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VERMILION, Ohio — A 12-year-old at Sailorway Middle School has been suspended for five days and charged with assault after a prank left a pencil lodged in a fellow student’s butt.
The prankster was in choir class and thought it would be funny to position a pencil upright in the seat of another student’s chair right before they sat down. “He thought it would be harmless. He thought it’d break and they’d get a good laugh, but that’s not what happened at all,” said Cpl. Dean Mayer, Vermilion Police Detective.
But if that had happened, you wouldn’t be reading about it here. What happened is the pencil did not break and penetrated the other students’ jeans and got lodged about four inches into his left butt cheek, and got stuck there.
An ambulance had to come pick the kid up and take him to the hospital were emergency surgery was performed to remove the pencil. He’s already back in class with some stitches, but otherwise he’s fine. As for the other boy, he immediately admitted to the prank stating he didn’t mean to hurt anyone, but he’s going to be paying for his dumb decision.…Continue Reading
Daytona Beach Shores, FL - Deeanna M. Murray, 24, is an idiot. She’s an idiot for a number of reasons. Let me count the ways, denizens:
Reason One: Murray, who is not unattractive, chose a registered sex offender who was convicted of lewd and lascivious behavior with a child as the man of her dreams. Meet Phillip Perry Heidt.
(Is it me, or is 20-year-old Heidt an early starter at the pedo game? His conviction is dated 2008, but the arrest is dated 2006. Last I looked, 20 – 5 = 15. So I do wanna know what Phillip Heidt did that got him charged as an adult and a ticket to Registrationville, just in case of extenuating circumstances. Anyway…)
Reason Two: Murray has two toddlers, ages 3 and 2. She has been living in apartment with the kids and Heidt, who was just arrested in January for being around children, so hello probation violation.
Reason Three: When police arrived at midnight on March 23 to check an anonymous tip that Heidt was once again living with children (possibly the same children), Deeanna Murray hid in the bathroom with the toddlers while Heidt tried to play it off, all like “Kids?…Continue Reading
SAN BERNARDINO, CA – A father has been charged with killing his teenage son and torturing the rest of his family.
Neighbors called 911 on Wednesday morning after hearing a male screaming for help from the home of 35-year-old Ian Roderiquez. Police arrived and detained the man as he was trying to leave. When they entered the home they found the dead body of his 16-year-old son, Richard Roderiquez. The body showed signs of severe injuries.
Ian’s wife, Sujal Roderiquez, was also severely injured and taken to the hospital where she remains in critical condition suffering from unspecified injuries. The couple’s four other children, Jacob, 13; Gabriel, 12; Daniella, 10; and Yasmine, 8, were also taken to the hospital for their injuries and are expected to survive. Rumors are the victims all suffered stab wounds, but police have not confirmed that.
“It wasn’t apparent from just looking at the victims if there was a weapon used, or more than one type of weapon used,” said Cindy Bachman, spokeswoman for the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Department.…Continue Reading
ST. CLOUD, Fla – On Wednesday morning, police say a man walked into a Cumberland Farms store wearing a black and red hooded sweatshirt. He demanded all the money from the register while implying he had a weapon. After getting the loot, he ran out and jumped into a waiting getaway car.
The clerk called 911 and it didn’t take long before police caught up with the car and identified the suspected armed robber as 20-year-old Angelo Palmieri. The getaway driver was his mother, 47-year-old Cindy Willison. Palmieri tried to run while handcuffed, but didn’t get too far.
While in custody, Palmieri admitted to robbing the store. Some are willing to give the mother the benefit of the doubt, stating she may not have known what her son did in the store, or could have even been forced to be an accomplice. Regardless, both mother and son were taken to the Osceola County Jail.
Not a lot of details yet, but a mother returned home at around 3 or 4 a.m. Wednesday morning to find her 8-year-old daughter, Rosalyn Reynolds, was missing along with her 20-year-old cousin, James “Icey” Daukei. She also found a bathroom with blood in the toilet, on the walls and on the floor.
The missing girl’s family began searching for her and about an hour later, her dad located her dead body in a field behind the apartment complex, along with Daukei. Rosalyn’s mother was told he was in the process of burying her body, but that hasn’t been confirmed by officials. Either way, when confronted by the child’s father and two other men, Daukai took off running.
