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In The Mean Time...

FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida – Landlord, John Henry Hill, 63, got into an argument with one of his tenant’s father when he asked that the man, Franklin Parker, 59, not park in the grass. Parker threatened, “I am going to get you, mother fucker!” and that he was going to “run ya’ll over“. A security camera catches the rest as Hill is seen fleeing for his life but ultimately ends up pinned under Parker’s 1992 Ford Taurus after Parker deliberately runs him over. Witnesses on the scene fight with and ultimately subdue Parker as others lift the car off of Hill. Parker has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and two counts of assault for getting into fights outside the car. Hill fractured his pelvis and was recovering a rehabilitation center. Video of incident after the jump.…

CARROLLTON, Ohio – Diane Lyons was inside Discount Drug Mart with her children when one of her daughters informed her that her 6-year-old daughter had stuck a pack of stickers in her shirt. “I went over there to see in her shirt and I found it and I took her right to the manager,” said Lyons. But she wasn’t satisfied with that, and called police. The police came and did the “stick the kid in the car to try and scare her straight” crap, letting her off with a warning. But the police did say that the girl could have had charges pressed against her and let her know if she is caught doing it again, they would. But I’m not posting this story to praise the mother for what she did, because honestly, calling the police on your daughter for a pack of stickers is about 15-miles into the land of ridiculous. No, I am also posting it for something she said. She admitted that she thought of cashing in on a reward the store offers for turning in shoplifters.…

Martin Guerrero Doodled His Noodle In Art Class

December 22, 2009 at 9:47 am by  

Dallas, TX Since I’m on a bizarro roll this morning, I’m gonna throw Martin Guerrero into the mix. According to police documents, Guerrero, 17, was sitting in art class, kinda zoning out and staring off into space. His female teacher approached his desk to check up his progress on an assignment and attempted to get his attention. For whatever reason, Guerrero pulled up his shirt and exposed his junk. In front of the teacher, and a room full of students between the ages of 14 and 17, Guerrero started strokin’ the bologna pony – diligently – while moaning. He even threw in an “aye mami” for good measure. The teacher, unable to stop him from fappin’, ran out of the classroom and alerted the school police. She told investigators that several students later told her “that was very scary.” Because of the ages of his fellow classmates, Guerrero is now looking at a felony charge of indecency with a child. Bail has been set at $5,000. Good luck living this down, kiddo.…

Springfield, MO Parking is such a pain this time of year. People like 18-year-old Caitlen Watkins make parking a much bigger pain. On Sunday, baby-faced Caitlen and a friend were waiting for a spot when some dude slipped into it ahead of them. As Lonnie Sowersby parked his car and walked toward the store, Caitlen and the driver of the car she was in, Dustin Venengers, began yelling, cussing, and extending other holiday greetings. Sweet little Caitlen even whipped out the universal “Fuck Off” hand signal. Sowersby must have misread the signal and walked over. Venengers reached out and grabbed Sowersby’s sleeve and they began to wrestle about. Choice words were probably exchanged. Caitlen then got out, walked behind Sowersby and began stabbing him with a 4 1/2-inch ice pick that she just happened to have handy. This prompted Sowersby to turn around and pop his fist into Watkins’ face, knocking her down. As Sowersby and Venengers continued to struggle, Watkins got up and stabbed him several more times for good measure.…

Beware, Brits! Bizarre Butt-Sniffer On The Loose

December 22, 2009 at 8:25 am by  

Plymouth, Devon – During my time here at the Dreamin’ Demon, I have amassed loads of interesting tidbits and information about the more depraved members of society. What I will do with that knowledge in the future is anyone’s guess, but for the time being, let’s just say I’m a hit at parties. A personal favorite of mine, aside from nekkid hyjinx, are fetishes. Admittedly, I was a fetish virgin before I happened upon this fantasstic website – I mistakenly thought fetishes involved nothing more than food, feet, and feathers. Heh…I was so wrong. Seems that there is a booty-sniffer on the loose in the UK. He is described as a bespectacled 5′ 9″ balding ginger weirdo in his 40’s. Surveillance video captured Mr. Weirdo sniffing the ass of a 20-year-old male grocery store employee as he was bent over stocking shelves. The video shows the strange little man pretending to pick up items from shelves before nosing in on the young employee’s brown eye and taking a whiff. On one occasion, the butt-sniffer’s nose actually made physical contact with the employee’s ass.…

Sao Paulo Roberto Carlos Magalhaes, 30, and his wife were having marital difficulties. “My wife and I fought all the time. We would spend two to three weeks at a time without speaking to each other,” he said. (I would actually consider that a blessing, but whatever). So he came up with a brilliant fucking plan – he would slowly kill the woman’s 2-year-old son, his step-son, to spite the woman. Spanning a period of one month, Roberto, with the help of his lover, Angelina Ribeiro dos Santos, and an unnamed Afro-Brazilian priestess, Roberto doped the child with a wine and water mix and pushed sewing needles into his body. Nearly 40 needles, measuring 2-inches long, were pushed into the toddlers neck, legs, and torso. “I did this two or three times a week during one month,” the sadistic bastard admitted. “It was to get back at the boy’s mother. I thought the needles would work their way through his body and kill the boy. It was a way to kill without anyone discovering.” The child’s mother had him seen at a hospital on December 10th – it was then that X-rays revealed the needles.…

