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In The Mean Time...

Forest Hills, NY – I think it’s pretty common knowledge that many serial killers pissed the bed and/or tortured or killed animals as children, and I’m sure that somewhere there is a CIA or FBI manual detailing the characteristics shared by all terrorists. You know, like, (and I’m making these up) a sense that the world is full of great but fixable injustices. Following a religious leader who espouses certain divisive beliefs. Having been sexually abused by a respected male adult. Toilet training difficulties. Doodling. Yes, especially doodling. Let me give you a case in point. On Monday, 12-year-old Alexa Gonzalez was sitting at her desk at Junior High School 190 waiting for her Spanish teacher to pass out homework. To pass the time, she wrote on her desk, “Lex was here. 2/1/10” and added a little smiley face. Further, with an erasable marker, she wrote, “I love my friends Abby and Faith.” Fortunately, Forest Hill school authorities are on top of the terrorist-wannabe shit that is soooo seductive to today’s youth, and Gonzalez was led–in handcuffs–from her school to a nearby police precinct, where she was held and questioned for several hours before being released.…

HOUSTON – In 2000, Halle Shamille Smith was born prematurely at 27 weeks. She experienced a number of health problems, had a stroke, got tuberculosis, and spent her life being fed PediaSure though a feeding tube, but still, she weighed a respectable 35 pounds at age 2 (and could sit up, say “mama” and “daddy,” watch TV, and cry when it was diaper change time). In January 2009, when she was brought into Methodist Willowbrook Hospital by her mother and pronounced dead shortly thereafter, 8-year-old Halle weighed a whopping 15.8 pounds. Got that? Fifteen-point-eight, not 158. The medical examiner cited malnutrition and dehydration as the cause of the girl’s death and classified it a homicide. Finally, this past week, Halle’s mother Almita Nicole Lockhart, 34, was arrested and is sitting her worthless drug-using baby-spewing child-starving ass in jail, facing 5 years to life on a felony injury to a child charge. But, wait, Denizens! It gets better worse! Read on and join me for some enraged screaming, tearing of hear, and voluntary smashing of the head against the wall.…

Commerce Township, MI – Thursday morning, 25-year-old Kristy Leigh DeHuff was in the car with her husband and her 13-month-old son Drake as the family prepared to leave home to return their rental car, but she suddenly announced she had to run in to do something and returned into the house with her son. When she failed to return, Mr. DeHuff went inside to find his wife stabbing their son with a butcher knife. He was able to intervene and begin caring for the boy. When officers arrived on the scene, they found Kristy DeHuff covered in blood and little Drake with a slit throat and two stab wounds to the upper torso. The baby got rushed to the hospital and Ms. DeHuff got rushed to jail, where she’s now facing a charge of assault with intent to murder. And what led to Drake DeHuff now lying in a hospital with a punctured lung? Kristy DeHuff told investigators she had a dream the night before in which the people at the car rental facility killed her son, so she figured she better take care of the job herself.…

HOT NEW TREND: Animal Abusers Off Themselves

February 6, 2010 at 7:27 pm by  

Missoula, MT and Lake Butler, FL – Thursday afternoon, police arrived at the apartment of 63-year-old Gary Lee Bassett to serve a felony arrest warrant on the man, but even after speaking with an officer by phone, Bassett wouldn’t come to the door. So the officer entered the apartment, upon which he heard a gunshot, so he immediately left the residence and called for backup. One SWAT team, one armored vehicle, one sealed-off neighborhood, one secured scene, and one hour later, police discovered one corpse. Ironically, the day before, a check-welfare call led police in Lake Butler, Florida, to discover the badly decomposed bodies of Jeannette Lyn Brown, 53, and Tina Marie Vetterlein, 39–each dead by a single gunshot wound to the head from separate firearms. “What so ironic about that?” you say. “People shoot themselves every day.” Well, all three were facing some serious-ass animal cruelty charges.…

