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Elijah NealeyManassas, VA — A 22-year-old woman was sentenced Monday to 50 years in prison, with all but five years suspended, for the 2012 killing of a toddler left in her care. If it makes ya feel any better, she has been ordered to send a check of at least one dollar to a charity of her choosing on the date of Elijah’s death every year after her release.

Jessica Fraraccio pleaded guilty in October to killing 23-month-old Elijah Nealey because he wouldn’t stop crying.

Needless to say, Elijah’s parents, Mark and Jennifer Nealey, are a bit shocked.

“His (the judge’s) decision shows no respect whatsoever for me, my family, or the life of my son,” said Mark Nealey. “To me, it’s a total failure of our justice system. I want everyone to know what the judge thought my son’s life was worth…which is pretty much nothing, according to him.”

The Nealey’s, who both took the stand at Fraraccio’s sentencing hearing, begged the judge to punish Fraraccio “to the fullest extent the law will allow.”

In response, Judge J.…

dumbassRustburg, VA — Three dumbass adults have been charged with malicious wounding and child abuse after police learned a woman’s two children were tattooed. It gets better… one of the three dumbasses arrested actually attempted to remove the tats with a heated razor blade.

The asshole allegedly responsible for tatting the kids in the first place is 20-year-old Alexander Edwards. The children, both of unknown age at this point, were apparently left in his care on December 22. Police say he gave the kiddos tattoos without their consent or their parent’s consent.

When mom, 35-year-old Melissa Derp, sorry…. Delp, and her boyfriend, 32-year-old Daniel Janney, discovered the ink, Janney had the brilliant idea of removing the tattoos with a hot razor blade, causing further scarring and pain, I’m sure.

In addition to the malicious wounding and child abuse charges, Edwards has also been charged with abduction. No bond amounts or any other information at this time.

Michael Mucklow, co-owner of a tattoo removal shop, has stepped up and offered to have the tats removed safely, using a non-invasive procedure that uses lasers to break down the pigment of a tattoo.…

Dollar Tree BeastHolly Hill, FL — A woman accused of shoplifting from a Family Dollar store and beating a store clerk is also accused of ordering a 7-year-old child to assist in the beating of said clerk.

The unidentified woman to the left entered the store at about 7:00 Wednesday evening, with two children in tow. The source article states the children, ages 1 and 7, were the women’s children, but police have yet to determine whether that’s fact.

While the woman was wandering through the store, placing items in her cart, a store clerk glanced over and watched as the woman removed a sale sticker from her purse and placed it on a toy.

At the register, the woman learned the item she placed the sticker on wasn’t on sale, and she declined the purchase. She then apparently walked out of the store with a bunch of crap in her basket that she hadn’t paid for.

The clerk, who I am sure makes minimum wage, therefore, shouldn’t give a flying fuck whether someone walked out of the damn store with half the inventory, followed. …

“Swiss Cheese Pervert” Chris Pagano Arrested

January 17, 2014 at 2:40 am by  

Chris PaganoMayfair, PA — Rest easy, my Philadelphian friends… the alleged Swiss Cheese Pervert has been captured. The chunky monkey was arrested at his home on the 16th of January. Whew.

For those with short term memory issues, we posted on the case of the mysterious masturbator just last week. Click here, ya lazy bastids.

Blogger Victor Fiorillo was right on the money when he pointed the finger at 41-year-old Chris Pagano —  a man twice arrested for solicitation. Both cases were dismissed, but methinks Pagano won’t slide on the current charges.

As mentioned in the previous story, Pagano was accused of approaching women and offering to compensate them for wrapping a slice of Swiss cheese around his dick and getting him off. A couple of the alleged victims apparently captured his requests on video. One of the women boldly asked Pagano why the hell he had Swiss cheese in his vehicle. His answer would have had me on the ground, laughing, for days. Or until I pissed myself…

Anyways, Pagano was charged with stalking, harassment and open lewdness Thursday.…

Angel MartinezHouston, TX – Angel Martinez, 26, has been arrested and is facing felony charges of injury to a child after allegedly beating his two-year-old stepdaughter to a point where she was left blind.

