Good day, sickos. I want to thank all of you for your calls and emails inquiring about my well-being and offering sex at various public parks. But fear not, I am just on a much-deserved, much-needed vacation. Although I am off this week, I will be writing up some stuff off and on while finally being able to focus on some DD house cleaning. I'll also have time to respond to some of you interested in writing. In the meantime, be sure to check out the forums for the latest in terrible news.


Konrad Peters Accused Of Throwing Dildos At Young GirlsTeen With Pre-existing Health Issues Dies Inside Haunted House AttractionMan Goes To Hospital After Chewing On Rat's Head Found In Golden Corral ChiliBrittany Ruck Accused Of Separating Young Daughter's Scalp From Her SkullMan Arrested For Making Sweet, Sweet Love To Toy Horse At WalmartGenoveva Nunez-Figueroa Charged After Getting Stuck In Chimney Of Man She Met OnlineBoy, 9, Has Arm Ripped Off After Trying To Feed Bear At ZooMom Gave Kid Away To Heroin User To Live Life Of Normal Teenager Jonnie Boggess Accused Of Having 'Gentle Sexual Intercourse' With Piglet

In The Mean Time...

Geneva and Michael Are Strict

October 14, 2007 at 2:47 pm by  

Houston – This beautiful Houston couple, Geneva Foster, the boy’s mother, and Michael Ryan, his stepfather, were arrested and charged with starving and abusing a 13-year-old boy they kept locked in the attic of their home. Aside from weighing just 72 pounds, the boy also had broken bones, bite scars and damage to his liver, pancreas and kidneys. There were also four other children in the home who have been removed and placed in foster care. They showed no signs of abuse.

Continuing my thoughts that all stepparents hate their stepchildren, I would guess that the other four kids were the product of the couple.


Almost There!

October 14, 2007 at 12:41 pm by  

After our expert web development team (me) spent many, many hours troubleshooting the site (actually, it was about 30 minutes after I got back from The Melting Pot. Speaking of, decent food, but GODDAMN is it expensive. I mean, I’m rich, so no problem, but for the rest of you, Sheesh! If you take a date there and are not getting at least a handjob the entire time you are there, you got had.) , the issues that was created by me in enabling one, stupid plugin…has almost been resolved. You may have to clear your browser cache. I would tell you how to do that, but if you don’t already know how, I hate you.

Lastly, I will be adding a few new plugins as well as changing\fixing the links in the header.…

Working on it

October 13, 2007 at 12:31 pm by  

Yeah, yeah. I made a change to the comments section that allows commentors to have a simple GUI. For some reason, the side effect is that some of your comments may get flagged as spam. No worries, I check fairly regularly and will ensure your little pearls of wisdom make it to the comments section to whichever sick story you are participating.

Sorry for the inconvenience…well, not really, it’s me who has to go through the spam filter to unspam your quit your bitchin’! :) In all seriousness, I’ll see what I can do to get it fixed.


Seems as if my extreme knowledge in all subjects also includes fucking up WordPress. I am slowly getting everything back to normal, so if you are part of the Blogroll Nazi’s, I will have them back up this weekend. The Recent Posts should be back up and running around the same time as well.…

Arthur Jackson Kills Wife, Two Stepkids; Kills Self

October 13, 2007 at 12:40 am by  

Fort Worth - Arthur Jackson, 36, killed his wife, Lisa Ford Jackson, 36, and her two children from a previous marriage — a 13-year-old girl and 10-year-old boy — by shooting them to death. After a stand-off, Arthur Jackson shot himself as he drove his car into a lake. Police and neighbors said the couple had recently separated and may have been having financial troubles. The couple did have one child together, a 3-year-old girl who Arthur had dropped off at a church after he had murdered the rest of his family.

This does prove one thing I keep saying. Adults secretly hate their step kids and wish them dead.


Christina Adams is a Fun Mom

October 12, 2007 at 3:27 pm by  

PINELLAS PARK – This lovely woman, Christina Adams, 27, dangled her 5-year-old son out of the open window of an SUV while it was in motion. She was in the passenger seat holding onto the child’s hands, forcing him to run along side the moving vehicle. Witnesses told police that the black GMC SUV was traveling about 3 to 5 mph. Two other children and two other adults were inside the vehicle. When police stopped the vehicle, Adams appeared “extremely intoxicated and belligerent towards officers.” She was booked into the Pinellas County Jail. Bail was set at $5,000.As deplorable as this story is, that mug shot cracks me right the fuck up. She was waaaaaasted.


