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Michael Wondra Likes To Spoon

January 8, 2010 at 6:17 am by  

Roberts, WI – Another story with very little information but a whole lot of OMGWTF!?!? Meet Michael Wondra. (Myspace) The 25-year-old is looking at animal cruelty charges after police accused him of sticking a plastic spoon into a dog’s ass. On January 1, a neighbor became concerned after hearing the distressed dog continually yelping for a good hour or two. The neighbor went to check on the animal and found a plastic spoon sticking out of the dog’s behind. When officers arrived, they recovered an 8″ plastic spoon covered in blood and fecal matter. The dog, a 9-month-old Golden Lab, had a punctured intestine and needed to be euthanized due to the extent of it’s injuries. Michael, a resident of the home where the dog was found, was arrested on suspicion of intentional mistreatment of animals. At this time, it is not clear if Michael was the dog’s human.…

Dallas, TX – At the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve, Kerri Lyn Smith’s boyfriend leaned in for a kiss. Little did the poor fucker know, he, at some point, did something to piss her the hell off. What he did/said/thought is unknown. And when he committed the atrocious offense, whether it be real or Kerri’s imagination, is also unknown. She showed him her displeasure by biting his lip off and spitting it out. She bit his bottom lip right the hell off his face. He was able to push her crazy ass away and summon help via 911. (Would you consider me twisted if I told you that I would love to hear the actual 911 recording? I’m running it through my head right now, and yes, it sounds kinda funny). Police say they aren’t sure why Smith was so pissed, but when they arrived at the home, they found the boyfriend’s lip laying on the floor. I don’t know, but I’m thinking alcohol may have played a role in the whole bloody incident.…

Timothy Victoria Multi-Tasks

January 8, 2010 at 3:57 am by  

Houston, TX – Not much info on this one yet, but on January 4th, officers were dispatched to a home on a report of a triple stabbing. At the scene, a 27-year-old woman was found stabbed to death, her 4-year-old daughter was critically wounded, and 29-year-old Timothy Victoria (Myspace) was found to be suffering from a small stab wound to the stomach. When the child was taken to the hospital, it was discovered that not only had she been stabbed, she’d been sexually assaulted. Though seriously injured, the child was able to shed some light on the incident. According to detectives, the woman was stabbed to death by Timothy, her boyfriend, after she walked in and caught him sexually assaulting her daughter. Timothy initially claimed to be a victim, but investigators believe his minor stab wound was self inflicted. He is now being charged with capital murder. The little girl is hospitalized in critical condition, but is expected to survive.…

Kenosha, WI- On Saturday, officers in Wisconsin were alarmed to discover what they are calling one of the most disturbing abuse cases they had ever encountered. Inside a residence in Kenosha, police found a 2 1/2 year old child strapped in a car seat in a small, dark room. His face was covered, his diaper loaded, and his hair infested with lice. But that was not the worst of it. In the dining room of the home, a 38-year old woman was found lying on the floor covered in urine and feces with her left ankle was chained to a weight bench. The frail woman appeared to weigh no more than 70 pounds and, after the chain was cut, she could not straighten her legs, stand or walk. What kind of monsters would do something so cruel and callous? Sally Adams, 56, and her son, Ernest Claiborne, 34. Sally, the mother of the chained woman and grandmother to the neglected child, at first told police she did not know who had chained her daughter up.…

Richard Bolinger Was Obsessed

January 7, 2010 at 12:10 pm by  

Daytona Beach, FL – Richard Bolinger, 55, had a crush. She caught his eye back in August when she entered the convenience store where he had been hired to perform odd jobs. He wanted to build a relationship with her and began to shower her with sweet little gifts and sugary treats. Months passed. The crush soon turned into an obsession – he started showing up at her home with more gifts and Hannah Montana CD’s. Wait….what? Hannah Montana? Oh yeah, did I forget to mention the object of his affection is three? When crazy man started showing up at the homeless shelter where she and her parents were staying, her parents got a little freaked out. No longer did they visit the convenience store where Richard worked. As a matter of fact, they rearranged their entire daily schedule to avoid running into him. Undaunted, Richard continued with his creepy tactics, even going as far as riding past the shelter on his scooter 3-4 times a day. When the child’s father demanded that he stay away from the girl, Richard rearranged his schedule and rode past only after daddy went to work.…

