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In The Mean Time...

Merry Fuckin’ Christmas!

December 25, 2008 at 12:36 am by  

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Dreamin’ Demon sent to me:

Twelve babykillers,
Eleven bad schoolteachers,
Ten boyfriends beating,
Nine moms abusing,
Eight pedo preachers,
Seven men a-raping,
Six stabby psychos
Five DUIs!
Four necrophiles,
Three cooked dogs,
Two cannibals,
and too much of Casey Anthony!

Merry Christmas, bitchez!  We love you all.

Jeramey Sheeler Is a Shitty Dad

December 24, 2008 at 10:02 pm by  

Jeramey Sheeler at dreamindemon.com

Great Falls, MT – It was damned cold in Cascade County this past weekend, and late Friday/early Saturday, the air temperature was well below zero. Such a bitter cold persuades the more prudent among us to leave the car parked in the garage and stay in all night. Maybe root around in the back of the DVD cabinet for a forgotten favorite, or pull the old skin magazines out of the closet for some time with the Ladies of the ’80s. Maybe perform a few double-clicks to hit the Demon for the very latest in asshattery.

But 22-year-old Jeramey Sheeler had someone to see, weather be damned, and off he went in his Jeep. This all would’ve been just fine and dandy, except that sometime around midnight, Sheeler arrived at his destination, parked, turned off the ignition…and left his 4-year-old daughter asleep in the vehicle.…

Paul Thomas Hamill’s Girlfriend Gets Pissed

December 24, 2008 at 12:31 pm by  

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Florida – Hamill, 43, and his girlfriend got into an argument in the parking lot of a Sunoco gas station. The argument was over his girlfriend’s mother. While the exact details of the argument are not known, the exchange got Hamill so mad, he dumped a container of his own urine on the head of his girlfriend. He has now been arrested on simple battery charges.…

Joey Melendez Was Just Playin’

December 24, 2008 at 6:54 am by  

Joey Herminio Melendez (Myspace)

Lancaster, PA–UnamusedCat originally posted the Joey Melendez story in our forums in late October. Melendez was arrested for beating and burning his girlfriend’s 18-month-old son. At the time, there weren’t really many details. Now, new information is trickling out at the prelims. The excuses this asshole had for the abuse absolutely floored me.

Charris Bowers Was Chompin’ At The Bit

December 24, 2008 at 4:28 am by  

Charris Bowers (Myspace)

Deltona, FL–Some things in life just aren’t fair. Your wife agrees to a little oral after an evening of drinking at the local pub. She has assumed the position and things are heading in the right direction. You kick back, relax, and start enjoying the ride. Then….CHOMP! Maybe you say, ‘Hey baby, easy with the teeth, K?’ Then…CHOMP CHOMP! Now your brain is sending out signals that something is waaaay wrong with this usually enjoyable situation, the family jewels are in danger!

Review: Dead or Alive

December 23, 2008 at 5:02 pm by  

Dead or Alive is McGarrity’s 12th Kevin Kerney novel. Fans of his series probably know exactly what to expect and will pick up this book on day one, but it was my first encounter with the author and his characters, so this review is for people who might be interested in getting on board. Before I discuss Dead or Alive, I have to say how much I love McGarrity’s website. I wish every author had a resource like this. For each book (Tularosa, for instance), he has provided a synopsis, reviews, and even interactive maps.  Locations used in the books are laid out relative to one another and the locales are hyperlinked to other resources.  The same meticulous touch that is evident in McGarrity’s writing of Dead or Alive pervades his site.  It is an attention to detail that may be a mixed blessing, unfortunately.…

Patricia Murray Made A Bad Decision

December 23, 2008 at 10:18 am by  

Patricia Murray and Brian Stephenson

Henrico County, VA–Have you ever been at a stop-light behind a bus full of children? If the bus is full of younger kids, you will likely see some face-making and tongue-waggling directed at you. You might even get flipped off if the kid is feeling especially froggy that day. Hell, I’ve been known to make faces right back at ’em. But Patricia and Brian…they got me beat! They pulled out a .40-caliber handgun and started waving it at the kids. Oh yeah, and Patricia’s daughter was on that bus. Talk about embarrassing your child on a grand scale!

