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headstoneTHROOP, PA — Police say Stephen Woytack, 74, was killed by a falling headstone as he and his wife were decorating a family gravesite for Easter.

According to a caretaker at St. Joseph’s Cemetery, Woytack and his wife travel from Scranton every year to decorate his mother-in law’s gravesite for Easter.

“They tie a cross to it every year,” said Ed Kubilus. “And after they’re done tying the cross, they stand there and say prayers and they leave.”

But this recent visit would be Stephen’s last. Throop police say that Woytack’s wife was tying a string to the headstone when it fell, landing on Woytack as he was kneeling on the other side.

Kubilus says the headstone probably fell because when the ground begins to thaw in the spring, some of the bases tilt and the stones on top can topple off.

Bishop Joseph Bambera of the Diocese of Scranton released this statement, seemingly surprised that anything tragic could happen around a holiday in which people celebrate a zombie crawling out of a tomb after dying nailed to a tree:

“It is unimaginable to think that a visit of a faithful couple to the grave of loved ones in anticipation of the celebration of Easter could have ended in such a tragic manner.…

Kevin MatthewsSALT LAKE CITY, UT — Kevin Matthew has been accused of sexually abusing a 3-year-old boy sitting beside him during a Delta Air Lines flight from Chicago to Salt Lake City.

According to FBI agent Dustin Grant, the boy was on the plane with his parents but they were unable to sit together because they were flying standby.

The 3-year-old was placed beside 48-year-old Matthews while his mother was seated on the same row, but across the center aisle. She was initially concerned, but relaxed a little when she saw that Matthews was being helpful and friendly to her son.

The mother says she was unable to see what may have gone on between Matthews and her son, but two women sitting behind had their hinky meters going off because of some of the things they were seeing.

During the flight, Matthews let the boy play with his iPad and iPhone, according to witnesses. The boy’s mother told Grant she “couldn’t really see what was going on the entire time” because of where she was sitting.…

Boy with gun 2HUDSON, FL – A 13-year-old boy shot and killed his 6-year-old brother and wounded his 16-year-old brother before committing suicide, following a heated argument over food.

The three siblings were home alone Wednesday while their mother and an older brother were at work. At some point they were eating dinner and an argument broke out over food.

That’s when authorities say the 13-year-old retrieved a handgun and used it to fatally shoot his little brother. He then shot his older brother before turning the gun on himself.

The 16-year-old suffered non-life-threatening injuries and was able to call police. The scene was reportedly so grisly that a crisis intervention team was brought in for the responding deputies.

“This is a nightmare when you hear about the ages of these boys,” said Pasco County Sheriff Chris Nocco. “A 6-year-old that was probably playing in his room, an argument over food, and he lost his life.”

Details regarding the argument, the names of those involved and how the boy was able to get his hands on a gun have not been released at this time.…

Teri JohnsonFRESNO, CA – The mother and stepmother of a 12-year-old boy were arrested after police say they walked into a school cafeteria and assaulted two girls accused of bullying their son.

According to police, three carloads of people showed up to Cooper Academy earlier this month after they got sick of hearing about two girls, ages 12 and 13, bullying the 12-year-old boy.

The boy’s family say they have complained to school officials for months but the bullying has continued. So the family decided to confront the girls, and did so in the school’s cafeteria.

This confrontation turned physical and lead to the boy’s mother, Teri Johnson, and stepmother, Inez Hernandez, getting themselves arrested for assaulting the two girls. Both women were charged with conspiracy and misdemeanor willful cruelty to a child.

The women deny the accusations and are demanding that surveillance video be released.

“You will nowhere in that video see me or Inez anywhere near the little girls.That is against all my morals. The video will speak a thousand words,” Johnson said.…

Lindsey CombsMARTINEZ, CA – Lindsey Combs, 32, was killed in her driveway Monday afternoon when a truck carrying gravel tipped over onto her car, crushing her to death in front of her 4-year-old daughter.

A construction crew working on the road had asked Combs to pull her car up further into her driveway to make room for a gravel truck.

