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The Walking Dead #69 Review

February 26, 2010 at 9:51 am by  

If you have been following Robert Kirkman’s zombie apocalypse epic The Walking Dead, then you already know. This book is not only the most brutal account of the dead returning to life ever told, it is also the most realistic. And I use the term “brutal” cautiously. Don’t misunderstand – The Walking Dead is chock full of good ol’ fashioned zombie killin’. Heads roll and guts spill on a regular in this story. But the real brutality of this wonderful little book is in what transpires within the mind of a survivor. Never before, on any medium, has a zombie survival story properly conveyed what would really happen to characters who are witness to such macabre acts of violence and destruction of human life on a daily basis. Issue #69 has our survivors finally making it to Washington, but will things get better…or worse?…

Zin Zhang Tried To Drown The Baby’s Cries

February 26, 2010 at 4:56 am by  

Houston, TX – Zin Zhang had a sick and fussy 4-month-old infant on her hands. As any good parent would do, Zin had the child seen by a doctor – medication was prescribed and she and the baby were sent on their way. After returning home from the pharmacy, Zin tried feeding the cranky baby. No dice…the kid was still screaming. Zin’s father took over for a spell. He managed to quiet the child, get it fed and down to sleep before taking a nap himself. While grandpa was sleeping, the baby awoke and began screaming all over again. Though Zin tried walking the baby, she just couldn’t get the infant calmed down – until she stuck it in a bucket of water, that is. Yes, authorities believe that Zin intentionally tried to drown her child in a 5-gallon bucket of water. The child is now on life support and Zin, 34, is facing one count of injury to a child. Where do these people come up with this shit? She obviously had someone else in the household she could turn to before she completely lost her damn mind.…

ALAMANCE COUNTY, N.C. – We had a kid blowing himself up in the home of his stoner parents the other day, today we got a kid setting himself in the home of his stoner parents. In this case, a 2-year-old boy used a lighter to set his clothes on fire. When police arrived at the home of Wesley Kieth Faucette, 30, and Shannon Gaddy Faucette, 28, they found the boy suffering from third-degree burns on the upper portion of his body. They also found marijuana and drug paraphernalia on a night stand. The couple have been charged with negligent child abuse and possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia while their son was taken to UNC Hospital Burn Center in Chapel Hill. I am very familiar with this place. They took great care of one of my relatives a while back and the boy is in good hands. But as anyone who has spent time in a burn unit as a visitor, they are as much an eye-opener as they can be a nightmare inducer.…

Australia – After the jump you will see a short but disturbing scene captured by CCTV outside of a Palmerston bus station. Police say it is a video of a drunk, angry woman arguing with her partner before throwing her 10-month-old son on to the sidewalk. The 21-year-old mother says she was drunk and angry with her boyfriend for getting on a bus without her, but that she accidentally dropped the baby. She was in court last Friday where she pleaded not guilty to reckless endangerment and assault. Personally, I think she tossed the kid. Mostly because immediately after she picks the kid off the ground, it looks like she is about to do it again before the other man in the video is seen wrestling the baby away from her. You be the judge. …

In this episode of LOST’s final season, lines continue to be drawn as the island heads into the mysterious and long alluded-to “war.” Hurley (Jorge Garcia) is visited yet again by the ghost of Jacob (Mark Pellegrino) and given further instructions. This time, Jack (Matthew Fox) is summoned as well. However, the good doctor has reached the end of his rope and is exhausted by mystery, perhaps as much as LOST’s entire audience. Meanwhile, we peek back in on Claire (Emelie De Ravin) and are given a few more clues regarding the cryptic “infection.” In the alternate reality, further differences are revealed between the original timeline and the new timeline. Jack is now the father of a moody tween and after meeting Dogen (Hiro Sanada), it continues to appear as though the island has held no sway whatsoever in this new reality. From here on in…BEWARE THE SPOILERS!!!…

When you are young, sometimes tragedies strike you in a deeper place than when you are an adult. However, the impact can stick with you well into your adulthood. Whether or not the tragedy happens to you or is a news story, it can place itself deep in your psyche. If you are a creative person, they might manifest themselves into your work at some point. Such was the case with Morrissey when he wrote “Suffer Little Children” for The Smiths 1984 self-titled debut. The song tells the story of the Moors Murders that took place in Manchester, England between 1963 and 1965 during Morrissey’s youth. Children only a few years older than Morrissey were raped and then murdered by a pair of swastika-crossed lovers, and he couldn’t help but be shaken by this the entirety of his life as it happened proverbially in his backyard.…

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla – Whenever I’m having one of those days where everyone’s on my case from my teacher all the way down to my best girlfriend, I just check out news from Florida. You can always be guaranteed a laugh or two. For example, Stefanie Vargas, 19, and her 13-year-old partner in crime, Kristian Amezquita who were recently arrested and charged with burglary to a conveyance. They broke into a car and while inside it, inadvertently called 911. So for about 6 minutes dispatchers got to listen to the two as they looted the vehicle and argued over what to steal. They also listened to words of wisdom such as “You got to break the SIM card. Take that SIM card out. They can trace it. If there’s nothing there, leave it. Trust me, God always works in mysterious ways. If you be greedy, that’s when you get caught up, alright?” The pair had no clue that police where on their way so when officers arrived to arrest them, the two idiots still had the stolen items in their hands.…

