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Man Forced To Choose Between Saving His Wife Or Son

December 1, 2009 at 11:42 am by  

Whanganui, New Zealand – After a group of kids vandalized their mailbox on Saturday, Vanessa Horton and her 13-year-old son, Silva, jumped into their Mazda station wagon to give chase. Stacey Horton jumped in another vehicle and followed after his wife and son. Not far from the home he finds that his wife’s car had rolled down an embankment and into the Whanganui River. Vanessa had escaped the vehicle and was screaming for help, barely able to keep her head above water. His son was still trapped in the vehicle which was already three feet below the water and sinking. He only had time to save one of them. …

Donte Beasley Shot His Kids In The Head And Face

December 1, 2009 at 11:02 am by  

Madison, Wisconsin – Donte Beasley, 38, was arguing with his girlfriend, Zenolia Rice, because he wanted sex and she did not feel like honoring his request. Drunk, Beasley pulled out a gun and shot Rice multiple times. The woman called for their young children to come help her and when they did, Beasley shot them too. He shot his 8-year-old daughter in the back of the skull as she was tending to her mother and then shot his 7-year-old son in the face. Rice was able to flee the home and get to a neighbor for help. Surprisingly, all three shooting victims are in stable condition and are expected to survive. Beasely will be charged with three counts of attempted first degree intentional homicide once he is released from the hospital where he is being treated for a self-inflicted knife wound. …

13-Year-Old Girl Hid Man In Her Closet For Two Days

December 1, 2009 at 10:18 am by  

Detroit – At the age of 11, a girl met Donald Hunter, then 17-years-old.  Two years later, she invited him to the home she lives in with her mother.  So this past Saturday, he did come over and the two had sex. David, now 19, hid in the girl’s closet for two days until the girl’s mother found him. She tied him up with his shoelaces and beat his ass. Four hours later, she called police. David now faces third-degree criminal sexual charges. The mother found out about the relationship a year ago and tried to stop it. “I kept telling him to quit writing to her on Facebook, quit talking to her,” said the girl’s mother. She also took away the girl’s online access. Hunter’s mother feels that it isn’t all her son’s fault.  “She responded to him. It’s a two-way thing because she is talking back to him,” she said (did your IQ drop after reading that sentence?).  Click here to watch a video report.…

Hammer Time!

December 1, 2009 at 9:53 am by  

Winona, MN – Last Saturday evening, at around 5:00, police received a call from a shopper at a Target store who said there was a man inside the store using a hammer to smash cameras and big-screen televisions while saying “hammer, hammer, hammer” in a monotone voice. (Heh. That makes me giggle). Another witness reported that the man had a bloodied face and “a glazed look in his eyes and was walking like Frankenstein.” According to police, customers were streaming out the front doors when they arrived on scene. Officers confronted the Frankenstein-ish man, 39-year-old Jerome Eberle, inside the store, and when they got within about 15 feet of him, he took a swing at an officer with the hammer. He then proceeded to lead the officers on a foot chase through the store, at one point, shoving a shopping cart at an officer. The chase was over after Eberle was pepper sprayed a couple of times and tased twice. Eberle, who hails from Chicago, was later transported to Winona Health for a behavioral evaluation.…

DJ Zeke Says Jay-Z Employs Lackluster Security

December 1, 2009 at 8:54 am by  

Atlantic City – Over the weekend, at least a dozen of 40/40 Club’s security staff beat two patrons in the back parking lot. The entire skirmish caught on tape by DJ Zeke. It all started when the staff of Jay-Z‘s club asked Tyrell Durant, 26, and Leonard Clark, 25, to leave the premises. The two gave the staff a hard time, and were escorted into the back parking lot. DJ Zeke later commented, “Just came back from Atlantic City; 40/40 club was jumping, but behind the scenes – in the back of 40/40 — was a different story,” DJ Zeke says. “Jay-Z, if you see this, you will be ashamed of your security team because they’re lackluster, unprofessional, and they’re not even human.” The staff of the 40/40 Club released a statement stating the incident was provoked and only escalated after Durant punched one of the staff in the face. Watch the video and you decide. …

Jason Zacchi Is Sooo Grounded

December 1, 2009 at 8:43 am by  

Detroit, MI – So, I’m browsing through Jason Zacchi’s pictures on Myspace, and the whole time, I’m wishing I could reach through the damn computer and bitch slap his wanna-be gangsta ass. Every single picture of his face just annoyed the shit outta me. What does that have to do with this story? Absolutely nothing – something about the guy just pisses me off and I needed to vent. Seriously though, Jason needs to consider a new line of work – gangsta, he’s not. Not only is he not gangsta, he’s not extremely bright either. Last Saturday night, 27-year-old Jason walked up to a Wendy’s drive-thru window with a sawed off shotgun. Jason, the lower half of his face covered with a bandanna, threatened an employee and attempted to get into the cash register by slapping the crap out of it. Meanwhile, the restaurant manager hears the ruckus and races up front to find out what’s up. Lo and behold, the manager recognizes the brazen thief beneath the blue bandanna – it’s her very own son.…

