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In The Mean Time...

Amalia Tabata Pereira Stole The Baby

March 26, 2009 at 10:35 am by  

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BRADENTON, Florida – On Monday, migrant worker Rosa Sirilo-Francisco was at the Hillsborough County Health Department with her 2-month-old daughter Sandra Cruz-Francisco for a routine checkup. She was approached by a woman, 43-year-old Amalia Tabata Pereira, who informed her that she was an immigration official and that they were at their home waiting to deport them to Mexico. If Sandra was handed over, Amalia told Sirilo-Francisco, she could stay in the United States.…

These Pervs Were Prepared

March 26, 2009 at 10:15 am by  
Dr. John J. Lackner & Arun Kurikote-Antony

Dr. John J. Lackner & Arun Kurikote-Antony

Bensalem, PennsylvaniaDenizens and Demonites, allow me to introduce you to Dr. John J. Lackner and Arun Kurikote-Antony. Both of these dumb pervs have been grooming what they thought was a 14-year-old girl for quite some time now. I’m assuming neither one of the tards have ever heard of Chris Hansen and have never watched an episode of ‘To Catch A Predator.’ If they had, they might not be in this predicament.…

Burger King Robber Killed By Customer

March 26, 2009 at 9:27 am by  

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Miami, Florida – Customers at a local Burger King were caught in the middle of a shootout at around 4 p.m. Tuesday, at the Burger King located at Northeast 54th Street and Biscayne Boulevard. A man came into the restaurant wearing a ski mask, brandishing a handgun and demanding money. Unknown to him, a customer was in the store observing the incident, and he had a weapon of his own. Deciding to take action, the patron and the robber exchanged shots at each other. When the shooting stopped, the robber lay on the floor dead, and the customer was suffering from several gunshot wounds. He is in serious but stable condition at Jackson Memorial Hospital‘s Ryder Trauma Center.…

Anthony Spidle Was Pissed At His Ex

March 26, 2009 at 3:39 am by  

…so he beat the shit out of her puppy.

Anthony Spidle (Myspace)

Salt Lake City, UtahAnthony Spidle, 21, and his girlfriend broke up several months ago. Being such a nice guy and all, he agreed to take care of her puppy when she moved into a home that doesn’t allow pets. That puppy is a 6-month-old golden lab/pit bull mix named Gabrielle. Spidle got a bug up his butt over the weekend, got pissed at the ex, and beat the shit out of Gabrielle.

Anthony J. Dinatale Is A Pedophile!

March 26, 2009 at 3:38 am by  

Anthony Dinatale

Anthony Dinatale

Naples Park, FL– On March 18, 2009, a 5-year old girl who attended Ann Phillips Preschool was outside playing with the rest of the kiddies when she asked an employee if she could use the restroom. The girl entered the restroom and Anthony J. Dinatale followed her. The child told him to get out, but Anthony didn’t listen. Instead, he took a picture of “her butt” with his cell phone. Dinatale then wiped her genitals with toilet paper, and told the girl not to tell anyone. The smart little girl immediately told to two employees, Katie Durrett and Gabriella Godinez, but stupid must be contagious at the daycare because neither one of them reported it to authorities. They didn’t even notify the child’s mother or the owner of the daycare until two days later. Why? Because both employees said that they were unsure about what to do with the information and waited to tell the owner because they wanted another, more senior employee to handle it.…

Yvonne Pampellonne Wanted New Knockers

March 25, 2009 at 9:22 am by  
Yvonne Jean Pampellonne

Yvonne Jean Pampellonne

Yvonne’s Myspace

Huntington Beach, CA– Yvonne Jean Pampellonne, 30, wanted some new ta-ta’s. The implants she had done 10 years ago were getting a little old and saggy. Yes, sometimes gravity just plain sucks. I’m in the market for a new set of hooters as well, but I’m not about to follow in Yvonne’s crooked footsteps.…

Sexting Laws: Forward Or Delete?

March 25, 2009 at 8:26 am by  

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I was talking with a friend of mine about the realization of not having many old photos of any of us as teenagers to put up on our Facebook page that we, like a lot of other people approaching middle-aged, have begun to invade. But then we decided that this was actually a blessing as we would not want pictures of some of the shit we did out there for the world to see. Because you know what? Had we had cameras around at our fingertips the way kids do today, we probably WOULD have snapped some unsavory pictures that could one day, come back to bite us in the ass.…

Nicole Scarpone: Yours, For Ten Bucks

March 25, 2009 at 7:18 am by  
Nicole Mary Scarpone

Nicole Mary Scarpone

Gastonia, North Carolina —Drastic times call for drastic measures. If you are trying to sell a product, you have to be slightly aggressive. And a good salesperson always has just the right spiel. Nicole Mary Scarpone, 26, has the aggressive part down…she needs a bit of work on her spiel. Last Thursday, Nicole forcibly entered an apartment and asked three of the occupants for $10, in exchange for sex.…

Love Bites

March 25, 2009 at 6:00 am by  

Robert Drawbough & Helen Sun (Friendster)

Fairfield, Connecticut‘Oooooooow! Oh my god! She’s biting my arms!’ You know, some stories just write themselves…this is one of them. Robert Drawbough and Helen Sun have been married for about 8 years. In that period, she has broken an acoustic guitar over his head, pushed him down a flight of stairs, sicced a private investigator on him to monitor his every move, and argued with him over a Christmas tree. He finally mustered up the courage to leave. He moved to California. After spending a bit of time researching this story, I have come to the conclusion that Helen Sun is one looney bitch. And, she doesn’t take a break-up well.

