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Review: Down River

December 3, 2008 at 10:11 pm by  

I picked up Down River in my local bookstore’s Regional section.  Hart lives a few hours from my current home, and an hour or so from where I grew up on my father’s farm, in North Carolina.  Just about every murder I have ever attempted to solve has taken place in one of three locals: New York City, Los Angeles, or Miami.  How refreshing, then, to read about Charlotte, NC as the “Big City”, and most events taking place on a farm in a small town very much like the one I grew up in (and not so very far away).…

Kelly Lau & Michael Schumacher: Livin’ The Dream

December 3, 2008 at 11:54 am by  

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Kelly Layne Lau (Myspace) & Michael Schumacher

Tracy, CA–Yes, Kelly and her husband Michael were living the American dream. Kelly is a Girl Scout leader and a stay-at-home mom. Michael is employed as a contractor for a cable company. They have a home in the ‘burbs, 4 cute-as-a-button little kids, and a dog named Bubba. *Sigh* It all sounds so Leave it to Beaver-ish. Kelly had something June Cleaver never had though…a 17-year-old boy shackled and locked up in the garage. Woot! Every housewife’s dream, right?…

Aaron Saunders Killed James Brogden

December 2, 2008 at 9:38 am by  

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Aaron Saunders and James Brogden

Highway Patrol were chasing a front-end loader Saturday morning, a front-end loader that had been stolen from Cherokee County Speedway. The person who stole the vehicle was Aaron Christopher Saunders, 28. Police tried stopping him by shooting out the tires, but Aaron was having none of it. Police say he intentionally tried to run over officers, even running over one of the patrol cars. Aaron drove the front-loader to 973 Pleasant School Road, tearing down trees and signs on the way there. Aaron began destroying a car at that residence when a man house-sitting for his son-in-law, James Ellie Brogden, 67, came out to investigate, Aaron killed him with the front-loader.…

Brianna Broitzman & Ashton Larson: Mean Girls

December 2, 2008 at 9:37 am by  

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Brianna Broitzman (Myspace) and Ashton Larson (Myspace)

Albert Lea, MN – The Good Samaritan Nursing Home in Albert Lea probably isn’t the best place to be if you have Alzheimer’s.  Oh, sure, the nurse’s aides are pretty – but they’ll also spit in your mouth, sexually abuse you, and taunt you until you cry.  Which would be fine if the girls were working at the Albert Lea Dominatrix Emporium, I guess, but doesn’t work out so well in the dementia unit.  After a months-long investigation, four juveniles and two legal adults are facing abuse charges.  The two adults are Brianna Broitzman, 19, and Ashton Larson, 18. …

Synjan Mitchell Does Babysitting Wrong

December 2, 2008 at 7:54 am by  

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Mesa, AZ–Synjan Mitchell is quite possibly the babysitter from hell. She’s not just a terrible babysitter, she’s an obnoxious drunk too. Not only did she leave her young charges home alone, she slapped their mother when she got caught. I have to wonder why she’s not sporting a black eye or a broken nose in her mugshot.…

Gary Wayne Garretson Was Just Playin’

December 2, 2008 at 7:54 am by  

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Charleston, W.VA.–Gary Wayne Garretson had a little game he liked to play with his 3-year-old son. It went something like this: Gary would point an unloaded 12-gauge shotgun at the toddler and say, ‘I’m gonna get you!’ His son Anthony would say, ‘You can’t get me Daddy!’ Gary would point the gun and pull the trigger. Sounds like tons of fun, doesn’t it? They had played that game in the past and everyone lived through it. Not this time.…

Hector is a a simple guy enjoying a quiet afternoon at his country home doing a little bird watching. While doing so, he spies upon a young woman undressing in the nearby woods. His curiosity gets the better of him and he decides to take a trek into the forest to get a closer look. Once in the woods, he is attacked from behind by a masked man sending Hector fleeing deeper into the woods. With the man in hot pursuit, Hector finds refuge at a closed research facility and comes across a lone technician (played by the director, Nacho Vigalondo). He helps Hector by letting him to hide inside a peculiar looking container. When Hector emerges a few seconds later, he finds that the container was actually a beta time-machine, and that he is now a few hours in the past. Having effectivel alluded the man chasing him, Hector finds he now exists with a past version of himself. He is informed by the technician that he must not interact with that version or there will be dire consequences.…

Victoria Lee Is Cute, But Psycho

December 1, 2008 at 8:44 pm by  

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New York, NY – Victoria Lee, 22, was on Thanksgiving break from Boston University this past weekend when she went on a date with her longtime boyfriend, Joshua Clarke.  Josh and Vicky had been a couple since September of 2001, when they were in junior high school.  And oddly enough, they appear to be a couple now – even after Vicky stabbed Josh in the neck for looking at another girl. …

Eric Grimaldo Is A Bad-Ass!

December 1, 2008 at 7:38 am by  

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Eric ‘El Diablo’ Grimaldo’s bad-ass Myspace.

Bradenton, FL–Eric Grimaldo, 20, can really pull off the whole bad-boy look. He’s got the sneer, the tats, the grill, and pantyhose for his head. Scary lookin’ isn’t he? Don’t let that bad-ass look fool ya, he’s not here because he killed or maimed a child. He’s not here because he beat up his wife/girlfriend/mistress/pet. He’s here because he failed. In his failure, I found humor. You see, Grimaldo tried to rob a 58-year-old ice cream man. He got away with nothing…not even a popsicle.…

Bryon Drennan Killed His Wife…Or Did He?

