In The Mean Time...
AUSTIN, TX – Alvaro Benitez and Araceli Mata-Ortiz are facing felony child endangerment charges after police pulled over a vehicle for reported reckless driving to discover one set of drunk parents, a 13-year-old in the driver’s seat, and a 7-year-old girl who was not driving and apparently wasn’t drunk.
At some point after 11:00 p.m. Friday, police were called about a Chevy pickup that was running red lights, weaving back and forth, and driving 25-30 MPH below the posted 70 MPH limit on I-35. Another motorist claimed that the silver truck had almost caused at least three collisions.
According to authorities, the young driver reported that the family had been at Club Vongos, where she observed her parents were too inebriated to drive and suggested that she drive, since she felt that would be the safer option.
As drunk people tend to do, the girl’s parents made a stupid decision and later said something stupid about that decision: as to the former, the parents said they thought it was smart for them not to drive while intoxicated and thus elected to have their 13-year-old daughter (who had little experience operating a vehicle) take the wheel for the 30-something-minute drive home to Georgetown.…
According to authorities, Linda Clarene Jackson bludgeoned her boyfriend, 59-year-old David Ruiz, in the head, while he was in her home earlier this week.
Jackson allegedly used a can of peas, a can of carrots and a can of chicken broth in the attack, claims Ricardo Santiago, a spokesman for the LA County DA. Ruiz died as a result.
Jackson’s motive, aside from being pissed the hell off, apparently, is unclear at this point.
Jackson’s scheduled arraignment on Thursday was postponed to Friday when she experienced a medical emergency, Santiago said. It is expected that her bond will be set at a hefty $1 million.
If convicted, she’s looking at life behind bars.…
INDIANAPOLIS, IN – Dear 23-year-old Kiara Officer: You’ve been arrested for child neglect after allegedly leaving your five-year-old daughter and two-year-old son alone at home.
Yes, alone. No adult supervision. For nine hours. In conditions I wouldn’t leave a dog in. (Even a dog I disliked. Hell, even a dog who attacked me and tore my nose off.) If the allegations against you are true, Kiara, then you are a cunt of the first order. An extremely selfish cunt, as it turns out.
Dear Kiara: It seems that officers with the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department were sent to your residence at about 2:40 a.m. on June 17th for a child welfare check. Said officers knocked on the door, after which a five-year-old girl came to the window and told them she was alone with her two-year-old brother.
Dear Kiara: The five-year-old girl (presumably your daughter) let the officers into the residence, at which point they observed indications of marijuana use and a disgustingly filthy home: trash, food bags, dirty dishes, mold on the kitchen walls, and an entryway covered with bugs, both dead and alive.…
BALDWYN, MS – 28-year-old David Floyd is has been arrested and charged with second-degree murder after he allegedly set the residence in which he lived with his girlfriend and three children on fire early last Tuesday. His 26-year-old girlfriend escaped with the couple’s 18-month-old girl and two-month-old boy.
“The mother woke up because she felt the heat on her face,” said Lee County Sheriff Department’s Fire Investigator Brian Kilgore. “She basically put the 18-month-old out the window, took the two-month-old with her and then went around front to see if she could get in to save the other daughter. She couldn’t so she ran next door and called 911.”
The 911 call about a house on fire came in at 2:39 a.m. A Lee County Sheriff’s deputy arrived at 2:46 a.m.; the fire department was close behind. Emergency personnel found seven-year-old Savannah in her bedroom. She had multiple burns to her face and arms as well as “severe internal injuries because of the smoke and heat.”
“The house had two bedrooms, one at each end and a living room area in the middle,” reported Kilgore.…
Bradenton, FL — Ashley Miller, 18, is facing criminal charges after Bradenton investigators found numerous selfies of her and her pit bull, 2-face, participating in a little canine cunnilingus, stored on a cellphone.
The phone was apparently searched during a separate investigation into the transmission of harmful material to a minor earlier this month. No further details on that particular case, though.
According to the police report, investigators found 17 photos of a “canine performing oral sex on an unknown white female,” in a folder labeled “2-face fun.” Miller admitted to being that unknown white female.
