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Kyra Gates Is A Real Bad-Ass

December 17, 2009 at 7:37 am by  

Omaha, NEI gotta tell ya, I visited Kyra Gates’ Myspace profile to see if could find anything of value to add to this story – I was there for about two minutes, tops. I am now partially blind and mostly stupid. But, because I am a saintly woman and hope to spare you from the seizure inducing background, I put my mad copy and paste skillz to work and give you this, from her About Me section – ” i feel that im a very good mother and a devoted friend. i love to party and get drunk as possible. if you like what ur hearing so far log on to me.” Now, let’s think about that first sentence for a minute, shall we? If, indeed, she were a ‘very good mother’, chances are her mug wouldn’t be gracing our awesome website. Right? Right. Kyra is here today because she is accused of punching her 10-month-old baby in the face, causing the child’s nose to bleed. When the cops arrived on scene, Kyra refused to hand over the bloodied baby.…

Shopping Cart Shortage Leads To Beat-Down

December 17, 2009 at 6:42 am by  

Aachen, Germany – We open this story with a 35-year-old woman and a 74-year-old man in a supermarket parking lot. They both eyed the single empty shopping cart in the parking lot at the same time. They both wanted it – had to have it. They both laid hands on it at the same time. Tensions rose and a tug-of-war ensued. The woman’s 24-year-old brother entered the picture and threw a punch, knocking the older man to the ground. Victory was theirs!! The siblings, along with their 53-year-old mother, entered the grocery store with the beloved cart. That older man may have been down, but he sure as hell wasn’t out. He followed the trio into the store and proceeded to club the 24-year-old with salami. Well, the attack got mom all in a huff, so she armed herself with a sharp chunk of Parmesan cheese and attempted to stab the salami-wielding old guy with it. In the process, mom fell down and bonked her head on a glass display case.…

Gay Porn Star Chokes To Death On Bag Of Pot

December 16, 2009 at 1:12 pm by  

Panama City Beach – Like many other acts 23-year-old Andrew Grande aka Dustin Michaels performed, this one was  also caught on camera. The video is after the jump, but it is a bit disturbing. His decision to swallow a bag of weed may have been a boneheaded one, I still cannot help but feel sorry for the dud as he chokes to death in front of a camera crew. For those of you who would rather not watch a guy die, just after 2AM Friday police were called to the Executive Inn where it was reported Grande assaulted a female. When deputies arrived, accompanied by a camera crew from Zoo Productions (the people behind “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader”, “MTV’s Busted” and “Speeders”), one of the deputies tried to arrest Grande but he resisted having cuffs put on and stuffed something in his mouth. Not aware that he was choking, cops shoot Grande with a taser. Grande pulls the taser probes out of his body and shoves his hand in his mouth trying to dislodge the bag of weed.…

Mindy Jones Took An Ambulance For A Joyride

December 16, 2009 at 12:44 pm by  

Shawnee, OK– I’ll admit, I never have been what you would call a thrill-seeker. My life is utterly boring compared to most. I am not a big fan of roller-coasters. Extreme sports like rock climbing and paragliding scare the crap out of me. And I sure as hell will never freaking ever jump from a tall structure with an elastic cord tied around my ankles. Call me a chicken-shit. I don’t care. I’m just not a risk-taker. Mindy Renee Jones seems to be one, though. Except Mindy believes drinking and driving is a way to have a pretty good time. I think she’s just plain stupid and she is just another bitch who proves that not all beauties are equipped with brains. …

TAUNTON, MassachusettsHere’s a story making the rounds that has me a bit riled up. Two weeks ago, a Maxham Elementary School teacher found an eighth-grade special needs student drawing a picture of someone being crucified on a cross with X’s for eyes. Following standard school protocol, the student’s records were reviewed, and after discussions with staff and central administration it was deemed that the student complete a psychological evaluation before being allowed back to school. Now some may see this as a grossly overkill knee-jerk reaction, but in this day and age of school violence and shootings, these facilities can take no precautions or possibly suffer circumstances that may even have the school being held liable if it is found to have had signs of disturbing behavior from a student, who later shoots up the cafeteria, but did nothing about it. But this story has now made the news because it has turned religious in nature and Christians everywhere are being riled up into a teeth-gnashing furor after a headline read BOY SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL FOR DRAWING JESUS.…

