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Nathan StumlerLOUISVILLE, KY – I missed this when it was reported on last week, but I just couldn’t pass up the mugshot.

Nathan Stumler has been accused of getting into an accident while driving drunk, then leaving his 7-year-old child crying in the road after he fled the scene.

Officers responding to a report of an intoxicated driver found Stumler’s daughter screaming in the street. They also found Stumler’s still-running vehicle with some fresh damage to the front end.

When officers calmed down the frightened but uninjured girl, she told them that her father had struck something with his vehicle and ran over the curb before parking the car and running away on foot.

She also pointed out the direction her drunk dad had ran, and police were able to locate the 25-year-old a short time later. Police reported that when he was found, Stumler was unsteady on his feet, had slurred speech and smelled like alcohol.

For his attempt at getting out of a DUI charge, Stumler was taken into custody and charged with operating a vehicle under the influence of alcohol or drugs and first-degree wanton endangerment.…

Andrew HaynesCALHOUN, GA – Police have charged Andrew Haynes, Fields Chapman and Damon “Avery” Johnson, all 18-years-old,  with aggravated sexual battery after an alleged attack on a girl inside a cabin during a post-prom party earlier this month.

Gilmer County Sheriff Stacy Nicholson said the charges stem from an incident that happened earlier this month inside the bedroom of a cabin at the Coosawattee River Resort. It’s being reported that an 18-year-old girl was sexually assaulted by the three teens during an “out of control” drinking party attended by as many as 27 people. The victim ended up hospitalized for several hours the next day for “substantial” injuries.

Nicholson said the arrests were made after more than 50 interviews — including someone who witnessed the assault, studying forensic evidence, and enlisting the help of sexual assault experts. He went on to say that they were not able to charge the teens with rape because they’d used a foreign object on the victim.

He declined to elaborate when questioned about this, only stating that what happened to the victim was not “true rape” as outlined by the law.…

Tara FitzgeraldWOODBURY, MN – Police in Minnesota have charged five teenagers with murder in connection to the death of 17-year-old Tara Fitzgerald, who overdosed on a synthetic drug she thought was LSD.

In January, Fitzgerald would die hours after taking what turned out to be 25i-NBOMe, a synthetic drug called N-Bomb that we’ve featured on the site before that causes heart failure and bleeding on the brain. The straight-A student was at home with a friend, celebrating the fact that she’d scored a 30 out of 36 on her college readiness testing exam.

At around midnight, while Fitzgerald’s parents were sleeping upstairs, the girls took the drug. The next morning, Fitzgerald’s friend called her mother when she found her friend unresponsive and moaning. Fitzgerald was rushed to the hospital, but it would be too late and she would be pronounced dead shortly after arriving. The autopsy would conclude the teen died from complications of 25i-NBOMe toxicity.

During their investigation, police were able to get some teens to roll over on each other.…

Lonnie HuttonMurfreesboro, TN –A 49-year-old man was taken into custody late last week, charged with public intoxication, after he was seen bumping uglies with an ATM and a picnic table. Giggity.

Sex machine Lonnie Hutton reportedly walked into The Boro Bar & Grille Friday evening, and headed straight to the ATM. Then, according to witnesses, Hutton dropped his pants and undies, exposing his genitals, and attempted to make sweet, sweet love to the money machine.

No word on whether an actual deposit was made…..

When he was finished, Hutton then moseyed around the bar for a while, his junk just a bouncin’ and a swingin’, making thrusting motions with his hips, witnesses told police.

He was promptly escorted outside.

When police arrived on scene, Hutton was ordered to sit his drunk ass down at a picnic table while they collected information from the reporting party. It was then that Hutton allegedly disrobed and attempted to get his freak on with the table.

Hutton was arrested after being deemed a danger to himself and 90% of the inanimate objects within his field of vision.…

Luis MorenoPhoenix, AZ — The jackass pictured to the left is 38-year-old Luis Moreno. This fuck is accused of starving his dog to death in some retarded attempt to reconcile with his ex-girlfriend.

Police say Moreno and his girlfriend adopted the pit bull, Wiggles, back in ’08. When the two split in ’12, Moreno kept the dog.

Shortly after the breakup, Moreno attempted to get his woman back. When she failed to come running, police say he began using the dog as bait.

