In The Mean Time...
Memphis, TN — Not a lot of details on this as it is breaking, but police say they have a 17-year-old student in custody at the Memphis Junior Academy where the Principal was found stabbed to death in a classroom.
The body of 48-year-old Suzette York was discovered by a teacher shortly after 11 a.m. Wednesday at the private school operated by the Seventh-Day Adventist Church. York had been with the school for more than three years.
The 17-year-old student was taken into custody at the scene. No motive is known at this time. The school will be out for the rest of the week.
Not a great start for a school whose classes just started on Monday.
Aruba — Here’s a missing person story I am sure you have all heard about, especially since the person missing is a pretty, blond, American woman who has vanished while in Aruba… from the same resort town where teenager Natalee Holloway was last seen six years ago. DUN DUN DUNNN!!!
Did you hear a sound like a parachute opening? That was Nancy Grace’s vagina opening up like a blooming rose.
What is currently being reported is that 35-year-old Robyn Gardner went on a 5-day vacation with 50-year-old Gary V. Giordano, who is from Maryland. Giordano says he last saw Gardner as they snorkeled together off Baby Beach. He claims the tide got rough so he tapped informed Gardner they should swim to shore. When he got out of the water he realized she was not with him and went back in to look for her.
After having no luck locating her, he alerted local police who used ships, helicopters and divers, to search the area where Giordano said he had last seen her, but they were also unable to find any sign of Gardner.…
LOUISVILLE, KY. — Back in March we posted a story about a school bus driver who was dragged off her bus by a woman and her 12-year-old daughter.
At that time we posted the story, officials had not released the video of the altercation. Now they have.
Police arrested 30-year-old Chesica White and her 12-year-old daughter after they confronted a bus driver, Johnetta Anderson, about White’s 7-year-old son being bullied on the bus and Anderson allegedly doing nothing about it.
The video clearly shows Anderson attempting to keep White and her daughter from entering the vehicle, leading to some pushing and shoving between the three.
White and her daughter are then seen grabbing Anderson by the ankles and dragging her off the bus on to the pavement.
Anderson ended up with a torn ACL in her right knee while White ended up pleading guilty to assault, but says her actions were her just a mixture of being a protective mother and her quick, cat-like reflexes.
“She grabbed my daughter in the chest and she drew her hand back like she was ready to hit my daughter so I snatched my daughter back then she kicked her leg out like she was getting ready to check me in my chest,” said White.…
Dallas, TX — Here’s a crazy one for you and I’m pretty sure a first for D’D. A woman has been accused of forcing her 6-year-old daughter to record her having group sex with six men on multiple occasions.
They are not releasing the 24-year-old mother’s name to protect the little girl, but she is currently in jail on a third-degree felony charge of indecency with a child.
According to court documents, police received a tip that the woman was forcing her young daughter to film her having group sex and went to the apartment to check things out.
Members of the Dallas Children’s Advocacy Center interviewed the girl who “detailed filming and taking photographs” of her mother engaged in sexual acts with different men.
The mom would admit to police that there were three separate incidents in which she had her daughter film her having sex with six men using a cellphone video recorder. I almost cannot comprehend how that even went down.
“Ok sweetie, now pan around the two men double-penetrating mommy…”
Joshua Seto, 27, was walking to the store with his girlfriend, 26-year-old Cara Christopher, when he learned that just because it looks cool in the movies, doesn’t mean you should do it.
Like shooting a gun while holding it sideways, Seto learned that pointing a loaded gun at your junk is retarded when he stuck his girlfriend’s loaded pink handgun in the front waistband of his pants.
Most of us realize what a bad idea this is because well, you run the risk of shooting off your dick. Which is exactly what happened when the pink gun somehow fired.
Seto was not lucky enough for this bullet to just hit the sidewalk, his foot or even his brain. Nope, this bullet hit his dick and continued through his thigh. The bullet. Hit. His dick.
