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In The Mean Time...

Vernardica Odom Pitched The Kiddo

September 11, 2009 at 7:58 am by  

Memphis, TN – I’m thinking that Vernardica Odom might be a tad bit loony and I feel for any man, child, or beast within striking distance when she blows a friggin’ gasket. On Wednesday, a very pissed off Odom appeared at her baby daddy‘s girlfriend’s house and started banging on the door until glass started shattering. When baby daddy’s girlfriend opened the door, Odom stormed in and attacked! She got all kinds of crazy on the father of her 2-month-old daughter, Darobert Jones. She bit, she choked, she scratched, and she screamed before dragging Jones, clad only in boxers, out to her car. Jones escaped his crazy captor a short time later by taking a flying leap out the car door. According to the arrest affidavit, Odom then drove to her own home, picked up her infant child and returned to Jones’ girlfriend’s house. Upon arrival, Odom allegedly removed the child from her car seat and tossed her at Jones and screamed, “You go, the baby goes!” Jones scooped the baby girl up from the ground, got into a car with his girlfriend and drove away – with Odom right on their ass.…

James Goldberg Isn’t PTO Material

September 11, 2009 at 2:57 am by  

Coral Springs, Florida I adore any father who shows interest in their child’s life. That feeling is amplified when that father takes an active role in their children’s education. Too often we read about men who’d rather rape and beat their offspring almost to the point of thinking it’s a prerequisite. That is until we turn off our computers and take a look around us. Through the years I’ve noticed paternal involvement increase in the PTO, parent teacher conferences, even band concerts or the extra curricular events. And I especially like it when fathers take the teachers up on the offer of visiting the school or classroom anytime. That’s one way to show your children their education plays an important role in everyone’s life. So to you fathers who are active in this manner, my hat goes off to you. And to James Goldberg, even though you showed up at the school, my hat is staying on. I bet your daughter wishes you wouldn’t have made the appearance you did especially given the fact you had a *ahem* wardrobe malfunction.…

A Burglar Joins Club Castle

September 10, 2009 at 4:20 pm by  

Miami, Florida – A Miami home was host to a prowler on Thursday morning, but this particular person picked the wrong house. This home had been targeted at least four times before in the last two years, one of those times involved an armed robber. So when this person scaled a 6-ft fence to get on to the property, he came face-to-face with Carlos Kennedy and a struggle commenced. Carlos’ son heard the commotion and came out to help. That’s when the duo beat the intruder to death with a golf club. Florida’s castle law does allow residents to protect themselves or their property with lethal force if necessary. At this point, neither the father or son have been charged with a crime.…

Thomas West Lends A Helping Hand

September 10, 2009 at 3:08 pm by  

SWANTON, Vermont -Raising a kid can be tough, especially if you are doing it by yourself. One of the biggest hurdles a single parent faces with a young child is day care. It can be expensive as hell. I wouldn’t know as my son was raised by a myriad of young girls I would hook up with who had nowhere to go. Sure it got aggravating when they didn’t know who Sid and Marty Krofft were, but hey, the sex was good (for me) and they were cheap dates. Anyway, I imagine the father of a 2-month-old baby girl was relieved to hear that his father, 46-year-old Thomas West, offered to care for her full-time. Besides, Thomas had moved in with his son and the girl in August so it just made sense. What didn’t make sense was the hospital they took her to found that she was suffering from two skull fractures. Initially playing dumb, Thomas eventually admitted to dropping her on the floor and then punching her in the head when he got frustrated with her crying.…

Review: 9 – Short But Pretty, Sweet

September 10, 2009 at 1:43 pm by  

In a world parallel to our own, a doll named #9 awakens in the remnants of what once used to be a home. He has no knowledge of what has transpired before he awoke or what his purpose is now that he has. Outside he finds a desolate landscape littered with the war-torn remains of man’s past creations. Hiding among these ruins he finds others like him, a small band of living rag-dolls named by the numbers that were painted on their backs by a hand long dead. But when one of their own is abducted by a mechanical monster, #9 leads a rescue attempt against the advice of the others. This leads to #9 inadvertently re-activating an artificial intelligence that immediately begins creating machines to hunt down and destroy them.  Now #9 and his ilk are about to learn the reason for their existence, as well as their purpose, when they are forced to put aside their differences, emerge from hiding, and destroy this new enemy.…

Speak Softly but Carry a Potato Rake

September 10, 2009 at 3:47 am by  

Sumter, SCTheodore Roosevelt was the 26th President of the U.S., and the first American to win the Nobel Peace Prize. Rumor has it the ‘teddy bear’ was named after him, and he had a guinea pig named Father O’Grady and a snake named Emily Spinach. Really. Where the fuck was I going with this? Oh, yeah. Teddy once said: “Walk softly, but carry a big stick.” Perhaps 31 year old Carlos Lincoln was thinking about that sage advice when, during an argument on September 5th, he picked up a piece of wood to beat the shit out of 21 year old Reginald Gass. Perhaps that is when Gass recalled his favorite Teddy Roosevelt quote, “Do what you can, with what you have, where you are”, when he plunged a potato rake into Carlos’ chest. Ouch. Did anyone else accidentally read “potato cake” at first and giggle? …