He was taken into custody later that morning after someone seen him walking along State Highway 8 and charged with Rosalyn’s murder.…Continue Reading
Camborne, Cornwall – Back in 2009 I reported on David Truscott, the 41-year-old man who absolutely loves cow shit and continually gets into trouble satisfying his desire to have sex with it. Two years later, and it seems Truscott has been up to the same tricks, unable to stay away from his stinky lover.
I’ve seen enough scat videos to know that the fetish exists (and that the German people consider feces as food). But never before have I heard of anyone with a case of coprophilia as strong as Truscott’s. When I say he loves it, I mean he really, really loves it. He would frequently terrorize the family of a nearby farm by breaking into it and pleasuring himself while rolling around in cow manure, or crawling into a vat full of the stuff.
The family would catch a break for a few years after Truscott was convicted of setting their farm on fire, killing a cow. When we last reported on him, he was out of jail, but back at the same farm wearing shiny red shorts and latex gloves.…Continue Reading
Scranton, PA – A 27-year-old woman detained by police following a car accident last weekend was jailed after a cavity search yielded 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 generic Xanax pills and $51.22.
During the initial pat down, an officer found three bags of heroin in Karin Mackaliunas’ jacket pocket and placed her under arrest. Once Mackaliunas arrived at the cop shop, female officers attempted to make a more thorough search, and after a brief struggle, the over-packed princess admitted to having more drugs stashed in her snatch.
Mackaliunas was then transported to a local hospital where the goodies were removed piece by piece. She’s now being held on $25,000 bail, charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance.…Continue Reading
The woman who lives in the apartment told police she heard loud noises coming from outside her apartment on the evening of March 14, and assumed the sounds were coming from landscapers working in the complex. As the noise grew louder and closer, she decided to investigate – it was then that she observed the chainsaw chewing through her front door.
She began to scream, of course, and quickly called 911. She grabbed her two pups and tossed them out onto a landing in the rear of the apartment. She then jumped from her second-story balcony and took off running.
When police arrived, they were told the chainsaw-wielding wacko was 28-year-old Strama, and officers reported finding a 20-inch chainsaw and a hatchet in his bedroom. Charged with trespassing and criminal damage to property, Strama was involuntarily committed to Highland Park Hospital before being returned to police custody.…Continue Reading
Houston, TX – Mario Aguilar, 52, was arrested on sexual assault charges Tuesday, after his mentally disabled 20-year-old roommate told his caseworker at the Harris County Mental Health and Mental Retardation Authority that Aguilar had been butt-raping him for quite some time.
The victim told his caseworker he had been forced to perform sexual acts on Aguilar on a daily basis since moving in with him in June of last year. When he’d decided he’d had enough and began packing his bags and preparing to beat feet, Aguilar got a bit pissy.
According to police, Aguilar ordered the victim into the bedroom and demanded that he “drop his pants.” When the victim refused, Aguilar reportedly sicced his dog on him. The dog complied, biting the victim on the arm. Fearful of another attack, the victim said he did as he was told and was forced to endure yet another ass-rapin’.
Police say Aguilar has a pretty lengthy criminal history, with convictions ranging from drug possession to assault to prostitution. He’s now being held at the Harris County Jail with no bond, charged with sexual assault of an adult – a second-degree felony that could earn him up to 20 years behind bars.…Continue Reading
According to police, video surveillance captured the teen entering the preschool on Sunday, March 6. Once inside the building, the boy apparently ransacked a few offices, stealing items such as pocket change and keys. And then it got weird…
Police say that at one point, the teen removed his clothing and began “engaging in strange behavior of a sexual nature.” As is apparent in the attached video, the mostly nekkid teen appears to be fingerbanging his ass while walking around in circles in the entryway of the building. And, if I’m not mistaken, he takes of whiff of the offending finger(s) at about 0:19. Nice.
