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Teen Missing Since Being Abducted During Carjacking Is Back Home
September 21, 2010 at 7:59 am by Morbid
Atlanta, Georgia — That 15-year-old boy who had been missing for a coupled days after being abducted during a possible car-jacking, drove himself home yesterday in the missing car. On Friday, Marco Antonio Gonzalez and his cousin were sitting in his parent’s Mercedes listening to music when two men approached and knocked on the window. Gonzalez locked the door, but his cousin got scared and exited the vehicle. When she opened the door to run, all of the doors unlocked and the men got inside and drove off with Gonzalez still inside. A little while later, the teen called his stepfather from his cell phone and told them he was ok and in the company of two men and had no idea what the hell was going on. No one heard from him until he pulled up in the missing car yesterday unharmed. No other information is being released to the media at this time although they know who one of the men are, publishing a photograph of a man known only as “Gabriel” and saying he may be armed and dangerous.…
Continue ReadingOne College Student Dead, Another Injured After Tree Their Hammock Was Tied To Falls On Them
September 20, 2010 at 3:37 pm by Morbid
WINONA LAKE, Ind. – At around midnight on Saturday, someone called 911 saying they had heard calls for help. When police arrived at the location given, they found 18-year-old Mallori Kastner dead at the scene and Jeremy Mohr critically injured. The pair had been sitting in a hammock when one of the trees it was tied to fell over and landed on top of them. Mohr was rushed to the hospital where he was listed in critical condition. Kastner was a freshman at Grace College, a small Christian college, and Mohr was a senior. “We ask all the campus community to be committed to deep prayer for Mallori’s and Jeremy’s family and friends and for Jeremy’s healing,” Ron Manahan, president of Grace College, said in a statement. Life is unfair sometimes, huh? That same night, some douchebags at a frat house were gang-raping underage chicks and will go on to be lawyers and doctors. These two were just sitting in a hammock and the Powers That Be felt they needed a friggin’ tree blanket.…
Continue ReadingTwo Men Arrested After Trying To Rob Sheriff In Bogus Craigslist Sale
September 20, 2010 at 2:02 pm by Morbid
BOISE, Idaho — Two men accused of using Craigslist to rob a man earlier in the month have been apprehended after attempting to pull the stunt on a County Sheriff. Dominic Hinton, 20, and Roman Nazarko, 19, have been accused of robbing a man who thought he was meeting the pair to buy an iPad they had advertised on Craigslist. Instead, after showing up at the designated meeting spot, he was robbed of his money at gunpoint. The duo tried a second time, this time advertising an Apple laptop for sale. Too bad for them that Sheriff Gary Raney was in the market for one. Raney became suspicious after the seller tried to change their meeting spot from a gated community to a darkened parking lot. He called police and notified them that he may be getting robbed. When he arrived at the new address, he saw the seller sitting on a rock dressed like an evil ninja. Police were there in no time, and the seller attempted to flee the scene, but he and his accomplice were apprehended.…
Continue ReadingWoman Charged With Disorderly Conduct After Stepping In Dog Crap Left By Neighbor’s Dog
September 20, 2010 at 12:48 pm by Morbid
NAPERVILLE, Ill – A woman was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct after being accused of taking dog shit and smearing all over her neighbor’s door and patio. Upset after walking out of her apartment and stepping into a fresh turd left by her neighbor’s dog, 43-year-old Susan M. Miller took the crap and threw it onto the dog owner’s patio door. She then uprooted a sign that reminds pet owners to clean after their animals and put that on the patio as well, along with bags used to dispose of dog turds. When police arrived at the apartment complex, they found Miller running around the grounds chasing after her roommates cat. After the cat situation was resolved, police arrested her on a misdemeanor count of disorderly conduct. She isn’t sorry for what she did, explaining that if she can pick up after her 80-pound dog (which probably feels no different than a human pinching a loaf in your open hand) then that pet owner can pick up after their 20-pound dog.…
Continue ReadingPastor Arrested After Showing Up At Hotel To Provide 11-Year-Old Girl With Sex Training
September 20, 2010 at 10:05 am by Morbid
Lake Orion, MI - An FBI agent was online trolling for perverts when she stumbled across Rev. William Bendert, the pastor for King of Kings Lutheran Church in Lake Orion. The undercover agent posed as a single mother looking for a man to provide sexual training for her 11-year-old duaghter. Bendert was up for the job, stating he has some experience with this kind of thing, providing the same service for three other young girls. This service included teaching various sexual techniques and the girls learn about their body. He described these training sessions like riding a roller coaster, “at first it is scary, but the ride is incredible.” Bendert booked a room at a Red Roof Inn where he was to meet the woman and her daughter on Friday. Of course when he showed up with two condoms in his pocket, the only thing waiting for him was the FBI. They would find handcuffs and rope in his car, and the Kama Sutra in his church office. He was arrested and charged with soliciting a minor for sex and admitted to investigators that he wasn’t sure if he would have actually gone through with it, but this is also the same guy who initiated the chats from his church office admitting that he didn’t “have the ‘guilt’ gene … so I won’t go crying later on.…
