In The Mean Time...
Bronx, NY — A video showing a man going absolutely ‘nanners on the Number 6 subway train has recently surfaced on YouTube. There’s not much in the way of information other than the fact that the man is 41 years old, was taken in for psychiatric evaluation after he was cuffed and he hasn’t been charged with anything at this point.
For those of you that don’t want to see the unedited video (or if you just want a good laugh), I’ve provided a synopsis of the video below. For those of you that do, here’s a link, but please understand it shows a penis and that neither myself, nor DD, nor it’s affiliates can be held responsible for any injury, death or arousal that results from viewing said penis.
NOTE: Since we don’t know the man’s name, he will henceforth be referred to as Mr. Pickle.
As the video opens, we see Mr. Pickle standing inside the train, near the door, with his pants around his ankles. He’s yelling something unintelligible that shortly becomes “Ni**as!…Continue Reading
Gary, Indiana – Thirteen-year-old Christian Choate was murdered in April of 2009, but it wasn’t until this week that anyone outside his immediate family knew about it. Now, Christian’s body has been discovered, and his father and stepmother have been charged with murder in connection with his death.
In 2005, Riley Choate got custody of his kids. I don’t know how or why, but apparently he stopped allowing visits with the childrens’ mother, Aimee Estrada. He then moved in with Kimberly Kubina. Almost immediately, Christian was accused of molesting a male relative – probably because Kubina and Choate are liars as well as sadists. Christian was tied to a bed and slapped, and soon became the targeted child, the “bad kid” who was abused while the other children were treated fairly well. I mean, if treating the other kids well means making them beat their brother and record it on video.
Over the next several years, Christian was bound to a bed frame, gagged, starved, locked in a dog cage, beaten with metal pipes, and who knows what else. Eventually the abuse escalated until Christian was called “the dog” and left in a dog crate full time. The crate was kept in the front bedroom of the family trailer – they’d just gag the kid with a sock and some duct tape and throw a blanket over it if Grandma came over. Christian’s older sister Christina, now 17, was put in charge of Christian’s “care” and taught to beat him if he disobeyed. By 2009, Christian’s wardrobe was a diaper and a gag and he could barely stand.…Continue Reading
Santa Fe Springs, CA — If you’ve ever needed proof that blondes have more fun, look no further. A tow truck driver was preparing to load a vehicle in downtown L.A. late yesterday morning when a woman, apparently whose car was about to be towed, just hopped into his rig and took off.
It was almost 3 hours later, while speeding south on the 5 freeway, that the hood of the tow truck flew open, prompting the woman to pull over…kind of. She jumped out the driver’s side window of the still rolling truck as it rolled up a hill and proceeded to run, barefoot and in her skivvies.
Of course, she didn’t get far (they never do, do they?) before police tackled and cuffed her. They have not yet released her name, and say she likely suffers from mental illness or a drug abuse problem. I really can’t wrap my head around how the truck’s hood fell forward, but you can see it for yourself in the video.…Continue Reading
Newport News, VA — Ian Hartney, 20, was arrested by federal agents on charges of producing child pornography. His case came about when a Chesapeake computer store reported to authorities that Hartney’s laptops contained child porn.
Hartney, a shipyard worker from Newport News, reportedly brought a laptop to an unidentified Chesapeake computer tech support company for repair last November. In order to repair the laptop, the employee had to copy the contents of the computer’s entire hard drive and later reinstall it. The employee apparently didn’t see the images during the copying process
According to the federal documents, when Hartney got his computers back, he discovered that some of his picture files were missing, so he called the support company employee to ask if she could find them.
“Hartney inquired about getting additional pictures back that weren’t included,” the affidavit said. “Hartney instructed the computer repair person that some of the pictures would be hidden.”
When she searched the files that she had saved, she discovered the child pornography and immediately contacted police.…Continue Reading
Laguna Niguel, CA – Demetrios Tryfon Lolonis, 29, was arrested Friday evening after police were called about an argument that Lolonis was having with his neighbor.
The neighbor reported to police that, during the argument, Lolonis smeared dog feces “all over his face.”
The reason for the argument was not reported… but would I be wrong to assume that this is a dispute over dog droppings in a yard?