KILLINGLY, Conn. – Michelle Kasseris won’t be winning any Mother of the Year Awards after being arrested on Monday for leaving her 11-year-old daughter at home alone while she took a trip to Florida. A neighbor’s son told them that the girl was home alone while her mother went to Florida to see her boyfriend. The parents immediately contacted officials at Killingly Intermediate School on Feb 17th. The police were contacted after the school found that the girl was absent. Police found the girl home where she had been living alone for about a week, the only food left for her consisting of cookies and ice cream. Police reached Kasseris by phone who informed officers she would not be back until the 19th. The Department of Children and Families is now involved and court documents reveal that Kasseris may have been leaving the girl home alone for several years. Her daughter is now with her father in New York.…

Teresa Cottingham Is Better Than A Man

February 24, 2010 at 10:33 am by  

UK – 35-year-old Teresa Cottingham got some jail time for sexually assaulting a female in a room at the Premier Inn last year. After drinking with the victim and others at a nearby pub, the victim and Cottingham went back to their twin room where the very intoxicated Cottingham beganputting on the moves. She started by asking the victim to make her some tea. Cottingham, liking what she was seeing, began grabbing the woman’s waistband and tried to pull her onto the bed. The younger woman told Cottingham that she was going to regret her actions in the morning, but Cottingham retorted “You know you want it, you’ve been parading your ass in front of me.” That’s when Cottingham used a karate move to flip the victim on to the bed and coincidentally, when my erection started.…

Urine Trouble, Heather Proffitt!

February 24, 2010 at 4:40 am by  

Jacksonville, AR – Heather Proffitt was on a mission – she needed to find some pee. Not just any pee, she needed a cup of clean, drug-free pee. Where better to search than an elementary school? On Wednesday morning, after having breakfast with her step-daughter at Jacksonville Elementary School, Proffitt allegedly entered the school restroom and asked several children, some as young as six, to urinate in a cup for her. The children later told police that Proffitt was literally begging. According to the police report, after several students rejected her, Proffitt approached a second grader and told her “it will be our little secret.” She was able to secure a clean sample from at least one child. The police were contacted after students notified a teacher about the crazy lady hanging out in the bathroom with a cup. Principal Sonya Whitfield says Proffitt used to work in the cafeteria so she’s not a stranger to students. “We try to plan for everything,” she said. “But there are just those things you don’t expect.” No shit, huh?…

Today’s Special: Tube Steak

February 24, 2010 at 3:47 am by  

Louisville, CO – A woman was grocery shopping at the Safeway on South Boulder Road with her infant last month, when she approached the meat counter. The helpful young chap behind the counter asked her, “Are you finding everything all right?” Out of the corner of her eye, from behind a glass door, she noticed an odd motion. What’s this? The helpful young man behind the meat counter had a wiener in his hand. Not one of those wieners made from pig snouts and chicken butt, mind you, but a wiener of the veined variety. Why, the studly lad was stroganoff while speaking to her! No. Way. The flustered woman looked away momentarily and the chap slid his beaten beef back into it’s package. She glanced over at the meat counter one more time, and dammit, there he was fappin’ his foie gras. Fed up with butcher boy’s public and extremely skeevy display of affection, the woman stormed off in search of a store manager. When confronted by police, Nicholas Lorenzo (aka Mr.…

Christina Fields Broke Her Baby. A Lot.

February 23, 2010 at 9:15 am by  

Omaha, NE – Last Thursday, Christina Fields took her 2-month-old son in for a well baby check-up. During the examination, the doctor felt a lump on the child’s ribcage and ordered x-rays  – it was then discovered that the boy was suffering from multiple rib fractures – 13 of them, all in various stages of healing. The doctor told police that it appeared as if the child had been shaken while being held around the midsection. During questioning, Christina admitted to being frustrated with the infant on several occasions, but denied doing anything more to the child than just squeezing his tiny baby body. Investigators believe the abuse had been doled out over the last four weeks. The child was placed in protective custody and his mother in police custody. Christina, 20, has been charged with felony child abuse and neglect. Bond was set at $10,000. I remember dealing with a single cracked rib some time ago, and I gotta tell ya, it hurt like no other pain I’ve ever experienced!…

