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The Dreamin’ Demon VD Special!

February 14, 2008 at 1:03 pm by  

In honor of one of the shittiest holidays ever conceived, we here at The Dreamin’ Demon have decided to have our very first Valentine’s Day Special. This year, we have decided to post 10 loving couples who have graced the front page of our site, and who stayed together, and quite possibly slayed together all in the name of love. These wastes of humanity are listed in no specific order.…

Tony Benae Smith Is A Really Bad Date

February 13, 2008 at 8:58 pm by  

Tony Benae Smith Jr.

Norman, OK – Donna Louise Riles, 36, was a hardworking single mother. She was a former foster parent and a daycare teacher who spent her time taking care of other people and not enough time taking care of herself. So when she went on a telephone chat line last weekend and met Tony Benae Smith, 26, Donna Riles thought she deserved a little down time with a charming guy. Except that charming guy wasn’t so charming after all. On Monday night, police say, Smith shot Riles twice in her bedroom and left her twelve year old daughter to clean up the mess.…

David & Sandra Duncan Abducted Joy

February 13, 2008 at 1:47 pm by  

Joy Madden and Carlton Madden

Lynchburg, VA and Atlanta, GA –  Joy Angelique Madden had been missing since August 2003, when she was thirteen months old.   Now five, she was found last week in the Lynchburg, VA home of her maternal grandparents, David Lee Duncan, 50, and his wife, Sharon “Sandra” Duncan, 46.   They had been moving around to stay under the radar after abducting Joy four years ago.   Six other children under 12 were found in the home.  …

Antwuan Demon Williams Is The Dad From Hell

February 13, 2008 at 12:05 pm by  

Antwuan Demon Williams Sr.

Waterloo, Iowa – What is it with these dads in Iowa this week who think that beating or shaking their babies is a good idea?  Antwuan Demon Williams Sr. was arrested on Saturday after his eight-month-old son, Antwuan Demon Williams Jr. was found not breathing at the family’s home.   Now, baby Antwuan has died.   …

Randy Lee Blanchard Charged With Murder

February 12, 2008 at 6:18 pm by  

Nashua, Iowa -  On Wednesday, February 5, six-day-old Aliya Blanchard was taken to Floyd County Memorial Hospital.  Doctors evaluated the baby and transferred her to Covenant Medical Center in Waterloo.   Doctors there called police to tell them that baby Aliya Blanchard has “injuries consistent with shaken baby syndrome”.   Convenant immediately transferred Aliya to Saint Mary’s Hospital in Rochester, Minnesota, where she died on  Monday. Aliya Blanchard was 12 days old.  …

Andrew Boisvert Found Hanging Around

February 12, 2008 at 10:43 am by  

In a remote section of a rest area Interstate 77 near Statesville, N.C., the body of Andrew Boisvert, 37, was found hanged. Near his body was his driver’s license and a letter saying he was wanted for the murder of his wife in Massachusetts.…

David Gervin Got Caught

February 12, 2008 at 8:43 am by  

David Gervin

Dania Beach, FL –  When he decided to rape a woman on Saturday morning, David Gervin did not expect to get caught.   Gervin, 26, had pinned a 55-year-old homeless woman behind a grocery store at a little after five in the morning.  He was working on his violent mojo when his victim began to scream.  And kept screaming.  …

Deputy Jake Boles Has Minor Problems

February 12, 2008 at 6:53 am by  

McDonald County, MO – Last November, McDonald County Sheriff’s Deputy Jacob Boles was helping with the search for Rowan Ford when he remembered about a sinkhole where he used to play. The FBI had mentioned wanting a look at the sinkhole, but hadn’t gotten out there yet. So Boles, 27, and another deputy stopped by on the way to work the next morning. Using a rope, and flashlight, and a buddy to hold the rope, Boles lowered himself into the sinkhole and saw the mostly nude, bloodied body of Rowan Ford. She was found.

And Deputy Jake Boles was lost. …

Bryce Garrison, Summer Wood In Big Trouble

February 11, 2008 at 5:44 pm by  

Not only did they run away together, investigators said that they believe the children, ages 12 and 13,  left together sometime after 10 p.m. Sunday night, driving a silver four-door 2005 Dodge Stratus. Investigators have tracked one of the children’s cell phones to Augusta, Ga. on Monday morning. Apparently one of the children also used one of their parents’ ATM card near Augusta about the same time.…

Carla Poole Did Something Bad

February 11, 2008 at 1:25 pm by  

…and Demond Reed, 4, is dead.

