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HOUSTON, TX – Police have arrested Ashley Dack and her boyfriend after they say Dack took pictures of herself sexually assaulting children she was babysitting.
Court documents show that 29-year-old Dack and her boyfriend, Patrick Schuneman, were molesting children and would then brag about their actions in text messages to one another.
The couple were busted after Dack allegedly told a friend about her activities. That friend backed up Dack’s text messages after she asked him to charge it for her, then went to police.
A search of the couple’s residences turned up an iPhone with some pretty fucked up messages between the pair, including this following exchange from 2012:
Dack: Oh honey? I never know. There is a little girl at lunch with blonde pig tails, kept dancing around on the floor. Wanted you 2 to be hiding in my car and I could bring her 2 you. Maybe 4 [years of age].
Schuneman: Would love that. Would you join us or leave us alone?
Dack: Join you.…
GARLAND, TX – Police have taken a 12-year-old boy into custody for the fatal shooting of 13-year-old Matthew Cisneros, a death police initially thought was a suicide.
Back in February, police were called to a home where Cisneros was found dead from a gunshot wound with a gun lying near his body. According to Joe Harn with Garland Police, it wasn’t immediately certain if the shooting was self-inflicted.
But the resulting investigation revealed Cisneros and a 12-year-old friend were playing with the gun and that the younger boy wasn’t aware the gun was loaded when he pulled the trigger and fatally shot his friend.
The 12-year-old has been placed in custody and is now facing a manslaughter charge. I couldn’t find any details on how the boys got possession of the gun in the first place, but Texas law is pretty clear that anyone who allows a child to gain access to a loaded firearm can be charged with criminal negligence.
A friend of the Cisneros family has setup a GoFundMe page to help with the boy’s funeral expenses.…
BATON ROUGE, LA – Police have arrested 58-year-old Eldridge Dukes after they say he shot his 18-year-old son in the ass during an argument over orange juice.
Dukes and his son got into an argument on Sunday about having no orange juice that led to the teenager breaking a vase.
In response, Dukes grabbed a handgun and chased his son out of the house and down the street, firing several times. His son was hit once in the ass and suffered non-life-threatening injuries, say police.
Dukes was arrested and placed in the parish prison on counts of attempted manslaughter and illegal use of a dangerous weapon.
Some people just take their food seriously, man. A couple of months ago a 14-year-old stabbed his older brother to death over a soft drink and a bag of chips, and last year a man choked the shit out of his cookie eating roommate.…
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Three juveniles have been accused of murdering 51-year-old James Stuhlman as the man pleaded for his life during an armed robbery.
According to police, Stuhlman and his 13-year-old daughter would take his dog for a walk around the neighborhood every night. But on March 12, Stuhlman told his daughter it was getting a little late and walked his dog alone.
At around the same time, Brandon Smith (pictured) and Tyfine Hamilton, both 15-years-old, were with an unnamed 14-year-old boy playing basketball. Afterwards, they decided they wanted to rob someone.
They settled on Stuhlman because “he looked soft” and his dog did not look aggressive. After confronting Stuhlman and announcing he was being robbed, the man begged for his life and pleaded with the teens not to shoot him.
Hamilton ignored his pleas, according to police, and shot the man once in the chest. Being the cowards that they are, the teens ran off without taking anything from Stuhlman.
Stuhlman would be found on the ground holding a flashlight in one hand and his dog’s leash in the other. …
Earlier this month, a woman returned home to find someone had broke into her home and made off with a smart TV, a Wi-Fi Blu-ray, laptop computer, and a surround sound system.
A few days later the woman noticed someone was watching movies using her Netflix account. She contacted police who were able to trace the IP address to the home of Alexander.
Aside from finding Alexander inside the home, police also located all of the woman’s stolen electronics. Alexander was subsequently arrested and charged with with burglary. He’s currently being held on $75,000 bail.
