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Longmont, CO – Richard Troupe, 52, is being investigated for indecent exposure after an incident at a Burger King drive-thru yesterday morning. According to police, Troupe pulled up to the drive-thru window with his dick in hand and asked the 24-year-old female employee if she would like to “handle his whopper.” Oooh, good one, Dick. That ranks right up there with, “Hey baby, what’s your sign?” How she managed to refrain from jumping right out that window and straight onto his johnson is beyond me, but she kept her wits about her and jotted down dude’s license plate number as he drove away. “This was a very traumatic experience for this young woman,” Police Commander Jeff Satur said. “She had no idea what he might be capable of.” Troupe was pulled over a short time later, and while he hasn’t been charged with indecent exposure as of yet, he did get booked on charges of drunk driving. Restaurant employees told police that Troupe had been in the parking lot earlier and had gone through the drive-through, but didn’t order any food.…

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Waseca, MN – You know, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen someone rock a greasy mullet as magnificently as Terry Allen Lester. That, the crazy-eyed stare, and the fact that he planned on blowing up one of his ex-girlfriends with a vibrator bomb has earned him a permanent spot here at the Dreamin’ Demon. Congrats, Terry…here’s your 15 minutes. Police were informed of Terry’s ingenious exploding vibrator plan by two females, who up until last week were his roommates. When Terry was kicked to the curb, he inadvertently left some of his belongings behind – amid those items, a Coffee Mate container with the words “Christmas Gifts” written on the lid. Inside the container, a modified black vibrator that had been filled with BB’s, buck shot and gunpowder. Attached to the device were black and red wires that connected to a trigger with a battery port, but no battery. Even before the discovery of the device, Terry had reportedly informed one of the women he intended to give the vibrator to one of three ex-girlfriends because their relationship had ended on a bad note.…

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Wilmer, AL – According to police, a missing person’s report was filed on Nancy Dickens on December 9, after her sister told authorities that every time she tried to contact Nancy, her son, 29-year-old Christopher Salter, had a myriad of excuses as to why his mother was unavailable. While executing a search warrant on the home Nancy shared with her son, police noticed the sheets from her hospital-style bed were missing, and there was blood splattered on the floor and wall. Investigators then requested a one-on-one with Christopher. Just moments before he confessed to beating his quadriplegic mother to death with a hammer, he asked investigators to promise to seek the death penalty against him – in my version of reality, they would have heartily agreed to his terms and shot him about 4.2 seconds after the confession was signed. Sadly, though, investigators could promise him no such thing…Christopher talked anyway. He told police that he and his mom had been smoking crack together when he excused himself from the room and retrieved a hammer.…

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Parenting 1:01

January 6, 2011 at 12:50 pm by  

After catching his nephew acting hard on Facebook, dude whoops his ass on webcam. I know there will be some disagreements in his parenting methods but watching it took me back to the ’80s and remembering why hearing my mother say “Go to your room and wait ’til your father gets home” was equivalent to being told I had three hours to live.

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LANCASTER, Wis. — Well look at who’s back on D’D again. Poor Dustin Radke just cannot seem to stop putting his dick where it doesn’t belong. First it was back in 2006 when the 24-year-old and two friends tried to dig up 20-year-old Laura Tennessen. The young lady had died in a motorcycle accident and the trio figured their chances of having sex with her had increased greatly. Luckily they were caught before they had a chance to remove her from her grave after having problems breaking through the concrete vault. Radke eventually plead guilty to attempted third-degree sexual assault in February 2009 and was sentenced to a year in prison and two-and-a-half years of extended supervision. Now his dick has gotten him in some trouble once again. It wasn’t a dead girl this time, but it may have been better had it been one. This time it’s for having sex with a living, 14-year-old girl. The girl’s mother contacted police after she found out her daughter was having sex with Radke.…

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Middletown, OH – Michael Hall is behind bars today in Middletown, Ohio, being held on $100,000 bond for the alleged rape of a 10 year old girl. According to the victim, the abuse has been going on for about two years. The girl finally decided to report the abuse to her mother after her school taught a lesson teaching children on how to report sexual abuse. She has trouble speaking of the incidents and could only tell her mother what happened by writing it down on a piece of paper. When the girl handed her mother the pink piece of construction paper, she thought it was simply an art project or card the daughter had made. Nothing could prepare her for the 7 bulleted points the daughter outlined, detailing the graphic details of the past two years. The mother indicated she previously noticed a drop in her daughter’s self-esteem and set up appointments for counseling, but nothing seemed to help. Now she realizes what likely caused the change in behavior.…

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Serial Rapist Preys On The Elderly

January 6, 2011 at 11:49 am by  

Germantown, MD – A 68 year old woman was lying in bed Wednesday morning when a man entered her Germantown, MD apartment and sexually assaulted her. After interviewing the victim, police believe this is the same man who raped her back on June 19th around 3:20 am. That’s right… he came back for a repeat. This guy must really like great-grandmas because police linked the June attack to the rape of an 86 year old woman living in Churchill Senior Living Center, which is across the street from the 68 year old victim’s apartment. The rape of the 86 year old occurred on August 21st around 4 am when the suspect gained access to the woman’s apartment through an unlocked window and assaulted her as she slept in her bed. The woman was taken to an area hospital for treatment, although her injuries were non-life-threatening. The suspect is described as a black man, 16 – 25 years old, 5’10” tall, weighing about 145 pounds. Police ask anyone with information about the assaults to call 240-773-5070 or 1-866-411-TIPS (8477).…