Robbery Prank Goes Terribly, Painfully Wrong

February 5, 2010 at 11:11 am by  

Milwaukee, WI – My teen-aged kidlets have this really cute game they like to play with me – it’s called, “Let’s scare the bejusus outta Mom and take 10 years off her life!” And they’re good at it. I never know when one of the little shits scamps is going to jump out of the closet, cupboard, dryer, etc., and send me into fits of hysteria and tears. After reading this story though, they just might think twice. A 21-year-old man thought it would be funny to scare the crap out of his mother, so he donned a ski mask and waited for her to arrive home from shopping. He then confronted the 37-year-old woman behind their home and pretended to rob her. Mom pulled a .357 from the waistband of her pants and started shooting. Of the several rounds that were fired, two of them hit her son. One of them right to the groin. He’s been hospitalized, but there are no reports on his condition. A blue steel revolver with an obscured serial number was taken into evidence.…

It Puts The Lotion…In Its Pants?

February 5, 2010 at 10:36 am by  

Framingham, MA – Chamil Guadarrama popped into the Eastfield Mall Bath and Body Works Wednesday evening to do a little shopping. On his shopping list? Lotion. And LOTS of it. And by LOTS, I mean about 75 bottles. And he was determined to get that stuff at a discount. A five-finger-discount. A store clerk alerted mall security after spotting Chamil slipping the 8-ounce glass bottles of lotion through his zipper and into his pants. The inventive little scamp had tied string around the legs of his pants to keep all the lotion in. Genius! When Chamil spotted the mall cops and realized they were on to him, the chase was on! Unfortunately for Chamil, the sheer bulk of the lotion bottles made it damn near impossible to run, so the chase didn’t last long. Once he was apprehended and turned over to the police, Chamil had another problem – his pants were so full he couldn’t bend over to get in the patrol car until some of the lotion was removed.…

Ali Kimia Is A Menace To Society

February 5, 2010 at 9:34 am by  

Hayward, CA – I really dislike this Ali Kimia guy. Not just because at some point in his pathetic fucking life he decided it was a good idea to tattoo “Why Try” on his face, but because he is a good for nothing waste of space, oxygen, and internal organs. Given the opportunity, I would gladly pay to scrape those retarded tattoos right the hell of his ugly face. At about 2:00 a.m. on January 26, a 72-year-old man spotted Ali walking down the street in the pouring rain. The elderly gentleman pulled over and offered dipshit a ride, which he accepted. To show his gratitude, Ali choked the man and pushed him out of the car before driving off in it. But, it didn’t end there. About 10 minutes later, Ali returned to where he had just dumped the old guy and began choking him again! The vicious attack was interrupted when a bystander spotted the elderly man being swung around “like a rag doll” and yelled at Ali to stop.…

Soldier Waterboards His Own 4-year-old

February 5, 2010 at 8:59 am by  

Tacoma, WA – Joshua Tabor, a Joint Base Lewis-McChord soldier, is accused of holding his young daughter’s head under running water because she wouldn’t recite her ABC’s. It is alleged that Joshua and his girlfriend “held the child down on the counter and submerged her head into the water three or four times until the water came around her forehead and jawline.” Joshua said that she was face-up when her head was in the water. Joshua told investigators that his daughter was afraid of water and was “squirming around and trying to get away.” And, because of her fear of water, Joshua figured that was as fitting a punishment as any. When the child was examined, an officer observed the child “had severe bruising on her entire back,” scratch marks and bruises on her neck, throat, chin, arms, legs and butt. When asked how she got those injuries, she replied, “Daddy did it.” According to Joshua’s girlfriend, beatings are a regular occurrence and further stated that the child often locked herself in a closet because she was scared of her daddy.…

Brandon Lockett Should Be Locked Up

February 5, 2010 at 7:22 am by  

Roanoke, VA – Back on January 14, 2010, 24-year-old Brandon Lockett called 911 to report that armed men entered his home and abducted his 2-year-old stepson, Aveion Malik Lewis. Although an amber alert was issued, it was canceled after police shifted their focus to Lockett. Lockett provided conflicting stories about what allegedly happened to his stepson and apparently admitted that the boy was dead. The police asked for the public’s assistance in locating the little boy’s body. A week later, on January 27, 2010, the child’s little body was found in a landfill. His stepfather has been arrested and charged with felony child neglect, improper disposal of a human body and obstruction of justice. Hopefully, Lockett will also be charged with murder upon completion of the investigation.…