Serves You Right, Bitch

December 16, 2009 at 9:31 am by  

UK – That statement may be the last words 19-year-old Rosimeiri Boxall ever heard as she lay dying after jumping from a 3rd-story window. They were shouted by 15-year-old Hatice Can after she and 19-year-old Kemi Ajose beat and bullied Boxall inside the apartment they shared together. Can had become angry over a boy Boxall was seeing and after drinking, began verbally and physically assaulting Boxall along with Ajose. Some of this was captured on cell phone video as Boxall was slapped and punched, her hair pulled and hairspray sprayed at her face. Out of fear and desperation, she climbed out of the kitchen window and asked the pair if they wanted her to jump. One of the two girls, or both, told her yes. Can has now been sentenced to 8-years in prison and Ajose confined to a psychiatric hospital indefinitely. “This was cruel, abject bullying,” Judge Peter Thornton said. “It was ugly, vicious and repeated.” Ajose and Can are a nasty pair, Ajose busted for theft in and assaulting a police officer in 2009, and Can busted for criminal damage in 2008.…

Las Vegas, NV – Michael Victor Lane, 37, sells himself as a motivation speaker and spiritual healer. On November 14th, he motivated 44-year-old Ginger Candela to death. Didn’t even try to heal her. In fact, did everything in his power to see that she stayed dead and undiscovered. Lane told investigators that they had been having a meditation session involving him compressing Candela’s carotid arteries to help her achieve a state of deeper meditation. At some point during the session, he decided to kill her. So he whacked her over the head several times with a frying pan and strangled her with an electrical cord. Lane made a quick trip to Home depot where he used a gift card belonging to Candela to purchase a 96-gallon trash can, bleach, a tarp and a hatchet. He returned to the home and cut her body in half with a handsaw before putting it in a trash can with a cinder blocks and bleach. …

The Dexter Recap #412 – The Getaway

December 15, 2009 at 4:56 pm by  

On the finale of the fourth season of Dexter, the chase is on. Dexter (Michael C. Hall) is caught off guard when Arthur Mitchell, the Trinity Killer himself (John Lithgow), marches straight up and ID’s him in the middle of the Miami Metro Homicide Department. However, Dexter is able to breathe easier when he realizes that Trinity thinks he is simply a vigilante cop and extortionist. Trinity simply warns him to stay away and leaves it at that. However, Dexter has no choice but to try and stop Trinity, since Miami Homicide has finally cracked the case wide open and is hot on Arthur Mitchell’s trail. Meanwhile, Dexter’s sister Deb (Jennifer Carpenter), uncovers the truth about Dexter’s origins – that he was, in fact, Dexter Moser – brother of season one’s Ice Truck Killer Brian Moser (Christian Camargo). As usual, if you haven’t seen the finale, BEWARE OF SPOILERS!!!…

KINGSTON, Massachusetts – Some people are rightfully pissed that Joseph Gardner, 26, was arrested over the weekend for raping a 3-year-old. The outrage stems not only from the rape allegation, but because Gardner was out on bail after being indicted for raping a 6-year-old girl in August. After Gardner’s indictment in the first rape case, prosecutors requested a high bail of $150,000, but Judge Joseph M. Walker III denied that and kept the bail at $10,000 allowing Gardner to remain free. Now, a month and half after being released from jail he is being charged with raping the 3-year-old daughter of a woman he was dating. He denies raping the first girl, although he had broken into the home and there was a 10-year-old present who gave a graphic account of the incident, and claims that this second charge is being made from a mother trying to extort money from him.…