Columbus, Ohio Love at first sight:  the topic of many pieces of literature and even more poems. It’s actually a very strange thing, this love upon first glance. It often makes total strangers engage in conversation with wild flirtations and wilder fantasies. Sometimes that draw or gut instinct is right on track. It’s interesting, in some new age religious circles, these urges or feelings are made known for one reason:  your paths are meant to cross. The very real feelings trigger curiosity and that curiosity triggers action and sometimes, upon the first few moments in time, you feel like you’ve met that person before or that you’ve known each other for forever. And so when Stephfon Bennett showed up on the doorstep of Diana Martinez, he felt love and she felt she had met him before. Perhaps it was due to him allegedly robbing her two hours prior……

Brooke Watts Is An Unholy Mess

September 9, 2009 at 5:58 pm by  

St. Bernard, OhioBrooke Watts has been in a hell of a mess.   Unfortunately, Brooke’s kids were living in it with her.   Watts, 27, was arrested on Tuesday night after police officers found her and her three children, ages1, 4, and 7, living in filth.  Bonus, there were meth ingredients lying around.  Double plus bonus, the kids all had head lice and bugs were everywhere – even in the food in the refrigerator.  Well, that’ll put me right back on my diet.    Fortunately for the kids, a social worker did her job and alerted the cops after she showed up to visit the family and found that despite repeated warnings, the place was an unlivable nightmare of ewww.   I know, right?  A repeat visit, and the place still had masses of messes all up in it?  But of course, my darling denizens.  Because cleaning the house before Child Protective Services drops by just feels wrong, somehow, y’know? …

Keith Edward Marriott Started Throwing Sea Creatures

September 9, 2009 at 10:39 am by  

MADEIRA BEACH, Florida – This is a story I am only posting because of one line in the article by Brant James that simply stated, “Then he started throwing sea creatures”. For some reason, this line cracked me up and has made my day. 41-year-old Keith Edward Marriott is facing charges of disorderly intoxication and carrying a concealed weapon because of his bizarre behavior at the beach. Pinellas County sheriff’s deputies said Marriott repeatedly pretended to be drowning and then float to the surface, “causing concern for his safety,” and was “loud and disruptive,” according to a sheriff’s report. Then he started throwing sea creatures. Or more specifically, he started throwing jellyfish at some teenagers. Marriott was being held at Pinellas County Jail in lieu of $250 bail. I love obnoxious drunks.…

Martine Lifluer Forgot Something

September 9, 2009 at 9:50 am by  

Tampa, Florida – If I ever need a story of a dumbass mother, all I have to do is look to Florida. You guys sure have an abundance of idiot parenting. Case in point, Martine Lifluer. The 31-year-old mother drove to the Tampa International Airport with her 10-year-old son. She parked her vehicle in short-term parking and told him that she had to take a flight and for him to wait in the car for his grandmother. After 90 minutes of no one showing up, the kid finally got out and approached an airport employee. Turns out, the grandmother had no clue her daughter had taken a trip or that the boy was even there waiting for her.…

Beware The Creeper

September 9, 2009 at 9:32 am by  

Shippensburg, PA – We interrupt your daily Dreamin’ Demon browsing to bring you an important public service announcement: If you happen to rouse from your slumber in the middle of the night and catch a glimpse of this turtle-like man, please, take a picture real quick like, would ya? Because I, for one, am curious if the sketch artist had been huffing gasoline prior to doodling this composite of the creeper. I mean, how hard would this guy be to spot in broad daylight? Police in Cumberland County are on the look-out for the bug-eyed bedroom dweller – they believe that for the past year, on at least 15 different occasions, he has entered homes through unlocked doors and windows to watch women sleep. He exits the home upon discovery. He is described as a male somewhere between 30 and 50 years old, of medium build, and sports a head of gray hair. Oh, and he may or may not wear glasses. Though he hasn’t harmed anyone, he has been known to talk dirty.…

Brian Mark Hopf SUCKS

September 9, 2009 at 6:40 am by  

Chandler, AZ – It’s been awhile since a story has angered me as much as this one, and I’m afraid it’s gonna stick with me. I fucking hate the vile, revolting, waste of a human being known as Brian Mark Hopf. Just his name on my tongue makes me want to vomit. This putrid steaming pile of excrement wrapped up in human skin was blessed with the ability to help create a life – a life that he basically ended early Monday morning. Authorities say that Brian’s three-week-old daughter suffered not only severe physical abuse, but was possibly sexually assaulted as well. Three. Fucking. Weeks. And it’s not looking like she is going to hit the one-month milestone. The child is hospitalized with multiple injuries, including three skull fractures, fractured ribs, retinal hemorrhaging, brain swelling, four tears to her anus, and irreversible brain damage. Good god. …