I don’t even want to imagine what an injury like this looks like, but I can’t help it.…
REDLANDS, Calif. — A dad in California found his naked 4-year-old girl in the apartment of his naked neighbor, and has not been charged with murder.
Police say the man was looking for his 4-year-old daughter at the Los Arboles where she had been outside playing.
A resident at the apartments said other children saw the little girl banging on the window inside the suspect’s apartment and they alerted their parents.
The father of the girl was also notified and found his kid’s sippy cup outside the door of the suspect’s apartment.
The girl’s father busted in the door when he heard her crying for help and found her inside with 52-year-old Terrence Guiberson.
Both of them were undressed.
In one of the greatest displays of self-control I have ever wrote about on this site, instead of beating the ever-living shit out of Guiberson, the girl’s father did the smart thing.
He simply grabbed his daughter, left the apartment and then called police.
Guiberson surrendered to police after they had surrounded his apartment.…
Irvington, AL – Two arrest warrants were issued after an argument over a paycheck escalated to a fight which led to a church pastor being tased and that assailant’s mother being stabbed in the arm.
The whole incident took place inside the New Welcome Baptist Church on Sunday. Simone Moore, a self-described R&B artist who also made an unsuccessful run for the US Senate some years back, was working as the church’s minister of music.
On Sunday, he received his final paycheck and was informed by Pastor Daryl Riley that his services were no longer needed . Moore took issue with the amount of the check, and the argument soon escalated to violence. Moore allegedly used a taser on Pastor Riley.
The fun didn’t stop there, though. Several other people joined the scuffle, including Moore’s mother. Agolia Moore was apparently stabbed in arm during the fray by church deacon Harvey Hunt.
The wound required 19 stitches according to deputies. Both Moore and Hunt have warrants issued in their name as a result of the incident.…
Jackson, Mississippi — Two white teenagers have been charged after a man was beaten and ran over with a truck. The county district attorney says the man was targeted simply because he was black.
District Attorney Robert Shuler Smith says that on June 26, two carloads of teen were out driving around looking for a black person to assault. According to law enforcement officials, the group had been at a party drinking when 18-year-old Deryl Dedmon, Jr. suggested they leave and “go fuck with some niggers.”
So they piled into two vehicles and drove 16 miles to a predominantly black area where they found 49-year-old James Craig Anderson in a parking lot near his car. The group pulled in, got out of their vehicles and proceeded to beat the auto plant worker while reportedly yelling racial epithets.
What these idiots didn’t realize is that a surveillance camera was recording the entire event.
Not only did it capture them beating Anderson, it also captured Dedmon get behind the wheel of a Ford F250 and then run over Anderson, who was staggering after getting off the ground.…
New York, NY — According to police, Tara Driscoll, a 33-year-old English teacher at Campus Magnet High School, was arrested after police obtained videotape of her having sex with a 16-year-old student in a motel room.
It’s not being reported that Driscoll ever taught the kid, but he was student at her high school and the tape explicitly shows the two engaged in various sexual activities in a room at the Capri Motel.
Driscoll was arrested after the boy confessed to his mother that he had sex with the teacher. Police seized the tape the pair had made during their session and charged Driscoll with third-degree rape and third-degree criminal sexual act.
Prosecutors allege Driscoll has a history of alcohol abuse and was recently in rehab, but since she is a teacher, she has not been fired and has simply been re-assigned out of the classroom.
Ok, we see the chick’s picture and I think we can all agree the term “rape” being used is the legal term. Some are pointing out how different people would be reacting if genders were reversed and I say so what?…
Angela Lynn Palmer, 37, had initially been arrested on Friday, facing charges of drug possession, counterfeit identification, trespassing and tampering with evidence.
Whatever that story was, it must have been good, but I’m sure it pales in comparison to this peach.
On Saturday, while being escorted through the jail, Palmer somehow dropped a glass tube. When questioned by deputies (who no doubt felt something fishy was going on), she stated that she had additional contraband in her vagina.