December 1, 2008 at 7:22 am by  

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Bryon Drennan; Stefanie Casey

Williamson, NY – On Thanksgiving, the mother of Bryon Drennan, 36, called police to report that he and his wife of one month were missing. Later in the day, Drennan returned to his parents’ home, where he and 28-year old Stefanie Casey had been living, and reported that everything was hunky dory. No need to worry, folks! He’d driven Casey in his maroon 2008 PT Cruiser to the airport so she could make an impromptu visit to family in Texas. After all, it’s no big deal to just walk into the airport on Thanksgiving and get a dirt-cheap seat on the very next flight to your destination of choice, right?

Except, of course, that’s not what really happened. …

Jason Pate Has A Slow Learning Curve

November 30, 2008 at 3:06 pm by  

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Our boy doesn’t look too bright, does he?

Nashville, TN – Jason Pate, ladies and gentlemen, is an idiot of the highest order.  In 1997, he was convicted of federal charges involving distribution and possession of child pornography.  Not only was he convicted in 1997 of federal child pornography charges, he was arrested again on the same charges in Nashville, TN.  Only this time, he had a server full of images being transmitted around the world.   I mean, we are talking about a major clearinghouse of kiddy porn, available to anyone with an internet connection anywhere in the world. …

Patricia Anderson Spreads Holiday Cheer

November 30, 2008 at 9:32 am by  

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Rochester, PA–Aaaah…Thanksgiving. A time for loved ones to join together and relect on all they are thankful for. And don’t forget the food and festivities. Roasted turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes, pie, fighting, stabbing, screaming, bloodshed, head wounds. Patricia Anderson just proves my point that it’s just not Thanksgiving unless blood is spilled.…

Derrick Fox Killed Malaki

November 30, 2008 at 9:31 am by  

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Kokomo, IN–Malaki Lindley should have turned a year old Friday. There should be pictures of Malaki eating his very first slice of birthday cake…pictures of that birthday cake smeared all over his smiling little face. There should have been presents for Malaki to enjoy, lots of bright and colorful new toys to play with. Friday was supposed to be his big day. Malaki didn’t get to enjoy that milestone…he died last Sunday. Derrick Fox, his mother’s boyfriend of 6 whole weeks, killed him.…

Jennifer Killian Fooled ‘Em

November 29, 2008 at 7:23 pm by  

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Jennifer Killian’s private Myspace.

Berwick, PA–Charles Drasher was hailed a hero last Saturday morning after finding a newborn baby girl abandoned on the ground under his bathroom window. In an interview just hours after the discovery, Drasher exclaimed, ‘How could someone rationalize doing this to their own flesh and blood?’ Imagine his surprise when police arrested the mother of the newborn…his own flesh and blood, Drasher’s 23-year-old daughter Jennifer (Drasher) Killian.…

Mary Bosket Didn’t Do Right by Mom

November 29, 2008 at 4:46 am by  

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Volusia County, FL – I know there are seniors out there who would be elated if one of their children encouraged them to leave the confines of a nursing facility in favor of independent living, especially if said child ensured that their every need is met. However, I don’t think Mary Bosket was truly interested in her 84-year-old mother’s needs when she removed her from the elder care facility. After all, she left the woman alone with 66 cats, 20 ducks, 15 turkeys, one dog, no heat, stopped-up toilet and sinks, and a faulty oxygen machine. Way to take care of Mom, Mary!…

Leslie Wilfred Didn’t Fake the Abuse

November 28, 2008 at 7:55 am by  

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Thomasville, GA – There’s some people, you meet ’em or hear about ’em and find yourself thinking, “He’s a little off” or “She’s just not right.” I’m guessing Leslie Wilfred is one of those. It’s not just the actual funeral for the made-up stillborn twins–it’s also the wooden box she used to restrain her 10-year-old son.…

Happy Turkey Day! – Cooking Edition

November 27, 2008 at 1:01 am by  

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It’s Thanksgiving again!

Dreamin’ Demon Home Office, Akron, OH – We here at the Dreamin’ Demon love the holidays.  Not just because we get to take the day off and indulge in hookers and blow, but also because it’s a time for peace, love, harmony, and a bunch of other sentimental crap.

We’ll be way busy next week, posting stuff about women beating their men with fry cookers, and men beating their women with turkeys, and no doubt somebody will shove something – or someone – into an oven.  So in honor of this festive occasion, we have compiled one of our Awesome D’D Top Five Lists:  The Top Five Stories About Ovens… and the victims people put in them.  Or on them.  You’re welcome, internet!…

Hulk Found Dead, Cooking In Oven

November 26, 2008 at 10:42 am by  

Update: 04/07/09-The person responsible for putting Hulk in the oven has been arrested. Terry Kleiman, Alex’s ex, has been charged with felony counts of animal mistreatment and burglary. More at end of article.

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GREEN BAY, WI – Well, I didn’t think we would have TWO stories about this kind of shit this year, but another dog has been found dead, cooking in an oven. Alex Rouse (call me) came home to a smokey home the other day to find her 5-month old Pekinese/poodle puppy named Hulk, cooking in a hot oven.…