Angus Udale Goodwin’s Labor Day Bash

September 9, 2009 at 1:43 am by  

Sutherland, NebraskaLabor Day is celebrated by most Americans as the symbolic end of summer (and beginning of football season). Since it does mark the end of the warm season, families sometimes gather up their children for one last little trip before school goes into full swing. Those people who do stay home may take part in marching in or observing a Labor Day parade in their town. But guaranteed, this three day weekend isn’t fully celebrated unless you’ve cooked out over the grill at least once, inviting family and friends to eat well, drink some beers, and share a sense of camaraderie. Except at the Goodwin house. 22 year-old Angus ruined the fun when his girlfriend took off, he threatened his buddies, and then beat the piss out of his father.…

Michael Sleeman Has Female Problems

September 8, 2009 at 4:06 pm by  

Cary, North Carolina – A Cary real estate agent was showing 33-year-old Michael Edward Sleeman, a home in the partially completed West Lake community. After being shown the first house, Sleeman asked if he could see something a little smaller. The 41-year-old agent obliged and took Sleeman to a smaller house located in the same community. Once inside, Sleeman showed his appreciation by informing her that he is a registered sex offender, restraining her, and then raping her at knife-point.…

Brothers Ages 12, 8 Go On Crime Spree

September 8, 2009 at 9:26 am by  

BARNESVILLE, Ohio – When these two kids decided to raise some hell, they did it right. I am surprised they actually were able to get away with as much as they did without anyone noticing and that it seems as if they have almost no supervision. Police pulled over a Pontiac Grand Am at around 3 a.m. Friday and found the 12-year-old boy behind the wheel with his 8-year-old brother in the stolen car. After questioning the boys, they readily gave the officer a laundry list of unlawful behavior they had been up to over the last 24 hours.…

Wyatt Smitsky, 4, Found Dead Inside Septic Tank

September 8, 2009 at 5:34 am by  

Hookstown, PA – Wyatt Smitsky, 4, was reported missing at 7:30 Friday evening – he was last seen playing in the yard with his sisters, ages 3 and 6, around 6:30 that evening. It was believed that Wyatt had simply wandered away from home and got lost. Authorities were especially concerned when it was revealed that Wyatt suffered from an congenital heart defect and required medication. Authorities, family, friends, and neighbors searched for Wyatt until 4 a.m. – coming up empty. The search started anew at 11:00 Saturday morning, but was called off a little less than two hours later. Wyatt had been found – face down in a septic tank filled with solid waste. And authorities don’t believe Wyatt accidentally made his way into the tank. The lid on the tank, which is similar to a manhole cover, was way too heavy for Wyatt to maneuver on his own. Besides that, the heavy lid had been moved back into place after the child was placed in the tank. Curious… …

Krista Arceneaux Slipped The Kid Some Tongue

September 8, 2009 at 3:35 am by  

Oakhurst, CA – When I came across this little story, three words came to mind: What. The. Hell? Here we have 37-year-old Krista Arceneaux – yes, a real looker, ain’t she?! A bit rough for 37, but with the right makeup, the right lighting, and a couple cases of Corona, she’d rank about a 5.5 or so. Krista was sitting outside of a bar last Wednesday evening when she spied a 6-year-old boy walking across a parking lot with his family. Whether it was because she was inebriated to the point of complete retardation or because she harbors some secret desire for little boys, Krista bolted from her chair, ran to the little kiddo, told him he was sexy, and laid on one him – tongue and all. Needless to say, the kiddos parents weren’t exactly thrilled with Krista’s nasty little show of affection and confronted her, sending her scurrying back to the bar. And that’s about the time Krista came a little unhinged. …

Martrez Anderson Just Couldn’t. Shut. Up.

September 8, 2009 at 1:49 am by  

Lake County, Florida Ah, being released from prison must be an overwhelming experience. Freedom again…at last. Another chance has been given to set things right with your life, get a job, find love, celebrate the golden years. I’m sure that goes through every prisoner’s heads…or rather a great deal of them. And so many don’t get the chance to start “anew” as their terms count down the remaining years of their lives. I’m sure so many spending life sentences would give their left nut to have the chance Martrez Anderson had, to get sprung from prison at the young age of 25…to live each day to the fullest. But Martrez just couldn’t cope with being out. Within 5 days of being released, he just had to do something stupid to land his ass back in the poky for a bit longer. How many years does rape carry?…