Jesse Laboiteaux was hoping for a tryst, got a fist

[Jaded]

Early Saturday morning, hours before the sun made its appearance, Jesse Laboiteaux hoisted himself onto an air conditioner and crept through the window of a 15-year-old girl he knows.
Problem was, the girl wasn’t there.
Her dad was.

That probably explains why Laboiteaux, 18, of Sycamore Township, was in court today facing a pair of charges with a pair of black eyes.

“Obviously,” his lawyer told a judge, it “didn’t end very well.”

According to court records and police reports: At about 3 a.m. Saturday, Larry Hackett heard someone moving around his Deer Park home. He walked into his daughter’s bedroom – she was away on a sleepover – and found Laboiteaux, a blond kid wearing a striped shirt.

The teen tried to leave, and Hackett blocked him. The two struggled.

Laboiteaux got the two black eyes; Hackett injured his left hand.

Laboiteaux eventually broke away and burst out the front door, ripping off the safety chain. He grabbed a pair of shoes he’d left near the side of the house and ran.

He’s charged with burglary and assault and was jailed on a $5,000 bond.

http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs...20028/-1/CINCI

His Myspace....

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...iendid=7611431

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Comment from a friend on his MySpace:

Ayy my nigga i got u 5 ultrams for 7 dolla, itl get u rite bruh

Looks like he took his friend on the offer...

[ashdavus]

HA HAHA HAHAHAHAHA......

Reminds me of a guy my friend and I set up one time. He thought he was smart and was trying to two-time her with me. So we told him to be at my bedroom window at midnight and we'd have a surprise waiting for him. That surprise was my Dad hiding in the huge bush across from the window. When that jerk heard "Hold it right there" come out of that bush he nearly shit himself. He also avoided both me AND my friend from then on.

[Unamused Cat]

[Jaded]

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!
Thanx UC.
And...way to go Dad!!

[Athena]

Damn. Dad nailed him good.

My dad never had to rough up any would-be boyfriends. I think he wanted to rough a couple up, though. As was standard in my household, I brought any guy I dated by the house to meet the 'rents. In response to one such gentleman, my father pulled me aside on my way out and said softly and calmly, "If you bring that boy back, I'll turn him into a human Pez-dispenser." Dad was good at creating vivid visuals with very few words.

That boy never came back. :p

[Death Angel]

Originally Posted by So Jaded

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Laboiteaux got the two black eyes; Hackett injured his left hand.

its funny i use to always say owned in the face ... now its real