Alexander isn’t the first thief whose own stupidity was largely responsible for them getting busted. Hell, he’s not even the dumbest.
We had one idiot who who posted a picture on Facebook of himself holding the name plate he pried off the door of a judge. Another moron, and one of favorites, used his own phone to call the issuing bank of a stolen credit card to ask how much credit remained.…
BOULDER COUNTY, CO – A 12-year-old girl in Colorado has been detained by police after authorities say she tried to murder her mother with bleach because her iPhone was taken away.
The sheriff’s office received a phone call from the girl’s mother as she was in the hospital. She told them that she fell ill after drinking a glass of water that smelled like bleach.
She informed them that a few days earlier she had gotten ill after drinking a smoothie. After this most recent incident, she told police she confronted her daughter who allegedly admitted she’d purposely poured bleach in her beverages in an attempt to kill her.
The girl reportedly said she was angry with her mother for taking away her iPhone.
Police detained the 12-year-old and placed her in a juvenile detention center on two counts of attempted first-degree murder, according to the sheriff’s office.
“She had pre-planned this a couple different times,” Sgt. Bill Crist of the sheriff’s office said.
Now it is up to the district attorney to decide what charges they may pursue against the girl. …
PLANT CITY, FL – Izbella Bronson was killed after the A 2-year-old fell out of her great-grandmother’s minivan and was accidentally run over.
According to Hillsborough County deputies, Izbella Bronson was with 69-year-old Alice Barber in a 2008 Kia Sedona, waiting at the end of Barber’s private dirt driveway to pick up the girl’s brothers as they got off their school bus.
As Izbella’s 7-year-old brother ran ahead of the vehicle towards the house, Barber allowed Izbella and her 9-year-old brother to sit on the floor of the minivan with one of the side doors open as she proceeded back up the driveway.
“Sometimes, the kids would sit there and dangle their feet out and she would travel very slowly,” said HCSO spokesperson Larry McKinnon. “Unfortunately, this time on the way back, she obviously hit something that knocked the child out.”
Izbella ended up falling underneath the minivan and was ran over by one of the vehicle’s rear tires, which makes the entire story more horrific when combined with that “very slowly” portion of McKinnon’s statement.…
In case you missed it, Jaded was able to join me once again and discuss the top 10 terrible stories circulating the site for the last week.
These stories included butt-sex with angels, semen creamer, smooth abortions, Craigslist deliveries, being board to death, babies and the mothers who decapitate them, getting high as a motherfucker, and starving babies eating shit.
We did not go over the oddest search phrases that have landed people on the site, but we did go on a long rant on why we have an issue with the way members will often go after “tard defenders” in our forums. If you’d like to call in during future shows, you can do so at (704) 750-9928.
NEW BRIGHTON, MN – A Minnesota woman isn’t very happy that a judge dropped sexual misconduct charges against a co-worker who jacked off into her cup of coffee.
Pat Maahs said that last August she caught her co-worker standing near her cup of coffee on her desk. The man had a “deer in headlights” look and immediately left the room, she said.
She then noticed that the man had left something behind. “I looked down at the desk and there was a puddle on the desk,” said Maahs. That puddle turned out to be the man’s sperm.
The co-worker would later admit he sweetened up Maahs’ coffee with some of his home-made cream. Maahs doesn’t think this is the first time the man has done this as she says she’d been tasting spoiled coffee over the previous six months.
The man was arrested and subsequently charged with two counts of criminal sexual conduct. But a judge has dismissed those charges, saying that a loophole in the laws meant that what the co-worker did was not illegal.…
TRONDHEIM, NORWAY – A 26-year-old man from Norway is facing seven years in jail after feeding his ex-girlfriend, who was pregnant with his child, a smoothie laced with an abortion drug.
The pair had a short relationship and a child together already, but were no longer together when they met at a party and decided to scrump. This resulted in the woman getting pregnant with his second child and the man suffering from some serious post bang regret.
