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In The Mean Time...

Morgan Adams’ Ex Was Rotting in The Spa

July 13, 2009 at 8:53 am by  

Scottsdale, Arizona This whole investigation started at the end of May. Temperatures in Scottsdale, Arizona, on the average were around 93 degrees which was getting nice and warm. With all that heat comes the need to keep your plants and yard watered. Along with that watering comes maintenance, mowing, trimming…and if you don’t have time, it’s vogue to hire a landscaper. You know, cultivating beauty. And as many times as we’ve all enjoyed the *ahem* aesthetics on this page as well as the cries for brain bleach and a good eyeball cleansing, I doubt battery acid could help the poor landscaping dude that walked up on the Arizona man who had been dead in his hot tub for at least three days.…

Kenneth McCurley Flambéed His Girlfriend

July 13, 2009 at 12:07 am by  

Tulsa, OKJust like the old saying, “play with  fire and you’re bound to get burned,” 33-year old Nicole Partridge learned a horrific lesson on just how bad being involved with meth can be. Around 2 p.m. this last Friday, police received a 911 call from Partridge after a domestic dispute with her 23-year old boyfriend, Kenneth McCurley. They found Partridge outside a residence critically burned, from the neck down. Partridge told firefighters who responded to the scene that after dousing her with gasoline, McCurley threw a cigarette on her to ignite a fire. Police initially believed McCurley had barricaded himself inside the home after Patridge told them that McCurley was inside cooking meth, but they did not find him.…

TUALATIN, Oregon – On June 24, Tualatin police received an anonymous tip stating that a woman, Olivia Bunn, 20, had recently enlisted the help of three men to rough up her ex-boyfriend, the father of her 2-month-old son. Michael Asberry, 20; Jeffrey Dahlke, 20; and Sampson Johnson, 21, were supposed to break into his home and give him a good, old-fashioned beat down, along with another female. Authorities did not give specifics on Olivia’s motive, aside from it being revenge for something. But people close to the case said Olivia hired the three men because she was angry with her baby’s daddy and his new girlfriend.…

Samuel Kroening Is A Mean Drunk

July 12, 2009 at 6:07 am by  

Sheboygan, WI — Saturday nights at the Kroening/Morgan household sound like a real hoot! Pills get popped, copious amounts of alcohol get consumed, cigarette butts get collected, tempers get flared, and little-bitty baby bones get broken. What more could you ask for in entertainment? In the wee morning hours of June 28, Samantha Morgan, 18, appeared in the emergency room with her 10-month-old daughter — the child was suffering from two broken ankles and first- and second-degree burns to her head, shoulder, chest, and back. Samantha initially gave the old ‘oopsie I fell on the baby’ spiel as an excuse for the injuries. Possibly sensing that the bullshit story wasn’t going to wash, Samantha later called back and recanted. Her second version was a bit more realistic. …

Wythe County, VA – After a long and boring day in the town of Taylorsville, North Carolina, Jerry Wayne and his lovely wife Lisa Church Damron must have looked at each other, smiled that sheepish grin, and immediately knew what they needed to do. Things like that happen when you’ve been with someone for a while, you just know what the other is thinking by the look in their eyes. It’s like a light bulb burns out in someone’s brain and the only other one to notice is the significant other who hears the “pop” and smells the faint burning. I was touched to read this story of the closeness of Jerry and Lisa – who decided to take to the highway because their 7 children were gone and they had nothing better to do. There were only a couple of things they needed for their journey, some liquor and that gal they just shot.…

Deborah Parker Likes To Bang

July 11, 2009 at 8:10 am by  

Houston, TX – Ahhh, foreplay…it’s great, ain’t it? It’s that block of time during the first commercial that you devote to each other before movin’ on to the horizontal bop during the second. The touching, the kissing, the nibbling, the teasing. The handcuffs, berries, and whipped cream…the role-playing, mayo, and bologna. Sparks and bullets are flying. Wait…what? Bullets? What the hell kind of foreplay is that? According to Deborah Parker, it’s called the ‘dirty cowboy.’ Now, I try to stay current with all the new fads, but this one must have escaped me somehow and I ain’t about to Google it. Whatever it is, Deborah must be pretty damn good at it…so good, her partner died before the boppin’ could commence. I guess if it’s your time to go, during foreplay would be a good time to exit, right?…

