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    Please Read Before Using This Forum

    This post is a work in progress...

    I know this is a small site (not anymore, dickhead), with little activity (says you, fuck-wad), but I figured it was time to brush up on this post and add to it a bit. I stole a good bit of this from a forum that has an established debate forum that has been running successfully for years.

    The Three Things forum will hopefully encourage members to develop critical thinking skills, and to understand how to properly support an argument in a written debate. Don't worry about changing an opinion as much as use this forum as a tool to sharpen your wit and possibly broaden someone else's outlook in the process.

    In regards to this forum, there are some very simple guidelines to follow.

    Do Not Create Angry Rants


    Take your rants to the Shoutbox or General Forum. Also, no one cares if you hate republicans or democrats, vegans, pedophiles, etc. If your post is solely voicing that you hate a group, then make it elsewhere. That is unless you plan on describing the reasons you find any particular group objectionable.

    Do Not Post Links with No Content

    Do not post a link to an event to start a discussion unless you plan on offering content. Talk about what you are linking to, explain what you agree or disagree with, like or dislike. It only takes a few sentences and helps the reader understand what you want them to read, and what you want to discuss in particular.

    Do Not Post A Response With No Content

    Do not post silly pictures, smiley faces or any other form of content-less post in these threads. If you agree or disagree with someone, Thanks them or Groan them. If you want to tell a poster anything else in regards to their post, yet have nothing to add to the discussion, Rep them or PM them.

    Recognize that You Do Not Have Free Speech

    This reminder is one of the most important. You do not have a right to free speech here. This actually goes for the entire forum. Blatantly racist, sexist, or bigoted threads will be locked. There are a ton of sites for that type of shit, so if that's what you like, go to them. We are pretty loose with rules and conduct, but that's a can of worms I just don't have time to deal with.

    Recognize the Burden of Proof


    Repeat after me: the burden of proof lies on the claimant. No matter the topic of the thread, it is your job to show that there are substantial reasons for believing the fundamentals of your argument. Like it or not, most claims in the Three Things forum will need to be referenced. This doesn't mean that you need to whip out your MLA handbook, but it does mean that you may be asked to provide a few hyperlinks. While it's okay to reference an offline book, magazine, or journal, these sorts of resources are difficult to check in a timely manner. No matter how smart you are, or think you are, you'll find very few people who want to "take your word for it." If you don't feel like referencing a specific claim, or you simply cannot recall where you acquired a piece of information, you're better off not using it as the centerpiece of your argument.

    Do Not Personally Attack Other Members

    Personal attacks are usually called "ad-homs." "Ad-hom" is an abbreviated version of ad-hominem, a Latin term used to denote the logical fallacy of attacking a person in the interest of discrediting an idea. Not all personal attacks are ad-hominem, if you are going to attack someone, make sure you can back it up and that it is germane to the debate. The rules against personal attacks for the sole reason of attacking will be enforced strictly. Repeat offenders will find themselves banned from the Forums altogether.

    And lastly, although things can get heated, it's just the fucking Internet. Some major flame wars have gone on in Three Things but that is where it stays. Just because you and Member X have an argument over Jesus having a wife, does not mean that it should spill over into the movie forum where a discussion of Godzilla is taking place. If that type of behavior is noticed, behavior that shows a member is taking shit a little too seriously, we have no issues keeping that member out of Three Things. Let's not fool each other here. No one is really trying to sway the other to their way of thinking. You want to simply win a argument\debate with the audience eating popcorn while they watch. So let's keep that in mind before you let your blood pressure rise over an debate about Bigfoot.
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    The rules have been updated. They are extremely simple, basic, and easy to follow. If you are not able to comply by them, then there may be a good chance that you are not as intelligent as you think you are. ;)
    For Satan finds some mischief still for idle hands to do.

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    Does this have anything to do with my new "ASSHOLE" habit?



    Edit: I guess I need to be more specific by noting that this is my third "ASSHOLE" habit of varying sorts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swivel View Post
    Does this have anything to do with my new "ASSHOLE" habit?



    Edit: I guess I need to be more specific by noting that this is my third "ASSHOLE" habit of varying sorts.
    What ASSHOLE habit? :D

    And no, it just needed to be clarified for future reference.
    For Satan finds some mischief still for idle hands to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killroy View Post
    What ASSHOLE habit? :D

    And no, it just needed to be clarified for future reference.
    Watch "2 Girls 1 Cup" and then give me a call.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swivel View Post
    Watch "2 Girls 1 Cup" and then give me a call.
    Seriously. I don't think I can. Did you?
    For Satan finds some mischief still for idle hands to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killroy View Post
    Seriously. I don't think I can. Did you?
    No way. But I told my brother about it and he fired it up with his girlfriend!