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Kimly Prak Orphaned Eight Children

January 6, 2011 at 11:34 am by  

Columbus, OH – I don’t have much on this one yet, but according to authorities, an 11 year old girl called police yesterday to report a shooting in her house before herding 7 other kids, including an infant, to a neighbor’s house for safety. Police say 29-year-old Kimly Prak shot his ex-girlfriend, 25-year-old Keorattana Lo, to death before turning the weapon on himself. Sgt. Steven Little said the couple had been arguing while the woman was at the residence visiting with some of the children. While the nature of the argument has not been released, neighbors told newspaper officials that the man had not been the same since the woman moved out after their break up 4 months ago. Police believe Lo was the mother of five or six of the children, and Prak was the father of two. After the shooting, the children were placed with Franklin County Children Services. All eight were unharmed. Sounds to me like he was not ready to let go, and the kids were obviously the last thing on his mind.…

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Meridian, ID – Michael James Lee, a former detention deputy at the Ada County Jail, was arraigned Wednesday on six felony charges for the alleged rape and abduction of his wife, and for the murder of his mother, 46-year-old Lynn Marie Blake. According to authorities, Michael sexually assaulted his wife on Tuesday, bound her with chains and tape, and put her in the trunk of a car. He placed their 4-month-old daughter in the backseat of the vehicle and the threeseom headed to his mother’s house. Michael’s wife later told police that he drove to Lynn’s home with the intention of robbing her. When Michael arrived at his mother’s house, he took the baby in and sat down to dinner with her and her 56-year-old partner, and carried on what was described as a “normal conversation” for nearly an hour. The wife? Still in the trunk. Lynn’s partner told police she went to lie down, but soon emerged from her room after hearing a strange noise. The noise was the sound of Michael stabbing his mother to death.…

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Newton, NC — As the months pass, more information is coming out about the Zahra Baker case. For those of you who aren’t familiar, this is the case of the 10 year old girl who was reported missing on October 9th after a fire broke out at her father’s home. Zahra had a pretty tough life, losing a leg to leukemia, needing hearing aids in both ears and being abused by her stepmother. There have also been accusations of Elisa’s relatives raping the child before her death. Today more interesting details were released. The stepmother told police the girl actually died on September 24th, 2 weeks before being reported missing. Elisa’s information led police to Zahra’s remains which were scattered around North Carolina. And now it seems as if Elisa’s ex-husband, Aaron Young, may have something to do with the case. Oddly enough, Elisa told her new husband that Aaron was her brother, and according to the warrant, pictures of Aaron with Zahra are on Elisa and Aaron’s facebook pages.…

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Winston-Salem, NC – Mark Mercer, a 23-year-old math teacher and girl’s volleyball coach at Jefferson Middle School, was charged Tuesday with multiple counts of statutory rape and other offenses after being accused of having sex with two 14-year-old female students. According to authorities, the alleged incidents occurred off campus between October 1 and December 28. The investigation began when a parent of one of the girls discovered nearly 1,000 text messages between Mercer and the teen. Said parent could see the number of texts between the two, but could not read them. A few days later, another parent stepped forward with similar accusations against Mercer. At that point, police had enough evidence against Mercer to make an arrest. David Freedman, Mercer’s attorney, said Mercer turned himself in, consented to a search of his home and submitted a DNA sample. “He was very cooperative with authorities,” Freedman said. Mercer is now facing 13 counts of first-degree statutory rape, eight counts of felony sex offense with a student and eight counts of taking indecent liberties.…

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Indianapolis, IN — No mug on this yet because the case is still under investigation, but here’s a picture of an alleged drag queen sitting on the pooper. An unnamed 59-year-old man called police early Tuesday morning to report he’d been beaten and robbed by what witnesses claim was couple of claw hammer-wielding drag queens. He told police that he had walked to a check cashing store at about 6:30 that morning and walked out with about $700 in cash. As he was walking home, the two subjects reportedly approached him, hit him on the head with a claw hammer, and demanded the dough. The man said he gave ‘em what they wanted out of fear of being thunked again, and the assailants took off down a nearby alley. Police seem to think the alleged drag queens were watching the victim as he entered the check cashing store after an employee told them that the suspects had been in the store earlier that morning. One of the men may have been wearing a plaid coat, and the other had red hair with braids.…

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Police: Cabbie Rapist May Have More Victims

