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Woman Fixing Waffles Injured When Bullet Left In Oven Explodes
February 21, 2013 at 1:53 pm by Morbid
ST PETERSBURG, FL — A woman in Florida was injured when a round of ammunition exploded inside an oven she was pre-heating.
Police say 18-year-old Aalaya Walker wanted some waffles Monday night and preheated her oven. What she was not aware of is that her roommate, 25-year-old Javarski “JJ” Sandy, had placed a magazine from his .45-caliber Glock 21 inside the stove.
Shortly after preheating the oven, Walker heard an explosion and was peppered with shell fragments after one of the bullets exploded. Her injuries where not severe but she said she picked fragments from her chest and leg. Walker rode the bus to the hospital, where her wounds were considered superficial, and met with police.
Sandy would be found a short time later and would confirm that he’d placed a magazine containing four rounds inside the oven. No word on why he did that, considering the gun the magazine belonged to was located in a drawer. Sandy, who legally owned the gun and has a permit to carry a concealed weapon, showed the melted magazine to officers who verified that the inside of the oven was damaged.…
Continue ReadingKara Vandereyk Busted Having Sex With A Pit Bull In Her Backyard
February 21, 2013 at 10:32 am by Morbid
Las Vegas, NV — Police in Las vegas have arrested 23-year-old Kara Vandereyk after they say she was caught having sex with a pit bull in the yard of her home.
Police say that on Tuesday, they observed Vandereyk engaging in a sex act with a pit bull in the backyard of her home, within full view of her neighbors and anyone passing by. According to the arrest report, when Vandereyk noticed the approaching officers, she said, “Hi,” and began fondling the dog.
The report also said Vandereyk appeared to be on drugs or mentally ill. She told the officers that she has bipolar disorder and didn’t know her name, the year or the name of the president. She also admitted to taking prescription medication but wasn’t sure if she was on them at the time.
After police gave her a blanket to cover up with, as she was completely nude, a neighbor gave her some clothing to wear. Kara Vandereyk was charged with open and gross lewdness, as I’m pretty sure Nevada doesn’t have any laws against having sex with your dog, and taken to the Clark County jail.…
Continue ReadingElisa Lam’s Body Found Inside Hotel Water Tank, Guests Say Water Tasted Funny
February 21, 2013 at 8:46 am by JGo555
Los Angeles CA - The body of Canadian tourist Elisa Lam, 21, was found inside a water tank on top of the Cecil Hotel. Her body was found in the tank by a maintenance worker investigating hotel guests’ complaints about low water pressure.
It is currently unknown how Lam got inside the water tank, which is protected by locked doors and an alarm, so an investigation has been opened to determine if her death was the result of homicide or a “very, very strange accident”.
Lam had traveled alone to California from Vancouver, British Columbia, on January 26th. Her original destination was Santa Cruz, about 350 miles north of Los Angeles. She had been using transportation throughout her stay and had also been in touch with her family until her disappearance.
Police had originally used dogs to try and find Lam when she was first reported missing on Jan 31, and video was released last week of Lam inside a Cecil Hotel elevator pushing buttons for multiple floors and at one point stepping out of the elevator, waving her arms.…
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Martinez, Columbia — According to authorities, a pissed off Columbian woman poured boiling water on her sleeping hubby’s junk after learning he had been untrue.
From what I understand Yolivel Lopez got a call from the cheatin’ bastard’s mistress and was informed the two had just got done doing the nasty.
The clueless hubby, Nefer Netan, finally arrived home early Tuesday morning and explained that he had been out drinking with friends. He then fell asleep… poor, dumb fucker.
Once he was out, Lopez proceeded to boil a pot of water. She then reportedly walked into the bedroom and poured it on Netan’s crotch.
According to the couple’s neighbors, Netan’s screams “pierced the night sky.”
Doctors say Netan’s junk was “utterly destroyed” in the incident. And Lopez? She hasn’t been seen since the alleged attack. Something tells me that mistress better watch her back….
Speaking of boiled hot dogs, we have featured at least three stories in the past few years involving ruined peni….
