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In The Mean Time...

David Ward Does Visitation Wrong

January 15, 2009 at 9:02 am by  
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David Ward

PACIFIC, Mo. – David Ward had a rough relationship with his daughter. Court records show he had been charged with assaulting her four years ago. This may have something to do with why his daughter would not allow him to see his granddaughter. David Ward decided the best course of action would to be to attempt a reconciliation with his daughter. Find some mutual ground, possibly show that he really wants to be in his granddaughter’s life. Convince his daughter that no matter what the issues where they were currently experiencing with their relationship, he had made changes in his life and should be allowed some sort of visitation, even if supervised. He started this by hiring a hitman to beat the shit out of her.…

Anthony Beckett Beat Christopher To Death

January 15, 2009 at 7:09 am by  
Anthony Beckett

Anthony Beckett

Dallas, TX–A neighbor reports hearing Christopher’s repeated cries, ‘No daddy! No daddy! Stop daddy!’ Then the sound of running water could be heard for up to 30 minutes at a time. Christopher was later carried out of the apartment by medics…he was covered in bruises and vomit, he was soaking wet, he was unresponsive. Christopher Dotson, 6, was taken to Children’s Medical Center, where he died. ‘Daddy‘ was 24-year-old Anthony Beckett.…

Christina Rubin Needed A Better Chainsaw

January 14, 2009 at 12:31 pm by  
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Christina Rubin and Jeffery Leinheiser

Back in November, Christina Rubin’s father, Marc Rubin, yelled at her for some reason or another. This exchange was overheard by her boyfriend, 20-year-old Jeffery Leinheiser, who had the normal reaction of expressing a desire to kill Christina’s father. Christina thought that this wasn’t a bad idea and they developed a plan in which Leinheiser would shoot Marc Rubin with Christina’s .357 revolver the day after Thanksgiving. That part of the plan worked beautifully. …

Lend Wesley Kimmick A Hand

January 14, 2009 at 9:30 am by  

I’m in the mood to write up some stories today, so gleaning the headlines for anything interesting to me (because really, does anyone else actually matter?) here is one that I felt worth noting.

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LATROBE, Pa. – On Saturday, at around 2 in the afternoon, 17-year-old Wesley Kimmick was messing with something that blew him the fuck up. Surprisingly, he is currently alive and in the hospital. Officials have not officially released what they explosive item may have been, but whatever it was, Kimmick has now lost a right hand and his left leg. …

Michael Charlton Is Brilliant

January 14, 2009 at 7:09 am by  
Michael Shane Charlton

Michael Shane Charlton

Cookeville, TX–Every now and then, I come across a story that just bewilders me. All I can think is, W.T.F? This is one of them. Michael Shane Charlton, 42, was left alone with 16-month-old Katie Frye. You know where this is going, don’t ya?…

Anthony Samora Broke Briana

January 14, 2009 at 6:07 am by  

Anthony ‘Tank’ Samora (Myspace) & Katelyn Webb (Myspace)

Corpus Christi, TX–On Saturday, January 3, 20-month-old Briana Williams was brought into Driscoll Children’s Hospital. Little Briana was in bad shape. She had a blown pupil, severe brain injuries and bruises…old and new. She needed surgery to relieve the swelling inside her skull. A normal mother would have been frantic! Pacing the halls, demanding information and action. What was little Briana’s mother doing? Giggling on the phone with her boyfriend.

Christopher Mitchell Has A Dead Son

January 13, 2009 at 10:38 am by  

Christopher Mitchell’s Myspace

Johnson City, TN–It happened at the Value Place Hotel. Little Jacob Mitchell, 2, somehow ended up with a fatal gunshot wound to the head. The only other person in the motel room at the time was 25-year-old Christopher Alan Mitchell…Jabob’s father.

Logan Suter Killed His Stepfather

January 13, 2009 at 10:09 am by  

…The question is, was it self-defense?  Or was it murder?

Logan Suter

Logan Suter

Logan’s private  Facebook –  Chris Lancaster’s Myspace

Dunn, NC – Sunday night  Logan Suter, 17, was having another rough night with his stepdad, Edward Christopher Lancaster.   An argument broke out.  Nobody’s sure what happened next, but by the time it was over,  the 33-year-old Lancaster was dead of a gunshot wound to the stomach and Logan Suter was being charged with second-degree murder.  Cut and dried, right?  Well… maybe. …

The Evans’ Have Priorities

January 12, 2009 at 9:08 am by  

…and apparently, hygiene isn’t one of them.

