In The Mean Time...
Miami, FL – The shithead you see to the left, Roberto Fortin, should’a been sterilized years ago. He is callous, cold, lazy and a piss-poor excuse for a father. He and his wife, Yoselin Aguirre, are currently facing charges of child neglect because they both failed to seek medical care for his autistic 7-year-old son. When the boy was seen in the emergency room Sunday night after his heart stopped, he was found to be severely underweight – tipping the scales at about 40 pounds when he should be closer to 70. He also had lesions all over his body his body where the skin had come off and was left untreated. Roberto claimed he’d been monitoring his son’s condition and was certain it would get better. His woman’s lame excuse was even lamer – she said that she didn’t seek help for the kid because she’s not his biological mother. His condition went unnoticed by others because he’s home schooled. What really steams me is that fact that Roberto has already lost one child to negligence.…Continue Reading
ORLANDO, Fla. — The Polk County Sheriff’s office performed a sex sting, posing as women who were looking for men on Craigslist to have sex with them and their underage children. During the four-day operation, police snagged 15 men as they each showed up at a home under the understanding that they would be having sex with children from the ages of 8 to 14. The men’s ages ranged from 18 to 67 and what they expected to find at the home was pretty disgusting. The 67-year-old man was quoted as saying, “This is what I’ve waited a lifetime for. The opportunity to have sex with a 14-year-old girl and her mother.” One man brought candy for a 13-year-old girl who was to perform gymnastics in the nude. “This group of folks were as disgusting as any group we’ve arrested,” sheriff Grady Judd said. And who they snared in their sting was also a shock to some. Married men with children, a little league coach who coached the son of one of the arresting officers and a local hero.…Continue Reading
JACKSON COUNTY, IL – On the lighter side of the news, a group of hikers had to be rescued THREE TIMES at Cedar Lake over the weekend. According to the Jackson County Sheriff’s office, some lost hikers called them Friday because they were lost on a trail. Deputies and local fisherman were able to find them a couple hours later and took all four back to their vehicle. On Saturday the same group called police because they had gotten lost for a second time. Once again deputies located the group and led them back to their campsite. A short time later, the same group called back reporting they had somehow gotten lost a third time, were out of water and could not find their way back to their vehicle. A rescue boat (?) found the group and took them back to their vehicle. I don’t go hiking. Mostly because I don’t want to be eaten by a bear, raped by a hillbilly or haunted by a witch. But if I did ever attempt to enjoy the activity, getting lost once would probably be enough for me to not attempt it again without a GPS and Google Maps.…Continue Reading
Orangeburg, SC – They haven’t officially charged anyone yet, but it looks like a mother in South Carolina pulled a Susan Smith and sent rolled her car into into the Edisto River with her two young sons, 18-month-old Ja’Van Duley and 2-year-old Devean Duley, strapped in their car seats. Shaquan Duley, 29, called police after walking nearly a mile and told them that she had been in a car accident and that her car had went into the river. Police were able to find the submerged sedan at the end of a boat ramp, her two dead children inside. Duley, who officers observed showed no signs of being wet, was charged with leaving the scene of an accident. Police add that there was no signs of any type of accident on the road and that the car was found still in neutral. The incident has “stench of foul play,” Orangeburg County sheriff says. He also told CBS’ “Early Show” on Tuesday that investigators are ready to present their case to a judge in hopes of getting murder charges.…Continue Reading
Louisville, KY – After being called out on a report of a suspicious vehicle parked in an elementary school parking lot early Sunday morning, officers discovered the two occupants of the car were in a rather compromising position. On top, 18-year-old Gerald McIntosh III – underneath him, a mostly naked 12-year-old girl. The responding officers ordered the two to get their clothes on and exit the car. The girl, who, according to police, had no understanding of the phrase “consensual sex,” blurted out, “It was going to happen no matter what!” Though investigators are unclear as to how the two met, they did find out that McIntosh picked the child up at Skate-O-Rama, a skating rink located next door to the elementary school. McIntosh was booked on rape charges and hauled off to the slammer. He’s being held on $100,000 cash bond and has been ordered to steer clear of the young ‘en. Oh, and to add insult to injury, he was also issued a ticket for littering. Officers found a discarded condom wrapper outside his vehicle.…Continue Reading