One woman set fire to her husband’s jewels with a cigarette lighter, another with gasoline and her trusty Bic.…
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Manatee County, FL — Don’t really even know where to begin with this one…..
Ronald Howard, 30, was booked on battery charges earlier this week after arguing with his live-in girlfriend about his alleged ball scratching.
Howard was apparently just hanging out on the couch, scratching his nuts, when his girlfriend, 25-year-old Shalamar “Wow! Would you look at those eyebrows!” Petrarca, told him to knock it the fuck off. She was disgusted, you see, because she was apparently getting ready to shove food in her pie-hole or something.
According to the arrest report, this displeased Howard. He rose from the couch, police say, and confronted the woman, face to face, and demanded that she “stop judging him!”
Petrarca told police Howard then shoved her to the ground, threw her outside and told her to “get the hell out.” Police observed a scratch on the woman’s leg that seemed to back up her side of the story.
When questioned, Howard told police Petrarca punched him in the eye for scratching his balls.…
Continue ReadingMom Facing Charges After Hiring Strippers For Son’s “Sweet” 16
February 20, 2013 at 6:26 am by JGo555
South Glens Falls, New York – Judy Viger, 33, is facing charges after allegedly hiring two females to perform lewd dances for five minors under the age of 17 at a bowling alley on Nov. 3, 2012.
Viger apparently wasn’t told that you can’t do anything without someone taking out a cell phone and taking a picture for posterity or evidence. It all depends on what side of the bars are you behind.
The police came into this mess after the pictures were posted online and people showed concern. The pictures reportedly showed the females doing “personal and intimate” dances on the minors. One of the pictures posted online apparently showed a scantily dressed woman clinging upside down to a seated teen as others looked on. Party in his pants.
Viger is charged with five counts of endangering the welfare of a child as she is accused of organizing, managing and paying for the strippers.
She wanted to be the cool mom and now she’s gonna be the mom doing community service.…
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Beverly Hills, FL - Robert and Christina Forbes are currently in jail on charges of child abuse after the school nurse found a cockroach in the boy’s ear.
But that’s not all. The cockroach in the ear incident happened way back in September. The neglect was observed by the boy’s school over and over again during the school year. The 9 year old boy regularly showed up to school reeking of cat urine, wearing the same Pull-ups and in need of medication. Another time, cockroaches were seen crawling out of his backpack.
Robert, 33 and Christina, 32, denied their child needed medication, according to the school. Their home was in “deplorable conditions” and they also denied their son sufficient food. Teachers would give him food and clean him. He is in alternative care now and his parents are in jail on $5,000 bond.
A 9 year old boy in Pull-ups? In need of medication? Nothing specifically states the boy was special needs, but those two clues have got to make one wonder. The only thing to ruin your day faster than a story about an abused child is a story about an abused special needs child. You’re welcome.…
Continue ReadingMan Says Feeding Bleach To Baby Probably His Dumbest Decision
February 19, 2013 at 3:24 pm by Morbid
OCALA, FL - Carron Washington is facing child abuse charges after feeding his 2-month-old baby bleach because he heard would cure the baby’s congestion.
According to police, the child was rushed to the hospital after her mother called 911 to report her baby had spit up a clear liquid that smelled like bleach.
Police were called by medical staff after they also noticed the baby’s vomit smelled like bleach, along with the baby’s formula.
“You smell the baby bottle and it smells like complete bleach.” the hospital employee tells the 911 dispatcher. “And the parents aren’t giving us a good story about how it got in there.”
When police questioned the child’s father, 20-year-old Carron Washington, they say he broke down crying and admitted he’d mixed less than a cap-full of bleach with less than two ounces of the baby’s formula.
He said that on Saturday night and Sunday morning, the baby was fussy, so at 1 a.m. Sunday, Washington put less than a cap-full of bleach with less than two ounces of the baby’s formula and then fed the child some of the formula.…
Continue ReadingBrothers Win Lottery, Blow Up House While Celebrating With Meth And Weed
February 19, 2013 at 2:12 pm by Morbid
WICHITA, KS — One man is in the hospital and his brother in jail, after they blew up a home while celebrating a recent 75,000 lottery win.
