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OVIEDO, FL – Police have arrested 20-year-old Joshua Ortiz after they say he beat and strangled his mother to death.
According to police, Ortiz got into a fight with two of his brothers because Ortiz was hungry and had not eaten in three days. Afterwards, the two brothers left the home to get a haircut and Ortiz was last seen by a family friend hiding in some bushes.
When the brothers returned home they found Ortiz was gone, along with their mother’s 2005 Ford Mustang, and their mother, Jacqueline, was dead on the floor inside the home.
“My mother’s not breathing and she does not have a pulse,” the brothers told 911 dispatchers. “She’s just on the floor right next to the pantry, when we got back. She has bruises on her face that would indicate that she was (expletive) struck or something.”
Unfortunately, there was nothing that could be done for the woman and she was pronounced dead. According to the arrest warrant, Jacqueline had been strangled to death.…
SEAL ROCK, OREGON – A woman who routinely blogged about her struggles caring for her autistic son has been charged with murder after she found a way to end her frustrations by chucking his ass off a bridge.
Police say 34-year-old Jillian McCabe threw her 6-year-old son, London, off the Yaquina Bay Bridge and then called Newport Police Department to tell them what she’d done. Police would find McCabe near the bridge and interview her before London’s body was spotted in the water by someone from a restaurant nearby.
McCabe was arrested and charged with aggravated murder, murder and first-degree manslaughter. Her bail has been set at $750,000.
Family members say McCabe has been dealing with several setbacks recently, aside from raising her non-verbal and autistic son. Her husband was diagnosed with MS and a mass in his brain stem, as well as the death of her father.
Despite all of this, no one thought she would ever kill her son.
“Jillian was always so patient with him, and loving.…
SPOTSYLVANIA COUNTY, VA – A teen mom in Virginia is facing child abuse charges after a picture of her 14-month-old son hanging from a hook was posted on Facebook.
The picture shows the son of 18-year-old Alexis Breeden suspended in the air from a door frame, hanging by his t-shirt that had been attached to a plant hook. The shirt is tight around his neck and the boy is obviously not to happy about the situation.
Some people were so disturbed by the picture that they shared it on the Spotsylvania County Sheriff’s Office Facebook page hoping that they would investigate. They did, and ended up identifying Breeden, who turned herself in after a felony warrant was issued for her arrest. She’s currently facing a felony child abuse charge.
Breeden recently pleaded guilty to an assault and battery charge against a family member and was ordered by a judge to complete anger management courses and undergo a mental health evaluation.
As you can imagine, a lot of people have chimed in to criticize Breeden, and she later posted a response to those people that read:
“The cops came to my house twice last night and saw that he was fine.…
REVERE, MA — Revere fire captain, Carl Holmberg, is on paid leave after he used a golf club to attack a group of kids who were allegedly harassing his family on Halloween night.
The incident happened in Holmberg’s neighborhood as he, his wife and their 6-year-old son were out trick-or-treating. Holmberg’s wife said they were confronted by a group of around 10 kids, aged 11 to 17, who started harassing them in the street.
“About eight or 10 kids came and started throwing things at him, and then they left and came back with more kids, and then they stood there and taunted us and told him they were going to mess him up,” Serena Holmberg said, adding that one kid was holding a fake machete.
She said that she called police to report the harassment, but the teens started assaulting her husband before she even hung up the phone. Her husband then used a golf club to attack the kids in self-defense, sending two to the hospital and leaving an 11-year-old boy with welts on his head.…
MESA, AZ – Brett Benavides, 42, has been charged after a hammer flew from his hand while vandalizing his girlfriends car, and fatally struck a man in the forehead.
Court documents say Benavides was losing his shit in an apartment complex parking lot, using a hammer to smash in the windshield of his girlfriend’s car.
At some point during Benavides’ dumbassery, he lost his grip on the hammer and it went flying through the air, hitting Steven Melcher in the forehead as he stood on his porch just feet away.
Melcher was taken to the hospital for his head injury, but developed a brain bleed and fell into a coma. He was taken off life support two days later.
“It just really hurts, I feel empty,” said Melcher’s wife of 25 years. “All I know is I want justice,” she said.
Dunno if she will get it, but police have arrested Benavides and have charged him with manslaughter.
One of the reasons why I posted this article, aside from the ridiculous way Mr.…
The 3-month-old died last month after spending two days in the hospital. The medical examiner found the baby had suffered a skull fracture, blunt force trauma to the body, and had biting injuries to his chest, hands, fingers, feet and toes.
Jenkins, 38, initially told police that he accidentally dropped his son on his head while giving him a bath, and that the bite marks found on his son came from the neighbor’s dog biting the boy while he was in a car seat wearing a monkey suit.
But the boy’s mother told police a different story. She said that her husband was initially scared to call 911 after their son was injured, mainly because he had repeatedly bit the boy because he was crying. She said the bites were so severe that blood from the wounds had soaked through the baby’s clothes.
She said Jenkins only called 911 after coming up with the genius “baby in a monkey suit being bitten by neighbor’s dog” story.…
MIAMI, WV – Police have arrested Jonnie Boggess after they say the 47-year-old had sex with his beagle-mix, Piglet.
