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heroRichmond, VA – A 9-year-old boy was killed while trying to stop a teenager from raping his 11-year-old sister.

According to reports, the siblings were playing near some railroad tracks behind their home Thursday afternoon when they were approached by the teen who suddenly attacked the girl.

The boy tried to stop the teen from raping his sister, but was beaten to death. “From what I understand, the sister was raped and (the brother) tried to save her,” the children’s aunt, Jacqueline Smith. “And he was hit in the head with a brick and killed.”

Police were called to the scene after the girl was spotted running from the woods naked and bleeding. She initially told police that the person responsible for the rape and murder was a white man with scraggly hair. Police would later reveal the suspect was a teenage black male who threatened the victim into giving false information.

Richmond Police later reported they have a warrant out for the teen who is currently being evaluated at the Tucker Pavilion at Chippenham Medical Center.…

bad fortune cookieHOUSTON, TX – We now have another horrific way to die at work to add to our growing list: falling into the dough mixing machine at a fortune cookie factory.

Investigators say that on Sunday, an employee at the Wonton Food Company found a co-worker, 26-year-old Oscar Barrera, inside an industrial dough mixer.

The Harris County Institute of Forensic Sciences would later state the cause of Barrera’s death was multiple blunt force injuries. Police do not believe foul play was involved and have ruled the death an accident.

Over the last 10 years, we have reported on the horrendous workplace deaths of many people who, like most of us, were just working for the weekend. But Barrera may have been one of the lucky ones.

Getting beat to death inside an industrial dough mixer seems a lot better than being pulled into an asphalt grinder, or being cooked to death in an industrial tuna steamer, or dying from an exploding beer keg, or falling into a wood chipper, or suffocating in a manure pit, or being crushed in an industrial paper rolling machine, or cooking to death in an industrial dryer, or suffocating in a pile of pinto beans, or dying in a vat of boiling chocolate, or falling into an industrial meat grinder.…

Byron SmithLittle Falls, MN – Back in 2012 we reported on 64-year-old Byron Smith, the man who shot two teenagers to death on Thanksgiving Day as they broke into his home.

He was convicted of their murder the other day and now the courts have released the tapes jurors heard that helped them send Smith to prison for the rest of his life.

For those of you who may have missed this story, Nicholas Schaeffel and Haile Kifer were both shot to death when they broke into the home of Byron Smith.

While Minnesota does allow for someone to use deadly force to prevent a felony from taking place in one’s home or dwelling, Byron was charged with a crime because of the things he did before shooting the teens.

Aside from moving his truck to make it look as if he wasn’t home, he setup a hiding spot in his basement and waited for the teens to show up. He even had a tarp ready that he used to wrap up their bullet-ridden bodies.…

Shriveled mushroomOttowa — A man with a rather unfortunate, and hilarious, last name was arrested after allegedly flashing people at Mooney’s BayPark in Canada Tuesday.

Police had received several complaints about a geriatric white guy wandering around the park, showing off his goods earlier this month.

Early Tuesday morning, officers made contact with a balding white guy, identified as 62-year-old Donald Popadick, just shortly after receiving yet another complaint. They apparently believed they had their flasher.

According to Sgt. Iain Pidcock of the Ottowa Police, Popadick was arrested on charges of indecent exposure and mischief.

Oh, these names…. too much funny.…

Cup 'O PeeKennewick, WA — A transient who may or may not be mentally ill was arrested Saturday evening after allegedly pissing into a cup at Old Country Buffet, then drinking it in front of the already disgusted/sickened diners.

Ryan Bravo, 26, reportedly dined at the establishment that evening, and after his dinner date left, stood up and urinated into a plastic cup. Then, while standing at his table, he was all CHEERS! and slurped it down.

After receiving several complaints, management asked Bravo to kindly exit the premises. He was arrested just outside.

Bravo has been charged with public urination and remains behind bars in the Benton County Jail. Fortunately for him, he’s been banned from the establishment for five years.

Speaking of pee… gimme your bad buffet stories. I have none and must live vicariously through you people. And point and laugh and stuff.…

Donald WaeldePhoenix, AZ — Donald Waelde, 22, was charged Tuesday with conspiracy to commit bestiality after allegedly placing an ad in the Missed Connections section that expressed her desire to “play with” a male horse.

The ad, which can be seen by clicking right here, was apparently posted on April 8, and said the following:

“I am 22 years old and I want to play with a male horse. Simple as that. If you have access to a male horse, then contact me please ;)I will do something in return.”

Waelde was even kind enough to include a picture. You know, in case the horse was, like, picky or something.

According to a police, a person who had a “genuine” interest in horses spotted the ad and contacted police. This, of course, led to a sting.

Undercover deputies contacted Waelde, and after conversing for a bit, learned that Waelde wished to blow a male horse. Deputies soon agreed to meet with Waelde, and showed up on the appointed day with a horse borrowed from the MCSO’s Mounted Posse.…

Mary and Earl MyattVerona, NY – Earl and Mary Myatt killed themselves in a joint suicide by stepping in front of a freight train moments after calling their son to apologize.

The couple, who were both 59-years-old, were dealing with Mary’s failing health after she suffered a brain aneurysm earlier this year. She’d already spent a month in intensive care and has underwent several surgeries. The most recent procedure was performed two weeks ago.

