In The Mean Time...
GONZALES, LA — For reasons unknown, 46-year-old Chad Babin allegedly tried to kidnap a random woman from her driveway only to get his ass kicked by the woman’s husband and son.
According to reports, Babin pulled up to a driveway where a woman was unloading her car. Babin started yelling at the woman, then got out of his vehicle and grabbed her while stating “she was coming with him.”
The woman wasn’t having that, and began yelling for help. While struggling with Babin, the woman was able to open the door of her house and both of them fell into the home. That’s when her husband and son jumped into action.
Her husband was able to use a gun to pistol-whip Babin in the face while her son and two other family members held him down until police arrived. They would find Babin lying on his stomach inside the home, being held at gunpoint by the woman’s family.
After being taken to the hospital to have his face fixes, Babin was placed in the Ascension Parish Jail on charges of simple battery, simple criminal damage to property, home invasion, and simple kidnapping.…
STPETERSBURG, FL – Police have charged 30-year-old Ramona Braswell with felony child abuse after they say she used a stun gun on a 3-year-old boy.
Last weekend, police were called to a a home where a woman said her 3-year-old son was shocked in the arm with a stun gun by Braswell, who also lived in the home.
She told police that she heard her son cry out from another room in the house and found a laughing Braswell standing near him while activating a stun gun. Braswell told the mother she did not touch the boy with it, but marks on the boy’s arm told a different story.
Braswell told police she was only playing with the stun gun and never shocked the boy, but did admit to placing the stun gun’s handle on the boy’s arm.
Police concluded Braswell “intentionally touched (the) 3-year-old in the arm with an electric (stun gun) causing visible injuries” and charged her with one count of felony child abuse. She has since been released from jail after posting $5,000 bond.…
Jacklyn Blake was apparently sleeping off a few drinks when the boyfriend took it upon himself to dish up. When Blake came to, police say, she went all kinds of batshit crazy — because that’s what holidays and cooking and breathing does to women.
Blake apparently chased the man around the living room with a knife, then stabbed him once in the chest. She then threw the knife at the guy, hitting him just below the eye.
The boyfriend was hospitalized with non-life threatening injuries. We can only hope he learned a lesson from all this… just sit in your chair, watch your game, shut the fuck up, and don’t. touch. anything.
Blake was carted off to the pokey, and has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, simple assault, reckless endangerment and making terroristic threats.
Some people live for Black Friday sales the day after Thanksgiving, I live for the stabs.…
RACINE, WI – On Tuesday, a judge sentenced 25-year-old Jessica Bell to seven years in prison after being found guilty of making child porn that starred herself and her 2-year-old son.
Bell was arrested back in 2013 after her then boyfriend contacted police to report he’d found some videos on Bell’s computer that showed her making her young son perform sex acts on her.
One video was recorded on a cellphone in the shower, while the other was recorded through a laptop camera and featured Bell on a bed watching a pornographic movie. Both videos were recorded in 2012 while Bell was living with her half-brother, Justin Surber.
Bell’s boyfriend also found hundreds of emails between Bell and Surber that made it apparent that Bell and her half-brother had been in a sexual relationship and even discussed Bell sexually abusing her young son.
When questioned, Bell said she only did those things with her son because her brother forced her to do so, even though he was never present when any of the abuse took place.…
Last Tuesday, police responded to a call of an unresponsive baby at the home of Rodriguez-Gonzalez that he shared with his girlfriend, Raymond, and his girlfriend’s two other children.
Rodriguez-Gonzalez was at home watching the children while their mother, Amy Elliot, was at work. She said that on her lunch break she called home and argued with Rodriguez-Gonzalez of his caring for Raymond.
He told her that Raymond had fallen earlier but was in bed asleep. While still on the phone with Elliot, Rodriguez-Gonzalez went to check on Raymond and found him unresponsive. Elliot told him to call 911.
Raymond was rushed to University Medical Center. Rodriguez-Gonzalez told Elliot he would take the other two children to a friend’s house and would meet her at the hospital. Rodriguez-Gonzalez never showed up.
Raymond would end up dying from some serious injuries at the hospital, including bruises to his face and hip, scrapes on the back of his head, a previous rib fracture, and a lacerated liver.…
MEMPHIS, TN – Brian Jones is facing child trafficking charges after a father attacked him with a baseball bat for allegedly pimping out his 12-year-old daughter.
According to police, the girl was being forced into prostitution by 33-year-old Brian Jones, and the girl’s father learned she was at Jones’ apartment.
Armed with a baseball bat, the father confronted Jones and the two got into a struggle because Jones reportedly wouldn’t let the girl go.
Eventually Jones called police himself, reporting that someone was trying to lock him inside a van.
Before responding officers got to the apartments, they were flagged down by the girl’s father who told them Jones was pimping out his daughter and forced her to have sex with several men inside his apartment.
When questioned, Jones admitted he’d allowed someone to bring the girl to his apartment and was aware she was having sex in one of his bedrooms.
