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Aundria Jones Has Awesome Priorities

January 3, 2008 at 11:07 am by  

MEMPHIS, Tenn. - Aundria Jones, 29, couldn’t resist celebrating the coming of the New Year. So she left her two children, Romello Winters, 4, and Christian Griffen, 7, alone in their apartment for several hours while she partied elsewhere. At around 2:00 am, a fire broke out in flames. Firefighters were able to control the fire after about 30 minutes, but the two children died at the hospital. Jones showed up to her residence only after she was called by police.…

Rudolph Zurick Escapes Too

January 2, 2008 at 2:29 pm by  

You may not recognize the name, but you probably remember the story from last month. Two inmates, Otis Blunt, 32, and Jose Espinosa, 20, escaped from the Union County Jail by digging holes in the walls and covering up their work with posters. Once they had escaped, they left behind two of the …

Hey Pedro Cortez, Nice Shot You Idiot

January 2, 2008 at 12:28 pm by  

Denver – Pedro Cortez, 25, has been arrested for the shooting death of an 11-year-old girl and a woman who were both at a New Year’s party in a house in Denver. Shortly after midnight, Cortez fired a high-powered rifle from approximately 300 yards away from the home. The bullet …

Foster Kids Kill Mary Clark

January 2, 2008 at 11:53 am by  

Tennessee — Two foster teens,James Earl Garrett, 17, and Jeffery Byrd Johnson Jr., 15, are charged with killing their foster mother and her mother-in-law shortly after the new year. At around 1:00 or 2:00 am, Mary Clark, 38, and her mother-in-law, Gail Clark, 66, were shot execution style, possibly while they slept. The alleged shooters, Mary Clark’s foster children aged 15 and 16, called 911 around 4:00 am. Investigators found one body in a bedroom and the other in the living room.…

Zenon Fernandez Hates Furniture; Kills Kid

January 2, 2008 at 11:19 am by  

Miami – It was your standard New Years Eve celebration outside an Opa-locka apratment complex. At around 11:30 pm, there was drinking, 11-year-olds out playing hide-and-seek and residents shooting guns. A few minutes before the New Year, Zenon Fernandez, 49, decided to unload a semi-automatic weapon into an abandoned couch that had been left on the street.

Shortly after, 11-year-old Joshua Arroliga’s family could not locate him and began searching the apartment complex for him. They eventually found him …

Kumari Fulbright Is Hardcore; Butterface

January 2, 2008 at 9:44 am by  

Jaileen has been replaced. Kumari Fulbright, 25, has been indicted on charges of kidnapping, armed robbery, aggravated robbery and two counts of assault with a deadly weapon.

The Arizona law student who participated in The Miss Puma 2005 and Miss Desert Sun 2006 pageants, allegedly kidnapped her ex-boyfriend, with the help of three other men, and took him to two different locations where …

Michael Gagnon Is An Asshole

January 1, 2008 at 1:07 am by  


And has earned the honor of being the first person to be featured on The Dreamin’ Demon for the year 2008. Go Michael! Good job! Schmuck.

TOLEDO – Michael has killed five members of a family in one fell swoop Sunday night when he decided to drive drunk. He drove his F350 on the wrong side of I-280 for 4-miles before hitting a minivan with a family of eight. The crash ripped a side door off the minivan, throwing out some of the victims. Killed were …

The Dreamin’ Demon Top 10 Douchebags of 2007

December 30, 2007 at 2:17 pm by  

Even though we didn’t actually start keeping track of our stories until the middle of the year, I still think the stories would rank exactly where they do. This particular ranking was created by simply taking our top 10 most viewed stories. This usually also equaled the top 10 most commented stories as well.

So, let’s get things started …

David Rudd Is The Hooter’s Shooter

December 29, 2007 at 4:00 pm by  

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Well it seems as if everything I’ve been saying is wrong with some of my fellow Americans has proved itself once again. A patron at a Tennessee Hooter’s was not happy with his bill and refused to pay. He was escorted out of the restaurant only to start shooting inside the building with a .40-caliber handgun. A customer leaving the restaurant and a manager inside were in critical condition Saturday at the University of Tennessee Medical Center. The man then left on foot after the shooting, which happened just after midnight on Saturday, and police are still looking for him.

As I was saying about everything wrong with some Americans……

Felipe Rivera Hates Gays; Rapes Man

December 29, 2007 at 12:23 pm by  

Illinois - Felipe Rivera, 43, and another man were both at a basement party when “Mr. Rivera got upset apparently because he believed the victim, No. 1, didn’t respond to a female and then, No. 2, somehow winked at him — made what he perceived as a sexual advance,” said Cicero police spokesman Dan Proft. Rivera then punched the man in the face and was then asked to leave the party. Rivera waited outside of the party waiting for the man he punched to leave. He then followed the man home. As the 37-year-old man was climbing an outdoor stairwell to his apartment, Rivera attacked him. Rivera removed the victim’s pants …

Anu Solanki Has Some ‘Splainin’ To Do

December 29, 2007 at 11:45 am by  

Chicago - I was going to post this when the story first came out, but got too busy with some site additions to do it. Basically, it was another story about a suburban housewife who went missing four days ago. Anu had left work to go to a nearby river to dispose of a statue. The statue was of the Hindu god Ganesha. It was used in her wedding ceremony, but was broken in transit when the statue was sent to them from New Jersey, where the couple were married. A Hindu priest instructed the coupe to dispose of the statue in this matter. On Christmas Eve, she made a call to her friend that evening, telling her that she was at Des Plaines River and that 4 men were following her. This coupled with the fact that she never cam home, prompted her husband, Dignesh, to notify authorities. Her car was found…

Dwight Toombs, Cop, Molests Girl, 15

December 27, 2007 at 1:31 pm by  

– Fort Pierce Police Officer Dwight Toombs, 33, was arrested and charged with three felony counts of sexual battery on a person 12 years of age or older by a government agent and three felony counts of lewd and lascivious battery after he molested a girl he was investigating. The incident occured after Toombs had been called to investigate an incident of two people having sex in a car. The girl told police when Toombs arrived, she and the 20-year-old man were in the car and she was wearing only a T-shirt. Toombs reportedly asked them both for identification, handcuffed the man, went around to where the girl was sitting and handcuffed her, and “had her sit in the passenger seat and then told her to open her legs,’’ the report states.