Elyria, OH – A 14-year-old boy is being held in a juvenile detention facility charged with aggravated arson after police say he intentionally set fire to his 17-year-old cousin, Jasmin Pyles, injuring her infant Goddaughter at the same time. Jasmin told officers that she was laying in bed with 11-month-old Melina Hall, when her young cousin came into the room and demanded a cigarette. She refused his demand, so he poured nail polish remover on her pants, splashing the infant and the mattress with the liquid in the process, and brandished a lighter. “I told him to put the (bleeping) lighter down,” she told officers. His response? “I don’t have to fucking listen to you!” Then he flicked his Bic. Jasmin’s pants, the mattress and the baby immediately caught fire. The asshole 14-year-old then took off running to a neighbor’s home and the resident there called police. Jasmin was taken away by ambulance, suffering from burns to the back of her legs. Melina was LifeFlighted out of there and is listed in serious condition.…Continue Reading
PHOENIX, Arizona — They are not releasing names yet, but a 16-year-old girl has been charged with child abuse after calling cops claiming her baby had been kidnapped by armed men. Police were contacted by the young mother at around 8:30 p.m. Saturday. She was frantic and told a story of armed men snatching her baby at gunpoint while she walked down the street. Police began a search for the baby, and at around 11:30 p.m., a K-9 unit located the 1-year-old girl …Continue Reading
LANCASTER, Pa. – Gruesome story out of Lancaster where some sick bastard(s) dug up the grave of a 9-year-old girl and stole her casket and remains. Paula Ream suffered from cerebral palsy and died in 1962, was buried in Riverview Memorial Cemetery alongside her parents. Police believe the grave was robbed sometime Thursday night or early Friday morning as the caretaker discovered the open grave on Friday. Family members are shocked and like myself, wondering why in the hell anyone would do this. I have my suspicions that involves stupid kids, but no matter who is responsible, that’s some pretty sick shit. Lancaster County Crimestoppers is offering a reward up to $1,000 for information leading to the arrest and or conviction of the idiot(s) responsible. Police say they combed the area for evidence and have already been getting tips from callers. So with any luck we will have some mughsots shortly.…Continue Reading
Stevenson, AL - Though authorities aren’t releasing many details, one thing is clear – Sherman McBryar has been accused of abusing and torturing his two daughters, ages 1 and 2. In one incident, McBryar is accused of repeatedly slamming his 1-year-old child’s head into the wall and twisting a piece of wire around her wrist to prevent her from sucking her thumb. We also know that McBryar is accused of putting his other toddler child into a car seat and placing said car seat and child in a 90+ degree bathroom with three goats. Yes, you read that right. Goats. In the bathroom. It appears as if the girls’ mother filed a complaint against McBryar, her common-law husband, on Thursday and he was arrested later that day. Investigators say it is the worst case of child abuse they have ever seen and had they not intervened when they did, it was very likely that one or both of the girls would have died from the abuse. Luckily, they were both treated and released into the custody of their mother’s family.…Continue Reading
I just finished watching a film called SURVIVING CROOKED LAKE that was just dark enough that I though I’d post something about it. It’s a survival tale that deviates from the standard all male formula these films usually subscribe to, the characters in CROOKED LAKE being a small group of 14-year-old girls. The four best friends get themselves lost in the Canadian wilderness during a canoeing excursion after their guide, Jonah, dies in an accident. The girls attempt to find their way back to civilization with no supplies, no idea of where to go and no knowledge of surviving off the land aside from pitching a tent and roasting marshmellows. If that wasn’t enough hurdles, Jonah’s little sister refuses to leave his body behind insisting the girls drag his corpse along with them. The longer it takes for them to find help, the riper Johna’s corpse becomes. This makes an extremely difficult task practically unbearable for all aside from the determined Steph, leading to shifting allegiances within the group and attracting the predators who smell a tasty meal from miles away.…Continue Reading
