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Kevin & Marketta Starved Child To Death

March 4, 2009 at 10:41 am by  

Marketta McCray & Kevin Isaac

Marketta McCray & Kevin Isaac

Sumter, SC–Children should never be made to go hungry…ever. Hunger hurts and death by starvation is a long, slow, painful process. A set of 18-month-old twins in the Isaac/McCray home know all about hunger. One of those twins died from starvation on Monday…he weighed in at a whoppin’ 4 pounds.…

Kody Kaplon Helped Himself

March 4, 2009 at 9:37 am by  

…to a 3-year-old girl.

Kody’s Private Myspace

Yreka, CA–A parent’s worst nightmare became reality for Ryan Collins and his wife, April Smith. At around 4:30 Monday morning, the couple awoke to the sound of their 3-year-old daughter, Francis, screaming. They ran to the child’s room and found her bed empty.  The sound of a car starting could be heard…Collins ran outside and saw a man pulling out of the driveway, with Francis in the back seat of his car.

Latreasa Goodman Was In Culinary Distress

March 3, 2009 at 3:04 pm by  

Fort Pierce, FLLast week, the Fort Pierce Police Department received three harrowing, terrifying 911 calls. The woman who placed those calls, Latreasa Goodman, was frantic…she wanted help and she wanted it now! The emergency? McDonald’s was out of Chicken McNuggets. *gasp* That poor, poor woman. No one should have to experience a tragedy like that. …

Melissa Jelks Thought Wrong

March 3, 2009 at 12:20 pm by  

Melissa Jelks

Melissa Jelks

Milwaukee, WI- After years of arguing, Melissa Jelks and the father of her two children, Timothy Adams, learned just how quickly lives can be changed when people make the wrong choices. Especially when it is two people who don’t get along and they add alcohol to the mix of a relationship that is already on the rocks. …

Don’t Get Lippy With Deputy Paul Schene

March 3, 2009 at 11:03 am by  

Seattle, WA–I have to wonder about a person’s intelligence when they are caught doing something illegal in an area where cameras are known to be rolling 24/7. Such is the case of Officer Paul Schene. Schene, an 8-year veteran of the King County Sherrif’s Office, knocked the sass out of a 15-year-old girl in a holding cell last November. It began in the early morning hours of November 29. At 3:45 that morning, Schene and his partner pulled over the teen, Malika Calhoun, and her friend. The car they were driving was reported stolen by Malika’s parents. From the moment she was arrested, the girl mouthed off to both Schene and his partner. Taunting, arguing, and basically being a smart-ass teenager.…

Acea Schomaker Had A Hyper Pussy

March 3, 2009 at 9:45 am by  

Acea’s Myspace

Lincoln, NE–Acea Shomaker’s pussy was acting up…it was out of control. The little pussy just wouldn’t calm down. At his wits’ end, Acea figured a little mary jane would soothe the savage beast. So, he crammed the little pussy into his homemade bong.

Nathan Ellingson Was Looking For Love

March 3, 2009 at 9:02 am by  
Nathan Ellingson

Nathan James Ellingson

WORTHINGTON, MN — Nathan James Ellingson, 33, is a 6’2”, shy, divorced father who’s looking for someone to share his life with. He is a homebody who does not get out much because of work and hates going home to an empty house. Family means a lot to him as he is very close with his own family. He’s a hard worker who considers himself a simple man and hopes to find a simple woman. Oh, and he also loves kids. It sure sounds like he is a good catch, doesn’t it?…

Vincent Kicked The Dog And Shook The Baby

March 2, 2009 at 9:30 am by  
Vincent Davis

Vincent Davis

Erie, PA–Have you ever had one of those days? You know, the days where nothing seems to go your way? Vincent Davis, 24, had one of those days last week. It started off when the dog shit on the floor and the baby started crying……

Detra Washington Is Crazy In Love

March 2, 2009 at 8:30 am by  

Detra Washington

Detra Washington

Spring Hill, FL — Remember the saying, “If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you it’s yours. If it doesn’t, it never was?” There are quite a few different versions nowadays, but Detra Washington’s is “If you love something, never set it free. If it tries to escape…” Well, you’ll see.…