Authorities learned of the alleged abuse after the child was taken to an area hospital by her mother, Nancy Esmeralda Colomo-Gonzalez, because of possible head injuries. Doctors found that the girl had an untreated fracture in her arm, and was currently suffering from a skull fracture, hemorrhaging, and a brain injury severe enough to cause blindness.

When investigators spoke with Martinez, he had no problem laying out a timeline for the injuries.

He said that he would “rock” the baby to get her to go to sleep and that maybe in September he rocked her too hard causing the child to vomit and have seizures. The mother did take the child into the hospital for that incident, but lied about what had happened. No word on what story she used.

The arm fracture was probably from the time in October when he allegedly grabbed her arm and swung her away.…

Robert Parker JrFarmington, ME — Meet 43 year old Robert Parker Jr., the man with a face I dearly want to punch with some especially nasty brass knuckles. If his face alone doesn’t inspire the same in you, allow me to add some details that will surely push you there, if not further.

On September 25, 2013, Mr. Please-Throat-Punch-Me-Repeatedly, was arrested two days after Deputy Kevin Hartley of the Franklin County Sheriff’s Department, was sent to investigate a complaint regarding his handing out cigarettes to two girls under the age of 15. (Can you say, “grooming”? I bet you can!) One source indicates that he forced each of the girls to smoke around 50 cigarettes, which just seems like a waste of cigarettes to me.

After being arraigned, he was released on a pretrial contract that same day. I bet he was really relieved, but not for long.

The following day, Deputy Hartley received a new complaint. The ever charming Mr. Parker was apparently sending some rather impolite messages to the family of one of the girls involved in the cigarette charges, threatening to kill her if she told anyone about his disgusting, pervy ways.…

Thomas GoodnessCONCORD, NH  – A hypnotist has been charged with sexual assault after he allegedly took some indecent liberties with a woman he thought was under a trance.

According to the victim, 59-year old Thomas Goodness agreed to help her with a particular disorder she suffers from. She trusted Goodness because she’s had several sessions with him in the past, and he’s a member of her extended family who she’s known for years.

While not a professional hypnotist, Goodness has taken formal classes in hypnosis to help people with issues like weight loss, and stopping smoking. However, the last session the victim had with Goodness deviated a bit from the norm and went something like this:

Goodness: Now, it’s time to concentrate and relax. I’d like you to focus on the bright silver dot on the wall, look at that dot and relax.
[Several minutes later]
Goodness: You are very relaxed now, you are safe here. Trust your subconscious mind to tell the truth. Feel free to let it narrate and tell me what it is saying.…

Dreamin’ Demon Is Creating Horrible News Update

January 16, 2014 at 11:25 am by  

ddHere, Now - It’s only been a week since we signed on with Patreon, and already we have 83 pledgers with a combined monthly pledge of $350. I think that’s a good sign we are well on our way to becoming totally independent without the need for advertisers, while still being able to keep the lights on.

For those of you who may have missed my spamming, or have ignored the big ass banner at the top of the page, we have decided to use Patreon in an attempt to fund the site. You can read the long explanation over on our Patreon page, but the short story is that we are attempting to become totally crowd-funded.

I have been running the site for 10 years come this April, and in that time I’ve tried varying methods to increase revenue to keep up with rising server costs, while also adding some things fans have been asking for for years – mainly merchandise. We tried playing nice after Google dropped us from their Adsense program a few years back, even toning down or language and comments, but we just haven’t been able to make good ad revenue since, especially when looking at the traffic we get.…

William GolladayPUNTA GORDA, FL – Police have charged 77-year-old William Golladay with felony battery after he attacked a fellow Walmart shopper for having too many items in the express lane.

According to the police report, Golladay was in the express lane with two items, getting increasingly angry while on 65-year-old John Malherbe to purchase his 22 items – two items over the 20 item limit.

Malherte, who was in an motorized shopping cart after having knee surgery, said that Golladay first began loudly counting out each item Malherte had to purchase. He said Golladay became more enraged with each item, and began yelling at him.

At first Malherbe tried ignoring the man, but said he finally started yelling back when Golladay got in his face. “He kept screaming about too many groceries and stuff,” Malherbe said. “And I said, ‘What?’ I think it was the shock, of ‘What? Are you serious?’ And I kept asking my wife, ‘What?!’”

