Charles Schultz accidentally stole a car from the tittie bar

**Dakota Valkyrie** · November 6th, 2008, 03:58 PM

Charles Schultz, 27, of North Pole, AK, left the local tittie bar in Fairbanks and hopped in his car and drove off. No big deal except for the fact he was more than tipsy. He later shown to have a blood-alcohol content of .166 which probably explains this:

As good old Charlie was tootling along the highway, one of Alaska's finest pulled him over.

The officer must have told Charlie that he was driving a stolen car, because Charlie told him it was HIS Chevy Cavalier and everything was fine.

Charlie was probably shocked to learn he was actually driving a Ford Escort.

Seems the other guy at the gentlemans club wasn't as drunk as Charlie and noticed right away that his car was gone. The swift-eyed officer spotted it and nabbed Charlie.

Poor Charlie has no memory of taking the wrong car - but I bet no one is going to let him forget it.

http://www.newsminer.com/news/2008/n...ly-steals-car/

**Envy** · November 6th, 2008, 04:22 PM

Stupid question, i don't know much about cars, but how the fuck would his key work on a vehicle of a separate company and brand of SUV?

**Nell** · November 6th, 2008, 04:36 PM

Charles Schultz? I thought that the Peanuts guy died! For shame, Charlie Brown.

**WryBread** · November 6th, 2008, 05:53 PM

I believe him. I once was in a video gallery playing a game and realized that the young man next to me had his hand in my coat pocket. I asked him to remove it and he said it had been an accident. I guess this kind of stuff happens all the time.

**crickett** · November 6th, 2008, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by Envy

Stupid question, i don't know much about cars, but how the fuck would his key work on a vehicle of a separate company and brand of SUV?

ummmm....keys left in the ignition car unlocked? Both of these cars do look quite the same
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha...LMAO

**Dakota Valkyrie** · November 6th, 2008, 07:19 PM

For all he knew, he hot-wired it it LOL He can't remember (although I'm sure they can tell)

I suspect it is common to leave your cars running in Fairbanks, even though it's not the quite right time of year. The temp there today was supposed to be 8° so in the general scheme of things there, it was "warm". Maybe they just have the habit...