Continue ReadingMan Charged With Raping Teen Now Charged With Hiring Fellow Inmate To Kill Her
September 18, 2010 at 12:54 pm by Morbid
MILWAUKEE, Wisonsin – A man waiting in jail on sex assault charges just added a couple more felonies under his belt after trying to hire another inmate to kill his victim so they could not testify. Sunil Singh was accused of getting a 14-year-old drunk back in March before raping and beating her in the basement of an apartment building. While awaiting trial, police say that Singh enlisted the help of another prisoner in an effort to win his case — by killing the teen victim. Investigators have recordings of Singh telling the other inmate to “kill her, throw her in the garbage.” He explains that without the witness to testify against him, “I win my case.” As payment, Singh gave the man the combination to a safe located in the gas station where he used to work. Singh now adds two more felony charges under his belt and the possible addition of 18 years in prison.…
Continue ReadingMom Charged With Neglect After Getting High On Meth And Leaving Her Toddler At Daycare For 22 Hours
September 18, 2010 at 12:00 pm by Morbid
OWENSVILLE, Ind. — A woman flagged down a police officer Thursday night informing him that she was worried about her daughter, 30-year-old Natalie Lawson, after her daycare had called letting her know that she had never shown up to pick up her child. The officer went to the Lawson’s residence and after getting no response from knocking, he entered the unlocked door. Inside the messy house, they found Lawson standing in the living room, nervous and unable to sit down. She informed the officer that she had not slept in two days due to all the meth she had smoked. Aside from finding an answering machine with messages from her daughter’s daycare wanting to know why they still had her kid after 22 hours, they also found a meth pipe in the bathroom. Lawson was charged with child neglect and drug possession, her child placed in the care of Lawson’s mother. I hope this woman is able to turn her life around and be the mother her kid deserves but I am betting she ends up another drain on society as well as an addition to anti-meth before and after pics.…
Continue ReadingConcord Police Chief’s Daughter Missing After Leaving Bar With Unidentified Man
September 18, 2010 at 9:20 am by Morbid
CHARLOTTE, N.C. – The daughter of the Concord police chief has not been heard from since leaving the Thomas Street Tavern early Wednesday morning where she had been with friends. The bar wasn’t that crowded that night and her friends say that 23-year-old Valerie Hamilton had been talking with a man at the bar they did not know and may have left with him. When she did not show up for work the next morning people immediately became concerned as this was completely out of character. Police were notified when she failed to contact her friends or family and her car was located where she had parked it across the street from the bar with her purse inside. Police used K-9 units to search the area as well as her apartment, where no evidence of foul play were discovered. But the circumstances have people thinking the worst. “We developed several leads that has caused us to have a little bit greater concern for her safety and her wellbeing,” said CMPD Deputy Chief Harold Medlock. Police would really like to talk with the man seen with her last.…
Continue ReadingMan Caught On Video Entering School Bus And Threatening Kids Suspected Of Bullying His Disabled Daughter
September 18, 2010 at 12:26 am by Morbid
Orlando, Florida – You know, I feel for parents with kids who are bullied, especially when they feel their complaints to school officials fall on deaf ears. So when the daughter of James Jones informed him that she was being picked on while riding the bus, even after he says he went to the school and informed them what was going on, I understand why he felt the need to do something about it. He just may have went a bit too far. After hearing some boys on the bus had placed open condoms in is disabled daughter’s hair, he went on the school bus and began threatening the students as well as the driver. You can watch the video after the break, and listen to Jones express his concerns to the bus driver and his daughter’s fellow students by screaming, “This is my daughter, and I will kill a (expletive) to back her. If anything happens to my daughter I’m going to (expletive) you up and everybody on this (expletive).” It’s quite poetic.…
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High Point, NC -- I felt bad about the last story having a picture of Jaded’s feet up at the top like that, plus I am taking a break from HALO REACH, so here are a couple more to end the day. Starting with 38-year-old Chad Matthew Collins. He is a nursing assistant for High Point Regional Hospital who was just fired as well as arrested on a charge of sexual battery. Police say that last Sunday, a man was in the emergency room for a stomach disorder and Collins took it upon himself to fondle the man’s junk. The hospital has stated that Collins is not authorized to have any contact with patients. If Collins is guilty of this, I just cannot fathom why he’d risk losing his job, possibly serve jail time and be publicly humiliated just to jack some stranger off especially when all he would have to do for that is visit his local YMCA. It never fails that when I get done with a workout at my Y, some random guy will inevitably start messing with my junk in the shower.…
