Woman Charged With Attempted Murder In Baby’s Hanging At DaycareTeacher Arrested After Breaking 7-Year-Old's Jaw, Knocking Out Two TeethStraight-A Student Stabbed Five Classmates In School Locker Room Then Turned Knife On SelfTeen Accused Of Beating Grandmother To Death Because She Hid His BeerBrock Martin Pleads Guilty To Kidnapping Girl, 6, Raping Her In BackyardSchizophrenic Accused Of Killing Woman By Pushing Her In Front Of Oncoming Subway TrainWoman Finds Sex Offender Hiding Under Stairs, Her Son Shoots Him In FacePregnant Girlfriend Pours Boiling Water On FIU Football Star For AttentionInfant Dies After Father Shoved Fingers Down Throat To Stop CryingMother Accused Of Injecting Feces Into Son’s IV During Cancer Treatments

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Never A Bridesmaid, Always A Bitch

January 31, 2009 at 1:06 pm by  
Annmarie Bricker

Annmarie Bricker

Hebron, IN–Do you have one of those people in your family? You know, the batty relative that no one wants to invite over for Christmas, birthdays, or weddings? When he/she does manage to arrange an invitation, everyone points and asks, ‘Who invited that asshole?’ Annmarie Bricker, 23, is that asshole. Uninvited to her sister’s wedding, Annmarie pitched a fit and ruined everyone’s day.…

Brent Sims Beat Terrell To Death

January 30, 2009 at 4:44 pm by  

Brent L. Sims (Myspace)

Evansville, IN–This story starts out much like many others on the Dreamin’ Demon. It begins with an injured and unresponsive child. The child’s mother was at work, the boyfriend/step-dad/penis of the week was babysitting. Second verse, same as the first….

Larry Whitfield Scared Mary Parnell to Death

January 30, 2009 at 4:00 pm by  
Mary Parnell and Larry Whitfield

Mary Parnell and Larry Whitfield

Raleigh, NC – Larry Whitfield was a 20-year-old man with no prior criminal record until this week.  Now, due to a string of very bad decisions that led to his scaring 79-year-old Mary Parnell to death, he stands accused of first degree murder.   I’ll tell you what: that’s one hell of a bad week.…

Matthew Nix Broke The Baby

January 30, 2009 at 12:27 pm by  

Matthew’s Myspace

Bradenton, FL–Introducing Matthew Nix’s guide to parenting, now available in paperback! Matthew Nix would like to pass on some parenting tips to those of you that are new to the experience. He will enlighten you with calming techniques, clue you in on the proper way to administer medications to your infant, and let’s not forget his chapter on feeding your baby. Disclaimer: Following Nix’s tips could ultimately land your sorry ass in jail.

–I had this great English teacher in college.  Worshiped the guy.  I was a physics major and yet, every semester I was trying to shoe-horn every one of this guy’s classes in as electives.  I was a sophomore physics major sitting in 400-level English classes with a small circle of other students that could actually spell.  Literally a small circle.  These were those tiny classes that sometimes don’t get taught because not enough students think the subject is important and the ones that do think they are so important they have to face each other instead of the teacher.  I was just there because I worshiped the wrinkled-old man who was teaching the class and who was probably gay for me in a less-abstract way than I was gay for him.…

Have You Seen These Assholes?

January 29, 2009 at 11:00 am by  

Update: 2/13/09-Mariana Garcia was arrested in Mexico. Because she is a Mexican citizen, extradition could take months. Three children were also found, including the two who appeared in the video, and are now in protective custody in Texas.
Update: 2/2/09-Adrian Navarro surrendered to police at the San Antonio International Airport Saturday night. He’s being held on $250,000 bond at Travis County Jail. Authorities are still searching for Garcia.