Earl had altered his work schedule so he could spend more time with his wife, who was in constant pain and left with the motor functions and abilities of a toddler.

Their son said Mary just wasn’t the same person she’d been before the aneurysm, often losing her train of thought and not understanding what was happening around her. His father had become depressed and missed his wife. “She was his world,” Brad Myatt said.

Brad said his father called him and put Mary Myatt on the phone. Brad said he couldn’t understand what his mother said, but Earl got on the phone and apologized for what was about to happen.…

Ana Rosa MoraChicago, IL – Police say 18-year-old Ana Rosa Mora gave birth to a full-term baby boy, then placed the baby outside of her house in a Walmart bag where it would die from asphyxiation.

Why would Mora do something so heinous, you may be asking. Well there are a couple answers to that, the first being that Mora was afraid her current boyfriend would leave her when he saw the baby looked a lot like her ex-boyfriend.

The second reason is that, to put it bluntly, Mora is pretty fucking stupid. This is evident by the master plan she came up with to make all of her problems go away.

Instead of dropping the newborn off at the fire station located five minutes from her home, she stuffed it – along with the placenta and umbilical cord – inside a Walmart bag and placed the bag outside of her home before going back to bed.

With the pesky baby out of the way, she needed a way to fool the people who knew she was pregnant and would realize she’d recently given birth.…

Tyt'ana Lisa-Nicole JohnsonFAYETTEVILLE, NC — Police in Fayetteville have charged 17-year-old Tyt’ana Lisa-Nicole Johnson with attempted murder after they say she poisoned her grandmother’s collard greens with insecticide.

On Easter Sunday, Johnson got angry with her grandmother, Gaylon Moody, because Moody took her cell phone away for a week as a punishment. In response, Johnson waited until Moody left for church to pour termite killer into a pot of collard greens cooking on the stove.

Later that day, Moody and Clifton Evans returned home and sat down to eat their Easter dinner of collard greens with smoked pig tails, rice, baked chicken, peach cobbler and corn bread. Since you can cook collard greens in a pot of dog piss and not notice, they didn’t notice the termite killer. In fact, Evans liked it so much he had seconds.

But it wasn’t long before Moody and Evans began feeling the pain. “About an hour and a half later, we started getting sick,” Moody said. “My fingers started feeling numb, my chest, my face, my mouth.” The pair attempted driving themselves to the hospital, but found they were unable to do so.…

Courtney SandfordHIGH POINT, NC — Investigators say seconds before 32-year-old Courtney Sanford died in a head-on collision with a truck, she was posting on Facebook.

The collision happened Thursday morning on Business 85 when Sanford crossed the center median and hit a large commercial truck driven by 73-year-old John Wallace Thompson. The impact caused the truck to go off the road and hit a tree, while Sanford’s vehicle went off the road and caught fire. Thompson was not injured.

Later that day, investigators were contacted by Sanford’s friends and family who told them Sanford had been posting on Facebook right around the time of the crash. Turns out Sanford’s last post to Facebook was right before the accident and was about liking Pharrell’s hit song “Happy”.

“The Facebook text happened at 8:33 a.m. We got the call on the wreck at 8:34 a.m.,” said Lt. Chris Weisner, with the High Point Police Department. Investigators say the Facebook post read: “The happy song makes me HAPPY.” Her posting activity also revealed Sanford had been posting selfies as she drove down the road.…

Dallas ArcherKingsport, TN – Another day, another chick found in jail with a handgun holstered in her cootch. According to Kingsport police, after being taken to jail for driving on a suspended license, 19-year-old Dallas Archer was found with a loaded handgun hidden inside her vagina.

Archer was inside the Kingsport jail when a corrections officer noticed an “unknown object” in Archer’s crotch during a search. A further examination revealed the unknown object was a loaded North American Arms 22 LR revolver.

Turns out the four inch, five-shot mini-revolver had been stolen from 70-year-old John Souther. He reported the $250 gun stolen last year after finding someone had ransacked his car.

When police notified Souther that his gun had been recovered and where it had been recovered from, he reportedly said he would like to have the “little fellow”back, but not before it took “a bath in bleach.”

Archer was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal facility. She was released from custody after posting $6000 bond.

This isn’t the first time we’ve reported on a woman using her vagina to smuggle a gun into jail.…

call of dutyLong Island, NY – A family in Long Island was greeted by a police SWAT team after someone called to report a teen inside the home had killed his family – but it turned out to be a hoax, possibly by someone the teen had beat in a game of Call of Duty.

On Tuesday, 17-year-old Rafael Castillo was enjoying his Spring Break and playing some Call of Duty online. According Castillo’s brother, someone was angry that Castillo has beaten him and threatened to “swat” him.

For those of you unaware of the latest antics teens pull nowadays, “swatting” refers to calling police to report a fake crime in hopes of having a SWAT team respond to the home of another person.

In this case, Long Island police received a call from someone pretending to be Castillo. “I just killed my mother and I might shoot more people,” the caller claimed.

This led to choppers being deployed over Castillo’s house and more than 60 officers deployed to the location, including elite members of Nassau County’s special operations unit.…