She admitted to police that when she was in the mood for a little somethin’ somethin’, she would call 2-face into a bedroom in her grandmother’s house, remove her clothing, and it was on. That’s where the fun ended, though — she never touched the dog herself or allowed any sort of penetration. Standards… she’s got ’em.
Miller went on to tell police that this has been going on for about 5 years, and she has coaxed the dog to go down on her about 30-40 times.…
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Cody Feran-Baum, 17, has been arrested after police say he stomped his girlfriend’s 2-year-old daughter to death.
A neighbor said Feran-Baum ran to their house with Sophia O’Neill in his arms asking to use their phone. The neighbor said Sophia’s head “just bounced back and forth” and her eyes were unfocused. Sophia was taken by ambulance to the hospital, where she was resuscitated twice before dying.
The medical examiner would find that Sophia died from multiple injuries, including a torn liver, kidney and pancreas, cuts to the inside of her stomach, a collapsed lung and eight broken ribs.
Sophia’s mother told police that her boyfriend of about a year, Feran-Baum, had watched Sophia the day before and that when she returned home she found Sophia had a fever and complained of pain whenever she was picked up or touched. Unaware her daughter was suffering from multiple organ failure, she thought she was just sick and put her in bed for the night.
When Feran-Baum was interviewed and presented with evidence that someone had beat the ever-living shit out of Sophia, the teen came clean and admitted he was responsible. …
NORMANDY PARK, WA — Police have arrested Ian Moore after a man walking into his daughter’s daycare said he caught Moore raping his 5-year-old daughter inside on of the daycare’s classrooms.
According to the Normandy Park Police Department, the man walked into a classroom at Kid’s Country childcare on June 5 and found Moore, a 31-year-old teacher at the center, crouched behind a bookshelf with his daughter. Moore allegedly told the father he was just having a “tickle fight” with the girl.
However, once outside of the school, the girl allegedly told her father that the Moore had touched her inappropriately. The father immediately called Child Protective Services who interviewed the girl. When interviewed by investigators, she would tell them she was raped by Moore.
When police interviewed Moore, he allegedly admitted that he touched the girl beneath her underwear but that it was accidental. I’m willing to give people the benefit of the doubt in cases like this, but I it’s hard for me believe anyone would find themselves accidentally knuckle-deep inside a 5-year-old girl.…
UPDATE – While it does appear that Medley had some sort of “sexual contact” with Buster, there is now doubt that he (to put it directly but crudely) anally raped Buster, as Buster was seen by a veterinarian and found to be in good shape. This is not what you’d expect had a 5- to 10-pound dog been penetrated by a grown man’s penis.
I just made myself gag. And then I laughed while the word “micropenis” danced about in my head.
GENEVA, AL – You could say that 39-year-old Jonathan Medley screwed the pooch, but if you want to be completely accurate, you’d instead say that he got caught fucking his wife’s dog.
Probably no one would’ve known that Medley was spending time making sweet, sweet love to the canine had his wife not suspected he was having an affair and set up a recording device. Instead of catching him with another woman, she caught him with her dog.
Can you imagine coming home and watching/listening to the recording of your spouse going hard and heavy with your dog?…
ROGERSVILLE, TN – Johnny Richards, 33, and Erin Lawson, 32, like to fight, screw each other loudly and stab neighbors for calling the police to complain.
The neighbor unfortunate enough to live next door to this lovely couple, called police to report what he thought was a domestic disturbance of some kind. It turned out the couple were just having sex loud enough that it sounded like they were killing each other.
The neighbor called police once more when the couple started at it again, but this time they were actually fighting. When the police left, the couple went to the neighbor to confront him with a rake. When he opened the door, Richards beat the shit out of him with it, breaking the handle. He then used the broken handle to stab the man in the arm.
A report from responding officer HCSO Cpl. Kenneth Ferguson confirms the neighbor’s story matches his injuries.