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Everett, WA – According to police, 18-year-old Dallas Amber Smith was hanging out at an ex-boyfriend’s house drinking and watching movies with friends earlier this month, when she started bragging about her mad back flippin’ skillz and her ability to do one off of just about any surface. A 19-year-old boy at the gathering challenged her to do a flip off the deck. She removed her shoes and socks and prepared to wow the crowd. Unfortunately, she failed – her back flip was a dud. The boy who challenged her started laughing and told her she had stinky feet. She playfully rubbed her socks in his face and ‘rassled around with him a bit before she starting hitting him. A few seconds of ‘rassling with the stinky-foot girl was enough for the boy and he pushed her away. Dallas then grabbed her coat and a steak knife and headed for the door. On the way out, she walked up to the teen and stabbed him in the back. That’ll teach him.…
Continue ReadingMan Calls Cops On Himself After Masturbating In Front Of Toddler
September 17, 2010 at 9:31 am by Jaded
Phoenix, AZ - Phoenix police received a rather interesting call from one Gaylord Winston Barnes earlier this week – he apparently called to tell ‘em he had just finished masturbating in front of a 2-year-old child. Gaylord went on to say he was babysitting the little girl while her mother, his neighbor, was at an appointment. When officers responded to the home, Gaylord was kind enough to escort them into the bedroom where the child was asleep in her crib. Also present in the room were the soiled tissues and towel he had used to clean up with after rubbing one off. It wasn’t the first time – Gaylord reportedly told the officers he had masturbated in front of the child on at least six separate occasions in the last two months. Twice, he said, he put his penis near the child’s mouth and she bit it. He also admitted to digitally penetrating the child on several occasions. A forensic examination of the child showed no injuries, but did reveal an irregularity that could be consistent with a penetrating injury.…
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Felton, DE - Cassandra Epperson, 19, has been arrested on charges of child rape after the mother of an 11-year-old boy accused her of raping the child while she was babysitting late last month. According to police, Epperson was hired to babysit five siblings on August 20th while their mother went out for the evening. At some point between 8:00 p.m. and 3:00 a.m., Epperson allegedly followed the young boy into the bathroom, pulled down her pants and underwear and demanded the child do the same. When the boy refused, Epperson reportedly threatened to “tell his mom.” Exactly what she was going to tell his mom is unclear. Police say the boy waited nearly a week before informing his mother of the incident. Epperson was arrested on Wednesday and charged with first-degree rape, unlawful sexual contact and endangering the welfare of a child. During question, Epperson denied having sexual contact with the boy. She has already been released on $2,000 secured bail.…
Continue ReadingEx-NYC Teacher Wet His Pants After Being Arrested For Gun Running
September 17, 2010 at 8:23 am by Morbid
New York — I don’t know why I find that amusing, but I do. The thought of 49-year-old Theophilus Burroughs pissing his pants when he found out he just tried to sell night-vision goggles, bullet-proof vests, and counterfeit cigarette stamps to undercover agents must have been equal parts pathetic and hilarious. The former Marine and teacher at Stuyvesant High School had started up a new line of work — gun running. During a year-long undercover investigation regarding the illegal sale of weapons and cigarettes, investigators say Burroughs sold dozen of AK-47s and .40-caliber guns to undercover agents while remarking about his low pay as a teacher and praising Hamas and Hezbollah. In another instance agents told him they wanted to do something really big. He told them they should they blow up a police station or a specific Jewish Community Center adding that he knew how to make grenades and could get his hands on fertilizer to make bombs. Burroughs lawyer says that the charges against his client are trumped up and if they were as serious as they sound in the press, they’d be in Federal court right now.…
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Knoxville, TN – Police have arrested 49-year-old Bob Robinson and charged him with sexual exploitation of a minor because his girlfriend tattled on him after finding some rather questionable items in the home the two shared. The 37-year-old woman called police on Wednesday to report she had found several pairs of “little girl panties” wrapped up in Bob’s do-rag – panties that did not belong to her. She also told police she found inappropriate and obscene pictures of children on his computer. After his arrest, officers reportedly found a 4GB memory card containing more than 100 images of child sexual exploitation in his possession. Because Robinson claims he no longer has any place to live, he was deemed a flight risk and now sits behind bars on $100,000 bond. Police say the investigation is ongoing.…
