Good evening everyone

! just hopped (very slowly limped)

on here to catch up and wanted to thank everyone for their prayers for me. today was AWFUL! i was supposed to have an endomterial ablation this morning...but problems problems problems.
1st my DR said that my cervix was already dilated when she went to dilate it????WTF? she said that my uterus basically fell out into her hands! again WTF??? I had a tubal in feb 07 after my toddler was born and not sure WTF is going on..lol. she was supposed to fill my uterus up with scalding hot water (like 200 degrees f) to scar the endometrial lining of my uterus, howver, she couldn't even clamp my cervix shut!! it leaked out and ...ok this is gross....i have burns and blisters and peeling skin in my vajayjay and on my holiest of womanly areas

hence my new avatar...
she couldn't leave the water in bc of this so..she said nothing would change on my periods and such, bc it was a failure! and we now have to do a hysterecomy in the coming weeks. why she didnt do it while she was in there idk??? wish she had. i have complex ovarian cysts too. she said NO CANCER though THANK-YOU JESUS!

so she had to stitch my cervix shut and get the hell out of dodge.
I was reminded of an andrew dice clay rhyme " there was an old woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children that her uterus fell out"
i asked if my giving birth to my 5 children was the reason why my organs were so loose and she said no, but prob contributed to my preemies.
said she had never seen that in someone so young! (i'm 37).
anywho... she almost kept me overnight, but thankfully just made me stay at hosp a few extra hours and then sent me home with an ass ton of lortabs, antibiotics and silva-sulfate burn ointment. they also told me to put plain unflavored yogurt in my hooha!!! have u ever heard such a thing?? to prevent yeast infection? but she said nooooo popsicles! lmao!!!
so am laying on couch all evening bout to die (feels like i'm sitting in a hot frying pan filled with alcohol)! have to go c her (OBGYN) on wed. morning and c what else is up.
love you all, and thanks again! sorry for going so totally OT and so totally yucky!
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