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Canadians Killed By Flying Bear

June 8, 2011 at 8:03 am by  

Canadians Killed By Flying BearQuebec — Two people are dead after a 300 lb black bear flew through the windshield of a car.

We here at the Demon like our stories like hillbillies like their violence: domestic. Sometimes, though, a story that can’t be passed up comes along, just begging to make the front page. This one comes from America’s Hat, Canada.

At approximately 10:30pm Monday night, a Pontiac Sunbird traveling Highway 148 struck a black bear that had wandered onto the roadway. The impact caused the bear to be scooped up and rocketed into oncoming traffic. A Nissan Pathfinder was the unfortunate recipient of the ursine projectile, which traveled through the front windshield on the driver’s side, through to the back seat and out the back window, killing two people in the process.

I’m no smart, science-type guy, but let’s assume a conservative 50mph on each side of the road. This works out to 300lb pounds of furry (and undoubtedly confused) meat hitting you in the face at 100mph. I think.  I can imagine 300 lbs of just about anything at that speed is more than sufficient to ruin your evening.…

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Police: Man Brutally Beat 2 Year Old Girl To Toughen Her UpAllentown, PA — The bloated-lookin’ beast to the left is 24-year-old Brandon Bishop – he’s been accused of beating the snot out of his fiancee’s 2-year-old daughter because he thought the child was a “princess” and he wanted to “toughen her up.”

According to the criminal complaint, Bishop and the fiancee, Candace Watts, moved into an apartment together on March 7 – over the next three months, Bishop repeatedly and viciously beat the child as her mother stood by and did jack shit.

Police say Bishop punched the child in the face, head, back, stomach, legs and crotch. They say he choked the child and suffocated her by covering her mouth with his meaty paws anywhere from 30 seconds to a full minute. He hit her in the head with a metal spoon and picked her up by her hair and dropped her to the concrete.

When the child was interviewed by the Lehigh County Children and Youth Services on May 20th, she was reportedly missing clumps of hair, had numerous bruises and was walking with a limp.…

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Man Tells Police His Fear Of The Rapture Led To Attempted RapeDaytona Beach, FL — A man accused of trying to rape a woman earlier this week reportedly told police he did so because he was “so afraid” of the Rapture and he needed the woman to feel his fear.

Police say the victim was was pushing her 4-year-old son in a stroller at about 10:45 Monday morning when she saw 28-year-old Ray Allen Martin walking the opposite direction across the street. She said Martin crossed the road and began following her. Worried, she had just enough time to call her fiancé and let him know where she was and what was going on when Martin allegedly grabbed her from behind and placed his hand over her mouth.

The victim told police Martin dragged her toward the breezeway of a building, knocking the stroller over in the process. Martin reportedly yanked the woman’s pants and underwear down, repeatedly telling her to “shut up” as she screamed for her child. A man walking in the area intervened and Martin beat feet.

When he was apprehended a short time later, Martin reportedly told police he needed to confess.…

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Mass Grave Found At Rural Texas Home

June 7, 2011 at 7:23 pm by  

Mass Grave Found At Rural Texas HomeHARDIN, TX – – Few details right now, but the news is reporting that a mass grave has been uncovered at a rural house in southeast Texas.

Spokesman Rex Evans of the Liberty County Sheriff’s Department said the office received an anonymous report Tuesday that there were dismembered bodies of children at the home.

When County Sheriff’s Department Deputies arrived at the private property, they saw blood and sought a warrant to search the property.

The F.B.I. is on the scene along with at least one cadaver dog assisting in the search effort for as many as 30 bodies, all of them reportedly to be the bodies of children.

Ok, I had to add an important update. The tip reportedly came from a psychic. *rolleyes*

A neighbor told reporters that police seemed to be congregating around the home of  Joe Bankson, a long-haul trucker who is currently in Dallas with his wife. When contacted he said he was on his way to Georgia and had left on Sunday.  “I haven’t killed anybody,” he said.…

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Man Puts Up Billboard Ad Claiming His Ex Had AbortionALAMOGORDO, N.M. — Currently, motorists on Alamogordo’s main thoroughfare are being treated to a billboard from a man saying his ex-girlfriend had an abortion against his wishes.

The (creepy) sign shows 35-year-old Greg Fultz holding the outline of an infant. The text reads, “This Would Have Been A Picture Of My 2-Month Old Baby If The Mother Had Decided To Not KILL Our Child!”

As you can imagine, this has stirred up quite the debate. The ex in question has taken Fultz to court for harassment and violation of privacy in an effort to have the sign taken down, but Fultz’s attorney says removing the sign would violate his client’s right to free speech.

“As distasteful and offensive as the sign may be to some, for over 200 years in this country the First Amendment protects distasteful and offensive speech,” Todd Holmes said.

