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COLUMBIA, SC — Just when I thought our ‘incest’ tag was being neglected, a political science professor at Columbia University was charged with incest after being accused of having a consensual, three-year sexual relationship with his daughter. David Epstein, 46, was allegedly giving his 24-year-old daughter a bit of hot beef injection between 2006 and 2009. It is also being reported that the pair exchanged some twisted text messages back and forth. University spokesman Robert Hornsby said that Epstein “is now on administrative leave and will not be teaching students.” Epstein was married to Sharyn O’Halloran, a senior academic at the University, but some online publications are pointing out that his Facebook status no longer listed him as such and that the pair have recently divorced. Epstein’s lawyer wants to remind everyone that these are just allegations and nothing has been proven at this point. If convicted, Epstein could face up to four years in jail. Now here is my question…if the affair was consensual and his daughter of legal age, why isn’t she being charged as well?…

Vacaville, CA — Not a lot of information on this one yet, but according to police, a 14-year-old boy is in custody after allegedly breaking into a home early Sunday morning and sexually assaulting and stabbing a 13-year-old girl before getting all stabby on her 18-month-old baby brother. The girl, who was babysitting her brother that morning, told police she and the baby were asleep when the teen broke in. He reportedly entered her room and sexually assaulted her before stabbing her multiple times. The baby woke up while the girl was being attacked, and was stabbed more than 10 times. The girl was able to escape the home and seek assistance from a neighbor. When police arrived on scene, they tried to make contact with the stabby teenager, but he failed to respond. SWAT gained entry into the home and found him napping in the master bedroom – he was taken into custody without incident. He is being held in a juvenile detention facility, charged with two counts of attempted homicide and sexual assault.…

Bartonville, IL — Christopher Thompson went and put a rather twisted new spin on the whole “fire in the hole” drive-thru prank – his projectile of choice wasn’t an extra large fountain drink or even a container of piping hot creamed spinach…it was a squirrel. A dead one. Police say that after ordering off the drive-thru menu Friday evening, 26-year-old Thompson pulled up to the window at a Bartonville Hardee’s restaurant and after receiving his food, asked the window attendant for some “extra nuts” for his pet squirrel. The woman later told police Thompson was cradling and stroking the dead critter. “That squirrel is not real,” the woman proclaimed before walking away from the window. “Yes, it is!” replied Thompson. He then tossed the dead rodent through the open window, where it skidded across a ledge and landed on the floor. Thompson then left the scene. A restaurant customer collected the carcass and placed it outside, where it was later photographed by police. Thompson was collared several days later and was issued a notice to appear in court on a misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct.…

PHOENIX, Ariz. — Yesterday detectives arrested Don Underwood, a doctor of naturopathic medicine and a licensed acupuncturist, on seven counts of child molestation. The charges came after an employee of the doctor told police that her 9-year-old son told her about a “tickling game” he and Underwood played at his home while naked in bed. Detectives say Underwood has sort of admitted that he engaged in sexual conduct with a boy. “He hasn’t admitted anything that would rise to the level that he believes he committed a crime. He is specifying that what he did was for medical purposes and bonding purposes. He is somewhat in denial with our detectives right now.” Maricopa County Sheriff’s Lt. Brian Lee said. The doctor lived alone, but a said he’s seen kids at his house but thought they were Underwood’s. He has been booked on seven counts of child molestation and three counts of sexual contact with a minor. Authorities suspect there may be more victims and encourage anyone with information to call 602-876-1818.…

CHARLOTTE, NC — Charlotte police would love some help tracking down the man who they say walked into a Carolinas Medical Center cancer center and stole gaming systems used by children who are being treated for cancer. Yesterday police released two surveillance pictures of the suspect standing in the hallway at the hospital before getting on to the elevator, one has him looking directly into the camera. The suspect was wearing a toboggan which appeared to be blue or purple.  He was also wearing glasses, a thick black coat and had a back pack. When the man leaves the cancer center, which was closed at the time, that back pack would contain five consoles, including Xboxes. “You really have to wonder about somebody who would take something from kids who are really having a tough time,” said Kevin McCarthy, spokesman for Carolinas HealthCare System. “This helps give them a little comfort while they’re going through the treatment.” If anyone knows who this guy is, you are asked to call 911.…

TEMPE, AZ –– Stories will be sparse today as I am off and Jaded is so drunk at the moment she is running around the front yard waving away bats she says are trying to braid her hair. But I did want to post a few stories this morning, including the fact they made an arrest in the death of Kyleigh Sousa. She was the gorgeous ASU student who was dragged to death back in May when some jackass reached outside of a car and grabbed her purse outside a IHOP. She got tangled in the straps and ended up hitting her head on the pavement. After receiving hundreds of tips and a traffic photo of the suspect in a 2008 gold Dodge Charger, 20-year-old Joseluis Marquez has been arrested and has been charged with first degree murder. There were other people in the car who identified Marquez as the driver as well as the person who grabbed Sousa’s purse. None of the passengers have been charged with a crime at this time.…