Arthur Swilling, Meet Karma

October 12, 2007 at 11:50 am by  

Arthur Swilling, 36, spent 17 years in prison for the shooting death of his girlfriend’s father back in 1988. After being sentenced to life in prison, he was later paroled in June of 2006. Late Wednesday night, he and some friends were riding ATV’s through the parking lot of Lakeside Middle School in Anderson County when Shilling drove into a chain strung across the entrance. The chain struck Swilling under the chin, killing him.


Man Tried to Hang Wife in ‘Haunted House’

October 12, 2007 at 10:34 am by  

Spokane, WA - In an attempt to avoid a divorce, Sean Jennings asked his wife to come out to the garage to see the haunted house he had created for Halloween. He also asked her to climb a ladder so he could test out a noose he was gong to use to hang a skeleton. When she put her head through the noose, Sean turned on a radio in the garage and pulled the ladder out from under her.

The woman was able to periodically support herself on her tip toes and was only able to escape after promising her husband she would not divorce him or tell anyone what he had just done. She later called police from a Wal-Mart parking lot.


Cannibal Serial Killer Stuns Mexico City

October 12, 2007 at 7:16 am by  

MEXICO CITY — Meet Jose Luis Calva Zepeda, serial killer, cannibal, failed horror movie screenwriter. Mexico city police found the dismembered body of Zepeda’s girlfriend,  Alejandra Galeana, a 30-year-old pharmacy clerk and single mother, in his closet, and found chunks of flesh in a frying pan on the stove, in addition to parts of a leg and arm in the fridge. Oh, and bones in a cereal box. He admitted to police that he had boiled some of his girlfriend’s flesh, but he had not eaten it. Also found in the residence was a draft of a novel titled “Cannibalistic Instincts,”

Police had come to Mr. Wonderful’s apartment Monday to investigate the disappearance of Alejandra. Jose tried to escape authorities but was run over by a car. Jose is also being investigated for the death of another girlfriend in 2004 and the mutilation death of a prostitute in April.

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Katherine Bodem Loves Shoes

October 10, 2007 at 12:31 pm by  

A Lakeville woman has been charged in connection with the Aug. 25 drowning death of her 11-month-old daughter.

After putting her 11-month old daughter, Cecelia, in the bathtub with her 2-year-old son, Katherine Bodem did what most parents do and left them unattended while she went downstairs to shop for shoes online. Surprisingly, the 11-month-old drowned.

Katherine repeatedly told officers ““I’m so stupid, this has been a horrible year for me.” and that she was only gone for 10 minutes before returning upstairs, and witnessing her son pulling Cecelia out of the tub. But her other two children told officers she had been gone for 20 minutes and that the brother came downstairs and said, “Mom, CC.”

Bodem is charged with two counts of second-degree manslaughter. If convicted, she could face up to 10 years in prison and $20,000 in fines.

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Tyler Peterson Was Determined

October 10, 2007 at 11:20 am by  

Wisconsin – As usual, as more time passes, more information is coming out in regards to Tyler Peterson and his hissy-fit he had with his AR-15 rifle. The conflict was in regards to his ex-girlfriend and him thinking that she was messing around with one of the people at the house. After confronting his girlfriend at the house, the argument became heated. He went out to his car, grabbed his rifle, then went back in firing 30 shots. Six people died, with the seventh victim surviving only because he played dead after being shot 3 times, even after begging Tyler to stop shooting him.

Tyler then drove around, made false police reports, visited friends and family informing them of what he had done before ending up at a cabin. After a shootout with the police, in which Tyler may have been shot in the arm by a police sniper, Tyler then shot himself in the head with his .40-caliber Glock, THREE FRIGGIN’ TIMES!

“The three gunshot wounds to the head included two nonfatal rounds with entry points below the chin, and one fatal shot that entered Peterson through the right side of the head,” Attorney General J.B.…

This Pedophile Is Horny As Hell

October 10, 2007 at 8:46 am by  

The sketch shown above is of a man who waived for a 12-year-old girl and her 9-year-old sister to cross the street in front of vehicle. But instead of letting them cross the street safely, he plowed into the 12-year-old, drove to the next block before making a U-turn and returning as the girl’s 9-year-old sister tried to help her sister to the sidewalk. The man then got out and forcibly abducted the injured 12-year-old, putting her in his car. All of this done in broad daylight at around 4:00 pm.

He drove her 3 miles away and tried to sexually molest her, punching her in the face several times in the process. The girl was able to get free and run to a nearby house. She remains in a local hospital and could stay for several days due to “severe injuries.”