“Wiggles is dead. I hope you’re happy b—-.” Moreno is alleged to have texted to the woman.

When the woman called and asked after the pup’s health, Moreno admitted the dog was still alive and presumably fine.

On another occasion, Moreno reportedly informed the woman Wiggles was sick and he couldn’t afford to pay for whatever treatment the dog needed. When the woman responded and offered to pitch in, Moreno asked her to dinner — she declined. Denied, he reportedly refused to accept her help, telling her the dog was fine.…

Peighton GerawWINOOSKI, VT – Back in April,  15-month-old Peighton Geraw died at the hospital after he stopped breathing at home. Now it’s being reported that the boy’s death was a homicide.

On April 4, emergency crews responded to a home after getting a call that Peighton had stopped breathing, The boy was rushed to the hospital where he would be pronounced dead.

At the time, Det. Sgt. Michael Warren of the Chittenden Unit for Special Investigations would not comment on how the baby died, pending an autopsy report, only stating they  treat every child death as suspicious when there’s no pre-existing conditions.

That didn’t stop others from commenting on the story, people who claimed DCF was already involved with the boy and his mother, 28-year-old Nytosha LaForce. They say she and her new boyfriend were drug users, and that Peighton had been admitted to the emergency room once before.

Two weeks after his death, Nytosha was placed behind bars on a parole violation. She’s now serving 2-10 years for a 2006 aggravated assault and smuggling drugs and alcohol into a correctional facility.…

Della SummersDavenport, IA – Police have charged 37-year-old Della Summers with child endangerment after she and her two teenage children were found unconscious in a car after smoking K-2.

Police said they were called to a grocery store parking lot at about 4 p.m. Wednesday, after someone reported a woman and two teens unconscious in a vehicle.

When police arrived, they found Summers in the car with her 14- and 16-year-old children. Turns out Summers and her 16-year-old daughter had hot-boxed the car with the synthetic drug K-2.

After police found a pipe containing K-2 residue in the car, Summers admitted to buying the K-2, providing the pipe and allowing her 16-year-old daughter to smoke the K-2. The 14-yar-old reportedly did not partake.

If you check out the news article I linked to, someone in the comments section claims to have been working at the store at the time of the incident and goes into a little more detail on the condition of the trio:

I was working when it happened… The mother was backing out of a parking spot and had a seizure, and slowly hit another parked car, the 16 y/o was throwing up every where, and the 14 y/o was just in a daze.

Sandra KrusenSalt Lake City, UT — A couple of lovebirds were arrested Saturday after being found engaged in oral sex on the front lawn of the Sacred Heart Catholic Church… in front of an icked out wedding party that included a few kiddos. Darling, no?

According to the police report, Officer Rich Stone was flagged down by a member of said wedding party that evening. The lucky bastid got to witness, all up close and personal, the sexy that was the pairing of 60-year-old Sandra Kruser and 56-year-old Wilson Benally.

Stone spotted the pair writhing around on the lawn, and when he approached, got quite an eyeful. Benally, Stone reported, “had his tongue and finger inside of Ms. Krusen’s vagina.” No… giggity…

Stone reportedly demanded the couple separate, but they refused. Poor cop had to “pry” the two apart. Oh my god, the visuals…

Both were charged with gross lewdness and public intoxication. Benally was additionally charged with criminal trespass. Bond was set at $2,313 for Benally, and $2,093 for Kruser.…

Chrystal HassellOCALA, FL – Police say 37-year-old Chrystal Hassell went on a crack binge inside a Florida motel before giving birth in the bathtub and then cutting the umbilical cord with her teeth.

Hassell was approximately six to seven months pregnant went she got a room at Vacation Host Inn and went and went on a 24 hour cocaine bender. She gave birth to her baby in the bathtub and chewed through the umbilical cord. To her credit, she called 911 when the baby started turning blue.

The baby is in critical condition on a ventilator at UF Heatlh Shands Hospital while Hassel is on suicide watch at the Marion County Jail facing a charge of child neglect.

Unfortunately, crack cocaine does not cause ovaries to wither on the vine. This is Hassel’s third child. She has a 16-year-old daughter who was born addicted to crack, and an 11-month old boy who was taken by the Florida Department of Children and Families after this recent incident.