I’m not entirely sure how an animal rights group found out Boggess was allegedly having sex with his dog, but they contacted State Police in Quincy once they did.
According to the complaint, when Boggess was interviewed he admitted to them that he had been drinking in bed with Piglet before he had “gentle sexual intercourse” with Piglet.
After he had sex with Piglet, he said he held her, petted her, and told her that he loved her. He also told police the sex was ok for a couple of reasons: one, Piglet weighs over 40 pounds and two, Piglet had been spayed.
He would later state he wished he’d not had sex with the dog and that his girlfriend told him she heard Piglet yelping but Boggess ensured police he had not hurt Piglet.
Boggess was arrested and charged with animal cruelty. His bond, $5,000, was paid for by someone shortly after it was set.…
MIDDLETOWN, OH – Authorities say 16-year-old Christian Faith Benge had a pre-existing health condition when she collapsed and died partway through a haunted house attraction.
Benge only had one lung after being born with congenital diaphragmatic hernia, a birth defect that prevents the lungs from developing normally.
Despite her condition and operating on one lung, she and around 100 friends and family decided to visit the Land of Illusion Haunted Scream Park.
The popular Halloween attraction has four haunted houses and one haunted trail with “live spooks, lunatics and chainsaw-wielding madmen.”
Benge had made it halfway through the attraction when she suddenly collapsed. Her mother immediately performed CPR but the teen would be pronounced dead after being transported to the hospital.
Medical officials say part of the girl’s heart was enlarged four times its normal size. “They said she was like a time bomb,” her grandmother said.
“I trust God. He has the ultimate plan,” said Benge’s mother. “She’s better off than we are … because of her faith in Christ I know she’s home.”
This family puts a lot of faith in God, believing he’s the reason why their daughter survived a birth defect with a 40-62% mortality rate, but I don’t think I would’ve pushed my luck by taking her to a place where people try to scare the shit out of you.…
CAPE CORAL, FL – A man dining at a Golden Corral says he took a bite of his chili and quickly realized he was chewing on the head of a dead rat.
Billy Wilson said he was a weekly patron of the restaurant until Wednesday night. That’s when he noticed something crunchy in his chili, and it wasn’t one of those hard-shelled peppercorns.
“The first bite I took out of it was a crunch, and at the time I was like, maybe you know sometimes you get a hard bean inside of chili,” he said.
To his horror, it wasn’t a hard bean he spat out, but rather the head of a rat; complete with ears, eyes and a snaggletooth.
“When I saw it, I just went into the bathroom and threw up,” Wilson said. “I was like ‘ugh.’ I just couldn’t get the taste out of my mouth.”
I’m not sure if he meant the Golden Corral chili or the rat head, but he immediately notified the manager who came over to inspect the rat head.…
THOUSAND OAKS, CA – Firefighters had to rescue 28-year-old Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa after she got herself stuck in a chimney while breaking into the home of a man she met online.
Police were called to the home after neighbors reported hearing a woman crying inside the chimney at around 5:45 a.m. Deputies found Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa trapped inside the chimney. The man who lives in the home was not there at the time.
Ventura County Fire Department and Urban Search and Rescue had to dismantle the chimney and lube Nunez-Figueroa up with some dish soap before pulling her out.
She was taken to the hospital for an evaluation and later charged with illegal entry and providing false information to a peace officer.
The man who lives in the home told reporters that this is the second time Nunez-Figueroa has been found on his roof. He said he met her online recently, but had broken off the relationship after only a few dates.
He said there weren’t any red flags to alert him to any possible craziness that lurks within all females in varying degrees, until two weeks ago.…
Zhang was at the zoo with his grandfather when he climbed over a safety rail and reached inside a bear’s cage to try and give it food. The bear ended up grabbing the boy’s right arm, instead.
As Chien screamed, people tried beating the bear of the boy for 10 minutes until the bear finally ripped off Chien’s arm. It would take zoo official another 20 minutes to retrieve the arm from inside the bear’s cage.
Pictures of the poor kid are now online, showing him standing alone, in shock, with a bone protruding from his shoulder where is arm used to be. He was taken to the hospital but doctors were unable to save the arm.
I think parents in China are required by law to throw one-armed children in the trash, so Chien’s parents are understandably upset and are blaming the zoo.…
The 28-year-old has been arrested after allegedly driving around town tossing dildos at young girls, then sitting in his car to watch their reactions.
Last month, two 14-year-old girls told police that a male driver stopped his vehicle about 100 feet in front of them as they walked home from a park. The man opened his door and placed an unknown object on the ground before driving past them.
The girls said the man “was sitting there staring at them from his car with the driver’s side widow rolled down” watching their reactions as they discovered the object was a giant purple dildo.
A second report was made by a 15-year-old girl who had a similar experience as she walked home from a bus stop. She said a man threw an item out of the driver’s side window of his vehicle, which rolled slightly underneath the car.…
SAINT CHARLES, MO — Police have accused 18-year-old Desiree Cozzoni of giving her child away to a known heroin user so she could live the life of “a normal teenager,” then later called police to falsely claim her child had been kidnapped.