Lakeshia Crawford Lacks Coping Skills

February 4, 2010 at 1:47 pm by  

South Bay, FL – Demonites, meet 15-year-old Lakeshia Crawford. Precious, isn’t she? Lakeshia found her way to the pages of the Dreamin’ Demon because she tried to smother her 6-month-old baby boy before attempting to throw him in a dumpster. Lovely. It is alleged that on New Year’s Eve, as the baby boy lay crying on a couch, Lakeshia lost her shit. She screamed at the child to stop. When he didn’t, she picked him up and pressed his little face into her chest, saying that she was going to kill him. She then took the diaper-clad child outside and tried to toss him in a dumpster. Her plans were derailed by her mother’s boyfriend, 31-year-old Torderick Curry. Palm Beach County Fire-Rescue workers were called out to treat the child, but the extent of his injuries, if any, hasn’t been reported. She has been booked on charges of aggravated child abuse and sits behind bars without bail. The FDCF is now investigating.…

Parsippany, New Jersey – After a Belvidere High School wrestling match, 40-year-old Robert Spezza came off of the bleachers and attacked volunteer coach Dan Shamsudin, 28. Shamsudin fell backwards and hit his head on the basketball court hardwood. “I was dazed for a second,” Shamsudin said Monday night. “I didn’t know where I was for a second. But he wasn’t the only one injured. 11-year-old Chris Gentile re-injured his wrist he had fractured earlier during his match when Spezza knocked him over to get to Shamsudin. “It was not sportsman like at all,” Gentile said. “It was hurtful, it was not man-like.” Heh. Man-like. The reason for the attack? Reports are that Spezza was not happy with the fact that his 11-year-old had lost the match. Spezza’s lawyer says he was simply reacting to a crude remark Shamsudin made about his son. Either way, Spezza acted like an asshole and has been charged with aggravated assault, simple assault and disorderly conduct.…

Sledding Party Ends With A Bang

February 4, 2010 at 11:56 am by  

Independence Township, MI – A 62-year-old man is hospitalized with second-degree burns to his face and significant damage to one of his eyes because copious amounts of alcohol and gunpowder are a bad mix. The injured man is reportedly known for doing crazy shit at his annual “sledding parties.” But at this particular party, that crazy shit left a helluva mark. After consuming an unknown amount of alcohol, the man decided to add a little rocket power to his sled. His recipe for disaster? Gunpowder, match heads and gasoline stuffed into a motorcycle muffler. He strapped the device onto his back, donned a motorcycle helmet, and assumed the position on his sled before asking a bystander to light the wick. At some point during the man’s descent down an embankment, the homemade rocket exploded – injuring his face and sending shrapnel in all directions. The Sheriff’s Office said the investigation remains open pending possible criminal charges.…

BELLPORT, N.Y. – On Jan. 15, school bus driver Norman Besemer, 61, was driving students home from Frank P. Long Intermediate School when several students on the bus began acting up. In between stops, Besemer allegedly taped one 10-year-old’s mouth shut. After finding out about the incident, officials at the South Country School District in Bellport fired Besemer. He has now been charged with endangering the welfare of a child. “I don’t know if the child said anything to him,” South Country schools superintendent Raymond Walsh said.  “And I don’t care.  This was an assault on a child.” Has it gotten to this point with kids on the bus? When I was a kid, I rode the bus to school for three years. There wasn’t much acting up on them as our bus drivers looked like they just got out of prison and\or would threaten to kick your ass if you didn’t sit down and shut up.…

Police Collar Laundromat Flasher

February 4, 2010 at 10:54 am by  

St. Helens, OR – Over a period of six days in January, police received three separate reports of a flasher doing his skeevy thing at two different laundromats. In one incident, the flasher approached a woman and asked her to perform a sexual favor before exposing his junk. In the second incident, he gained the attention of some poor woman and began masturbating in front of her. And in the third, Super Skeeve physically grabbed a woman before whipping it out. As if having to use the laundromat isn’t bad enough. The serial flasher was described as a white man with crooked teeth – one of them decayed and bluish in color. In one incident the flasher was wearing a red hoodie and blue or green pajama pants. In another, he wore black shorts and a black hooded sweatshirt with a skull logo on the back. His get-away vehicle was a silver mini-van. Damn – dude sounds HOT! After receiving numerous tips from the public, authorities finally caught up with one Ian Rushing.…