    He told me not to show my wife the video. That it leaves scars.

    2 Girls 1 Cup Reaction

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    Quote Originally Posted by swivel View Post
    Watch "2 Girls 1 Cup" and then give me a call.
    OH




    MY




    GOD




    That's what I get for being nosy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathy View Post
    OH




    MY




    GOD




    That's what I get for being nosy.
    Holy shit. Sorry about that!

    Now, please tell us all about your viewing experience...

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    Quote Originally Posted by swivel View Post
    Holy shit. Sorry about that!

    Now, please tell us all about your viewing experience...
    If I can stop these dry heaves, I will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathy View Post
    If I can stop these dry heaves, I will.
    Seriously? Did your gag-reflex kick in?

    I'm really curious about the video, but too chicken-shit to watch it. I'll only do it if Morbid is in the same room with me, forced to watch with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swivel View Post
    Seriously? Did your gag-reflex kick in?

    I'm really curious about the video, but too chicken-shit to watch it. I'll only do it if Morbid is in the same room with me, forced to watch with me.
    It did. I'm skipping dinner tonight.

    To make it even worse, I had to refresh my browser THREE times to get it to load properly. I should have taken that as a sign.

    Just watch it. I'm not scarred for life. You'll be OK.

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    It's probably good that I have no access to video while I'm at work.

    ...but I'm totally coming back to it when I get home. :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athena View Post
    It's probably good that I have no access to video while I'm at work.

    ...but I'm totally coming back to it when I get home. :p
    Careful.

    I've been spending the last few minutes googling "cute baby animal photos" to wash my eyes out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swivel View Post
    I'm really curious about the video, but too chicken-shit to watch it.
    Whew! I'm glad I'm not the only one.

    It speaks volumes about your character that you admit to being a chicken-shit. Kudos!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kathy View Post
    I've been spending the last few minutes googling "cute baby animal photos" to wash my eyes out.
    www.cuteoverload.com

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    2 Girls 1 Cup rules.

    I watched it with a friend the first time. He barfed, I laughed, and then wiped a little bit of puke off my shoe. And ate it. And then barfed in his mouth.

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    Someone link me to it? Please? I can only find reactions. :(

    I hate being out of the loop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athena View Post
    Someone link me to it? Please? I can only find reactions. :(

    I hate being out of the loop.
    Yeah! I guess I'm out of the loop, too! WTF?

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    Those wacky girls.... THAT WAS FUCKED UP!
    I did not gag but I did giggle just a bit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    2 Girls 1 Cup rules.

    www.2girls1cup.com

    I watched it with a friend the first time. He barfed, I laughed, and then wiped a little bit of puke off my shoe. And ate it. And then barfed in his mouth.
    Last edited by AnalBreeze; November 15th, 2007 at 02:52 AM.

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    Tempting, but no. You can go ahead and file me under chicken shit.

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    Fucking sick! I did not gag or throw up nor did I want to. I did want to stop watching it, but I had make it through. I REALLY don't understand this fetish. The bad thing is, I would totally bang both of those chicks...Before I saw that...OK...After I saw it too.:beurk:

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    Someone really aught to grab the worst screens and just throw them up in this thread, so us Chicken-Shits are forced to have an image charred onto our retinas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kakihara View Post
    The bad thing is, I would totally bang both of those chicks...Before I saw that...OK...After I saw it too.:beurk:
    Yeah, but would you KISS them on the mouth????

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    Right after I got done doing some hits of Jenkem!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kakihara View Post
    Right after I got done doing some hits of Jenkem!
    That word is getting sooooo much play around my house right now. I must use it 10 times a day. It makes talking about shit fun again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McVain View Post
    You can go ahead and file me under chicken shit.
    Me, too. I can't bring myself to watch it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swivel View Post
    It makes talking about shit fun again.
    When was it ever NOT fun?!

    I work for an endoscopy center, and primarily what they do there is colonoscopies. There is no shortage of jokes about shoving things up people's asses. Never gets old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZombieBabe View Post
    When was it ever NOT fun?!

    I work for an endoscopy center, and primarily what they do there is colonoscopies. There is no shortage of jokes about shoving things up people's asses. Never gets old.
    Where I work we don't do colonoscopies but we have no shortage of jokes about shoving shit up people's asses, either!

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