County’s special operations unit.…
Knoxville, TN – A woman having an Easter egg hunt in her backyard with her 4-year-old discovered the decomposing corpse of a homeless man under her deck.
Tara Hanouskova said she’d noticed a foul odor in her backyard for several days but had been unable to locate the source. When a man came to cut her grass, she asked if he could find the source but he was unable to as well.
It wasn’t until Wednesday evening, during an Easter egg hunt with her son that Hanouskova was able topinpoint the source of the bad smell. While hunting for eggs, she saw a pair of tennis shoes under her deck.
The tennis shoes were attached to the decomposing body of 29-year-old Joshua Grubb, a homeless man who apparently crawled up under her deck and died.
Officials believe Grubb died under the deck two weeks ago of natural causes, but they are still waiting on autopsy results. Police believe Grubb’s body went unnoticed for so long because Hanouskova’s deck is large, and the area where Grubb was found is dark and narrow.…
Fayetteville, AR – Police have arrested 31-year-old Scott Sholds after they say he used a cell phone to record himself raping a 2-year-old girl.
Police say Sholds was busted after his ex-girlfriend discovered the video on her cell phone. She thought she’d lost the phone, not realizing her son had taken it and given to Sholds, the boy’s father.
After getting the cell phone back, she discovered a video on the phone and was horrified to find it was a video of a man raping a child later identified as the 2-year-old daughter of the woman Sholds was living with.
The ex-girlfriend called police and told them she was positive the man in the video was Sholds. I’m assuming his face was not seen in the video, as police had to match Sholds’ voice with the voice heard in the recording.
Sholds didn’t do himself any favors when he denied raping the child and claiming he never lived or slept at the little girl’s home, as police would discover he’d been living with the girl’s mother for the last nine days.…
PORTLAND, ME — Holly Morrison has been charged with gross sexual assault after police say the 34-year-old allowed her boyfriend to sexually assault a developmentally disabled 14-year-old relative.
Back in November, the victim told friends and counselors at school that Morrison’s boyfriend, 59-year-old Donald Cass, had been sexually assaulting her for a month. She would later tell police that Cass would use objects to sexually assault her.
Even worse, she alleged these assaults were encouraged by Morrison, who she said encouraged her to get in the bed with the couple and shower with them. When interviewed, Morrison admitted to seeing Cass assault the girl on three occasions.
Although she said she didn’t approve of Cass’ behavior, she said he’d convinced her that sexually assaulting the developmentally disabled teen was normal. Morrison said she met Cass at a swingers’ party and that Cass, who is married, had visited her on weekends for the last five years.
In February, Cass would plead guilty to two counts of gross sexual assault. He was sentenced to eight years in prison with four years suspended.…
Hollywood, CA – Andre Johnson, aka Christ Bearer, is recovering in the hospital after cutting off his penis and jumping from the second floor of a North Hollywood apartment.
Johnson is a member of the rap duo Northstar and part of the Wu Tang Clan family. He’s also affiliated with other groups in the Wu-Fam, including the West Coast Killa Beez and Rugged Monk of the Black Knights.
TMZ reports that other members of Northstar were present when Johnson cut off his penis without warning and then leaped from the balcony. They said when they got downstairs, Johnson was running around screaming like a banshee. They also said Johnson had not been taking hard drugs at the time of the incident.
Johnson is currently being treated at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. He’s alive, but if they cant reattach that sucker, I’m betting he’ll wish he wasn’t.
OCALA, FL – Police say 37-year-old Chrystal Hassell went on a crack binge inside a Florida motel before giving birth in the bathtub and then cutting the umbilical cord with her teeth.
Hassell was approximately six to seven months pregnant went she got a room at Vacation Host Inn and went and went on a 24 hour cocaine bender. She gave birth to her baby in the bathtub and chewed through the umbilical cord. To her credit, she called 911 when the baby started turning blue.
The baby is in critical condition on a ventilator at UF Heatlh Shands Hospital while Hassel is on suicide watch at the Marion County Jail facing a charge of child neglect.
Unfortunately, crack cocaine does not cause ovaries to wither on the vine. This is Hassel’s third child. She has a 16-year-old daughter who was born addicted to crack, and an 11-month old boy who was taken by the Florida Department of Children and Families after this recent incident.
The father of the baby and 11-month-old, 43-year-old Vincent Terry, was also arrested on a warrant out of El Pasco County, Colo., for domestic violence, attempted murder and drug possession.…
MAGNOLIA, TX – An Amber Alert has been issued for Elizabeth Rex, the 14-year-old who vanished on Monday and is believed to be with 51-year-old Randy Johnson – a one time family friend who called to taunt the family.
Elizabeth’s family told reporters they took Johnson into their mobile home after learning he was dying from colon cancer. But after eight months, Johnson had developed a relationship with “Lizzy” that they were not comfortable with and asked him to leave.
