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Amanda Smith Was Lying; Strangled Son

November 5, 2007 at 10:24 pm by  

A few months back, a tub of shit by the name of Amanda Reagan Smith, 27, told police that her and her son were carjacked and taken to a remote location where the assailant proceeded to smother her 7-year-old son, Devon, with a pillow. Of course, everyone, including the police, though the story smelled as fishy as Paris Hilton's underwear drawer and while the specific details that have led to the arrest have yet to be given, aside from the coroners report that the boy died from asphyxiation due to neck compression, they have arrested Amanda and charged her with his murder.

I know it may be hard to believe, …

Timothy Cleary Does Not Fight Fair

November 5, 2007 at 11:12 am by  

Orlando, Fla - During an open casket funeral at the Harvest Baptist Church, Timothy Cleary walked up to the coffin and began kicking the ass of the deceased with a flurry of punches. Horrified onlookers called 911 and doled out a bit of ass kicking of their own. A motive for the attack is still unknown and Timothy is being held for a mental evaluation. From the look of him in the picture above, I would say the guy looks pretty normal.…

Marshal Seymour Loves Jesus; Young Boys

November 5, 2007 at 10:44 am by  

LAKELAND — Marshal Seymour, 40, was jailed Sunday in Lakeland, Fla., on charges of using a child in sexual performance, unlawful sexual activity with a minor and tampering with evidence. Bond was set at $325,000. Seymour committed these sexual offenses while he was a volunteer youth minister at the First Baptist Church at the Mall in Lakeland. And it gets worse. In Mobile, Seymour was arrested July, 1999, on charges of second-degree sodomy and second-degree sexual abuse in connection with a 16-year-old boy. He was then working as a youth minister at Parkway Assembly of God on Dauphin Island Parkway. How was a youth minister, who was previously charged with having sex with a young boy, get another job in a church working with youth? Well, it was God's will and the fact that …

Strip Club Employee Set On Fire

November 5, 2007 at 10:07 am by  

Washington - Hey, listen, I've had my fair share of run-ins with asshole bouncers in my time, usually consisting of me being thrown out of the local titty bar and then taunting the bouncers from a safe distance. But a patron at The GoodGuys club in Washington took things a bit farther. Police said the patron returned to the club after being kicked out for taking pictures of the girls dancing, doused the manager with gasoline and set him on fire. Investigators are calling it "assault with intent to kill." Fire department spokesman Alan Etter said the victim …

Charmaine Dragun Signs Off

November 5, 2007 at 9:52 am by  

Sydney, Australia — 29-year-old Charmaine Dragun was a popular Channel 10 newsreader in Australia. Around 4:00 pm on Friday 2 November 2007, Dragun jumped from The Gap in Sydney's Eastern Suburbs just hours before she was to be reading for the Channel 10 news. She had bee undergoing treatment for depression and had recently changed medication. Several witnesses …

Kelsey Peterson Is In A Lot Of Trouble

November 3, 2007 at 9:10 am by  
UPDATE 9/30/08 – In a sentencing hearing yesterday, Kelsey Peterson got six years in jail for transporting a minor across state lines to have sex.  The minor in question is, of course, Peterson’s sixth grade math student, Fernando Rodriguez.  Peterson began molesting the boy when he was finishing the sixth grade and was 12 years old.  More after the jump – now with more brainscrubbing bubbles – and video!

Lexington, Nebraska  - Kelsey Peterson is a school teacher and pedophile who was having a sexual relationship with a 12-year-old student of hers. After the relationship was discovered by school officials, Kelsey did the smartest thing possible and fled to Mexico with the boy. In return, she had an arrest warrant issued on Monday charging her with kidnapping, child abuse and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. …

Sketches Of Baby Grace Released To Terrify You

November 2, 2007 at 9:49 pm by  

For those of you living in a cave, Baby Grace is the name given to a little girl found in a plastic container on an uninhabited island along the Galveston Causeway on Monday. Discovered by a fisherman during a fishing tournament, the young girl has yet to be identified. Police are trying to identify the little girl, and along with naming her Baby Grace, they have now released sketches showing what she may look like if she were possessed by Satan. The Galveston County medical examiner, Dr. Steven Pustilnik, said Baby Grace suffered skull …

Tamera Jo Freeman Flies With Class

November 2, 2007 at 7:45 pm by  

Anyone remember this lady? This is Tamera Jo Freeman, 40. She is the woman accused of repeatedly hitting her children and threatening a flight attendant on a San Francisco-to-Denver flight back in July of 2007. She admits that she behaved badly, but still insists the crew of the plane were unjust. Regardless, she pleaded guilty Wednesday to a charge of interference with a flight crew. Because of her guilty plea, federal prosecutors agreed to drop two counts of assault. Under the plea deal, Freeman could be sentenced to four to 10 months of home detention at her sentencing hearing Jan. 18. BTW, her "behaving badly" consists of swearing at flight attendants for not serving her drinks, throwing …

Kelsey Peterson Has Left The Country

November 2, 2007 at 1:56 pm by  

OMAHA, Neb. – It is now being reported that Kelsey Peterson was able to use her tentacles to successfully drive her car across the California border into Mexico. Paul Schwarz of the Lexington Police Department said Peterson's white Pontiac crossed the California border into Mexico at about 11 p.m. Tuesday. For those of you unaware, Kelsey Peterson is a teacher who has ran off with her 13-year-old boyfriend, and alleged gang member, Fernando Rodriguez. Reports state that the relationship …

Rosa Alicia Avina Set Afire Dies Of Burns

November 1, 2007 at 12:21 pm by  

I missed this story, but thought it would be interesting once all the details are uncovered.

