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ATLANTA – A woman taking a short cut through a wooded, vacant lot in a dangerous neighborhood made a very gruesome discovery the other day. She stumbled across the dead body of a black female. Thinking it was a mannequin of some type, the woman walked over and kicked the body. Finding out that it was quite real, she ran off screaming and called 911. No one knows who the female is at this point, and identifying her has become a bit of a problem as police say the head and hands are missing. They do believe she has been there a couple of days; killed elsewhere and then dumped in the woods. “If you know anyone who has been missing, please let us know,” said Atlanta city Councilman Ivory Young, Jr. I have always imagined what I would do in a situation in which I was walking in the woods alone and stumbled across a dead body. I don’t think I would piss myself or anything, but I’m not gonna lie and say I would stroll on out of the woods whistling a happy tune either.…

Nanping City, China – A doctor with a history of mental illness has murdered eight children in the Nanping City Experimental Elementary School this morning. Five other children have been taken to the hospital. Reports state the 42-year-old man was once a doctor at a community clinic, but had recently resigned or had been fired. The man entered the school and began attacking the first to fourth grade students with a 10-inch knife while screaming, “They won’t let me live, they are driving me mad. I won’t let anyone live.” Other reports say the man had a machete. “The man ran into scores of children of primary classes wielding his machete left and right, felling large number of children before he was overpowered.”. Six of the kids would die at the scene, two others would die at the hospital. The man was apprehended and his bloody rampage stopped after being confronted by some adults who knocked the weapon out of his hands with a broom.…

Bradenton, FL – Daniel Kersey proved he really is a douche-bag extraordinaire last Friday night when he grabbed a crowbar and woke up his 62-year old roommate Janice Fendel. He demanded cash and the keys to a locked safe, and when Fendel refused, Kersey struck her with the crowbar. This created enough commotion to wake up her 86-year old aunt who also lived in the home. It was when Kersey began hitting Fendel’s aunt with the crowbar that Fendel gave in and handed Kersey the keys to the safe. Kersey stole $60, the keys to Fendel’s Ford Explorer and left. Officers found the Explorer Monday morning and then found Kersey walking near the home and picked him up. Kersey was arrested without incident but refused to answer detectives’ questions. Kersey was charged with aggravated battery, grand theft, and battery of a person over 65. A two-year-old child who lived in the home at the time of the attack was not injured.

Flagler County, FL – Deputies had a difficult time pulling over 74-year old Elizabeth Millonig last Wednesday after they clocked her going 40 mph in a 30 mph zone. When a motorcycle officer first attempted to pull the speeding senior over and told her it was for speeding, Millonig yelled at the officer and then drove away. The motorcycle officer had to catch up with Millonig two more times before he finally stopped her. This time, the officer reached into Millonig’s vehicle to prevent her from driving off again. When the officer did this, Millonig struck his arm with her fist. After the officer was able to get Millonig out of her vehicle, she attempted to stab him with her car keys. Another deputy arrived on the scene to assist. When the officers placed Millonig in handcuffs, she tried to kick one of the deputies in the groin. The grumbling granny continued to kick at them as she was being placed in the back of a patrol car. Elizabeth Millonig was charged with fleeing and eluding a police officer, resisting arrest with violence, and battery on a law enforcement officer.…

Alexandria, LA – Just like the old saying, ‘You get what you pay for,’ two men in Alexandria recently learned it might be a good idea to thoroughly check the merchandise next time before making a purchase. Last Wednesday morning, 21-year old Jeffery Ray Allen and 25-year old Troherro Keith Batiste became upset when they discovered the woman who had just performed oral sex on both of them was not really a woman, but a man dressed as a woman. Unhappy that their future reputations might be considered as being on the down low, Allen and Batiste caught up with the crooked cross-dresser walking home later that morning and fired shots at the she-male as they drove by. The tricky transvestite, who was not injured, called police and officers found two spent shell casings from a .22-caliber handgun on the road where the incident occurred. Another officer stopped a van matching the victim’s description and the victim identified the van’s driver, Allen, and passenger, Batiste, as the shooting suspects.…

