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In The Mean Time...

Hey, Demetrius Jordan, Nice Shot, Dumbass

January 14, 2008 at 4:50 pm by  

TITUSVILLE, Fla. — A group of teenagers were in the woods firing a stolen gun at turtles and other random items when they spied upon 31-year-old Jason Grunenfleder working on an air-conditioning unit. It was at that point Demetrius Jordan, 14, decided to elevate his ranking to Stupid Asshole. Using some railroad tracks to keep him steady, he took aim and fired, hitting Jason.…

Yalines Torres Is One Swingin’ Babysitter

January 14, 2008 at 1:53 pm by  

Hartford, Conn. – Yalines Torres, 25, may have known that you don’t shake a baby, but it never occurred to her you couldn’t swing one. She tried it out on Friday, putting 18-month old Elijah Gasque into a sleeping bag on Friday night and swinging the toddler around over her head. The game came to a thudding halt when Torres let the sleeping bag go and Elijah’s head hit a metal doorframe and broke.…

Edward Oberwise Is A Real Men Of Genius

January 14, 2008 at 12:17 pm by  

TAMPA, FL – Since Edward Oberwise, 37, was so successful in his first attempt to have sex with a 14 and 12-year-old girl that he met on Myspace, he figured he’d hit it again.

The first time he performed oral sex on the 12-year-old and her 14-year-old friend in a grocery store parking lot. The 12-year-old also perform oral sex on Oberwise.

The second time, the cops were waiting for him. The 12-year-old was replaced by a detective dressed like her and he was arrested and charged with ten counts of lewd and lascivious battery.

The real kicker is the “Real Men Of Genius” shirt he was wearing when he had his mugshot taken. Sometimes the funny writes itself.

Detectives believe there could be other victims so they are asking anyone with information to contact the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office at (813)247-8200 or through Crime Stoppers at 1-800-873-8477.

UPDATE: Oberwise was sentenced to 20 years in prison and 10 years of sex offender probation.

“I just need to say to the court how sorry I am,” Oberwise told the court.…

A Father Pays His Step-Son Back…And Then Some

January 13, 2008 at 8:09 pm by  

Fort Worth – When a 32-year-old father found his 18-year-old stepson sexually molesting his 8-year-old daughter, he notified the authorities and had him arrested on suspicion of aggravated sexual assault. The little girls was examined and it was determined she had been anally raped. The father told the family not to help the boy in any way. But the teen’s mother posted his bond behind the father’s back. The father then drove to the jail to pick up his step-son and showed the teen how upset he was with the recent events that had transpired. He showed the teen by taking him to an abandoned house and beating the shit out of with a baseball bat. Then, in an eye-for-eye tactic, anally raped the teen with a wrench-like metal tool.…

Tiffany Fraser Shows Son How To Cook

January 13, 2008 at 12:09 pm by  

AIRMONT, N.Y. (AP) — Tiffany Fraser, 26, (pictured left) has been arrested for stuffing her 7-year-old son in a hot oven as punishment for losing a cell phone. She pleaded not guilty to second-degree assault, a felony, in Village Court. She previously had been charged with a misdemeanor in the case. Also charged in connection to the incident is Joelle M. Lherisson, 37, (right) the child’s day care provider. She was charged with a misdemeanor count of failure to report child abuse. She has pleaded not guilty. Her license to operate a day care facility at her house has been revoked by the state.…

Chandler, AZ – Santana Batiz Aceves, aka Ricardo Ramirez Lopez, aka “Chaparro” , aka “Shorty”, aka The Chandler Rapist, is a bigger baby than the girls he’s raped over the last two years. Batiz Aceves, 39, is an illegal immigrant who’s been deported twice for drug offenses. He’s also a tearful little bitch who sniffled his way through Saturday’s court hearing after his arrest on Friday – presumably because in United States prison, people rape YOU.…

Michel Veillette Kills Family, Ruins House

January 12, 2008 at 4:29 pm by  

UPDATE 4/15/08 – Michel Veillette is dead. He hung himself with a sheet in his jail cell and was discovered at 1:39 a.m. today, approximately three months after he allegedly killed his wife and children.