MERCED - What is known is that Rosa Alicia Avina, 27, was abducted, bound at the hands and feet, and had a bag placed over her head. She was then, in the early morning hours of Oct 25th, she was placed in an abandoned boat located near a burn pile. It was at this point her abductor (s) doused her with a flammable liquid and set her on fire. Hours later, Rosa walked half a mile with second- and third-degree burns over 95 percent of her body and collapsed at a farm where she was discovered by workers. Her burns were so severe, that deputies could not tell what gender she was. Rosa was flown …

Don Vito Found Guilty

October 31, 2007 at 3:23 pm by  

Vincent Roy Margera, who plays "Don Vito", in the MTV program Viva La Bam, was found guilty on two of three felony counts of sex assault on a child. Margera, 51, was accused of fondling three girls during a public appearance at the Colorado Mills Mall skate park last year. He faced three felony charges after several girls, ranging in age from 13 to 14, said he grabbed their breasts or buttocks. Once arrested, he had a field day with the female police officers, calling them "psycho lesbian bitches." After being found guilty, Margera collapsed on the courtroom floor and started screaming …

Phoenix – In a move that wont help sway the mindset that Hooter's waitresses are nice to look at, but usually idiotic and self-absorbed psuedo-strippers with intelligence ranking slightly above a goldfish, Ashly Duchene, 22, left her 17-month-old son in the car for at least seven hours while she worked at a Phoenix Hooters on Tuesday. The high temperature in Phoenix on Tuesday was 89 degrees. Readings inside the vehicle reached upwards of 110 degrees and the baby died. Ashly was charged with negligent homicide in the child's death, after investigators learned she had said she wanted her freedom more than her son and that family members had taken the child …

OMAHA, Neb. – Have you seen this hideous woman? Kelsey Peterson, 25, a Lexington teacher, has disappeared with 13-year-old Fernando Rodriguez. While it is understandable that this tub of shit is looking for love in all the wrong places because, well, she looks hideous, but what is not understandable is why she decided to risk prison for a 13-year-old's penis. Instead of finding a mate at the local bowling alley, she opted to …

Well, I hate doing an update story on a story that is directly beneath the update, but Michael John Anderson, 19, is accused of shooting Katherine Ann Olson in the back at his home in suburban Savage. Police believe Olson was killed in Anderson's house sometime after she arrived Thursday morning. Investigators found blood splatters in the man's bedroom and on his mattress, as well as bloody drag marks down the stairs of the home during an initial search at 10:20 p.m. Friday. They also found bloodstains on …

Craigslist Killed Katherine Olson!

October 30, 2007 at 9:51 am by  

Minn - Katherine Ann Olson, 24, had responded to a Craigslist advertisement someone had placed looking to hire a nanny. Olson had positive experiences with Craigslist before, even taking a job in Turkey after responding to an ad placed on the internet bulletin board. The add Katherine was inquiring about in this case, had her driving to Savage, Minn on Thursday morning to talk with her possible employers. Later that day, her purse and a bloody towel were found in a trash can in a Savage park. Her car was found late Friday night in a nature preserve, her body stuffed in the trunk.

Police arrested a 19-year-old Savage man who works at the Minneapolis airport and said they expect to charge him in connection with the murder today. They declined to identify the suspect, but said they believed he …

Courant.com has a pretty in-depth article about Joshua Komisarjevky, 26, and Steven Hayes,44, the two men accused of killing Jennifer Hawke-Petit, 48, and daughters Hayley, 17, and Micheala, 11, during a home invasion. A lot of the info has already been reported on, but this article has it all in one six-page story. They provide much more detailed insight on Joshua and Steven’s background and events that led up to the early morning break-in. They also present a much clearer picture of the horror …

Kevin Wade Daley Likes Homosexual Necrophilia

October 29, 2007 at 6:18 pm by  

CITRUS SPRINGS - Citrus Springs detectives foiled a plot that consisted of Kevin Wade Daley, 50, killing a man and using the corpse for his sexual activities. Authorities were notified when a man Daley met online came forward, a man Daley had been trying to recruit into his plot to murder a man from Homosassa who was doing construction work in his neighborhood. “He actually came up with his name and his place of business, and actually called the man’s place of business on the prospect of saying what a good job he had done on the work he did in the neighborhood,” said Gail Tierney, Citrus County Sheriff’s Office spokesperson. Police recorded Daley’s phone conversations as he …

Memorial Fund Set Up For Harmony Jade Creech

October 29, 2007 at 5:02 pm by  

Since Harmony Jade Creech has been brought up into the forefront of my memory today, I thought I should let everyone know that memorial contributions may be sent to the Harmony Jade Creech Memorial Fund, c/o First Citizens Bank, P.O. Box 70030, Fort Bragg, NC 28307-0030. Contributions also will be accepted at any First Citizens Bank branch office. Checks should be made payable to the Harmony Jade Creech Memorial Fund.

The father of this baby, Sgt. Ronald Creech, has had it pretty rough. Not counting he has been serving over in Iraq, …