As Combs was moving her car, 20 tons of gravel inside the truck’s trailer shifted, causing the trailer to flip on top of Combs’ car as her 4-year-old daughter watched.

Members of the construction crew attempted to help Combs, but having 20 tons of anything land on top of you isn’t something you walk away from.

“Myself and the guys that were working on the side of the road were trying to dig her out,” Travis Hagerty said. “A guy with a backhoe came around and ripped the door off the car with the backhoe after he picked the trailer up. That’s when I looked in the car and saw she was smashed and dead.”

Cal/OSHA is now investigating the incident.…

Detroit FreezerDETROIT, MI – Police in Detroit have a woman in custody after the dead bodies of her two children were found frozen inside a freezer.

On Tuesday morning, police were called to an apartment at the Martin Luther King Apartments after a court officer went there to serve an eviction notice.

Instead of finding the woman they were looking for, they found a deep freezer containing the frozen bodies of a 14-year-old boy and an 11-year-old girl. Police said the bodies had been there for “some time.”

The mother of the two children was found with her two other children at a separate residence in the housing complex after receiving a tip. She was taken into custody and are calling her a “person of interest”.

The names of the children and their mother have not been released at this time, and the cause of death is still being determined. The other two children, ages 11 and 17, have been taken into protective custody.


Ashley DackHOUSTON, TX – Police have arrested Ashley Dack and her boyfriend after they say Dack took pictures of herself sexually assaulting children she was babysitting.

Court documents show that 29-year-old Dack and her boyfriend, Patrick Schuneman, were molesting children and would then brag about their actions in text messages to one another.

The couple were busted after Dack allegedly told a friend about her activities. That friend backed up Dack’s text messages after she asked him to charge it for her, then went to police.

A search of the couple’s residences turned up an iPhone with some pretty fucked up messages between the pair, including this following exchange from 2012:

Dack: Oh honey? I never know. There is a little girl at lunch with blonde pig tails, kept dancing around on the floor. Wanted you 2 to be hiding in my car and I could bring her 2 you. Maybe 4 [years of age].

Schuneman: Would love that. Would you join us or leave us alone?

Dack: Join you.…

Matthew CisnerosGARLAND, TX – Police have taken a 12-year-old boy into custody for the fatal shooting of 13-year-old Matthew Cisneros, a death police initially thought was a suicide.

Back in February, police were called to a home where Cisneros was found dead from a gunshot wound with a gun lying near his body. According to Joe Harn with Garland Police, it wasn’t immediately certain if the shooting was self-inflicted.

But the resulting investigation revealed Cisneros and a 12-year-old friend were playing with the gun and that the younger boy wasn’t aware the gun was loaded when he pulled the trigger and fatally shot his friend.

The 12-year-old has been placed in custody and is now facing a manslaughter charge. I couldn’t find any details on how the boys got possession of the gun in the first place, but Texas law is pretty clear that anyone who allows a child to gain access to a loaded firearm can be charged with criminal negligence.

A friend of the Cisneros family has setup a GoFundMe page to help with the boy’s funeral expenses.…

Eldridge DukesBATON ROUGE, LA – Police have arrested 58-year-old Eldridge Dukes after they say he shot his 18-year-old son in the ass during an argument over orange juice.

Dukes and his son got into an argument on Sunday about having no orange juice that led to the teenager breaking a vase.

In response, Dukes grabbed a handgun and chased his son out of the house and down the street, firing several times. His son was hit once in the ass and suffered non-life-threatening injuries, say police.

Dukes was arrested and placed in the parish prison on counts of attempted manslaughter and illegal use of a dangerous weapon.

Some people just take their food seriously, man. A couple of months ago a 14-year-old stabbed his older brother to death over a soft drink and a bag of chips, and last year a man choked the shit out of his cookie eating roommate.…

Brandon SmithPHILADELPHIA, PA – Three juveniles have been accused of murdering 51-year-old James Stuhlman as the man pleaded for his life during an armed robbery.

