Jose Antonio Reichlin-Ayala: Nekkid hyjinx

[Jaded]

A naked man was arrested during sex acts inside a vehicle Monday as he was violating a court order, sheriff's deputies said. Meanwhile, police claimed he also used a counterfeit $20 bill to buy an ice cream cone.

He was arrested for that, too.

Jose Antonio Reichlin-Ayala, 33, is charged with uttering counterfeit currency, violating an injunction for protection against domestic violence and providing false information while detained.

Deputies said they found him in a vehicle with a woman just before 9:30 p.m. Monday near the Somerset Apartments on Santa Rosa Boulevard. "Both were disrobed involved in a sexual act," according to his Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office arrest report.

Reichlin-Ayala at first identified himself as a man named "Rolando" before deputies figured out his true identity - and found he was court-ordered to stay away from the woman who was naked with him. He's accused of domestic violence against her.

Reichlin-Ayala also had an arrest warrant out for buying a McDonald's ice cream cone with a fake $20 and then running from the restaurant with his cone, Fort Walton Beach police said.

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/nak..._arrested.html

[bogustoo]

First of all, McDonald's ice cream is so not all that and worth stealing for. It's what, a dollar???

Secondly, they should also lock up that idiot woman who still LOBES her man even though he beat her. WTF is wrong with her?

[impqueen]

Y'know, Jaded, you should really just have a Nekkid Hyjinx column. It'd be the coolness.

Hmmmm. :wheelsspin: :)

[Jaded]

Y'know, Jaded, you should really just have a Nekkid Hyjinx column. It'd be the coolness.

Hmmmm. :wheelsspin: :)

I should! The only thing better than Nekkid Hyjinx would be Nekkid Hyjinx at Wal-Mart!