Police say Toombs drove the man and girl to another location, where …

Carlos Sousa Mauled By Tiger On Christmas

December 27, 2007 at 11:50 am by  

San Francisco - While some of you bitched and moaned about the hassles brought on by the holidays and all of the aggravating things it brings…travel, shopping, and of course, family. At least you didn’t get mauled to death by a tiger on Christmas.

While everyone has heard of this by now, I had not posted anything about it as it had not been deemed any type of crime. But things are a changin’ and I figured I would go ahead and get this up so it can be followed on the site. For those of you who only read this site and live under a rock, a tiger at the San Francisco zoo escaped its enclosure on Christmas and killed 17-year-old, Carlos Sousa Jr., and also mauled two brothers who survived their injuries.

The question is how in the hell did this tiger, named Tatiana, get out of its habitat. It has been reported …

Multiple People Found Dead In Home; 2 Arrested

December 26, 2007 at 4:53 pm by  

Carnation, Wash - Six people have been found dead in a home on Wednesday. In all, deputies found Wayne Scott Anderson, 60, a Boeing engineer, and postal worker Judy Anderson, 61, at whose home the shootings occurred; Scott Anderson, Michele’s brother; his wife, Erica; and their two children, 6-year-old Olivia and 3-year-old Nathan. They suffered traumatic injuries. The house is isolated in a rural area. A friend of the family discovered the bodies around 8 a.m. and then called 911. He had went to the house when one of theoccupants did not show up for work. Police say the occupants may have been dead since Christmas Eve.

I’ll update this as more information becomes available, but it is being reported that the authorities have ruled out murder-suicide and yet announced that there was no threat to the community.

Update:

Police have arrested a man and woman in connection with the deaths of six people. Deputies arrested Joseph Thomas McEnroe and Michele Kristen Anderson, both 29. Michele is the daughter of Wayne and Judy.…

Sandra Lyons; Drama Queen

December 26, 2007 at 2:16 pm by  

Orlando – Sandra Lyons has vanished following an argument at a Christmas party she was attending with her husband, Chris Meyers. Friends and family did not think she was being serious until she got so angry that she wanted to leave. Friends followed her and her husband outside where they pleaded with her to go. Ignoring them, Lyons walked away alone. This was around 11:30 Saturday night. 30 minutes later, Meyers came informed everyone that he had been out looking for her, but could not find her.

Helicopters and rescue dogs were used, but the dogs lost her scent at a walking trail in a nearby park. She’s described as 36 year old, five foot four inches tall with a dark complexion, long blondish hair and brown eyes. She was wearing a black tank style blouse, jeans, heels and a black hat.

Anyone with any information is urged to all the Seminole County Sheriff’s Department.

Update:

News reports coming in that she has been found safe and with a friend. An e-mail was sent to the media at 2:30 p.m., from deputies, that said Lyons “was reportedly found safe and unharmed with a friend.

Daniel Heninger Is A Tough Guy

December 25, 2007 at 2:21 am by  

Springfield, Ill - Daniel Heninger, 37, is now in jail for beating the shit out of his girlfriend’s 6-year-old daughter. He has been charged with attempted murder and aggravated battery of a child. Earlier in the evening, Heninger and his girlfriend got into an argument. Heninger started to attack his girlfriend when the little girl tried to get in between them. Heninger then did what any real man would do by picking the little girl up and throwing her to the ground multiple times causing severe head trauma and numerous fractures. She will spend Christmas in Saint John’s Hospital. Her injuries were considered life threatening, but she is in stable condition. Two other children, ages 3 months and 13 months, were at the house, but were not battered.

Danile had been arrested once in July of 2005 for beating a woman’s kids too severly with a belt, and in March of 2005 he was arrested for allegedly hitting a woman with a baseball bat. No charges were ever filed in either of those two cases.…

Martina Harding Slit Her Son’s Throat

December 23, 2007 at 3:33 pm by  

Christian and son, Jarod

Martina Harding, 42 has been charged with killing her 6-year-old son, Jarod Harding, by slitting his throat Saturday and is being held on $500,000 bond. Martina attempted suicide by slashing her own throat but the injury was not life-threatening. There is no known motive for the attack. Martina’s husband, Christian Harding, and their 9-year-old daughter were home at the time of the attack, with the husband witnessing some of the incident which took place on the first floor of the split-level home. The father instructed the daughter to call 911 and while he is cooperative with investigators, he is also extremely distraught.…

Merry Christmas And All That Shit

December 22, 2007 at 10:45 am by  

For those of you not out of town doing the family thing, I will be doing some maintenance work on the site and introducing some new features that should make posting to articles a lot easier. So if you notice any issues with the site over the course of the day, no worries, it’s just me. I will use this article to keep you informed of what changes have been made successfully.

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