Patricia Becht’s Fatal Family Plans

July 11, 2009 at 2:59 am by  

St. Paul, Minnesota Unless you live under a rock with no television, radio, get no newspapers, etc. you’ve heard about the “King of Pop’s” timely demise. (oops, damn typos) The media’s coverage of crying/fainting hoards of people flocking to and fro to get a glimpse of the glitterati browsing for the appropriate clothing to wear, or perhaps the brothers shopping for one white sequined glove to carry his final chariot, has been enough to make me want to break my TV. The talk of a memorial service at the Neverland Ranch brought that 4 syllable location back into the forefront and young children asking their parents, “What’s Neverland?” And if any parents were like Patricia Becht, they tried to give a sense of peace while plotting the murder of their children at that very location.…

Damascus, OR– For the last year, Jeff and Traci suspected someone was lurking outside their home and peeping into the windows at night because they’ve seen footprints in their flower beds. Traci said she knew someone was coming around because she would rake the dirt and look for tracks the following day. Traci had spent many sleepless nights looking out for the peeping-tom, but never saw anyone until 2 a.m. Thursday morning when she got a feeling that someone was out in front of her 14-year old daughter’s window. Traci’s gut feeling was correct and she called 911 when she seen a man wearing a dark hooded sweatshirt looking into her daughter’s window.…

Salt Lake City, UT – What on earth would possess a couple of grown ass men to knock the crap out of their elderly grandmother? A grandmother, who I’m sure, is supporting their loser asses? A couple of thug wannabe’s, the Hansen brothers, that’s who. Here we have Michael, 20, and Christopher, 22 — both live with their grandma and both are accused of not only beating up their grandmother, but pissing on her afterward. Really guys, what the fuck? It takes two of you to take down one 66-year-old lady? And, while she’s in the shower, no less. Authorities believe the whole thing started when Christopher forced his way into the bathroom… …

Tyler Goss: Death By Binky

July 10, 2009 at 5:18 am by  

St. John, MO – If ever there were a perfect tool for parenting, it’s the pacifier. On one hand, I can’t tell you how many hours of much needed sleep I can attribute to the beloved binky…with a couple of my own children, and later, my grandson. On the other hand, binkies can be a real pain in the ass – especially if the kid really doesn’t want to be corked. My son, who never was a fan of the pacifier, was a world class binky spitter…he could pop that thing out of his mouth and across the room in the blink of an eye, without a break in the screaming. I did what many parents do, let him scream until he wore himself out or walk the floor with him until he fell asleep. It never crossed my mind to tie a blanket around his little face to keep that cork in his mouth. Authorities believe that is exactly what Stacey Johnson did to her 2-month-old son, Tyler. …

Disney’s Trouble Is Robert Double

July 10, 2009 at 2:00 am by  

Orlando, FlI have never been to Disney World, but I’ve heard that it’s a pretty awesome place to visit. One of Disney’s many attractions is the Typhoon Lagoon Water Park which consists of fast water-slides, a Surf Pool where swimmers can catch 6-foot waves and a Shark Reef where people can swim and snorkel with real sharks. With all the money I am earning from this site, I should be able to visit Disney World in about…well, let’s just say I’d earn the money a lot faster if I start collecting every penny I see in a parking lot for the next 40 years. Robert Double, 52, is a lucky bastard from Farmington, New York who got to visit Disney World recently. But instead of snorkeling with the sharks, he decided it would be more fun to become one in the Typhoon Lagoon.…

Treasure Island, Florida A place where those promoting tourism promise you a “quiet, laid back” atmosphere and the white sand beaches stretched along the Gulf Coast are truly lovely. There’s never a shortage of entertainment as bars and eateries along these resort towns are generally bustling with activities and live bands. One can find about anything they need in communities such as these. Tattoo parlors, surf and swimwear, souvenir shops on top of each other. Everything you need but sex toys. Last year in Southern Alabama, owners of these sex-toy stores were throwing a fit because their establishments were being shut down left and right. The store owners were adamant about the the health value of their products and were finding clever ways to justify their existence. As much as I realize customer testimonials are a huge part of promotion and advertisement, somehow I doubt they’ll be looking to Kimberly Calvert and her pink companion.…

Chelsea Steele Is An Idiot

July 9, 2009 at 12:04 pm by  

amwshvMARIETTA, GA – We’ve been tough on pretty white girls this week, and I almost passed up this story when I first heard about it. Then I saw her name, and more details of what she did – being easily amused, I decided to go ahead and throw her on the FP.