It was at this point that an orange cigar tube simply fell out of her front-butt. Someone hasn’t been doing her Kegel exercises.
Deputies opened the tube and found two crack rocks and another glass tube. Both glass pieces contained drug residue. She is now facing extra charges of possession of cocaine, possession of drug equipment, and introduction of contraband into a correctional facility.…
COPLEY TWP., Ohio – Judging by the 1800+ news articles, I am guessing most of you have already heard about the shooting massacre in Ohio over the weekend. Now that more details have come to light, I felt like writing it up because it is as tragic as it is horrifying.
I am putting this all together via the articles I am linking to, so some of it may be incorrect and clarified later. But what is clear is that 51-year-old Michael Hance went on a shooting rampage in his neighborhood, killing seven people before police killed him in a gunfight.
From the reports, Hance lived with Becky Dieter, his girlfriend of two decades. Hance had been in an ongoing dispute with Dieter’s family and their neighbors. Ever since they had moved into the home left to them by Becky’s parents, who had died a couple years ago, other family members felt they were not keeping up with the property. Also involved in the argument were Dieter’s neighbors, longtime friends of Becky’s parents, Gudrun “Gerdie” Johnson, 64, and her husband 67-year-old Russell Johnson.…
Monroe County, FL – Thomas Swindal, 53, was reportedly fishing with his brother off of the Florida keys when they found a brick of an unknown substance floating in the water. By his brothers account, Swindal decided to snort some of it. Oddly, things went wrong.
Swindal’s brother told police that shortly after retrieving the brick from the water, he looked back to observe that Swindal had opened the package and ‘was snorting it up.’ According to police, about 90 minutes later, Swindal reportedly began to ‘run around the boat, threw his cell phone and radio into the water, and began mangling the engine with random tools to the point that it wouldn’t start.’
Concerned, Swindal’s brother reacted by throwing all the sharp things and the mystery package of powder off the boat. He then signaled state Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officers to rescue them.
Swindal was taken to the South Miami Hospital and died the next day, police say. The Sheriff’s Office has since confirmed that the cause of death was a cocaine overdose.…
St. Petersburg, FL. – Following on the heels of a bumbling crook in St. Petersburg getting shot with his own gun during an attempted robbery at an ATM, a masked man was shot four times during a botched robbery attempt outside of an Applebee’s in St. Petersburg late Sunday.
Raven Smith, a 34 year-old aircraft mechanic, exited his vehicle along with his girlfriend, Lesley Tanner, in the parking lot of Applebee’s on Sunday night. As Tanner exited the vehicle, she was approached by a masked man wielding a gun.
Smith, who has a license to conceal and carry a firearm, whipped out his .38 and popped four shots into the assailant. As he was being turned into Swiss cheese, the man pulled off his mask and yelled for Smith to stop shooting, claiming that the gun he carried was fake.
Imagining that part in my head has me laughing my balls off. Police say, though, that the loaded .25 caliber pistol he had was a very real, loaded .25 caliber pistol.…
Charlotte, NC — The storm that knocked out my AC over the weekend, leaving me with a four day (and counting) case of swamp-ass, was also responsible for dumping over six inches of water in some areas in a matter of hours.
While the rain was coming down, a security guard was chasing three people suspected of stealing clothing and jewelry from a Burlington Coat Factory.
One of the three suspects was apprehended outside of the store, while the other two suspects, 43-year-old Gracie Nell Johnson and her 16-year-old daughter, Rianna Tarell Johnson, ran behind the shopping center and down an embankment.
There they both made the foolish decision of jumping into McAlpine Creek, which ran behind the shopping center, in an attempt to shake off the pursuing guard. The plan worked a little too well.
