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Shirley Ybarra Might Be A Bit Off

February 18, 2009 at 6:40 am by  
Shirley Ybarra

Shirley Ybarra

Tamarac, FL–Shirley Ybarra, 50, might need some mental help. She was recently spotted at a Tamarac Publix grocery store, tampering with jars of baby food. When confronted by store employees, she said she was ‘mixing up food for her son,’ then she peed herself.…

Wilbert McCullough Shocked his Kids

February 17, 2009 at 10:36 pm by  
Wilbert McCullough, Jr.

Wilbert McCullough, Jr.

Sanford, FL – If you have children, you know how much fun  it can be to think up new games to play together.  It keeps their imaginations fired up, and brings the whole family closer.   Wilbert McCullough might just win Creative Dad of the Year award for the game he likes to play.  Here’s how to do it at home:  spread some garbage bags on the floor, have your kids kneel,  get a shotgun and place a round into its chamber, point it at each child’s head, and ask which one you should shoot first!   Hijinx ensue!…

Troy Brisport Spreads The Good Word

February 17, 2009 at 2:34 pm by  
Troy Brisport

Troy Brisport

Toledo, OH–Torture, to me, can mean many things. Being forced to eat broccoli. Being forced to sit through any program on Lifetime or Oxygen TV. Having to remove myself from my computer chair to pour my own cup of coffee. Being forced to listen to Troy Brisport spew Bible passages while handcuffed, diapered, and starved, for three days? That is beyond torture. Death by spork sounds more inviting….…

Pervy Twofer Tuesday

February 17, 2009 at 9:22 am by  
Leslie Moon---Robert Vanderhoff

Leslie Moon---Robert Vanderhoff

These two pervy scoundrels hail from different parts of the US, but both have a couple things in common-depravity and teen-aged girls. Leslie Moon, 63, is from Fairmont, WV. Robert Vanderhoff, 54, resides in St. Tammany Parish, NO. Moon enjoys photography and water-sports. Vanderhoff is a sucker for a sleep-over.…

Kathy Lynn Swafford Has A New Husband

February 17, 2009 at 8:25 am by  

…and a dead 2-year-old.

Dwight Stacy Justice and Kathy Lynn Swafford

Dwight Stacy Justice and Kathy Lynn Swafford

Shelby, NC–Kathy Lynn Swafford, 20, and Dwight Stacy Justice, 42, began dating in October of last year. Before Justice entered the picture, Kathy Lynn had a happy and healthy 2-year-old son, Jeremiah Swafford. Now, 4 months and one wedding later, Kathy Lynn has a dead son.…

Bryon Huff Has Pedo Pants

February 17, 2009 at 6:23 am by  
Bryon Earl Huff

Bryon Earl Huff

Happy Valley, OR–Bryon Earl Huff, 47, gets his jollies by exposing himself to young girls. He enjoys it so much, that he has specially modified sweatpants that allow him to flaunt his junk with ease and discretion. Ew.…

Adam Shepherd Was Lookin’ For Love

February 16, 2009 at 9:52 am by  

Adam Shepherd

Jacksonville, FL–From Adam’s now deleted Myspace blog: ‘ya know i love women. they are the most beautiful thing on the earth.but they are all so damn phsyco!why?’ I guess he got tired of chasing around ‘phsyco’ adult women and was looking for someone who presented less of a challenge. He was hoping to hook up with some kiddos…aged 6 and 9.

Sheila Langman Is No Quitter

February 16, 2009 at 7:09 am by  
Sheila Langman

Sheila Langman

Navarre, FL–In October of 2008, Sheila Langman, 38, was arrested for doing the nasty with a 15-year-old boy. Through interviews with Langman and the teen, investigators determined that the two had been sexually involved on multiple occasions between July and September 2008. Langman, a wife and mother, was jailed and charged with lewd or lascivious battery. Her husband posted her $50,000 bond, and she was released on two conditions……

Discipline By Hypothermia

February 16, 2009 at 5:05 am by  

Pedro Rivera and Megan Brazell

Pedro Rivera and Megan Brazell

Bear, DE–Pedro Rivera has a pretty twisted definition of discipline. When his 11-year-old son did something to displease him, Rivera submerged the child in a bathtub filled with ice-cold water. The child, who was later treated for hypothermia, had blisters on his hands that appeared to be signs of frostbite that was healing. Frostbite? WTF?…

Christopher Gilreath Charged In Child’s Death

February 15, 2009 at 9:18 pm by  
Christopher Gilreath on

Christopher Gilreath

FORSYTH COUNTY, Ga. – On Friday morning, police officers were dispatched to a residence in response to a call to 911l. When police arrived at the residence of Miriam Pinckney, they found the dead body of 2-year-old  Joshua Pinckney laying in his bed. Also in the home was Miriam’s live-in boyfriend, Christopher Gilreath, 39. He was taken into custody because it was determined that he was a felon and was in possession of a firearm. Oh, and because he was a registered sex offender who conveniently forgot to register in Georgia.…

I Am Rachel Kenney!