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Hoboken, NJ – Called out on a report of a domestic altercation yesterday afternoon, Hoboken police made contact with a crying 20-year-old woman who claimed her boyfriend had assaulted her. The boyfriend, 49-year-old Lasalle Davis, was apparently unhappy with the woman because she failed to call him the night before. The woman told police Davis yelled at her, grabbed her right arm and punched her in the head a couple of times. But the shit really hit the fan when she told him that she wanted to end their 2-year relationship. Angered by the prospect of losing his woman, Davis snapped. He laid his hands on the closest available weapon – a cat – and hit the woman with it. The woman complained of pain to her lower back and back of her head. She filed a restraining order and Davis was arrested and charged with simple assault. Police are unsure of the condition or whereabouts of the feline.…
VANCOUVER, Wash. – Just when I thought my day was going badly dealing with Google labeling us as an OMG! ATTACK SITE!11! yesterday, that chick that told police that a black woman threw acid in her face has now admitted she made the entire thing up. Why? Who knows. I guess Bethany Storro felt the best way to preach about Jesus on Oprah would be to rub acid on her face and then blaming it on an imaginary black woman. Vancouver police chief Clifford Cook said Bethany Storro admitted under police questioning that she lied but added she is “very remorseful.” I think a lot of people saw this coming after some of her story was being questioned, and especially after she cancelled her Oprah appearance. “She is extremely upset,” Vancouver police Commander Marla Schuman said. “In many ways, this got bigger than she expected.” She also added that there is probably a good chance that Storro will face a charge of filing a false police report and that prosecutors would probably take into account Storro’s fragile mental state.…
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By now I am sure Google has informed you that you should stay away from Dreamin’ Demon as we’ll kick in your door, rape your animals and eat your children. We are working on getting this resolved. The issue stems from how we run ads. Some pay for ad space, but we also fill slots using a self-hosted openx ad server. Everything has been fine until the day I decided to check out Clicksor and Bidvertiser. These are ad serving alternatives for sites like ours, sites whose content is deemed “inappropriate” by Google Adsense. Immediately after activating these two, Clicksor started throwing up those dreaded Malware type messages. So we discontinued them quickly after activating them. Bidvertisor faired better, with the message only showing up rarely due to certain ads they allowed, but usually resolved itself fairly quickly (we ran into similar issues with AdBrite). But it seems a combo of that and possibly the exploit in the openx software lead to Google deeming us Satan incarnate. This is not rare I found, and a lot of people have fell victim to this.…
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Tulsa, OK – According to police, 23-year-old Janette Mickelboro was arrested on Wednesday in connection with the death of her 3-month-old son, Hunter Thompson Warner, on August 20. Authorities say that when Janette got up to check on the child early that morning, she reportedly tied a receiving blanket around his face to hold his pacifier in place, before placing him in a bouncy chair. Several hours later, as she readied herself for work, she checked on the boy and found him to be “stiff and cold.” Did she attempt CPR? No. Did she call 911? Nope. She untied and removed the blanket from the child’s face, took him out of his bouncy chair and placed him in his bassinet so his daddy could wake up a few hours later and find him dead. Nice. She then left for work. And it’s not the first time she tied the baby’s pacifier to his face. “Some family friends had observed this practice and cautioned her that it was dangerous practice,” says Tulsa Police Child Crisis Corporal Greg Smith. ”It appears she repeated that practice even after being informed that it could be dangerous and shouldn’t be done.” Hunter’s father claims he had no idea Janette had done that in the past, and once the allegations against her were made, he took their 2-year-old child and moved in with relatives.…
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Zion, IL – On September 6, 35-year-old Yolanda Jones delivered a very dead 5-year-old boy to the hospital shortly before going into labor and delivering her sixth child. According to police, the child, Tommy Davis III, was the son of a man Jones had been dating – the same man who fathered three of her six children, including the newest addition. Jones, labeled the child’s caregiver, initially tried to tell hospital staff the child had fallen down and hit his head on a parking block at the Sheridan Hotel where she and her children had been living. That bullshit story just didn’t fly. Why? Tommy had already been dead for several hours when Jones arrived at the hospital; an initial examination of the boy’s body revealed extensive bruising from the top of the his head to just below his knees, with recent bleeding from his nose, ears and head; video surveillance from the hotel showed Jones leaving the building with the child already limp in her arms; the autopsy revealed Tommy died of blunt force trauma to the head and brain, classified as “non-accidental.” Oh, and then there’s the confession.…
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