“He tried several times to convince me to have an abortion but it was not an option for me,” the woman told the court in Trondheim.
Feeling that he had no way out, the man researched abortive medications and purchased the drugs online. He gave the woman the pills under the guise that they were over-the-counter pain killers. His first attempt was unsuccessful and evident at a pregnancy check-up which showed the baby was still developing. He freaked knowing that if a developing child were exposed to these drugs they could be born with severe deformities.…
SOUTH WHITEHALL TWP, PA – Police have arrested 20-year-old Caleb Barnes and his 14-year-old girlfriend after authorities say Barnes stabbed the girl’s mother to death before the pair buried the woman’s body in a shallow grave.
On Friday night, Cheryl Silvonek took her daughter and Barnes to an Eric Church concert. Later that night, the three got into an argument while sitting in a car in Silvonek’s driveway.
No word on what the argument was about, but news reports are alluding to Silvonek not being too happy about her young daughter dating a 20-year-old Army specialist out of Fort Meademan.
Whatever the argument was about, Silvonek lost when Barnes allegedly used a knife to stab her repeatedly in the neck as they sat in the car. Afterwards, Barnes and Silvonek’s daughter drove another car to Walmart where they bought items to clean up the crime scene.
The pair then drove Silvonek’s car with her body inside to a rural road where they buried Silvonek in a shallow grave. While they were sticking the woman in the ground, a neighbor saw the car and went to investigate.…
Dynel Lane Accused Of Cutting Baby Out Of Pregnant Woman’s Womb After Luring Victim With Craigslist AdMarch 19, 2015 at 10:44 am by Morbid
LONGMONT, CO — Police have arrested 34-year-old Dynel Lane after they say she cut a baby out of a pregnant woman after luring the victim to her home under the pretense of selling baby clothes.
The 26-year-old victim, who was seven months pregnant, went to Lane’s home after responding to a Craigslist ad for baby clothes. Once there, police allege Lane attacked the woman and cut her fetus from her womb.
Police say that Lane’s husband drove her and the baby to the hospital where Lane carried in the victim’s dead baby and told hospital staff that she had suffered a miscarriage.
The victim was able to call 911 from Lane’s home where police would find her beaten and stabbed. She was taken to the hospital where she underwent surgery and is expected to survive.
Lane, a mother of two who once had a certified nurse’s aide credential, was arrested and charged with attempted first-degree murder, first-degree assault and child abuse knowingly/reckless resulting in death. Murder charges may or may not be filed against Lane.…
MANHATTAN – A woman was killed Tuesday afternoon as she walked down the street after being hit by a piece of plywood blown from a high-end condo constructions site.
The 37-year-old woman was chatting on her cell phone as she walked along W. 12th St. when wind tore a 4-foot by 8-foot piece of plywood from a nearby security fence surrounding the construction of some luxury condos.
The wood sailed across the street and struck the woman, slamming her head into the wall of a parking garage. She was rushed to the hospital but would die from her injuries. An official cause of death was pending an autopsy.
I find freak accidents like this fascinating, which is why you find so many on the site. We’ve reported on kids getting killed from signs falling in airports, women dying while puking out a car window, and even a woman who drowned while snow skiing after falling into a creek and having her helmet get lodged between two rocks.
Point being, you just never know when your, or someone you know, time is up.…
NEW BERN, NC – Police have arrested 18-year-old Eh Lar Doh Htoo after they say he used a machete to murder three brothers aged 1, 5, and 12, and injure their mother and sister.
Chief Toussaint Summers, Jr. says police received a call Tuesday night regarding a man outside a home with a knife. When officers arrived at the scene they found Htoo and he was taken into custody.
Inside the home of Htoo’s neighbor they would find five family members Htoo had allegedly attacked with a machete-style knife. Two young brothers were dead at the scene, and another brother would die later after being rushed to the hospital.
Their sister and mother were also injured in the attack, but have already been released from the hospital. Their father was at work at the time of the incident.