Sarah McCutchen Alleged Teacher From Hell

December 21, 2009 at 10:38 am by  

Bishopville, South Carolina – Police in Bishopville have charged a former teacher at Bishopville Primary School, Sarah McCutchen, with 16 counts of unlawful conduct with a child. And if these charges are true, this chick was waaaay worse than my second grade teacher. She would simply hit your knuckles with a ruler, or use her hand to squeeze your face into “fish lips” as she berated you in front of the entire classroom just because you purposely picked a scab on your elbow to sign your test in blood. McCutchen is much, much worse. She has been accused of abusing students between the ages of 4 and 6-years-old by rubbing Purell hand sanitizer in their faces and mouths, striking them with a paint stick stirrer, slapping their faces, and stepping on their hands. Ewing said Friday that she may also have twisted the childrens’ hands behind their backs. There are also claims that McCutchen threatened the children, telling them that if they told anyone about the abuse, she would have Department of Social Services take them away from their parents.…

11-Year-Old Moron Locks Himself In Costco Gun Safe

December 21, 2009 at 10:18 am by  

SACRAMENTO, California Someone needs to turn their kid in for a better one. An 11-year-old kid crawled into a gun safe on display in a Costco store. Somehow, the door was shut, locking him inside. Employees tried to get the door open but were experiencing difficulties so they called the fire department who were ready to start drilling holes into the safe to give some kid air if needed. Employees were finally able to free the kid who was unharmed and now Costco will be changing the way they display the gun safes in the store to make sure this doesn’t happen again. You know those warning labels that tell you not to drink the drain cleaner, not to place buttered bread in the toaster or that a product will be hot after heating? Thank kids like this. Also, I have found that the Costco gun safe doubles well as a bed for chicks ordered from the Phillipines – it’s a little roomier than what they are used to and I sleep a little better knowing that they wont take the keys to my ’96 Lumina and leave in the middle of the night.…

Somebody’s Kid Needs Their Ass Beat

December 21, 2009 at 9:47 am by  

BRADDOCK, Pa – A fourth-grade student was not sitting at a lunch table in the cafeteria of Fairless Elementary School when second-grade teacher Shawn Wallace-Baeza, who is almost five months pregnant, told him to sit down. That’s when this kid verbally assaulted Baeza before pushing her in her stomach. She was taken to the hospital just to be on the safe side. School district superintendent said normally cases like this calls for a three-day suspension before an informal hearing to determine further punishment. The North Braddock Police Department is also investigating and said charges against the student are likely. Baeza is back in the classroom.…

Erick Rivera Is Feeling A Little Horse

December 19, 2009 at 10:39 pm by  

Goshen, New York – I couldn’t let a day go by without posting at least one story and thanks to the heads up from Al Bruno III, it’s a good one. After a 6-month investigation, police have charged 18-year-old Erick Rivera with burglary and sexual misconduct with an animal. Police are also awaiting the results of DNA testing “from various items of evidence that have been recovered from the previous incidents,” according to the report. Rivera is being held in the Orange County Jail in lieu of $15,000 cash bail. The charges stem from Rivera’s extra-curricular activities at the Goshen Historic Track. Police allege Rivera would sneak out of his rented room that overlooked the track, enter the unlocked stables after midnight, use bridles to keep the horses in place in their stalls – then make sweet, sweet love to them.…

MTV’s Shane Sparks Arrested for Child Molestation

December 18, 2009 at 4:54 pm by  

Shane Sparks is a judge on the MTV show “America’s Best Dance Crew” and a choreographer on “So You Think You Can Dance” (a show I do not watch, no matter how many people might tell you otherwise). On Friday, he was arrested and charged with 8 counts of molestation, including a lewd act upon a child. The lewd acts include oral copulation and other acts “with the intent of arousing, appealing to, and gratifying the lust, passions, and sexual desires of the defendant, who was at least 10 years older than [the victim].” The alleged molestation took place in 1994 and involved an underage girl. Sparks is being held on $590,000 bail.That’s two choreographers from “So You Think You Can Dance” that have been arrested this year on sexual offense charges. Earlier this year Alex Da Silva was charged with eight counts of sexual assault, including rape. TMZ reported that all of Da Silva’s victims were aspiring dancers who met Da Silva in a class he taught.…

