Teacher Arrested After Breaking 7-Year-Old's Jaw, Knocking Out Two TeethThree Dead After Eating Thanksgiving Dinner At California American Legion HallFather Accused Of Drowning His 4-Year-Old Daughter In Church Baptismal PoolPolice Sniper Shot Man Dead As He Held Two-Year-Old Girl HostageWorker Crushed To Death While Working Inside Recycling MachinePolice Looking For Man Who Stomped Puppies To Death In Front Of KidsWoman Jumps To Her Death After Running Over Estranged Husband Following Divorce HearingBoy, 14, Fatally Shot Mother And Brother, Tried Framing His DadMan Accused Of Driving Naked With Electrical Wires Attached To His GenitalsMom Charged After Child Drowns In Bathtub While She Has Sex In Another Room

In The Mean Time...

Failure In One Easy Step

December 13, 2008 at 7:31 am by  

Jocelyn Addison, Nia Mcbrayer & Jennifer Wattson

Bedford, OH–The internet. It’s always there for us when we need a problem solved. Need to know how to get red wine out of a white carpet? Check the internet. Looking for a solution to cure a recurring rash? It’s on the internet. Wanna commit armed robbery in six easy steps? What do ya know…you can get directions on the internet! …

WARNING: Sexy At Work

December 12, 2008 at 2:03 pm by  

Please note! – I still have a LOT of work to do, but I have to turn the new theme on for a bit. Please read for more information at the bottom of this article.

In preparation for the site upgrade, certain plugins and features have been disabled. This is causing some functions of the site to not function correctly, including the paged comments and comment number feature. I could take the time to fix it, but the upgrade will do that for me, so for now…it will remain broke for a day or so. We had decided to upgrade the site until next weekend, but fuck it…no time like the present.…

Rhonda McDaniel Is Kinda Scary

December 12, 2008 at 6:25 am by  

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West Palm Beach, FL–Rhonda McDaniel does not look pleased. Maybe it’s because she was recently dumped by her boyfriend of four years. Maybe it’s because the photographer said , ‘Say cheese!’ and she isn’t very fond of cheese. Or, maybe it’s because she was arrested for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. Yeah, I bet that’s it. The weapon? A foot-long kitchen knife. The intended victim? The ex-boyfriend.…

Richard Holman Is A Baby Raper

December 12, 2008 at 6:24 am by  

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Richard Holman & Ella Amish

Cookeville, TN–In the early morning hours of November 15, police were dispatched to the home of Ella Amish, 19. Ella’s 3-month-old baby boy wasn’t breathing. When he was transported to Vanderbilt Hospital in Nashville, he was fighting for his life. The extent of his injuries was shocking; a broken femur, injuries to his rectum, and internal injuries severe enough to require immediate surgery. The baby had been raped…and his mother knew who was responsible.…

Child’s Body Found Near Anthony Home

December 11, 2008 at 2:19 pm by  

UPDATE 12/13/08 – I’ve been told that the hair on the recovered body is a visual match for Caylee’s hair under a microscope.  The bone measurements are also correct for Caylee, so it’s just about certain that these remains are hers.  More details at the bottom of the article.

Orlando, FL (December 11, 2008) – The search for 2-year-old Caylee Anthony may be over.  At about 9:30 this morning, a utility worker who was working near the Anthony home walked into a wooded area to relieve himself.  As he walked through the hilly, wet grass, the man stumbled across a trash bag which was held together with duct tape. When the man opened the bag, the skull of a small child rolled onto the ground.  Inside the bag was the rest of the child’s body.  Caylee Anthony, 2, has been missing since approximately June 16, but was not reported missing until July 15.…

Shirley Good… Isn’t.

December 11, 2008 at 6:50 am by  

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Port St. Lucie, FL – Shirley Michele Good, 40, is a mean drunk with anger management issues.  Last Friday, Good showed just how hateful she can be when she assaulted Port St. Lucie Police Officer Tony Elliott.  During an arrest for public intoxication, Good attacked Officer Elliott by kicking, grabbing and twisting his balls.   She’s very lucky she didn’t walk into jail with a nightstick shoved up her ass. …

Prof. Barry Simpson Showed His Wang

December 10, 2008 at 12:58 pm by  

This article was written and submitted by Damaged Goods – thanks, DG!

Barry Simpson on dreamindemon.com


Mobile, AL – Hey there! How’s it goin’? How y’all feeling tonight?  Hopefully you’re all feeling good… but if you’re not… just think to yourself: “Self, it could be worse.  We could be Barry Simpson, 43.  He’s also known as that big, fat, pompous, narcissistic, disgusting, pseudo-intellectual pedophile university professor.”

Simpson’s hobbies include bebop music, long rambling blogs about things no one but him gives a shit about (mainly with regard to irrelevant music), giving pictures of his erect penis to teenage girls and being an utter and complete douchebag. …

Dawn Schrock Fails At Caregiving

December 10, 2008 at 12:35 pm by  

…and parenting.