“I did observe several lacerations on (the neighbor) consistent with how he stated he was injured. There was blood on the end of the rake handle that was recovered at the scene.…
WINTER GARDEN, FL – According to reports, 43-year-old David Rossman net a horrific end after he fell into a cardboard compactor while trying to clear a jam, and was subsequently crushed to death by the machine.
On Monday, Rossman was working at a Robert Wallick Associates, a recycling facility, when a machine that compacts cardboard became jammed. As Rossman tried to clear the jam, he fell in the machine and “got compacted in a stack of cardboard.”
The machine is 12 feet tall and you need to climb a ladder needed to reach the top. Several other employees were working at the time of the accident but none of them saw Rossman fall in. The machine was still running when his body was discovered.
Fire crews were called and were able to get Rossman out of the machine about 15 minutes later. According to Winter Garden police Lt. Scott Allen, the Occupational Safety and Health Administration is now investigating and will determine if the business was following the appropriate safety measures.…
MUSKOGEE, OK – Elton “Trey” Rhoades, a 24-year-old cheerleading coach at Muskogee High School, was arrested at his Tulsa home Friday following allegations that he had “consensual” and unprotected sex with a 15-year-old transgender teen.
It’s said that Rhoades did not inform the teen that he was diagnosed HIV-positive in 2013. Apparently, the 15-year-old went to police the same day she\he tested positive for HIV. This one has the potential to get interesting, kids.
So there’s this group…Open Arms Youth Project…that gives LGBT youth a place to build a supportive community. A group with which Rhoades has been very involved (hosting parties and other events) and mostly known by the name Keaton Zane Paige in the transgendered community. This is how Rhoades, who holds pageant titles like Mr. Gay Arkansas and Mr. Gay Oklahoma City, apparently met the teen.
Court documents indicate that Rhoades initially denied having sex with the teen but changed his tune after hearing a recording between the two of them regarding their “physical intimacy.” He was arrested and is now facing three rape charges and three charges of exposing others to HIV.…
BRIDGEPORT, CT- Imani Brown, 22, did not appreciate police officers interrupting her van sexy-time so she protested by nun-chucking one in the eye with a bloody tampon.
Police responded to multiple complaints regarding a couple having sex in plain view in the front seat of a parked van. According to police, the ground beside the van was littered with bloody used condoms and a soiled tampon. They would find Brown and Mackenzie Bruno, 27, naked, saucing the hot dog.
Brown, who I will now call “Get Down Brown”…was not happy with the police assisted coitus interruptus and exited the vehicle cursing and yelling at the officers. As a cop approached her, Brown leaned down, picked up the bloody tampon and then smashed it into the cop’s eye. The officer is currently being treated for exposure.
Let’s get real for a second. The thought of having a bloody tampon anywhere near your face is heinous alone. Add in the chance of exposure to STD’s, HIV, or the possibility that the tampon rested on a comfy asphalt bed of MRSA; I would be tempted to scoop out my eyeball with a spoon right then and there.…
Henrico County, VA — This is Laquanda Newby. She is a slow learner. This woman showed up at the courthouse to answer to accusations of leaving her child in a hot car last month, and left her children sitting in the car in the parking lot.
Just last month, the 25-year-old mother was accused of leaving her children, ages six and one, in the car while she shopped at Sam’s Club. Because the responding officer did not actually witness the alleged crime, a warrant was sworn and Newby was informed that she must turn herself in at some point.
Newby turned herself in Monday. And left her kids sitting in the car. Again. At the courthouse.
It is unknown exactly how long the children were in the car, but surveillance video apparently shows it had been for more than an hour. The temperature hit 90 that day, and the windows were rolled up, but police say the kids seemed to be ok — just sweaty and hot. They were hydrated, fed, and released to their father.…
Investigators were called to St. Francis Hospital last Wednesday after receiving a report about an accidental shooting. Upon making contact with Adam Hirtle, however, they learned the horrible truth — it wasn’t an accident.*dundunduuuun*
Hirtle apparently informed the responding officers that he had intentionally shot himself in the foot. He told police he walked into his garage that evening and, for whatever reason, removed his boot and shot it with a .22. He then returned the boot to his foot and pulled the trigger again, injuring himself. Kinda. I mean, it was a .22.