Mason, Ohio – You know, if you’re gonna off your whole family, there just seem better ways to do it than setting fire to your $436,000 slice of suburban real estate, effectively ruining the market for everyone around you. But nooooo, Michel Veillette, 34, is not only a selfish homicidal bastard, he’s also a bad neighbor.

Veillette capped off his workweek Friday night with a little family en flambe. After beating and stabbing his wife Nadya Ferrari-Veillette, he then set fire to his three-story brick behemoth with his dead wife and the family’s four children inside. It is thought that the children were already in bed on the third floor of the home when their father set the house on fire. Because he’s nice like that.…

Monica Gonzales: Like Lori Drew, But Hotter

January 11, 2008 at 4:18 pm by  

San Antonio – If you piss off urban helicopter parent Monica Gonzales, she will beat you down like the little bitch you are. Or she’ll get one of her kids to do it.

Hearing that her twelve-year-old son had been shoved by a local 14-year-old, kinda hot brunette Monica did not have time to wait for explanations. Neither did she have the patience or long-range planning skills required to enact Myspace revenge. Instead, this fiery babe got her three sons in the car and took ’em on a little drive to Crazytown.…

2008 Bloggie Awards

January 11, 2008 at 2:41 pm by  

Blog Awards

Since I already have Kathy’s gold medals, I have grown power hungry. If there is an award out there, I friggin’ want it. Right now, my sights are on the 2008 Bloggie Awards. I was notified that we had been nominated by a lurker-turned-poster named tjhangel. She has nominated us for Best American, Best Topical, Most Humorous, Best Kept Secret, and Weblog of the Year. Why don’t you do the same?

If you enjoy the site, and would like to return the favor without sending me naked pics or moolah, simply peel your eyes off my wonderful, beautiful site for 5 minutes and go nominate it! What do I get out of it if the ol’ DD wins? Dunno. Don’t care, I just want the award! Help feed my insatiable lust for power or I will hurt the couch! Do you hate my site? Then go nominate it as well. It will guarantee a bandwidth increase with my host (the great Nexcess.net) and hit me right in the wallet!…

Marcos Gomez-Romero Wanted A Son Real Bad

January 11, 2008 at 12:33 pm by  

WINTER HAVEN, Fla. — Marcos Gomez-Romero, 28, was charged with murder, accused of fatally beating his 4-month-old daughter. He told investigators that he beat Ariana Rodriguez Romero to death because he did not want a daughter. He had been beating the infant for months and she finally died on Christmas morning. The autopsy showed the baby had five new left rib fractures, eight old left rib fractures, some of the old fractures were in two places, and seven old right rib fractures. She also had a bruised liver, a hematoma and laceration on her spleen, a hemorrhage in her left eye, a bruise on her shoulder blade, a hemorrhage to a back muscle and bruising on each side of her mouth. Want to be really sickened? Keep reading……

Derrick Crispin Abuses Toddlers; Sickens Detectives

January 11, 2008 at 11:10 am by  

Utah – Derrick Lee Crispin, 29, was arrested for investigation of two counts of second degree felony child abuse in what Salt Lake County investigators are calling one of the worst cases of child abuse they’ve ever seen. “In my 31 years with the sheriff’s office … I rate this in the top five worst (child abuse) cases,” said Salt Lake County Sheriff’s Lt. Paul Jaroscak, who used to work in the family crimes unit. “Detectives who were looking at the injuries of this child were sickened.” A 2-year-old girl was brought to St. Mark’s Hospital by her mother, Amy Roberts, 30. The girl’s eyes were swollen shut, appeared to have burns on her face, she had numerous cuts all over her body including what looked like an apparent knife wound near her temple, she was missing teeth and her hand “looked like it went through a weed-wacker.”…

