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In The Mean Time...

BELLEVUE, Neb. – Some neighborhood kids learned a valuable lesson the other day while playing around with some gasoline when one of them went up in flames. A group of kids ranging from 6 to 14-years-old were in a backyard playing with some gasoline, using it to set action figures on fire and other stupid shit kids do with gas. But things got REAL stupid when a 14-year-old decided put some gas in a tin cup and set it on fire. The container became to hot for him to hold so he throw the glass, accidentally dumping the fiery contents onto 8-year-old Brett Olsen. Brett had enough common sense to drop and roll to extinguish the flames, but the damage had been done. He suffered second-degree burns to his back, a side and one leg. His 7-year-old brother suffered first-degree burns to his hands while trying to put his brother out. You can see by the following video that Brett has a painful recovery ahead, but overall he is very lucky.…

Provo, Utah- Like a lot of asshat stalkers, a Brigham Young University student named Stetson Hallam has difficulty understanding rejection. I usually find this is because their penises are even smaller than their brains, so it doesn’t matter which of those tiny particles they are using to think with each day because neither one has the ability to function properly. Case in point, 20-year old Stetson Hallam. Hallam was the home teacher to a 19-year old woman in their Mormon church ward and the two also lived in the same apartment complex south of the University. Hallam tried to pursue this woman romantically, but she was not interested and even felt “creeped out” from his persistence. When Hallam began calling the woman repeatedly telling her he had a gift for her, she told him she could not meet with him unless she had a roommate present. Around 3 p.m. on April 6, Hallam contacted the woman again and asked to meet with her to give her a gift. The woman told Hallam she had to work until 9:30 p.m.…

Dallas, Texas – Okay, so minors aren’t allowed in strip clubs. But is the proper place for them locked in an illegally parked vehicle outside the strip club? Apparently, dad of the year, Michael Galloway thinks so. 36-year-old Galloway wanted to hang out at the titty bar for a while and didn’t want to expose his children to it, so he allegedly left his 9 month old and 3 year old in the car. The car was parked illegally and a tow truck was preparing to tow it away when the driver saw the 3 year old waving to him from the back seat of the car. The doors were locked and the windows were up. Galloway claimed to have been in the bar for only 20 minutes (like that makes it okay). Witnesses at the bar, however, had seen him drinking for more than an hour and a half. Then Galloway claimed to be there checking on his wife who supposedly worked there. Nope – she’s at home waiting for her kids and husband to get home.…

New Port Richey, FL – Thomas Carter Jr. didn’t get to enjoy life much – just seven days after he was brought into the world, he was mauled to death by Sidon – his mommy and daddy’s “lovable” 45-pound pit bull mix. As Thomas lay sleeping next to his mother, 16-year-old Nicole Koezeno, Sidon attacked – leaving more than 50 claw and puncture wounds on the baby’s back and chest. Nicole had no idea that her baby was more or less being eaten as she napped. In fact, she had no idea until someone knocked on her bedroom door at about 11:45 Wednesday morning. Nicole reportedly got up to answer the door, turned around, took one look at her bitten and bloodied infant and started screaming, “My baby! My baby! My dog bit my baby. He’s bleeding.” Jackie Welch, a neighbor who had stayed at the home overnight, claims to have heard nothing from the bedroom where Nicole, Thomas and Sidon slept. “The dog didn’t make a noise or nothing – no growling, no barking, no nothing,” she said.…

ROCKWALL, Texas – I know, I know…in the grand scheme of things this story pales in comparison to some of the horrific events we post about every day. But still, it’s kinda funny to me. Last October, fishermen were competing in the 2009 Bud Light Trail Boss Big Bass Tournament on Lake Ray Hubbard. The prize for catching the biggest bass? A $55,000 bass boat and the right to swagger into any local bait and tackle shop. But one contestant, Robby Rose, decided to edge out the competition – not with special bait or a secret spot – but with a one-pound lead weight. Stuffing the lump of lead in the belly of the fish, Rose turned in his catch. But his diabolical scheme was foiled while he was in the polygraph area. It was then that officials noticed that the fish Rose had turned in had sunk to the bottom of the tank.…

Rock Hill, SC – Huh…well here’s something you don’t hear every day. The pissed off looking dude you see to the left has been accused of hitting a man in the face with a snake. Yes, a snake. And not just one of those wimpy little garter snakes either – we’re talking about a python between 4 and 6 feet long. The man who claims he was assaulted with the snake, 47-year-old Jeffrey Culp, says the he has been staying in a room at the Executive Inn and had been in contact with the snake’s owner on at least one other occasion. He says he witnessed the man, 29-year-old Tony Smith, walking around with the python draped across his shoulders. “He was out there running up and down the sidewalk with it,” Culp said. “I told him I don’t do snakes. I’m deathly afraid of them.” Later that evening, Culp, having grown frustrated with the loud music coming from Smith’s room, asked the man to please turn it down – he had to get up and work the next day.…

Westminster, MD – Ryan Gifford hosted a sleep-over at his apartment over the weekend – his guests were his girlfriend and her 21-month-old daughter. At about 10:30 p.m., the toddler’s mother put her to sleep in Ryan’s bed and the couple left the home to walk and get alcohol. Ryan reportedly drank about a half-gallon of white wine before the couple drifted off to sleep. According to the mother, she awoke early Sunday morning and realized the baby was gone. She soon found Ryan and the child locked in the bathroom with the shower running. After much screaming and banging on the door, Ryan let the woman in. She told officers both Ryan and the child were naked. The baby wasn’t just naked, she was bruised and bloodied. Ryan told the woman the baby had blood on her ears, so he decided to give her a shower. He explained the bruises, cuts, blood and swelling on her body as injuries the fussy toddler received when she had fallen down. …

Monkey See, Monkey Do?