Chelsea Steele is a 17-year-old cheerleader at Sprayberry High School. Last Friday, she and three friends stole $147 from some kids, one of which was in a wheelchair, who were selling T-shirts and hats at a neighborhood pool. After feigning interest in the items and making small talk, Chelsea snagged the money, hopped in a car and sped off.

Joe Green’s two daughters, aged 9 and 11, are the ones that were running the fundraiser. They were selling the items for extra summer funds and to help out his company, JAG Designs, which has experienced recent financial problems.

It is alleged that Chelsea walked up to the table where the merchandise was being sold and even commented that what the kids were doing was “sweet” when told why they were there.…

Kelly Porter’s Kids Hit The Road

July 9, 2009 at 10:14 am by  

Bullitt County, KY – They packed everything they thought they would need – their birth certificates, a light bulb, a GPS tracking device, hammer, screwdriver, clothes, and a few toys. The children, ages 6 and 10, then hit the road. They made it nearly a quarter mile away from home before a good samaritan picked them up. What were they running from? Their mother’s boyfriend, William Morris. Earlier that day, during a game of hide-n-seek, they got a little rambunctious and loud…Morris got pissed. Pictures taken by officers show exactly how pissed off Morris was. The 6-year-old girl was sportin’ bruises on her leg and a nasty welt on her arm and her 10-year-old brother had a belt mark across his back. …

Ricky Lee Blackwell Is A Monster

July 9, 2009 at 9:00 am by  

CHESNEE, S.C. – I heard this one on the news this morning, and what Ricky Lee Blackwell, 49, did just absolutely sickens me in just how cold-blooded it was. On Wednesday, Ricky’s estranged wife went to their adult daughter’s trailer to swim. She brought her current boyfriend’s daughter, 8-year-old Heather Center, along with her. At some point Ricky, who lives next door, arrived at the residence. No reports on what kind of exchange happened between Ricky and his estranged wife, but Ricky grabbed Heather in a headlock, and shot her once in the head. He then shot her a few more times as she fell to the ground.…

Mohammad Kattan Has Perverted Urges

July 9, 2009 at 7:34 am by  

Vacaville, CA – He watched her from the shadow of an alley – entranced by her swinging hair. The fact that she was playing with another child didn’t bother him in the least. He saw something he wanted and he was determined to get it. He approached the little girl and said, “I’ve got a surprise for you. Close your eyes.” He then grabbed the 6-year-old girl and pulled her behind a dumpster in the alley, just feet away from her own home. He held on to her and began to masturbate. The child cried out to her friend, Caitlin. Her friend, perhaps sensing something was wrong, made up a little story. She told her friend that she would be right over, just as soon as she picked up their jump ropes. Instead, she ran for help. Meanwhile, Kattan continued to molest the little girl. …

Patterson, NJ – “Palo Mayombe” is a form of black magic that’s viewed as the queen mother of everything evil. It’s origin is set back in the 15th Century in the Congo Basin of Central Africa. It appears as though Palo Mayombe is based on two pillars:  The veneration of the spirits of ancestors and the belief in natural powers (Nature). Through all the research I did, I really couldn’t find anything that would make me fear this “religion” and a few things I ran across just seemed downright funny – like them selling “Do It Yourself spell kits” for $50 over the Internet. I know gambling is a problem for some, but a spell kit for it? So yeah, I found nothing really “black magic’ish” that would make me raise my eyebrows…except for these three people’s interpretation of the “religion” and the ritual they performed on this 7 year-old girl. …

David Niedzielski Is Despicable

July 9, 2009 at 5:41 am by  

Minneapolis, MN – Chuck Lindemans hadn’t been seen for weeks and there was a weird smell coming from his home. A concerned neighbor, David Niedzielski, decided that maybe it was time to check up on the guy. He knocked on Chuck’s door and when no one answered, he kicked the door in. Upon entering the home, he noticed that poor Mr. Chuck was dead. Mortified, David immediately called 911 to report his discovery. Oh, wait a sec, this is the Dreamin’ Demon! He didn’t call 911 – since poor Mr. Chuck was laying around all dead and stuff, David decided to take advantage of the situation and relieve the dead guy of some of his worldly belongings. I mean, hell, you can’t take it with ya, right?…