The ex-girlfriend’s attorney counters this by saying her client’s right to privacy has been violated and the billboard has caused severe emotional distress. She adds that she has no issue with Fultz arguing for father’s rights, just not at the expense of someone else’s private life.…

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Two Teens Charged With Burying Puppy Alive

June 7, 2011 at 12:35 pm by  

Two Teens Charged With Burying Puppy AliveBakersfield, CA — Two teenagers have been charged with animal cruelty after police say they attempted to bury a puppy alive by the side of the road.

Luckily, a woman witnessed the two boys, ages 15 and 17, hitting one of three puppies with a stick and then bury it in a hole they had dug on the side of the road. After calling 911, she went to confront the boys who ran away leaving all three puppies behind. The 8-week-old pit bull mix was able to free itself from its intended grave.

(Stupid kids. Everyone knows that in order to kill a pit bull you need bury it alive in hallowed ground accompanied by a priest and a lot of luck.)

The 17-year-old eventually returned to the scene and the 15-year-old showed up shortly after with a parent in tow. The parent stated they had no idea what the boys were up to, but after a little investigating it turns out the boys owned the puppies but decided to kill them because they were having problems discipling them.…

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Search For Missing Nurse Student Now A Murder InvestigationHAYWARD, Calif. – I have no idea why I have not heard of 26-year-old Michelle Hoang Thi Le until today. It goes against everything I thought I knew about pretty girls going missing.

Le vanished from Kaiser Hospital on May 27 after telling classmates she was going out to the parking garage to get some things. Her car was eventually located on the street a few blocks away, but Le hasn’t been heard from since. Her family put up a website and offered a reward of $65,000 for Le’s safe return.

On Monday, police revealed that the “safe” part is probably not possible and will now investigate her disappearance as a homicide. They believe Le was murdered in the Kaiser Hospital garage where her car was parked and that it was not a random attack, that the killer targeted her.

Capt. Darryl McAllister told reporters they came to this conclusion after performing a forensic examination of Michelle’s car and the area of the parking structure where it was parked, as well as information they got from interviews with friends, family and persons of interest.…

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Father Threatens Woman At Birthday Party When Kids Dont Get CakeMemphis, TN – Police arrested a man and charged him with aggravated assault after he allegedly used a gun to threaten the host of a child’s birthday party because his children didn’t get any cake or ice cream.

Joseph Hayes, 48, became upset and yelled at the woman because “Y’all didn’t save my kids no damn ice cream and cake.” Not content with mere words, Hayes solidified his status as a jackass by traveling back to his apartment and returning to threaten her with what appeared to be a handgun.

According to the woman’s report, Hayes came back to the party and approached the woman. He lifted up his shirt, showing what appeared to be a handgun tucked in his waistband and uttered this completely justified and reasonable statement: “I ain’t scared to go to jail, just take care of my kids.”

Of course Hayes was arrested at his apartment a short time after the woman called 911 to state she had been threatened and was in fear for her life.…

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Man Loses Dentures After Biting Off Part Of Girlfriends EarWILLIAMSTON, S.C. – I was surprised this when I found this was not out of Florida, but then not surprised to see it comes from South Carolina. A man has been arrested after biting off part of his girlfriend’s ear during an argument and losing his teeth in the process.

Police say 50-year-old Tony Ellison and his girlfriend, Yolanda Smith, were arguing over money when Ellison latched on to Smith’s ear and only let go when she started screaming like a banshee. She ran to a friend’s house missing about 20 percent of her ear.

Ellison was arrested and charged with first-degree assault and battery. While in court for his bond hearing, Capt. James Grubbs said Ellison admitted to biting off part of his girlfriend’s ear as well as losing his teeth. “(Ellison) told the judge at that time, something to the effect of, yeah, he remembered (biting Smith’s ear), but something about his teeth falling out during that particular incident,” said Grubbs.

Doctors were not able to do much with Smith’s ear, as they never found the missing piece.…

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Mom Admits Beating Son To Death For Hiding Her Pain PillsLOUISVILLE, KY – A mother has been charged with murdering her 12-year-old son after she admitted to beating him for hours after he took her pain pills.

On Friday, 29-year-old Tasha Parsons admitted in a police interview that after her 12-year-old son, Devin Parsons, stole her meds and would not tell her where they were, she beat the poor kid for hours using her hands, feet, a belt and even a metal tray.

The boy would lose unconsciousness sometime later Friday morning, but police would not be called to the residence until that afternoon. Parsons would also tell police that her boyfriend, 30-year-old Waldo L. Jones, also took part in the beatings.