Greater Manchester – Detectives in Bury are searching for a man accused of smearing animal semen on teen-age girls in the area. Yes, you read that correctly. Animal semen. At least six separate smearing incidents have been reported – the first one in November, and the last one just last week. The first victim, a 14-year-old girl, reported that on November 13th, she was followed down a passageway by a strange man who asked her the time while standing uncomfortably close to her. When she arrived home, she noticed a sticky substance on the back of her tights – it was later determined that the substance was animal semen. The animal/s from which the semen was milked hasn’t been reported. The next incident was on December 7th. In that case, a 15-year-old girl reported feeling liquid on the back of her tights after a man approached her from behind. That same day, another 15-year-old girl was smeared. WTF? Does dude carry the shit around in a gallon jug, or what? And how in the hell did he amass such a large amount in the first place?…

Three Children Mauled By Pack Of Cocker Spaniels

February 3, 2010 at 11:04 am by  

Fontana, California – Just kidding about the cocker spaniels, the breeds involved are exactly what you expect. Shortly before 5 p.m Monday, a mother was walking her four kids to a local park as a reward for doing well in school when they were attacked by a mastiff, a pure bred pit bull and three pit bull mixes that had gotten out of their yard. Neighbors heard the attack and intervened, even throwing rocks at the dogs. The attack left a 5-year-old girl in critical condition and on a ventilator suffering from a punctured lung, broken ribs and numerous bites. Her 7-year-old brother received bite wounds, one that required 237 staples. Her older sister was treated for injuries to her arm and leg, and needed 18 stitches. When police arrived on the scene, the pit bull was shot and killed after it charged at officers. The four surviving dogs have been quarantined at the San Bernardino City Animal Shelter and will likely be euthanized after being tested for rabies.  No charges have been filed against the owner of the dogs, who reportedly stated they are very sorry and claim the dogs were not trained to fight.…

“I Just Killed My Babies”

February 3, 2010 at 10:17 am by  

San Antonio, TX – Deputies responded to Elyse Colon’s home Tuesday evening after receiving a 911 call from that address. When they arrived, Colon was standing in the front yard, covered in blood. “I just killed my babies,” she calmly remarked before holding out her hands and allowing herself to be handcuffed. After forcing their way through the locked front door, officers were confronted with the smell of gas. It is believed that Colon intentionally blew out the pilot light and left the oven on. Officers then walked into a bedroom and found Colon’s two sons, ages 1 and 3, fully dressed and lying shoulder to shoulder on a bed. “It looked like they were sleeping,” said Police Chief William McManus. Sadly, they weren’t sleeping – they were dead. Both boys had been stabbed multiple times. Chief McManus said it appeared the boys may have been killed a full eight hours earlier. Authorities say they don’t know why she did it, but she “appeared to be shockingly calm” at the scene.…

Teen Accused Of Dumping Newborn In A Dumpster

February 3, 2010 at 9:25 am by  

BAY COUNTY, Mich. — This article has a couple wtf’s. A dead baby in a party store dumpster, a nursing student charged with the murder, all in a state with a Safe Haven law. After a two month long investigation, Nicole Kipfmiller, 19, has been charged with second-degree murder and involuntary manslaughter in the death of her son. Police say that she placed the newborn in the dumpster shortly after it was born. An autopsy revealed the baby was born alive shortly before the body was discovered on Decemeber 11th. The cause of death has not been released. Judge Scott Newcombe denied a request to release Kipfmiller on bond. You can watch a news report here. Love the one lawyer’s hair. Oh, and Kipfmiller is a little hottie. Possibly a baby-murdering hottie, but still…if she can make a sammich, ol’ Morbid may be able overlook a few things.…