The father of the baby and 11-month-old, 43-year-old Vincent Terry, was also arrested on a warrant out of El Pasco County, Colo., for domestic violence, attempted murder and drug possession.…

Edwina NegronCity of Beacon, NJ – Police arrested 33-year-old Edwina Negron on Wednesday after they, and other witnesses, watched as she repeatedly threw her infant daughter onto the ground.

Police were called to the intersection of Verplanck Avenue and Willow Street after witnesses described watching Negron twice throwing her 8-month-old daughter to the ground. When police arrived on the scene, they observed a “highly intoxicated” Negron throwing the child onto the ground again and watched as the baby’s head hit the sidewalk.

Negron was taken into custody and her daughter was taken to the hospital to be treated for “non-life-threatening injuries,” said Detective Sgt. Lou Lucato of the Beacon Police Department. The girl is now in the custody of Dutchess County Child Protective Services.

Negron would later test positive for cocaine, opiates, methadone and marijuana. She was charged with second-degree assault and endangering the welfare of a child. She’s currently sobering up in the Dutchess County Jail on $100,000 bail or $250,00 bond.

We’ve had multiple stories involving mothers throwing their babies on the ground, but one that I always remember is the one caught on a Australian surveillance camera back in 2010.…

Cameo CrispiNaples, UT — A 31-year-old woman has been arrested after allegedly attempting to burn down her ex-boyfriend’s home by intentionally leaving a pound of bacon burning on a gas stove.

GUILTY! OFF WITH HER HEAD!

It all started when Cameo Crispi’s ex called police on March 14 to complain that he had received numerous texts and phone calls from her within the range of one hour, and he really wanted her to knock it the fuck off already. He also told police he didn’t want Crispi at his home. Crispi. Heh.

An officer was dispatched to the man’s home and found smoke pouring out the front door. Inside, an “impaired” Crispi.

When the officer stepped inside the man’s home, he noticed a wood stove left open with a fire burning inside and hot coals on the floor around the stove. And on the kitchen stove, claimed the officer, there was a cookie sheet with about a pound of bacon on it. Now, bear with me, people….. this part of the story is extremely difficult for me.…

Maura FussellReston, VA — An inebriated 26-year-old woman was arrested Saturday evening after allegedly showing up at the Arlington Magistrate’s Office in her birthday suit, hoping to see her recently incarcerated hubby.

It is unclear as to whether Maura Fussell had been clothed at some point before entering the building, or whether she arrived all nekkid. Either way, she was bare. And drunk.

Officers apparently gave her many opportunities to put some damn clothes on, or at least take a cab home, but Fussell reportedly refused.

That refusal earned her an overnight stay at the old Graybar Hotel. She’s been charged with indecent exposure and drunk in public. I’m assuming they released her after she sobered up a bit.

No word on what landed hubby in the slammer.…

Lisa Jones-OrockNew Castle, PA — Lisa Jones-Orock, 39, was arrested Friday after allegedly attempting to remove her husband’s penis with a box cutter.

When authorities responded to the couple’s home, Lisa insisted that her husband, 56-year-old Gerald Orock, was the aggressor in the physical confrontation. Accused of attacking her with a knife, Mr. Orock was placed under arrest.

Once at the cop shop, though, police learned that while Mr. Orock wasn’t exactly a saint, he was the victim in this particular case. Police say he had cuts to his arms and hands that appeared to be defensive wounds. His jeans had been cut near the crotch area and there wera a few cuts on his legs. Kinda backed his claims that Lisa was the crazy one — she’d tried to slice his dick off.

Lisa was taken into custody and charged with aggravated assault, simple assault and harassment. And because a small bag of pot was found in her purse, possession of marijuana. She also had an outstanding bench warrant for DUI,

Gerald was kept behind bars for possession of marijuana and for violating a protection from abuse order his wife had previously taken out.…

Shadreon Sade JeffersonHOUSTON, TX – The mother and aunt of a 1-year-old girl are both facing charges after the little girl was admitted to the hospital suffering from alcohol poisoning.

On February 8, police were called to a home where a man said his young daughter had been dropped off by his mother and was now unresponsive. When emergency personnel arrived, they found the 1-year-old had turned into Jaded on any given day of the week; moaning, smelling of alcohol and covered in vomit.

