Haha, the dumbass got arrested the FIRST time when he stopped -- shitfaced -- at State Police Headquarters to ask for directions. They charged him with DUI. Then they put him in a cab to go to a hotel to sleep it off, he ditched the cabbie, grabbed his SUV, and got busted AGAIN a little while later.
Wish he had managed to go all the way and become a Darwin award winner (without hurting anyone else, of course). You've got to give the guy credit for his good, old-fashioned stick-to-it-iveness. LOL.
Man Charged With DWI Twice In 1 Day
Kelly To Be Arraigned Wednesday
POSTED: 10:21 am EDT October 21, 2008
UPDATED: 10:27 am EDT October 21, 2008
MILLBROOK, N.Y. -- A Massachusetts man has been charged with driving while intoxicated twice in the same day in upstate New York.
The first arrest occurred after he drove to state police headquarters in Millbrook early Sunday to ask for directions. Police say Joseph S. Kelley, of Canton, Mass. had a blood alcohol content of 0.17 percent, twice New York's legal limit.
After processing, troopers sent Kelley to sleep it off at a hotel. Police said Kelley made the cabbie stop at an ATM to get money for the fare, and ran back to the parking lot and took his SUV.
Kelley was stopped in the town of Stanford. Troopers said his blood-alcohol level was .14 percent. He was arraigned on DWI and sent to Dutchess County Jail on $5,000 cash or $10,000 bond.
Kelly has a court date Wednesday. The name of his attorney was not yet on record.