Lolonis’ action were not seen as humorous by law enforcement or a judge. Lolonis is currently being held at the Central Men’s Jail in Santa Ana, in lieu of $20,500 bail.…Continue Reading
Sonoma, CA — Sonoma police are investigating an unsolicited enema as a sexual assault case. This after a visiting nurse convinced a man to receive an enema that doctors claim had not been ‘prescribed, ordered or approved.’
During the afternoon of Sunday, May 1, a visually-impaired Sonoma man, 53, was visited at his apartment by a woman unknown to him. Her visit was reportedly unannounced and unexpected.
The man told investigators the woman explained that she was there to give him an enema. He had recently undergone intestinal surgery and apparently believed that a doctor’s order for the procedure seemed reasonable.
By his account, he and the woman went to his bedroom where she had him lower his pants and lie face down on his bed. She then reportedly gave the man the enema and promptly left. The woman did not leave a card or any other identifying information.
By Tuesday, the enema recipient had grown so suspicious of the incident that he contacted police. An investigating officer called the man’s doctor and was told no enema had been prescribed, ordered or approved.…Continue Reading
SOUDERTON, PA – Police have identified the neighbor suspected of killing 9-year-old Skylar Kauffman as 24-year-old James Troutman.
The girl was last seen on Monday as she played with friends in the parking lot of the Souderton Garden apartments where she lived with her mother. When she did not come in for dinner, her mom became concerned and called police. When she still had not been heard from or seen by that night, an Amber Alert was issued and the search intensified.
Sadly, a few hours after the alert had been issued, it was cancelled. Skylar’s dead body was found wrapped in a blanket inside a nearby dumpster. As police began interviewing neighbors, they honed in on one in particular, Troutman, deciding to interview him a second time. That’s when they allegedly spotted blood on his shoes.
Troutman had a prior run-in with Skylar a couple of weeks earlier. She and another girl had used Troutman’s bathroom and noticed naked photos of women on the wall. When Troutman asked if they wanted to see “his bird” they tried to leave but found the door was locked.…Continue Reading
McKees Rocks, PA – A 20 year-old student at the Art Institute of Pittsburgh was shot dead early Sunday trying to trade his iPad for drugs. The man, Malachi Urbini, had apparently contacted another man named “Tay” for heroin.
What started as a small trade of four bags for an iPod became twenty bags in exchange for the over-priced thingamajigger.
A witness who went with Urbini [pictured] stated that when he met the man he was shot repeatedly, then robbed of his iPad. He would be pronounced dead at Allegheny General Hospital shortly after the witness called police. The witness would later pick out 19 year-old Taivon Lamont Cunningham from a photo lineup. No word on whether or not there’s an app for that…
Cunningham was arraigned this morning on charges of conspiracy, robbery and homicide.…Continue Reading
BOSTON, MA – Dallas Wiens, 25, lost his entire face when the cherry picker he was in snagged a power line two years ago. We posted about him last year when new healthcare laws left him eligible for a full-face transplant.
The poor guy was left with no facial features at all. He was blind, had no nose or lips, and multiple surgeries had left his face nothing more than a skull covered with smooth skin and a bad goatee. Even so, his only motivation for signing up for the transplant was his daughter, Scarlett. ”I could have lived like I was, no problem, if I did not have my daughter,” said Wiens. He also hoped that after the procedure he would regain feeling to his face, even if it wasn’t his original one.
The surgery was performed in March and took 17 hours to complete. But once it was over, Wiens was equipped with a new nose, lips, skin, muscle and nerves from an anonymous donor. The US military footed the bill, hoping to use the technique on soldiers who suffer from severe facial injuries. He made his appearance on Monday during a press conference with his doctors and holy crap what an amazing job they did.…Continue Reading
Mesa, AZ — 25-year-old Kara Mitchell was arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure after a butt-nekkid romp at a Mesa cemetery Friday morning.
Witnesses say the top was the first article of clothing to hit the ground. After dancing around topless for a minute or so, Mitchell reportedly lost the pants and continued to spin and dance. Her audience? Cemetery employees, potential customers and several groups of visitors who were there to pay respects to the deceased.
