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After kicking his girlfriend’s ass, Jeffrey Carter Albrecht then went next door to the neighbors house at around 4 a.m. and tried kicking in their door. The neighbor yelled through the door for Albrecht to leave and then fired his handgun through the door. Albrecht was shot in the head and died on the scene. Jefferey had been a member of Edie Brickell & New Bohemians since 1999. Edie Brickell & New Bohemians will eventually be looking for a new keyboard player if anyone is interested.

Update: Thanks to the wonderful “Jim”, who pointed out that the band would not be looking for a new keyboard player the day after the death of Jeffrey, the article has now been changed to reflect that.

Thanks, J-I-M!


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John Atchison Is Nasty

September 27, 2007 at 8:01 am by  

Well, there is a lot more info coming out about this guy. For those of you too lazy to read two articles down, Roy Atchison, 53, was arrested Sept. 16 after flying to Detroit, Mich. to allegedly have sex with a 5-year-old girl. He has been charged with using the Internet to find illicit sex with a minor and crossing state lines to engage in sexual contact with someone younger than 12. He has also pleaed not guilty to all charges. Roy made the news not only because of the charges against him, but also because he attempted to hang himself in his cell.

It is now known that Atchison is married and has three children, one college-aged son and two high school-aged daughters. Atchison’s wife Barbara is a science teacher at Gulf Breeze High School. He also has a MySpace page with some great tidbits in which he explains that he likes “younger girls who like older guys…also AB/TB girls, DL girls needing a Daddy to pamper, spoil, change and take care of them.

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Man Helps God, Stabs Baby To Death

September 26, 2007 at 2:56 pm by  

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. – Eric Sawyer, 38, was arrested after police found his 1-year-old nephew Brandon Cole wrapped in bloody sheets in the laundry room of a home on the 5800 block of Orchard Way in West Palm Beach. When police arrived at the home in response to a possible dog attack, Sawyer stated he had caused the injuries to the child. “I thought the baby was possessed, so I had to cut it out of him,” he told poilce. Sawyer also admitted that he had been thinking of stabbing the boy for days, and eventually used a butcher knife he found in the kitchen to inflict numerous stab wounds to the infants abdomen in an attempt to “release the evil spirits“.

Sawyer is known to have mental problems and has also been known to quit taking his medications. He is being held without bond on a first-degree murder charge.


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Couple Demonstrates Superb Priorities

September 26, 2007 at 9:16 am by  

 The Times/CLIF PAGE  Crystal Adams walks around what remains of her home that the Tate Mobile Home Park in Center Township after a fire at an adjacent trailer spread to her home.

Police knocked on the door of Crystal Adams, 31, and James Chandler, 33, to evacuate them because a neighboring trailer was on fire. They then scooped up their two pet dogs and their marijuana and ran outside, informing the police that there was no one else inside. 20 minutes after police and firefighters had arrived, they learned that Chandler’s 4-year-old son, Adam, was still in the burning trailer. The two allegedly told firefighters they had simply forgotten he was inside even after being repeatedly asked if there were any other occupants.

The young boy was treated for smoke inhalation after a firefighter ran inside and found him conscious and crying on the floor of his bedroom.

It blows my mind. I’m a father of three children. When they brought that boy out, it hits you totally,” Center fire Chief Bill Brucker said Tuesday. “How do you put somebody to bed and not remember that they’re inside? I just find it hard to believe.

The couple are now accused of reckless endangerment and Adams was also charged with possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia.…

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John Atchison Almost Does The Right Thing

September 20, 2007 at 12:39 pm by  

Detroit - John Atchison, 53, a federal prosecutor from Florida, flew to Michigan for a sexual encounter with a 5-year-old girl in an arrangement he had set up on-line with what he thought was the girl’s mother. When he arrived at the Detroit Metropolitan Airport he was arrested and found that the mother was actually a Macomb County sheriff’s detective participating in an Internet sex sting operation.

Well, as sickening as all that is, he almost did one thing right by attempting to hang himself in his cell at the Sanilac County Jail using a bedsheet. Unfortunately, another inmate notified deputies who were able to stop him from finishing the deed. But the man has shown persistence in the past, especially when it comes to fucking children, so who knows…maybe he will show the same diligence and actually get it right before any more money is spent housing him. If this had been my jail, his cell would not only have contained a bedsheet, but also packs of shoelaces, a box of razors and a gallon of complementary anti-freeze.…

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Mother Sets Herself, Three Daughters On Fire

September 20, 2007 at 8:18 am by  

HALTOM CITY, Texas — Alysha Green, 29, coaxed her three girls, ages 7, 5 and 3, into a closet by telling them they were playing a game. She then doused them all with gasoline and set them on fire. A neighbor, Kevin Lopez, heard a commotion and looked toward the Greens’ house a few doors down and saw the girls and their mother in the yard, on fire and screaming.

