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Another Christian House of Horrors

September 20, 2007 at 8:16 am by  

HARRISBURG, Pa. — James and Stephanie Dickinson have been receiving $9000 a month to care for 5 disabled boys who ranged in ages from 6 to 15 and two disabled women who are in their 50s. The boys were placed in their care in 1998 while the women were placed in their care in 1992 and 1995.

They were also locked in a basement cell called “the toy room”, fed meager food consisting of peanut butter sandwiches and a specialty of Stephanie Dickinson’s called “doggie doo stew”. Two of the inhabitants were allowed to shower about once every week or two while the rest would wash or be washed in the basement sink. Some slept on the basement floor with a blanket. House rules kept the seven from the basement refrigerator, required them to drink water from the sink, limited radio and television to Christian stations, spankings using a spatula or wooden paddle and none were allowed upstairs.

The pair has now been charged with false imprisonment, recklessly endangering others and endangering children’s welfare.…

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Wii are winning the console war!

September 15, 2007 at 9:57 pm by  

Yah Wii

And I’m proud to say that I did my part by buying two of them (though I sold one to my boss).

In the 10 months that the Wii has been on sale, it has sold 9 million units worldwide, compared to the 2nd place holder, the Xbox 360, which has sold 8.9 million in its (almost) 2 years on the market. This number is more telling when you factor in that at least a small portion of the 360 units sold were repurchases to replace units that succumbed to the RROD. Astounding!

I knew Wii could do it! When are you getting one, Morbid?


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ROSELAND, IN – Being escorted out of a council meeting that he was ejected from, Roseland Indiana council member David Snyder turns back to the police officer and says something inaudible to the cop. Cop then gives Mr. Snyder a good shove – good enough that it looks like his face smashed into the glass door. The crowd goes nuts, with one woman saying “Ohhhh myyy goddd.”

Meanwhile, outside on the pavement, Snyder is getting his face bashed in by the cop until Snyder finally relents and is cuffed.

I can’t stop laughing at this video. I think I’ve watched it ten times now. (Video on source page)


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Whole school rallies around picked-on newbie

September 14, 2007 at 6:33 pm by  

Seniors in action: David Shepherd and Travis Price

When the new kid showed up for his first day of 9th grade in his new school wearing a pink shirt, a group of older bullies started calling him a homosexual and threatening to beat him up. Tired of the harassment bestowed upon other students, a couple of seniors got together and hatched a plan. They bought 75 pink shirts and encouraged the entire student body to wear pink shirts to school on a specific day. Making sure that the bullied Freshman also had a pink shirt to wear, they sat back and marveled at the sea of pink, as they estimate half of the school was wearing pink.

Pissed off the bullies so bad that one of them was throwing chairs in the cafeteria.

Says senior Travis Price:

Kids don’t need this in their lives, worrying about what to wear to school. That should be the last thing on their minds.


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Man Builds Guillotine; Kills Himself With It

September 13, 2007 at 8:16 am by  

ALLEN PARK, Mich. – A 41-year old man built a six-foot tall guillotine and then used it to kill himself. His body was found in a wooded area by workers from a shopping center near his home. The guillotine was bolted to a tree and included a swing arm.

“I can’t even tell you how long it must have taken him to construct,” Police Chief Dale Covert said. “This man obviously was very determined to end his life.”


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W.V. Black Woman Tortured, Raped By 6 Whites

September 12, 2007 at 8:30 pm by  

The hills really DO have eyes!
Clockwise from top left: Frankie Brewster, 49; Bobby Brewster, 24; Danny Combs, 20; Alisha Burton, 22; Karen Burton, 46; and George Messer, 27.

Lured to a home where some of the torturers lived, a woman was forced to lick the toe, vagina and anal cavity of a scary-looking 49 year old woman. The 49 year old’s son also forced the woman to eat dog and rat feces, and the black woman was also badly beaten, told “That’s what we do to niggers around here.”

The 6 are in jail and authorities are searching for others that may have helped lure the woman to the home.

Check The Smoking Gun‘s article for the original police report.