Birdemic

December 18, 2009 at 2:56 pm by  

Adam Tijerina Knows How To Cure A Sick Kid

December 18, 2009 at 12:13 pm by  

Austin, TX What’s a parent to do with a sick kid? One mother apperantly thinks the thing to do is to drag her puking sick son over to her boyfriend’s apartment. The boyfriend, Adam Tijerina, made it known that he didn’t appreciate the boy repeatedly vomiting all over the place. The girlfriend says she recalls Tijerina mentioning if her son throws up in his home again, he’s going to pull the 17-month-old’s diaper off and hurt his genitals. I don’t know why this didn’t alarm her but it didn’t and she spent the night. The next morning, the mother noticed bruising on and around her son’s privates. I don’t know why this didn’t alarm her, either, but she waited 3 days before taking the little boy to a doctor. Medical personnel found injuries all over his body, including severe bruising on his genitals, three 2-month-old leg fractures, and bleeding in his left eye. Of course, when questioned by investigators, Tijerina said the boy fell down the stairs. Adam Tijerina has been charged with injury to a child with intent to cause bodily injury and is held on $30,000 bond.…

Lufkin, Texas – On Sunday, Lisa Zumwalt, 42, called her boyfriend, 45-year-old Raymond Wilson II, to tell him that she had been having sex with Sherry Wood, 47 and Douglas Wade, 65, the couple she lives with at the Rivercrest trailer park. Wilson was not too pleased with this new information and went to the trailer and shot all three of them to death. They had each been shot in the head with a .38 revolver and found in the living room. Zumwalt was in a chair, with a portable phone she tried to use to call police. Wood and Wade were on the floor. Wilson’s niece believes she was on the phone with Wilson at the time of the murders. “I believe he shot them and I believe I was on the phone with him because of the way he was acting. I could hear hollering in the background. They were all drunk,” Julie Wilson said. She also added that he is a very compassionate man. But she also said this to KLTV: “There’s nothing that nobody can say that take it back, that can bring the lives back, can’t bring my uncle back, so what can be said?

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. – Early Tuesday morning, 4-year-old Hayden Wright grabbed a 12-ounce beer from his grandfather’s cooler and walked out of his house while his mother slept. He then knocked on a neighbors door with part of the beer consumed. What was discussed between the boy and the people who opened the door is not known, but what is known is that Hayden then snuck into a neighbor’s house through an unlocked front door, and stole five wrapped Christmas gifts. One of the gifts contained a little girl’s dress which Hayden then put on. And that’s how police found the little boy wandering the neighborhood at 2 a.m. – drunk and wearing a dress. His mother, 21-year-old April Wright, has an explanation for her boy’s actions. Wright says Hayden was only out trying to find his dad who is in jail. “He runs away trying to find his father,” she said. “He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that’s where his daddy is.

In Memory Alone by Al Bruno III

December 17, 2009 at 11:25 am by  

…“Are you just going to sulk or do you want to dance?” She stood before him with her hand outstretched and no pity in her eyes.

No one else at the homecoming dance even noticed them as they made their way out onto the floor, half giggling half blushing.

Not that anyone would have cared anyway…

It was a modest sized ballroom in a medium sized hotel. Middle aged people dressed in crisp clothes wandered through the tables, all hugs, smiles and handshakes. The open bar was seeing a lot of action, the buffet not so much. It was the 25th high school reunion and everyone was giggling over how much everyone had changed; who got fat, who got thin, who got rich and who got weird. Randy Carter stood near the back of the room, watching it all, hoping someone would notice him but unable to make the first move.

It was like old times again.…

Dominique Lee Has Rotten Luck With Infants

December 17, 2009 at 11:12 am by  

Tulsa, OK – If I didn’t know any better, I’d think that Dominique Lee was hammin’ it up for the camera, posing for a new Myspace pic, minus the pouty duck face. But no, the pic you see attached to this story isn’t for her Myspace, it’s her mugshot. Miss Lee, 18, looks pretty damn cheerful for a woman who recently lost her baby, don’t you think? Well, since we’re keeping track, let’s make that two babies. We’ll start with the most recent – Kai’den Terry, 7-weeks, died on September 27. The only visible injuries to the infant were bruised ankles. When interviewed after the infant’s death, Dominique told detectives she had no idea how those injuries were inflicted – she just kinda found him unresponsive. At the time, police didn’t feel they had enough evidence to make an arrest. Fast forward to December 6th. Dominique was jailed in connection with two armed robberies. Police suspected that she was the getaway driver for her partner in crime in the holdups. During questioning, Dominique told officers that on September 27, after a lengthy and heated argument with Kai’den’s daddy via text message, she grabbed her infant son by the ankles and slammed his tiny body, headfirst, onto the floor.…

El Cerrito, Calif – A 14-year-old boy has been charged with rape and false imprisonment of a 12-year-old girl in the stairwell of Portola Middle School. 7th period classes were in session when two students walked into the stairwell and witnessed the assault taking place. One student then notified school resource officer, while the other physically interceded. The 14-year-old was arrested a a few hours later at his home in Richmond, California. Principal Denise VanHook and assistant principal Matthew Burnham were placed on paid administrative leave, pending the outcome of an investigation into why the boy and girl were unsupervised during the school day, Marin Trujillo, a school district spokesman, said. The policy of placing school officials on paid leave stems from the gang rape of a girl outside a school dance – 5 miles from this school. Portola Middle School is the same school that had the incident in May involving several students who threw rocks at a music teacher, hitting her and knocking her to the ground after she refused them entry to a classroom.…