The oldest girl was screaming, “Why mommy? Why mommy? Why did you do this to me?

As another neighbor sprayed the kids with a hose, Lopez grabbed some wet towels and ran to the house, which he wrapped around the 7-year-old. Her youngest sister’s hair and body were so badly burned that Lopez thought she was a little boy.

I couldn’t recognize them,” Lopez said.

The youngest, 3-year-old Ariania Green, has been taken off of life support and died at Parkland Memorial Hospital in Dallas. The remaining sisters, 5-year-old Alexandria and 7-year-old Adamira, remain at Parkland, where they are being treated for severe burns, police say.…

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Another Christian House of Horrors

September 20, 2007 at 8:16 am by  

HARRISBURG, Pa. — James and Stephanie Dickinson have been receiving $9000 a month to care for 5 disabled boys who ranged in ages from 6 to 15 and two disabled women who are in their 50s. The boys were placed in their care in 1998 while the women were placed in their care in 1992 and 1995.

They were also locked in a basement cell called “the toy room”, fed meager food consisting of peanut butter sandwiches and a specialty of Stephanie Dickinson’s called “doggie doo stew”. Two of the inhabitants were allowed to shower about once every week or two while the rest would wash or be washed in the basement sink. Some slept on the basement floor with a blanket. House rules kept the seven from the basement refrigerator, required them to drink water from the sink, limited radio and television to Christian stations, spankings using a spatula or wooden paddle and none were allowed upstairs.

The pair has now been charged with false imprisonment, recklessly endangering others and endangering children’s welfare.…

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Wii are winning the console war!

September 15, 2007 at 9:57 pm by  

Yah Wii

And I’m proud to say that I did my part by buying two of them (though I sold one to my boss).

In the 10 months that the Wii has been on sale, it has sold 9 million units worldwide, compared to the 2nd place holder, the Xbox 360, which has sold 8.9 million in its (almost) 2 years on the market. This number is more telling when you factor in that at least a small portion of the 360 units sold were repurchases to replace units that succumbed to the RROD. Astounding!

I knew Wii could do it! When are you getting one, Morbid?


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ROSELAND, IN – Being escorted out of a council meeting that he was ejected from, Roseland Indiana council member David Snyder turns back to the police officer and says something inaudible to the cop. Cop then gives Mr. Snyder a good shove – good enough that it looks like his face smashed into the glass door. The crowd goes nuts, with one woman saying “Ohhhh myyy goddd.”

Meanwhile, outside on the pavement, Snyder is getting his face bashed in by the cop until Snyder finally relents and is cuffed.

I can’t stop laughing at this video. I think I’ve watched it ten times now. (Video on source page)


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Whole school rallies around picked-on newbie

September 14, 2007 at 6:33 pm by  

Seniors in action: David Shepherd and Travis Price

When the new kid showed up for his first day of 9th grade in his new school wearing a pink shirt, a group of older bullies started calling him a homosexual and threatening to beat him up. Tired of the harassment bestowed upon other students, a couple of seniors got together and hatched a plan. They bought 75 pink shirts and encouraged the entire student body to wear pink shirts to school on a specific day. Making sure that the bullied Freshman also had a pink shirt to wear, they sat back and marveled at the sea of pink, as they estimate half of the school was wearing pink.

Pissed off the bullies so bad that one of them was throwing chairs in the cafeteria.

Says senior Travis Price:

Kids don’t need this in their lives, worrying about what to wear to school. That should be the last thing on their minds.


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Man Builds Guillotine; Kills Himself With It

September 13, 2007 at 8:16 am by  

ALLEN PARK, Mich. – A 41-year old man built a six-foot tall guillotine and then used it to kill himself. His body was found in a wooded area by workers from a shopping center near his home. The guillotine was bolted to a tree and included a swing arm.

“I can’t even tell you how long it must have taken him to construct,” Police Chief Dale Covert said. “This man obviously was very determined to end his life.”


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W.V. Black Woman Tortured, Raped By 6 Whites

September 12, 2007 at 8:30 pm by  

The hills really DO have eyes!
Clockwise from top left: Frankie Brewster, 49; Bobby Brewster, 24; Danny Combs, 20; Alisha Burton, 22; Karen Burton, 46; and George Messer, 27.

Lured to a home where some of the torturers lived, a woman was forced to lick the toe, vagina and anal cavity of a scary-looking 49 year old woman. The 49 year old’s son also forced the woman to eat dog and rat feces, and the black woman was also badly beaten, told “That’s what we do to niggers around here.”

The 6 are in jail and authorities are searching for others that may have helped lure the woman to the home.