Eh Lar Doh Htoo is currently in the Craven County jail, held under a $1 million bond. He’s been charged with assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill inflicting serious injury.…
STAMFORD, CT – A 15-year-old boy and 22-year-old James McLamb have been charged with murder after the teen stabbed 52-year-old Antonio Muralles to death because he accidentally spilled coffee on them.
Muralles was exiting the McDonald’s on Bedford Street with a cup of coffee last week, when he bumped into the teen and accidentally spilled coffee on him.
Words were exchanged and the two suspects began to taunt Muralles and hit him with a stick before the teen pulled out a knife and stabbed Muralles.
“Without warning, he was viciously attacked and stabbed through the heart,” Capt. Richard Conklin said during a news conference. “A very heinous, tragic incident.”
Muralles collapsed on the sidewalk and was rushed to the hospital, but would die from his injuries after undergoing emergency surgery.
With the help of a narcotics informant, surveillance cameras, and members of the public that witnessed the incident, investigators were able to quickly identify three suspects.
Police would learn that McLamb, was already in custody in New Haven on an unrelated weapons charge.…
COLLEGE HILL, OH – Police have arrested 20-year-old Deasia Watkins after they say she decapitated her three-month-old daughter early Monday morning.
A group of children are the ones who called 911 after they walked into the home and found Deasia inside with her dead daughter, Janiyah.
Hamilton Co. Coroner Dr. Lakshmi Sammarco said multiple trauma caused the newborn’s death, but sources have confirmed that Janiyah’s head had been severed.
Watkins was arrested and charged with aggravated murder. She was taken to University of Cincinnati Medical Center to undergo a mental evaluation.
Janiyah was recently removed from Watkins’ care and placed with a family member because there were concerns over Watkins’ mental health. When a spokesperson from Hamilton County Job and Family Services was asked to comment, they referred all questions to the prosecutor’s office.
The Cincinnati Police Department Homicide Unit and the coroner’s office are investigating are trying to determine whether anyone else was involved in her death.
“We’re going to go over the evidence that we have, and try and make sense of this murder which, seems to us, is very senseless,” said Sammarco.…
PORT ORANGE, FL — A 17-year-old student at Spruce Creek High School was taken into custody Monday after selling some hash oil brownies to fellow students that sent some of them to the hospital.
According to the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office, the teen sold seven hash oil brownies at school for five bucks each. He told the buyers that the brownies were potent and shouldn’t be eaten at one time.
At least 10 students ate the brownies, with four of them possibly not heeding the teen’s advice and becoming so sick that they required hospitalization. “One of the students was so impaired on Monday that he could barely speak,” deputies said in a hilarious statement.
The student who allegedly brought the batch of brownies was taken into custody after being chased by a campus official and tossing 11 more brownies into a trash can. He’s been charged with four counts of sale and delivery of a controlled substance with intent to distribute and seven counts of culpable negligence.
Last year, because of our asinine drug laws, a 19-year-old with a spotless record was facing life behind bars in Texas after he got busted selling hash oil brownies.…
BALDWIN TOWNSHIP, MN – Michael Gunderson, 32, is facing charges after his two children were found by their mother starving in a crib, and one of them appearing to eat feces.
The children’s mother left for Utah for work, leaving the toddlers, ages 2 and 3, in the care of Gunderson. When she returned two months later, she found the kids alone in a crib inside a home that smelled like piss and was littered with trash and dog shit.
Even worse, the children were “weak and thin” with their rib cages clearly defined. One “appeared to be trying to eat feces,” while another was too weak to even walk.
The mother took her kids to the hospital where medical personnel noted that the children had sores on their bodies and “were diagnosed as being severely malnourished and subject to starvation.” The kids were immediately given fluids by IV, and police were notified about the conditions of the children.
When police interviewed Gunderson, he admitted he left the children at home so he could go to work.…