Baby Dies From Bite Wounds After Being Left Unattended With Family's Pit BullWorker Killed After Getting Tangled In His Own Street SweeperMan Accused Of Killing Mom’s Pets After He Was Denied $50Man Kills Married Ex-Lover, Her Son Before Turning Gun On HimselfMan Dies After Husband Of Sheriff's Deputy Beat Man Outside Denny'sTeen Accused Of Trying To Kill His 7-Year-Old Sister While High On K2Sex Offender Gets Out Of Prison, Rapes 7-Year-Old Girl Six Weeks LaterGirl, 11, Electrocuted By Boat Lift While Playing In New Jersey LagoonMan Accused Of Rubbing Hot Sauce In Baby's Eyes, Snapping Face With TowelPhilly Reporter Fired After Going On Tirade Outside Comedy Club

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Kerby Revelus Does Birthdays Wrong

March 30, 2009 at 3:50 am by  
Samantha, Bianca, and Saraphina Revelus

Samantha, Bianca, and Saraphina Revelus

Milton, MA–Samantha ‘Princesse’ Revelus, 17, was on the honor roll and heading to UMass Boston in the fall. It was just five years ago that Samantha and her younger sister, 9-year-old Saraphina moved to the states from Haiti. Not a typical teen, Samantha put boys and romance on hold, focusing on her studies instead. ‘She would just come home and do homework and go to church on Sunday,’ said Jessica Revelus of her adopted sister.

Bianca Revelus just turned five on Friday. She was an outgoing preschooler hooked on cartoons, grapes, and yogurt. She loved to tease her family and playmates with mischief and games. On the day of her death, her birthday cake sat on the kitchen table, awaiting candles and a giggly little girl to make a wish and blow them out. Samantha won’t be attending college and Bianca will never see another birthday. Both girls were brutally and viciously murdered by their brother, 23-year-old Kerby Revelus. (Myspace)…

Speaking Of Stupid…

March 29, 2009 at 4:20 am by  
Jerome Blanchett

Jerome Blanchett

Harrisburg, PennsylvaniaWe have profiled many, many stupid criminals here at the Dreamin’ Demon. If we were to make a Top 20 list of the dumbest tards ever, Jerome Blanchett would certainly be in the running for a prime spot. You see, Blanchett decided to commit armed robbery…at a police convention. His intended victim? Retired New York police officer, 56-year-old John Comparetto.…

Vince Shlomi and Sasha Harris on

Miami, Florida – If the name isn’t familiar to you, the face has to be.Vince Shlomi is the television pitchman for various products such as the ShamWOW and the Chap Slop food processor. last month Vince, 44, was at the Luigi nightclub having a drink at the bar with a high-priced hooker, Sasha Harris, 26. She offered to have sex with Vince for $1000, a price he agreed with , and the two walked the short distance to Vince’s $750  Setai hotel room. Once inside, and Sasha in possession of Vince’s 1000 dollars, Vince alleges he tried kissing Sasha, an act met with the usual hooker response of biting his tongue… and not letting go.…

Catherine Cates Likes To Tutor

March 28, 2009 at 2:57 am by  
Catherine Cates

Catherine Cates

Millcreek, UT-The *ahem* loverly lady gracing our front page today is 30-year old Catherine Cates. She enjoys helping young teenage boys with their homework. Her favorite subject? Why… sexual education, of course.…

Mauricio Lopez Really Broke The Baby

March 27, 2009 at 9:00 am by  

…a lot!