“I mean we were literally listening to every conversation and it was in code,” said Jennifer Black, Lizzy’s mother. “So once we decided what the codes were, it was like you have to go you can’t be here.”
On Monday, Lizzie walked out of their home and hasn’t been seen since. Her family had no idea where she went until they started getting phone calls from Johnson.
“He calls us and says, ‘Y’all will never see Lizzy again and things like that cuz where we’re going you can’t get there,’” said Elizabeth’s dad, Patrick Rex.…
Calgary – Police in Calgary have named Matthew de Grood, the son of a police officer, as the sole suspect in what they call the worst mass murder in their city’s history.
It is still unclear what spurned the attack, but it happened at an all day party attended by several dozen University of Calgary students celebrating the end of classes.
De Grood had been invited to the party and arrived there after finishing his shift at a local grocery store. But for reasons unknown, at around 1:20am, the 22-year-old turned a kitchen knife on some of the party-goers.
When the attack was over, Joshua Hunter, Kaitlin Perras, and Jordan Segura were dead at the scene, while Lawrence Hong and Zackariah Rathwell would die later at the hospital.
Police would apprehend de Grood less than an hour later after he was tracked down by a K9 unit. He was treated for dog bites before being charged with five counts of first-degree murder.
Police chief Rick Hanson said de Grood targeted the victims one by one, stabbing them multiple times.…
PLEASANT GROVE, UT – Police in Utah have arrested 39-year-old Megan Huntsman on suspicion of six counts of murder after it was discovered she’d been using her garage as form of dead baby storage.
On Saturday morning, Huntsman’s ex-husband, Darren West, called police after finding “a suspicious package with a pungent smell.” When he opened it, he was shocked to find the body of a full-term baby. When police arrived, they performed a search inside the garage and found six more infants in separate cardboard boxes.
West had just recently been released from prison after serving a nine year sentence on a drug distribution conviction. His parents owned the home and he’d been there with his family on Saturday to clean it up so he could move back in with his three daughters.
Huntsman had not lived in the home since 2011, having moved out due to a struggle with substance abuse. When she was located and questioned by police, she was fully cooperative and admitted to giving birth to the infants between 1996 and 2006 – before her husband had went to prison.…
Chicago, IL – Demetrio Campbell has been accused of kicking in the door of a home and then raping a 4-year-old girl inside.
The 27-year-old convicted felon reportedly tried luring the girl and her older sister as they played outside, but the girls ran inside their home and locked the door behind them.
Campbell wasn’t letting a door stand in the way of some child rape, so he kicked in the door. Once inside, he instructed two older people in the home to leave, which they did. Campbell then took the 4-year-old into a bedroom and raped her.
One of the people Campbell ordered out of the home notified police, who found the victim in her bedroom and Campbell in the bedroom’s closet smoking a cigarette. He was arrested and charged with predatory criminal sexual assault and home invasion.
Campbell has past convictions for residential burglary and aggravated robbery. His most recent conviction was in 2008 in which he was sentenced to four years in prison. On Wednesday, Judge Edward Bowden ordered Campbell held without bond and also ordered Campbell to undergo a psychiatric evaluation.…
PORT CANAVERAL, FL – A 36-year-old crew member on the Disney Dream has been arrested after a 13-year-old passenger said he molested her on the cruise ship.
According to reports, the ship was docked at Port Canaveral when Disney Cruise Lines contacted local police, the FBI and the Coast Guard to report that one of their crew members, Ahmed Sofyan, had been accused of molesting a teen passenger.
The teen said that Sofyan, who is from Indonesia, lured her into an empty cabin and sexually molested her. She added that Sofyan would not let her leave the cabin when tried to escape. He only let her go after the girl told him that her parents would be looking for her.
Sofyan would later admit his actions to police, stating that he knew the girl’s young age and knew that his behavior was wrong. Sofyan was arrested on two counts of lewd or lascivious molestation and one count of false imprisonment.
“We have no tolerance whatsoever for the behavior alleged in this incident,” said Karl Holz, President of Disney Cruise Line, in a release.…
Pinellas Park, FL — In a video recently posted to LiveLeak, a 41-year-old woman, clad in nothing but a thong, is seen rampaging through a Pinellas County McDonald’s, breaking and throwing shit before eating ice cream straight out of the machine.
According to the fine folks over at WFTS, Susan Suarez walked into the McDonald’s at about 7:00 the evening of March 24th and offered one of the employees oral sex. When the employee refused, Suarez apparently started smashing, ultimately causing more than $10,000 in damage.
In the video, which has since gone viral, Suarez is seen banging her dome on the counter, pushing registers to the floor, throwing food and other items, toppling drink dispensers and repeatedly opening and closing a refrigerator door. The pièce de résistance, though? Sucking ice cream right out of the machine. And ice cream apparently soothes even the most savage of beasts because Suarez cooled her shit right then.
Well, kinda. Police say she put up a bit of a fight while they were trying to detain her, kicking, licking and attempting to kiss the arresting officers.…