Orlando, FLI’m thinking that maybe, just maybe, Sanchia Rae Xavier-Velez, 28, should have had her uterus removed about, oh, 3-4 pregnancies ago. Seems Sanchia has a history of unwanted pregnancies – she gave one child up for adoption as a teen, contemplated aborting her now 7-year-old daughter, and underwent an abortion two years ago. After all that, you would think that she’d have enough common sense to take the necessary precautions to prevent further unwanted pregnancies, right? Wrong. Sanchia found herself a victim of yet another unwanted pregnancy this year. On November 3rd, Jazmyne Rayne Gowers-Velez entered the world. Baby girl didn’t get to stick around long, though. The incubator drowned her in the toilet. Sanchia claims Jazmyne was stillborn – a doctor found evidence to the contrary. …

Waterbury, CTAnna Bambino just wanted a little bit of lovin’ and wasn’t afraid to ask for it. Maybe she was a bit too forward (or desperate?) about it because she has been charged with breach of peace. It seems she called a woman at least 6 times and demanded sex. Not just any old sex. She wanted a little three-way action with the married woman and the lady’s husband. Rather than allow the hambeast in to their home and boudoir, they called the cops. When confronted, Bambino admitted to making the calls to the woman who was a “friend of a friend”. She claims she was drunk at the time. Her most current MySpace has been deleted but I’m willing to bet the source article got that picture of her before it was taken down. On it she had listed her interests as paranormal activity and ghost hunting. Maybe she could blame her actions on demonic possession rather than MD 20/20. …

Eaton, CO – When sisters Rachel Amelia Jordan, 22, and Jessica Jordan-McVey, 26, have a party they try to make sure everyone has fun. And what barbecue would be complete without liquor? Although these two tried to be the “Hostess with the Mostest”, three of their guests had a bit too much to drink, got sick, and started “acting crazy”. It may have been from mixing booze. These particular guests were indulging in quite a bit of vodka and Watermelon Puckers. Or it may have been the fact that two of the guests were age 11 and the other was age 7.  Whatever the cause of the craziness, the hostesses figured out a way to handle the situation. They tied the wrists of one of the 11-year-old girls and stuffed a rag in her mouth. To keep her from wandering about, they attached the rope to a nail in the garage. The two sisters also bound the wrists and feet of the other 11-year-old girl. In an attempt to sober all the girls up, they popped the kids into the shower.…

Day Of The Beast (1995)

December 15, 2009 at 12:16 am by  

Here’s a pitch black, Christmas-themed comedy from Spanish director, Álex de la Iglesia. Made in 1995, DAY OF THE BEAST was a giant hit in its native country winning six Goya’s (equivalent to our Oscar) including Best Director, Best New Actor, Best Special Effects and Best Sound. It’s a nice Christmas story about Father Angel (Álex Angulo), a Catholic priest in Madrid, who has spent a large chunk of his life studying the books of the Apocalypse. Through his research, he has discovered that on Christmas, the Antichrist will be born in Madrid. The problem is that Angel doesn’t know where in Madrid the birth will take place and Christmas is a mere three days away. To learn this secret location, Father Angel begins committing sin after atrocious sin hoping to fool the Devil into thinking he is one of his followers and be granted entry into the elite circle that will be present at the birth. Once there, Father Angel will try and kill the Antichrist as soon as he is born.…

FBI Looking For Man Who Used H1N1 To Rob A Bank

December 14, 2009 at 2:02 pm by  

Denver, Colorado – Has it really gotten to this point? Has the media really gotten people so scared of the swine flu that it can be used as a weapon? Possibly. A man wearing a mask and surgical gloves walked into the Wells Fargo Bank in Cherry Creek North on Thursday and handed a teller a note. While the exact wording has not been released, it has been reported that the note demanded money and informed the teller that he had the H1N1 virus. The teller gave the man an undisclosed amount of cash who then fled. The man is being described as being being 40- to 45-years old, 5 feet 8 inches to 6 feet tall and weighing 160 pounds. Anyone with information about the bank robbery is asked to call the FBI Rocky Mountain Safe Streets Task Force at 303-629-7171 or remain anonymous and earn up to $2,000 by calling CRIMESTOPPERS. I cannot wait to hear what the man was reportedly going to do if the teller had refused.…