Adrian Navarro (Old Myspace) & Mariana Garcia

Austin, TX–Adrian Navarro, 29, and Mariana Garcia, 23, are on the run. Authorities are accusing the pair of videotaping and photographing themselves sexually assaulting two children…one of them a toddler. Police believe that the couple is trying to leave the Austin area, with at least two of the girls depicted in the videos and photographs.

Meredith Stilwell Smothered Her Daughter

January 29, 2009 at 10:47 am by  
Meredith Stilwell on dreamindemon.com

Meredith Stilwell

Charlotte, NC – Meredith Stilwell, 21, has been charged with attempted 1st-degree murder and felony child abuse. She has been accused of trying to suffocate her 11-month-old daughter while the infant was in the hospital. Alexa had been diagnosed with cerebral atrophy and has spent the majority of her life in hospitals. Any of this sounding familiar?…

Daniel Robbins Is Very Weak; Partial Failure

January 29, 2009 at 10:16 am by  
Daniel Robbins on dreamindemon.com

Daniel Robbins Begins A New Chapter

Here is a winner for you. Daniel Robbins, 22, got into a road rage accident in 2005. He chased after a car he said had cut him off. His passenger was 16-year-old Jessica Rogers, his brother’s girlfriend. During the chase, Robbins managed to hit a pole, leaving Rogers partially paralyzed. As a result of his actions, Robbins received a whopping 180 days in jail, but was released early under the stipulation that he be placed on probation with certain conditions attached. Two of conditions being that he not drink or do anything illegal, but Robbins decided to smoke marijuana and drive illegally and on Friday, Robbins got so plastered at a party that police had to be called to escort him home because someone at the residence didn’t want him there any longer. …

Codey Hawks Loves Video Games….

January 29, 2009 at 8:12 am by  

…and little boys.

Codey Hawks Myspace

Parma, OH–Parents, let’s say you have a 12-year-old son. Much like other boys that age, he loves to play video games. You get him a subscription to XBox Live. Over the span of a year, he meets and develops some sort of friendship with a fellow gamer. One day, the friendly gamer shows up, unannounced, at your local Greyhound station, asking if he can hang at your place for awhile.

Robert Fleury Raped His Girlfriend’s Son

January 28, 2009 at 8:20 am by  
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No mugshot, so enjoy this fetus

New Bedford, MA – On January 19, Robert T. Fleury’s live-in girlfriend went to work, leaving Fleury, 42, alone with her 7-year-old son.  Sometime during the day, Mr. Fleury abused that trust by forcibly raping the boy. Mr. Fleury forced the boy onto the couch, orally raped him, and forced him to perform oral sex.   The boy resisted, but Fleury overpowered him.    When his mom returned home from work, the boy told her what had happened, and she called the police.   Fleury admitted raping the boy, and was arrested and charged with two counts of rape of a child under 16 by force and indecent assault and battery on a child under 14.…

Thomas Ludwig Shut That Little Bitch Up

January 28, 2009 at 8:05 am by  
Thomas Ludwig

Thomas Ludwig

Port Richey, FL – Gentleman readers, you probably know the situation. You’re at home, trying to relax, and fuck if she doesn’t open her piehole. “WAH WAH WAH,” is the sound coming out of her fucking mouth, and you grit your teeth but she keeps it up, so you make the suggestion that maybe a little quiet is in order, but noooo, it’s more “WAH WAH WAH.” Let’s face it, after a point, it’s pretty damn hard to not just pop the cunt a good one, and in fact, 24-year-old Thomas Ludwig stepped up to the plate and did just that. Unfortunately, the recipient in this instance was one of Ludwig’s 2-month-old daughters, and now little Diella Ludwig is dead.…

Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

January 27, 2009 at 11:43 am by  

Crystal Walden (Myspace)

Portsmouth, NH–Crystal Walden has a problem. She lives all the way over in New Hampshire and her abusive ex lives all the way over in Texas. Crystal wants reconciliation. With little money and no vehicle, Crystal has quite a dilemma on her hands. What’s a girl to do?

