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Fubar Friday: Alejandra Ortiz

April 17, 2009 at 4:19 am by  

Alejandra Ortiz

Alejandra "The Bitch" Ortiz

Memphis, TN– Alejandra Ortiz is a cold-hearted bitch. It’s unnecessary to tell her this because I’m sure she already knows and probably doesn’t give a shit. A week ago, she treated her neighbors to a horrific sight. Let me just say, if this bitch lived in my neighborhood and I caught her callous ass doing what she did, instead of reading about her crime, you would probably be reading her obituary.…

Wolf Creek (2005)

April 17, 2009 at 4:17 am by  

Two young girls, Liz (Cassandra Magrath) and Kristy (Kestie Morassi), are on an Australian road-trip with Ben (Nathan Phillips) a city boy from Sydney. One of their destinations is the massive meteor crater located in the Wolf Creek National Park. After making the hike to the center of the crater, they return to find that their car will not start. Seeing as they are in the middle of nowhere with a storm quickly approaching, they decide to camp out in the car until morning. As night envelopes them, their luck turns as they are discovered by a friendly bushman named Mick (John Jarratt) who offers to tow them to his garage where he would fix their car and they could be on their way. With no other viable options to choose from, the three decide to take Mick up on his offer but once back at Mick’s camp, these three youths find that Mick is not that nice of a guy. In fact, he is the most vile, evil human being they will ever have the displeasure of meeting.…

Speaking Of Stoopid…

April 17, 2009 at 4:13 am by  
James Williams

James Williams

Racine, WisconsinJames Williams is a real piece of work. He faked his own kidnapping, scared the crap out of his mother with ransom demands, and made himself look like a total ass. And for what reason? He didn’t want to get in trouble with his parents for having the car out late. Did I mention he’s 23-fucking-years-old?…

The Daily Bite

April 16, 2009 at 1:16 pm by  
Asia Howard & William Stephens

Asia Howard & William Stephens

From hilarity to complete tragedy, here are some articles of interest pulled from the Reality Bites section of the forums.

Did she give him a senior discount?-Asia Howard and William Stephens each face a charge of crime against nature after getting busted for having sex in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

Wanna see my weiner?-There’s some naughty stuff going down in the men’s room at Riverfront Park in Kingsport, TN. Lewdness, lascivious acts, and a glory hole in the bathroom stall.

She had a secret-A 14-year-old girl admitted to smothering her newborn baby about 3 hours after it was born. She ‘put the inside of her forearm outside of the blanket, on top of the baby’s face and pressed down hard,’ until the baby stopped moving.

It’s that time of year again-Woman leaves her 1-year-old baby sitting in the car while she works. Guess what? When she comes out to check on him, 7 hours later, he’s dead.

Horseplay with a shotgun-A 12-year-old boy shot his 11-year-old nephew in the head with a shotgun.…

Jason Lopez Might Have Burned The Baby

April 16, 2009 at 9:09 am by  
Jason Scott Lopez

Jason Scott Lopez

Topeka, KansasShelly Hackett was working Saturday when she received a call from her boyfriend, Jason Lopez. Jason told her he might have burned her child, 1-year-old Fabian Hackett, while giving him a bath. ‘He said he gave my son a bath and thought it was a little hot, but that he was OK,’ Shelly said. ‘He said he put cold water on it and thought he was burned because he was red.’ Shelly told Jason to take the child to the hospital, but Jason refused, insisting the baby was fine.…

A Domino’s Hired Two Idiots

April 16, 2009 at 8:37 am by  
Kristy Hammonds Thompson and Michael Setzer on dreamindemon.com

Kristy Hammonds Thompson and Michael Setzer

Conover, NC – It’s been playing all over my local news. Two employees of a Conover, NC Domino’s filmed themselves doing some pretty nasty shit to some food they were preparing. One of them then decided to post the video on Youtube. Now Kristy Hammonds Thompson, 31, and Michael Setzer, 32 have been fired and arrested on felony food contaminating charges.…

Ronald Routh Was Pissed!

April 16, 2009 at 6:49 am by  

Ronald Routh

Ronald Routh

Brandenton, FL– Just this last Easter Sunday, Ronald Routh decided to have a father to son talk with his 20-year old son, Nicholas. Apparently, Ronald wasn’t very happy about some unexplained charges on his credit card. The “talk” became a heated discussion in which Ronald grabbed a filet knife, held it up to Nicholas, and threatened to cut his head off. Nice, Dad. Real fucking smooth!…

Steven Barger: House Guest From Hell

April 16, 2009 at 5:30 am by  
Steven Barger

Steven Barger

Phoenix, Arizona–House guests…ugh…mine tend to wear out their welcome real quick. After a day or two, they start to get a bit demanding; ‘I need a clean towel.’ ‘You need to buy more milk.’ ‘I need you to bury this body.’ ‘Dammit, I need you to dig up that body.’ ‘You’re out of toilet paper.’ ‘Why did you lock me out of the house again?’ etc. What a pain in the ass.…

Kayla Newton Is Dim

April 16, 2009 at 4:06 am by  

Kayla Newton

Kayla Newton

Fort Pierce, FloridaSome people are so insanely stupid, that I find it hard to believe they can manage to walk and breathe at the same time. Take Kayla Newton, for example. She needed some quick cash to free her boyfriend, Roy Dillard, from jail. Speaking in code, over the jail house telephone, Kayla and Roy hatched a plan to buy his freedom.…

Play Doctor, Go To Jail?