The girl was taken to the hospital where it was determined she had suffered alcohol poisoning and a BAC of over .26. The girl’s father told police that she was like that when she’d been dropped off after being cared for by her mother, 17-year-old Shadreon Jefferson and Jefferson’s sister, 24-year-old Shamara Batiste.

When deputies interviewed Jefferson, she told them she’d fallen asleep and woke up to find that Batiste had given the girl about six shots of vodka. Instead of taking the girl to the hospital, they simply dropped the baby girl off at her father’s home to let him deal with it.…

Cameron BeckHouston, TX — A pair of half siblings initially detained by police for shoplifting and possession of meth are now facing additional charges after police spotted the two making out behind bars.

Officers were dispatched to the Porter Walmart on the afternoon of February 28, to deal with an alleged shoplifter. There they found 24-year-old Charlene Ellet. She informed officers that her half-brother, 26-year-old Cameron Beck, had driven her and her toddler twins to the store. A short time later, Beck appeared at the Loss Prevention office looking for Charlene.

For whatever reason, police requested a search of Beck’s car. He consented because he’s obviously an idiot. Anyway, the search revealed  a “light bulb with burn marks and  a cut pen with a crystalline substance on it.” Surprise! That substance reportedly tested positive for meth. Ellet admitted she and Beck had smoked the meth about two weeks prior. Ellet was issued a citation for shoplifting under $50, and both were taken into custody for possession of a controlled substance.

It was then, police say, that Beck asked the arresting officer if they could just charge Ellet because she had a clean record.…

O faceLouth, Lincolnshire — A 19-year-old man is facing charges after admitting to having shagged his girlfriend’s Staffordshire bull terrier.

Wayne Bryson‘s girlfriend was apparently searching for some photos on his old cell phone, when she came across a video that showed her beloved fucking her dog. She turned the cellphone over to police and Bryson was taken into custody.

I would have to assume the girlfriend hasn’t been able to stop showering or douching since…

When questioned, Bryson failed to explain why he fucked the pooch, like any kind of explanation would suffice, but did claim that it was just that one time. He also failed to explain why he would record that shit to begin with.

In addition to being busted for bestiality, Bryson is also facing drug charges — it alleged that he was found to be in possession of marijuana.

Bryson was granted bail on the condition that he stay the hell away from any and all critters.…

Ashley Ann-Marie WaltonFORT WAYNE, ID – Ashley Ann-Marie Walton, 28, is facing battery and neglect charges after admitting she threw her baby against a wall when she could not get the infant to stop crying.

On January 10, Walton called 911 to report her baby girl was lethargic and her face was swollen. She said she woke up to her infant’s cries and found the baby lying on the bedroom floor with her three-year-old daughter standing nearby saying, “ut oh”. Walton sad she thought her older daughter had accidentally dropped the infant on her head.

Walton’s baby was rushed to the hospital in critical condition suffering from a skull fracture and brain bleeding. I’m assuming the injuries were more severe than being dropped on her head, so police decided to interview Walton at the police station. Walton stuck to her original story that she’d called 911 at 12:03 pm, immediately after finding her daughter injured.

Police confiscated Walton’s cell phone to verify her story, and found Walton was more concerned about getting drugs than she was about her injured infant. …

Vincent WadePennsauken, NJ – A man was arrested for driving under the influence after crashing his car outside a fried chicken joint and then disrobing to masturbate in public.

On Monday, 34-year-old Vincent Wade veered his car across an intersection and drove on to the curb, hitting a fixed object outside the Crown Fried Chicken restaurant. No injuries were reported, but witnesses reported Wade got out of his car and began yelling while undressing. Then, according to witnesses, he started choking his own chicken in front of the gathering crowd.

Wade attempted to leave the scene, but some very brave soul was able to remove the keys from his possession. When police arrived on the scene, Wade was found sitting naked in the driver seat of his car. He was unable to stand on his own and would not respond to any police questions.Wade was arrested and charged with driving under the influence. Surprisingly, he was not charged with indecent exposure or public lewdness.

Bystanders shot cell phone video of the incident, which captures Wade with his pants around his ankles, dancing around (un)provocatively while yanking on his dude piston a few times to the delight of the crowd. …


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