Golladay eventually went back to his shopping cart and used it to ram into Malherte, bruising his elbow.…

Nidia AlvaradoSAN ANTONIO, TX –  Police have accused 25-year-old Nidia Alvarado of strangling her newborn to death and then tossing his body inside a dumpster.

Alvarado used a fake name when she gave birth to the boy at an area on Dec. 20. Relatives say that immediately after, Alvarado was telling them the baby boy was very ill and would probably die.

On Dec. 23, an employee working the trash line at an East Side waste management recycling center discovered the boy’s body inside a blue duffel bag. The plant stopped operations and notified police.

With the help of the recycling center, detectives were able to figure out which truck had brought the duffel bag and the truck’s route. This, combined with hospital surveillance footage, helped detectives locate Alvarado.

Once questioned, Alvarado admitted to officers she had killed her son. She told them she tried to get someone to teach her how to perform a self-abortion, but that didn’t work out. After she delivered the boy, she took him home and strangled the baby to death.…

Samong TraisatthaThailand – The lead singer for a Thai black metal band was stabbed to death by a Satanist who claimed the singer was a big fat phony.

Last Wednesday, Prakarn Harnphanbusakorn went to the home of 36-year-old Samong Traisattha, a member of the band Surrender of Divinity. According to Traisattha’s wife, he’d stopped by to do some t-shirt screen printing and have some drinks with her husband. She said she went to put their child to bed and returned around an hour later to find her husband dead in the living room, lying in a pool of blood.

While police were searching for Harnphanbusakorn, a post was made on Facebook by someone calling themselves Maleficent Meditation. The poster took credit for Traisattha’s murder and posted pictures of the crime scene (NSFW\L) that will make a great cover for Surrender of Divinity’s next album. The poster, who police believe is Prakarn, described stabbing Traisattha 30 times while the victim begged for his life.

He wanted it to be clear that this wasn’t a John Lennon type of assassination – he was no fan of Traisattha or Surrender of Divinity’s music.…

cum pigSHERWOOD, AR – Andrea Clevenger, the 34-year-old mother featured on TLC’s “Cheer Perfection,” has been arrested on suspicion of raping a 13-year-old boy.

Like practically every story we’ve featured on D’D regarding a woman having sex with a minor, she got busted after the victim’s parents found sexually explicit pics and text messages on their son’s phone and contacted police.

The boy’s mother contacted Clevenger to inform her that she was aware of what she’d been doing with her son. Clevenger apologized and said she would go to rehabilitation, but also made the comment that the boy “didn’t act 13.”

When interviewed by police, the boy told investigators that he was at Clevenger’s home in November when she started making sexual advances towards him. At one point she instructed him to sit on the couch and remove his pants, which he did. He said Clevenger then straddled him and the two had sex. 

He told investigators that Clevenger told him to notify her before he ejaculated. When he did, he said Clevenger got off him and let him come in her mouth. 

Jeremy JosephCANTON, OH – Police have arrested 20-year old Jeremy Joseph and a 16-year old, accusing them of kidnapping a Papa John’s delivery driver and raping her.

Canton Police say the men kidnapped the 20-year-old delivery driver at gunpoint Monday night and forced her into the trunk of her vehicle.

They then drove her to a secluded area where both men raped her. The only good news is that after the men were through with her, they did not kill her. Instead, they left her at the location naked.

The men were unable to drive away as they had gotten the woman’s car stuck in the mud. A passerby noticed the woman and took her to her house where she gave the victim some clothes and took her to the hospital.

Police were already headed to the area after neighbors called to report a suspicious vehicle. Detectives, along with the FBI Task Force, started their investigation and arrested both men at a home a few hours later.

Jeremy Joseph and the 16-year old have been charged with kidnapping, rape and aggravated robbery. …

Amber and ZacharyBERTIE COUNTY, NC – A 13-year-old boy was electrocuted after his mother crashed into a utility pole.

Amber Osborne was driving to the Hertford County Recreation Center on Saturday when she ran off the road and struck a utility pole which fell to the ground. There were six other people in her SUV, including her 13-year-old son, Zachary Stoyer. They had been on their way to Stoyer’s basketball game.