According to police, Stuhlman and his 13-year-old daughter would take his dog for a walk around the neighborhood every night. But on March 12, Stuhlman told his daughter it was getting a little late and walked his dog alone.

At around the same time, Brandon Smith (pictured) and Tyfine Hamilton, both 15-years-old, were with an unnamed 14-year-old boy playing basketball. Afterwards, they decided they wanted to rob someone.

They settled on Stuhlman because “he looked soft” and his dog did not look aggressive. After confronting Stuhlman and announcing he was being robbed, the man begged for his life and pleaded with the teens not to shoot him.

Hamilton ignored his pleas, according to police, and shot the man once in the chest. Being the cowards that they are, the teens ran off without taking anything from Stuhlman.

Stuhlman would be found on the ground holding a flashlight in one hand and his dog’s leash in the other.  …

Bobby AlexanderCALIFORNIA – Police have arrested 20-year-old Bobby Alexander after the stupid son-of-a-bitch used the Netflix account of the woman he reportedly robbed.

Earlier this month, a woman returned home to find someone had broke into her home and made off with a smart TV, a Wi-Fi Blu-ray, laptop computer, and a surround sound system.

A few days later the woman noticed someone was watching movies using her Netflix account. She contacted police who were able to trace the IP address to the home of Alexander.

Aside from finding Alexander inside the home, police also located all of the woman’s stolen electronics. Alexander was subsequently arrested and charged with with burglary. He’s currently being held on $75,000 bail.

Alexander isn’t the first thief whose own stupidity was largely responsible for them getting busted. Hell, he’s not even the dumbest.

We had one idiot who who posted a picture on Facebook of himself holding the name plate he pried off the door of a judge. Another moron, and one of favorites, used his own phone to call the issuing bank of a stolen credit card to ask how much credit remained.…

devil spawnBOULDER COUNTY, CO – A 12-year-old girl in Colorado has been detained by police after authorities say she tried to murder her mother with bleach because her iPhone was taken away.

The sheriff’s office received a phone call from the girl’s mother as she was in the hospital. She told them that she fell ill after drinking a glass of water that smelled like bleach.

She informed them that a few days earlier she had gotten ill after drinking a smoothie. After this most recent incident, she told police she confronted her daughter who allegedly admitted she’d purposely poured bleach in her beverages in an attempt to kill her.

The girl reportedly said she was angry with her mother for taking away her iPhone.

Police detained the 12-year-old and placed her in a juvenile detention center on two counts of attempted first-degree murder, according to the sheriff’s office.

“She had pre-planned this a couple different times,” Sgt. Bill Crist of the sheriff’s office said.

Now it is up to the district attorney to decide what charges they may pursue against the girl. …

drivewayPLANT CITY, FL – Izbella Bronson was killed after the A 2-year-old fell out of her great-grandmother’s minivan and was accidentally run over.

According to Hillsborough County deputies, Izbella Bronson was with 69-year-old Alice Barber in a 2008 Kia Sedona, waiting at the end of Barber’s private dirt driveway to pick up the girl’s brothers as they got off their school bus.

As Izbella’s 7-year-old brother ran ahead of the vehicle towards the house, Barber allowed Izbella and her 9-year-old brother to sit on the floor of the minivan with one of the side doors open as she proceeded back up the driveway.

“Sometimes, the kids would sit there and dangle their feet out and she would travel very slowly,” said HCSO spokesperson Larry McKinnon. “Unfortunately, this time on the way back, she obviously hit something that knocked the child out.”

Izbella ended up falling underneath the minivan and was ran over by one of the vehicle’s rear tires, which makes the entire story more horrific when combined with that “very slowly” portion of McKinnon’s statement.…

creamerHERE, NOW – Thanks again to everyone who tuned in and listened to Friday night’s Pulpit of Doom Podcast. I think it was the most sober I have been during one of these things in a very long time.

In case you missed it, Jaded was able to join me once again and discuss the top 10 terrible stories circulating the site for the last week.

