Gives New Meaning To Blow Jobs

[Lizard]

You may remember this guy from when Morbid FPed him: http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/10/...really-sucked/

[Jaded]

Jason L. Savage brought national, night-time jokester humiliation and worldwide embarrassment to the Great Lakes Bay Region by having sex with a vacuum hose in a Thomas Township car wash, Saginaw County Circuit Judge Fred L. Borchard said while scolding him at his sentencing Wednesday.

Late-night television's "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno and the "Late Show" with David Letterman poked fun at Saginaw because of him, Borchard told Savage before sending him to jail for 90 days for indecent exposure.

A Thomas Township resident saw "someone acting suspicious" at the car wash at 7362 Gratiot at 6:45 a.m. Oct. 16, authorities said. A police officer parked nearby and caught Savage in the act, investigators said.

Borchard said he's also had an inquiry from the London Globe newspaper about the incident.

"I believe you owe the community an apology for what you've done," Borchard said.

Savage, 29, said the ordeal was humiliating and "has been overwhelming." He said people stare at him, he's afraid to come out of his house and he can't find a job.

"It's been horrible," said Savage, who has agreed to undergo counseling. "I've been keeping my nose clean and staying out of trouble."

Savage, who lives at 11615 Swan Creek in Swan Creek Township, pleaded no contest, meaning he doesn't contest the prosecutor's evidence and accepts the punishment.

Saginaw defense attorney Philip A. Sturtz sought a lenient sentence, saying the humiliation is enough punishment.

"He's truly apologetic," Sturtz said.

Savage was on parole for fleeing from a police officer Oct. 14, 2004. Borchard told Savage the Department of Corrections could find he violated terms of his parole. The department was to release Savage from parole Monday, June 1.

Savage has convictions for home invasion in 1996, and possessing marijuana in a prison in 1998, court records show.

http://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw/in...liated_sa.html

[Harley_Tech]

Savage was on parole for fleeing from a police officer Oct. 14, 2004. Borchard told Savage the Department of Corrections could find he violated terms of his parole. The department was to release Savage from parole Monday, June 1.

Savage has convictions for home invasion in 1996, and possessing marijuana in a prison in 1998, court records show.

DUDE! you were on such a good path there and ya just had ta screw the vacuum...Where oh where did it all go so terribly wrong?



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[Jaded]

I love how he's talking about being so embarassed, and the news article points out where he lives. Too funny!

[Dneilz]

Jason Leroy Savage was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 at 4:54 p.m.

SAGINAW (AP) -- A man who police say was arrested for performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail.

Jason Leroy Savage also must submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

The Associated Press left a message Wednesday seeking comment from Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz.

(Copyright ©2009 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

http://www.upnorthlive.com/news/news...aspx?id=278321

[Dneilz]

I gather it was a rather cheap date at 75 cents per suck session. Hope mama checks her vacuum bags often..... that shit might get sticky and wet.

Happy Sunday Friends!

[Dneilz]

lol, I didn't know this had been front paged... bwaaaaa ha hahahaha. I am from Michigan so this kinda 'sucked' to hear about. Guess I better keep my daughter home when I plan to go to the car wash.

Sweet!