April 14, 2010 at 6:43 am by  

Kennesaw, GA – Some of you may recall a write-up I did some time ago featuring a skeevy perv who was caught masturbating over an infant at a Barnes and Noble store in Georgia. Wouldn’t it be weird if there was another dirty old man who liked to palpitate his peener in the presence of children at Barnes and Noble? Oh, I know – let’s add to the weirdness factor a bit – let’s say the copy-cat wanker also has his roots planted in Georgia. Wouldn’t that just be friggin’ bizarre? I’d have to wonder what the hell was in the water out there. Here at the Dreamin’ Demon, we know that truth is usually stranger than fiction. Case in point: 60-year-old Gary Wayne Garvin. According to police, numerous witnesses reported seeing Garvin sitting in the children’s section of the bookstore, wanking his wee willy in the presence of several young girls. When the alleged ding-dong diddler left the store, those same witnesses jotted down the make, model and tag number of the perv’s car.…

Spring Hill, FL – My teen-aged male kidlet is a die-hard gamer. I have, on more than a couple of occasions, had to pry his X-Box controller out of his hands in order for him to eat, sleep, bathe, etc. If I were to ground said child from said system, I would have to sleep with one eye open for the duration. And for good reason. According to authorities, 15-year-old Jarrod Blake threatened to get all stabby on his step-father after he was grounded from his PlayStation 3 due to “poor grades and poor behavior.” Blake’s stepfather told deputies the kid had stayed up all night with his PlayStation, and at 6:00 Sunday morning, he was ordered to go to bed. Later that same day, the step-father told Blake to mow the lawn. When he stepped outside to check up on the kid’s progress, Blake allegedly pulled a large pocket knife out of his pocket and tried to stab him. Step-dad pinned the ungrateful brat Blake to a chain link fence and attempted to disarm him – in the process, both received minor puncture wounds from the fence.…

Granite Falls, WA – In July of last year, I did a fantastical write-up on Deborah Parker – a woman who killed her lover the “Dirty Cowboy” way. For those of you unfamiliar with the term, I’m just as lost as you. Parker explained to authorities that the Dirty Cowboy had something to do with utilizing a loaded gun while commencing in foreplay. I didn’t Google the term back then and I ain’t about to do it now – that is just way too much sexy for me. Anyway, if you had told me back then that I would come across yet another story in which a person was killed in a similar manner, I would’ve punched you in your throat and kicked you in the shin. Then I would’ve pointed, laughed and called you names. But in the end, I’d have looked like the fool, because wouldn’t you know it, we have a similar shooting. Well, kinda. Modesto Cruz Mejia, 25, is under investigation for shooting his girlfriend with the gun they had utilized in their pre-nookie funtime after the nookie had commenced.…

DUMONT, N.J. – When 54-year-old Debra Shanley did not show up to meet with the local Harley Owners Group (H.O.G.) for a Sunday morning ride, friends became worried. When she did not respond to phone calls or text messages, they called police. They had reasons to be concerned as she had told them that she wanted out of her 35-year marriage to 58-year-old Peter Shanley and he was not too pleased with that or her new interests. Debra, Dumont Board of Education member and Bergenfield High School teacher, had recently fulfilled a lifelong dream in the form of a a Harley-Davidson Fat Boy. Peter did not share Debra’s dream and destroyed the motorcycle with a power saw two weeks ago. When police arrived at the couple’s home on Sunday they found Peter Shanley conscious and on a bedroom floor with a laceration to the neck and a broken ankle. Debra was laying dead on the floor of another bedroom. She had been bludgeoned and stabbed to death. Pete was taken to Hackensack University Medical Center and later charged with murder.…

EDGEWATER, N.J. – In what police are describing a copycat crime, a 14-year-old girl has been charged with the using a Whole Foods public intercom system to instruct all blacks leave the store. This is identical to last month’s actions of another NJ teen who used a Walmart intercom to twice ask all blacks leave the store. That 16-year-old, like this girl, was charged with intimidation and harassment for his prank. After the girl made the announcement, the Whole Foods manager immediately had employees call police while keeping an eye on her. Police arrived quickly and placed her in custody. She and the 14-year-old boy she was with were released to their parents. Look, I’m not condoning what they did or saying that they should not be punished in some fashion…but isn’t intimidation and harassment going a bit overboard? Let me know what you think.…