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Girl, 6, Sexually Assualted; Hanged In Garage

September 12, 2007 at 8:29 pm by  

CORSICANA, Texas — 6-year-old Hannah Mack was found hanging inside her family’s garage. She had also been sexually assaulted before she died. Police have made no arrests or named any suspects and are saying little about their investigation. Police also asked state caseworkers to not say whether Hannah’s family had been investigated by child welfare officers.

Navarro County Judge Vicki Gray said an autopsy of the body showed “a multitude of events that together caused the death of this child.“.


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Babysitter Tosses Toddler Out Window

September 6, 2007 at 8:31 am by  

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — An 18-year-old teenager, Rebecca Woods, dropped a 2-year-old boy out of a second story window. Two boys stated that they witnessed the girl dangling the boy out of the window and laughing. They then state that she just let him go and it was by pure luck that they caught the child. The babysitter has a different, but no less stupid story. She told police that she dropped the boy out of the window so that the two boys could catch him. She did this because the 8-year-old and 9-year-old she was babysitting told her to. The toddler was not injured and Rebecca has been charged with endangering the welfare of a child. She was jailed on $25,000 bond.


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Tub of Shit, 17, Tortures Girlfriend

September 6, 2007 at 8:15 am by  

Waukesha - John Orlando, 17, is accused of torturing his 20-year-old girlfriend. Police say the 300 pound boy’s 100 pound girlfriend rode her bike to his house at 2 a.m. Friday. Shortly after the rest of his family left at 8:30 a.m., he began cutting her clothes with a box cutter and biting her. After writing on her stomach and pelvis, he took a picture with his cell phone. After some consensual sex, he locked her outside of the house. When he let her back in, he burned her chest and neck with a cigarette.

Orlando then sat on her and choked her until she vomited, dumped a liquid over her head, telling her it was acid, and then sprayed a flammable liquid on her hair and ignited it with a lighter. She was able to put out the flames under a faucet. As she towel-dried her hair, he pulled the towel tightly around her face, then kicked her several times in the side, stood on her stomach and put one foot on her neck so she again couldn’t breathe.…

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Teen Raped Sister; Killed Her With Sledgehammer

September 5, 2007 at 2:13 pm by  

Betsy Smith

SPOTSYLVANIA, Va. — Walter Smith Jr., 16, was charged with the first-degree murder and rape of his 22-year-old sister, Betsy Mary Smith, and aggravated assault against his two year-old niece, Andrea Costello. Betsy Smith was beaten with a sledgehammer and stabbed before Walter raped her. When Andrea Costello began crying, she was struck in the head with the sledgehammer, fracturing her skull. Betsy Smith’s body, Costello and a 1-year-old boy were then locked inside a room by Walter.

Later that day, Mary Smith, the mother of Walter and Betsy heard crying and asked Walter to go check on the kids. It is at that point that Andrea was taken to the hospital because of her visible injuries. The little girl told Walter’s mother that she had fell. When detectives were dispatched to the residence by hospital staff for possible child abuse, they then found the body of Betty still in the locked room.

Walter’s mother does not believe he committed the crimes, and being the extremely intelligent woman she is, her brain huffed and puffed ’til it got enough synapses firing to create the following comment: “He don’t remember nothing he did,” she said.

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September 4, 2007 at 4:11 pm by  

Stop whatever you are doing and fucking find her for God’s sake!!

Camille Cleverley of Boise, Idaho was last seen on Thursday. Her Schwinn mountain bike is also gone, and she recently lost her cell phone. Camille Cleverley would have started classes at Brigham Young University on Tuesday.

“She’s a very reliable person,” her mother said. ‘She has not been at work for the days that she’s been scheduled, and that’s very unlike her.” Camille has a boyfriend who has been “very supportive”.

Cleverley is white with strawberry blond hair, blue eyes and fair skin. She’s 5 feet 5 inches tall and 110 pounds.

Now, while you are out looking for this girl, keep an eye out for Stepha Henry. You may not have heard of her…she doesn’t get as much press as the rest of these girls.

I wonder why?