Dawn Schrock at dreamindemon.com

Captioned on her Myspace…’Drop and give me 20”

Johnstown, PA–‘Drop and give me 20’ was a phrase often used in 19-year-old Dawn Schrock’s household. She commanded her mentally disabled younger brother to do push-ups when he talked back or played his music too loud. Push-ups were probably the kindest punishment she doled out to him. Withholding food may be the worst. At 6’5″, her 18-year-old brother weighed all of 118 pounds. Her brother wasn’t the only victim of abuse and neglect…her 6-month-old baby boy also suffered.…

Lauren Cosgrove Doesn’t Give Up

December 10, 2008 at 7:44 am by  

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Denton, TX–Former middle school teacher Lauren Cosgrove is tenacious. When she sees something she wants, she lets nothing stop her from getting it. Cosgrove, 30, had her eyes on the prize. The prize in this case…her soul-mate, a 13 year-old-boy. Arrest? Nah, that doesn’t stop her. Restraining order? Nothing but a useless piece of paper. She’s been arrested twice over the young lad, let’s hope the third time is a charm.…

Mary S. Jackson Left The Kids

December 10, 2008 at 4:36 am by  

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Palm Harbor, FL – Mary S. Jackson, 30, had boyfriend problems that needed handling last Saturday.  At about 5:00 p.m., she left her four daughters at home and went to take care of business, telling the girls that she’d be back in a little while.  Jackson’s daughters, ages 12, 10, 7 and 6, waited for their mother to come home.  And waited.  And waited some more.  By Monday,  their mother still hadn’t returned. …

Daniel Suarez’s Daemon is an amazing story.  And I’m not talking about the actual plot; for that, the word “Amazing” would not suffice.  No, I am referring to the incredible series of events which are leading up to its publication and release on January 8th. After writing Daemon back in 2004, Suarez faced the uphill battle common to many first-time authors.  Unable to find a buyer, yet confident of the quality of his work, he decided to self-publish.  Using print-on-demand, Suarez pumped out a few dozen copies a month, at the time sporting the pseudonym of Leinad Zeraus, his real name spelled backwards. Eventually the book achieved an underground and vocal following.  A tipping point of sorts was reached, and the right people began promoting the book in whatever way they could, people like Craig, of Craigslist fame and Rick Klau, at Feedburner (now owned by Google).  This network helped boost sales until the bright folks at Dutton publishing realized that a phenomenal author was going ignored.…

Charles W. Anderson Passed Out

December 9, 2008 at 11:48 am by  

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Bradenton, FL – Charles William Anderson, 33, had a rough morning Friday.  At about 4:00 in the morning, police found Anderson passed out behind the wheel of his car, which was still running.  Anderson was stoned out of his gourd on Xanax and weed. And his three-year-old son was crying in the back seat.   Not your best idea, Charlie.  …

Michael Donehoo Used Photobucket Wrong

December 9, 2008 at 10:27 am by  

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Marion, IA – Michael Donehoo, 43, is this morning’s Tard Of The Intarwebz.  For serious.  Why?  Because he uploaded over 200 images of child pornography to his Photobucket account, that’s why.  Come on, now, pervs of the world.  If you’re gonna take nudie pics of jailbait, you don’t load it to Photobucket.  They don’t even like adult nudity, much less 15 and 13 year old nudity.  Idiot.…

Joseph Lavelle Is A Prankster

December 8, 2008 at 10:27 am by  

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New York – Kids do some pretty stupid shit. God knows I sometimes wonder how I even made it out of my teen years. I’m sure everyone can relate to the mob mentality that occurs whenever teens herd together…how their collective IQ actually lowers as individual teens are added to the overall think tank. But I swear…at no point do I ever remember my friends and I ever initiating, viewing or participating in the activities Joseph Lavelle, 16, and his friends did the other day.…

Amber Bertram’s Daughter Died

December 8, 2008 at 10:16 am by  

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Amber Bertram (Myspace) and her daughter, Kaitlyn Mae Borson

Muncie, IN – Kaitlyn Mae Borson died on November 28, 2008, at the age of eight.  Kaitlyn wasn’t beaten to death, or hit by a drunk driver – but her death is just as pointless, snuffed out just as carelessly.  Kaitlyn died because her mother, Amber Sky Bertram, 29, couldn’t be bothered to monitor her daughter’s blood sugar.  Which normally wouldn’t be a problem, except that Kaitlyn was an insulin-dependent diabetic.  …

Review: X-Men Noir Issue 1

December 7, 2008 at 11:00 pm by  

Syzygy. The alignment of three heavenly bodies. That’s what this is for me. Comic books, Noir Murder Mysteries, Secularization. In my review of Double Indemnity I hinted at an upcoming Noir event that I would be following with interest. And here it is. Marvel is doing for Noir what they lately did for zombies, recasting their iconic characters in a new world for a new audience. And if the first offering is any indication, this is going to be a smash hit.…

Michael Kelly’s Grandaughter Is Persistent

December 7, 2008 at 10:59 pm by  

Michael Kelly on dreamindemon.com

MANATEE COUNTY Mr. Kelly’s wife got a hold of her 7-year-old granddaughter’s diary and decided to take a look inside. What she found was not the little girl detailing things a 7-year-old girl should be putting in her diary, like how much she loves her dog, or that she rode her bicycle with her friends, or that her parents made her eat meatloaf for dinner. No, this little girl detailed how she and her grandfather had participated in activities like oral sex and watching porn together.…

Review: The White Tiger

December 6, 2008 at 10:47 pm by  

Despite the sad fact that the species is dwindling, India is still known as the “Land of the Tiger”.  Rarer still is the White Tiger, Panthera tigris, the albino tiger.  The White Tiger has become legendary around the world, captivating zoo-goers, wowing  Vegas magic audiences, and even serving as the ultimate gift to heads of state.  With long ties to India, the White Tiger remains symbolic of that countries’ uniqueness, power, grace, and stature. With his Man-Booker prize winning book, White Tiger, Aravind Adiga takes a cynical look at his native land and helps to demolish such hubris-filled symbolism. His is a nasty, satirical, gloomy vision of the land worshiped by those who long for an overthrow of American hegemony.…