James Myers III Accused Of Raping Child

February 23, 2010 at 6:38 am by  

Council Bluffs, IA – James Myers III was arrested two weeks ago after a lengthy investigation into sexual abuse allegations against him. It is alleged that on three separate occasions in the summer of ’09, Myers raped a 5-year-old girl. Though his exact relationship to the child is unknown, it has been reported that he had known her for at least a few years. Because the young victim can remember specific and vivid details and because her story has remained consistent, prosecutors have decided to move forward with the case. The investigation began in October after another child witnessed one of the incidents and reported it to an adult. And because Myers would often tape the child’s hands together in order to better control her, he is looking at kidnapping charges, and under Iowa state law, a conviction would result in a life sentence without the possibility of parole. On top of the kidnapping charge, Myers, 27, is also being charged with 11 counts of sexual abuse of a child.…

Justin Roth Has Anger Issues

February 23, 2010 at 2:27 am by  

Keenesburg, CO – Demonites, meet 21-year-old Justin Roth. He is gracing the pages of the Dreamin’ Demon because he has anger issues and because he’s an abusive asshole. Left to care for his 8-month-old daughter while the baby’s mother was at work Saturday night, Roth lost his cool when the little scamp wouldn’t cooperate during a diaper change. The crying child wouldn’t bend her legs when he tried to change her diaper, so he bent them for her – breaking both of them in the process. The infant’s injuries were left untended overnight and discovered the next morning when mom attempted to change a diaper. The girl cried when she was touched and her legs wouldn’t bend. A medical exam found the baby was suffering from two broken legs and had bruising to her collar bone, ribs and jaw. Roth initially told deputies that he didn’t know how the baby was injured, but soon fessed up. He admitted to being frustrated and said he may have applied a little more pressure to the child’s legs than he intended.…

Toddler Abandoned In Gas Station Restroom

February 23, 2010 at 1:39 am by  

Newark, DE – Police are asking for the public’s help in identifying a toddler found locked inside a men’s restroom at a Shell gas station in Newark. She was found, alone and crying, by a patron waiting to use the facilities. How long she had been in there is unknown. The restroom has an outside entrance and requires a key, but the store clerk said he didn’t recall seeing the child or anyone resembling her use the restroom earlier that day. And although there are surveillance cameras in the area, none of them were functioning correctly at the time. Authorities say the child is speaking, but not enough to identify herself. Scared and confused, she can only ask, “Where’s mommy?” She appears to be about 2 years of age and was wearing a puffy tan winter coat over a purple shirt with a small flower print on it, a diaper, and blue jeans with a pink-and-white design stitched onto the left leg. She had pink, white and purple sneakers with purple laces and white ankle socks.…

Robin Palafos Didn’t Want To Lose Her Penis

February 23, 2010 at 1:01 am by  

San Antonio, TX – The woman to the left is Robin Palafos – quite the picture of health overindulgence, no? You can certainly tell the woman hasn’t skipped any meals. Her fiance, Luis Valenzuela, is pretty beefy lookin’ too, as you will see after the jump. Robin’s 4-year-old daughter, however, has missed more than just a few meals – the poor kid has been starved. Authorities were alerted to the alleged neglect and abuse after the couple had the child seen at a clinic on Thursday. CPS reports that the 3-foot tall child weighed no more than 23 pounds, had sores on her hips and was wearing a diaper that would fit a 1-year-old. When questioned, Robin told police she was well aware of the child’s sad condition – stating that “it was like touching skin and bones” when she held her. Robin also informed police that the child was fed a meal consisting of cereal or macaroni and cheese just once a day. Why? Because Luis told Robin not to feed the child and because she didn’t want any arguments, she complied with his wishes.…

Melbourne, Florida – Four teenagers made the mistake of taking a shortcut to the beach Saturday evening that left three of them dead. The shortcut was a train trestle that spanned 650 ft across Crane Creek in Melbourne. One boy made it to the other side safely, but his girlfriend and two other teenage girls were still on the track taking pictures when the southbound train showed up. The boy, as well as other onlookers, began shouting at the girls to run or jump. The girls ran, but never jumped, and the train struck all three, killing them. “When they heard the train coming, they started running toward the other side,” Charlie Foust said. “It’s sad. They were just kids. They probably got scared and didn’t know what to do.” Confirmed dead are 14-year-old Ciara Malia Lemn and 15-year-old Jennifer Reichert. One witness described hearing the train hitting its emergency brakes then after stopping, hearing the sound of a girl crying and screaming. A lot of people are wondering why the girls just didn’t jump in the water as they were only 20-ft above the slow moving creek.…

Stanley, NC – Delmer Frank James Doss (if you cannot decide on a name, use them all) and Amber Lynn Burgess, both 19, are facing misdemeanor child abuse charges after police found a 1-minute, 18-second video of them blindfolding their 11-month-old son and having him run between the two. Burgess told NewsChannel 36 on Thursday that the video looks worse than it was. She said her son was not injured and the family was just having fun. “That kid is all I have in this whole world,” Doss said. “I love him more than anything in the world.” But police say that what they witnessed was abuse. They also charged 16-year-old Brandon Doss with contributing to the delinquency of a minor for telling the parents to steer the boy towards a wall. A 15-year-old witness, whose parents are the ones who notified police, told investigators that the boy actually did run into the wall a couple times before the videotaping began. Department of Social Services is now investigating.…