I know! How about you drag your drunk ass over to the nearest TA truck stop, knock on the door of the first semi you come across, and offer up some good lovin’ in exchange for a ride? Yeah. And, while you’re at it, how about you drag your 10-year-old son along with you for the ride? And what do ya know, that’s exactly what she did!

Stanley Chojnowski Videotaped Sex Abuse

January 27, 2009 at 8:54 am by  
Stanley Chojnowski on dreamindemon.com

Stanley Chojnowski

Stanley Chojnowski, 39, stood in court yesterday, pleading guilty to sex abuse charges. Chojnowski has been charged with four counts of aggravated sexual assault, one count of attempted aggravated sexual assault, and three counts of endangering the welfare of a child. He is currently sitting in jail without bail waiting for sentencing. He faces a mandatory minimum of 30 years in jail. Please excuse the somewhat incoherent rant that follows.…

Gabriel Delrisco Shouldn’t Have Been Driving

January 26, 2009 at 1:34 pm by  

Update 1/30/2009 – Surprise!!  Police today charged Gabriel Delrisco with three counts of DUI Manslaughter after toxicology reports show his blood-alcohol level at the time of the crash was .239, almost 3 times higher than the legal limit of .08.   A bail hearing has been set for Saturday, but prosecutors say Delrisco is a danger to the community and will request he be denied bail.

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Miami, FL – Early Sunday morning, Hector Serrano, 42, roused his three children and loaded them into the family’s minivan to drive his wife, Mirian,  to the Metrorail station so she could get to her early shift at Jackson Memorial Hospital.   Hector didn’t like waking the kids at 4:30 AM, but he didn’t want to leave them alone, either.    While stopped at a red light on their way home, their vehicle was rear-ended at full speed by a Chevy Trailblazer driven by Gabriel Delrisco, 40.  All three children were killed instantly.  And Mr. Delrisco has an insufferably long history of traffic offenses.…

Eric Marusak Is Wrecked, Dude

January 26, 2009 at 9:27 am by  
Eric Marusak

Eric Marusak

New Port Richey, FL–I have always told my friends that there is no way I would last as a cop. I would have one run-in with someone like Eric Marusak, I would taze, or shoot, the ever-loving hell out of him, and I would be fired…and possibly brought up on charges…by the end of my shift.…

Timothy Sturgel Heard Voices; Murdered Family

January 26, 2009 at 9:02 am by  
Timothy Sturgel on dreamindemon.com

Timothy Sturgel

COLERAIN TOWNSHIP, Ohio – On Saturday morning, 911 received a call from 13-year-old Emily Hurst. She was calling to report that her stepbrother, 26-year-old Timothy Sturgel, had just shot her stepfather.”He’s coming. My mom!,” she screamed before the line went dead. When police arrived at the home, they witnessed Timothy Sturgel outside with an assault rifle. Timothy then turned and went back in the house, and allegedly started a fire inside. He then came back out, unarmed, and was taken into custody. …

Incest, Abuse, Dead Babies

January 26, 2009 at 5:54 am by  
Danial and Linda Rinehart

Danial and Linda Rinehart

Harrisonville, MO–The baby in the cooler was wrapped in a blue blanket…clothed in dark blue pants, a blue turtle neck, white socks, and a stocking cap. There was a stuffed teddy bear and a toy car alongside him in his makeshift coffin. Another cooler, sealed with silicone, held yet another tiny body, this one wrapped in a thin blanket. There is another cooler, buried somewhere in Oklahoma, that holds yet another dead baby. The babies were fathered by their own grandfather, Danial Rinehart.…

Dummy Used The Wrong Crack For His Pipe

January 25, 2009 at 7:35 am by  

Shannon Schenck (Myspace)

Spring Hill, FL–This story originally hit the press a couple of months ago but was recently posted in the forums, and I just couldn’t pass it up. This guy not only deserves a Darwin award, he has rightfully earned a spot here on the Dreamin’ Demon.