Danish Minhas Loved His Mom To Death

January 7, 2010 at 11:19 am by  

Houston, TX – When 43-year-old Tabassum Khan was found stabbed to death in the early morning hours on November 25th, authorities suspected her 17-year-old son, Danish Minhas, may have had something to do with it – at the time, though, they just couldn’t prove it. Danish, who discovered the body, told investigators he’d spent the entire night away from home and discovered his mother’s body when he returned home that morning. Which was weird, because Khan ran a tight ship and was rather strict with her son when it came to curfew. Six weeks after Khan’s death, one of Danish’s friends was busted for selling drugs on school grounds, and oddly enough, his fingerprints matched those found in Khan’s home. Police hauled in 18-year-old Nur Mohamed for questioning. It was then revealed that Danish had placed a $4,000 bounty on his mother’s head and Nur took the bait – he confessed to stabbing Khan nearly 50 times while Danish stood as look-out. …

Wayne Jones Sucks At Story-Telling

January 7, 2010 at 9:14 am by  

Houston, DE – After his girlfriend’s two teens were brutally attacked, Wayne Jones tried to convince the cops he and the children had been jumped. His version of the story went a little something like this – at around midnight last Friday evening, Wayne decided to take the kids, a 13-year-old boy and 16-year-old girl, out for ice cream. But first he had to stop at his parents’ home and borrow some money. While there, he noticed the front door of a vacant house next door was open and he decided to investigate. It was then, he said, that he was attacked by a couple of unknown suspects. When the kids entered the home looking for him, they, too, were attacked. The unknown suspects fled the vacant home after beating the shit out of everyone, Wayne put the kids in the car and drove around for an hour looking for help. Hmmm…even if I didn’t know the outcome of this story, I’d still think that story had a strong odor of bullshit surrounding it.…

New York’s Latest Guidebook

January 7, 2010 at 8:07 am by  

New York – Now, if you happen to be a homeless, drug-addicted scourge on the streets of New York, your luck just improved!!!  New York City’s Department of Health and Mental Hygiene has spent $32,000 of taxpayers’ money to produce a how-to guide for shooting heroin!  Yes, you heard right.  70,000 copies of this handy little 16-page guide featuring comic illustrations have been published to help you along.  The guide teaches you how to prepare your drugs, how to care for your veins so they don’t get infected, prepare your veins for injection (jump up and down to warm your body and see the veins), and other nifty little nuggets needed for the shooting up of various intravenous drugs.  Oh, and if you miss the vein the first time, the pamphlet suggests that you keep on trying until you get it right! Wow, way to care for your citizens, Big Apple.  Thanks. …

Two Teen Girls Accused Of Robbing Bank

January 7, 2010 at 7:39 am by  

Symmes Twp., OH – According to authorities, the two young girls entered the First National Bank Tuesday afternoon, handed the teller a note demanding money, and walked out of the bank with their loot. Though the girls did not appear to be armed, they did threaten to harm employees if their demand for green wasn’t met. And a grown ass adult handed over an undisclosed amount of cash. Ummm…what the fuck? The girls didn’t enter the bank with guns a-blazin’, didn’t imply they were gonna blow the place up, didn’t even walk in with the whole ‘finger in my pocket but I’ll let you think it’s a gun’ trick. As a matter of fact, it looks like one of them is talking on a cell phone. Unbelievable. I think a quick punch to the throat would’a fixed the little shits. The older girl, believed to be between the ages of 14 and 16, is described as black, heavyset, and about 5’4″ – she was wearing a dark knit cap, dark hoodie, and blue jeans.…