Jones was arrested and charged with rape of a child and trafficking. He is being held on a $200,000 bond.…
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — A 9-year-old girl was arrested and charged with battery after her mother called police to report her punching her younger sister.
The mother contacted police over the weekend to report that “her 9-year-old daughter punched her 6-year-old sister in the head” and that she’d recorded the incident on her cell phone.
After the responding officer reviewed the video, he made the decision to arrest the girl on battery charges. The 9-year-old was handcuffed and taken to the Marion County Juvenile Center.
While some may feel the decision to arrest a girl this young is unusual, Rafael Diaz from the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department said that it’s quite common.
“It happens. It seems like we spend a lot of our time dealing with juvenile issues,” Diaz said.
No way in hell I would call the cops on my kid for hitting a sibling. I’m a good parent and learned a solid kick to the ass will stop almost any child’s unruly behavior. Besides, hiding all the guns and drug paraphernalia would be too much of a hassle.…
PINELLAS PARK, FL — A moron accidentally killed himself after threatening to shoot the family dog and then somehow managed to shoot himself in the face.
According to Pinellas Park police, 57-year-old Dennis Emery became angry with his wife when he could not locate his lighter. During this argument Emery picked up a revolver, pointed it at the family dog and threatened to shoot it.
I’ll let Pinellas Park Police Spokesman Sgt. Adam Geissenberger explain what happened next.
“At some point, Emery started to release the hammer back to a safe position. He pointed the gun at his face while he was lowering the hammer and the firearm discharged, striking him in the face,” said Geissenberger.
Officers arrived at the scene after a 17-year-old inside the home called 911. Police said they got conflicting reports of whether Emery shot himself on purpose or not, but at this point the death is being ruled accidental and no charges are expected to be filed.
On purpose or not, this guy was an ongoing train wreck.…
TULSA, OK — Tulsa police say 26-year-old Christa Engles died after she was accidentally shot in the head by her 3-year-old son.
Engles was home Monday afternoon with her one-year-old and three-year-old children. According to Homicide Sergeant Dave Walker, Engles was changing the baby’s diaper when her toddler somehow gained access to a loaded, semi-automatic handgun and fired the fatal shot.
According to a neighbor, the children’s grandmother came in to the room and found Engles wounded and the two children covered in her blood. Engles was rushed to the hospital but would die from her injuries.
The boy reportedly repeated “Mommy shot” over and over again as he was taken away from the home to be interviewed by child specialists. The boy would admit to them that he’d found the gun under the couch before firing the fatal shot.
Police confirmed that they found several guns inside the home. Engles’ husband is a truck driver who was on the road at the time of the shooting.
“I lost my Wife to an accident yesterday,” he posted on Facebook.…
ORLANDO, FL – Police have arrested 58-year-old Phuc Kieu after they say he allegedly robbed a man before trying to rape him.
According to the reports, a man had just withdrawn $220 from a walk-up ATM and was walking past a Honda Civic parked nearby. Inside that vehicle was Kieu, who had been watching gay porn on a portable DVD player.
As the man got close to the driver side of Kieu’s car, Kieu allegedly jumped out and grabbed the victim, punched him in the mouth then grabbed the victim’s money.
He then pulled the victim into the driver’s seat and straddled him while pulling off the victim’s shirt, belt and pants. The man said he was able to wrestle himself from Kieu’s clutches and ran to a nearby shopping center yelling “Rapist!”
The victim was able to track down a police officer and Kieu, a licensed nail specialist, was apprehended and booked into the Alachua County jail on charges of sexual assault, kidnapping and robbery without a weapon. He is currently being held on a $150,000 bond.…
MEXICO – Mario Alberto Lizalde Reyes has been accused of fatally shooting his best friend before chopping off the man’s penis and feeding it to his dog.
The 26-year-old told police that he and and his lifelong friend, 24-year-old Mario Hernandez Banda, 24, were drinking when they got into an argument over Banda allegedly trying to touch Reyes “in a sexual way”.
‘After pushing him off, he went to urinate in an alley so I followed him, pulled out my gun and shot him in the head,” said Reyes. “I then took his knife off him and chopped off his penis as punishment and put it in a bag.”
No word on what Reyes planned to do with his brand new dick in a bag, but he said when his dog would not stop sniffing at the bag, he got an idea.
“I decided to give it to him and he ate it,” said Reyes.
Reyes left the body of his friend in an alley, finished walking his dog, and then went home.…
WICHITA, KS — Laticia Davis, the 36-year-old woman who was found in a park after having been raped and set on fire, has died.
On Nov 14, firefighters responding to a fire at Fairmount Park found Davis suffering from severe burns on more than half of her body and cuts on her head. She was taken to the hospital where she remained in critical condition for the last week before dying Saturday morning.
Investigators were never able to speak to Davis while she was hospitalized, but were able to collect forensic evidence. This evidence was used to link 26-year-old Cornell McNeal to the attack. No further details have been given aside from police stating they believe the attack followed a “random encounter”.