Genine Compton Multi-Tasks

March 1, 2009 at 6:07 am by  
Genine Compton on

Genine Compton

Kettering, OH–A call came in to the Kettering Police Dept.’s non-emergency line Thursday morning; a man wanted to report a dumbass behind the wheel. He spotted Genine Compton showing off her mad multi-tasking skills; she had a cell phone on her ear and a kid on her tit. Now, I’ve seen people do some crazy ass shit behind the wheel, but breastfeeding? Come the fuck on…

Listen to 911 call:


Deric Basquez Found Double Trouble

February 28, 2009 at 9:07 pm by  

Deric Basquez

Deric Basquez

Memphis, TN- The man in the mugshot above is 29-year-old Deric Basquez. His face is scratched up and black and blue for a very good reason. He’s another asshat who tried to get physical with the wrong victims heroines. This time, instead of snickering, I am LMAO because I fell in love with these girls! Please read more to find out why!…

Shane Arrigo Raped His Little Girl

February 28, 2009 at 5:51 am by  

Shane Robert Arrigo (Myspace)

Brooklyn Park, MN–From Shane’s About Me section on Myspace: ‘I am 27 year old single dad that is tring to find answers to the questions that cant be answered. If I get an answer it is always the wrong one, so u r better of just wondering.’ What a coincidence Shane, I’m trying to find an answer to a question too. My question is this…‘Hey asshole. What the fuck were you thinking when you tried to rape your 4-year-old daughter?’

April Porter Makes Very Bad Decisions

February 27, 2009 at 1:48 pm by  
Michael Yettner and April Porter on

Michael Yettner and April Porter

Chandler, AZ – Before we get to April. Lets discuss the circumstances for her staring back at you alongside her boyfriend, Michael Charles Yettner. Michael has been charged with slamming April’s 17-month old daughter’s head into a playpen to stop her from crying. In this case, it worked pretty good. She was knocked unconscious. After trying to revive her for about 5-minutes, they decided that maybe a trip to the ER was in order after the girl started vomiting. But they had to get their story straight. They would say that the kid had simply fallen.…

Michael Roy Sharpe is a BAD Pediatrician

February 27, 2009 at 1:24 pm by  
Michael Roy Sharpe

Michael Roy Sharpe

Albertville, AL – I have the warmest, fond memories of my childhood pediatrician.  He was such a nice man: fatherly, attentive, yet professional.  Certainly not the kind of man who’d rape a patient.  But then, my pediatrician wasn’t Michael Sharpe.…

WTF Was Wrong With Jack Holtzen?

February 27, 2009 at 10:23 am by  

Jack Holtzen and friend (Myspace)

Shawnee, KS–The first thing to come to mind when I came across this story in the forums was, ‘Wow. A story from Kansas. Weird.’ The second thing to come to mind was, ‘Wow. Jack Holtzen is fucking crazy!’ In the span of just half-an-hour, Jack managed to injure three women and himself.

Jose Rocha Is A Moron

February 27, 2009 at 8:43 am by  
Jose Rocha on

Jose Rocha

Phoenix, AZ–‘Oh my gaaaaawd honey! Come look! Little Junior crawled into the clothes dryer. Isn’t that cuuuuuuute?’ ‘OMGZ! You’re right! He’s making funny faces tooooo! That’s just too adorable, let me grab my camera! Maybe we could send it in to America’s Funniest Home Videos!’ *sound of shuffling feet. dryer door shuts. a click. tumble, bounce.  scream.* Ut-oh!

That was pretty much how the scene unfolded Wednesday night in the home where Jose Rocha, his girlfriend, and his 1-year-old child reside.…

Edward Graziano Arranged A Hit With Gift Card

February 26, 2009 at 3:27 pm by  
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Edward Graziano

Tampa Bay – Almost two years ago douchebag Nick Bollea, son of Hulk Hogan, was involved in a car wreck that left his passenger, John Graziano, a breathing, permanently brain damaged zucchini. Nick served a whopping 5 months in jail for his involvement in the crash. But this isn’t about Nick; this is about John Graziano’s father, Edward Graziano. He has just been arrested for trying to arrange a hit on his estranged wife, Debra. He paid for her death with $1,100 in cash, a $1,000 personal check and a $13.06 gift card to Westshore Pizza…

Patrick Kostal Got Pwned!

February 26, 2009 at 8:14 am by  

Patrick’s thug-ish Myspace

Elyria, OH–Patrick Kostal, 18, and his little gang of thieves picked on the wrong old lady. When they busted in to Ellen Basinski’s house and demanded money, she got pissed and Patrick got PWNED!