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Teen Dies After Getting Caught in Car Wash

September 4, 2007 at 9:20 am by  

Wyoming, Mich. — A Goo Goo Car Wash employee was killed when he got entangled in the giant, automatic brushes. Ricardo Alberto Martinez, 18, was closing the car wash Friday night when a customer returned to have his vehicle washed again. After the vehicle entered the car wash, Martinez went inside and somehow became entangled, police said.

Looks like a hose or something got caught up in some of the bigger equipment around his feet and just pulled him in,” says Lieutenant Scott Gardner of the Wyoming Police Department.

Another customer later found the body at the business in this western Michigan community located near Grand Rapids, police said


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9-year-old Beats Infant To Death

September 4, 2007 at 9:18 am by  

TRENTON, N.J. – 11-month-old Tahir Francis was fatally beaten at a home day center. Authorities state that a 9-year-old boy repeatedly hit Tahir in the head a week ago, causing skull fractures. Tahir was taken to a hospital and died about six hours later while undergoing surgery.

The 9-year-old has been charged with the juvenile equivalent of aggravated manslaughter and has been released on house arrest to his parents.


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Boy Killed When Sand Cave Collapses

September 4, 2007 at 9:16 am by  

BODEGA BAY, Calif. — A family from Arizona was renting a house in the Bodega Bay area for a vacation. two boys were enlarging an existing tunnel in the side of a sand dune under a 40-foot cypress tree at Salmon Creek State Beach around 3:30 p.m. The tree fell over causing the tunnel to collapse, killing Jonathon Waldrup, 10, and partially burying his cousin\brother.

The tree did fall over, but it is purely speculation if the wind or age or tunneling brought the tree down,” Bodega Bay Fire Chief Sean Grinnell said.

It took rescue personnel more than an hour to pull the 10-year-old out of six to eight feet of sand, and they were unable to resuscitate him.


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ONTARIO, Calif. — Samuel Reta of Ontario, an 8-month-old boy, has died after his mother told police she accidentally cleaned his nose with a cotton swab used earlier to clean a meth pipe. The infant had been in a coma since police found him in full cardiac arrest. The boy also has a fractured skull, broken arm and pneumonia. His mother, Elizabeth Reta, 27, was arrested Thursday and booked for investigation of felony child abuse.


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Child Killed By Playground Gate

September 4, 2007 at 9:10 am by  

METHUEN, Mass. — Timothy Dileo, 11, was killed Monday and his brother Andrew, 8, was critically injured in an accident while riding bikes at the Tenney School on Pleasant Street in Methuen. At around 3:30 p.m. a large gate from an iron fence fell on four children as they were riding their bicycles on the school grounds. A third brother, 13-year-old Steven, was slightly injured and Brandon Leport, 13, was unhurt. The school was closed for the Labor Day holiday.


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“He’s a good driver!”

August 31, 2007 at 6:25 pm by  


A Tippecanoe woman is in jail after allowing her 5 year old sone to drive their 2002 Mitsubishi. She had been on a several day bender of prescription drugs, and after wisely realizing that she was in no shape to drive, she handed the keys over to her 5 year old. A neighbor, after seeing the 5yo in the driver’s seat and his 3 yo brother in the back seat, asked the mother why she was letting the kid drive. “He’s a good driver!” she exclaimed. Police interviewed the 5yo who complained that his feet couldn’t reach the pedals.

Mother is still in jail in lieu of $10,000 bail.


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“Once I came down with the clap.”

August 30, 2007 at 9:47 am by  


Apparently, fishermen in Japan have this little rite of passage where young men lose their virginity to manta rays whose stingers have been removed. The cap’n gets the first crack at it, then the rest of the crew gets jiggy with it, opening up all sorts of health issues in which STDs can get passed around (no word on what the STDs do to the Mantas). Quoth the storyteller:

“So some guys slip on condoms before they do it. Once I came down with the clap. But we were in port around that time and I did it with a woman, so I don’t have any way of knowing if I picked it up from her, or from the manta.”

It’s not so unbelievable. Those Japs are some kinky fuckers.


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