Mauricio Lopez

Mauricio Lopez

El Cajon, CaliforniaIn November 2008, Mauricio Lopez’s son, Max, was taken to a pediatrician for an evaluation. The baby, just shy of 6-months-old, was broken. The infant was suffering 34 broken bones in his tiny little body…some new, some in various stages of healing. Who could do such a thing to a baby? His daddy.…

Caroline Willette Likes ‘Em Furry

March 27, 2009 at 5:34 am by  
Caroline Willette

Caroline Willette

Sarasota County, FloridaAfter the last story I posted, I figured I stick with the gross-fest this morning. That brings us to 53-year-old Caroline Willette. This lady has a weird ass hobby; she likes to film herself watching child porn with a buddy. If that’s not weird enough, she also likes to film herself screwing dogs.…

Salt Lake City, Utah –Parents, want to get it across to your teens that things, and people, on the internet aren’t always what they seem? Print out a picture of Prince Charming here, and tape it to your computer. That should be enough to scare any child away from a chat room. Robert Lavern Davison Jr., the nasty beast, is gracing the pages of the Dreamin’ Demon because he reportedly wanted to hook up with a 13-year-old girl.

The 48-year-old beast, also known as ‘Bear’,  likes to play World of Warcraft; hence the title. In June 2008, he started chatting with a 13-year-old girl during game play. The chatting then moved to instant messaging, where it became more and more sexual. Eventually, Davison sent the girl a cell phone and communicated with her that way. I have to believe that the girl had no idea what Davison really looked like. I have to believe it, or I won’t be able to sleep tonight.

On November 13, the girl’s mother called police to report her daughter didn’t make it to school.…

Amalia Tabata Pereira Stole The Baby

March 26, 2009 at 10:35 am by  

If you cannot see the video above, your workplace is STRICT

BRADENTON, Florida – On Monday, migrant worker Rosa Sirilo-Francisco was at the Hillsborough County Health Department with her 2-month-old daughter Sandra Cruz-Francisco for a routine checkup. She was approached by a woman, 43-year-old Amalia Tabata Pereira, who informed her that she was an immigration official and that they were at their home waiting to deport them to Mexico. If Sandra was handed over, Amalia told Sirilo-Francisco, she could stay in the United States.…

These Pervs Were Prepared

March 26, 2009 at 10:15 am by  
Dr. John J. Lackner & Arun Kurikote-Antony

Dr. John J. Lackner & Arun Kurikote-Antony

Bensalem, PennsylvaniaDenizens and Demonites, allow me to introduce you to Dr. John J. Lackner and Arun Kurikote-Antony. Both of these dumb pervs have been grooming what they thought was a 14-year-old girl for quite some time now. I’m assuming neither one of the tards have ever heard of Chris Hansen and have never watched an episode of ‘To Catch A Predator.’ If they had, they might not be in this predicament.…

Burger King Robber Killed By Customer

March 26, 2009 at 9:27 am by  

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Miami, Florida – Customers at a local Burger King were caught in the middle of a shootout at around 4 p.m. Tuesday, at the Burger King located at Northeast 54th Street and Biscayne Boulevard. A man came into the restaurant wearing a ski mask, brandishing a handgun and demanding money. Unknown to him, a customer was in the store observing the incident, and he had a weapon of his own. Deciding to take action, the patron and the robber exchanged shots at each other. When the shooting stopped, the robber lay on the floor dead, and the customer was suffering from several gunshot wounds. He is in serious but stable condition at Jackson Memorial Hospital‘s Ryder Trauma Center.…

Anthony Spidle Was Pissed At His Ex

March 26, 2009 at 3:39 am by  

…so he beat the shit out of her puppy.

Anthony Spidle (Myspace)

Salt Lake City, UtahAnthony Spidle, 21, and his girlfriend broke up several months ago. Being such a nice guy and all, he agreed to take care of her puppy when she moved into a home that doesn’t allow pets. That puppy is a 6-month-old golden lab/pit bull mix named Gabrielle. Spidle got a bug up his butt over the weekend, got pissed at the ex, and beat the shit out of Gabrielle.

Anthony J. Dinatale Is A Pedophile!