When the music in her head stopped playing, Mitchell put her clothes back on and entered the administrative office where she had a seat and began talking to herself. When police arrived on scene, the woman was found sitting in a cemetery golf cart.
Um, I’ll have what she’s having, please….better make it a double. Thanks!
This story brought back memories of Nicole Leonard – she was arrested back in ’09 after she crashed a funeral, danced (fully-clothed) in front of the coffin and bonked the deceased on the head with a wand. Funny stuff….…Continue Reading
Pineville, LA — Roommates Jaya Claggett, 29, and Lequanda Brown, 26, are facing one count each of cruelty to children after police say the women bound their children with duct tape and posted pictures on Facebook.
The investigation began after police received information the women were duct-taping the children, ages 3 through 10, as a form of punishment.
Claggett and Brown apparently used duct-tape to bind the children’s hands and cover their mouths. Police say they then took pictures of their handiwork and posted ‘em on Facebook captioned with the phrase “this how we take care of our kids.”
Both were booked into the Rapides Parish Detention Center on Sunday.…Continue Reading
Brooklyn, NY– What does the woman of today do when she’s arguing with her boyfriend about money? Withhold sex? Storm off angrily? Find a new one? If you ask 30 year-old Geraldine McCoy of Brooklyn, she might tell you to do what she allegedly did on Sunday evening: dump sulfuric acid on him! Yeah, that old gag.
Apparently police received a call about the incident, and when they arrived the found McCoy and her boyfriend, 55 year-old Henry Maurasse, trying to rinse the stuff off them in the shower.
As it turns out, Mr. Maurasse didn’t quite like the idea of having acid poured on him and decided to do something about it. As the two struggled, the stuff splashed not only on them but all around the bedroom as well, damaging furniture, curtains, etc..
Both of them would be taken to the hospital with 2nd and 3rd degree burns. McCoy will be charged with assault.
So all this being said…where the hell does one get sulfuric acid?…Continue Reading
The woman’s mother called 911 at about 8:00 Monday morning to report the alleged assault. While she was on the phone with dispatchers, the victim’s 52-year-old father was walking into the cop shop to turn himself in.
According to officers, the unidentified man said that he had just assaulted his daughter with a baseball bat while she was sleeping.
“Not a homicide, and we hope that it doesn’t turn into that,” said Oxford Police Sergeant Michael Solwold. “It’s not a good scene, and we hope that everything does turn out for everybody’s sake.”
Though police say they have had no prior calls to the home, neighbors have said they often heard the father and daughter fighting at night.
The motive behind the attack is unclear at this time. As usual, we’ll keep you updated as more details are made available.
Dad Suspected of Beating 20-year-old Daughter in Oxford: MyFoxDETROIT.com…Continue Reading
NEW YORK, N.Y. — In a case similar to one reported earlier, Gavriel Bidany, a Rabbi and father of 11, was found guilty of molesting a 23-year-old female Israeli military officer on an overseas flight. The proceeding occurred in a Brooklyn federal court on Thursday.
On March 27, Bidany reportedly fondled the sleeping woman during a Delta flight from Tel Aviv to New York. According to court documents, Bidany was sitting next to the woman on a Delta jet last month and reached out from under his blanket to fondle her as she slept.
Bidany claimed that, if there was touching, it happened inadvertently while he slept. Assistant U.S. Attorney David Sarratt countered, “If these were random reaches of a sleeping man, why is it the defendant had such precise accuracy, reaching private areas?”
Defense lawyer Saul Bienenfield argued that the victim would have pummeled the defendant with self-defense skills learned in the Army if she was attacked. Sarratt rebutted that the victim “acted perfectly and with remarkable poise despite the defendant’s repeated violations of her “personal space” by calmly reporting the abuse and moving to a different seat.…Continue Reading
Santa Ana, CA – Annamaria Magno Gana, 41, was charged with murder Monday after allegedly shooting her husband dead on Mother’s Day. Annamaria faces an additional charge of attempted murder for allegedly shooting her 16-year-old son in the arm in the same incident.
Though motive is unclear at this point, police say it started at about 4:40 p.m. Sunday afternoon when Annamaria armed herself with a “high-powered handgun” and fired a shot into a bedroom ceiling.