Miss Nelson, Please Pull Up Your Pants

March 25, 2009 at 4:39 am by  
Kylene Nelson

Kylene Nelson

Land O’ Lakes, FloridaKylene Nelson, 42, really knows how to have a good time. She likes to toss back a few, turn the music up, and get down with her bad self! Who doesn’t like to let it all hang out sometimes? Only problem is, she was gettin’ her groove on in front of a classroom full of 8th grade Language Arts students at Charles S. Rushe Middle School. Nelson’s first period class couldn’t have known how the day was going to turn out when they walked into the classroom one morning last week. It’s a good thing that nearly every child in the US now carries a cell phone with audio and video capability.…

Aaron Flynn Says He’s Sorry

March 25, 2009 at 4:38 am by  

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Aaron Flynn

Wheatfield, Indiana– On March 11, 2009, family members of Rosalba Silvana Ricchio, 54, were alerted by a neighbor who had not seen her since Monday, March 9. After paying a visit to Ricchio’s home, they reported her missing to the police. Her house was in disarray and one of the phone lines had been pulled out or cut. Things didn’t look like they normally would if you left the house voluntarily. Another key component was that her two Pomeranians, that she basically worshiped, were locked in a bathroom. Her family and other people in the area said every time she left, she took her dogs. Based on evidence at Ricchio’s residence, investigators immediately believed her disappearance was suspicious.…

Pervy Twofer Tuesday #4

March 24, 2009 at 5:32 am by  
Andrew Thomas Sweet and Joey Lehrman

Andrew Thomas Sweet and Joey Lehrman

Welcome to the latest edition of Pervy Twofer Tuesday, Demonites and Denizens. Today, we have Andrew Sweet and Joey Lehrman. Andrew is all about consistency, Wednesdays, and a room with a view. Joey Lehrman is totally into education and skin care.…

Veronica Ortiz Couldn’t Find A Sitter

March 24, 2009 at 4:01 am by  
Veronica Ortiz

Veronica Ortiz

Dallas, TX–Veronica Ortiz needs to work on her parenting skills. I know the Parenting For Dummies manual doesn’t actually spell out, word-for-word, that leaving your young children home alone is a bad idea, but it shouldn’t have to. Or should it?

Veronica’s two boys, ages 2 and 3, were found wandering around an apartment complex, barefoot and filthy, at 10:00 p.m. Sunday night. When officers figured out where the children lived, they were greeted with another surprise.…

I had many films to choose from to kick off this new column, but in the end I decided to jump-start Crime Screen with one of my all-time favorite true crime films, Peter Jackson‘s Heavenly Creatures. After making his mark on the horror community with two splatter classics, Bad Taste and Dead Alive, and before he directed The Lord of the Rings, Peter Jackson chose a real-life murder case as his first mainstream film.  The movie is based on the 1954 New Zealand murder of Honora Rieper, committed by her teenage daughter, Pauline Parker, and her best friend, Juliet Hulme. The two girls lured the woman to a remote trail where they bludgeoned her to death with a brick. The motive behind the crime was an act of desperation to keep the girls from being separated. Juliet was being sent to South Africa, and the girls thought that by killing Pauline’s mother, Pauline would then be allowed to with Juliet and they would remain together. Things did not go as planned.…

Charles Soderman Is Priceless!

March 24, 2009 at 2:19 am by  
Charles Soderman

Charles Soderman

Charles Soderman’s Myspace

Marathon, FL– Charles Soderman, 30, wanted a vacation. He hoped to travel to Mexico and spend some ‘special’ time there on a ‘special’ tour. Hmm… to see the Ancient Aztec pyramids, maybe? Nope. That probably sounded way too boring for this daring dick-weed. To soak up some sunshine? Nah. He gets enough of that in Florida. To sodomize an innocent child? Yep! That’s the one!…

There’s Gonna Be A Murder

March 24, 2009 at 2:14 am by  
Traci Desaussure

Traci Desaussure

Orlando, FL–Warning: Do not piss off Traci Desaussure…she will chase you down and cut you. Just ask her boyfriend, Leoninas Williams. Well, you can ask him after he’s released from the hospital. She slammed into him with her mini-van, beat him up, and attempted to ‘carve his heart out’ with a butcher knife.

Why all the anger? Traci recently learned that Leoninas had been molesting her teen-aged daughter.…

Christopher Mauro Has Convenient Amnesia

March 23, 2009 at 6:06 am by  

Christopher Mauro

Christopher Mauro

St. Petersburg, FL–Christopher Mauro, 29, has a disorder. It’s called ‘selective and convenient amnesia.’ When authorities asked him about his sexual contact with an 8-year-old girl, the amnesia conveniently struck. ‘I cannot recall and I do not remember.’ Bummer. No worries though, Christopher…you filmed it all. I’m sure the prosecutor will have no problem refreshing your memory.

It’s Not Fun To Steal From Nunn!

March 23, 2009 at 12:06 am by  
Larry Nunn

Larry Nunn

Tulsa, OK– The tough looking gentleman pictured above is my new hero of the week and he may soon become yours. After Larry Nunn’s apartment had been broken into last Thursday, he decided to stay home from work on Friday and keep an eye on things. Just as he predicted, the rapacious thief returned.…