March 26, 2009 at 3:38 am by  

Anthony Dinatale

Anthony Dinatale

Naples Park, FL– On March 18, 2009, a 5-year old girl who attended Ann Phillips Preschool was outside playing with the rest of the kiddies when she asked an employee if she could use the restroom. The girl entered the restroom and Anthony J. Dinatale followed her. The child told him to get out, but Anthony didn’t listen. Instead, he took a picture of “her butt” with his cell phone. Dinatale then wiped her genitals with toilet paper, and told the girl not to tell anyone. The smart little girl immediately told to two employees, Katie Durrett and Gabriella Godinez, but stupid must be contagious at the daycare because neither one of them reported it to authorities. They didn’t even notify the child’s mother or the owner of the daycare until two days later. Why? Because both employees said that they were unsure about what to do with the information and waited to tell the owner because they wanted another, more senior employee to handle it.…

Yvonne Pampellonne Wanted New Knockers

March 25, 2009 at 9:22 am by  
Yvonne Jean Pampellonne

Yvonne Jean Pampellonne

Yvonne’s Myspace

Huntington Beach, CA– Yvonne Jean Pampellonne, 30, wanted some new ta-ta’s. The implants she had done 10 years ago were getting a little old and saggy. Yes, sometimes gravity just plain sucks. I’m in the market for a new set of hooters as well, but I’m not about to follow in Yvonne’s crooked footsteps.…

Sexting Laws: Forward Or Delete?

March 25, 2009 at 8:26 am by  

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I was talking with a friend of mine about the realization of not having many old photos of any of us as teenagers to put up on our Facebook page that we, like a lot of other people approaching middle-aged, have begun to invade. But then we decided that this was actually a blessing as we would not want pictures of some of the shit we did out there for the world to see. Because you know what? Had we had cameras around at our fingertips the way kids do today, we probably WOULD have snapped some unsavory pictures that could one day, come back to bite us in the ass.…

Nicole Scarpone: Yours, For Ten Bucks

March 25, 2009 at 7:18 am by  
Nicole Mary Scarpone

Nicole Mary Scarpone

Gastonia, North Carolina —Drastic times call for drastic measures. If you are trying to sell a product, you have to be slightly aggressive. And a good salesperson always has just the right spiel. Nicole Mary Scarpone, 26, has the aggressive part down…she needs a bit of work on her spiel. Last Thursday, Nicole forcibly entered an apartment and asked three of the occupants for $10, in exchange for sex.…

Love Bites

March 25, 2009 at 6:00 am by  

Robert Drawbough & Helen Sun (Friendster)

Fairfield, Connecticut‘Oooooooow! Oh my god! She’s biting my arms!’ You know, some stories just write themselves…this is one of them. Robert Drawbough and Helen Sun have been married for about 8 years. In that period, she has broken an acoustic guitar over his head, pushed him down a flight of stairs, sicced a private investigator on him to monitor his every move, and argued with him over a Christmas tree. He finally mustered up the courage to leave. He moved to California. After spending a bit of time researching this story, I have come to the conclusion that Helen Sun is one looney bitch. And, she doesn’t take a break-up well.

Miss Nelson, Please Pull Up Your Pants

March 25, 2009 at 4:39 am by  
Kylene Nelson

Kylene Nelson

Land O’ Lakes, FloridaKylene Nelson, 42, really knows how to have a good time. She likes to toss back a few, turn the music up, and get down with her bad self! Who doesn’t like to let it all hang out sometimes? Only problem is, she was gettin’ her groove on in front of a classroom full of 8th grade Language Arts students at Charles S. Rushe Middle School. Nelson’s first period class couldn’t have known how the day was going to turn out when they walked into the classroom one morning last week. It’s a good thing that nearly every child in the US now carries a cell phone with audio and video capability.…

Aaron Flynn Says He’s Sorry

March 25, 2009 at 4:38 am by  

Aaron Flynn

Aaron Flynn

Wheatfield, Indiana– On March 11, 2009, family members of Rosalba Silvana Ricchio, 54, were alerted by a neighbor who had not seen her since Monday, March 9. After paying a visit to Ricchio’s home, they reported her missing to the police. Her house was in disarray and one of the phone lines had been pulled out or cut. Things didn’t look like they normally would if you left the house voluntarily. Another key component was that her two Pomeranians, that she basically worshiped, were locked in a bathroom. Her family and other people in the area said every time she left, she took her dogs. Based on evidence at Ricchio’s residence, investigators immediately believed her disappearance was suspicious.…