Port-A-Potty Peeper Loses Appeal

January 7, 2010 at 2:51 am by  

Middletown, OH – Now I haven’t been to a county fair for a while, but I believe I could find more exciting things to do than watching people shit. Apparently, not so for 20-year-old Coty Heltsley. In July 2008, Coty crept into portable toilets to spy on people pooping in the adjoining potties through the ventilation shafts. Coty has admitted to damaging the ventilation screens in the potties as well as pumping his pickle to the performance he spied. But he was also upset that HIS rights to privacy had been violated by police when they set up a stakeout on the portable toilets while investigating complaints of a Peeping Tom. Coty’s lawyers also added that woman who identified Coty couldn’t have possibly recognized him through that little ventilation shaft. Ah, but the witness pointed out Coty without hesitation, recognizing his face, eyes, round cheeks, and hair color – even in that little space. Poor Coty. The Ohio 12th District Court of Appeals in Middletown ruled that Coty’s rights were not violated and he’s just a skanky porta-potty perv.…

Vero Beach, FL – The repugnant little bastid you see to the left is 20-year-old Garrett Andrew Douglas. He is gracing the pages of the Dreamin’ Demon because he raped his mentally defective 87-year-old grandmother. Repeatedly. Beginning when he was just a boy of 12, he has forced himself upon the woman more than 20 times in the past 8 years. The woman, who has been diagnosed with dementia, remains blissfully unaware that her young kin has been using her body to get his rocks off. Her family says that in her diminished capacity, she is not able to fully understand what is going on around her. And, for that, everyone should be thankful. Garrett’s repugnant little secret was brought to light on December 29, when he was caught, butt nekkid and laying on top of his grandmother, by someone who had looked in on the woman. Kudos to that someone, and good luck scrubbing that image out of your brain. After his arrest, Garrett told officers that he knows what he did was wrong and he’s sorry.…

Michael Bargeron Was A Drink Or Two Past Drunk

January 6, 2010 at 6:58 am by  

Palm Bay, FL – A 2-year-old child is recovering from severe burns to his hands, legs, stomach, and buttocks because he was surrounded by idiots. The child’s father, Michael Bargeron, was getting his drunk on at a New Year’s Eve party and began wrestling with the child near an open fire pit. The highly intoxicated Michael had been warned, repeatedly, by other party-goers to back away from the fire because the child was in danger of getting burned. Dismissing their concerns, Michael continued with the horseplay. Well, kiddo fell into the fire. Witnesses stated that Michael failed to immediately pull the child from the fire. (Doesn’t sound like the witnesses were much help in the situation, either). The child’s mother pulled him from the flames and high-tailed it to the hospital. About 20 minutes later, Michael was on the phone with 911 – he wanted to know if the dispatcher had heard any reports of a nearly 3-year-old child being burned. …

St. George Island, FL- 71-year old Marianne Bordt and her husband were vacationing with their 5-year old grandson, Camden Hiers, in Florida on Monday when the bitch did the unthinkable. After her husband went to the store, she drowned Camden in the bathtub. Bordt then tried to drown herself by wading into the Gulf of Mexico wearing heavy clothes, but, unfortunately, the crazy bitch was unsuccessful. When her husband, Heinz, came back from shopping, he found his wife returning from the beach soaking wet from the neck down and dressed in a red jacket and long underwear. When Mr. Bordt went into the house, he found his grandson lying in the bathtub with his face in the water. He pulled Camden out of the bathtub and placed him on the living room floor. Bordt told her husband that she killed the boy because she did not want him to grow up in a divorced home.…

