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    Swivel goes missing (but not by many)

    Bon Voyage, DD'ers!

    After a brief return, I am off to sea once again.

    This time it is aboard a 70 foot sailboat bound for Tahiti.

    I may update you freaks when I bump into the hazy fringes of the Internets, or I may sink and die on our first leg, and you will never suffer my wrath ever again.

    Either way, it was great to set anchor in my favorite online harbor for a week or so. Sorry for pumping my waste tank before I left...

    -swivel

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    Good bye friend and have a safe, pleasant voyage!




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    Damn you Swivel. You come back, smack some bitches around, get my hopes up that my turn is next, and then you bail. You son of a bitch, I hope you sink.



    -not really, i love you. i can't even pretend. hurry back-

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    Bon Voyage!!

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    RUN AWAY!

    I'm a jealous bitch. I hope you and your lovely (i'm assuming since you have such a fine behind) have a grand time.

    fucker.

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    Come back and "slum" around with us when you get a chance again.
    Your viewpoint and contributions to posts will be missed.

    Stay safe and don't be a stranger.
    Things fall apart; the center cannot hold;
    Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

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    I'm almost tempted to groan him for this.

    Just remember to bring a life vest.

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    See ya when you get back.

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    Aw, Swivel. Have a safe trip and hurry back....


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    Sailboat huh...

    Eat me


    Bastard! It was nice to have you back while it lasted.
    Last edited by TheMorningStar; October 15th, 2008 at 08:36 PM.

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    From WHERE to Tahiti on a 70ft sailboat?!? Don't get me wrong - I love sailboats as much as the next guy...but around Puget Sound, or something. Maybe a big lake. I wouldn't sail to San Francisco, or anything.

    But whatever. Have a good time, weirdo.
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    Someone's grounded again, I fear.

    What happened, WoW come back up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by impqueen View Post

    What happened, WoW come back up?
    Actually...there was a patch today that was pretty much game breaking.



    Have fun swivel...

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    SWIVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Dammit. Shitfuckingfire. My love, you just came back. You got me all warm and squishy and now....now this. I am standing in a pool of tears waiting for your warmest return.

    Send me a postcard this time ya motherfucker!!!!!!

    Oh and one more thing....I am changing my name until you return. That's right, no more Swivel Lover until you're back!!

    I love you, brother. Take care. Take tons of pictures. (especially of your sweet ass)

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    Ya know what. Fuck it. I take back my thanks. I don't need to thank you for sailing away. Have a groan instead you greedy bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mammasweets View Post
    Ya know what. Fuck it. I take back my thanks. I don't need to thank you for sailing away. Have a groan instead you greedy bastard.

    Watch it. I only said I was tempted to groan him, and he groaned me. :P

    Little does he know is that it just makes me feel naughty.

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    have afun and safe trip swivel enjoy yourself

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    I've been missing Swivel for months.

    And now he's gone again.

    Story of my life.

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    Just when I was falling in love...
    *sigh*

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    Checking in from Ft. Lauderdale. Joined the sailing yacht "See Adler" here with the owners, Mr. and Mrs. Peter Werk. Should leave within a week for Jamaica, and then on to Panama.

    Will probably have spotty internet from here on out, so just assume I'm dead for the time being.

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    send a postcard

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    LIAR!! Damn you Swivel, I don't believe a word of the "sailing off to Tahiti" bullshit.

    You left right after I registered, you come back, take a big dump, then "sail" off again. NO fucking fair.

    I hope that whatever it is you're really doing gives you a woody and makes you happy as hell.

    See ya when you do another drive-by...
    YOUR mom.

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    Update:

    Only two more days left to prepare. We pull out Sunday morning. You may not hear from me until Tahiti, 3 months from now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swivel View Post
    Update:

    Only two more days left to prepare. We pull out Sunday morning. You may not hear from me until Tahiti, 3 months from now.


    This is the perfect cover story if one was ever sent down for a stretch, you all realise that, don't you? "Nah, you won't be able to reach me for the next three months. I'll be <s>in prison</s> on my way to Tahiti on a 70 foot yacht."





    (I was hoping to "strike through" the words in prison; but it seems it is not possible here. Please spill anybody who knows a way!)
    Last edited by Abroad; October 25th, 2008 at 07:05 AM. Reason: code - still not working. Oh well.

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    I was SO excited to see that Swivel was running amok among us again! Just when I get back he leaves. I guess Tahiti is a good excuse, though...

    I'll have to find something else to be excited about.
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    Update: Posting from Jamaica, mon. 6 days at sea, 700 miles down, another 4,300 to go. The owners are driving me fucking crazy, though, so I might be jumping ship in Panama and see you dopes sooner than I hoped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swivel View Post
    Update: The owners are driving me fucking crazy, though, so I might be jumping ship in Panama and see you dopes sooner than I hoped.
    Bahahahhahahaah My evil plan is working...see ya soon, smexy!
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    Bad news for my haters, the owner and I could not work out our differences (me being sane and him being batshit crazy), so I am back in my humble abode and weighing my future options.

    I can either start a new Warcraft account and try powerleveling a dwarf mage, or I can start posting 100 times a day in the forums and help Morbid with a new movie site.

    Lemme go see if my Warcraft account is still active...

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