MASCOTTE, Fla. – Police have arrested 55-year-old Michael Minchey who they say went into the home of a pregnant woman and tried to rape her. She told police that she knew Minchey but never allowed him in the house. When he walked in she asked him to leave, but he choked her, pushed her to the ground and tried to take off her clothes. The woman said that after kneeing him in the groin, he became angry and punched her in the stomach. That’s when her son, reported to be around 3-years-old, entered the room and began hitting Minchey with a broomstick. Minchey pushed the boy into an entertainment center and left the residence. When police arrived at Minchey’s home, he called the woman a lying “crack whore” before they even told him why they were there. He was arrested and charged with attempted rape, child abuse, burglary and aggravated battery. If the allegations are true, and the story is accurate, this kid has it MADE. I would’ve held something like this over my mom’s head all the time.…Continue Reading
BATON ROUGE, LA - Some name-calling turned deadly when a group of girls got into fight in their neighborhood. Police say that sometime during the altercation, 18-year-old India Hickman went home, got a knife and tried to stab Gloria Clark. But Gloria’s sister, 15-year-old Eltonique Clark, tried to protect her and ended up getting stabbed in the side of the neck. Her grandmother tried to run to her aid, but Eltonigue took two steps then fell to the pavement. “The blood just started gushing out of her nose, her mouth. She just couldn’t hold it. After that, she just laid there,” Clark’s grandmother told reporters. Clark was a student at Prescott Middle School, where she just started the 8th grade. Hickman was booked into the East Baton Rouge Parish Prison and charged with manslaughter. Eltonique’s father had some advice for kids. “All I want to tell young kids is think before you grab something. It’s okay to take a whipping and you’ll live to fight another day.”…Continue Reading
Orlando, Florida – Police say that after 24-year-old Ryan Ray Scurlock shot his girlfriend to death he went to a local shooting range, rented a gun and after firing a few rounds he fatally shot himself. Police say that before Scurlock entered the Gallery Gun Range on Saturday, he sent some disturbing text messages to friends stating that he had just become a murderer and had killed his girlfriend, 21-year-old Jennifer Lynn Roqueta. Scurlock and Roqueta had recently broken up but friends say they had recently began dating again. During their investigation into Scurlock’s suicide, police would perform a well-being check and find Roquetta, along with one of her dogs, dead inside her apartment. “She was a sweet girl. She didn’t deserve what happened to her,” said Roquetta’s coworker John Adams. ”(Scurlock) was always kind of weird, but I never thought something like this was going to happen,” Adams said. A security camera captured Scurlock’s suicide, so I expect a LiveLeak video at some point.…Continue Reading
PAYSON, Ariz. — Searchers are in the air and on the ground frantically searching for 4-year-old Travis Mitchell who disappeared in some woods while playing with friends. Travis was with his older brother and a group of kids playing in some neighborhood woods Sunday evening when walked home to use the bathroom. It wasn’t until the his 10-year-old brother got back to the house that anyone realized Travis had never made it back. The family immediately began searching and called police when they could not locate him. Payson police Sgt. John Heflin say Travis has dark hair, was wearing a red shirt with a football helmet on the front of it, blue shorts and flip flop sandals. Police say there is no indication of foul play.I spent many years with my friends playing in the woods near our neighborhood. Good times…although I wasn’t 4-years-old. I haven’t pulled up the area on a map yet, but I’m assuming the home was pretty close to where the kids were playing. …Continue Reading
Boston - Philip Markoff, the man awaiting trial for the murder of model Julissa Brisman, was found dead in his cell on Sunday morning. An autopsy is scheduled, but the self-inflicted cuts and the bag over his head have investigators feeling pretty confident the coward took his own life. The 24-year-old former medical student, deemed the Craigslist killer by the press, was charged with the robbery and murder of 25-year-old Brisman at the Copley Marriott Hotel back in April ’09. She died from blunt force trauma to the head and three gunshots fired at close range. Markoff earned his nickname by allegedly using the online service as a means to find victims, usually women advertising dance or masseuse services. I feel for the Brisman as not only did Markoff take a loved one from them, he also denied them a chance to confront him in court where chances were pretty high he would be found guilty. Aside from being charged for three other similar robberies, he had panties and restraints hidden in his box spring and a gun stashed in a hollowed-out copy of his “Gray’s Anatomy” textbook.…Continue Reading