He’s been arrested on suspicion of a prohibited use of a weapon, reckless endangerment and child abuse. The last charge had me scratching my head for a minute — I’m assuming there were young ‘ens somewhere in the vicinity.
Stupid may not hurt a lot, but I’m guessing it stings a little….…
Kristopher Koebel Arrested For Burglary, Attempted Theft Of Police Cruiser, And Fleeing To Avoid ArrestJune 15, 2015 at 7:39 am by Lizard
LINCOLN, NB – 32-year-old Kristopher Koebel–who is said to be a “transient”–kept police hopping and jumping late Friday-early Saturday, resulting in him winding up arrested for burglary, attempted theft of a police cruiser, and fleeing authorities.
It started at 11:19 p.m. Friday, when police responded to a burglar alarm at Muscle Car Memories. When officers arrived, they saw that the front door was destroyed and the overheard garage door had been left open. Further, a 1974 Pontiac Firebird valued at $100,000 had been stolen.
Just a few minutes later, a witness saw someone breaking into a Verizon Wireless store from which about $380 worth of cell phone accessories were stolen.
Around 12:30 a.m., a man was observed inside a police cruiser parked outside a Lincoln Police Department substation. When approached by an off-duty sergeant, the man asked for a key to the cruiser. Not surprisingly, the sergeant refused, at which point the man fled in a white 1974 Pontiac Firebird.
A short car chase ended back at Muscle Car Memories, where it’s said Koebel tried to steal the business owner’s truck.…
COLUMBUS, OH – On Thursday, 32-year-old Zachary Dunn was sentenced to life in prison without parole for the 2013 kidnapping, assault, and rape of six-year-old Macey Stewart. Apparently after raping her, Dunn left the child for dead.
The charges of which he was found guilty? Three counts of kidnapping with sexual motivation specifications, abduction, rape, two counts of gross sexual imposition, and felonious assault.
Stewart was reported missing at around 1:30 a.m. on July 26, 2013; at the time, she and a sibling were being watched by a 16-year-old friend of the family while the children’s father was out helping an older son with a tire.
A plethora of emergency and law enforcement personnel (including the canine variety) began a search for the girl but had no luck. However, at about 4:00 p.m. that day, she showed up naked, injured, and crying six miles from home in a homeowner’s back yard.
The homeowner recognized her and called 911, after which she was taken to a local hospital. Later that evening, police arrested Dunn.…
Back in 2013, we reported on Castillo after he got busted having sex with the same horse twice in three months. Now he’s back in jail for trying to have sex with a horse, and breaking his leg in the process.
When we last left Castillo two years ago, he had been arrested for having sex with a horse named Nadia for a second time. The last time he had sex with the horse, the act was captured by the owner’s newly installed surveillance cameras.
“We have a hell of a surveillance tape,” said Hidalgo County Sheriff Lupe Trevino at the time. “It is not going to go to, ‘America’s Funniest Videos,’ that is for sure.”
Castillo had already been in trouble for his love of horses, having been arrested in 2012 for having sex with two different horses on two different ranches.
The problem is that there is no law in Texas that makes it illegal to have sex with a horse, so in the 2013 incident with Nadia, Castillo was only charged with trespassing and animal cruelty.…
After Rogers finished eating at a Waffle House last week where he is a regular, he got into his 2007 Corvette with his dog, Leia.
What Rogers didn’t know was that a loose battery cable was the reason why his car would not start, and also why he was unable to unlock the doors or roll down the windows. Even worse, Rogers had accidentally left his phone in the restaurant.
Eventually another customer noticed Rogers unresponsive in the car and they, along with store employees, tried to get the doors open. Firefighters arrived and busted out a window, but by then it was too late. Both Rogers and his dog would die from heat exhaustion.
What makes this story so tragic is that had Rogers read the manual to his car, he would have known that the Corvette is equipped with a manual release on the driver’s side of the car that bypasses the battery and will unlock the doors.…