In a scene that could have been pulled directly out of a Cheech and Chong movie, two brothers used some of the winnings to buy some meth and weed last Friday night. One of the men was using two large cans of butane lighter fluid in the kitchen to refill butane torches the siblings planned on using with their bongs.
“He emptied a couple of big cans of butane lighter fluid during this, leaking butane into the air,” said Sgt. Bruce Watts. “The butane vapor cloud reach a pilot light in the furnace and as you might expect – kaboom.”
All the news reports keep saying “blew up home” but I haven’t seen any pictures of it, or any reports of specific damages – I used “blow up house” simply because it makes for a good headline.
Police did say there were children in the home at the time of the explosion, but they were not injured.…
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Trenton, MI — Well, hell, there isn’t a lot of information to this one, and no video that we know of, but you just know I couldn’t let this one go…..
According to a police report obtained by those beautiful people over at The Smoking Gun, a 67-year-old man was arrested last week after witnesses reported seeing him sucking on a dildo at a local park.
The responding officer, Sergeant Steve Allen, wrote in his report that upon his arrival at the scene, he was flagged down by an unidentified witness who pointed to a silver car in the parking lot and claimed that he/she had witnessed the driver of the vehicle sucking on a dildo as he drove past.
When Officer Allen approached the vehicle, he noticed what appeared to be a flesh-colored dildo on the passenger seat. He then asked the unidentified oldster, the only occupant in the vehicle, what, exactly, he was doing. The oldster apparently replied, “SUCKING ON A DILDO, I’M SORRY!”
No, my caps lock isn’t busted….…
Continue ReadingWoman Accused Of Biting Man’s Tongue Off After Valentine’s Day Spat
February 19, 2013 at 7:12 am by Jaded
Skokie, IL — The pleasant looking woman you see to the left is 51-year-old Elaine Cook – she’s behind bars on a $100,000 bond for allegedly biting off a significant chunk of her boyfriend’s tongue. Yum.
According to prosecutors, Cook and her 47-year-old boyfriend of 10 months had just returned home after a Valentine’s Day date when shit got ugly.
After arguing, Cook demanded that her boyfriend vacate the premises. He tried to oblige, but made the mistake of trying to kiss and make up before leaving.
“He told her they should stop fighting and went to kiss her,” Assistant State’s Attorney Eve Reilly said, “and she bit off a large portion of his tongue.”
The man ran to the kitchen sink. Cook followed, prosecutors say, and placed the chunk of mouth meat in her hand and tossed it on the kitchen counter. Nonchalantly, I’m sure. Dude put the severed tongue in a bag of ice and called 911.
Cook’s been booked on charges of aggravated domestic battery.
Unfortunately for the boyfriend, due to an “inadequate blood supply,” the tongue could not be reattached.…
Continue ReadingJoe Rickey Hundley Accused Of Slapping Crying Toddler During Flight
February 19, 2013 at 6:43 am by JGo555
Atlanta, Georgia. It is alleged that on February 8th, Joe Rickey Hundley, 60, slapped a toddler that sat next to him on his mother’s lap as the plane they were both in descended from a Minneapolis to Atlanta flight. Who doesn’t hate crying babies in enclosed spaces?
According to the toddler’s mother, Jessica Bennett, 33, she was sitting in seat 28B on a MD-90 twin engine jet, with her son 2y.o. Jonah. Hundley was seated in 28A. As the jet went into it’s final descent, the change in the altitude bothered the toddler enough to make him cry.
Bennett recalled that as the child cried, Hundley used the “N-word” when referring to her child. The exact words were, according to the child’s mother: “Shut that nigger baby up.”
Hundley then reportedly turned around and slapped the kid in the face with an open hand, causing the baby to scream louder. Because nothing says quiet like a slap to a kid’s face. The slap, according to Bennett, “caused a scratch below the tot’s right eye.”