REDFORD TOWNSHIP, Mich. – A 16-year-old boy is in jail charged with stabbing his father to death after an argument. The 52-year-old father was approached by one of his daughter’s boyfriend who accused the teen of repeatedly stealing his clothing. The argument started when the father confronted his son over the accusations. After the confrontation, the boy allegedly went into the kitchen, grabbed a knife and then stabbed his father to death. The boy has nine siblings, some of who were present at the time of the stabbing. The boy’s mother states that her son has never done drugs and that he doesn’t even remember doing it at all. The teen is currently in jail on a felony homicide charge. Me and my dad once got into an argument over clothing. I was going out to dinner with my parents wearing a cut up t-shirt that had a cow skeleton on it. My dad told me to go change the shirt and I defiantly told him I wasn’t going to. I added that I was 13 and could wear whatever I wanted.…

FEDERAL WAY, Wash. – More information has came out in regards to the man who shot his wife to death during a church sponsored couples counseling session at Calvary Lutheran Church in Federal Way. The man who pulled the trigger is 42-year-old Charles Parson. He was attending couples counseling with his estranged wife, 38-year-old Carol Parson. They had been married for twelve years and had three children together – ages 11, 9 and 5. The couple had been divorced since last year and Charles was having a hard time with it. Carol had moved on and was dating another man. She is the one who initiated the couple’s counseling in hopes of getting Charles to come to terms with things as well as for the sake of their kids. It is reported that during the session, Charles asked Carol if she was going to stop dating the other man, to which Carol answered no. Charles got up, walked to his coat and retrieved a handgun. He aimed the gun at Carol while instructing the counselor not to move.…

Jose Erebia Wasted $20

March 21, 2010 at 6:31 pm by  

Immokalee, FL – I hate spending my hard-earned cash on something and winding up feeling like I didn’t get my money’s worth, especially with the current state of the economy and fears about what the future holds. I imagine about everyone shares my feelings on this, but you know, it has to be that much worse in those instances when your outlay of funds is directed toward illicit goods and services. For example, if your regular dealer is unavailable and the herb you procure from an alternate vendor is substandard, you’re pretty much shit out of luck. Thursday night, Jose Erebia probably was wanting the number to whatever might pass for the Better Unlawful Business Bureau. This is when he entered an Immokalee home through an unlocked door and made his way to the bedroom, where the homeowner’s niece, who was housesitting, lay asleep. He wakened her and then proceeded to throw a $20 bill at her and demand sex. It’s bad enough that she said, “No way, Jose!” and insisted he leave, but she also snatched up the twenty and wouldn’t give it back.…

Punta Gorda, FL – Police were called to the home of Manuel Sanchez-Martinez and his wife early Tuesday morning on a report of a possible sexual assault. When they arrived on scene, officers could hear screaming and yelling coming from inside the residence. They were met at the front door by Martinez’s wife, and behind her, they could see a butt nekkid Manuel standing in the living room. The wife told officers that her husband arrived home from work late Monday evening, entered their bedroom, removed his clothing and left the room, shutting the door behind him. Curious, the woman got out of bed to see where her hubby went. She reportedly found him in the bedroom of a sleeping 8-year-old girl – he was in the process of sexually assaulting the child. Had I been in the woman’s shoes, the police wouldn’t have been called until Manuel had already choked to death on his own dick. Manuel, 26, is being held without bond on a charge of sexual battery.…