Manchester, New Hampshire — Kathleen Butts, 37, has been charged with aggravated DWI and endangering the welfare of a child after she was found passed out in a snowbank outside of the Alpha Bits Daycare where she had picked up her 2 and 4-year-old kids. Butts had picked up her kids at around 5 Thursday, but at around 7, a maintenance worker found her outside the daycare passed out in a snowbank next to her car, with the car doors still open and her two children inside. Lots of questions being asked including if the daycare should be charged with handing the kids over to Butts, as well as how come no one noticed Butts in the snow for over 2 hours. Butts refused to take a breathalyzer at the scene, but later admitted to the cops that she had been drinking prior to picking up her kids. The two children were taken to the hospital for observation and are currently in the custody of family members.…

Dustin Meadows Is A Little Bitch

December 14, 2009 at 12:10 pm by  

Breckenridge, CO – Nothing pisses me off more than a triflin’ little hair pulling bitch. Hair pulling is the pussiest of all pussy moves and should be dealt with by administering an immediate punch to the throat and a kick to the shin. Last Saturday evening, Dustin Meadows, 37, was at the Cala Inn in Summit County – while dancing around, he accidentally spilled his beer on a woman sitting at the bar. The woman turned to him and asked, “What, no apology?” Instead of apologizing, Dustin started cussing at the woman and began hurling racial slurs. Dustin was pulled away from the woman by other bar patrons. A couple of women who were with Dustin apologized to the woman for his behavior. Just minutes later, as Dustin was leaving the bar, he again started spewing obscenities. The woman stood up and yelled at him to leave. Right about then, Dustin allegedly grabbed the woman by her hair and dragged her out of the bar. It took the help of several bar patrons to pry the woman away from Dustin, but by then, she had already lost most of the hair from the right side of her head.…

Lordtyshon Garrett Was Feeling A Little Stabby

December 14, 2009 at 10:13 am by  

Brooklyn, NYDemonites, meet Lordtyshon (really?) Garrett. Judging by his Myspace pics, Lordtyshon (for real?) is a pretty beefy guy, certain to give a grown man a run for his money if it came to a beat-down. But against a 9 lb. cat? That pussy had no chance. Lordtyshon (?) and his wife were moochin’ off living with the wife’s mother, Deborah Bender. When Deborah told her good-fer-nothin’ son-in-law to get off his ass and get a job and/or vacate the premises, Lordtyshon got all offended and shit. It is alleged that on October 12, Lordtyshon (I feel retarded even typing that out) lured Deborah’s 4-year-old cat, Madea, into the bathroom, turned on the shower and closed the door. When the cat emerged from the bathroom, she was soaked and was having difficulty breathing. Lordtyshon then began to chase the cat around the apartment, beating, stabbing, and poking her with an umbrella. Madea didn’t survive the abuse the big tough guy doled out – she was left with injuries as severe as if she had fallen off a high-rise building or been hit by a car – and was put down.…

ICP Chick VS Emo Chick = Lame

December 14, 2009 at 10:02 am by  

Newark, Ohio – Back in September emo chick, Alexis Xanders, and her emo boyfriend were walking home from school while being followed by about 10 other classmates. One of these classmates is a 15-year-old girl who is on the school wrestling team, an ICP fan, and who has had a longstanding beef with Xanders since the 5th grade. After making a comment about not liking Insane Clown Posse, things escalated to what you will witness in the video you can watch after the jump, but really there isn’t much to it. A bunch of shit talking from the one girl while being goaded on by some of the crowd before Xanders gets popped in the face and her boyfriend…hugs her. The point of it all is that the video was posted on Youtube recently, and because of that charges have been filed against the 15-year-old girl who punched Xanders, and she has been removed from the wrestling team, agreed not to participate in the school’s homecoming celebrations and eventually just withdrew from the school.…