Whether they planned on crossing the creek or swim downstream is unknown, but what is known is that on a normal day the creek is so shallow you can walk across it — normally only 2-feet deep .…
CANDLER, N.C. – This past April, 4-year-old Trenton Michael Scott was found dead in the trailer he shared with his mother and his mother’s live-in friend. The little boy had been beaten to death. Now reports are that at the time of his death, he was legally drunk.
Heather Bensen, 29, called 911 shortly after 6 a.m. to report that when she checked on her son before leaving for work, she found him dead.
“Oh my God!” the sobbing woman told a dispatcher. “He looks like he’s been beaten to death.”
An autopsy revealed Trent had a blood alcohol level of 0.12 percent (well above the 0.08 legal driving limit), and died from a lacerated liver.
He also suffered blunt force trauma to his abdomen and chest, ligature strangulation on his neck, eight broken ribs, a fractured skull, broken teeth, bit marks on his back and chest and numerous cuts and bruises all over his body.
Police would arrest 24-year-old William Godfrey Hedden and charge him with first-degree murder.…
St. Petersburg, FL – A would-be robber ended up taking a bullet from his own gun Friday after the intended victim’s boyfriend thwarted him.
Almedin Muratovic, 25, approached Cristina Hopkins as she used the ATM at Regions Bank. Muratovic was brandishing a .22 handgun and demanded cash from the woman.
What he didn’t count on was 28 year-old Anthony Hall, Hopkins’ boyfriend, to emerge from a parked car to confront him. A struggle ensued, during which the pistol was fired, striking Muratovic in the chest. Hall tossed the gun out of reach and held the assailant on the ground until police showed up.
Muratovic was transported to the hospital and, being that he’s expected to survive, will have two charges of attempted armed robbery and one count of felon in possession of a firearm waiting for him when he gets out.
Based on the scoring system of my yet-to-be-written ‘Man Handbook’, Hall has officially reached the status of ‘Badass’. With this epic fail and two particularly funny past charges of fleeing and eluding and resisting arrest without violence (how exactly that works is beyond me) Muratovic has been demoted to ‘Girl Scout’.…
SANTA FE, N.M. — A rollover crash put an end to a day long crime spree perpetuated by two 15-year-olds and a 12-year-old.
This crash was a footnote to a drug-fueled, crime-filled day for the boys that began early Sunday morning when they stole two bikes from a mobile home.
They then waited for a homeowner to leave so they could use a rock to bust a window and get inside. The trio drove off in a vehicle using a set of keys they snagged from inside the home.
Police were called after the 12-year-old, who was driving, almost hit an off-duty cop in an unmarked vehicle. This led to a high-speed chase that ended with the boy flipping the car.
Police would find stolen electronic equipment in the car along with three stoned boys who admitted they had already sold some of their loot to buy drugs and had been smoking weed right before the crash.
They were all taken to the hospital to treat minor injuries.
Get this… the 12 year-old has been on probation since he was 10 and wears GPS tracking bracelet.…
Philadelphia, PA — A Chestnut Hill College professor committed suicide Wednesday afternoon by jumping off a second-story balcony inside the school.
On Wednesday afternoon, 71-year-old Rudolf Alexandrov was to teach Mathematics for Business as he did every Monday and Wednesday. But instead of walking into his classroom inside St. Joseph’s Hall, he stepped over the hall’s second-floor railing overlooking the veranda.
Staff and security were alerted when he was seen standing inside the railing and tried to talk him out of doing anything drastic, but he wouldn’t respond to them. He then killed himself by diving headfirst off the balcony, falling approximately 30-feet to the marble floor below.
Alexandrov had a history of depression and had talked about harming himself before. The previous Friday his wife, who also teaches at the college, filed a missing person report on he husband who was found later walking around the neighborhood.
The college released a statement on its website that attempted to clarify some earlier, incorrect reports.
“The College continues to mourn the loss of Rudolf Alexandrov, an adjunct professor of mathematics, who committed suicide inside the Rotunda on Wednesday, August 3rd,” the statement read.…