LOS ANGELES, CA — A housekeeper found a backpack stuffed with body parts while working at a hotel near Skid Row and a married couple have been charged with murder. The housekeeper was working at the Continental Hotel on Nov 29 when she found a backpack containing the limbs of 49-year-old Herbert Tracy White. Police would find White’s torso wrapped in a blanket under the bed, along with a knife. Police suspect 36-year-old Edward Garcia Jr. and his wife, 25-year-old Melissa Hope Garcia killed White during a robbery gone wrong. White is a recovering alcoholic known for helping out those less fortunate than him and described as a Good Samaritan. White’s mother said he mentioned meeting a couple at an ATM on Thanksgiving and giving them a couple cigarettes and a few dollars. On the night before his body was discovered, White’s wife said he received a phone call around 2 a.m. and told her he had to go and give someone a ride, something he was known to do for friends.…

Chicago –– One down, four to go. It only took 30 minutes for a jury to find a 15-year-old guilty of first-degree murder for his role in the beating death of 16-year-old Derrion Albert who had gotten caught up in a fight between gangs from two neighborhoods. A punch thrown by the defendant is the one that knocked Albert to the ground before an angry mob kicked, punched, stomped and hit Albert in the head with a wooden plank. Albert would die later in the hospital from head injuries. All of this was captured on another teen’s cell phone; the video broadcasted worldwide (watch a censored version here). This teen was the youngest of the five teens charged and hopefully his verdict is a good indicator of how the other four trials will turn out.  After the verdict was read, the teen collapsed in his chair with tears streaming down his face. This was in contrast to his attitude during the trial according to Albert’s family. “He’s been very obtuse throughout this whole thing, and I believe he thought that he couldn’t be found guilty, so I think it was an act,” said Albert’s grandfather.…

FRESNO, CA — I learned from John Bender that all you need to be a high school wrestler was a lobotomy and some tights, but I didn’t realize just how far into the realm of homosexuality a wrestler must be willing to travel. Seems there is a legal move in wrestling called the “butt drag.” This move consists of one wrestler putting his hands in the crack of another wrestler’s ass to position him. It is often taken a step further with a wrestler sometimes checking what his opponent had for dinner by shoving his fingers up his asshole. One teen, 17-year-old Preston Hill, used the butt drag on a 15-year-old during wrestling practice and is in now in court this week answering to sexual battery charges. The victim’s father says his son was penetrated for 30 seconds by Hill, causing some minor damage. “This kid basically targeted my son, pinned him to the ground and assaulted him,” he said. The 15-year-old also claims Hill made a threatening gesture at him before the match, a claim Hill denies.…

Roseville, CA — David Almas, 21, is recovering from second-degree burns to his face, ear and neck after being assaulted Friday evening with a small serving of hot creamed spinach. Police believe Almas, a Boston Market employee, was the victim of a prank known as “fire in the hole.” It goes a little something like this: You take 3 or 4 bored assholes and place ’em in a vehicle. Said assholes order some sort of food or beverage from a fast-food joint. When served their order, assholes film themselves throwing food or drinks into the face of whatever poor sap drew the short straw and had to work drive-thru that day. After that, it’s all about the 15 minutes of YouTube fame, baby! Almas was working the drive-thru on Friday at about 9:00 p.m., when a group of teens placed an order for a small serving of creamed spinach. Once handed through the window, the spinach, heated to an estimated 180 degrees, was promptly thrown back in Almas’ face, causing serious burns.…

GULFPORT, MS — They made an arrest in the beating death of 15-year-old Taylor Adams yesterday. Yesterday afternoon police named a neighbor, 27-year-old Earnest Joseph III, as a suspect and that he was on the run. A short time later, with the help of the U.S. Marshals Service,  Joseph was apprehended Wednesday night in Gulfport, Mississippi after a brief chase. Adams was found beaten to death in her bedroom when her mother returned home from work early Sunday morning. Investigators had determined that she had been killed between 1 a.m. and 6 a.m. but didn’t initially report how they came up with that timeline. I read somewhere else they were basing that off of her last activity on Facebook. It was also revealed at yesterday’s news conference that Adams did not die without a fight. “Taylor certainly offered resistance, there was a great struggle inside the residence,” said Sheriff Wayne L. Jones. An autopsy determined she died from sustaining several severe blows to the head which resulted in a fractured skull and jaw and bleeding on her brain. …

Lyons, NY — The constipated looking douchebag you see to the left is 30-year-old Aaron Iacono – his ugly mug is staring back at you today because police say he injured his 10-month-old daughter by holding her head and face under a running bathtub faucet on at least two separate occasions. Police allege that on November 30, Iacono held the baby girl’s head and face under a stream of cold water in the bathtub for approximately five minutes, causing her stomach to fill with water. He repeated the act in the bathroom sink three times, hitting her head on the faucet in the process. He then reportedly threw the child to the ground. When his wife tried to intervene, Iacono is said to have choked the woman for a bit before demanding oral sex. In another incident, he is accused of slamming the baby’s head against a shower head – he told police he was trying to teach the kid to stop crying. The little girl was treated for multiple contusions and a leg fracture and released from the hospital.…