Osborne told police that after the crash, she got out of the vehicle and felt a shock in her feet and legs. As she was warning her passengers to stay in the vehicle, her son got out and came into contact with a downed power line.

The poor kid was electrocuted and immediately fell face first onto the ground. Attempts were made to resuscitate the boy, but he was pronounced dead at the hospital.

No one else was injured. Police interviewed Amber at the hospital, but at this time it hasn’t been determined if Amber will face any charges.

We’ve posted a couple stories similar to this one.…

Caroline DunnamVALLEY GRANDE, AL – The couple who posted pictures on Facebook of their puppy hanging from the ceiling have been charged with animal cruelty.

Last November, 26-year-old Caroline Dunnam and 23-year-old Andrew Parrish posted a picture of a two-month-old puppy hanging from the ceiling by its neck with the caption: “My poor baby.” As you might expect, people were not too happy with the picture, but Dunnam said she didn’t give a shit what people thought about hanging a puppy by the neck with a rope.

She’s may be regretting it now, especially after the picture went viral and someone tipped off police to the Facebook post. The mixed-breed puppy was removed from the home and the couple have now been charged with animal cruelty.

“They decided that they were going to hang a dog from the ceiling by its neck. The poor dog was hanging from the ceiling with some kind of rope around its neck,” said District Attorney Michael Jackson. “What their motivation was, we don’t know at this point.…

Ken HoangChicago, IL – Two people are dead and one is injured after one man tried retrieving a dropped cell phone and they all ended up falling through the ice of the Chicago River.

Shortly after midnight, 26-year-old Ken Hoang of dropped his cell phone as he and two friends walked along Water Street near McClurg Court. The phone ended up in the partially frozen Chicago River and Hoang jumped a fence in an attempt to retrieve it.

He ended up falling through the ice and his two friends, 23-year-old Quoc-Viet Phan Hoang and 21-year-old Lauren Li, ended up in the river with him when they both tried to help him. Witnesses called police after they heard one of the two men yelling for help.

“My friend said he heard a yell [for] help, you know. At first I didn’t believe it, so we still kept walking this way to keep sightseeing. As we got closer, he heard it again and I heard it again, too. And as we got closer, we yelled out, ‘Where you at?'” witness Luis said.…

Curtis ReevesWesley Chapel, FL – A retired police captain has been arrested after he shot and killed a man inside a Florida theater during an argument that started over the victim’s texting before a showing of Lone Survivor.

According to police, the incident happened at the Cobb CineBistro at Grove 16 complex a little after 1 p.m. Monday. The movie hadn’t started yet, but 71-year-old Curtis Reeves was getting aggravated with another patron, 43-year-old Chad Oulson, who was sitting in front of him with his wife.

According to witnesses, an argument started between the two men regarding Oulson’s texting. After asking Oulson to stop several times, Reeves left the theater to complain to staff. When he returned, the two men began arguing again.

After Oulson explained he was simply texting his 3-year-old daughter, one of the men threw popcorn at the other before Reeves pulled out a .380 caliber handgun and shot Oulson once in the chest. Oulson’s wife was also wounded by the same bullet after trying to tried shield her husband with her hand.…

Denise CombsDENVER, CO - A couple in Denver are facing child abuse charges after their 15-year-old son was discovered suffering from serious chemical burns to his groin.

A teacher concerned about one of their student’s prolonged absence from school called his home and spoke to his mother, 57-year-old Denise Combs. Denise informed the teacher that her son had not been to school since Nov.  20 because he had an accident with some Liquid Drano and suffered chemical burns to his groin, stomach, and legs.

She went on to say that her son had seen a doctor but she wasn’t sure when he would be well enough to return to school. Thinking something didn’t sound right about Denise’s explanation, the teacher called a child abuse hotline. A Denver Human Services official contacted police after the teacher relayed Denise’s story.

When police arrived at the teen’s home on Dec. 16, the boy’s father, 50-year-old Anthony Harrell, refused to let them in the house to check on the teen. However, he did escort the teen out of the house completely naked.…