These stories included butt-sex with angels, semen creamer, smooth abortions, Craigslist deliveries, being board to death, babies and the mothers who decapitate them, getting high as a motherfucker, and starving babies eating shit.

We did not go over the oddest search phrases that have landed people on the site, but we did go on a long rant on why we have an issue with the way members will often go after “tard defenders” in our forums. If you’d like to call in during future shows, you can do so at (704) 750-9928.

You can find my Spreaker profile here, and the Pulpit of Doom Spreaker podcast page here.…

extra extraNEW BRIGHTON, MN – A Minnesota woman isn’t very happy that a judge dropped sexual misconduct charges against a co-worker who jacked off into her cup of coffee.

Pat Maahs said that last August she caught her co-worker standing near her cup of coffee on her desk. The man had a “deer in headlights” look and immediately left the room, she said.

She then noticed that the man had left something behind. “I looked down at the desk and there was a puddle on the desk,” said Maahs. That puddle turned out to be the man’s sperm.

The co-worker would later admit he sweetened up Maahs’ coffee with some of his home-made cream. Maahs doesn’t think this is the first time the man has done this as she says she’d been tasting spoiled coffee over the previous six months.

The man was arrested and subsequently charged with two counts of criminal sexual conduct. But a judge has dismissed those charges, saying that a loophole in the laws meant that what the co-worker did was not illegal.…

Antibaby smoothieTRONDHEIM, NORWAY – A 26-year-old man from Norway is facing seven years in jail after feeding his ex-girlfriend, who was pregnant with his child, a smoothie laced with an abortion drug.

The pair had a short relationship and a child together already, but were no longer together when they met at a party and  decided to scrump. This resulted in the woman getting pregnant with his second child and the man suffering from some serious post bang regret.

“He tried several times to convince me to have an abortion but it was not an option for me,” the woman told the court in Trondheim.

Feeling that he had no way out, the man researched abortive medications and purchased the drugs online. He gave the woman the pills under the guise that they were over-the-counter pain killers. His first attempt was unsuccessful and evident at a pregnancy check-up which showed the baby was still developing. He freaked knowing that if a developing child were exposed to these drugs they could be born with severe deformities.…

Caleb Gregory BarnesSOUTH WHITEHALL TWP, PA – Police have arrested 20-year-old Caleb Barnes and his 14-year-old girlfriend after authorities say Barnes stabbed the girl’s mother to death before the pair buried the woman’s body in a shallow grave.

On Friday night, Cheryl Silvonek took her daughter and Barnes to an Eric Church concert. Later that night, the three got into an argument while sitting in a car in Silvonek’s driveway.

No word on what the argument was about, but news reports are alluding to Silvonek not being too happy about her young daughter dating a 20-year-old Army specialist out of Fort Meademan.

Whatever the argument was about, Silvonek lost when Barnes allegedly used a knife to stab her repeatedly in the neck as they sat in the car. Afterwards, Barnes and Silvonek’s daughter drove another car to Walmart where they bought items to clean up the crime scene.

The pair then drove Silvonek’s car with her body inside to a rural road where they buried Silvonek in a shallow grave. While they were sticking the woman in the ground, a neighbor saw the car and went to investigate.…

Dynel LaneLONGMONT, CO — Police have arrested 34-year-old Dynel Lane after they say she cut a baby out of a pregnant woman after luring the victim to her home under the pretense of selling baby clothes.

The 26-year-old victim, who was seven months pregnant, went to Lane’s home after responding to a Craigslist ad for baby clothes. Once there, police allege Lane attacked the woman and cut her fetus from her womb.

Police say that Lane’s husband drove her and the baby to the hospital where Lane carried in the victim’s dead baby and told hospital staff that she had suffered a miscarriage.

The victim was able to call 911 from Lane’s home where police would find her beaten and stabbed. She was taken to the hospital where she underwent surgery and is expected to survive.

Lane, a mother of two who once had a certified nurse’s aide credential, was arrested and charged with attempted first-degree murder, first-degree assault and child abuse knowingly/reckless resulting in death. Murder charges may or may not be filed against Lane.…