According to reports, Cozzoni and her 16-month-old son moved from place to place, sometimes staying with a heroin user who already lost custody of her two children and lived in motels because she was homeless.
Despite buying heroin daily and using the drug in front of Cozzoni and her her son, Cozzoni signed over custody of her son to the woman on nonlegal documents that I can only imagined looked something like this.
Then, according to court documents, Cozzoni changed her phone number to prevent the woman from being able to contact her. But for some reason, Cozzoni recently had a change of heart. For reasons unknown, she called police to report that her son had been kidnapped by the woman.
After police investigated her claims and found out the whole story, Cozzoni admitted she’d given her son to the woman so that she could go on living the life of “a normal teenager.”
Police charged Cozzoni with two misdemeanor charges of making a false report and endangering the welfare of a child.…
According to police, Sean Johnson was captured acting all suspicious and stuff on surveillance video Tuesday afternoon. In said video, Johnson is apparently seen approaching the innocent plush toy in the clearance section somewhere near the garden department. He was then seen carrying his new found love to the bedding department.
It was there, police say, that Johnson got busy.
In the surveillance video, Johnson is seen exposing his Johnson and humping the horse — utilizing short, fast movements. When finished, Johnson reportedly shot his load on the horse’s chest. Sated, Johnson placed the stuffed animal on top of a comforter set and exited the store.
I have to assume security personnel were rolling on the floor laughing, while vomiting, maybe, and that’s why they failed to apprehend the plushie fucker before he was able to make it out of the store.…
CONWAY, PA – Brittany Ruck, 25, is facing some serious charges after she allegedly pulled her 6-year-old daughter’s hair so hard that she separated the girl’s scalp from her skull.
Police were first alerted to the incident back in August after hospital officials contacted them to report they were treating a young girl for a head injury consistent with violent hair pulling.
“The head injury was described in medical terms as traction,” said Michael Priolo, of the Conway Police Department. “It is a separation between the scalp and skull which creates a void that fills with blood. The blood ended up pulling around the eyes, giving her raccoon eyes.”
When interviewed, the girl said that when she had difficulty counting to 12, her mother “pulled her out of a chair by her hair.” She said that the next day her mother pulled her into a corner by her hair.
Ruck admitted to police that she’d pulled her daughter’s hair on multiple occasions because that’s what her mother used to do to her when she was a young girl.…
DAMASCUS TWP, PA – Tristen Kurilla, 10, has been charged as an adult after admitting he beat a 90-year-old woman to death in his grandfather’s house.
Kurilla was visiting his grandfather on Saturday when he walked into the room of 90-year-old Helen Novak, whom his grandfather was caring for, and asked her a question. Novak got angry at the boy and told him to leave her room.
In response, Kurilla admitted to using a cane to hook around Novak’s neck and used the shaft to pull her back on to a bed. He then pressed the cane against Novak’s neck and punched her repeatedly in the head and stomach.
After he was finished, Kurilla told his grandfather that Novak was in her room bleeding from her mouth but didn’t admit he was the cause. His grandfather went to check on Novak and found her “breathing heavy and looking terrified.” He called 911 but found her unresponsive when he checked on her a short time later.
Novak would be taken to the hospital where she would be pronounced dead.…
CZECH REPUBLIC – This may be the very first story we’ve ever had out of the Czech Republic, where a 15-year-old girl has been accused of using an ax to chop off her friend’s fingers so she could make a sacrifice to Satan.
Authorities say it happened in the city of Brno after Alena Skrivankova went to the home of 10-year-old Jitka Svehlova and told the little girl’s parents that they were going out to play.
Once inside the woods, Skrivankova allegedly tied the younger girl to a tree and then used an axe she’d hidden in her backpack to chop off the girl’s fingers.
“Somehow the younger girl managed to escape, and her horrified parents called the police,” said a police spokesman. “When officers arrived at the scene they found the older girl sitting on the ground with the ax in one hand and the severed fingers in the other.”
Skrivankova allegedly said she cut off the girl’s fingers because she wanted to make a sacrifice to Satan. She was arrested and is now expected to undergo psychiatric assessment.…
HAUSER, ID – Jeremy McSpadden was an 18-year-old zombie actor at an Idaho corn maze who was killed Saturday night after being ran over by the Zombie Slayer Paintball Bus.
McSpadden was working at the Incredible Corn Maze where people can pay $15 to ride a modified school bus equipped with mounted paintball guns to shoot at attacking zombies.
Multiple witnesses state that as McSpadden emerged from his hiding spot and ran toward the bus, he stumbled and fell directly in front of the rear tires of the bus.
Although the bus was moving so slow that a speed didn’t register on the speedometer, the teen was unable to get out of the way and was crushed to death. Because of the bumpy terrain, most people didn’t even realize anything had happened.
It wasn’t until after the bus had traveled away, and the zombie actors were resetting for the next bus to pass by, that anyone realized McSpadden had been run over. Emergency services were called, but there really wasn’t anything they could do for the kid.…