Authorities released the video to the local news media and the boy was arrested after an alert viewer was able to positively identify him. Police suspect the boy was involved in a similar incident at the same school back in November.…Continue Reading
Mountain Grove, Missouri – The 911 call came in on Saturday afternoon, March 6. The Shootin’ Iron gun facility stated that a man had dropped his weapon during a concealed-carry class. The gun had accidentally discharged, hitting the man in the chest. Which sounded okay, until someone did geometry and realized that a gun on the floor isn’t gonna hit the chest of a guy who’s standing. Somewhere in Missouri, somebody done screwed up.
Glenn Seymour, 63, was a part-time emergency dispatcher who was familiar with revolvers but had recently switched to a Browning 9 mm semiautomatic. He was taking his concealed-carry class to help him get familiar with the new gun.
During the class, instructor Paul Richard Williams gave students an exercise: using their non-dominant hand, students were to unholster their weapons, take the safety off, aim, and shoot the pretend threat in front of them. Apparently this exercise was in case someone got shot in the shootin’ arm. Also apparently, this exercise was being done with loaded weapons. Which was kind of the problem, when you consider that flipping a safety with the wrong hand usually requires practice.…Continue Reading
Chicago – A woman has been charged with pouring boiling water over a 74-year-old woman’s head after inviting the senior over for dinner.
Police say that on Saturday, the older woman had been invited over to dinner by her friend and neighbor, 51-year-old Lynn Baggett. While the victim lay on the couch, police say Baggett began heating up a pot of liquid on the stove.
Once the liquid was brought to boiling, Baggett removed the pot, walked over where her friend was laying, and poured the scalding liquid over her head. The poor woman was able to get into the wheelchair she uses ever since breaking both feet in a car crash, and wheel herself to the lobby where she asked for someone to call 911.
Emergency workers arrived and took her to the hospital in serious condition, suffering from second-degree burns to her face, forehead, scalp, neck, back and shoulders.
No motive has been given for the attack, but it was revealed in court that Baggett has been taking medication for bipolar disorder and depression.…Continue Reading
Police were giving out little info at the time, but now it is being reported that Filiberti, a freshman at Dutchess Community College, was stabbed multiple times in the face and the chest and that police are currently questioning two people.
A teen who identified himself as Filiberti’s boyfriend stated he was not happy with the investigation into his girl’s murder. “I do believe (police) are trying, but I think they could try harder. I just really want to find” her killer, 19-year-old Mike Delarm said.
He also added he was the last one to see her alive at a party the night before she was found dead. He says that she left the party because someone was there that she did not like. He says they argued about it and she left to walk home alone. “I could have stopped her from leaving,” he said.…Continue Reading
The deceased were identified as 36-year-old Jason Sanders and his wife, 23-year-old Candace Sanders, both from Georgia. They had both died from gunshot wounds.
Today Anderson County sheriff’s deputies said they have arrested Jason Sander’s 17-year-old son, Landon Thomas Sanders, and have charged with two counts of murder.
At a news conference, Anderson County Sheriff John Skipper did not reveal a specific motive but did say that there was an on-going dispute between Landon and his parents that ended at the boat ramp when Landon shot his father and stepmother from outside the vehicle.
Police also arrested Danny Wade Scott, 24, and Thomas Riley Madden, 29, charging them both with accessory to both murders.
MANASSAS, Va. – A 16-year-old girl from a Virginia has been charged with harassment over a Facebook page she created to make fun of other girls at Stonewall Jackson High School in Manassas… a city whose name I cannot help but pronounce a lot differently than I’m sure the creator intended.
The page was titles “Stonewall’s Hoes” and featured pictures of nine underage girls with lewd comments written about them. The page has since been taken down, after police executed a search warrant and seized the computer the teen used to allegedly create the malicious Facebook page.
The girl who created it has been suspended, possibly expelled, and is also facing a charge of harassment by computer, a class one misdemeanor, a charge that carries a possible sentence of one year in prison and fine of up to $2,500.
Prince William County Public Schools says they take bullying very seriously. “Cyber bullying and any kind of bullying is not tolerated,” said Dr. Doreen Dauer, of Prince William County Public Schools.…Continue Reading
RIO LINDA, CA - Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time. A man has been charged with murder after using an axe on a man he incorrectly suspected of burglarizing his home.
When 29-year-old Steven Zinda arrived home in the early Sunday morning, his house was in the process of being burglarized. The intruder fled and Zinda took off after him wielding an axe.