Missouri – First, James McNeely was kidnapped. Then his hands and feet were bound with duct tape. Then the 20 year old was tortured on a dirty mattress in the basement of a residential home in Laddonia. The details of his ordeal are gruesome – his attackers kicked him, beat him, terrorized him with weapons. They tied James to a chair and wrapped wire around his throat, and in the end, used a trash bag to suffocate the young man. When they were done torturing and killing him, they wrapped James’ body in a tarp and threw it on a refrigerated truck, where it was discovered by police on Dec 22. Who’s responsible for this terror? Eight people – EIGHT! – have been charged in connection to this case, the first being Chester Harvey Jr., who held his wife and children hostage in a standoff before finally being taken in by police. His wife, Angela, and 19 year old son, Chad, were also arrested for murder, and three other men and two juveniles are being charged.  …

Gallatin County, ILL- Residents were surprised when small town Sheriff Raymond Martin was arrested on drug charges; the 20 year policeman was caught in a large scale marijuana distribution ring, where him and his “source” were selling about 20lbs of weed on a biweekly basis. However, that surprise pales in comparison to the community’s shock when Martin’s wife, Kristina Martin, and son, Cody Martin, were arrested while visiting him in prison. The charge? Murder-For-Hire! The entire family got in on this cop’s corruption when they collaborated with two men, “identified as Kevin B. and Thomas H.”, to plot murder- and the victims were to be witnesses in Daddy’s drug trial! Now all three are locked up with a bond of one million bucks each, set to appear in court today (Tuesday). Interestingly enough, Martin remains sheriff and continues to draw on his $40,000 a year salary. Gallatin County is on top of it, though – they have written Martin a letter, urging him to resign.…

Marathon, FL- Working on a tip, detectives in Monroe County recently discovered six marijuana plants in a wooded lot in Marathon and seized them. The officers hoped to lure in the person responsible for the plants, so they left a phone number on a note that read, “Thanks for the grow! You want them back? Call for the price.” About ten minutes later, they got a call from Steven Alan Locasio, 48, who offered them $200 for the plants and agreed to meet up with them for an exchange.  Then it got worse for Locasio when the cops searched Locasio’s apartment and turned up 20 more pot plants, four pounds of harvested weed, Oxycontin and $1,380 in cash. Locasio and his wife, 50-year-old Christine Locasio were both charged with cultivation of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia and sale of marijuana.…

Covington, LA- On December 30’th, several motorists were startled on Interstate 12 near Covington when they seen a man driving his pickup truck with a girl sitting in the passenger seat bound and gagged with duct tape. Many of the motorists called authorities as they boxed in Williams’ moving pickup with their own vehicles until police arrived. But the entire thing was a hoax orchestrated by Williams and his 12-year-old daughter. Tim Williams, 45, was charged with criminal mischief and contributing to the delinquency of a minor and released on bond. His daughter was cited for criminal mischief and released to her uncle.“A lot of people got involved in this incident and put themselves at risk to try to protect this girl, and it’s just very unfortunate that it was just a bad joke,” said St. Tammany Parish Sheriff’s Capt. George Bonnett. “A child abduction situation can be very volatile, extremely dangerous, and like I said, we’re all very glad that it turned out the way it did, but it’s not a good idea.”

Salt Lake City , UT. – On the evening of September 10, 1998, 10-year-old Anna Palmer was sexually assaulted and stabbed numerous times in the neck, one wound nearly severing her spinal cord. This all took place on Anna’s front porch, on a busy street across from an elementary school where activities were occurring. Yet, there were no witnesses aside from a friend of Anna’s who told police a man she did not know followed the pair as they walked home from school that day. Luckily, fingernail scrapings from Anna were preserved and recent DNA testing produced a match to 31-year-old Matthew John Breck, a man currently residing in an Idaho prison for a 2001 conviction of sodomy/lewdness of a child under 16. He also lived down the street from Anna at the time of her murder. Breck now faces felony charges of aggravated murder, sexual abuse and child abuse. Hooray for technology. A sad footnote to this story is that Anna’s father never got over the death of his daughter, and will never see justice served.…