The suspect is described as a white or Hispanic male between the ages of 30 and 40, 6-feet tall with a thin build, long black hair and a distinctive goatee.…

Toddler Falls To Her Death At Grand Canyon

October 10, 2007 at 8:33 am by  

PHOENIX – A 4-year-old girl was being closely supervised as she toured the Grand Canyon with her family. Being watched like a hawk by her observant parents, seeing as they were just North of Mather Point and at a location that has sections edge that has no railing, the little girl somehow plunged 500 ft to her death. She was pronounced dead at the scene and the parents will at least find some solace in the fact that their little girl may be the youngest person to ever die at the Canyon from a fall.

May this also be a lesson to all parents, including myself. When walking around the edge of the FREAKIN’ GRAND CANYON, especially any section that has NO RAILING, be sure to not let your toddler run around freely.


Oregon Teacher Wants To Bring Gun To School

October 9, 2007 at 11:37 am by  

Wanting protection from both her abusive ex-husband and the spate of school shootings that have plagued the country for the last few years, a teacher has challenged the local school district for the right to carry her Glock to school. Shirley Katz argued that since she has a concealed weapon permit, and Oregon allows those with permits to carry guns into buildings, she should be allowed to bring her weapon on school grounds. While saying that she necessarily would bring the gun on school property, she says she just wants to know that she can, should she feel the need.

Apparently, the students are a little, uh, slow when it comes to basic reasoning:

Some South Medford students say they are uncomfortable with the idea of a teacher carrying a gun, especially since they cannot bring even scissors to school.

“I totally understand she wants to protect herself,” said Lauren Forderer, 16, a junior. “But I don’t agree she should bring her problems around 2,000 other people.”

Uh, yeah. YOU’RE A MINOR.…

LOL! This Guy Is Screwed

October 8, 2007 at 11:00 am by  

The guy in this photo is fucked.

Interpol has issued a worldwide public appeal in help identifying a pedophile. He has been shown sexually abusing children in Vietnam and Cambodia. The photos have been posted on the Internet. The international police organization said German specialists had succeeded in producing identifiable images of the man, from the original pictures, where his face had been digitally blurred.

Anders Persson, a Swedish police officer who oversees Interpol’s database of images of child abuse declined to detail how specialists unblurred the photos, but did state, “Techniques are always developing. What is impossible today is possible tomorrow…there were several attempts to clear the face … We are sure that you can’t get better pictures and the people in his neighborhood — family friends, colleagues, whatever — they will recognize him.

Here is another pic:

With any luck, the next new story we read about this guy will be the fact that he was identified and subsequently blew his brains out.


The Wisonsin Pizza Party Massacre

October 8, 2007 at 7:54 am by  

Wisconsin – 20-year-old sheriff’s deputy, Tyler Peterson (pictured, left), entered his ex-girlfriend’s residence at around 3 a.m. where a group of youths were gathered for a pizza and movie party. He then opened fire, killing six of them before he was taken out by a Crandon SWAT sniper. The dead have been listed as Jordann Murray, 18, the suspect’s former longtime girlfriend; Katrina McCorkle, 18; Leanna Thomas, 18; Bradley Schultz, 20; Aaron Smith; and Lindsey Stahl, 14.


John Atchison Does The Right Thing

October 5, 2007 at 8:21 pm by  

John Atchison, the man who tried to hang himself in his cell after being charged with trying to have sex with a 5-year-old, has shown us that the same gusto he used in the pursuits of fucking a child could indeed help in other areas of his life. In this particular case, ending it. He was found unresponsive in his cell and pronounced dead at a local hospital. Kudos to you, Mr. Atchison, along with your persistence. The world is now a better place.



Amazing! Authorities in Columbus Ohio have put out a missing person’s report for Olivia Maricela Soriano-Almendaris, who is 9 months pregnant, after she was last seen at a bank on Oct. 2nd. She was due to give birth that day. Authorities have no leads.


Custody of amputated leg in dispute

October 5, 2007 at 10:40 am by  


A US man who stored his amputated leg in a barbecue smoker that was later auctioned off is locked in a custody dispute with the man who bought it.

John Wood’s smoker was sold to Shannon Whisnant last week after he fell behind on payments at the storage facility in North Carolina where it was kept.

He wants his leg back but Mr Whisnant says he has a receipt for the smoker’s contents and wants to share ownership.

Mr Wood’s leg was amputated above the knee after a plane crash in 2004.

He asked to keep the leg so he could be buried as a whole man when he died, and stored it at the facility in Maiden after losing his home.

But when Mr Wood failed to pay the necessary rental fees, the storage company auctioned the smoker and all its contents.

‘Strange incident’

After buying the smoker last Tuesday, Mr Whisnant looked inside and found a man’s leg wrapped in a wire screen.

He initially gave the leg to the police, who concluded it had not been removed as a result of a crime and sent it to a funeral home until Mr Wood could pick it up.…