Jones, who has been living with the family for about a year, denied having any involvement in the actual beating, explaining the reason why he had the boy’s blood on his clothes was because he had tried to intervene a couple times and even helped clean some of the boy’s wounds. Even if he’s telling the truth, he did not get help for the boy, leaving the house when the boy became unresponsive and telling friends that there was a dead boy at his house.…

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Bike Thief Beats 7 Year Old Girl Into Critical ConditionAnchorage, AK – A 7-year-old girl is in critical but stable condition with head trauma after being punched in the head repeatedly by a bicycle thief Sunday, Police say.

Anchorage Police Department spokesperson Marlene Lammers said officers were called to the to a downtown neighborhood at about 4:45 p.m. after reports that a man had punched the girl in the head several times after she refused to give him her bicycle.

Neighbors told police that Byron Svyinski, 32, was walking down the street after a punching a neighbor in a separate incident.  He encountered the young girl and reportedly tried to force her off her bike. Unsuccessful, witnesses say he then punched her in the face, knocking her to the ground where she lost consciousness.  He then punched her several more times about the face and head while she was lying on the ground. Svyinski then rifled through the girl’s pockets.  Witnesses didn’t see him take anything from her.

When police arrived, they ordered Svyinski to the ground. He did not comply and had to be restrained with handcuffs and ankle cuffs.…

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New York Cop Arrested For Sexting, Kissing Underage GirlBrooklyn, NY – 30 year-old Kevin Louther, an NYPD cop and youth officer, was arrested and charged in connection to an inappropriate relationship he apparently had with a 15 year-old girl.

The alleged relationship between the two was discovered and reported by the girl’s mother, who discovered explicit text messages and pictures sent to the girl. Police are saying that they do not believe the pair had sex, but that there was some smooching to accompany the texts and e-mails.

The two met through the departments ‘Law Enforcement Explorer’ program which, according to the program’s website, “reaches out to New York City’s young adults in every community to help build up relations between the community and New York City Police Department.” I’m pretty sure this sort of thing isn’t quite what they had in mind. Louther has been suspended without pay and is due in court again this week, facing charges of  sex abuse, harassment and endangering the welfare of a child.

Oh… and his initial bail was set at $750.…

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Crossdressing Car Thief Arrested After Crashing SUVMiami, FL – Shaun Nicholas Anderson (mugshot), 20, was reportedly clad in a stunning black dress with clear stones, panties and a black bra while at the wheel of a silver Chevrolet Trailblazer driving when a Miami police officer driving behind decided to run the plates.  The tag check showed the SUV had been reported stolen in Miami, so the officer called for backup to aid in the stop.

When the vehicle stopped at a red light, the officer reportedly took the opportunity to activate his lights and ‘made verbal cues’ for the driver to turn off the SUV.  The driver of the SUV instead ran the red light and the chase began. Officers followed the vehicle until it crashed into a fence, causing about $500 in damage, the report said. The driver and passenger fled but were soon caught hiding in bushes.

According to the police report, Anderson admitted to working as an escort and taking the Trailblazer’s keys from a client. He told police he ‘borrowed’ the vehicle to visit his grandmother.  …

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Mother Killed In Front Of Children During Child Custody ExchangeMILTON, Ga. – A man has been arrested and charged with fatally shooting the mother of his two kids during a child custody exchange.

Police say 25-year-old Christopher Erdman shot and killed 25-year-old Shannon Lawrence after meeting her in a Wells Fargo Bank parking lot at around 2 p.m. Sunday. A man nearby heard several gunshots and called police. Officers would find Lawrence’s car, four shell casings on the pavement, and a pool of blood.

As they began trying to find the owner of the car, they received a call from a hospital. Erdman had pulled up to their location with Lawrence in the back of his pickup truck. Erdman was apprehended, but it was too late for Lawrence. She had died from being shot four times in her (very attractive) face and neck.

The children are now safe, but police say it is likely the 3-year-old and 1-year-old witnessed the murder of their mother. Milton Police Captain Shane McCarty told Channel 2 Action News that “indications now is that (the shooting) was in front of the children.”

Lawrence had a protective order against Erdman stemming from him continually sending her threatening and intimidating e-mails and texts after their breakup.…

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Teenage Brother And Sister Dead After Tampa Home InvasionTampa, FL – Police are looking for the person(s) who entered a home in Tampa, fatally shot a 16-year-old girl and critically injured her 13-year-old brother.

On Sunday morning neighbors reported hearing gunshots from a home on Van Buren Drive. Inside police would find the house in disarray and the bodies of Kiara Brito and her brother, Jeremi, in the main room of the home.

Both teens had been shot multiple times in the upper body. Kiara was already dead but Jeremi was still alive. He was transported to the hospital in extremely critical condition. He is currently on life support and not expected to make it through the day.  – UPDATE: He didn’t.