South Windsor, Conn. – A lot of people are already aware of this, but from my experiences, anyone who is middle-aged and still abusing drugs are a sad lot. They usually operate at a fraction of their potential as they try to hang on to days gone by or follow the vicious circle of abusing drugs and alcohol just to cope with their life corrupted because of drugs and alcohol. But on top of all that, they are usually pretty stupid. Case in point, 43-year-old Kendl Murphy. After a weekend of partying, she made a stop at her local bank’s drive-up teller to make a deposit. What she didn’t realize was that she had forgot to remove the cocaine filled baggie from the deposit envelope she gave them. Bank staff asked Murphy to wait for her transaction, then called police. Murphy was charged with possession of narcotics and released on a $1,000 bond. Police Sgt. Scott Custer said when Murphy was questioned, she admitted the cocaine was hers and that she had forgot it was in the envelope.…Continue Reading
Muskegon, MI – This is 58-year-old Jose Sanchez. He’s a convicted sex offender. He is also cerebrally challenged – severely so. You see, Mr. Sanchez was paroled last year after serving a 12-year prison term for sexually assaulting a child under the age of 13. As we all know, parolees are required to frequently check in with their parole officer as a condition of their release, and most parolees will not divulge any more information to their PO than is absolutely necessary. After all, a parole officer pretty much holds a parolee’s freedom in the palm of their hand. The cerebrally challenged ones, like Sanchez, will hang themselves if given enough rope. During a scheduled meeting with his PO, after all the niceties were out of the way, Sanchez reportedly admitted that he boned his pit bull earlier this month. That tells me that Sanchez is either incredibly dense, has found that life outside the bars isn’t exactly a cake-walk for sex offenders, or he just misses his cellie. On second thought, maybe he’s just a skeevy degenerate that likes to fuck dogs and/or children.…Continue Reading
Mooresville, IN – After receiving an anonymous tip about possible child abuse/medical neglect, caseworkers from DCS made an unannounced visit to the home of 19-year-old Kaitlin Moore and her 24-year-old boyfriend, Justin Weber. There they found the couple’s 2-month-old infant suffering from severe, untreated burns. When the child was examined at the hospital, doctors also discovered a total of 8 fractures to several bones including one rib, both arms, both legs and her right ankle. According to neighbor Tami Moran, Kaitlin recently told her that the infant had been burned after rolling off her bath pad and into scalding hot bath water. She and the boyfriend decided to treat the baby’s burns at home because prior run-ins with DCS left them fearful the child would be taken away. Seems this isn’t the first time the baby girl has been injured. Shocking, I know. DCS had visited the couple’s apartment on two separate occasions in the past two months – once to investigate a black eye, and another time to investigate an injured arm.…Continue Reading
Tired of watching thrillers re-hashing the same old story? Well here’s a movie with a story so ludicrous that it alone was the reason why I bothered to watch in the first place. Get this: A girl is trapped inside her boarded up home with her severely autistic brother while a hurricane rages outside. But their chances would fare much better out there because inside the home they are being stalked…by a psychotic circus tiger! I shit you not. So now not only does the girl have to find a way out of the house without being eaten, she can’t even touch her little brother or kink up his schedule without him revealing their location when he goes all Frank and Beans while hitting himself in the head. It’s original, it’s absurd, it leaves me wishing i had whatever they where smoking when they came up with the story for BURNING BRIGHT. But please don’t let the absurd sounding plot keep you from checking this film out as surprisingly, it works beautifully.…Continue Reading
Hardin County, Illinois – This has already started out a great day. The first thing I read is that Tila Tequila got her ass beat on stage at the 11th annual Gathering of Juggalos concert in Cave-In-Rock, Illinois on Friday night.
She was scheduled to be there as part of a Ladies Night lineup, but when Tila went on stage, she was met with boos and projectiles, even after trying to win the crowd back by taking off her shirt. But this information is leaving me feeling quite conflicted. On one hand I got ICP fans who include some members who illicit the same emotion out of me as some Walmart shoppers.
It’s a bit of disgust, amusement and pity all rolled into one…I guess you could call it disamusemepity. But on the other you have Tila Tequila — a shaved, female version of Gizmo from the Gremlins with less talent and fake tits who personifies everything I hate about fame in today’s society. So if the thought of her on stage “performing” in front of a crowd of Juggalos wasn’t funny enough, the crowd started throwing turds and firecrackers at her.…Continue Reading