McNeal was arrested on Friday and charged with attempted capital murder and rape. Now that Davis has died, those charges will be amended, according to Police Lt. James Espinoza. He’s also facing arson charges after being linked to a fire set at the park and at a garage.…
It happened on Friday night as Campbell was riding in a car driven by her 33-year-old boyfriend. The boyfriend would later tell police that they’d recently bought the gun in case shit went down over the grand jury’s decision on the shooting of Michael Brown.
He said that as he was driving, Campbell pulled out the gun and started waving it around in a joking manner, stating they were ready for Ferguson. The boyfriend said that as he ducked to get out of the way of the gun, he accidentally rear-ended another car.
The resulting collision caused Campbell to discharge the gun and shoot herself in the head, according to the boyfriend. Campbell was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead.
Police are still investigating the incident as they want to make sure that the boyfriend is telling the truth and that Campbell actually did nominate herself for a Darwin Award.…
HENAN PROVINCE, CHINA – I don’t normally post stories out of China because China, but couldn’t pass up the horrific report of a woman getting so mad at her nephew that she used a knife to slice off the toddler’s penis.
Xue Paan, 37, was reportedly sitting on the toilet using her phone to talk with her boyfriend when her 3-year-old nephew, Qiang Qiang, walked in and asked if he could play a game on her phone.
She became so enraged with the boy that she went to the kitchen and grabbed a blunt knife that she used to cut off the little boy’s penis. She then ran out of the house.
The boy’s mother, who had been visiting a neighbor, ran back to the house after hearing Qiang scream and discovered her son in a pool of blood.
“Qiang Qiang had fainted and was lying in a pool of blood. Next to him was a knife and his penis,” she said.
Qiang was rushed to the hospital where doctors were able to reattach his penis, but not without some difficulty.…
BEATRICE, NE – A man at a Nebraska gas station failed to kill himself even after using a myriad of different items, including gasoline, scissors and an ice scraper.
Early Tuesday morning, 27-year-old Matthew Luedeman arrived at a Cenex gas station wearing nothing but a pair of jeans and doused himself with gasoline.
“He took the gas nozzle, turned the gas pump on, held the nozzle above his head and poured gasoline on himself,” Police Chief Bruce Lang said. “He then set himself on fire.”
Luedeman was reportedly engulfed in flames for 10 seconds before he tried pouring more gasoline on himself, but by that time the clerk inside the gas station had already tuned off the gas pumps.
Undeterred, Luedeman walked into the gas station and chased the clerk outside. While the clerk called police, Luedeman walked back inside the store and grabbed a pair of scissors of the rack that he used to cut himself “vertically down the middle about 18 inches.”
Not satisfied, Luedeman went searching for another device, settling on an ice scraper. …
OCEAN TOWNSHIP, NJ – Prosecutors say the alleged drunk driver who hit a man and drove over a mile with him sticking through his windshield will likely face upgraded charges after the victim died.
According to reports, 33-year-old Marcos Ortega was driving drunk on Nov. 10 when he hit 61-year-old Kenneth Moeller who was walking along the side of the road. Instead of stopping, Ortega continued driving with poor Moeller sticking through his windshield.
Police began receiving calls regarding an erratic driver with what appeared to be a body on the hood of the car. They were able to pull Ortega over approximately 1.5 miles from where he initially hit Moeller.
Police conducted field sobriety tests on Ortega and determined he was impaired. He was taken into custody and charged with leaving the scene of a motor vehicle crash and causing serious bodily injury to another while driving under the influence.
Moeller was flown to Jersey Shore University Medical Center where he was placed on life support and had to have one of his legs amputated.…
ASSUMPTION PARISH, LA — Police say a man is behind bars after he allegedly attempted to rape a woman in her home but was stopped by the victim’s teenage son.
According to the Assumption Parish Sheriff’s Office, 58-year-old Henry Buggage gave a woman a ride home from the Alexis Sports Bar on Sunday.
The woman said after she got inside her home and locked the door, she later discovered Buggage standing in her living room half-naked.
Investigators said the woman’s 16-year-old son then came into the room and stopped Buggage from raping his mother. Buggage ran out of the house but was later apprehend by deputies. They have not said where or how.
Buggage was transported to the Assumption Parish Detention Center and is now facing attempted rape and home invasion charges.…
FRESNO, CA – The 23-year-old Fresno State student who got busted having sex with a sheep on campus is blaming his behavior on being stressed over exams.
According to reports, a female student heard noises coming from a barn at the Fresno Sheep Unit, which houses about 100 female sheep for breeding.
She contacted University police who, upon investigating, found a fifth year computer engineering student with his pants down on top of one of the ewe’s.
The student first said he was just wrestling with the sheep, then admitted to his crime after police pointed out that it was pretty obvious he’d been fucking the thing.
The student said he was stressed over midterms and had gotten drunk. He claims he went to the barn, not to have sex with a sheep, but to beat them in an effort to blow off steam. But then well, you know, one thing lead to another…
The student has been charged with sexual assault of an animal and has since been released from jail.…