When Antonio Gana, 72, and the couple’s teen son ran into the room to investigate, the woman reportedly fired, hitting Antonio in the chest. As her son turned to flee, Annamaria fired again, hitting the boy in the arm. Though injured, he managed to call 911.
The shooting may have continued had Annamaria’s 9-year-old son not wrestled the gun away from the crazed woman. Police say the boy grabbed the gun and beat feet outta the house to await the arrival of police and paramedics. Officers later found the gun on the neighbor’s lawn.
Annamaria was taken into custody and transported to Western Medical Center for treatment of gunpowder burns.…Continue Reading
Higbee, MO — At approximately 4:15 pm yesterday, a man and his girlfriend came upon a remote pond off of highway H, roughly two miles from the ‘city’ of Higbee. Higbee, in case you didn’t know, comes from the Latin word meaning ‘Butt-Fuck Nowhere’.
They noticed a duffel bag floating in the pond, located on private property, and decided to retrieve it. The man opened the bag, finding clothes and a dead baby.
Randolph County Sheriff Mark Nichols said the body did not appear to have been there long as there was little decomposition. Nichols also stated that the body of water is not visible from the roadway, and is likely only known by people who have lived or hunted in the area. Though a woman has been arrested in connection with the case, the baby’s sex and race are as of now unknown pending autopsy results.
It should be noted that Missouri (like every other state) has a version of the ‘Safe Haven’ Law, whereby parents can safely leave unwanted babies at local hospitals, police stations, firehouses and other locations without legal repercussions.…Continue Reading
They are not releasing many details surrounding the crime aside from charging him with two counts of rape for two separate incidents.
Further reports state the boy will not have to register as a sex offender because of his age, and that he’ll likely go into the court’s sex offender treatment program. “It’s about an 18-month curriculum that they have that juveniles have to go through and when they are done with that SOT program, they’re usually still on probation,” says Prosecutor Olender.
I was going to end the article here until I read some of the comments at the links above. Absolutely no details whatsoever on this case aside from the ages of the suspect and the victim and of course, the crime. But with that, the cause of this boils down to:
1. Lack of corporal punishment
2. Society going to hell in a handbasket
I was almost going to skip talking about last night’s episode of THE KILLING because it disappointed me greatly and left me extremely bored and more entertained watching my cat try to dislodge something from her ass (and no, Jaded, it wasn’t my finger).
Mostly because we are back to the formula of introducing a cliffhanger at the end of one episode, only to clear it up within moments of the next. This is followed by 40 minutes of boring, repetitive character development before introducing another plot point that will undoubtedly be cleared up within moments of the next episode.
Last week we were left with the seemingly distinct possibility that Stan was going to kill Bennet after abducting him. Within moments, this entire debacle was cleared up while also being informed that there are yet more suspects that have never been mentioned until tonight, including Muhammad, a man Bennet studies the Qur’an with and who has keys to the Bennet’s apartment, as well as Imam Gelabi, the spiritual leader of the Green Lake Mosque.…Continue Reading
WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. – A University of North Carolina freshman has been charged with one count of sexual exploitation of children after posing as a 14-year-old girl online to obtain naked pics of young boys.
Corey Gallisdorfer, 19, had a pretty sick racket going on. Pretending to be a teen girl named “swimmerchick2941,” he would convince boys from Atlanta area schools to send him naked pictures of themselves. He would do this by sending the boys naked pics of a teen girl and asking that they reciprocate.
He also convinced a 12-year-old boy and a 12-year-old classmate to engage in sexually explicit activities in front of a webcam while “she” watched. When Gallisdorfer demanded more sexually explicit images from the boy, he refused. Gallisdorfer told the boy if he didn’t send him more wank material, he would send the first video to his classmates. The boy still refused and Gallisdorfer reportedly followed through with his threat and sent the video to one of the boy’s classmates. Pretty messed up, huh?
But the boy got the last laugh after the information he shared with the FBI led to them tracking down the email address Gallisdorfer had been using and found it was associated with an individual using the screen name boyboyboy11, who advertised “boys I have to trade” on a site that allows people to view, comment on and share pictures.…Continue Reading