Heather Thrift Evans and Robert Wayne Evans

Heather Thrift Evans and Robert Wayne Evans

Holiday, FL–Right now, you may be asking yourself, ‘How did such an attractive and intelligent looking couple end up on the front page of the Dreamin’ Demon? Must be a ‘white-collar’ crime, right?’ Nah…the closest these two get to white-collar is the ring of filth around said collar. These two are gracing your Monday morning because; a. I just couldn’t pass up those mugs! b. They forced their 10-year-old child to live in a home surrounded by drugs, filth, and feces. c. Heather’s not so pearly whites.…

Thomas Van-Hook Offers His Services

January 12, 2009 at 6:13 am by  
Thomas Louis Van-Hook

Thomas Louis Van-Hook

Jasper, TX–Thomas Van-Hook, 55, is offering up cheap babysitting services. For a paltry $12.00, Van-Hook will take care of the little buggers for the entire weekend. You must be thinking to yourself, ‘What’s the catch?’ Well, Van-Hook has one requirement…they must be female children and they must be between the ages of 11 months and 9 years.…

Ladwaina Barron Drove Into A School Bus…

January 11, 2009 at 4:12 pm by  

…and almost squished her baby.

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Lehigh Acres, FL – Some days, nothing goes right and you just wish you had stayed in bed.   It seems Ladwaina Barron had one of those days on Thursday, as she plopped her 7-month-old in her car seat, but didn’t buckle her in, put the car seat in the car, in the FRONT seat and didn’t buckle that in either, and then drove into a school bus.  Uh huh, should have stayed in bed.…

Jeffrey Henderson Won’t Blow

January 11, 2009 at 9:55 am by  

Cambria, NY–Some stories, they write themselves…and this is one of them. Jeffrey R. Henderson, 21, was kind, and drunk, enough to start my week with a giggle. It all started when Jeffrey’s car started smoking………

Christine McCallum Likes Underage Tail

January 10, 2009 at 4:30 pm by  

Christine McCallum, holding underage tail

Christine McCallum, holding underage tail

Rockland, MA – Fifth grade teacher Christine McCallum, 29, is one hell of a tutor.  Starting in 2007, when she was tutoring a fifth grader, she began a sexual relationship with her student’s older brother.  Which might not be such a problem, except that the boy was thirteen years old.  And she had sex with him over 300 times in 19 months.  Oh yeah, you heard me.  That’s like, one bang every other day, with occasional twofers.  Guess who’s not smarter than a fifth grader?  …

Jose Cain Chicas Needed A Nap

January 9, 2009 at 6:53 am by  
Jose Cain Chicas

Jose Cain Chicas

East Naples, FL–You’ve had a long, grueling day at work. You just want to get home…take off your shoes, throw on some comfy clothes. Maybe read a few chapters or even take a relaxing nap before dinner. You head for your room, you just can’t wait to jump in between those sheets and WTF? There’s a homeless drunk guy in your bed. Don’t you just hate when that happens?…

Retha Hutchinson Fails at Murder-for-Hire

January 9, 2009 at 6:28 am by  
Reetha Hutchinson

Retha Hutchinson

Cleveland, OH – Retha Hutchinson, 23, wanted her husband dead.  Being the cunning minx that she is, she decided that the best way to secure the services of a hit man was to advertise on the internet.   Surprisingly, she got caught.…

Review: The Serial Killer’s Apprentice

January 8, 2009 at 10:29 pm by  

About a year ago, began using the name of the alleged criminal in the title of every blog post.  Since then it has become standard practice at many other true-crime blogs, a mimicry that provides no shortage of flattery.  Unfortunately for James Renner, no names of the assuredly guilty can grace the titles of his chapters.  In The Serial Killer’s Apprentice he usually has to settle for the somber and sad inclusion of  only the names of victims.…

Rickeeta Johnson Helped Rape Her Daughter

January 8, 2009 at 11:39 am by  
Rickeeta Johnson

Rickeeta Johnson

Atlanta, GA – Some women will do anything to keep a man.  And some women are just sick bitches who enjoy watching others suffer.  Rickeeta Johnson might be both.   Johnson, 33, moved out of her marriage bed so that her husband, Donquan Rushin, could fill the spot – with the couple’s young daughter.  …

Frederick & Sharon Wessel Suck At Parenting

January 8, 2009 at 6:04 am by  
Frederick and Sharon Wessel

Frederick and Sharon Wessel

Indianapolis, IN–On Christmas Eve, 11-year-old Heather Wessel was standing near a propane heater being used to heat the home…she got too close and the bottoms of her silk pajamas caught on fire. She suffered second- and third-degree burns to her legs and backside. Her parents neglected to seek immediate medical attention. For two weeks, Heather suffered in excruciating pain, and they did nothing about it.…