Todd Wooten, seated in 16C reported to the FBI Agent Daron Cheney (in flight) that he heard “derogatory language coming from the rear of the aircraft,” prompting Cheney to investigate.…
Continue ReadingConvicted Child Molester Jeremiah Taylor Beaten To Death In Indiana Prison
February 18, 2013 at 11:09 am by Morbid
New Castle, IN — Jeremiah Taylor, a man convicted of child molestation last year, was beaten to death inside an Indiana prison.
According to police, the 37-year-old was found unconscious at the bottom of a staircase at the state prison in New Castle late Thursday night. He was taken to Henry County Hospital then flown to Methodist Hospital in Indianapolis, where he died Saturday morning.
Investigators believe the inmate’s injuries were “not the result of an accident, but were the result of Taylor having been battered shortly before being found in the stairwell,” an Indiana State Police release said.
Taylor was charged with molesting a preschooler in 2009, but was not apprehended until 2011. He pleaded guilty to charges of child molestation in June of last year, and was sentenced to 20-years in prison with 12 years suspended. Taylor had been at the prison since July of last year and was scheduled to be released in 2018.
Before anyone assumes he was murdered because of his admitted crimes, Mike Smith, public information officer at the New Castle Correctional Facility, said a large segment of the New Castle prison population consists of sex offenders.…
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UK — Subhan Anwar, a man convicted of murdering 2-year-old Sanam Navsarka, was killed in prison after being held hostage by two other inmates at Long Lartin prison – and it couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy.
Anwar was serving a minimum of 23 years at the prison after being convicted of torturing and murdering his girlfriend’s daughter in 2008. Sanam suffered a horrible, prolonged death at the hands of Subhan Anwar, with police discovering 107 separate injuries to her body. These included both of her thigh bones being fractured, which ultimately caused her death, and untreated fractures to both her arms.
Sanam’s tiny hand prints and bloodstains were found inside cupboards at the couple’s home, as well as a former home of the couple. During Anwar’s sentencing, Judge Peter Thornton QC said: “It is almost unbelievable the pain and anguish she must have suffered, not just once or twice, but repeatedly and persistently over weeks at your cruel and selfish hands.”
There’s not a lot of details regarding Anwar’s death, aside from reports that he was being held hostage by two other inmates before he was killed last Thursday night. ”The body of the man was found by prison officers just before 8pm on Thursday, February 14,” a West Mercia Police spokesman said. ”Two men aged 47 and 45 have been arrested on suspicion of murder and are currently in police custody.”
Anwar was not the only one held responsible for Sanam’s death.…
Continue ReadingNedra Byrd Arrested After 10-Year-Old Found Walking Streets Naked And Drunk
February 18, 2013 at 8:01 am by Morbid
Spring Hill, Fl — Nedra Byrd is facing child neglect charges after her 10-year-old son was found wandering the streets naked and intoxicated.
Police were called to Byrd’s home by a neighbor who found the naked boy walking the streets and clearly drunk off his ass. The neighbor said they went to Byrd’s home and found the 31-year-old passed out on the couch. They brought the boy back to their home and notified police.
“He couldn’t even stand. He was just, ahhh, you know. Naked, and I’m like, come in the house baby — and I went and got some of my son’s clothes,” the boy’s neighbor, Amanda Roesch said.
When police arrived at Byrd’s home, they also saw her sleeping on the couch with a man sitting near her looking at his phone. When police asked the man if they knew where the 10-year-old was, he stated he should be in his room. After checking and seeing that the boy was not there, he tried to wake Byrd.…
Continue ReadingEdward Furlong Back In Jail After Violating Restraining Order
February 18, 2013 at 7:59 am by Morbid
Los Angeles, CA – Edward Furlong, the actor best known for almost single-handedly ruining TERMINATOR 2, has once again found himself behind bars after violating a restraining order.
The details are a tad confusing, because this jackass has a history of acting like an idiot with his women, but let me see if I can get this straight. Furlong was placed on three years probation back in 2010 when he pleaded no contest to violating a protective order that was obtained by his ex-wife, Rachael Kneeland. Part of that agreement was that Furlong nor break any laws. As you can see by the timeline below, he failed miserably.
