At work all my manager talks about is Butthash.Originally Posted by swivel
At work all my manager talks about is Butthash.
so to follow the rules i have to play nice with the other kids, and share my toys!
i think i can do that!
*waves* hello all! :)
sadly............i think 2girls1cup deserves its own thread................
even worse................i now have complete mastery of my gag reflex. this video is a great way to practice how not to puke even though you really want to. if you dont............you are fucked up. i cant possibly imagine what that room smelled like...........oh wait, i can.............i just dont want to.
if there is a dark side to humanity, that video would be an example of that darksides lungs. nothing short of murder videos sickens me that bad! and yet, no beheading video i have seen made me want to throw up, nor did any ever ruin my dinner..............for 2 days.
my overall take..........show it to all your friends at work.
Shit...I plan on putting it on DVD and playing it at the families house just before Thanksgiving dinner next week.show it to all your friends at work.
ok, this is weak, but ill do more later, i just dont have what it takes to go through it and pic out the worst ones atm. consider this a teaser.
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MOTHERFUCKER!
You get one thanks, and now I am BANNING myself from this thread. Good riddance.
Ban me from it too, while you're at it.
Yeesh. I can't so much as HEAR someone barf before I'm hurling all over the place. That picture alone makes me gag. That is just FOUL. :beurk:
No kidding! I saw that pic and started to gag.
I asked hubby if he'd heard of 2girls1cup, and no, he hadn't. I googled that puppy up and told him that I had to walk away, but if he wanted to watch it, just click the top link. I then went outside to smoke a cigarette. Not 20 seconds later, I heard gagging and coughing from inside the house and he appeared not 5 seconds after that. He said that he couldn't click the little X fast enough.
He did say to keep the link for future use. Sometimes, if he's hungover or had too much to eat, he knows that he'll feel better if he pukes, but sticking his finger down his throat does no good (Same with my older son too. I spent a whole morning with my fingers on his tonsils trying to get him to barf up a double dose of the day's medicine to no avail. He gagged a bunch, but no barf.).
My point is: if it makes my husband gag, then it has to be some foul shit! :beurk:
Too funny! I just tried to tell my husband about it. I couldn't even describe it without gagging. I did not even make it through the description. I could not even form the words without retching.
In the end, he refused to watch it.
I have to say though, the choice of background music is HILARIOUS.
I will say that I do love watching the reaction videos that have been posted over at YouTube.
Even though I haven't seen the video, I have heard the background music and I have to agree with Kathy that it's hilarious.
OMG. No way I'm watching that. The reaction videos were enough to scare me away. Shit. I hope my son hasn't heard of this. Ewwwww.
I am happy to see this forum getting some more activity, but I want to remind everyone about this forum's particular rules. So please read them and refresh your memory.
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Uh oh... We's in trouble.
I promise to restrain myself when idiots piss me off. Last thing I want is to be banned because some shit-for-brains can't string more than 27 words and a smiley together.
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No one is in trouble. Three Things is one of the stranger forums on the site and has seen its share of ups and downs. With the absence of some members who used it regularly, it has been "down". But now that new members are finally taking advantage of it, I feel it is a good time to point out that Three Things, like a couple other forums, has its own rules that are a bit different from the others.
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I was joking, but thanks for clarifying so I don't think about it later and annoy you with a PM to which you never respond.No one is in trouble. Three Things is one of the stranger forums on the site and has seen its share of ups and downs. With the absence of some members who used it regularly, it has been "down". But now that new members are finally taking advantage of it, I feel it is a good time to point out that Three Things, like a couple other forums, has its own rules that are a bit different from the others.
Can you send me the link in pm? I would like to pull that on Mr. UC.
For some reason I get a sort of Tamriel-ic vibe from Dawntide.
Not that this is a bad thing. Will give it a better look later. What systems types of computer will it work on?
seeing it once is way too much that is sofaking gross.
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And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it.
LOL another instructional thread gone to shit.
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You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.->malq
Who is this Killroy fellow and what became of him?
Yet know, my master, God omnipotent,
Is mustering in his clouds on our behalf
Armies of pestilence; and they shall strike
Your children yet unborn and unbegot,
That lift your vassal hands against my head
And threat the glory of my precious crown.
He is the modern man.Who is this Killroy fellow and what became of him?
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cShYbLkhBc"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cShYbLkhBc[/ame]
"Work like you've never been hurt, fuck like you don't need the money, and scratch like nobody's watching." -- Crystal from Squidbillies.
Gosh I thought I was the only one who thought of Mr. Roboto everytime I read Killroy!!
Glad to know I'm not the only one!
I guess I was the only one on the planet who hadn't watched that 2 girls one cup thing
Up until about 5 minutes ago
I hate you guys
There are no ordinary people. You have never talked to a mere mortal. Nations, cultures, arts, civilization -- these are mortal, and their life is to ours as the life of a gnat. But it is immortals whom we joke with, work with, marry, snub, and exploit ~ C. S. Lewis
I know what it's about and I refuse to watch it. My ex-roommate tried to trick me. He borrowed my laptop to show it to his girlfriend and he thought he was smooth and leave it on the page with the video running. I turned my head and closed the browser.
So anyway, it reminded me of this, funny shit :
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxp3zqIqO68"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxp3zqIqO68[/ame]
I fart in your general direction.
"Mods" are not jumping people on behalf of Echo. THIS mod is asking posters to remain on topic and not post paragraphs of complaints against one poster with one possibly relevant phrase. If anyone would like me to go back through the thread and publicly note every single post that fails to add to the discussion, well, good luck. I don't have time to carefully read every post on here and Morbid doesn't pay me a goddamned dime. If there's a post you have a problem with, please report it.
Last edited by Lizard; August 30th, 2010 at 12:51 AM. Reason: Eye tries to spel write
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Whoa, no need to think folks are freaking out lady:D
I wasn't even really talking about your post, it was the one made to Habeas. The one that remains.
It seems that H responded to the stuff and added an editorial. That's allowed, isn't it?
Meh, not my fight, just pointing it out.
I'm gonna go play Wow. Because I'm a winner! I can feel it (as Beck plays in the background)
There are no ordinary people. You have never talked to a mere mortal. Nations, cultures, arts, civilization -- these are mortal, and their life is to ours as the life of a gnat. But it is immortals whom we joke with, work with, marry, snub, and exploit ~ C. S. Lewis
You know I appreciate you pointing it out. Or it you don't know: well, I do.
I deleted most of hc's most recent post because it did not relate to the topic but to a particular poster. I would not be surprised to find that there are posts in that thread that could benefit from similar treatment. In other words: I was not targeting hc. As it turns out, I had time tonight to try to do a little catch up in the forums, and I exercised my mod rights on a particular post to reiterate expectations regarding what is and is not allowable as Three Things posts. Had I wanted to target one or more particular members (which I did NOT), I would've issued warnings or infractions.
Folks, these forums are the shit because they're so damned active, and that's all thanks to YOU. D'D was never meant to be a tightly moderated site, so if there's something you see that you think is unfair or against D'D standards, report it, okay?
Lizard is not woman, and not a man. She is something you will never understand. ~From the collected works of the great and marvelous Morbid
It's hard to shoot yourself in the foot when it's in your mouth. ~Stephen Colbert
I have a complaint, Lizard. You haven't peed on me nearly enough, I feel unappreciated...do you think I should report it? :-D
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