Howard Hoke Is A Bad PawPaw

December 23, 2008 at 5:26 am by  

Howard Edward Hoke

Unicoi County, TN–The few memories I have of my grandpa will last me a lifetime. He was a rotund man with rosy cheeks and a laugh like Santa Claus. He always had a box of Chiclets gum in his shirt pocket, the red ones saved for me. He saw the tom-boy in me and always had a new Matchbox car on hand. Nothing but good memories in the 6 short years that I knew him. Howard Hoke’s 5-year-old grandson will have a few long-lasting memories of him too…memories of abuse and sexual assault.

Drunken Hyjinx With Joseph Conrad Rice

December 22, 2008 at 9:49 pm by  

This story written and submitted by our member Damaged Goods.  Thanks, DG!

Seriously.. what is that mess on Joe Rice’s forehead?

Minneapolis, MN – Joseph Conrad Rice, 63,  seems a little worse for wear. Well… he has been having an interesting time. In mid-December, Mr. Rice was arrested for trying to stiff the poor cabbie who drove his inebriated ass home from a local strip club. About two days after that, police were called to the Minikahda Country Club to pick up a drunk-again Joseph Rice. This time he apparently made “terrorist threats” to a police officer.  All reports also state that Rice reported his Mercedes stolen, but I honestly don’t know why anyone gives a shit.  …

Jose Jesus Castillo Branded The Baby

December 22, 2008 at 8:35 am by  

Sinister lookin’ fella, isn’t he?

Refugio, TX–Jose Castillo, 31, was jealous. He was jealous over his live-in-girlfriend’s devotion to her 18-month-old grandson. In a fit of jealousy, displeasure, and anger, Castillo took a heated fork and pressed it into the face of the baby…burning and scarring him.

Bruce Guess And Steven Jordan Ruin Holidays

December 22, 2008 at 6:34 am by  

MySpace (with blogs)

Valparaiso, IN – As you can see, two guys are named in this article’s title, but I’m feeling confident about finding the MySpace profile of only one of them. Bruce Guess, age 18, once suggested that girls “r a beatiful (sic) thing that u cant live w/out and you’d give up everything just for that perfect one” but “when they leave u and they always do it hurts soo bad u just wanna kill yourself.”   He also admitted as to how he might’ve read some books in his life, including murder mysteries. With 20/20 hindsight, we can now say it might’ve been better had Brucie gone ahead and given into that “wanna” when it comes to suicide, because now his name is tied to a murder, and there doesn’t seem to be much “mystery” about it.…

Mary Deoleo Let Brianna Burn

December 21, 2008 at 11:04 am by  

Mary Deoleo (Myspace) and Brianna

Hazleton, PA – Mary Deoleo, 21, is a young single mother to three-year-old Brianna. And sometimes young mothers do stupid things, especially if there isn’t a lot going on upstairs to begin with.  But letting your baby walk around for a week with a burn that covered her entire right butt cheek?  Not taking the child to the doctor?   Waiting until the burn stuck to Brianna’s clothes and broke open every time she moved?  Not even giving your baby a Tylenol to help with the pain?