January 6, 2011 at 2:10 am by  

Santa Ana, CA – A cab driver in Orange County, California  is out on bail after allegedly raping a female passenger. Back in July, the 45-year-old woman called a cab after having too much to drink. Orlando Bruce Bosley picked her up in Sunset Beach and was to drive her to her mother’s house in Seal Beach, CA. When the woman went to get cab fare from her purse, Bosley reportedly punched her in the face, and police say while she was unconscious, he dragged her into her mother’s empty home and raped her. Unfortunately for her, she wasn’t unconscious during the entire rape and had to actually experience brutal sex with this guy. This story is gaining some publicity today because police now believe 57-year-old Bosley may have more victims. Because of the facts and evidence in the case, police do not think this is the first time he has committed these acts. Bosley is up for arraignment on January 18th and faces up to 8 years in prison.…

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Plainfield, IL – Meet Ashley Blumenshine. The 27 year old PE teacher at Plainfield North High School in Illinois was practically caught having sex with a 16 year old student in the parking lot behind a Kohl’s Department Store. She has been charged with criminal sexual abuse, which carries a minimum sentence of four years in prison. When police noticed two suspicious vehicles in the lot, they approached, only to find the teacher and student just moments after they finished having sex. Blumenshine was sitting in the drivers seat and the half-dressed teen was still in the backseat of the car, he apparently had not yet had enough time to jump back into the front. According to witnesses, the police just missed the live show. Once police conducted the necessary interviews, they found that the pair have been having a romantic relationship for about a month now, and although he attended the same school she taught at, Blumenshine was never the teen’s teacher. According to the high school, she has been teaching with the district since 2006, but she probably won’t have that job once she gets out of jail.…

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Man Goes To Taco Bell…To Die?

January 5, 2011 at 2:41 pm by  

Spokane, WA – There is very little information on this one so far, but what is known is friggin’ bizzare. Spokane police say a man walked into a Taco Bell restaurant at about 8:00 Monday evening, headed straight to the back of the kitchen, and without a word, locked himself inside a large walk-in cooler. Restaurant employees immediately called 911 and police arrived on scene just minutes later. It took police officers an estimated 15 minutes to dismantle the heavy door and pry it open – once inside, they found 42-year-old Richard Thomas dead. Officer Jennifer DeRuwe said there were no obvious signs of trauma. The man was dressed normally and it didn’t appear as if he had died of exposure. Police do not believe Thomas had any connection to the restaurant. Law enforcement officials will look at autopsy results to point to a definitive cause of death. In other Taco Hell news, a couple of Taco Bell employees in Oklahoma City were arrested Thursday night after allegedly imbibing during their lunch hour and returning to the restaurant afterwards to tear shit up.…

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VIRGINIA BEACH, Va – Can’t say I blame 21-year-old Jermaine Morgan for pleading guilty to voluntary manslaughter in the death of 2-year-old Jordan Ferebee. He got 10 years in prison with 10 suspended. Had he went to trial, there was more than enough evidence to show that Morgan beat his friend’s little boy too death and a jury may have not been as lenient towards a man who beat a toddler hard enough to tear his liver. Back in July of 2009, Jordan’s mother, LaKisha Ferebee, left him in the care of a friend while she and Morgan went to the mall. Little Jordan cried for his mother and chased after them as they walked to the car. Morgan took the boy back inside, struck him and put him to bed. While at the mall, the babysitter called them home because Jordan was throwing up. After returning home, Ferebee left to go buy food while Morgan went upstairs. A witness stated they heard Morgan hitting and slapping Jordan. Later that day, Jordan was found limp and unresponsive.…

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Lawrence, MA – Alexis Medina, 23, is being held without bail after his arraignment on murder charges in Lawrence District Court in Boston. Medina, who was previously convicted of child abuse for breaking an older daughter’s skull back in September 2008, openly admitted to shaking and “rough-housing” his 4 month old namesake, Alexis Medina, Jr. Alexis Jr. died last Wednesday after being brain dead for hours at Tufts Medical Center. What caused little Alexis Jr. to be brain dead? His shit-stain of a father woke to his crying after Mom, Jocelyn DeJesus, had already left for work. Medina wasn’t having that. While Jr. was lying face down, “Dad” allegedly pushed down on his back to quiet him so he could get some more sleep. About 2 to 3 hours later Medina’s mom, the infants grandmother, came over to babysit 4 month old Jr. and his 20 month old sister Nayeli, and found the infant unresponsive. 911 was alerted and paramedics resuscitated the infant but he was already brain dead. Prosecutor Kate MacDougall stated that although Medina admitted to shaking the baby, the cause of death appears to be suffocation.…

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Chicago, IL — A woman called 911 Sunday night claiming her boyfriend was attacking her. Officers dispatched to the woman’s home were not amused when they realized the real reason they had been summoned – the woman, 40-year-old Ana Perez, wanted them to force her boyfriend to marry her. “She called  911 to scare him and have the police force him to marry her,” said Grand Central District police Capt. Ronald Pontecore. “The officers raced to the scene, believing a woman was in danger, only to find out its something ridiculous like that. It puts us in jeopardy and the public. It’s not a good thing.” Not only that, but it “ticked the officers off!” Perez was placed under arrest and charged with one count of misdemeanor disorderly conduct. And the boyfriend? Wedding bells won’t be ringing anytime soon – he was in the process of dumping her dumb ass when she placed the 911 call. Thanks, Aena!…

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