Check The Smoking Gun‘s article for the original police report.


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Girl, 6, Sexually Assualted; Hanged In Garage

September 12, 2007 at 8:29 pm by  

CORSICANA, Texas — 6-year-old Hannah Mack was found hanging inside her family’s garage. She had also been sexually assaulted before she died. Police have made no arrests or named any suspects and are saying little about their investigation. Police also asked state caseworkers to not say whether Hannah’s family had been investigated by child welfare officers.

Navarro County Judge Vicki Gray said an autopsy of the body showed “a multitude of events that together caused the death of this child.“.


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Babysitter Tosses Toddler Out Window

September 6, 2007 at 8:31 am by  

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — An 18-year-old teenager, Rebecca Woods, dropped a 2-year-old boy out of a second story window. Two boys stated that they witnessed the girl dangling the boy out of the window and laughing. They then state that she just let him go and it was by pure luck that they caught the child. The babysitter has a different, but no less stupid story. She told police that she dropped the boy out of the window so that the two boys could catch him. She did this because the 8-year-old and 9-year-old she was babysitting told her to. The toddler was not injured and Rebecca has been charged with endangering the welfare of a child. She was jailed on $25,000 bond.


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Tub of Shit, 17, Tortures Girlfriend

September 6, 2007 at 8:15 am by  

Waukesha - John Orlando, 17, is accused of torturing his 20-year-old girlfriend. Police say the 300 pound boy’s 100 pound girlfriend rode her bike to his house at 2 a.m. Friday. Shortly after the rest of his family left at 8:30 a.m., he began cutting her clothes with a box cutter and biting her. After writing on her stomach and pelvis, he took a picture with his cell phone. After some consensual sex, he locked her outside of the house. When he let her back in, he burned her chest and neck with a cigarette.

Orlando then sat on her and choked her until she vomited, dumped a liquid over her head, telling her it was acid, and then sprayed a flammable liquid on her hair and ignited it with a lighter. She was able to put out the flames under a faucet. As she towel-dried her hair, he pulled the towel tightly around her face, then kicked her several times in the side, stood on her stomach and put one foot on her neck so she again couldn’t breathe.…

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Teen Raped Sister; Killed Her With Sledgehammer

September 5, 2007 at 2:13 pm by  

Betsy Smith

SPOTSYLVANIA, Va. — Walter Smith Jr., 16, was charged with the first-degree murder and rape of his 22-year-old sister, Betsy Mary Smith, and aggravated assault against his two year-old niece, Andrea Costello. Betsy Smith was beaten with a sledgehammer and stabbed before Walter raped her. When Andrea Costello began crying, she was struck in the head with the sledgehammer, fracturing her skull. Betsy Smith’s body, Costello and a 1-year-old boy were then locked inside a room by Walter.

Later that day, Mary Smith, the mother of Walter and Betsy heard crying and asked Walter to go check on the kids. It is at that point that Andrea was taken to the hospital because of her visible injuries. The little girl told Walter’s mother that she had fell. When detectives were dispatched to the residence by hospital staff for possible child abuse, they then found the body of Betty still in the locked room.

Walter’s mother does not believe he committed the crimes, and being the extremely intelligent woman she is, her brain huffed and puffed ’til it got enough synapses firing to create the following comment: “He don’t remember nothing he did,” she said.

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September 4, 2007 at 4:11 pm by  

Stop whatever you are doing and fucking find her for God’s sake!!

Camille Cleverley of Boise, Idaho was last seen on Thursday. Her Schwinn mountain bike is also gone, and she recently lost her cell phone. Camille Cleverley would have started classes at Brigham Young University on Tuesday.

“She’s a very reliable person,” her mother said. ‘She has not been at work for the days that she’s been scheduled, and that’s very unlike her.” Camille has a boyfriend who has been “very supportive”.

Cleverley is white with strawberry blond hair, blue eyes and fair skin. She’s 5 feet 5 inches tall and 110 pounds.

Now, while you are out looking for this girl, keep an eye out for Stepha Henry. You may not have heard of her…she doesn’t get as much press as the rest of these girls.

I wonder why?


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Teen Dies After Getting Caught in Car Wash

September 4, 2007 at 9:20 am by  

Wyoming, Mich. — A Goo Goo Car Wash employee was killed when he got entangled in the giant, automatic brushes. Ricardo Alberto Martinez, 18, was closing the car wash Friday night when a customer returned to have his vehicle washed again. After the vehicle entered the car wash, Martinez went inside and somehow became entangled, police said.

Looks like a hose or something got caught up in some of the bigger equipment around his feet and just pulled him in,” says Lieutenant Scott Gardner of the Wyoming Police Department.

Another customer later found the body at the business in this western Michigan community located near Grand Rapids, police said


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