April 15, 2009 at 2:10 pm by  

Just a random Jailbait pic, quit lookin' at her tits, fellas.

About a month ago, a story emerged about an 11 year old girl being charged with three counts of rape for sexual contact she made with three children – two boys and one girl – under the age of 10. Officials in Ohio believe she is the youngest perpetrator they’ve ever had. Rhonda Hinkle of Muskingum County Children’s Services says they’re seeing an increase in the number of children who are committing sex crimes. Like you’d expect, it’s being termed “an alarming trend”. Hinkle blames “technology” (surprise, surprise) and “blended families” – whatever that’s supposed to mean – for exposing children to behaviors and values they wouldn’t have held otherwise.

But it begs the question: Is the alarming trend the behavior of the children, or how it’s regarded by adults?…

Dawn Christoff Isn’t A Victim

April 15, 2009 at 8:56 am by  
Troy Christoff

Troy Christoff (2006 photo)

Winter Haven, FloridaHere is your feel good story for the day. Troy Christoff, 34, got a bug up his ass and decided he was going to shoot his wife and several other family members, including at least two children. His wife, Dawn Christoff, had other plans. Now Troy is in the hospital, recovering from multiple gun shot wounds.…

Give Us The Porn And No One Gets Hurt

April 15, 2009 at 3:57 am by  

John Scott Kincaid & Christopher Ray Fitzgerald

John Scott Kincaid & Christopher Ray Fitzgerald

Kilgore, TexasI am not even gonna lie to you…every now and then, I will write-up a story based upon the accompanying mugshots. And that brings us to Ren & Stimpy here. These two were recently busted for robbing a porn store, twice! Hey geniuses, I’m going to let you in on a little secret…you can download porn, for free, on the internet. Isn’t technology great?!…

Stuart McIntyre Is An Old Perv

April 15, 2009 at 2:47 am by  
Stuart McIntyre

Stuart McIntyre

Primera, TX– For an elderly man just two months shy of his 89th birthday, Stuart McIntyre sure has a way with the ladies. Well, I mean, the little ladies. What’s his secret? I’m guessing charm because old-fartism doesn’t always earn a child’s trust, even though his mugshot does remind me of ventriloquist Jeff Dunham’s puppet named Walter .…

Jose Perea Sleeps With The Dead

April 15, 2009 at 2:31 am by  

Perea and Hancock

Jose Perea & Helen Hancock

Charleston, SC– One of my favorite songs is Rob Zombie’s “Living Dead Girl”. I remember years ago when I first heard the song how much it seemed to fit my personality and made me feel like I was not the only “weird one” who likes what others may deem as “creepy” shit. The lyrics, alone, are a masterpiece, IMO, as well as the music accompaniment. Does the song make me want to actually see a dead body in real life? Kind of. Would I be creeped out if someone I knew actually slept with one? Hell yes!

The Daily Bite

April 14, 2009 at 8:43 pm by  
Abby Toll and boyfriend Bryan Beck

Abby Toll and boyfriend Bryan Beck

Shit. I was so busy making this site so fucking awesome, that I forgot it was my turn for The Daily Bite. Oh well, here are some stories pulled from Reality Bites.

Brandie & Gary Sherman– Couple charged with felony child neglect after police found 39 cats ranging from kittens to adults, a bird in a cage, two litter boxes and urine and feces covering the floors and furniture of their trailer. Police found it impossible to step inside a 17-year-old girl’s bedroom without actually stepping in the feces coating the floor.

Keisha WaltersA Danville woman was convicted of animal cruelty Monday for allowing her dog to go without medical treatment for days after the dog’s vagina had prolapsed and was hanging out of its body.

Abby Toll – Police found a small dog — its feet, snout and tail bound in clear packing tape, a plastic bag and elastic hair ties — adhered to the side of a refrigerator in a Boulder home this morning, the apparent victim of a domestic dispute between its owner and his girlfriend.…

Love Triangle Trouble

April 14, 2009 at 5:55 am by  
Sixto Balbuena

Sixto Balbuena

Chandler, ArizonaEl Dorado High School teacher Tamara Hofmann, 48, had herself a couple of teacher’s pets. Already involved in a relationship with a former student from a different high school, 20-year-old Sixto Balbuena, Tamara added another student/boy-toy to her collection, 18-year-old Sam Valdivia. Late Friday night, Tamara called Sam’s home…hours later, he was dead.…

Larry Odums: The Dog Whispering Antichrist

April 14, 2009 at 4:26 am by  
Larry L. Odums

Larry L. Odums

Sebring, FloridaLet’s see…what can I tell you about Larry Odums? He’s 26-years-old, lives in a half-way house, hates cops, can speak to dogs with his mind, and believes he is the Antichrist. And well, he might be slightly deranged.…

Zach Petty Ruined Easter

April 14, 2009 at 3:27 am by  
Zach Petty

Zach Petty

Zach’s MySpace

Beech Grove, IN-Ahh, Easter. It can be such a splendid holiday for some kiddies. Not so much for Zach Petty’s kids, though. Instead of waking up to baskets of candy and toys, they woke up to an empty house. Where was dad? He was out looking for someone who, very possibly, could have gone by the name Bunny.