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Introduce Yourself!From the day I was born, I took the bull by the horns, and gave you plenty to scorn, well right on! Then you said in a song that life was gettin' real tough, but hey I think that you're bluffing, what of it? Introduce yourself (right on!)
I thought it's time I made a thread since I'm finally posting. I've lurked (stowed away) on the Den for quite some time. Love you guys and my monstrous mechanized misguided Robot and I are looking forward to our time here
We're doomed!
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"When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. Think of it--always." --Mahatma Gandhi Oct. 2, 1869 ~ Jan. 30, 1948
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You may be right, but he, or she, is one of those new members who tells us pretty much nothing except for the love of of the site. Well DUH. C'mon, Dr. Smith. Spill. We love to listen.
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Thank you all for your welcomes and funny comments
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You may be right, but he, or she, is one of those new members who tells us pretty much nothing except for the love of of the site. Well DUH. C'mon, Dr. Smith. Spill. We love to listen.
Come on now dear sir, no one really wants to know all that stuff besides don't be a blithering booby!!!
OK. I'm not really a Man or a Doctor I just play one on T.V.
So...what sort of doctor are you, exactly? Let me guess....proctologist.
__________________ "How much of a crisis? It will be-I am thinking in terms of-the point is, everything is a crisis. (Expletive deleted) it is a terrible lousy thing."-March 13,1973
I am going to further guess you are Petes Proctologist. We heard he had an asshole transplant last year and the asshole rejected him. Tell us about it!
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Nov 20 1912
Mad Bomber Carl Warr enters Los Angeles city jail with 60 sticks of dynamite strapped to himself. After an hour, two detectives attack Warr who then pulls the bomb's trigger. Nothing happens, and the freakishly masked bomber begs police to kill him.
Come on now dear sir, no one really wants to know all that stuff besides don't be a blithering booby!!!
Thanks, baby, but I'm a "ma'am." And a prerequisite of membership is that you either spill the shit or assume the role of "blithering booby." Take your pick, darlin'!
__________________ There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved with an application of explosives.
Thanks, baby, but I'm a "ma'am." And a prerequisite of membership is that you either spill the shit or assume the role of "blithering booby." Take your pick, darlin'!
Oh the pain! Please do forgive me ma'am your such a delightful creature that I made that terrible mistake from you being so sweetly macho like pinky tuscadero
Me - I'm Evil, conniving, craven, egotistical, and currently working on a Dooms-day device to finally take care of those Robinson's and that cybernetic simpleton Robot! I'm thoroughly untrustworthy because I'm a super villain scientist (I'll have you know one has to create Dooms-day devices and extraordinary traps to be considered a 'super' villain) Does that satisfy your curiosity sweet little lizard lady?
Oh the pain! Please do forgive me ma'am your such a delightful creature that I made that terrible mistake from you being so sweetly macho like pinky tuscadero
Me - I'm Evil, conniving, craven, egotistical, and currently working on a Dooms-day device to finally take care of those Robinson's and that cybernetic simpleton Robot! I'm thoroughly untrustworthy because I'm a super villain scientist (I'll have you know one has to create Dooms-day devices and extraordinary traps to be considered a 'super' villain) Does that satisfy your curiosity sweet little lizard lady?
I am Lizard, and I approve this message.
Except for that "sweet" bit.
__________________ There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved with an application of explosives.
Me - I'm Evil, conniving, craven, egotistical, and currently working on a Dooms-day device to finally take care of those Robinson's and that cybernetic simpleton Robot! I'm thoroughly untrustworthy because I'm a super villain scientist (I'll have you know one has to create Dooms-day devices and extraordinary traps to be considered a 'super' villain) Does that satisfy your curiosity sweet little lizard lady?
!!!!DANGER ... DANGER!!!!
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Dr. Smith looks like my Aunt Cleo who was the opposite of him in that Aunt Cleo built her own house, went hunting and fishing with the guys and even made useful furniture! She also grew earth worms for extra income when she wasn't pruning trees, cleaning cemeteries and other assorted masculine employment. No, Aunt Cleo never wore dresses, only jeans and a sleeveless shirt (even in the winter season). She smoked Swisher Sweet cigars and could drink most anybody under the table. My brother says she was the best "father figure" he could ever want... she taught him everything he needed to know to be a man. We loved her dearly!
Dr. Smith, you are actually a prettier version of my Aunt Cleo.