Lori Brutsche-Ely got naked, bit cop, flooded cell and has a crazy mug

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Hailey (ID) Police say a woman battered a security guard, took off her clothes, punched two officers and bit a deputy. Now, Lori Brutsche-Ely, 41, faces several charges.

Hailey Police Chief Jeff Gunter tells NewsChannel 7 Brutsche-Ely was intoxicated Halloween night at the Chester Jakes restaurant in the Mint Bar when she got out of control.

Gunter says when the security guard called police -- she took off her clothes in the bar. When officers approached her, Gunter says she punched one of them in the chest.

The Idaho Mountain Express reports that once she got to the jail, Brutsche-Ely bit a deputy and also managed to set off a fire sprinkler, causing her jail cell to flood.

Brutsche-Ely is charged with four counts of battery, obstructing and resisting arrest and indecent exposure. She has bonded out of jail.

http://www.ktvb.com/news/crime/stori...18dbd0dee.html

I bet she won't forget this - if she remembers it.

Had to post it. Too funny.

[blue_zombie]

I got naked in public once, bit a dog, fought a mad cow, and ran around the police station. Does that make me crazy too?

[Dakota Valkyrie]

I got naked in public once, bit a dog, fought a mad cow, and ran around the police station. Does that make me crazy too?

Only if your mugshot looked like hers

[Pete Bondurant]

Why is it always the ugly ones who undress in public? She should have been arrested for baring her face in public.

[Jaded]

Hahaaaaa! Dakota, great minds think alike. I was just gonna post this one. I think I'm gonna throw her mug into the Bizarre thread. :)

[Unamused Cat]

That is one crazy/fugly mug for sure. They should have tased her.

[Maggie Mae]

I'd have filed additional assault charges on her ... for assaulting my eyes. Ick! -full body shudder-

But seriously, that FACE is priceless! I've been practicing my mug shot face so I don't do anything like this.

[moonlilly1981]

looks like she is going *derrrrrrr* inside her head.

[crickett]

Priceless!

[Peeperann]

Only if your mugshot looked like hers

I was just gonna ask if she'd had a stroke that paralyzed half her face!!