They lived at the home with their mother, Judi, who was not at the home at the time. Police are not releasing where she was, but state she is fully cooperating with police. Investigators say they have few leads in the shooting, but are stating this was not a random act and that the home was targeted.…

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Parents Charged After Abandoning Their Kids On Side Of RoadQUINCY, Ill. – Parents of two juveniles were arrested and charged with child endangerment after police say they abandoned their two kids on the side of the road.

On Monday, police found two juveniles walking down the road at 2:30 in the morning. The kids told police that their parents, Sue and Michael Bence, had been too drunk to drive earlier so one of the juveniles had been driving the family vehicle when they got into an argument with their mother.

Sue (seen here doing her best Meg Mucklebones impression) ordered her daughter to pull the car over and then made both of her kids get out before she and her husband drove off, leaving them standing there. An hour later, Sue and Michael were arrested at their home 20 miles away.

The couple were each charged with child endangerment, but Sue was also charged with domestic battery, driving under the influence and driving while license was suspended. She remained in jail while Michael (seen here rockin’ the Billy Ray mullet and Magnum ‘stache) was released after posting bond.…

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West Virginia Man Goes On Bath Salt Fueled RampageSummersville, WV – A West Virginia man is facing multiple charges after a violent rampage allegedly fueled by bath salts.

Bath salts, which are neither a bath nor salt, apparently made 43 year-old Mitchell Alderman do some really dumb things Thursday. The first stop on Alderman’s crazy train was a home which he forced himself into at approximately 1:30 am. As it happens, the home belongs to Cpl. David Hopkins of the Nicholas County Sheriffs Department.

Alderman was promptly pushed right the hell out of the house and arrested. When he arrived at the Nicholas County Courthouse, he fled on foot and scuffled with the officers attempting to re-apprehend his ass. Police say that pepper spray and a Taser were used. One deputy went to the hospital with a sprained wrist.

Inside the courthouse, Alderman apparently damaged a booking room. En route to jail, he kicked out one of the windows as what I imagine could only be a  mature expression of his distaste for riding in the backseat.…

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Denver Police Looking For Man Who Abducted, Sexually Assaulted GirlDENVER, CO – Police need your helping finding the man accused of abducting an 8-year-old girl last Thursday then sexually assaulting her before dropping her off at a gas station.

The girl was with her 11-year-old friend trying to catch a chihuahua that had gotten loose from its yard. They chased the dog into an alley where they met a man in a white van. He called the kids over to help him put something in a dumpster, but ended up throwing the girl into the van instead before reversing out of the alley.

Her friend ran away and notified his babysitter what had happened who then notified police. For almost two hours there were no signs of the girl until she was dropped off at a gas station three miles from where she had been taken. At first the news reports were that she had been released unharmed, but on Friday it was revealed that this was not the case. In the time the man had the girl, he had sexually assaulted her.…

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Woman Accused Of Driving Drunk After Crashing SUV With 11 Kids InsideMILWAUKEE, WI — Police say a woman was driving drunk when she rolled her SUV on I-94 with eleven children inside the vehicle.

The crash happened on Saturday after the 32-year-old woman crashed into a guard rail and rolled the vehicle on to its roof. She had eleven kids inside the vehicle at the time, ranging from ages 2 to 17. You read that right. Eleven.

The woman, mother of seven of the kids, was arrested on the scene after admitting to drinking alcohol prior to the crash and failing a field sobriety test. It was reported her blood alcohol level was nearly twice the legal limit.

Unbelievably no one died in the rollover, even though the majority of the kids couldn’t have possibly been secured, although five of the kids were taken to the hospital. The six remaining kids were turned over to relatives.

In addition to the OWI charges for causing injury with a child under 16, police also want to charge the woman with felony recklessly endangering safety for turning the Dodge Durango into a clown car.…

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Angry Beaver Attacks Three Near Philly

June 6, 2011 at 4:19 am by  

Angry Beaver Attacks Three Near PhillyPhiladelphia, PA — Officials in Pennsylvania have reported that a beaver accused of attacking three people in the Pennypack Creek area last week has tested positive for rabies.

The first of two alleged attacks occurred on June 1 as a man and his wife were fishing. Authorities claim a large beaver first attacked the woman, biting her on the leg. When the husband tried to intervene, he was rewarded with a few puncture wounds to his chest and arms.

The very next day, a man and his child happened across a beaver doing whatever it is beavers do when they aren’t building dams and shit. The two reportedly observed the beaver for a minute before dad started poking at it with a fishing rod. The beaver apparently didn’t appreciate the unexpected invasion of it’s personal space and turned around and chomped down on the kid. Good thinking, dad…

The beaver blamed for both attacks was captured late Thursday evening and put down.

These attacks follow another reported beaver attack from back in April.…

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