Crest Hill, IL- Allow me the pleasure of introducing Will County Deputy Coroner, 34-year old Eryn Gray. On March 3, around 1 o’clock in the morning Ms. Gray got a little tanked up and plowed her minivan through the front yard of a residence before hitting a stop sign. Officers responded and noted that Gray’s minivan had jumped a curb. Tire marks stretched across the pavement and into the front yard of the residence. The minivan was missing its front right tire and driver’s side mirror and the vehicle also had fresh scratch marks running along the driver’s side. They found Ms. Gray inside the residence crying. Her speech was slurred and her aroma smelled of alcohol. When the officers asked Ms. Gray what had happened, they had no idea what a little bitch the pie-eyed princess would be. At first, Ms. Gray refused to answer questions about what happened, but finally admitted she had one 64 oz. Miller beer at a sports bar in Joliet. Ms. Gray asked the officers,  “Don’t you know who I am?

Michael Kamau Wanted To Snuggle

March 19, 2010 at 10:02 am by  

Pittsburgh, PA – Frank Fontana was laying snug in his bed early Wednesday morning when he felt someone crawl in next to him. Thinking it was his girlfriend, he called out her name. Imagine his surprise when a deep male voice answered, “No, it’s not.” If that doesn’t wake your ass from a sound sleep, I don’t know what would. Frank said he jumped out of bed so hard he broke the damn floor and left the room in search of a weapon. He returned with a baseball bat and demanded to know who the strange man was. “Who are you?” he asked. “What are you doing here?” The whole time, the stranger laid there begging Frank not to take a swing. If I were Frank, I’da swung first and questioned later, but I’m not real big on patience. When the police arrived, the stranger, identified as 33-year-old Michael Kamau, told them he was cold and was just looking for a place to warm up. Police said that though he smelled of alcohol and had bloodshot eyes, he wasn’t intoxicated to the point that he was unaware of what was going on.…

Man Accused Of Raping Infant And Family Pet

March 19, 2010 at 8:36 am by  

Elk Lick, PA – We have an ungodly number of animal fuckers here at the Dreamin’ Demon. And, unfortunately, we have also tallied up a considerable number of baby rapers. However, I can’t recall a single story where the two were combined. Until now. Authorities are accusing 38-year-old Rodney Lee Thomas of raping the family pet and an infant. Somerset County Children and Youth Services alerted law enforcement on Tuesday, accusing Thomas of sexually assaulting a 9-month-old baby girl. During the investigation, it was revealed the child had been raped at least three times between February 7 and March 16. If that isn’t bad enough, it is also alleged that he fucked his pet dog, Rocky – an act that ultimately led to the dog’s death. For his many vile offenses, Thomas is facing charges of rape, sexual assault, aggravated indecent assault, endangering the welfare of children, simple assault, making terroristic threats and three counts of sexual intercourse with an animal. Bond has been set at $100,000. Thomas reportedly told authorities he has been involved in this type of activity since he was a teenager.…

DEERFIELD BEACH, Florida – Deerfield Beach Middle School is becoming a hot bed of activity lately. First we get the story some of their students setting another student on fire and now we have a 15-year-old Deerfield student having her head turned into mashed potatoes by some limp-dick asshole. Josie Lou Ratley, 15, was taken to the hospital with critical injuries after being attacked by Wayne Treacy, 15, who reportedly was enraged over some comments he heard Ratley had made about him. Witnesses say Treacy ran up and attacked Ratley at the school who then fell to the ground and struck her head on the sidewalk. Treacy then began using his steel-toe boots to repeatedly kick and stomp on the unconscious girl’s head. Onlookers tried to stop him but a teacher had to physically intervene and pull him off Ratley. Treacy was arrested and is currently being held in Broward’s Juvenile Assesment Center. Investigators plan on charging the boy with attempted murder. Does this school have a Serial Killer 101 class or something?…