A Song Of Good (2008)

November 30, 2009 at 4:00 pm by  

Houston, Texas – Portia Thompson, 20, is fighting for her life in a Memorial Hermann Hospital after being run over in a Walmart parking lot on the day before Thanksgiving. Police are looking for the driver of a Dodge Durango who was fighting with Thompson over a parking space before the driver of the SUV ran over her. Her brother, who was in the car with her at the time, states that, “He tells my little sister to get out of the car.  She didn’t get out of the car, so they get out with blades. They’re waving their knives.” After she eventually got out of the car, “the SUV pulls around and rams her,” said her brother. Continue on to watch 30 minutes of raw video that shows a memorial held at the Wal-Mart parking lot as well as her brother giving a detailed description of what happened that day. Deservedly or not, the race card is thrown on the table as well. On a more personal note, if I am ever killed in a Walmart parking lot, do NOT hold a memorial service there.…

David Truscott Loved A Farm, E-I-E-I-EWW

November 30, 2009 at 1:05 pm by  

Camborne, Cornwall – Nothing has made me happier about featuring stories from across the globe like David Truscott. See, this freak loves shit. Literally loves it. Back in 2004 he terrorized a family by frequently breaking on to their farm so that he could pleasure himself while covered in shit. He would jack off while rolling around in it, or crawl into a vat full of it. He didn’t care. But hell hath no fury like a man who wants to roll around in shit scorned. Once he got so angry after finding no shit to pleasure himself in that he set fire to the farm, killing a cow. Police finally set up surveillance and busted his pervy ass on the property wearing shiny red shorts and latex gloves. At his home, they found 360 pairs of women’s underwear. He was arrested for burglary and arson and in 2005 he was jailed for three years. Now, not long after his release, he is in the news again. He was arrested in the early hours of November 9 after police found him sitting in shit at the exact same farm.…

Teef Thief On The Loose In San Francisco?

November 30, 2009 at 11:18 am by  

San Francisco – Demonites, meet 32-year-old Elena Aronson. This pretty lady claims that back in April, some random dude who had been sitting next to her on the Muni attacked her and stole her teeth. Right out of her mouth. According to Elena, she was riding the bus to work on April 6th when the man next to her “fixed his gaze on her teeth.” “I want them,” the random guy allegedly said. He repeatedly told her that “her teeth were beautiful – like the moon and stars.” Feeling uncomfortable, Elena got off at the very next stop. The next thing she knew, she was kneeling on the ground bleeding from her mouth – her two front teeth, gone. Elena states that she spent the next two days recovering in the hospital. A police report was made at the time of the supposed incident, but according to Elena, it took weeks for her memory to return – and even then, she couldn’t remember the man following her off the bus or the attack.…

Godspeed (2009)

November 30, 2009 at 11:07 am by  

Students Suspended Over Kick A Jew Day

November 30, 2009 at 9:47 am by  

NAPLES, Florida – Well it was inevitable, especially after Kick A Ginger Kid Day went over so well. Ten North Naples Middle School students were suspended last week after a female student told school administration she was being kicked at school because of it being Kick A Jew Day. All ten students were reprimanded and given one day, in-school suspensions. This punishment was in accordance with the bullying and harassment policy as outlined in the Code of Student Conduct. To make matters worse for any Jewish kids in school, the first 20 minutes of the school day will be used for focusing on character traits, instead of for goofing off reading. In third grade I put a tack in the chair of some Japanese kid who was sitting in front of me. He sat on it, shot about four feet in the air and I laughed my ass off. It was a real asshole thing for me to do but in the long run, we both learned valuable lessons that day.…

DELTONA, Florida – On Tuesday, 47-year-old Deputy Juan Santiago Colon had taken his twin 10-year-old boys out on a hunting trip in West Virginia. At some point, Colon was working at the back of the vehicle when he asked one of the boys to move the vehicle forward. The boy accidentally shifted the vehicle in reverse, running over and killing his father. Colon worked in the Volusia County Courthouse and was the father of three. Friends say that he regularly spent time with his kids when he was not working, and aside from being in a bit of shock, are worried about how this accident will effect the kids. Especially the one who put the vehicle in reverse. Not to make light of this situation, as it does suck all way ’round – but I honestly foresee a kid with lots and lots of therapy in his future. Hopefully he’ll work it out.…