At the same time, 20-year-old David Valdez was also having some bad luck after getting his SUV stuck in a ditch across the street from Valdez’s home while on the way home from a party. He was standing outside of his vehicle using his cell phone to call his girlfriend and his mother letting them know he would be home as soon as his friends showed up to help him.
That’s when he was approached by the axe-wielding Zinda and did like most of us would do if a strange, agitated man wielding an axe started coming towards you on an empty street at four in the morning — Valdez ran like hell.…Continue Reading
She wanted one so bad that she refused to leave his house until she got one. But Bettner rebuked her advances, explaining that he had a girlfriend already and that she needed to get her ass out of his house.
The 92-year-old woman returned home scorned to retrieve a .380 semi-automatic handgun she used to fire four times into Bettner’s home. She told police that she was aiming at the car he loved so much, but all four shots went into the home, one of the bullets missing the man by mere inches.
According to the police report, Bettner told police that he has had ongoing issues with Ms. Straudinger since he moved in six months ago and feels that she is enamored with him. Despite telling Staudinger that he’s in a relationship, she insists he is “supposed to be her man.”
He added that Straudinger even attempted to strangle another woman with whom she thought he was having an affair. Staudinger was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and shooting into an occupied dwelling.…Continue Reading
New York --While I continue to fight connection issues today, here are a couple stories that were meant to go up yesterday. Starting with the 400-lb Bronx man who was found murdered in his apartment, stuffed inside a duffel bag.
The body of 52-year-old Angel Rondon was found after a neighbor called 911 to complain about the putrid smell coming from his sixth-floor apartment. Inside Rondon’s flat, police found an apartment covered in blood with cleaning products scattered throughout. They also found a bloody hatchet on the kitchen floor and inside the kitchen closet, they found the large duffel bag containing Rondon’s body, leaking a steady stream of blood.
I know, you’re thinking that must have been one hell of a duffel bag to be able to hold the dead body of a man who weighed 400 pounds. But it seems that the killer(s) simply played a bloody game of Jenga, dismembering the poor man before stuffing his parts in the bag. An autopsy showed Rondon died from massive blunt force trauma to his head and several skull fractures.…Continue Reading
GAGETOWN, Mich.— A 17-year-old has been charged with murder after police say he intentionally struck another teen with his vehicle and dragged him for almost a block following an early morning fight.
Cody Kalis, 17, is facing an open charge of murder after he allegedly hit 16-year-old Zachary Harp with his vehicle intentionally then fled the scene following a fight at a house party early Sunday morning. He’s also been charged with manslaughter with a motor vehicle and operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated causing death.
“Witnesses say he intentionally ran over Harp with his car and dragged his body almost a block,” said Tuscola County Sheriff Lee Teschendorf. “When another person ran to the victim’s aid, the car came around again and struck them, causing minor injuries to the other person.”
Flight Care Helicopter transported Harp to the hospital, but he would die from his injuries later that afternoon.
His family says Harp was just trying to do the right thing when he was killed. Zach’s principal at Owendale-Gagetown High School said Zach had a reputation for standing up for his classmates. “The mood in the school has been somber.…Continue Reading
Cochise County, AZ - I don’t know how you screen nannies in your house, but one would think a nanny who loves children would be an asset, right? That’s what Clayton and Elizabeth Cherry thought. After all, they love children too. They love kids so much police allege they just wanna snuggle right up, take off their clothes, show ‘em some porn and get busy. And who better to help with that enterprise than a nanny who’s already got one kid in CPS custody?
Mr. and Mrs. Cherry, both age 28 and victims of the ugly stick, hired Rachel Danea Robison, 26, to come on in and help out with their own kids. Which, since she clearly already had parenting issues with one child, seemed like a great idea. I guess her gorgeous four-year-old little girl was a bonus.
The Cherrys have three kids, ages 3, 6, and 10. Arizona CPS was already working with those kids, too. Sounds like a nanny match made in heaven. Or, you know, hell. Because now police say all three Cherry kids have been molested, and so has Rachel Robison’s little girl. Investigation is continuing into whether Robison’s other child was abused, but my money says mais oui, da, si and yes.…Continue Reading