That’s not stupidity, denizens.  That’s some serious bullshit parenting, right there.  And the Hazleton Police Department agrees with me. …

Donald Bohn: Weird Santa

December 20, 2008 at 6:11 am by  

Naples, FL–Wal-Mart; the land of long lines, empty shelves, and overworked disgruntled employees. It seems that every single week, there is a story or two about crazy shit going down at the local Wal-Mart. We have crazed shoppers, butt-biters, pedophiles, Guitar Hero lovin’ murderers. Now we have Donald Bohn; a lonely weirdo who hangs out at his local Wal-Mart dressed in a Santa shirt and hat, talking to anyone who will listen, about his package and his ability to please women. *gags*

Edwina Sanchez Parked the Car

December 20, 2008 at 5:27 am by  

Edwina Sanchez at dreamindemon.comMySpace (with blogs)

Fort Collins, CO – Some things just shouldn’t happen during the holiday season, like telling a child that Santa is a child molester or that the dinner roast is actually Rudolph. In fact, I think no bad things should happen during the one-month period up to and including Christmas. I mean, can’t even the nastiest, meanest sonofabitch take a month off? Aren’t 11 months of the year plenty of time to pursue wicked schemes and inflict pain on others? This is why I especially love to read about crimes gone awry or criminals getting a little immediate justice this time of the year, and I’d like to think that Edwina Sanchez and a buddy of hers got a visit from Santa Karma this week.…

Yes, That Body Is Caylee Anthony’s.

December 19, 2008 at 7:02 pm by  

And what’s worse…it now appears that she could have been found in August.  Read on for details.

Caylee Marie Anthony ~ August 9, 2005 – June 2008

Orlando, FL – Wow.  Hell of a news day, huh?  First, the DNA is back, and the tiny remains found in a trash bag last Thursday are, in fact, those of Caylee Marie Anthony.   No real surprise, I suppose.  I think we all knew when the body was found that it was hers.  Who else would it be?  No other tiny little girls with longish brown hair were even missing in Florida last week.

To add insult to murder, it now appears that Roy Kronk, the utility worker who found Caylee’s body, tried to notify authorities in August  about the suspicious trash bag in the woods.  Yes, the very same trash bag that turned out to hold the toddler’s remains.  Three times on three different days, Mr. Kronk says, he called authorities.  Yet it was not until the December 11 911 call (when Kronk reported that the bag had opened and a child’s skull had fallen out) that the remains were finally recovered – four months after Kronk made the first call to police. …

You’re A Mean One, Heather Calderon

December 19, 2008 at 8:07 am by  

you really are a heel… you’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel…

Heather Mason Calderon

Erwin, NC – While Linda Mason was in a Chapel Hill hospital for cancer treatment, someone broke into her Erwin home.  The thief stole food, bed linens, decorations… even the Christmas tree!  Now, stealing Christmas from a cancer patient is bad enough – but when the thief is the patient’s daughter, it’s even worse.    Heather Mason Calderon, 35, was arrested Monday and charged with the crime. …

Dennis PeeWee Creamer Killed Haleigh

December 19, 2008 at 5:17 am by  

Dennis PeeWee Creamer

Lynn Haven, FL–She was an adorable little girl. Her favorite book was Humpty-Dumpty. She loved to watch Elmo on TV. She like to be near her grandpa when he worked in the garage, she would sit out there with him and pound away on her little toy workbench. She liked to sneak into the fridge and eat apples, her favorite fruit. After having a little nibble, she would put the apple back. She had a beautiful smile and a mischevious sparkle in her eyes. Little Haleigh was just 2-years-old when she was brutally and savagely beaten to death. She was killed because she wanted some juice and cookies.

Review: Heartsick – A Gory, Contorted Thriller

December 19, 2008 at 12:19 am by  

If there was an award for scariest dedication, Chelsea Cain wouldn’t have any competition. Her national bestseller, Heartsick, starts off with: “For Marc Mohan, who loved me even after he read this book”. I had to pause before I started the first chapter. What in the hell was I getting myself into? A pickle, that’s what. I have a bit of a problem here. I am giving this book our highest marks and I am about to lavish some serious praise on it, but I am by no means recommending this book to everyone. If anyone passed by and bought this book because they saw my five stars, and now you are back to determine what in the world I was thinking, all I can say is: I didn’t tell you so. Because you didn’t listen.…