After his third domestic violence arrest in January, Kneeland requested an extension to her protective order against Furlong. Since Furlong had broken the law, he violated his probation. The judge was so upset with Furlong for not taking the restraining order conditions seriously, that he threw Furlong’s ass in jail until his next court appearance on March 4th and told him he belongs in a lockdown treatment facility for substance abuse.…
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Director: Conor McMahon
Writers: Conor McMahon, David O’Brien
Stars: Tommy Knight, Gemma-Leah Devereux, Ross Noble
Rating: 
Out of all the good movies I have watched since my last review in August of 2012, I would’ve never imagined my next one would be a horror comedy about a clown that has risen from the grave to kill the kids responsible for his death. But out of all the crappy horror I have watched recently, I felt STITCHES deserved some more attention for being surprisingly fun and successfully delivering some imaginative gore.
Here’s the official synopsis from the official site: Jaded Richard Grindle is the sleaziest clown working the children’s party circuit in Ireland. Arriving late to one birthday, his timing is off, the bratty kids a nightmare and a prank goes horribly wrong – he falls on a kitchen knife and goes to that Big Top in the sky. Years later the same nasty kids attend another more grown up bash. Little do they know, thanks to a black magic clown cult, Stitches will be the uninvited guest of honour seeking revenge on those responsible for his untimely death.…
Continue ReadingPolice Seeking Man Suspected Of Slinging Semen At Women In Walmart
February 16, 2013 at 3:06 am by Jaded
Farmington, New Mexico — If you are the wacky wanker who’s been going around flinging baby gravy at unsuspecting women, the police would like to have a word with you…
Farmington police recently released a surveillance photo of a man they believe has ejaculated or tossed semen onto at least two women at a local Walmart on separate occasions.
The alleged semen slinger has been described as a Native American man, 5 feet 3 inches to 5 feet 6 inches tall, weighing approximately 165 pounds. Police say it appears as if the man chooses his victims at random.
“We think he’s been doing this since at least 2010, and he may not have stopped,” Farmington Det. Corp. Kenneth Raybon reported. “These are just the only incidents that have been reported.”
That’s a lot of batter…
“The attacks happened on March 29, 2010 and Nov. 8, 2012,” Raybon continued. “We were able to tie the two instances together with evidence that recently came to light.”
Let’s not all panic and rush to Walmart at the same time, ladies….…
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Deltona, Florida – Kelli Custis 27, is accused of breaking into her ex fiancé’s house and beating his new girlfriend as she laid in bed this past week.
It is alleged that Miss Custis broke into her ex fiancé’s place and proceeded to his bedroom. The man and his new girl were in bed when Custic flicked the lights on and attacked the new girlfriend by scratching her. Police say Custis scratched the new girlfriend’s arms, face and pulled out a few clumps of hair. Not so pretty now, is she!?
Meanwhile, the ex grabbed the phone and called 911:
Dispatcher: You said there are two girls in your bed doing what?
Caller: I have my ex-fiancee in my bed. And I’ve got another girl in my house.
Dispatcher: The girls are fighting in your bed?
Caller: Yes, right now.
Caller: Can I get a [expletive] cop, hurry?
Dispatcher: What are they fighting about?
Caller: They’re [expletive] women. I’m sorry, I apologize.
When police showed up, Custis claimed that the new girlfriend started the fight.…
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Ormond Beach, Florida – Matthew Tighe, 24, was arrested in Ormond Beach Thursday night after a 7-year-old girl’s mother found him in the child’s bedroom.
According to police, Tighe committed a lewd act on the child and showed her his genitals.
When the victim’s mother confronted him, Tighe reportedly admitted to what he’d done and told her that he wanted to kill himself. Tighe then grabbed a knife and cut himself. Unfortunately, mom yanked the knife from his hands and threw it away before he could do any real damage.
Tighe has given police reason to believe he has done this before – he said he had touched the girl inappropriately on at least one other occasion. No word on how he got into the child’s bedroom.
The scrapes and cuts in Tighe’s mug shot are not explained either, but I am hoping that the mother gave him those and a kick in the beans hard enough to prevent future reproduction.
This piece of shit faces molestation charges after being arrested.…
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