Jersey City, NJ- For more than two weeks, Jersey Police have been staking out an area off Journal Square in Jersey City. This was due to reports from several young Hispanic women that a man had followed them on the street and urinated on the backs of their legs. Officer Mike Meyers set up surveillance yesterday at 7:25 a.m. at Tuers Avenue and Vroom Street and at 8:52 a.m. his patience of waiting for the little pissant paid off. Meyers spied a 16-year old girl walking east on Vroom with a suspicious man following her. The man wore gray sweatpants with “a large wet spot around his crotch area.” Eww! When the girl turned south on Tuers, Meyers hopped out of his car and began following on the other side of the street. Meyers watched as the man ran up to the girl,  pulled down the front of his pants and then urinated on her.…

FEDERAL WAY, Wash. – No names have been released yet, but reports are that a 42-year-old man shot his 38-year-old wife several times in the Calvary Lutheran Church. The couple were at the church for marriage counseling, but it has not been revealed if the shooting took place before, during or after the counseling. After shooting his wife, the man calmly called 911 and waited at the scene for police to arrive. Once in custody, he willingly told police everything about the shooting. The woman was transported to Harborview Medical Center where she later died. More info will be available soon, as it seems as if this was done in front of other people. “We’re unsure how many witnesses we have,” police spokesperson Ray Bunk said. “Right now, (we don’t know) how many were in the room or even in the area. We’re identifying and interviewing all those witnesses.” I can only imagine that from a professional standpoint, this has to be one of worst things that could happen to a marriage counselor. …

Missing Woman Found Rotting Under Motel Bed

March 18, 2010 at 9:16 am by  

Memphis – This is some crazy shit right out of a bad movie. A mother of five went missing back in January and it turns out that for the last few months, her dead body had been hidden in the metal box frame of a bed in the motel room she had been living. Sony Millbrook had been reported missing back on January 27th after she failed to pick her kids up from school. Police began an initial investigation, but in the meantime Millbrook’s belongings were boxed up and the room at the Budget Inn rented back out at least five times since then. It wasn’t until this past Monday that police were called after employees began investigating a foul odor and discovered Millbrook’s corpse hidden in the bed. Police say it is apparent that she was the victim of a homicide, but have not released the cause of death.  Her boyfriend, LaKeith Moody, was questioned early on and has been in jail ever since on a federal gun charge. He is a person of interest in Millbrook’s death.…

Burglar Takes A Shite In Man’s Car

March 18, 2010 at 8:47 am by  

Las Cruces, NM- Well, here is a strange story to tickle your gag reflex. Shortly before 12:30 a.m.on March 11, a man was getting ready to leave for work when he unlocked his car door and realized his passenger side window was broken. Inside the vehicle, a strange man was sitting in the back seat with his pants and underwear pulled down to his ankles. The man asked the stranger what he was doing in his car and the stranger acted surprised and said he thought the vehicle belonged to someone else. The stranger immediately pulled up his drawers, hopped out of the car, and took off running. This was when the owner of the car realized how shitty his morning really was. Resting on the rear floorboard of the vehicle was a pile of freshly squeezed turds. I tell ya. If that’s not the shittiest way to ruin the ‘new car’ smell, I don’t what is. Police later caught up with the crappy crook when they found him walking near a ditch behind a business. …

Racine, WI- Of all the ass-hats featured here, the worst ones for me are the baby-beaters. You just know every time you see a story like this, more than likely, the ending is not going to be good. And, sadly, this is one of those stories. Manual Garcia, 40, is a fucking asshole. Period. This is because Garcia has such a bad temper that he beat the hell out of his girlfriend’s 2-year old son, Jovani Martinez, over spilled milk. Fucking. Spilled. Milk! Apparently, little Jovani was playing with his bottle and spilled milk on his infant sister. Garcia, who was watching the kids last Thursday afternoon, got pissed and threw the boy onto a bed repeatedly and punched him as many as 6 times. He later returned Jovani to his mother, Lawanda Martinez, 24, and from there Lawanda and Jovani went to the home of Lawanda’s mother, Wanda Williams. Williams described her grandson as lethargic. “He was dizzy. He wasn’t responding to nothing. I kept telling her (Lawanda) to take him to the hospital,” said Williams.…