Maurice Clemmons Should Have Been In Prison

November 30, 2009 at 9:02 am by  

Tacoma, Washington — Four uniformed officers were at a coffee shop in Tacoma awaiting their shift to start when Maurice Clemmons walked in past the officers to the counter as if to order coffee before pulling out a gun and opening fire. Two of the officers were shot execution style, a third was shot and killed as they stood up and the fourth was shot dead while wrestling with Clemmons. Authorities identified the victims as Sgt. Mark Renninger, 39; Officer Ronald Owens, 37; Officer Tina Griswold, 40; and Officer Greg Richards, 42.  Reports this morning are saying that police have surrounded a home in a Seattle neighborhood where Clemmons is supposedly holed up in. This guy is one crazy-mean son-of-a-bitch. Reading all the shit he has been accused of is like reading a McDonald’s menu. Child rape, aggravated robbery, theft, assault, murder, hell, he even thinks he is Jesus and can fly. Well why the hell isn’t this asshole in prison and not out shooting up coffee shops? Easy answer.  His 95-year prison sentence was commuted in 2000 by then-Arkansas Gov.…

Robert McCray Is Livin’ The Thug Life

November 28, 2009 at 11:04 am by  

Dade City, FL – Not much to this one, but the whole damn story leaves me saying, “What the…? Why the…? Ummm, huh?” Robert McCray was in a stinky situation – he owed his crack dealer about $40, but was a little short on funds. What’s a crackhead to do? Well, this crackhead decided to go the easy route and just help himself to some extremely discounted merchandise (we’re talking a discount of the five-finger type, here) at a Dade City CVS on Thursday afternoon. It’s not the actual theft that makes me scratch my head in confusion – it’s the looted merchandise McCray tried to get out of the store with. Antiperspirant. A lot of antiperspirant. Over $80 worth. McCray allegedly stuffed 19 packages of underarm deodorant into his jacket and tried to beat feet out of the store. He didn’t get far – a couple of CVS employees caught up with him at the door and held him until police arrived. And judging by that lovely shiner, it looks like they held him real good.…

Indianapolis, IN – Speaking of tools, here’s another one. Donald Crawford made a complete ass of himself early Tuesday morning when he was forced to call 911 because he was so shit-faced he couldn’t find his fully loaded 18-wheeler. Stupid, yes – but, that’s not what earned him a spot here on the Dreamin’ Demon. No – he rightfully earned his spot because he left his 5-year-old son alone in said semi, in a high-crime area with the doors unlocked and keys in the ignition, so he could sneak away for a drink and a few lap dances. And, the asshat was booted from the strip club because he didn’t pay for those lap dances. Ahhhh – you gotta love the smell of fail first thing in the morning. Surveillance video shows Crawford walking into the Sassy Kats strip club and getting a drink before heading to the back of the club where he received three private lap dances. About 24 minutes later, he was escorted out by a bouncer.…

Michael Monahan Is A Tool

November 28, 2009 at 8:22 am by  

Fall River, MA – On Tuesday afternoon, an employee at a sailing shop glanced out the window and noticed a guy parked outside, the trunk of his ’98 Grand Am open, with two small kids in the trunk and “he’s changing their clothes.” The witness told police he thought it was “kind of odd” that the children were naked and being changed in the trunk of a vehicle on such a wet, drizzly, day. A short time later the man, 35-year-old Michael Monahan, walked into the store –  sans kiddos. When the witness asked him where the kids were, Monahan told him that he had left the kids in the car. The witness walked outside to take a peek inside the car windows, but didn’t see the kids. After the witness repeatedly questioned Monahan about the kids whereabouts, Monahan produced a set of keys, opened up the trunk, and voilá! There they were! One of the tots, age 3, was asleep and the other one, age 6, was crying.…

County Durham – A man using a new drug hallucinated for 18 hours and ended up removing his own balls because he believed centipedes were crawling over his body and biting him. The drug is called Mephedrone and is sold legally on the internet as plant fertilizer. Its chemical formula is one molecule different to Ecstasy and known as drone, bubble, meow meow or legal high. In Sweden an 18-year-old died from taking the drug and it has now been banned there, Israel, Norway and Finland. Police say the drug is highly addictive and can lead to severe nose bleeds, nose burns, hallucinations, circulation problems, rashes, anxiety and paranoia, fits, delusions and heart attacks. You know, I thought I was an idiot for snorting horse tranquilizer – I cannot wait to see what I think of myself after I take some of this shit.…