Steven Zorn Is An Awesome Boyfriend

January 10, 2008 at 1:10 pm by  

Kansas City – Steven Zorn, 39, lived with his girlfriend, Susan Lockhart and her three children. Some time Monday night, Zorn got up to feed his girlfriend’s 1-month-old baby, Cora Jean Lockhart, then returned to bed. The next morning, the infant’s mother found her daughter was not breathing. The St. Joseph Police Department arrested Steven Zorn on Tuesday after an autopsy revealed Cora suffered skull swelling and fractures consistent with an assault. According to the probable cause statement, at around 3 a.m. Zorn fractured the baby’s skull by “hitting her about the head, shaking her, dropping her and sitting on her.”…

Christa Chidester Vacates Residence

January 10, 2008 at 10:48 am by  

WEDDINGTON, NC – Christa Chidester,34, was going through a divorce with her husband, Mark Chidester, 52. She also suffered from fibromyalgia, severe back pain and depression. She had gotten a court order which stated “Wife and her daughter shall vacate the former marital residence no later than Friday, January 4, 2008, at 5 p.m.” Chidester did just that, but she left her and her 9-year-old daughter’s bodies behind. She suffocated Sarah Higgins in her bed, then apparently hung herself in the attic. She left a note detailing what she had done and what to do with her personal affairs.…

Christopher Ellis Makes Crafts For Kids

January 10, 2008 at 9:11 am by  

Johnstown, PA – Prospective dad and woodwork hobbyist Christopher Ellis, 31, is all about the arts and crafts. He’s especially fond of testing his work on his almost-children, as reported by Johnstown police yesterday afternoon.…

Maria Lauterbach Is Pregnant And Missing

January 9, 2008 at 11:52 pm by  

Camp Lejeune — Lance Cpl. Maria Lauterbach 20, was reported missing by her mother on Dec. 19, five days after the two last spoke. She is also 81/2 months pregnant. Her car was found Monday night at a bus station near base and investigators said it hadn’t been there long. Her cell phone was on N.C. Highway 24. Suspicious activity has been flagged in Lauterbach’s bank accounts since her disappearance.…

Banita Jacks Needs Air Freshener, 4 Kids Dead

January 9, 2008 at 4:54 pm by  

Washington, DC – Whoa. U.S. Marshals that were “serving an eviction notice” in a southeast DC apartment building January 9 smelled something really, really rank.  When they investigated the smell, they did not find mice in the air ducts or someone’s lost guinea pig. What they did find was pretty heinous, even for Washington.

The decomposing corpses of four young girls were found in the apartment, where their mother, Banita Jacks, 33, had been living.   With the dead bodies of her daughters,  5-year-old Aja Fogle, 6-year-old N’Kiah Fogle, 11-year-old Britney Jacks and 17-year-old Tatianna Jacks.    For weeks, possibly months.…

School Says It Won’t Molest Your Kids, Much

January 9, 2008 at 3:58 pm by  

Houston, TX – The Spring Independent School District in Harris County, Texas, is home to some kind of cute teachers. Cute teachers who want to supplement your child’s income, feel your daughter up in a barn, and give your kids a blowjob they’ll never forget. Where else would you want to send your teenager to get an education?

Alison Mosbeck, Carlos Valencia and Shannon Hrozek are each facing charges of sexual abuse. The each allegedly molested students in multiple, separate incidents. Hrozek and Valencia both taught at Westfield High School in Spring; Mosbeck taught at Dueitt Middle School in the district.

Roy Chamberlin Likes To Rape

January 9, 2008 at 2:40 pm by  

BELLEFONTE, Pa. – Police say a Centre County man sneaked into a woman’s house and raped her nearly 200 times over a 13-month period. The woman was too terrified to call police or tell her husband. Roy Chamberlin now faces more than 1,100 charges including multiple counts of rape, burglary, sexual assault, aggravated indecent assault, criminal trespass and terroristic threats. He was already in jail awaiting trial for unrelated attempted murder charges.…