Minneapolis, MN – Four-year-old Demond Reed didn’t have a chance. First his mother decided she couldn’t care for Demond and sent him to live with his father in Chicago. Then Demond’s father was arrested January 21. Demond’s grandmother couldn’t care for the boy either, so she sent him to Minneapolis to an adult cousin, Carla Poole. Last Wednesday, Poole reported the preschooler missing from her Minneapolis home. On Sunday, Demond was found dead, hidden in Carla Poole’s house. He hadn’t been missing at all. …

Deacon Irvin Jenkins Rapes Girl In Church

February 11, 2008 at 12:28 pm by  

Irvin Jenkins, 46

 Miami, FL – Irvin Jenkins, 46, is a deacon at the United House of Prayer For All People in Miami.  Jenkins believes in making himself available to all his parishioners, regardless of gender or age – he just makes himself more available to minor girls.   Deacon Jenkins is accused of raping a fifteen-year-old girl during a church baby shower on Saturday, February 9.  …

Jose Oviedo Gives STD’s To Children

February 11, 2008 at 11:16 am by  

INDIANAPOLIS (WISH) – Jose Oviedo is on the run and police need help finding him. This refried piece of shit molested the 5-year-old daughter of his girlfriend. The child’s grandmother discovered signs of abuse and took the child to the hospital. One of the signs was the fact that the 5-year-old now has a type of STD she will carry for life. What’s worse is that police are accusing the mother, Crystal Newton, of protecting Oviedo by not providing his real name to investigators.…

Man Meets Community Watch After Rape

February 11, 2008 at 9:49 am by  

DALLAS (AP) – A 26-year-old man, allegedly forced his way into the apartment of a 22-year-old woman and sexually assaulted her at knifepoint. Five children were in the apartment, some of whom belonged to her. Immediately following the incident, the woman ran out and told her boyfriend. He, along with a crowd of residents, confronted the accused and beat the snot out of him.…

Daniel Snay: Sex Offender, Lottery Winner

February 10, 2008 at 2:38 pm by  

Daneil SnaySnay, left, collecting his winnings

Uxbridge, Mass. – Massachusetts’ newest state lottery winner is Level 3 sex offender Daniel L. Snay of Uxbridge. Snay won $10 million January 29. He also won a probable charge of failing to notify authorities of his whereabouts when he moved from Connecticut to Massachusetts in 2004.…

James A. White Is A Dirty Old Man

February 10, 2008 at 12:41 pm by  

James A. White

Fairmont, WV – James A. White, 59, likes to feel up little girls. Preferably little girls who are related to him. After an investigation that began on January 31, White has been arrested and charged with eight counts of first-degree sexual abuse by a guardian and eight counts of incest against a nine-year-old girl.…

Denise Thomson Blows .415 With Kid In Car

February 10, 2008 at 12:07 pm by  

and the kid is a ward of the state, even.

Denise Thomson

Omaha, NE – She should have been in a coma. Denise Thomson, 25, was cruising down I-80 on Thursday afternoon when police dispatchers started getting the phone calls. An impaired driver was weaving down the interstate. There might be a kid in the back, the callers said. When officers managed to get her pulled over after a few miles of low-speed chase, Denise blew a .415, five times the legal limit. …

Kristian Allen Carl Has A Great Line

February 9, 2008 at 10:34 pm by  

Unfortunately, he used it on a minor.

Kristian Carl feelin teh emo

Pottsville, PA – Kristian Allen Carl, 19, told a 15-year-old girl that he was a vampire-werewolf hybrid being, and that therefore she should totally do him. What’s either funny or sad is that she bought it. And according to police, so did he.

Sherri Lynn Wright Is A Crackhead

February 9, 2008 at 8:17 pm by  

Sherri Lynn Wright

Muskogee, OK – 19-month-old Gregory Hutcheson is in serious condition after his babysitter shook him on January 31. Sherri Lynn Wright, 38, wouldn’t have reported anything wrong with Gregory at all, except the baby’s twelve year old sister went to check on him after school. The sister called their mother at work and told her that “Gregory doesn’t look right.”…