February 14, 2009 at 10:49 pm by  
Rachel Kenney on

Rachel Kenney

Mooresville, IN – An employee of Mooresville High School was outside in the parking lot while a pep rally was going on inside. They noticed a woman exit a parked vehicle leaving it  running with the flashers on. Later, they noticed the vehicle still sitting there running they went to investigate. Peering inside the running vehicle, they observed a baby bundled up and asleep on the back seat. The employee called police. The tag number was ran by the responding officer and the vehicle’s owner was identified. It was registered to a Rachel Kenney, 23. She was the assistant girls basketball coach and inside participating in a student versus faculty basketball game.…

Irony? Karma? You Decide.

February 14, 2009 at 6:08 pm by  
Nicholas Hernandez

Nicholas Hernandez

Houston, TX–I’ll start off with a little background here: On August 3, 2008, Nicholas Hernandez was driving drunk. He had a BAC of .30 and was driving his Chevy Impala northbound in the southbound lanes of Texas 288. He hit another car, head-on. The passengers in the other car, James Kelleher, 26, and Suzanne Penland, 23, were killed. Hernandez had been out on bond in that case, when he was killed. By a drunk driver.…

Muzzammil Hassan is Head-Over-Heels in Love

February 13, 2009 at 11:07 pm by  
Muzzammil Hasan

Aasiya and Muzzammil Hasan

Valentine’s day.  Friday the 13th.  I know which one of these scares me more.  So many couples fall apart as this horrid holiday approaches.  Muzzammil Hassan took this quite literally. Due to a threatened divorce from Aasiya, Muzzammil lost his head a bit, and then made sure his wife lost hers all the fucking way.…

Silvia Garcia Is A Selfish CUNT!

February 13, 2009 at 9:01 pm by  
Silvia Garcia

Silvia Garcia

Deerfield Beach, FL–Sabrina Garcia, 6, holding her cut wrist, told authorities, ‘I was sleeping with my mom and then she cut me with a knife, but I know she didn’t mean to do it.’ Her mother, 40-year-old Silvia Garcia, in a fit of resentment and jealousy, slashed her child’s wrist and thigh in an attempt to kill the child before taking her own life. Silvia’s murder-suicide attempt failed and now she is being charged with attempted murder.…

Thomas Teague Approached The Bench…

February 13, 2009 at 6:55 am by  

…and pooped on it.

Thomas Whitley Teague

Thomas Whitley Teague

Brownsville, TX–Ladies and gentlemen, please allow me to introduce 26-year-old Thomas Whitley Teague. Mr. Teague graduated from Texas Tech University in May 2008, and in November, gained his license to practice law in the state of Texas. Mr. Teague is also a former Cameron County assistant DA. Teague now has a smear on his resume…he will forever be known as that guy that took a dump outside of an IHOP restaurant.…

Matthew Selk Shut That Pussy Up

February 13, 2009 at 5:36 am by  
Matthew James Selk

Matthew James Selk

Largo, FL–Happy Friday the 13th! Let us pause for a moment to wonder in the glory that is Matthew Selk. Speaking as a mother of three daughters, I can honestly tell you that Selk is my nightmare, in the flesh. If one of my children were to bring this guy into my home and proclaim her undying love for him, I would box up said child and immediately ship her to the nearest convent.

What could such a fine looking young man possibly have done to earn himself a spot on the Dreamin’ Demon? He punched, killed, and possibly dismembered his girlfriend’s cat. Surprised?…

Sarah Brasse Was Sick And Ignored

February 12, 2009 at 3:22 pm by  

Samantha Amy Britain (Myspace) & David Brasse (Myspace)

Schertz, TX–Samantha Britain, 32, is a stay-at-home mom. Her fiancee, David Brasse, 35, is a trained EMT. Between the two of them, they have five children who rely and depend on them. Oh wait, make that four children. 8-year-old Sarah Brasse died February 5th…alone in her bedroom, sick and ignored.

Tai-Ling Gigliotti Is STRICT

February 12, 2009 at 11:38 am by  
Tai-Ling Gigliotti on

Tai-Ling Gigliotti

Spring Hill, Fla – On Monday, the 16-year-old adopted son of Tai-Ling Gigliotti (wife of internationally known classical musician Anthony Gigliotti) knocked on a neighbor’s door asking for help. He had cuts and bruises all over his body and explained that his step-mother had forced him to strip nude, wrapped his hands in packing tape and then proceeded to beat the shit out of him with a 3-foot block of wood and a metal-tipped water hose. She then locked him in the bathroom from which he had just escaped. When police arrived, the story just got worse.…