Anna Lopez Accused Of Beating Her Baby

April 13, 2010 at 9:34 am by  

Homestead, FL- Shortly after midnight on Monday, deputies responded to a 911 call from Kayla Burges who said her neighbor was beating a baby on the sidewalk. When officers arrived, they found Anna Lopez, 23, extremely intoxicated and holding her 7-month old son Juan. Burges told the officers she was in the house and heard a baby crying for approximately an hour and thirty minutes. Burges said when she went outside and saw Lopez hitting the child repeatedly in the head, she immediately went back inside and called police.“I seen her hitting on the baby, like she slapped the baby five times,” said Burges. Lopez’s brother said his sister had been out drinking with a friend and before he knew it she was hitting her son. When the officers tried to arrest Lopez, she became belligerent. Burges said, “She told the police, ‘This is my baby, you don’t tell me what to do with my baby,’ and she hit the baby again when the police was here, and that’s when the police grabbed the baby from her and put her in the car.”

Some of you may not remember 21-year-old Abbey Toll. I posted a short blurb about her back in April ’09. She was accused of taping a small dog to a refrigerator after getting into an argument with her boyfriend after he did not get rid of the dog – a Shiba Inu named Rex. She was charged with felony animal cruelty and the boyfriend was charged with a lesser charge and received a one-year deferred sentence. In December, Abby entered a plea that said she suffered from an impaired mental condition as a result of domestic violence – but a court ordered mental eval proved that to be bullshit. So on Monday, her trial began. Things aren’t looking to good for Abby, starting with animal lovers standing outside holding up signs. If found guilty, this hot red-head is looking at up to 18-months in prison and I’ll be looking at 15 minutes of lesbian inmate spank material.…

Palm Bay, FL – Here we go again. Different verse, but still so fucking similar to the first. Last Wednesday night, Whitney Flowers went to work and left her 2-year old son, Aaden Batista, in the care of her piece-of-shit boyfriend Jason Padgett. When Flowers returned home about 11:30 p.m. and found Aaden unresponsive, she took him to a local hospital. From there, Aaden was transported to Arnold Palmer Hospital for Children in Orlando, where he died Thursday afternoon. When questioned by detectives, Padgett allegedly said he bathed the boy before putting him to bed that night, and the child fell off the toilet and hit his head on the floor. But an autopsy determined that Aaden Batista suffered a number of brain hemorrhages stemming from either blunt-force trauma or being severely shaken. In addition to his injuries, there was also evidence of possible sexual abuse. Witnesses told detectives they saw Padgett punch the boy in the face and head, among other physical abuses, during the past three weeks. (And the pussies never said a word until now?!)…

Two Teen Girls Found Murdered in Burning Home

April 12, 2010 at 10:00 am by  

BAYTOWN, Texas – Not a lot of information being released on this one, but firefighters responding to a Sunday house fire found the bodies of two teen girls inside. Police say Chelsy Lang and her cousin, Ashley Johnson, were murdered and the fire set intentionally –  an obvious attempt to cover up the crime. Police say that there was a sign of a struggle in a separate room from where the bodies were located. Lang lived at the home with her mother and her brother; reports are not stating if either of them was at home at the time of the fire. The cause of death has not been released, but if you watch this video, they state that some evidence may have been found outside of the home. That evidence turned out to be a bloody bat and a gas can. If you are a hetero male, you will be pleased to know the video also has a bit of Daniella Guzman. Anyone with information about this crime is asked to call Baytown Crime Stoppers at 281-427-TIPS.…

Nadia Bloom Still Missing

April 12, 2010 at 9:05 am by  

WINTER SPRINGS, Fla. – I didn’t post this story about 11-year-old Nadia Bloom, an autistic girl that went missing last Friday, because at the time it seemed as if she had simply wandered off into some woods. It didn’t seem as if any foul play was involved, and I figured she would be found fairly quickly. But that was three days ago and this girl is reportedly lost in is 3,000 acres populated with waist-high mud, ponds, and alligators. Acting on info from Nadia’s sister, police believe she went into the woods after reading or writing a story on wilderness exploration. Investigators have also began a criminal investigation and have paid a visit to all sex offenders in the area. To add insult to injury, Cindy and George Anthony showed up at the gated community Bloom’s family resides to get on the news lend their support. Thankfully, going by some comments left by neighbors, they were asked to leave. Can’t blame ’em. If my kid went missing in some woods, I’d rather have vultures circling the area than have the Anthonys show up.…

Murrieta, CA – For the past year, 33-year-old Daniel Williamson has been way too touchy-feely with his wife’s six younger sisters. The girls, who range in age between 8 and 16, and are sisters or half-sisters to each other. (Off topic, but damn! Could you imagine parenting 7 girls?! Just trying to raise three has got me with one foot in the grave! Daniel must have thought he hit pay dirt when he married into that family). His pervy games were brought to a halt on Easter after he groped his 16-year-old sis-in-law. When she told her sisters about the incident, she learned that they, too, had been assaulted by Daniel. In separate interviews with investigators, each girl had a story to tell. They had all been groped, over and under their clothing. Daniel repeatedly grabbed their breasts and butts. One girl had been fondled under the dinner table while the family said grace. And it only gets worse – one of the kiddos claims Daniel performed oral sex on her and raped her.…